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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- akumenang.com
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- LAURA: I love each and
- every one of you who have
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- supported me over the
- years with all my heart.
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- (DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
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- It's difficult for me to come
- to terms with my diagnosis,
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- but I do know that the
- emotional bond we share is real.
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- So while I only have a
- few months left to live,
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- I'm reminded that even though
- I've only met a few you
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- in person, that our time
- together has made my life
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- everything I always
- wanted it to be.
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- I'm so grateful for all of you,
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- and I made this flash
- to remember you all.
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- Fucking cunt.
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- What?
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- Laura, I hate her.
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- Laura, who is dying of cancer?
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- Oh, c'mon, you know
- she's just doing it
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- to get to the top of
- the charts for the week.
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- She got cancer so she
- could get the most views?
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- Maybe she didn't get
- cancer for that reason,
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- but she's definitely milking it.
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- She's going to be
- dead in a few months.
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- I think you can wait that long
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- to get back to number
- one on str33ker.
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- I was number
- one for six weeks.
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- Seven would have
- been a record str33k.
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- Well, maybe when
- Laura is dead,
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- you can get that
- str33k started again.
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- Shouldn't you be studying for
- that exam tomorrow, anyway?
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- I have to get
- ready for the party.
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- You're going, right?
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- Do I really have to?
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- I really need to study.
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- I still don't understand this
- taxonomy stuff that well yet.
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- Kinky people can
- often find good sex.
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- That's all you need to remember.
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- Ha, ha, very funny,
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- but I don't think
- that's gonna be enough.
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- We have to memorize
- like 200 plant species.
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- I'm sure you can study
- wallflowers at the party.
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- Get ready.
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- Whose party is it?
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- I don't know, some
- old guy who still thinks
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- it's appropriate to be hanging
- out with college students.
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- Ugh, that's creepy.
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- It's a Halloween party.
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- It's supposed to be creepy.
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- (UPBEAT ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC)
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- Hello Bailey Nation,
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- or Bailey World,
- Bailey Universe.
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- We've been number one
- for the past five weeks,
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- and I just wanna thank
- all of my awesome fans
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- with, da, da, da, da, a tour
- of Hollywood's weirdest!
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- Also, I wanna thank
- my very, very,
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- very unfortunately
- short roommate,
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- Emma, who's helping
- us film today.
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- Emma is super studious,
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- but I believe she
- has a really fun side
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- underneath all those
- piles of books,
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- and when she finds out the
- scientific cure for nerdom,
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- she'll be having as much
- fun as the rest of us.
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- Emma, say hi.
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- You know, Emma, smiling
- doesn't cost you anything.
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- Alright, so let's
- see what cannibal
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- hobo freaks we can find today.
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- (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
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- ♪ Put my blindfold on ♪
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- ♪ I'm on the high wire ♪
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- ♪ This ain't no act baby ♪
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- ♪ 'Cause I'm on fire ♪
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- ♪ Throw your knives at me ♪
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- ♪ I'm your target girl ♪
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- ♪ I'll keep spinning
- livin' in the world ♪
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- ♪ It's you and me baby ♪
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- ♪ We're thicker than blood ♪
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- ♪ Spittin' up spittin
- out in Hollywood ♪
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- ♪ You and me baby we
- got more than love ♪
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- ♪ Up above down
- below in Hollywood ♪
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- ♪ Up above down
- below in Hollywood ♪
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- ♪ Up above down
- below in Hollywood ♪
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- ♪ Up above down
- below in Hollywood ♪
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- ♪ Up above down
- below in Hollywood ♪
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- ♪ Hollywood,
- Hollywood, Hollywood ♪
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
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- So, uh, I know I've been
- quiet this entire time,
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- but honestly, I'm just
- in shock right now.
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- What now?
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- Are you dressed
- as a, as a poop?
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- Yes.
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- So you thought it was a good
- idea to go to a cool party
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- where you're gonna meet new
- people dressed as a turd?
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- A poop.
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- A turd is a poop.
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- No, a turd is a specific
- type of excrement.
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- A poop is more general.
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- I am a poop.
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- So, you're generally speaking,
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- depicting a broad category of
- excrement with your costume
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- as opposed to a specific,
- single type of excrement?
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- Yes.
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- Okay then, moving on.
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- When we get to the party,
- if anyone talks to you,
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- which I highly doubt because
- you're dressed as a turd.
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- A poop.
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- Whatever, a frickin poop.
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- Just don't mention anything
- about the str33k, okay?
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- Especially if Brayden's there.
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- Fine.
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- But you can
- smile, if you want.
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- I don't.
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- How 'bout laughing?
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- (EMMA LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY)
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- Good enough for a poop.
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- (SKELETON LAUGHING)
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- (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
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- (GUESTS CHATTERING)
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- What's up lion buddy?
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- (LAUGHING)
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- EMMA: Kinky people
- can often find.
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- Did you see that poseur
- carrot at the party?
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- Oh, right.
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- Oh, that's her.
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- Hey, guys.
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- Bailey, I can't believe
- you lost your str33k.
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- Oh, yeah, well,
- Laura, you know?
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- She's probably faking it.
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- Yeah, um, excuse me.
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- Did I ever tell you
- yellow is my favorite color?
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- - This was a fun party.
- - Oh, you stink.
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- Hi, Bailey.
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- Hey, Brayden.
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- I'm a little busy.
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- Oh, you weren't too
- busy to call me every
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- single day last week
- begging to hang out.
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- Well, you had a
- str33k then, now.
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- Oh, now I'm just nobody?
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- Yeah, pretty much.
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- You know roses are my thing.
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- I don't think you own
- the legal rights to roses.
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- I don't think
- you own the legal
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- rights to being a
- fucking dickhead.
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- - Oh, yeah?
- - Yeah.
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- Well, you're a loser.
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- Good one.
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- Give me back my key.
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- You're finally gonna see
- how many bolts you get
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- on your flashes when you don't
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- have a woman doing
- everything for you.
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- Oh, but I'm nobody, right?
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- Whatever, I got a
- flash on the charts.
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- Oh you do, really?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Is it the one that
- I edited and shot,
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- or the one that I
- wrote, edited and shot?
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- Bye now.
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- Ugh!
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- ♪ Monster size monster size ♪
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- ♪ Seven foot tall
- he's monster size ♪
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- ♪ Monster size monster size ♪
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- ♪ Glowing in the dark
- those monster eyes ♪
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- ♪ Monster size monster size ♪
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- (SKELETON LAUGHING)
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- ♪ Seven foot tall
- he's monster size ♪
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- 00:07:32,902 --> 00:07:36,069
- ♪ Monster size monster size ♪
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- ♪ Glowing in the dark
- those monster eyes. ♪
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- 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:44,514
- (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
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- Yeah, so like, whose
- lame party is this anyway?
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- Do you guys mind,
- I'm trying to study!
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- Oh, sorry.
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- Ugh!
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- Kinky people can
- often find good sex.
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- Are you dressed as a turd?
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- Oh shut up.
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- Next year I'm dressing
- as something more popular.
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- (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
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- Bailey!
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- Bailey!
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- Bailey!
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- Bailey!
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- Bailey!
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- Bailey!
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- Bailey!
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- It's 4 A.M., come
- on we have to go.
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- Okay, okay, no.
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- Five more minutes.
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- No come on, get up.
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- Okay, I'm going, I'm going.
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- 00:09:00,422 --> 00:09:02,055
- No you can't walk.
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- 00:09:02,057 --> 00:09:03,223
- No be careful!
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- 00:09:03,225 --> 00:09:04,924
- No, no, no you're drunk.
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- 00:09:04,926 --> 00:09:06,227
- No be careful, be careful.
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- No, no, no, no,
- no, no be careful.
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- 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:13,032
- (LAUGHS)
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- What's so funny?
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- Nothing's funny here.
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- 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:26,149
- (CHEWING)
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- Come on, you're okay.
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- I'm so drunk Emma.
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- I can tell.
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- I'm really angry
- with you right now.
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- 00:09:47,235 --> 00:09:48,069
- Why?
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- You know I don't
- know how to drive.
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- 00:09:54,877 --> 00:09:58,112
- Then why are you sitting
- in the driver's seat?
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- They taught us in health
- class in high school
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- that it is better
- to drive without
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- 00:10:01,283 --> 00:10:03,583
- a license than it
- is to drive drunk.
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- Oh, I bet you got an
- A, miss smarty pants.
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- I did.
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- You're gonna fail
- that test tomorrow.
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- Kinky people, something.
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- 00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:20,369
- Fuck, who cares?
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- 00:10:21,571 --> 00:10:23,871
- Well, Professor
- Vargas probably does.
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- 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,772
- No she doesn't.
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- 00:10:25,774 --> 00:10:28,343
- She comments on all my
- flashes, she doesn't care.
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- 00:10:29,579 --> 00:10:31,681
- Everyone just cares
- about flashes, anyway.
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- 00:10:33,782 --> 00:10:35,748
- That's not true.
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- People like you for you.
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- You don't even like me for me.
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- I do too.
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- I liked you before the flashes.
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- 00:10:47,028 --> 00:10:49,128
- I still like you now.
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- 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:52,665
- I just wish you cared about
- something other than clicks.
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- 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:54,602
- And I also wish that you
- were driving right now
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- 00:10:54,604 --> 00:10:56,237
- because this is making
- me very anxious.
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- 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,538
- Oh wow, we're
- getting real real
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- 00:10:57,540 --> 00:10:59,506
- in the car right now, okay.
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- It's a safe space here.
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- 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,775
- So safe.
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- 00:11:02,777 --> 00:11:06,413
- Soon we'll be hurling down
- the street, out of control.
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- 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,348
- We're hurtling down the
- street out of control.
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- 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,549
- Stop, stop!
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- 00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:11,484
- No, you're not making
- me feel any better
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- 00:11:11,486 --> 00:11:12,719
- about this driving thing.
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- 00:11:12,721 --> 00:11:14,221
- Okay, then we'll
- just stay here then.
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- 00:11:14,223 --> 00:11:16,656
- Jesus Christ, I
- don't give a fuck.
- 236
- 00:11:16,658 --> 00:11:18,157
- No, I can't do that.
- 237
- 00:11:18,159 --> 00:11:20,627
- I didn't have any time to
- study at that stupid party,
- 238
- 00:11:20,629 --> 00:11:21,694
- we wasted a ton of time.
- 239
- 00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:24,299
- Oh that party was so stupid.
- 240
- 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:28,636
- Everyone there just liked
- me cause I had a str33k.
- 241
- 00:11:28,638 --> 00:11:33,107
- And now they like Laura
- who is dying of cancer.
- 242
- 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,407
- Whatever, she'll be dead soon,
- 243
- 00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:36,077
- then everyone will
- like me again.
- 244
- 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,314
- I have a plan.
- 245
- 00:11:39,648 --> 00:11:42,016
- Okay, am I involved
- in this plan somehow?
- 246
- 00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:42,884
- Uh, duh.
- 247
- 00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:47,223
- Well, do you wanna
- tell me about it?
- 248
- 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,694
- In due time my dear.
- 249
- 00:11:52,894 --> 00:11:54,663
- In due time.
- 250
- 00:11:55,931 --> 00:12:00,800
- (LAUGHS)
- 251
- 00:12:00,802 --> 00:12:04,572
- I knew I could get you.
- 252
- 00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:07,107
- (CAR HORN HONKS)
- 253
- 00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:11,113
- (ELECTRONIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
- 254
- 00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:30,999
- (EMMA AND BAILEY
- CHATTERING IN BACKGROUND)
- 255
- 00:12:48,117 --> 00:12:50,918
- I can't get my key out
- if I'm holding you up.
- 256
- 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,687
- Ugh!
- 257
- 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:56,122
- I lost my key.
- 258
- 00:12:56,124 --> 00:12:57,323
- What do you mean?
- 259
- 00:12:57,325 --> 00:12:58,458
- I thought you
- brought your own key
- 260
- 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,196
- and you got Brayden's key back.
- 261
- 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:01,895
- Oh yeah.
- 262
- 00:13:01,897 --> 00:13:03,997
- Hold on.
- 263
- 00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:05,232
- Ugh.
- 264
- 00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:10,071
- (KEY CLATTERING)
- 265
- 00:13:13,308 --> 00:13:17,011
- Oh, no no no.
- 266
- 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,945
- Come on.
- 267
- 00:13:18,947 --> 00:13:23,351
- (OMINOUS MUSIC)
- 268
- 00:13:41,903 --> 00:13:44,170
- No, you're fine.
- 269
- 00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:45,939
- I'm gonna make this
- bed for you okay?
- 270
- 00:13:45,941 --> 00:13:48,076
- Oh no, I don't want it.
- 271
- 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,144
- Good night.
- 272
- 00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:51,781
- Wait, we need to
- say our prayers.
- 273
- 00:13:54,082 --> 00:13:55,214
- Fine.
- 274
- 00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,684
- Okay you start.
- 275
- 00:13:56,686 --> 00:13:59,620
- Dear Lord, please
- let Bailey go to sleep
- 276
- 00:13:59,622 --> 00:14:02,055
- and wake up with no
- hangover so I don't
- 277
- 00:14:02,057 --> 00:14:04,257
- have to hear her
- complain tomorrow.
- 278
- 00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:05,291
- Ugh good one.
- 279
- 00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:06,760
- Okay.
- 280
- 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,796
- Dear Lord, please do that
- thing that Emma said,
- 281
- 00:14:09,798 --> 00:14:11,865
- and also please give
- me the confidence
- 282
- 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,766
- of a mediocre white
- man so I can go
- 283
- 00:14:13,768 --> 00:14:16,336
- through my life as
- brazen as I'd like.
- 284
- 00:14:16,338 --> 00:14:17,570
- Did you really need that?
- 285
- 00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:19,606
- Oh and please
- make sure that Laura
- 286
- 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:23,010
- gets better so that
- she can stop hogging
- 287
- 00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:24,277
- the top of the str33ker charts
- 288
- 00:14:24,279 --> 00:14:26,612
- and I can get my record
- str33k going again.
- 289
- 00:14:26,614 --> 00:14:28,348
- You're a real saint, Bailey.
- 290
- 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,883
- No one can say I
- don't care about others.
- 291
- 00:14:30,885 --> 00:14:31,720
- Goodnight.
- 292
- 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:46,168
- (OMINOUS ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
- 293
- 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:54,174
- (SOMBER PIANO MUSIC)
- 294
- 00:14:54,176 --> 00:14:56,075
- Like every patriotic American,
- 295
- 00:14:56,077 --> 00:14:57,611
- you wanna start
- your morning right
- 296
- 00:14:57,613 --> 00:15:00,848
- with delicious, nutritious
- toaster pastries.
- 297
- 00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:04,718
- But heating up normal toaster
- pastries is such a hassle.
- 298
- 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,819
- They never fit in the toaster.
- 299
- 00:15:06,821 --> 00:15:10,424
- Even when they do, they
- always come out too cold.
- 300
- 00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:11,824
- Or too hot.
- 301
- 00:15:11,826 --> 00:15:12,626
- (RECORD SCRATCH)
- 302
- 00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:13,861
- Well, not anymore.
- 303
- 00:15:13,863 --> 00:15:16,530
- With new toot strudels
- radioactive flavors.
- 304
- 00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:18,866
- Toot strudels radioactive
- flavors use patented
- 305
- 00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:20,733
- nuclear technology to self heat
- 306
- 00:15:20,735 --> 00:15:23,035
- to precisely the
- right temperature.
- 307
- 00:15:23,037 --> 00:15:24,304
- Just open the packaging,
- 308
- 00:15:24,306 --> 00:15:26,607
- exposing the atomic
- isotopes to air,
- 309
- 00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:30,012
- and in seconds your toot
- strudels are ready to eat.
- 310
- 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,183
- Normal toaster pastries get
- cold before you can finish them.
- 311
- 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:40,253
- Toot strudels stay the perfect
- temperature all day long.
- 312
- 00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:41,854
- Don't spend hours making perfect
- 313
- 00:15:41,856 --> 00:15:43,756
- toaster pastries for breakfast,
- 314
- 00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:45,324
- throw away that toaster!
- 315
- 00:15:45,326 --> 00:15:49,262
- With three toot strudels
- fluorescent glow favorites.
- 316
- 00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:51,198
- Radioactive watermelon!
- 317
- 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,232
- Atomic eggplant!
- 318
- 00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:55,001
- And nuclear celery.
- 319
- 00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:57,871
- And of course, no one can
- eat just one toot strudel.
- 320
- 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,573
- So we put two amazing,
- 321
- 00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:02,342
- perfectly baked
- strudels in every pouch.
- 322
- 00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:04,678
- That's right, two
- perfect temperature
- 323
- 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,914
- toot strudels in every pouch.
- 324
- 00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:08,582
- So you get a double
- dose that will set
- 325
- 00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:11,684
- your Geiger counters
- clicking every single day.
- 326
- 00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:13,820
- And don't forget to take
- our which toot strudel
- 327
- 00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:16,689
- are you quiz to find
- out if you are cool
- 328
- 00:16:16,691 --> 00:16:19,492
- and confident like
- radioactive watermelon.
- 329
- 00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:22,462
- Strong and steady,
- like nuclear celery.
- 330
- 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:25,600
- Or spontaneous and weird,
- like atomic eggplant.
- 331
- 00:16:29,537 --> 00:16:30,703
- Hello!
- 332
- 00:16:30,705 --> 00:16:32,707
- I am Professor Wolfgang
- van Tütstrudel!
- 333
- 00:16:33,942 --> 00:16:37,511
- The inventor of the
- patented toot strudel
- 334
- 00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:39,715
- self heating toaster pastry.
- 335
- 00:16:40,816 --> 00:16:43,049
- Join me on November 11th
- 336
- 00:16:43,051 --> 00:16:46,285
- for National Toaster Pastry Day.
- 337
- 00:16:46,287 --> 00:16:50,823
- And you could win a lifetime
- supply of toot strudels.
- 338
- 00:16:50,825 --> 00:16:54,527
- That's right, three
- square meals a day
- 339
- 00:16:54,529 --> 00:16:58,732
- of toot strudels for the
- rest of your existence.
- 340
- 00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:03,002
- Just upload your best
- five bolt flashes
- 341
- 00:17:03,004 --> 00:17:05,371
- about what toot
- strudels mean to you.
- 342
- 00:17:05,373 --> 00:17:08,075
- And you could be
- our lucky winner.
- 343
- 00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:09,710
- Toot strudels!
- 344
- 00:17:09,712 --> 00:17:12,779
- The official toaster
- pastry of str33ker.
- 345
- 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:16,884
- There's froot in every toot.
- 346
- 00:17:16,886 --> 00:17:20,553
- (PLAYFUL INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
- 347
- 00:17:20,555 --> 00:17:22,021
- Froot contains no
- flavors, colors, pulp,
- 348
- 00:17:22,023 --> 00:17:25,994
- or other natural derivatives
- of fruits or vegetables.
- 349
- 00:17:27,295 --> 00:17:32,132
- Kinky people can often find
- 350
- 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,336
- good sex.
- 351
- 00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,442
- Hey there sleepy head.
- 352
- 00:17:42,444 --> 00:17:43,409
- That was some party last night.
- 353
- 00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:44,344
- Shh!
- 354
- 00:17:44,346 --> 00:17:46,312
- Why do you have to be so loud?
- 355
- 00:17:46,314 --> 00:17:47,547
- Please.
- 356
- 00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:50,751
- Um, I was speaking at
- normal indoor volume.
- 357
- 00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:53,522
- Don't try to confuse me
- with your flawless logic,
- 358
- 00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:55,355
- Emma, okay?
- 359
- 00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:57,725
- I have not seen you
- this hungover in awhile.
- 360
- 00:17:58,627 --> 00:17:59,559
- (EMMA LAUGHS)
- 361
- 00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:01,395
- I think you had one too many.
- 362
- 00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:03,999
- Ten too many.
- 363
- 00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:08,670
- Ugh, thank god, I'm starving.
- 364
- 00:18:19,514 --> 00:18:23,017
- Fine, fine, I'll just
- have a glass of water.
- 365
- 00:18:26,722 --> 00:18:27,553
- (SIPS)
- 366
- 00:18:27,555 --> 00:18:29,023
- Mm, filling.
- 367
- 00:18:31,126 --> 00:18:34,161
- You know I had the
- strangest dream last night?
- 368
- 00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:35,896
- About what?
- 369
- 00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:37,097
- You were in the shower.
- 370
- 00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:38,030
- Perv.
- 371
- 00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:39,132
- No!
- 372
- 00:18:39,134 --> 00:18:40,500
- Not like that.
- 373
- 00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:43,036
- Not all sexy and stuff.
- 374
- 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,437
- Are you saying I'm not sexy?
- 375
- 00:18:44,439 --> 00:18:45,840
- You know what I mean.
- 376
- 00:18:47,943 --> 00:18:50,444
- Anyway, you were in the shower.
- 377
- 00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:54,681
- I saw a face glowing in
- the reflection of the door.
- 378
- 00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:57,084
- It was an evil face.
- 379
- 00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:58,751
- And then they pulled out a knife
- 380
- 00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:01,588
- and started stabbing
- at you wildly.
- 381
- 00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,324
- You were spitting out blood.
- 382
- 00:19:04,225 --> 00:19:05,492
- And you reached for the glass
- 383
- 00:19:05,494 --> 00:19:08,797
- and left a hand print
- on it, and then fell.
- 384
- 00:19:10,264 --> 00:19:13,367
- And the killer was
- breathing heavily.
- 385
- 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,668
- I could hear their heartbeat.
- 386
- 00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:20,040
- I saw the knife and it
- said doppelgänger on it.
- 387
- 00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,576
- Why would the knife
- say doppelgänger on it?
- 388
- 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,909
- I don't know!
- 389
- 00:19:23,911 --> 00:19:26,215
- That's the dumbest
- thing I've ever heard.
- 390
- 00:19:27,148 --> 00:19:28,882
- I can't control my dreams!
- 391
- 00:19:28,884 --> 00:19:29,849
- Sure you can.
- 392
- 00:19:29,851 --> 00:19:31,285
- Have better dreams next time.
- 393
- 00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:37,226
- (PHONE VIBRATES AND RINGS)
- 394
- 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:40,092
- How did you film this?
- 395
- 00:19:40,094 --> 00:19:40,928
- Film what?
- 396
- 00:19:42,363 --> 00:19:44,030
- Us coming home last night?
- 397
- 00:19:44,032 --> 00:19:46,001
- I don't remember
- anything from last night.
- 398
- 00:19:47,668 --> 00:19:48,836
- Take a look at this.
- 399
- 00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:52,571
- EMMA: I can't get my key
- out if I'm holding you up.
- 400
- 00:19:52,573 --> 00:19:56,242
- What the fuck?
- 401
- 00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:58,177
- This is terrifying.
- 402
- 00:19:58,179 --> 00:19:59,646
- I'm calling the police.
- 403
- 00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:00,981
- How many views does it have?
- 404
- 00:20:00,983 --> 00:20:02,717
- EMMA: I thought
- you had your own key
- 405
- 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,119
- and got Brayden's back?
- 406
- 00:20:04,852 --> 00:20:06,888
- 20,000 and rising.
- 407
- 00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:09,425
- Five bolts?
- 408
- 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,926
- Five bolts.
- 409
- 00:20:13,361 --> 00:20:14,194
- Don't worry about it then.
- 410
- 00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:15,694
- Don't call the police.
- 411
- 00:20:15,696 --> 00:20:17,798
- It's probably just creepy
- Mrs. Wilson from next door.
- 412
- 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,066
- She's harmless.
- 413
- 00:20:19,068 --> 00:20:20,903
- But how did she
- get your password?
- 414
- 00:20:22,303 --> 00:20:24,136
- I don't know,
- I'll just change it.
- 415
- 00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:24,971
- Who cares?
- 416
- 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,473
- Don't freak out.
- 417
- 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,706
- I'm too hungover to deal
- with it right now, anyway.
- 418
- 00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,610
- Plus it will start
- a new str33k for me.
- 419
- 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,046
- We had better get
- to that exam anyway.
- 420
- 00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:35,682
- Kinky people can
- often find good sex.
- 421
- 00:20:35,684 --> 00:20:38,617
- How could you joke
- at a time like this?
- 422
- 00:20:38,619 --> 00:20:39,418
- Joke?
- 423
- 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:40,221
- I'm studying.
- 424
- 00:20:42,657 --> 00:20:44,124
- (EMMA SIGHS)
- 425
- 00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:46,893
- Okay class, you
- have 15 minutes.
- 426
- 00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:49,829
- I just want to give
- you a little hint
- 427
- 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:50,631
- for the classification
- taxonomy on number 13.
- 428
- 00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:04,113
- EMMA: Shh! Be quiet
- 429
- 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,647
- I don't know like
- 90% of this shit.
- 430
- 00:21:08,649 --> 00:21:12,753
- Shh, knock it off or
- you'll flunk us both.
- 431
- 00:21:22,664 --> 00:21:24,500
- I don't know like
- 90% of this shit.
- 432
- 00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:31,070
- Shh, cut it out.
- 433
- 00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:32,640
- Is there a problem, ladies?
- 434
- 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,644
- Yeah, actually...
- 435
- 00:21:37,646 --> 00:21:40,113
- No, no, not at all,
- Professor Vargas.
- 436
- 00:21:40,115 --> 00:21:42,449
- Bailey just needed
- to borrow a pencil.
- 437
- 00:21:42,451 --> 00:21:47,287
- Very well, just remember
- there's no talking during exams.
- 438
- 00:21:47,289 --> 00:21:49,255
- Yes, Professor, of course.
- 439
- 00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:50,557
- And both of you come and see
- 440
- 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,528
- me in my office after the exam.
- 441
- 00:21:54,629 --> 00:21:59,600
- (EMMA HUFFS)
- 442
- 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:23,792
- Fuck.
- 443
- 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:29,828
- I'm very disappointed,
- especially in you, Emma.
- 444
- 00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:31,565
- - I...
- - Don't I.
- 445
- 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,399
- You should know
- better than to ask
- 446
- 00:22:33,401 --> 00:22:35,868
- Bailey for answers
- during an exam.
- 447
- 00:22:35,870 --> 00:22:37,136
- But you don't...
- 448
- 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:40,440
- No, now Bailey,
- I am so sorry that
- 449
- 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,742
- you have to be a party
- to this dishonesty.
- 450
- 00:22:43,744 --> 00:22:48,280
- Let me present you with this
- rose as a token of gratitude.
- 451
- 00:22:48,282 --> 00:22:49,883
- - Thank you.
- - Mmhmm.
- 452
- 00:22:49,885 --> 00:22:52,484
- Professor Vargas, please
- don't be too hard on her.
- 453
- 00:22:52,486 --> 00:22:53,787
- She's really a good kid,
- 454
- 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,088
- and it's just hard
- being my roommate
- 455
- 00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:57,624
- with all the attention.
- 456
- 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,291
- I could only imagine.
- 457
- 00:22:59,293 --> 00:23:02,729
- You know, your last
- str33k was wonderful work.
- 458
- 00:23:02,731 --> 00:23:04,530
- It's just I'm so sorry that that
- 459
- 00:23:04,532 --> 00:23:07,233
- cancerous bitch
- knocked you down.
- 460
- 00:23:07,235 --> 00:23:08,167
- Well thank you
- Professor Vargas.
- 461
- 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:09,603
- Oh no, you don't deserve it.
- 462
- 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:11,037
- Call me Harriet.
- 463
- 00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:13,473
- - Oh, thank you, Harriet.
- - Yes, thank you.
- 464
- 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,741
- Oh, cancer is hard to beat.
- 465
- 00:23:14,743 --> 00:23:17,409
- Well, you can do it,
- I have faith in you.
- 466
- 00:23:17,411 --> 00:23:19,511
- I hope so, I think I can.
- 467
- 00:23:19,513 --> 00:23:22,350
- Oh, I know you can,
- I enjoy your work.
- 468
- 00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:25,719
- She's so nice, isn't she?
- 469
- 00:23:25,721 --> 00:23:27,220
- She, but she.
- 470
- 00:23:27,222 --> 00:23:29,222
- I just wish all my professors
- were that understanding.
- 471
- 00:23:29,224 --> 00:23:31,760
- Hey, hey, um you
- left my rose behind.
- 472
- 00:23:33,061 --> 00:23:34,828
- So I did.
- 473
- 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:39,001
- (HEAVY ROCK MUSIC)
- 474
- 00:23:42,904 --> 00:23:46,306
- ♪ You want to write my story ♪
- 475
- 00:23:46,308 --> 00:23:50,777
- So is it just me or was that
- test, like, mostly pointless?
- 476
- 00:23:50,779 --> 00:23:52,511
- Eh, it's just you.
- 477
- 00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:56,950
- Yeah, like I said, Dr.
- Vargas does not give a shit.
- 478
- 00:23:56,952 --> 00:23:57,916
- Oh, God, don't look.
- 479
- 00:23:57,918 --> 00:23:59,618
- It's that creeper, Mrs. Wilson.
- 480
- 00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:01,855
- Hi girls, hi Bailey.
- 481
- 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:02,688
- I loved your latest flash.
- 482
- 00:24:02,690 --> 00:24:03,857
- Hi Mrs. Wilson.
- 483
- 00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:04,691
- Don't, don't, don't, don't.
- 484
- 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:05,524
- Bye.
- 485
- 00:24:05,526 --> 00:24:06,358
- What are you doing?
- 486
- 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,193
- Don't talk to her.
- 487
- 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:08,127
- Why?
- 488
- 00:24:08,129 --> 00:24:08,927
- She gave me 500 thousand views.
- 489
- 00:24:08,929 --> 00:24:09,697
- If that was her.
- 490
- 00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:12,699
- No, she's really creepy, I...
- 491
- 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,603
- Don't talk to her,
- I don't trust her.
- 492
- 00:24:16,338 --> 00:24:19,306
- (DOOR SCREECHES)
- 493
- 00:24:19,308 --> 00:24:20,540
- Will you fail the
- next test on purpose
- 494
- 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:22,142
- so that we can stay
- in class together?
- 495
- 00:24:22,144 --> 00:24:24,511
- Well, why don't you actually
- try studying for once,
- 496
- 00:24:24,513 --> 00:24:26,514
- and then we can stay
- in class together.
- 497
- 00:24:27,616 --> 00:24:28,617
- Nah, too annoying.
- 498
- 00:24:29,984 --> 00:24:30,916
- Know what I've been thinking?
- 499
- 00:24:30,918 --> 00:24:33,185
- Uh oh, you've been thinking?
- 500
- 00:24:33,187 --> 00:24:36,123
- I know, it's painful, but
- once in a while a neuron fires.
- 501
- 00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:42,662
- I was thinking, why do
- I even need college?
- 502
- 00:24:42,664 --> 00:24:44,164
- What?
- 503
- 00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:46,465
- I mean, I'm a junior,
- and I'm still undeclared,
- 504
- 00:24:46,467 --> 00:24:48,702
- and I don't really
- care about much.
- 505
- 00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:52,338
- I'm making awesome flashes
- that get five bolts,
- 506
- 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:54,107
- that's what I'm good at.
- 507
- 00:24:54,109 --> 00:24:57,277
- Bailey, you can't be serious?
- 508
- 00:24:57,279 --> 00:24:58,845
- Why not?
- 509
- 00:24:58,847 --> 00:25:00,413
- Bailey, are you crazy?
- 510
- 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:03,215
- You can't make a
- living off of str33ker.
- 511
- 00:25:03,217 --> 00:25:05,117
- But I'm famous.
- 512
- 00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,854
- Bailey, you're
- internet famous,
- 513
- 00:25:07,856 --> 00:25:10,723
- not even internet famous,
- but str33ker famous.
- 514
- 00:25:10,725 --> 00:25:12,925
- Str33ker famous
- and famous are two
- 515
- 00:25:12,927 --> 00:25:14,260
- completely different things.
- 516
- 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:15,561
- You're being such
- a bitch right now.
- 517
- 00:25:15,563 --> 00:25:17,431
- I got five million
- views just today.
- 518
- 00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:21,734
- Yeah, of that guy
- stalking you from outside.
- 519
- 00:25:21,736 --> 00:25:23,036
- You have to think
- about your future.
- 520
- 00:25:23,038 --> 00:25:24,436
- I am thinking about my future.
- 521
- 00:25:24,438 --> 00:25:26,006
- This is why I'm bringing it up.
- 522
- 00:25:27,175 --> 00:25:29,174
- Wait, how do you
- know it was a guy?
- 523
- 00:25:29,176 --> 00:25:30,643
- That's sexist.
- 524
- 00:25:30,645 --> 00:25:32,511
- Okay, I don't know
- it was a guy, but...
- 525
- 00:25:32,513 --> 00:25:35,714
- Okay, well, girls stalk
- people too, sometimes.
- 526
- 00:25:35,716 --> 00:25:37,216
- Okay, fine.
- 527
- 00:25:37,218 --> 00:25:38,417
- Well, you need to think
- about your future in case,
- 528
- 00:25:38,419 --> 00:25:40,587
- the guy or girl stalker
- doesn't murder you.
- 529
- 00:25:40,589 --> 00:25:42,555
- What, so I can earn 70 cents
- 530
- 00:25:42,557 --> 00:25:44,790
- to the dollar and
- hit a glass ceiling?
- 531
- 00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:47,327
- No one takes me seriously, Emma.
- 532
- 00:25:47,329 --> 00:25:49,028
- Well, maybe if you
- didn't act the way you act.
- 533
- 00:25:49,030 --> 00:25:50,562
- How do I act?
- 534
- 00:25:50,564 --> 00:25:51,832
- - The way you act...
- - I what?
- 535
- 00:25:52,967 --> 00:25:55,467
- Never mind, never mind.
- 536
- 00:25:55,469 --> 00:25:57,537
- You're just twisting my words.
- 537
- 00:25:57,539 --> 00:25:59,539
- You're too smart to
- not be taken seriously.
- 538
- 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:02,341
- Okay, well maybe too
- smart to get a normal job,
- 539
- 00:26:02,343 --> 00:26:05,110
- and too smart to
- lead a normal life.
- 540
- 00:26:05,112 --> 00:26:07,213
- If I were dumber,
- you'd be happier,
- 541
- 00:26:07,215 --> 00:26:09,449
- then I could just be safe
- and do the safe thing,
- 542
- 00:26:09,451 --> 00:26:10,716
- is that what you're
- asking me to do?
- 543
- 00:26:10,718 --> 00:26:12,452
- Yeah, that's probably
- what you should do,
- 544
- 00:26:12,454 --> 00:26:15,387
- but you make it sound so bad.
- 545
- 00:26:15,389 --> 00:26:17,557
- You're sounding
- like a crazy person.
- 546
- 00:26:17,559 --> 00:26:20,527
- You can't just sit around
- making videos all day,
- 547
- 00:26:20,529 --> 00:26:21,728
- not for a living.
- 548
- 00:26:21,730 --> 00:26:23,328
- There are other
- popular internet stars
- 549
- 00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:25,264
- that you know that
- make plenty of money.
- 550
- 00:26:25,266 --> 00:26:26,465
- What's your point?
- 551
- 00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:27,934
- My point is, I thought
- you were my friend.
- 552
- 00:26:27,936 --> 00:26:29,202
- What's that supposed to mean?
- 553
- 00:26:29,204 --> 00:26:30,970
- It means you're
- supposed to support me.
- 554
- 00:26:30,972 --> 00:26:32,938
- I do support you,
- that's why I'm always
- 555
- 00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,473
- helping you make
- your stupid videos.
- 556
- 00:26:34,475 --> 00:26:35,308
- Stupid?
- 557
- 00:26:35,310 --> 00:26:37,342
- They're flashes!
- 558
- 00:26:37,344 --> 00:26:39,111
- That's not what I
- meant, what I meant was...
- 559
- 00:26:39,113 --> 00:26:41,013
- I know what you
- meant, alright.
- 560
- 00:26:41,015 --> 00:26:42,281
- No, hear me out.
- 561
- 00:26:42,283 --> 00:26:43,782
- No, you said, you
- said too much, dude.
- 562
- 00:26:43,784 --> 00:26:47,619
- Just go get me my
- sweatshirt, I'm cold.
- 563
- 00:26:47,621 --> 00:26:52,226
- (SOMBER MUSIC)
- 564
- 00:26:59,167 --> 00:27:00,633
- Bailey, did you
- leave a grenade
- 565
- 00:27:00,635 --> 00:27:02,635
- in your underwear this morning?
- 566
- 00:27:02,637 --> 00:27:04,503
- Why?
- 567
- 00:27:04,505 --> 00:27:06,140
- They're all over the floor.
- 568
- 00:27:08,642 --> 00:27:12,246
- (COMPUTER MOUSE SCROLLING)
- 569
- 00:27:13,247 --> 00:27:15,647
- ♪ Grow man grow ♪
- 570
- 00:27:15,649 --> 00:27:18,117
- ♪ Grow man grow ♪
- 571
- 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,021
- ♪ Grow man grow
- man grow man grow ♪
- 572
- 00:27:20,754 --> 00:27:22,858
- (STALKER SNIFFS LOUDLY)
- 573
- 00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:25,023
- ♪ Grow man grow ♪
- 574
- 00:27:25,025 --> 00:27:27,226
- ♪ Grow man grow ♪
- 575
- 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:31,598
- ♪ Grow man grow
- man grow man grow ♪
- 576
- 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,934
- ♪ I'm sick of being
- called shorty ♪
- 577
- 00:27:35,936 --> 00:27:40,140
- ♪ $7.98 new height guaranteed ♪
- 578
- 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,446
- (STALKER SNIFFS LOUDLY)
- 579
- 00:27:46,013 --> 00:27:47,614
- Aren't you freaking out?
- 580
- 00:27:47,616 --> 00:27:48,947
- This your idea of a joke?
- 581
- 00:27:48,949 --> 00:27:50,517
- What do you mean?
- 582
- 00:27:50,519 --> 00:27:52,151
- You just told me to
- stop making flashes,
- 583
- 00:27:52,153 --> 00:27:54,654
- and then my most recent
- one gets sabotaged?
- 584
- 00:27:54,656 --> 00:27:57,223
- Bailey, that is not me
- tossing your underwear around.
- 585
- 00:27:57,225 --> 00:27:58,724
- I know it's not you, Emma.
- 586
- 00:27:58,726 --> 00:28:00,592
- You're short as fuck, and
- you're with me all day.
- 587
- 00:28:00,594 --> 00:28:04,030
- My point, so what exactly
- am I getting blamed for here?
- 588
- 00:28:04,032 --> 00:28:05,330
- Who'd you get to do it?
- 589
- 00:28:05,332 --> 00:28:06,732
- Who'd I get to do what?
- 590
- 00:28:06,734 --> 00:28:08,902
- Come into your room
- and act all creepy?
- 591
- 00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:10,403
- Right, who?
- 592
- 00:28:10,405 --> 00:28:11,538
- I know I'm your only friend,
- 593
- 00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:13,241
- so did you hire someone or what?
- 594
- 00:28:14,676 --> 00:28:16,576
- Okay, first of all, you
- are not my only friend.
- 595
- 00:28:16,578 --> 00:28:17,409
- Yes I am.
- 596
- 00:28:17,411 --> 00:28:18,877
- No, you're not!
- 597
- 00:28:18,879 --> 00:28:21,481
- Second of all, why on earth
- would I hire someone to do this?
- 598
- 00:28:21,483 --> 00:28:23,616
- You just told me to
- stop making flashes.
- 599
- 00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:24,850
- I did not.
- 600
- 00:28:24,852 --> 00:28:26,552
- I said you could not
- do this for a living.
- 601
- 00:28:26,554 --> 00:28:27,486
- Ugh!
- 602
- 00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:28,687
- You only hear what you want.
- 603
- 00:28:28,689 --> 00:28:30,322
- You said what I heard,
- you told me to stop.
- 604
- 00:28:30,324 --> 00:28:31,723
- If I really
- wanted you to stop,
- 605
- 00:28:31,725 --> 00:28:33,559
- this is not how I would do it.
- 606
- 00:28:33,561 --> 00:28:35,427
- I'm always helping you with
- your flashes all the time.
- 607
- 00:28:35,429 --> 00:28:37,599
- Did you ever stop
- to think about that?
- 608
- 00:28:38,832 --> 00:28:41,733
- No, I guess I hadn't
- thought about that.
- 609
- 00:28:41,735 --> 00:28:43,036
- Right, I've been helping you
- 610
- 00:28:43,038 --> 00:28:45,271
- with your channel since day one.
- 611
- 00:28:45,273 --> 00:28:46,705
- Okay, well if it's not you,
- 612
- 00:28:46,707 --> 00:28:48,508
- then who's trying
- to sabotage me?
- 613
- 00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:50,209
- I think the better
- question would be how did
- 614
- 00:28:50,211 --> 00:28:52,811
- this person get into
- your room to film this?
- 615
- 00:28:52,813 --> 00:28:53,980
- Should we call the cops?
- 616
- 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,048
- Yes, I'll call.
- 617
- 00:28:55,050 --> 00:28:55,982
- No, no, no, no.
- 618
- 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:57,649
- What do you mean, no, no, no?
- 619
- 00:28:57,651 --> 00:28:59,652
- I should call, it's
- my underwear and I don't
- 620
- 00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:01,486
- want you to make it sound
- unsexy or something.
- 621
- 00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:02,355
- Really?
- 622
- 00:29:02,357 --> 00:29:03,556
- Yeah, really.
- 623
- 00:29:03,558 --> 00:29:05,258
- Fine, you make
- the call, but do it!
- 624
- 00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:07,762
- Okay.
- 625
- 00:29:08,629 --> 00:29:10,128
- Um, the number is 911.
- 626
- 00:29:10,130 --> 00:29:12,030
- I'm getting there, Emma.
- 627
- 00:29:12,032 --> 00:29:14,466
- (EMMA SIGHS)
- 628
- 00:29:14,468 --> 00:29:16,836
- This is my new roommate Emma.
- 629
- 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,540
- We just moved in together today.
- 630
- 00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:20,906
- I met her on the Str33ker forums
- 631
- 00:29:20,908 --> 00:29:22,709
- and we love all the same things.
- 632
- 00:29:22,711 --> 00:29:24,042
- Also, we're both
- beautiful and smart.
- 633
- 00:29:24,044 --> 00:29:28,782
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- 634
- 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,358
- What's going on?
- 635
- 00:29:39,994 --> 00:29:42,664
- Alright, looks like
- the coast is clear.
- 636
- 00:29:43,798 --> 00:29:46,965
- Yes, thanks for your bravery.
- 637
- 00:29:46,967 --> 00:29:48,268
- All in the line of duty.
- 638
- 00:29:49,937 --> 00:29:51,838
- Haven't I seen you
- somewhere before?
- 639
- 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,240
- I don't know,
- were you in 'Nam?
- 640
- 00:29:54,242 --> 00:29:55,441
- What?
- 641
- 00:29:55,443 --> 00:29:56,876
- No.
- 642
- 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,980
- Neither was I, so we
- probably didn't meet there.
- 643
- 00:29:59,914 --> 00:30:02,447
- Um, okay, not important.
- 644
- 00:30:02,449 --> 00:30:03,649
- Look somebody broke...
- 645
- 00:30:03,651 --> 00:30:04,450
- Look, guys I gotta
- take a breather,
- 646
- 00:30:04,452 --> 00:30:05,917
- I gotta take a breather.
- 647
- 00:30:05,919 --> 00:30:08,322
- Come fill me in, alright,
- just come fill me in.
- 648
- 00:30:13,628 --> 00:30:15,828
- Somebody broke into our
- apartment and made a video
- 649
- 00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:17,496
- while we were on
- campus for class.
- 650
- 00:30:17,498 --> 00:30:19,866
- A flash, a flash,
- it's called a flash.
- 651
- 00:30:19,868 --> 00:30:21,600
- - A flash?
- - Yeah.
- 652
- 00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:22,734
- What?
- 653
- 00:30:22,736 --> 00:30:23,571
- A flash.
- 654
- 00:30:25,005 --> 00:30:26,271
- A video.
- 655
- 00:30:26,273 --> 00:30:27,773
- Whatever, someone came
- in and played 52 pickup
- 656
- 00:30:27,775 --> 00:30:30,576
- with my underwear, which
- is very sexy, I might add.
- 657
- 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:32,110
- Write that down,
- write that down.
- 658
- 00:30:32,112 --> 00:30:34,379
- He doesn't care if your
- underwear is sexy or not.
- 659
- 00:30:34,381 --> 00:30:36,982
- Look, I am here to get to
- the bottom of this, I mean.
- 660
- 00:30:36,984 --> 00:30:41,889
- Um, you have some,
- um, on your hat.
- 661
- 00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:45,390
- Oh, so I do.
- 662
- 00:30:45,392 --> 00:30:47,894
- Look, I'm here to
- gather clues, okay?
- 663
- 00:30:47,896 --> 00:30:49,962
- If the underwear
- being sexy is a clue,
- 664
- 00:30:49,964 --> 00:30:51,563
- I need to know about it.
- 665
- 00:30:51,565 --> 00:30:55,568
- It's not a clue really,
- Bailey has a stalker.
- 666
- 00:30:55,570 --> 00:30:56,536
- I'm sure this is the first time
- 667
- 00:30:56,538 --> 00:30:58,236
- the stalker saw her underwear.
- 668
- 00:30:58,238 --> 00:30:59,338
- Are you sure?
- 669
- 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,941
- I don't display my underwear.
- 670
- 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,743
- Very well, you
- know this may be
- 671
- 00:31:04,745 --> 00:31:06,945
- some kind of a desperate attempt
- 672
- 00:31:06,947 --> 00:31:09,382
- to get a closer look
- at your underwear,
- 673
- 00:31:09,384 --> 00:31:12,819
- by some kind of a
- pervert or something.
- 674
- 00:31:12,821 --> 00:31:16,021
- I think that's the kind of
- thing perverts are into.
- 675
- 00:31:16,023 --> 00:31:19,959
- Yes, perverts, I think
- we've made that clear.
- 676
- 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,595
- Bailey has a stalker.
- 677
- 00:31:22,597 --> 00:31:24,830
- Can't you dust for
- fingerprints or something?
- 678
- 00:31:24,832 --> 00:31:26,132
- Anyone ever tell
- you to smile more?
- 679
- 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,366
- Smile?
- 680
- 00:31:27,368 --> 00:31:28,501
- Our apartment just
- got broken into,
- 681
- 00:31:28,503 --> 00:31:30,069
- and you want me to smile?
- 682
- 00:31:30,071 --> 00:31:31,872
- Well, I mean...
- 683
- 00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:34,973
- Can't you dust
- for fingerprints?
- 684
- 00:31:34,975 --> 00:31:36,642
- Fingerprints?
- 685
- 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:40,749
- Yes, um, I just need my
- fingerprints kit from the car.
- 686
- 00:31:42,149 --> 00:31:44,450
- You know, I would
- dust for fingerprints,
- 687
- 00:31:44,452 --> 00:31:45,818
- I just don't think fingerprints
- 688
- 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,186
- are gonna show up on underwear.
- 689
- 00:31:48,188 --> 00:31:50,123
- You know, I'm actually
- kinda new to this part.
- 690
- 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,357
- This is actually my first case.
- 691
- 00:31:51,359 --> 00:31:53,225
- First case?
- 692
- 00:31:53,227 --> 00:31:56,596
- Yeah well, I had a
- desk job before, kind of.
- 693
- 00:31:56,598 --> 00:31:59,598
- But, I never dusted underwear
- 694
- 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,234
- or anything else,
- for fingerprints.
- 695
- 00:32:02,236 --> 00:32:04,872
- I don't want dust all over
- my underwear anyway, so.
- 696
- 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:10,242
- Look, you say
- you're in college?
- 697
- 00:32:10,244 --> 00:32:12,411
- Right, I'm gonna
- chalk this one up to
- 698
- 00:32:12,413 --> 00:32:15,248
- a stupid prank among
- college students.
- 699
- 00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:17,215
- Somebody broke
- into our apartment,
- 700
- 00:32:17,217 --> 00:32:18,684
- this is your first case...
- 701
- 00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:20,252
- Yeah, yeah, look, was there
- any sign of forced entry?
- 702
- 00:32:20,254 --> 00:32:21,087
- No, but...
- 703
- 00:32:21,089 --> 00:32:22,355
- Was anything stolen?
- 704
- 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,357
- No, all my sexy
- underwear is here.
- 705
- 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:29,364
- Alright, take my card,
- it's got my direct line.
- 706
- 00:32:30,231 --> 00:32:31,463
- You notice anything missing,
- 707
- 00:32:31,465 --> 00:32:33,933
- anything else out of
- the ordinary happens,
- 708
- 00:32:33,935 --> 00:32:36,702
- don't hesitate to
- call me, don't wait.
- 709
- 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,406
- For now, there's
- nothing I can do.
- 710
- 00:32:39,808 --> 00:32:43,475
- Do you want me to take your
- underwear into evidence?
- 711
- 00:32:43,477 --> 00:32:45,677
- No, I'll hold onto
- that, thank you though.
- 712
- 00:32:45,679 --> 00:32:47,180
- Yeah, what if she wants to run
- 713
- 00:32:47,182 --> 00:32:48,446
- for President some
- day or something?
- 714
- 00:32:48,448 --> 00:32:49,816
- Emma, this country
- is never gonna let
- 715
- 00:32:49,818 --> 00:32:52,052
- a woman even mention
- underwear, be President.
- 716
- 00:32:53,353 --> 00:32:55,954
- Look, I'm sorry
- I couldn't do more.
- 717
- 00:32:55,956 --> 00:32:57,690
- It's okay, don't
- worry about it.
- 718
- 00:32:57,692 --> 00:33:00,158
- Yeah, thanks for coming by.
- 719
- 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,495
- No problem, look, you
- girls stay safe, okay?
- 720
- 00:33:03,497 --> 00:33:05,463
- Make sure to look that
- door and do something
- 721
- 00:33:05,465 --> 00:33:08,367
- you like to keep your
- mind off of this.
- 722
- 00:33:08,369 --> 00:33:10,237
- Laughter is really
- the best medicine.
- 723
- 00:33:21,182 --> 00:33:24,916
- We're not sick!
- 724
- 00:33:24,918 --> 00:33:26,051
- The following flash has been
- 725
- 00:33:26,053 --> 00:33:28,553
- brought to you by toot strudels,
- 726
- 00:33:28,555 --> 00:33:31,156
- the official toaster
- pastry of str33ker.
- 727
- 00:33:31,158 --> 00:33:34,159
- There's froot in every toot.
- 728
- 00:33:34,161 --> 00:33:35,627
- Froot contains no
- flavors, colors, pulp,
- 729
- 00:33:35,629 --> 00:33:37,530
- or other natural derivatives
- of fruits or vegetables.
- 730
- 00:33:37,532 --> 00:33:38,630
- Hey guys, you're
- watching Brayden's
- 731
- 00:33:38,632 --> 00:33:41,733
- str33ker workout video, oh yeah!
- 732
- 00:33:41,735 --> 00:33:42,702
- (FUN MUSIC)
- 733
- 00:33:42,704 --> 00:33:44,002
- ♪ Hey hey hey hey skinny ♪
- 734
- 00:33:44,004 --> 00:33:45,605
- ♪ Hey hey bag of bones ♪
- 735
- 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,740
- ♪ Hey hey hey hey skinny ♪
- 736
- 00:33:47,742 --> 00:33:50,342
- ♪ Your ribs are
- showing just go home ♪
- 737
- 00:33:50,344 --> 00:33:52,011
- ♪ Hey hey hey hey skinny ♪
- 738
- 00:33:52,013 --> 00:33:54,246
- ♪ Hey hey bag of bones ♪
- 739
- 00:33:54,248 --> 00:33:56,581
- ♪ Hey hey hey hey skinny ♪
- 740
- 00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:58,552
- ♪ Your ribs are
- showing just go home ♪
- 741
- 00:33:59,052 --> 00:34:01,087
- Oh yeah!
- 742
- 00:34:01,089 --> 00:34:05,926
- (ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
- 743
- 00:34:38,092 --> 00:34:42,263
- (DOOR SCREECHES)
- 744
- 00:34:54,174 --> 00:34:59,179
- Emma, Emma, Emma,
- 745
- 00:35:00,581 --> 00:35:05,284
- Emma, Emma!
- 746
- 00:35:05,286 --> 00:35:06,485
- What is it?
- 747
- 00:35:06,487 --> 00:35:08,286
- Can you sleep with
- me tonight, I'm scared.
- 748
- 00:35:08,288 --> 00:35:12,192
- (SIGHS) Fine.
- 749
- 00:35:29,444 --> 00:35:31,811
- What the?
- 750
- 00:35:31,813 --> 00:35:34,315
- Emma, are you dreaming again?
- 751
- 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,555
- What?
- 752
- 00:35:58,572 --> 00:36:02,909
- (MANIACAL LAUGH)
- 753
- 00:36:25,632 --> 00:36:29,736
- (LAUGHS)
- 754
- 00:36:30,837 --> 00:36:35,243
- (CRYING)
- 755
- 00:36:40,348 --> 00:36:45,116
- (LAUGHING)
- 756
- 00:36:45,118 --> 00:36:49,389
- (CRYING)
- 757
- 00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:55,096
- (LAUGHING)
- 758
- 00:37:04,038 --> 00:37:06,107
- (CRYING)
- 759
- 00:37:15,583 --> 00:37:20,088
- (LAUGHING)
- 760
- 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:26,253
- I'm thirsty, I'm gonna
- get something to drink.
- 761
- 00:39:12,799 --> 00:39:17,638
- (EMMA SCREAMS)
- 762
- 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,905
- So let me get this straight.
- 763
- 00:39:20,907 --> 00:39:22,608
- The man came back
- and attacked you?
- 764
- 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:25,076
- You watched the video.
- 765
- 00:39:25,078 --> 00:39:27,212
- Yeah, well, I'm not
- totally sure what I saw,
- 766
- 00:39:27,214 --> 00:39:29,047
- it's kinda dark, but uh,
- 767
- 00:39:29,049 --> 00:39:32,016
- he didn't hurt you,
- and instead ran off?
- 768
- 00:39:32,018 --> 00:39:34,152
- Well, yeah, yeah.
- 769
- 00:39:34,154 --> 00:39:35,055
- And you're okay?
- 770
- 00:39:36,190 --> 00:39:38,389
- Not emotionally, but...
- 771
- 00:39:38,391 --> 00:39:40,194
- Nothing's been stolen?
- 772
- 00:39:41,362 --> 00:39:44,829
- No, but officer,
- he tried to grab me.
- 773
- 00:39:44,831 --> 00:39:49,567
- Fine, fine, look the
- best I can offer is,
- 774
- 00:39:49,569 --> 00:39:51,369
- I'll station myself
- outside the building,
- 775
- 00:39:51,371 --> 00:39:53,074
- and I'll keep an
- eye on the place.
- 776
- 00:39:55,342 --> 00:39:57,610
- I'm calling someone else!
- 777
- 00:39:57,612 --> 00:40:01,012
- Officer could you just give
- us like, one minute please?
- 778
- 00:40:01,014 --> 00:40:03,882
- Sure, but don't
- call someone else,
- 779
- 00:40:03,884 --> 00:40:05,253
- I'm the guy, okay?
- 780
- 00:40:07,788 --> 00:40:11,690
- Um, would you mind just like,
- stepping out for a second?
- 781
- 00:40:11,692 --> 00:40:13,494
- Right, yeah.
- 782
- 00:40:14,962 --> 00:40:16,161
- Look, I know he's
- a little weird.
- 783
- 00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:17,630
- A little weird?!
- 784
- 00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:18,566
- Shh, Emma, shh.
- 785
- 00:40:19,699 --> 00:40:20,632
- A little weird?
- 786
- 00:40:20,634 --> 00:40:22,601
- He has no idea what he's doing.
- 787
- 00:40:22,603 --> 00:40:23,835
- Okay, but didn't he say it was
- 788
- 00:40:23,837 --> 00:40:25,971
- like his first
- case or something?
- 789
- 00:40:25,973 --> 00:40:27,172
- I'm right here if you need me.
- 790
- 00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:28,940
- Yep, just one
- more minute, please.
- 791
- 00:40:28,942 --> 00:40:30,977
- Yep, yep, yep, good, thanks.
- 792
- 00:40:32,045 --> 00:40:33,512
- See?
- 793
- 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:35,583
- Okay, but it's his first
- case, we can't get him fired.
- 794
- 00:40:36,884 --> 00:40:38,250
- I'm a little
- bit more concerned
- 795
- 00:40:38,252 --> 00:40:39,652
- about one of us ending up dead,
- 796
- 00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:40,819
- than him getting fired.
- 797
- 00:40:40,821 --> 00:40:43,655
- Emma, relax, alright?
- 798
- 00:40:43,657 --> 00:40:45,958
- Besides, that flash of you
- almost getting kidnapped,
- 799
- 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,626
- has 20 million views and
- a perfect bolt score.
- 800
- 00:40:48,628 --> 00:40:49,895
- What!
- 801
- 00:40:49,897 --> 00:40:52,667
- You're so popular,
- Emma, like so popular.
- 802
- 00:40:54,335 --> 00:40:56,802
- What the hell
- is wrong with you?
- 803
- 00:40:56,804 --> 00:40:59,404
- You're almost as
- popular as I am.
- 804
- 00:40:59,406 --> 00:41:03,041
- Great, just great.
- 805
- 00:41:03,043 --> 00:41:04,842
- Just give him one more chance.
- 806
- 00:41:04,844 --> 00:41:06,078
- One more, please?
- 807
- 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:06,980
- Fine!
- 808
- 00:41:08,181 --> 00:41:10,882
- But I am not happy about this.
- 809
- 00:41:10,884 --> 00:41:13,486
- Guys, I'm uh,
- still right here.
- 810
- 00:41:15,022 --> 00:41:17,056
- Officer, thank you so much,
- 811
- 00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:19,190
- we really, really
- appreciate this.
- 812
- 00:41:19,192 --> 00:41:20,726
- Don't mention it.
- 813
- 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:23,862
- Look, I'll just be right out
- here in the unmarked white van,
- 814
- 00:41:23,864 --> 00:41:26,197
- so just call if you need me,
- and I'll come running right up.
- 815
- 00:41:26,199 --> 00:41:28,032
- Got hearing like an elephant.
- 816
- 00:41:28,034 --> 00:41:30,902
- Aren't elephants more
- known for their memory?
- 817
- 00:41:30,904 --> 00:41:32,170
- What'd you say?
- 818
- 00:41:32,172 --> 00:41:33,006
- Never mind.
- 819
- 00:41:36,944 --> 00:41:39,480
- That guy is a complete loon.
- 820
- 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:44,752
- Our lives are in his hands.
- 821
- 00:41:45,618 --> 00:41:47,820
- Great, just great.
- 822
- 00:41:47,822 --> 00:41:49,688
- Come on, I want to
- go buy some pretzels.
- 823
- 00:41:49,690 --> 00:41:50,521
- Now?
- 824
- 00:41:50,523 --> 00:41:51,757
- Yeah, I'm hungry.
- 825
- 00:41:51,759 --> 00:41:54,293
- Fine, I'll get
- us some knives too.
- 826
- 00:41:54,295 --> 00:41:56,094
- Why not guns?
- 827
- 00:41:56,096 --> 00:41:58,364
- I would never shoot anyone.
- 828
- 00:41:58,366 --> 00:42:00,167
- But you would stab them?
- 829
- 00:42:02,036 --> 00:42:03,601
- Well, no.
- 830
- 00:42:03,603 --> 00:42:05,904
- What if someone
- were hurting you?
- 831
- 00:42:05,906 --> 00:42:09,907
- I'd ask them politely to
- stop until they stopped.
- 832
- 00:42:09,909 --> 00:42:12,043
- And you think that would work?
- 833
- 00:42:12,045 --> 00:42:13,277
- Sure.
- 834
- 00:42:13,279 --> 00:42:14,346
- - Because you're cute.
- - Because I'm cute.
- 835
- 00:42:14,348 --> 00:42:15,547
- Oh my...
- 836
- 00:42:15,549 --> 00:42:16,815
- And what if someone
- were hurting me?
- 837
- 00:42:16,817 --> 00:42:18,550
- I'd ask them politely to...
- 838
- 00:42:18,552 --> 00:42:19,684
- Keep going?
- 839
- 00:42:19,686 --> 00:42:20,953
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- 840
- 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:22,353
- Probably, yeah.
- 841
- 00:42:22,355 --> 00:42:23,454
- Cute.
- 842
- 00:42:23,456 --> 00:42:25,157
- I am cute.
- 843
- 00:42:25,159 --> 00:42:26,991
- Remember that one time
- you couldn't even kill
- 844
- 00:42:26,993 --> 00:42:28,761
- that mouse that was
- caught in a trap.
- 845
- 00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:31,396
- I couldn't kill
- it, it was so cute.
- 846
- 00:42:31,398 --> 00:42:34,532
- It was suffering, you just
- want to let it die slowly?
- 847
- 00:42:34,534 --> 00:42:36,869
- I told you, I cannot
- kill a living thing.
- 848
- 00:42:36,871 --> 00:42:38,103
- Oh my god.
- 849
- 00:42:38,105 --> 00:42:39,404
- I couldn't then,
- and I can't now.
- 850
- 00:42:39,406 --> 00:42:42,608
- (SQUISHING SOUND)
- 851
- 00:42:42,610 --> 00:42:46,147
- How To Eat Like A
- Lady With Mrs. Wilson.
- 852
- 00:42:47,614 --> 00:42:51,217
- Here it comes, mmm,
- 853
- 00:42:53,186 --> 00:42:54,087
- yum, mmhmm.
- 854
- 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:58,692
- Mm mm mm so good mmhmm,
- 855
- 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:02,027
- that's it.
- 856
- 00:43:02,029 --> 00:43:03,397
- Great job, mmhmm.
- 857
- 00:43:04,931 --> 00:43:09,235
- This has been How To Eat
- Like A Lady With Mrs. Wilson.
- 858
- 00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,172
- That's me!
- 859
- 00:43:25,685 --> 00:43:27,453
- I'm really worried.
- 860
- 00:43:27,455 --> 00:43:30,221
- You've been really worried
- for the past 21 years.
- 861
- 00:43:30,223 --> 00:43:31,956
- I'm only 20.
- 862
- 00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:33,592
- Yeah, you were
- worried in the womb.
- 863
- 00:43:33,594 --> 00:43:35,092
- You were conceived and
- you started worrying
- 864
- 00:43:35,094 --> 00:43:37,029
- before you even
- divided into two cells.
- 865
- 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:38,663
- Very funny.
- 866
- 00:43:38,665 --> 00:43:41,032
- It's not a joke,
- your first cell
- 867
- 00:43:41,034 --> 00:43:42,500
- was probably an adrenal cell,
- 868
- 00:43:42,502 --> 00:43:46,003
- and then you started producing
- cortisol before mitosis.
- 869
- 00:43:46,005 --> 00:43:49,174
- I thought you didn't
- study for biology class.
- 870
- 00:43:49,176 --> 00:43:50,641
- Kinky people.
- 871
- 00:43:50,643 --> 00:43:52,744
- It's not related to cortisol.
- 872
- 00:43:52,746 --> 00:43:55,648
- I know, but it seems to get
- you really stressed out, so.
- 873
- 00:43:57,351 --> 00:44:00,384
- At least we have our new
- doppelgänger knives now.
- 874
- 00:44:00,386 --> 00:44:01,920
- So, which one of
- us is evil, then?
- 875
- 00:44:01,922 --> 00:44:03,422
- Huh?
- 876
- 00:44:03,424 --> 00:44:06,291
- A doppelgänger means an
- evil mirror image of a person,
- 877
- 00:44:06,293 --> 00:44:08,659
- so, one of us has to be evil.
- 878
- 00:44:08,661 --> 00:44:10,829
- I mean, I guess it
- has to be me, because.
- 879
- 00:44:10,831 --> 00:44:12,833
- I think I'm the evil one.
- 880
- 00:44:13,868 --> 00:44:16,168
- You, Miss Goody-two-shoes?
- 881
- 00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:17,369
- Evil?
- 882
- 00:44:17,371 --> 00:44:18,839
- You don't know
- what's in my heart.
- 883
- 00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,639
- I'm sure a heart
- full of darkness,
- 884
- 00:44:21,641 --> 00:44:25,444
- just waiting to show me your
- true self at any moment.
- 885
- 00:44:25,446 --> 00:44:27,311
- Yeah, yeah, whatever.
- 886
- 00:44:27,313 --> 00:44:29,884
- Really though, you
- drive me crazy.
- 887
- 00:44:31,217 --> 00:44:33,018
- You are one of the smartest
- people I know and...
- 888
- 00:44:33,020 --> 00:44:34,619
- What?
- 889
- 00:44:34,621 --> 00:44:36,221
- Well, you don't care.
- 890
- 00:44:36,223 --> 00:44:37,188
- Why should I care?
- 891
- 00:44:37,190 --> 00:44:38,924
- No one cares if I'm smart,
- 892
- 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:41,058
- all they care about is
- if I'm making funny faces
- 893
- 00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:42,895
- while I'm interviewing
- Hollywood's weirdest,
- 894
- 00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:45,998
- or if I'm making a makeup
- tutorial or something.
- 895
- 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,232
- Doesn't that bother you?
- 896
- 00:44:47,234 --> 00:44:50,168
- No, that's your problem, Emma.
- 897
- 00:44:50,170 --> 00:44:51,904
- You think too small,
- 898
- 00:44:51,906 --> 00:44:53,971
- you think that you need
- to follow the rules.
- 899
- 00:44:53,973 --> 00:44:55,607
- You think that there
- even are rules,
- 900
- 00:44:55,609 --> 00:44:58,543
- and no one cares
- about rules, only you.
- 901
- 00:44:58,545 --> 00:45:02,146
- Fine, I guess I'll loosen
- up a little bit then.
- 902
- 00:45:02,148 --> 00:45:03,348
- Now we're talking.
- 903
- 00:45:03,350 --> 00:45:05,219
- Here, have a pretzel.
- 904
- 00:45:08,656 --> 00:45:09,587
- Good, right?
- 905
- 00:45:09,589 --> 00:45:10,723
- Mm yeah, it's pretty good.
- 906
- 00:45:11,891 --> 00:45:14,125
- Maybe we should
- go to class now.
- 907
- 00:45:14,127 --> 00:45:15,860
- Dressed like this?
- 908
- 00:45:15,862 --> 00:45:18,264
- No one cares, and we're
- dissecting people today.
- 909
- 00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:20,732
- Oooo.
- 910
- 00:45:20,734 --> 00:45:24,505
- Once the blood is
- drained from the cadaver,
- 911
- 00:45:27,273 --> 00:45:31,712
- and is preserved
- with embalming fluid,
- 912
- 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:39,552
- the body remains
- completely flexible
- 913
- 00:45:40,621 --> 00:45:42,954
- and intact.
- 914
- 00:45:42,956 --> 00:45:45,857
- Smells a little like vinegar,
- doesn't it? (CHUCKLES)
- 915
- 00:45:45,859 --> 00:45:47,625
- (SQUISHING SOUNDS)
- 916
- 00:45:47,627 --> 00:45:51,596
- And ba bum bum!
- 917
- 00:45:51,598 --> 00:45:52,431
- (EMMA RETCHES)
- 918
- 00:45:52,433 --> 00:45:53,599
- The heart.
- 919
- 00:45:53,601 --> 00:45:54,435
- Awesome.
- 920
- 00:46:02,109 --> 00:46:04,076
- (EMMA COUGHS)
- 921
- 00:46:04,078 --> 00:46:07,112
- (CHASE LAUGHS WEIRDLY)
- 922
- 00:46:07,114 --> 00:46:10,583
- I guess Emma wanted to
- get a slightly closer look.
- 923
- 00:46:11,618 --> 00:46:12,619
- Take five.
- 924
- 00:46:15,688 --> 00:46:20,694
- Emma, Emma, Emma.
- 925
- 00:46:21,295 --> 00:46:21,960
- Hi Bailey.
- 926
- 00:46:21,962 --> 00:46:23,395
- Do you mind?
- 927
- 00:46:23,397 --> 00:46:24,998
- Uh, I'm sorry.
- 928
- 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:27,165
- Ohh.
- 929
- 00:46:27,167 --> 00:46:28,333
- You okay?
- 930
- 00:46:28,335 --> 00:46:29,400
- What happened?
- 931
- 00:46:29,402 --> 00:46:31,335
- Oof, long story, dude.
- 932
- 00:46:31,337 --> 00:46:32,570
- No, I'm just kidding,
- 933
- 00:46:32,572 --> 00:46:33,505
- it's actually not a
- long story at all.
- 934
- 00:46:33,507 --> 00:46:35,206
- Uh, you fainted and fell face
- 935
- 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:36,974
- first into a dead
- person's abdomen.
- 936
- 00:46:36,976 --> 00:46:41,982
- Ohh, I hate when
- that happens. (RETCHES)
- 937
- 00:46:42,850 --> 00:46:43,815
- The following flash has been
- 938
- 00:46:43,817 --> 00:46:46,284
- brought to you by toot strudels.
- 939
- 00:46:46,286 --> 00:46:48,887
- The official toaster
- pastry of str33ker.
- 940
- 00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:51,822
- There's froot in every toot.
- 941
- 00:46:51,824 --> 00:46:53,291
- Froot contains no
- flavors, colors, pulp,
- 942
- 00:46:53,293 --> 00:46:54,659
- or other natural derivatives
- of fruits or vegetables.
- 943
- 00:46:54,661 --> 00:46:56,728
- (TUBA MUSIC)
- 944
- 00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:57,962
- Hi!
- 945
- 00:46:57,964 --> 00:46:59,530
- Do you ever wake up in
- the morning, think boy,
- 946
- 00:46:59,532 --> 00:47:02,166
- I wish I could
- poop, but I can't.
- 947
- 00:47:02,168 --> 00:47:03,300
- I drank a whole gallon of coffee
- 948
- 00:47:03,302 --> 00:47:04,703
- and it's just not coming out.
- 949
- 00:47:04,705 --> 00:47:07,005
- Not anymore with toot strudels.
- 950
- 00:47:07,007 --> 00:47:08,306
- It'll make your bowels so soft,
- 951
- 00:47:08,308 --> 00:47:10,108
- it'll just flow
- right out your butt,
- 952
- 00:47:10,110 --> 00:47:11,375
- straight in the toilet.
- 953
- 00:47:11,377 --> 00:47:12,476
- I don't even have
- to wait sometimes.
- 954
- 00:47:12,478 --> 00:47:13,712
- Sometimes I'm rushing out there
- 955
- 00:47:13,714 --> 00:47:15,313
- and I'm already turtling.
- 956
- 00:47:15,315 --> 00:47:17,849
- Toots strudels, comes
- in new three flavors:
- 957
- 00:47:17,851 --> 00:47:21,219
- strawberry, watermelon,
- and also cat flavor.
- 958
- 00:47:21,221 --> 00:47:24,489
- Toot strudels, get it
- out while it's in there.
- 959
- 00:47:24,491 --> 00:47:25,956
- ♪ Drop drop drop ♪
- 960
- 00:47:25,958 --> 00:47:27,659
- ♪ Hear the sound in the toilet ♪
- 961
- 00:47:27,661 --> 00:47:31,329
- ♪ Toot strudels will make
- you poop like a baby ♪
- 962
- 00:47:31,331 --> 00:47:32,533
- Toot strudels.
- 963
- 00:47:34,802 --> 00:47:39,573
- (EERIE ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
- 964
- 00:48:08,268 --> 00:48:10,469
- I think I'm gonna take
- a nap when I go inside.
- 965
- 00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:12,503
- Yeah.
- 966
- 00:48:12,505 --> 00:48:13,938
- Boo!
- 967
- 00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:14,973
- Fucking Christ, Brayden,
- are you kidding me?
- 968
- 00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:16,273
- I'm just messing with you.
- 969
- 00:48:16,275 --> 00:48:17,509
- Thought you were into
- that kind of stuff
- 970
- 00:48:17,511 --> 00:48:18,677
- now with your new
- horror channel.
- 971
- 00:48:18,679 --> 00:48:19,945
- I got this new camera.
- 972
- 00:48:19,947 --> 00:48:21,645
- That's not horror,
- Brayden, it's real.
- 973
- 00:48:21,647 --> 00:48:23,148
- People are actually
- breaking into your place?
- 974
- 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:25,616
- C'mon, I'm not dumb
- enough to believe that.
- 975
- 00:48:25,618 --> 00:48:27,119
- Thought we can go out sometime?
- 976
- 00:48:27,121 --> 00:48:29,755
- Now you wanna go out, now
- that I'm back on a str33k?
- 977
- 00:48:29,757 --> 00:48:30,989
- Well, yeah.
- 978
- 00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:34,726
- Oh my god, thanks for
- the rose, by the way.
- 979
- 00:48:34,728 --> 00:48:36,230
- See you later, Brayden.
- 980
- 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:03,557
- Wow, Brayden really
- likes to stomp on things.
- 981
- 00:49:04,792 --> 00:49:06,391
- That makes me feel
- a little bit better
- 982
- 00:49:06,393 --> 00:49:08,362
- about fainting into
- that dead body.
- 983
- 00:49:10,130 --> 00:49:13,100
- That's the worst thing that
- could have ever happened.
- 984
- 00:49:14,601 --> 00:49:16,737
- Talk about falling
- for someone heartless.
- 985
- 00:49:19,806 --> 00:49:20,640
- Get it?
- 986
- 00:49:23,810 --> 00:49:25,976
- I'm still worried.
- 987
- 00:49:25,978 --> 00:49:27,878
- Don't be, Officer
- Dobson's right outside,
- 988
- 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,346
- and he has a gun.
- 989
- 00:49:29,348 --> 00:49:31,016
- Does he have a gun, though?
- 990
- 00:49:31,018 --> 00:49:32,483
- I didn't see one.
- 991
- 00:49:32,485 --> 00:49:35,353
- I'm not even sure if
- he has a real badge.
- 992
- 00:49:35,355 --> 00:49:37,322
- He didn't even notice
- Brayden coming up.
- 993
- 00:49:37,324 --> 00:49:39,157
- Well, they probably
- gave them one
- 994
- 00:49:39,159 --> 00:49:40,558
- of those plastic
- badges and no gun
- 995
- 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,328
- until after their
- first assignment.
- 996
- 00:49:43,730 --> 00:49:45,365
- Anyway, I'm sure it's fine.
- 997
- 00:49:47,967 --> 00:49:50,367
- Anyway, we should
- go to bed, dude.
- 998
- 00:49:50,369 --> 00:49:52,103
- I'd say we have to
- do some flashes,
- 999
- 00:49:52,105 --> 00:49:53,971
- but this one of you
- getting kidnapped
- 1000
- 00:49:53,973 --> 00:49:57,041
- is str33king up
- the charts, what.
- 1001
- 00:49:57,043 --> 00:49:58,244
- What about Laura?
- 1002
- 00:49:59,679 --> 00:50:04,215
- Her first chemo flash is
- third after the kidnapping,
- 1003
- 00:50:04,217 --> 00:50:05,953
- and the underwear toss, what?
- 1004
- 00:50:06,853 --> 00:50:09,721
- The sexy underwear toss.
- 1005
- 00:50:09,723 --> 00:50:12,190
- Yes, Emma, I
- taught you so well.
- 1006
- 00:50:12,192 --> 00:50:13,627
- Alright, let's go to bed.
- 1007
- 00:50:15,696 --> 00:50:17,362
- No prayers tonight?
- 1008
- 00:50:17,364 --> 00:50:19,965
- Nah, I'm already
- feeling as confident
- 1009
- 00:50:19,967 --> 00:50:21,235
- as a mediocre white man.
- 1010
- 00:50:23,203 --> 00:50:26,270
- I wish I could be as
- confident as Dobson.
- 1011
- 00:50:26,272 --> 00:50:28,405
- He's pretty damn mediocre.
- 1012
- 00:50:28,407 --> 00:50:29,409
- He sure is.
- 1013
- 00:50:32,212 --> 00:50:34,414
- I could solve this
- case as well as he can.
- 1014
- 00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:36,850
- Well, I'm counting on you.
- 1015
- 00:50:37,717 --> 00:50:38,518
- Great.
- 1016
- 00:50:40,152 --> 00:50:44,023
- Well, I gotta go to bed,
- I'm totally frazzled.
- 1017
- 00:50:45,424 --> 00:50:46,225
- Good night.
- 1018
- 00:50:48,027 --> 00:50:48,828
- Good night.
- 1019
- 00:50:53,667 --> 00:50:56,867
- (CREEPY VOICE) Being creepy
- sure brings out my hunger.
- 1020
- 00:50:56,869 --> 00:51:00,038
- Crouching in the bushes all
- night making you peckish?
- 1021
- 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,840
- When I'm outside
- someone's window,
- 1022
- 00:51:01,842 --> 00:51:04,141
- filming them without
- their consent,
- 1023
- 00:51:04,143 --> 00:51:05,744
- I make sure they've got a box
- 1024
- 00:51:05,746 --> 00:51:07,878
- of toot strudels ready
- in their kitchen.
- 1025
- 00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,049
- When I need a break, I
- just force open their door,
- 1026
- 00:51:11,051 --> 00:51:13,985
- tiptoe through the
- house and grab a snack.
- 1027
- 00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:16,387
- Nothing like a
- self-heating toaster pastry
- 1028
- 00:51:16,389 --> 00:51:18,223
- to give you energy to stay up
- 1029
- 00:51:18,225 --> 00:51:20,525
- all night watching
- someone sleep.
- 1030
- 00:51:20,527 --> 00:51:23,695
- With patented radioactive
- isotope technology,
- 1031
- 00:51:23,697 --> 00:51:25,529
- they help me stay warm
- on chilly damp nights
- 1032
- 00:51:25,531 --> 00:51:28,032
- when I'm lurking in the shadows.
- 1033
- 00:51:28,034 --> 00:51:29,867
- Toot strudels,
- the favorite snack
- 1034
- 00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:31,737
- food of night
- creepers everywhere.
- 1035
- 00:51:33,139 --> 00:51:37,076
- Well, all's quiet here,
- time for a little meditation.
- 1036
- 00:51:49,221 --> 00:51:54,093
- (NIGHTMARISH MUSIC)
- 1037
- 00:52:59,025 --> 00:53:03,663
- (EMMA LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
- 1038
- 00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:08,494
- (BREATHING HEAVY)
- 1039
- 00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:23,328
- (BAILEY WHIMPERS)
- 1040
- 00:56:23,330 --> 00:56:28,335
- STALKER: Shh,
- shh, shh, shh, shh.
- 1041
- 00:56:34,373 --> 00:56:36,107
- I woke up and
- walked out of my room.
- 1042
- 00:56:36,109 --> 00:56:38,308
- The whole house
- smelled like vinegar.
- 1043
- 00:56:38,310 --> 00:56:41,112
- I figured maybe Bailey
- was cleaning or something,
- 1044
- 00:56:41,114 --> 00:56:42,813
- but she was gone.
- 1045
- 00:56:42,815 --> 00:56:44,849
- I thought maybe she
- went for a walk,
- 1046
- 00:56:44,851 --> 00:56:46,617
- but then I received a text,
- 1047
- 00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:48,418
- I ran out right away to get you.
- 1048
- 00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:49,820
- Did you not hear anything?
- 1049
- 00:56:49,822 --> 00:56:51,723
- Yeah, it turns out that
- my elephant hearing,
- 1050
- 00:56:51,725 --> 00:56:54,625
- not quite so keen and
- fast when I'm asleep.
- 1051
- 00:56:54,627 --> 00:56:56,326
- What the hell
- are we going to do?
- 1052
- 00:56:56,328 --> 00:56:58,563
- I mean, did you
- try calling her?
- 1053
- 00:56:58,565 --> 00:57:00,030
- Yes, of course.
- 1054
- 00:57:00,032 --> 00:57:01,532
- And?
- 1055
- 00:57:01,534 --> 00:57:04,067
- No answer, look, somebody
- broke into our apartment,
- 1056
- 00:57:04,069 --> 00:57:07,804
- not once, but twice,
- it was not a prank!
- 1057
- 00:57:07,806 --> 00:57:09,806
- You were supposed to be
- out there protecting us.
- 1058
- 00:57:09,808 --> 00:57:12,309
- He attacked me and
- he kidnapped Bailey.
- 1059
- 00:57:12,311 --> 00:57:13,244
- Aaahh!
- 1060
- 00:57:13,246 --> 00:57:15,313
- Fucking do something about it!
- 1061
- 00:57:15,315 --> 00:57:18,215
- Do you have any leads at all?
- 1062
- 00:57:18,217 --> 00:57:20,150
- Aren't you the detective?
- 1063
- 00:57:20,152 --> 00:57:21,786
- I suppose I am, I mean,
- 1064
- 00:57:21,788 --> 00:57:24,389
- that's what it says
- on my badge, anyway.
- 1065
- 00:57:24,391 --> 00:57:26,056
- You know, I can't place it,
- 1066
- 00:57:26,058 --> 00:57:27,858
- but you really
- remind me of someone.
- 1067
- 00:57:27,860 --> 00:57:30,460
- (SIGHS) I look like
- a lot of people, okay?
- 1068
- 00:57:30,462 --> 00:57:33,132
- Any leads, anything?
- 1069
- 00:57:35,034 --> 00:57:37,837
- I mean, Bailey
- had a lot of fans,
- 1070
- 00:57:39,005 --> 00:57:40,773
- I don't think she
- had any enemies.
- 1071
- 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:45,476
- Come to think of it, she
- did have a lot of enemies.
- 1072
- 00:57:45,478 --> 00:57:47,045
- Like who?
- 1073
- 00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:51,449
- That Chase guy,
- Brayden, our professor,
- 1074
- 00:57:51,451 --> 00:57:54,518
- just about everyone
- loves and hates Bailey.
- 1075
- 00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,119
- It's her thing, I guess.
- 1076
- 00:57:56,121 --> 00:57:57,424
- What about you?
- 1077
- 00:57:59,491 --> 00:58:02,326
- Nobody notices or
- cares about me, really.
- 1078
- 00:58:02,328 --> 00:58:07,130
- No, no, no, I mean, don't
- you love and hate Bailey?
- 1079
- 00:58:07,132 --> 00:58:09,800
- How do I know you're
- not a suspect?
- 1080
- 00:58:09,802 --> 00:58:10,603
- Really?
- 1081
- 00:58:12,205 --> 00:58:14,973
- Yeah, I guess we can go ahead
- and cross you off the list.
- 1082
- 00:58:15,808 --> 00:58:16,810
- What about you?
- 1083
- 00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:18,842
- Me?
- 1084
- 00:58:18,844 --> 00:58:19,678
- Sure.
- 1085
- 00:58:21,614 --> 00:58:23,983
- We can go ahead and
- cross me off the list too.
- 1086
- 00:58:25,451 --> 00:58:28,119
- Great, just about eight
- billion more people to go,
- 1087
- 00:58:28,121 --> 00:58:29,454
- until we find the kidnapper.
- 1088
- 00:58:29,456 --> 00:58:30,355
- Or killer.
- 1089
- 00:58:30,357 --> 00:58:31,621
- What?
- 1090
- 00:58:31,623 --> 00:58:33,090
- I mean, we just don't
- know, she could be dead.
- 1091
- 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:36,059
- What the hell kind of
- detective school did you go to?
- 1092
- 00:58:36,061 --> 00:58:37,261
- You don't just tell people that
- 1093
- 00:58:37,263 --> 00:58:38,962
- their missing friends
- might be dead.
- 1094
- 00:58:38,964 --> 00:58:40,630
- Yeah, I guess I missed
- that day in class.
- 1095
- 00:58:40,632 --> 00:58:42,000
- Yeah, apparently.
- 1096
- 00:58:43,235 --> 00:58:46,003
- This whole apartment
- smells like vinegar.
- 1097
- 00:58:46,005 --> 00:58:49,574
- Vinegar, you sure it's
- not just chloroform?
- 1098
- 00:58:49,576 --> 00:58:51,442
- Well, what does
- chloroform smell like?
- 1099
- 00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:54,612
- It, uh, smells exactly
- like vinegar, yeah.
- 1100
- 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:56,813
- Well then, there you have it.
- 1101
- 00:58:56,815 --> 00:58:58,648
- ( OFFICER SIGHS)
- 1102
- 00:58:58,650 --> 00:59:00,986
- Hey, could I see your notebook?
- 1103
- 00:59:03,123 --> 00:59:05,525
- Um, sure.
- 1104
- 00:59:11,063 --> 00:59:12,896
- Yup, well, I'm gonna
- have to get going,
- 1105
- 00:59:12,898 --> 00:59:14,699
- gotta get back on the case.
- 1106
- 00:59:14,701 --> 00:59:15,766
- You should be okay, you know,
- 1107
- 00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:17,101
- since nobody really notices you
- 1108
- 00:59:17,103 --> 00:59:18,405
- or cares about you at all.
- 1109
- 00:59:19,406 --> 00:59:21,471
- Thanks, I guess.
- 1110
- 00:59:21,473 --> 00:59:24,676
- Just please promise me
- that you'll find Bailey.
- 1111
- 00:59:25,844 --> 00:59:28,311
- I know that she's
- an idiot sometimes,
- 1112
- 00:59:28,313 --> 00:59:32,849
- but she's really my only friend.
- 1113
- 00:59:32,851 --> 00:59:35,487
- (SNICKERS) Yeah, I
- promise I'll do my best.
- 1114
- 00:59:41,326 --> 00:59:45,898
- It just doesn't add up,
- I didn't hear anything.
- 1115
- 00:59:47,266 --> 00:59:49,335
- Officer Dobson
- didn't hear anything.
- 1116
- 00:59:54,373 --> 00:59:56,842
- What does chloroform smell like?
- 1117
- 00:59:57,710 --> 01:00:01,548
- (CHASE LAUGHS)
- 1118
- 01:00:08,587 --> 01:00:09,520
- Aaaahh!
- 1119
- 01:00:09,522 --> 01:00:11,188
- Whoa, easy there, relax!
- 1120
- 01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:13,357
- What have you
- done with Bailey?!
- 1121
- 01:00:13,359 --> 01:00:14,592
- What?
- 1122
- 01:00:14,594 --> 01:00:15,826
- Nothing, I just came
- to help her study.
- 1123
- 01:00:15,828 --> 01:00:16,960
- Dr. Vargas wanted
- me to tutor her.
- 1124
- 01:00:16,962 --> 01:00:18,929
- Then why are you breaking in?
- 1125
- 01:00:18,931 --> 01:00:20,030
- Breaking in?
- 1126
- 01:00:20,032 --> 01:00:21,364
- I knocked and no one answered,
- 1127
- 01:00:21,366 --> 01:00:22,632
- and I saw the door was open,
- 1128
- 01:00:22,634 --> 01:00:24,101
- so I figured I'd see
- if anyone was home.
- 1129
- 01:00:24,103 --> 01:00:27,440
- (BREATHING HEAVILY) a
- little bit creepy, no?
- 1130
- 01:00:29,107 --> 01:00:31,208
- Yeah, I guess
- you're right, sorry,
- 1131
- 01:00:31,210 --> 01:00:33,945
- I'm just not too used
- to being around people.
- 1132
- 01:00:33,947 --> 01:00:35,413
- Uh, do you think
- maybe you could,
- 1133
- 01:00:35,415 --> 01:00:36,715
- like, put that thing down?
- 1134
- 01:00:37,951 --> 01:00:40,985
- I guess so, but
- one false move and...
- 1135
- 01:00:40,987 --> 01:00:42,820
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 1136
- 01:00:42,822 --> 01:00:44,791
- Alright, I just came
- over to see Bailey.
- 1137
- 01:00:45,757 --> 01:00:47,326
- She's not here.
- 1138
- 01:00:48,795 --> 01:00:51,094
- Well, can you let her know
- I stopped by or something?
- 1139
- 01:00:51,096 --> 01:00:52,929
- I can't.
- 1140
- 01:00:52,931 --> 01:00:54,364
- Why?
- 1141
- 01:00:54,366 --> 01:00:57,336
- Because she's been kidnapped
- or murdered or worse.
- 1142
- 01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:05,744
- (HEAVY BREATHING)
- 1143
- 01:01:24,630 --> 01:01:26,866
- Oh my goodness, you're awake.
- 1144
- 01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:30,534
- You have no idea how long
- I've waited for this day,
- 1145
- 01:01:30,536 --> 01:01:32,504
- now it's finally here.
- 1146
- 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,773
- You know, I've followed your
- work for sometime, Bailey.
- 1147
- 01:01:36,775 --> 01:01:38,275
- From the beginning, really.
- 1148
- 01:01:38,277 --> 01:01:41,512
- And I just knew if I could get
- you alone in a room with me,
- 1149
- 01:01:41,514 --> 01:01:43,316
- we'd be best friends.
- 1150
- 01:01:44,516 --> 01:01:48,518
- But here we are
- finally together,
- 1151
- 01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,654
- just the two of us.
- 1152
- 01:01:50,656 --> 01:01:52,723
- I can feel the love in the
- room already, can't you?
- 1153
- 01:01:52,725 --> 01:01:55,692
- (BAILEY SCREAMS)
- 1154
- 01:01:55,694 --> 01:01:58,397
- Oh that's right, that's
- right, you can't talk.
- 1155
- 01:01:59,898 --> 01:02:02,465
- Well, I'm awful sorry about
- the accommodations, you see,
- 1156
- 01:02:02,467 --> 01:02:04,902
- my neighbors complain
- about the loud music,
- 1157
- 01:02:04,904 --> 01:02:07,871
- who knows how they would feel
- if they heard you screaming
- 1158
- 01:02:07,873 --> 01:02:10,107
- down here, you get it right?!
- 1159
- 01:02:10,109 --> 01:02:12,143
- Right?!
- 1160
- 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:15,079
- (BAILEY SCREAMING)
- 1161
- 01:02:15,081 --> 01:02:20,086
- Help me, help me! (SCREAMS)
- 1162
- 01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:30,293
- No, no, no, that's
- a very, very bad girl.
- 1163
- 01:02:30,295 --> 01:02:32,598
- We're supposed to have
- fun together, remember?
- 1164
- 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,634
- I've worked very
- hard to get you here,
- 1165
- 01:02:36,636 --> 01:02:38,335
- this is like a dream
- come true for me,
- 1166
- 01:02:38,337 --> 01:02:40,637
- but if we can't
- have fun together,
- 1167
- 01:02:40,639 --> 01:02:43,109
- well, there really is no
- use for you, understand?
- 1168
- 01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:45,078
- Understand?
- 1169
- 01:02:46,679 --> 01:02:49,215
- Great, then let's
- try this again.
- 1170
- 01:02:50,516 --> 01:02:52,382
- What do you want from me?
- 1171
- 01:02:52,384 --> 01:02:54,851
- I thought I made
- that perfectly clear.
- 1172
- 01:02:54,853 --> 01:02:57,054
- I want you to be my friend,
- 1173
- 01:02:57,056 --> 01:02:58,521
- and we're gonna
- hang out and make
- 1174
- 01:02:58,523 --> 01:03:00,525
- flashes for everyone out there.
- 1175
- 01:03:02,094 --> 01:03:03,561
- Flashes?
- 1176
- 01:03:03,563 --> 01:03:06,630
- Yeah, someone has gotta
- continue your str33k.
- 1177
- 01:03:06,632 --> 01:03:09,400
- Like I said, I'm a
- huge, longtime fan,
- 1178
- 01:03:09,402 --> 01:03:10,668
- and I just always
- wanted to be in
- 1179
- 01:03:10,670 --> 01:03:13,039
- the flashes together
- with you as a team.
- 1180
- 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,009
- If I make flashes with
- you, you'll let me go?
- 1181
- 01:03:18,011 --> 01:03:20,610
- We'll see, we'll
- see, but look,
- 1182
- 01:03:20,612 --> 01:03:23,413
- I've taken the liberty of
- typing up a script for you.
- 1183
- 01:03:23,415 --> 01:03:26,416
- Now, I know normally you
- improvise your flashes,
- 1184
- 01:03:26,418 --> 01:03:28,152
- but I really think it's better
- 1185
- 01:03:28,154 --> 01:03:29,853
- if we work from a
- script to start.
- 1186
- 01:03:29,855 --> 01:03:32,155
- You see, I've got
- this perfect idea
- 1187
- 01:03:32,157 --> 01:03:34,190
- in my mind of how
- it's supposed to go,
- 1188
- 01:03:34,192 --> 01:03:36,860
- and if it doesn't
- go just perfectly,
- 1189
- 01:03:36,862 --> 01:03:38,829
- I may have to make some cuts.
- 1190
- 01:03:38,831 --> 01:03:40,630
- (BAILEY SCREAMS)
- 1191
- 01:03:40,632 --> 01:03:44,601
- (STALKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
- 1192
- 01:03:44,603 --> 01:03:49,609
- Help me, help
- me! Help! (SCREAMS)
- 1193
- 01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:54,047
- Well, at least she isn't dead.
- 1194
- 01:03:55,547 --> 01:03:56,880
- (BAILEY SCREAMS)
- 1195
- 01:03:56,882 --> 01:03:58,114
- And this is the most viewed live
- 1196
- 01:03:58,116 --> 01:03:59,819
- str33k in the
- history of str33ker.
- 1197
- 01:04:01,319 --> 01:04:03,088
- I've gotta call
- Officer Dobson.
- 1198
- 01:04:05,290 --> 01:04:09,628
- (LINE RINGING)
- 1199
- 01:04:10,630 --> 01:04:11,762
- The following flash has been
- 1200
- 01:04:11,764 --> 01:04:14,230
- brought to you by toot strudels,
- 1201
- 01:04:14,232 --> 01:04:16,833
- the official toaster
- pastry of str33ker.
- 1202
- 01:04:16,835 --> 01:04:19,804
- There's froot in every toot.
- 1203
- 01:04:19,806 --> 01:04:21,271
- Froot contains no
- flavors, colors, pulp,
- 1204
- 01:04:21,273 --> 01:04:22,407
- or other natural derivatives
- of fruits or vegetables.
- 1205
- 01:04:23,342 --> 01:04:25,275
- (SOMBER MUSIC)
- 1206
- 01:04:25,277 --> 01:04:27,413
- This will be my
- last flash ever.
- 1207
- 01:04:30,917 --> 01:04:33,018
- I just wanna say
- thank you so much.
- 1208
- 01:04:36,322 --> 01:04:39,058
- I'm told I only have
- hours left to live,
- 1209
- 01:04:41,893 --> 01:04:45,931
- my heart's giving out and
- there's nothing anyone can do.
- 1210
- 01:04:49,701 --> 01:04:51,036
- I wish you all the best.
- 1211
- 01:04:53,406 --> 01:04:58,311
- I'm also hoping that
- Bailey gets rescued safely.
- 1212
- 01:05:00,846 --> 01:05:03,482
- I'm rooting for you. (COUGHS)
- 1213
- 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,855
- The start of the greatest
- str33k in the history...
- 1214
- 01:05:11,857 --> 01:05:16,862
- (PHONE RINGS)
- 1215
- 01:05:17,596 --> 01:05:19,197
- Fucking telemarketers.
- 1216
- 01:05:21,067 --> 01:05:22,699
- You should really sign up
- for the Do Not Call list.
- 1217
- 01:05:22,701 --> 01:05:23,535
- Shut up!
- 1218
- 01:05:25,337 --> 01:05:26,737
- You know, if you wanted
- to be in one of my flashes,
- 1219
- 01:05:26,739 --> 01:05:28,271
- you could've just asked me.
- 1220
- 01:05:28,273 --> 01:05:31,175
- No, no, no, no, no,
- you see, I tried that,
- 1221
- 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,844
- it's funny you should say
- that, because boy did I try.
- 1222
- 01:05:33,846 --> 01:05:35,179
- I sent you a letter every week
- 1223
- 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:36,447
- telling you how much I loved you
- 1224
- 01:05:36,449 --> 01:05:38,681
- and wanted to be in
- one of your flashes,
- 1225
- 01:05:38,683 --> 01:05:40,050
- but I never got a reply.
- 1226
- 01:05:40,052 --> 01:05:41,518
- I never got any...
- 1227
- 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:43,954
- Yeah, well, water under
- the bridge now, right?
- 1228
- 01:05:43,956 --> 01:05:46,623
- We're here together now,
- that's all that matters.
- 1229
- 01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:50,661
- And look, here's a rose
- to show you my love.
- 1230
- 01:05:50,663 --> 01:05:53,230
- Ew freak, stop.
- 1231
- 01:05:53,232 --> 01:05:54,934
- Hey, that's not very ladylike.
- 1232
- 01:05:57,435 --> 01:05:58,270
- Fine.
- 1233
- 01:06:05,310 --> 01:06:08,679
- Well, everybody, our time
- is just about up for today.
- 1234
- 01:06:08,681 --> 01:06:12,882
- But we'll be back in just
- a few short hours tonight.
- 1235
- 01:06:12,884 --> 01:06:16,020
- Be sure to tune in for the
- start of the grand finale,
- 1236
- 01:06:16,022 --> 01:06:17,721
- the beginning of
- the greatest live
- 1237
- 01:06:17,723 --> 01:06:20,025
- str33k in the
- history of str33king.
- 1238
- 01:06:25,031 --> 01:06:28,833
- I don't know why he's
- not answering his phone.
- 1239
- 01:06:28,835 --> 01:06:31,201
- (LINE RINGING)
- 1240
- 01:06:31,203 --> 01:06:32,203
- RECORDING: You've
- reached the voicemail
- 1241
- 01:06:32,205 --> 01:06:34,137
- of Detective Frank Dobson, yeah,
- 1242
- 01:06:34,139 --> 01:06:35,239
- I can't come to the
- phone right now.
- 1243
- 01:06:35,241 --> 01:06:40,012
- I'm calling 911, forget it.
- 1244
- 01:06:50,723 --> 01:06:52,625
- Do you think we
- took this too far?
- 1245
- 01:06:53,926 --> 01:06:56,226
- I, I, I don't know, I'm
- freaking out about this,
- 1246
- 01:06:56,228 --> 01:06:58,128
- and Emma's really
- worried and I feel like
- 1247
- 01:06:58,130 --> 01:06:59,996
- people think this is
- real or something.
- 1248
- 01:06:59,998 --> 01:07:01,532
- Oh, well, I hope
- they think it's real,
- 1249
- 01:07:01,534 --> 01:07:02,702
- it's been great so far.
- 1250
- 01:07:05,270 --> 01:07:07,237
- I, I, I don't want to do this,
- 1251
- 01:07:07,239 --> 01:07:08,806
- I'm gonna call Emma.
- 1252
- 01:07:08,808 --> 01:07:10,474
- Don't you think
- she's gonna be angry?
- 1253
- 01:07:10,476 --> 01:07:12,009
- No, it's Emma.
- 1254
- 01:07:12,011 --> 01:07:13,143
- She'll be annoyed at first,
- 1255
- 01:07:13,145 --> 01:07:14,645
- and she'll pretend not to care,
- 1256
- 01:07:14,647 --> 01:07:17,380
- but she cares about being
- famous as much as I do.
- 1257
- 01:07:17,382 --> 01:07:19,983
- And she won't tell anybody
- either, so don't worry.
- 1258
- 01:07:19,985 --> 01:07:21,951
- Well, I guess she's gonna
- have to save you then.
- 1259
- 01:07:21,953 --> 01:07:23,522
- Yeah, but she can pretend.
- 1260
- 01:07:24,991 --> 01:07:28,491
- Listen Bailey, I mean it's
- been real up to this point,
- 1261
- 01:07:28,493 --> 01:07:31,262
- but uh, I'm not just
- gonna throw this away.
- 1262
- 01:07:31,264 --> 01:07:34,697
- We've come this far, I'm not
- just gonna walk away from it.
- 1263
- 01:07:34,699 --> 01:07:36,634
- Well, I'm not going to do it.
- 1264
- 01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:37,902
- Yes, you fucking are!
- 1265
- 01:07:37,904 --> 01:07:39,402
- You fucking said you
- would, you're here,
- 1266
- 01:07:39,404 --> 01:07:41,038
- we're here, we're
- doing it, okay?!
- 1267
- 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,940
- We're doing it!
- 1268
- 01:07:43,942 --> 01:07:47,511
- Now just stop arguing
- with me, I'm tired of it.
- 1269
- 01:07:47,513 --> 01:07:49,045
- We're going with the
- plan we agreed on.
- 1270
- 01:07:49,047 --> 01:07:50,782
- Please I don't want to do it.
- 1271
- 01:07:54,819 --> 01:07:57,387
- Just shut up about that.
- 1272
- 01:07:57,389 --> 01:07:58,922
- I just need you to shut up,
- 1273
- 01:07:58,924 --> 01:08:01,324
- it's the last time I'm
- gonna say it, okay?
- 1274
- 01:08:01,326 --> 01:08:04,994
- Just shut up and
- let's finish it, okay?
- 1275
- 01:08:04,996 --> 01:08:05,829
- What, what, what
- are you doing?
- 1276
- 01:08:05,831 --> 01:08:07,096
- Stop.
- 1277
- 01:08:07,098 --> 01:08:08,301
- What, why are you
- making it tighter?
- 1278
- 01:08:09,902 --> 01:08:14,907
- Right, uh, I'm sorry,
- 1279
- 01:08:15,641 --> 01:08:16,142
- look, I'm really sorry.
- 1280
- 01:08:17,243 --> 01:08:18,509
- I just started freaking
- out when I thought
- 1281
- 01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:20,079
- you were gonna back
- out all of a sudden.
- 1282
- 01:08:21,746 --> 01:08:23,012
- It's okay, it's just I feel
- 1283
- 01:08:23,014 --> 01:08:24,148
- like this is
- getting out of hand.
- 1284
- 01:08:24,150 --> 01:08:25,716
- (PHONE RINGING)
- 1285
- 01:08:25,718 --> 01:08:28,521
- (SIGHS)
- 1286
- 01:08:32,959 --> 01:08:34,524
- Is that my real knife?
- 1287
- 01:08:34,526 --> 01:08:36,961
- Yeah, I just grabbed
- it from your place.
- 1288
- 01:08:36,963 --> 01:08:38,162
- Oh my god, I'm not
- gonna hurt you.
- 1289
- 01:08:38,164 --> 01:08:39,563
- You don't need to freak out
- 1290
- 01:08:39,565 --> 01:08:41,064
- or get all hysterical
- or anything.
- 1291
- 01:08:41,066 --> 01:08:42,599
- My god, I just need
- it to look convincing.
- 1292
- 01:08:42,601 --> 01:08:43,833
- Alright, please,
- please, please,
- 1293
- 01:08:43,835 --> 01:08:46,002
- just please don't cut
- me with the knife, okay?
- 1294
- 01:08:46,004 --> 01:08:47,203
- (STALKER LAUGHS)
- 1295
- 01:08:47,205 --> 01:08:48,604
- Just put it away, please.
- 1296
- 01:08:48,606 --> 01:08:50,341
- Yeah, you don't need
- to worry about it.
- 1297
- 01:08:50,343 --> 01:08:51,507
- Okay, but...
- 1298
- 01:08:51,509 --> 01:08:53,111
- Yeah, I have the
- reflexes of an elephant.
- 1299
- 01:09:04,522 --> 01:09:08,524
- ♪ You say all you need is love ♪
- 1300
- 01:09:08,526 --> 01:09:12,563
- ♪ I think there's
- more than that ♪
- 1301
- 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:16,600
- ♪ You say love is all you need ♪
- 1302
- 01:09:16,602 --> 01:09:20,570
- ♪ I still want more than that ♪
- 1303
- 01:09:20,572 --> 01:09:24,640
- ♪ You say we're free to go ♪
- 1304
- 01:09:24,642 --> 01:09:28,545
- ♪ This is the ultimate test ♪
- 1305
- 01:09:28,547 --> 01:09:32,649
- ♪ You say if we go we're free ♪
- 1306
- 01:09:32,651 --> 01:09:36,519
- ♪ Give it to me confess ♪
- 1307
- 01:09:36,521 --> 01:09:37,755
- (SQUISHING)
- 1308
- 01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:42,361
- ♪ These bones are
- gonna walk around ♪
- 1309
- 01:09:44,562 --> 01:09:48,900
- ♪ These bones are
- gonna walk around ♪
- 1310
- 01:10:00,646 --> 01:10:05,651
- ♪ These bones are
- gonna walk around ♪ ♪
- 1311
- 01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:11,356
- ♪ You say 'til
- death do us part ♪
- 1312
- 01:10:12,624 --> 01:10:15,026
- ♪ I say it's gone in a blink ♪
- 1313
- 01:10:15,895 --> 01:10:18,964
- Toot strudels, awesome.
- 1314
- 01:10:21,299 --> 01:10:22,668
- Where the hell is Dobson?
- 1315
- 01:10:24,837 --> 01:10:26,170
- You've got to have seen
- the guy who did this,
- 1316
- 01:10:26,172 --> 01:10:27,306
- at some point, right?
- 1317
- 01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,843
- I don't know, I
- can't think of anyone.
- 1318
- 01:10:31,776 --> 01:10:32,842
- I mean, I guess at this point,
- 1319
- 01:10:32,844 --> 01:10:34,944
- it could be a lot of people.
- 1320
- 01:10:34,946 --> 01:10:37,581
- I even thought you
- were a suspect.
- 1321
- 01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:40,553
- Me? (LAUGHS WEIRDLY)
- 1322
- 01:10:42,721 --> 01:10:44,621
- What's so funny?
- 1323
- 01:10:44,623 --> 01:10:46,924
- That you thought I
- could be a kidnapper.
- 1324
- 01:10:46,926 --> 01:10:48,593
- No, no, that's
- not what I meant.
- 1325
- 01:10:49,895 --> 01:10:54,667
- What I meant was,
- what's so funny?
- 1326
- 01:10:57,069 --> 01:11:00,237
- Sorry, I have no idea
- what you're talking about.
- 1327
- 01:11:00,239 --> 01:11:02,238
- I think we need
- to watch the video.
- 1328
- 01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:03,074
- Which video?
- 1329
- 01:11:04,509 --> 01:11:05,708
- STALKER ON VIDEO: This is
- like a dream come true for me,
- 1330
- 01:11:05,710 --> 01:11:06,943
- (BACKGROUND LAUGHTER)
- 1331
- 01:11:06,945 --> 01:11:08,211
- but if we can't
- have fun together,
- 1332
- 01:11:08,213 --> 01:11:11,081
- well there really is no
- use for you, understand?
- 1333
- 01:11:11,083 --> 01:11:11,951
- Now laugh.
- 1334
- 01:11:13,919 --> 01:11:15,452
- Ha ha.
- 1335
- 01:11:15,454 --> 01:11:16,953
- For real.
- 1336
- 01:11:16,955 --> 01:11:18,788
- Okay, why do people always
- tell other people to laugh or
- 1337
- 01:11:18,790 --> 01:11:19,756
- smile?
- 1338
- 01:11:19,758 --> 01:11:22,326
- Laugh.
- 1339
- 01:11:22,328 --> 01:11:25,194
- (LAUGHS WEIRDLY)
- 1340
- 01:11:25,196 --> 01:11:26,863
- STALKER: Can't
- have fun together,
- 1341
- 01:11:26,865 --> 01:11:28,364
- well there really
- is no use for you.
- 1342
- 01:11:28,366 --> 01:11:29,600
- (CHASE LAUGHS WEIRDLY)
- 1343
- 01:11:29,602 --> 01:11:30,766
- (SKELETON LAUGHS)
- 1344
- 01:11:30,768 --> 01:11:31,570
- EMMA IN FLASHBACK:
- What's so funny?
- 1345
- 01:11:33,172 --> 01:11:34,339
- I know where Bailey is!
- 1346
- 01:11:48,154 --> 01:11:51,622
- ♪ It's time to be brave ♪
- 1347
- 01:11:51,624 --> 01:11:55,158
- ♪ Do what it takes ♪
- 1348
- 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:58,295
- ♪ Running straight
- towards the fire ♪
- 1349
- 01:11:58,297 --> 01:12:01,331
- ♪ While the others run away ♪
- 1350
- 01:12:01,333 --> 01:12:04,801
- ♪ It doesn't feel right ♪
- 1351
- 01:12:04,803 --> 01:12:08,538
- ♪ To turn a blind eye ♪
- 1352
- 01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:13,545
- ♪ When we know there's
- so much at stake ♪
- 1353
- 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:21,085
- ♪ We could be the
- heroes tonight ♪
- 1354
- 01:12:22,721 --> 01:12:27,726
- ♪ We could be the heroes ♪
- 1355
- 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:32,028
- ♪ If we stay if we rise ♪
- 1356
- 01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:36,233
- ♪ If we're fearless
- in the fight ♪
- 1357
- 01:12:36,235 --> 01:12:41,240
- ♪ We could be the heroes ♪
- 1358
- 01:12:43,741 --> 01:12:47,077
- ♪ There's dirt on our skin ♪
- 1359
- 01:12:47,079 --> 01:12:51,180
- ♪ There's chill in our bones ♪
- 1360
- 01:12:51,182 --> 01:12:54,650
- ♪ But we'll never grow tired ♪
- 1361
- 01:12:54,652 --> 01:12:57,720
- ♪ Of facing the riots ♪
- 1362
- 01:12:57,722 --> 01:13:00,489
- ♪ Battles will rage ♪
- 1363
- 01:13:00,491 --> 01:13:04,760
- ♪ A feeling so grave ♪
- 1364
- 01:13:04,762 --> 01:13:08,098
- ♪ It won't pull us under ♪
- 1365
- 01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:11,667
- ♪ When victory is our fate ♪
- 1366
- 01:13:11,669 --> 01:13:16,674
- ♪ We could be the
- heroes tonight ♪
- 1367
- 01:13:18,410 --> 01:13:23,415
- ♪ We could be the heroes ♪
- 1368
- 01:13:24,616 --> 01:13:27,751
- ♪ If we stay if we rise ♪
- 1369
- 01:13:27,753 --> 01:13:31,954
- ♪ If we're fearless
- in the fight ♪
- 1370
- 01:13:31,956 --> 01:13:36,962
- ♪ We could be the heroes ♪
- 1371
- 01:13:40,065 --> 01:13:45,070
- ♪ Ooooo ooooo oooooo ♪
- 1372
- 01:13:46,938 --> 01:13:51,944
- ♪ Ooooo ooooo ooooo ♪
- 1373
- 01:13:53,512 --> 01:13:58,517
- ♪ Ooooo ooooo ooooo ♪
- 1374
- 01:14:00,486 --> 01:14:05,456
- ♪ Ooooo ooooo ooooo ♪
- 1375
- 01:14:06,659 --> 01:14:10,896
- ♪ We could be the
- heroes tonight ♪
- 1376
- 01:14:12,498 --> 01:14:17,503
- ♪ We could be the heroes ♪
- 1377
- 01:14:18,670 --> 01:14:21,837
- ♪ If we stay if we rise ♪
- 1378
- 01:14:21,839 --> 01:14:26,009
- ♪ If we're fearless
- in the fight ♪
- 1379
- 01:14:26,011 --> 01:14:31,016
- ♪ We could be the heroes ♪
- 1380
- 01:14:34,218 --> 01:14:39,223
- ♪ Ooooo ooooo ooooo ♪
- 1381
- 01:14:40,825 --> 01:14:45,830
- ♪ Ooooo ooooo ooooo ♪
- 1382
- 01:14:47,031 --> 01:14:51,369
- ♪ We could be the
- heroes tonight ♪
- 1383
- 01:14:52,971 --> 01:14:57,976
- ♪ We could be the heroes ♪
- 1384
- 01:14:58,944 --> 01:15:02,211
- ♪ If we stay if we rise ♪
- 1385
- 01:15:02,213 --> 01:15:06,483
- ♪ If we're fearless
- in the fight ♪
- 1386
- 01:15:06,485 --> 01:15:11,490
- ♪ We could be the heroes ♪
- 1387
- 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:19,565
- ♪ Ooooo ooooo ooooo ♪
- 1388
- 01:15:30,709 --> 01:15:32,309
- The preceding film
- has been brought
- 1389
- 01:15:32,311 --> 01:15:34,277
- to you by toot strudels.
- 1390
- 01:15:34,279 --> 01:15:37,881
- There's froot in every toot.
- 1391
- 01:15:37,883 --> 01:15:39,716
- Froot contains no
- flavors, colors, pulp,
- 1392
- 01:15:39,718 --> 01:15:42,354
- or other natural derivatives
- of fruits of vegetables.
- 1393
- 01:15:59,737 --> 01:16:03,774
- ♪ Stay awhile ♪
- 1394
- 01:16:03,776 --> 01:16:07,711
- ♪ We can stay all night ♪
- 1395
- 01:16:07,713 --> 01:16:11,581
- ♪ Mile by mile ♪
- 1396
- 01:16:11,583 --> 01:16:15,618
- ♪ We can make it right ♪
- 1397
- 01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:19,355
- ♪ Put the car in drive ♪
- 1398
- 01:16:19,357 --> 01:16:23,627
- ♪ And don't stop 'til
- you see the light ♪
- 1399
- 01:16:23,629 --> 01:16:27,564
- ♪ Make it out while
- we're still alive ♪
- 1400
- 01:16:27,566 --> 01:16:31,568
- ♪ Wake up baby for the fight ♪
- 1401
- 01:16:31,570 --> 01:16:35,538
- ♪ You only like what
- you tear apart ♪
- 1402
- 01:16:35,540 --> 01:16:39,576
- ♪ You give up before you start ♪
- 1403
- 01:16:39,578 --> 01:16:43,613
- ♪ You can't break
- a broken heart ♪
- 1404
- 01:16:43,615 --> 01:16:47,786
- ♪ You can't break
- my broken heart ♪
- 1405
- 01:16:59,597 --> 01:17:03,500
- ♪ Save your smile ♪
- 1406
- 01:17:03,502 --> 01:17:07,503
- ♪ It won't help you now ♪
- 1407
- 01:17:07,505 --> 01:17:11,475
- ♪ Trial by trial ♪
- 1408
- 01:17:11,477 --> 01:17:15,511
- ♪ I will show you how ♪
- 1409
- 01:17:15,513 --> 01:17:19,282
- ♪ Put the car in drive ♪
- 1410
- 01:17:19,284 --> 01:17:23,452
- ♪ And don't stop 'til
- you free the night ♪
- 1411
- 01:17:23,454 --> 01:17:27,390
- ♪ Get out no one's left alive ♪
- 1412
- 01:17:27,392 --> 01:17:31,461
- ♪ Wake up baby it's
- time to fight ♪
- 1413
- 01:17:31,463 --> 01:17:35,431
- ♪ You only like what
- you tear apart ♪
- 1414
- 01:17:35,433 --> 01:17:39,469
- ♪ You give up before you start ♪
- 1415
- 01:17:39,471 --> 01:17:43,405
- ♪ You can't break
- a broken heart ♪
- 1416
- 01:17:43,407 --> 01:17:48,413
- ♪ You can't break
- my broken heart ♪
- 1417
- 01:18:03,428 --> 01:18:07,329
- ♪ You only like what
- you tear apart ♪
- 1418
- 01:18:07,331 --> 01:18:11,333
- ♪ You give up before you start ♪
- 1419
- 01:18:11,335 --> 01:18:15,337
- ♪ You can't break
- a broken heart ♪
- 1420
- 01:18:15,339 --> 01:18:19,341
- ♪ You can't break
- a broken heart ♪
- 1421
- 01:18:19,343 --> 01:18:23,279
- ♪ You only love what
- tears you apart ♪
- 1422
- 01:18:23,281 --> 01:18:27,283
- ♪ Don't give up
- before we start ♪
- 1423
- 01:18:27,285 --> 01:18:31,320
- ♪ You can't break
- a broken heart ♪
- 1424
- 01:18:31,322 --> 01:18:35,292
- ♪ You can't break
- a broken heart ♪
- 1425
- 01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:39,229
- ♪ You can't break
- my broken heart ♪
- 1426
- 01:18:39,231 --> 01:18:43,332
- ♪ You can't break
- my broken heart ♪
- 1427
- 01:18:43,334 --> 01:18:47,202
- ♪ You can't break
- my broken heart ♪
- 1428
- 01:18:47,204 --> 01:18:52,209
- ♪ You can't break
- my broken heart ♪
- 1429
- 01:18:53,411 --> 01:18:57,247
- ♪ Broken heart ♪
- 1430
- 01:18:57,249 --> 01:19:01,150
- ♪ Broken heart ♪
- 1431
- 01:19:01,152 --> 01:19:05,824
- ♪ Broken heart ♪
- 1432
- 01:19:10,227 --> 01:19:14,229
- Helllllo Emma nation,
- Emma world, Emma universe!
- 1433
- 01:19:14,231 --> 01:19:16,632
- We've been number
- one for 13 weeks now,
- 1434
- 01:19:16,634 --> 01:19:18,835
- and I would like to
- thank all of my fans
- 1435
- 01:19:18,837 --> 01:19:21,604
- with a tour of
- Hollywood's Weirdest.
- 1436
- 01:19:21,606 --> 01:19:25,475
- I would also like to thank
- my very tall roommate Bailey
- 1437
- 01:19:25,477 --> 01:19:27,579
- for helping us film today.
- 1438
- 01:19:28,446 --> 01:19:31,780
- Bailey is very, very serious.
- 1439
- 01:19:31,782 --> 01:19:36,788
- But underneath that sour exterior
- is a very, very fun girl.
- 1440
- 01:19:38,222 --> 01:19:41,056
- And I think when Bailey
- learns to smile and laugh,
- 1441
- 01:19:41,058 --> 01:19:44,527
- she'll be having just as
- much fun as the rest of us!
- 1442
- 01:19:44,529 --> 01:19:45,628
- (CHUCKLES)
- 1443
- 01:19:45,630 --> 01:19:48,366
- Bailey, smile for the camera!
- 1444
- 01:19:48,851 --> 01:19:50,929
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- akumenang.com
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