package wanker;

import java.util.Arrays;
import java.util.Scanner;

public class Wanker {

    public static void main(String[] args) {
        String sperm = "~";
        char h = (char) 8715;
        String head = Character.toString(h);
        String shaft = "=";
        char b = (char) 400;
        String balls = Character.toString(b);
        String penis[] = {balls, shaft, head, sperm};
        Scanner s = new Scanner(System.in);
        String[] trues = {"yes", "ya", "yea", "true", "yee", "ok"};
        String[] falses = {"no", "false", "no thank you"};
        for (int i = 0; i < 1;) {
            System.out.println("Would you like me to make your penis today?");
            String response = s.next().toLowerCase();
            if (Arrays.asList(trues).contains(response)) {
                for (int y = 0; y < 1;){
                System.out.println("How long is your penis in inches?");
                response = s.next().toLowerCase();
                int length = Integer.parseInt(response);
                switch (length) {

                    case 1:
                        System.out.println("That's too fucking short!");
                        break;
                    case 2:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(2);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    case 3:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(3);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    case 4:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(4);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    case 5:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(5);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    case 6:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(6);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    case 7:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(7);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    case 8:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(8);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    case 9:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(9);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    case 10:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(10);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    case 11:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(11);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    case 12:
                        penis[1] = buildlength(12);
                        y++;
                        break;
                    default:
                        if (length > 12) {
                            System.out.println("Fucking liar!");

                        } else {
                            System.out.println("not a valid number");
                        }
                }

                }
                System.out.println("How large is your load? Large, Medium or Small?");
                response = s.next().toLowerCase();
                for (int w = 0; w < 1;){
                switch (response) {
                    case "small":
                        penis[3] = "~~~";
                        w++;
                        break;
                    case "medium":
                        penis[3] = "~~~~~~";
                        w++;
                        break;
                    case "large":
                        penis[3] = "~~~~~~~~~";
                        w++;
                        break;
                    default:
                        System.out.println("not a valid number");
                        break;
                }
                }
                System.out.println("Here is a picture of your penis!");
                System.out.println(penis[0]+penis[1]+penis[2]+penis[3]);
                i++;
            } else if (Arrays.asList(falses).contains(response)) {
                System.exit(0);
            } else {
                System.out.println("I didn't catch that, please retry");
            }
        }


    }
    public static String buildlength(int i) {
        String blength = "";
        for (int z = 0; z < i-1; z++) {
            blength = blength + "=";
        }
        return blength;
    }
}