May 2

Alright, so I'm gonna save here because this is the hardest fight in the game -- in any Pokemon speedrun.
Like, it just is. I'm sorry, you can have your opinions about
"Oh I run Shinnoh, and, goo goo goo goo, Piplup dies"
No. This fight. Watch me get it first go now.

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Well, dead. If he uses growl, the run is over.

Alright, here we go.

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NO! What is this? Generally if it attacks, it attacks more, but as you can see that is not consistent.

Ok. Please attack again. Alright, 35. Attack again, ok I have to heal.

Ok. I should be fine now. So you gotta go through that setup without growl, and ideally without supersonic as well, because if you hurt yourself, it's over.
Then Grovyle comes out; he does about 35 with absorb, and then I'm gonna 2hit with mudshot, and I'll be faster after the first one.

Really?

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Ok he missed. Ok I should be fine here. Absorb won't kill me, but what it'll do is it will make him kill with quick attack. So after absorb I'll super potion. And then I'll kill him.

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Really?! You have gotta be kidding me son.

UGGHHHHH.

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Ok. Alright, I have to get through confusion on Grovyle.

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Incredible. Absolutely incredible.

I don't trust that to not kill me.
Ok.

For the love of God, PLEASE DO NOT CRITICAL! Just die. Fuck.
Ok 31, so I woulda been fine.
Ok. Hurray, 7th try. I don't wanna hear any shit about any fight being harder than this one.