rrpt johndave christmas

CEB: are you ready for the giftageddon, dave?
CTG: give me a minute
CTG: i need to mentally prepare myself
CEB: okay.
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] grins --
CEB: tell me when you're prepared.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] gets his pile o' gifts ready --
CTG: i am ready
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] hands the first one to him. --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] :o --
CEB: i thought it was something you could experiment with. maybe it's a little too weird, but... you don't have to use it.
CEB: it's pretty gross.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] http://www.hometrainingtools.com/frog-dissection-kit/p/DE-KITFROG/ --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] opens it- --
CTG: omg
CTG: john this is fucking awesome yessss
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] SO EXCITED TO DISSECT DEAD SHIT --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] and then pickle it --
CEB: yeah?
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] grin. --
CTG: thanks babe ill mess with it when i have the time
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] peck on the cheek for john --
CEB: when you have the time, huh?
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] captchalogues the kit --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] snort. --
CTG: mhm
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] smooch. --
CEB: i thought you had all the time.
CTG: technically not anymore
CML: Snrk.
CTG: but lets not talk about that
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] ...smooches again. --
CEB: okay.
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] coos --
CEB: the next one is pretty big, so...
CTG: i can handle big
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] draaags over a giant ass box. --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] in it is this. http://www.smithsonmartin.com/products/ks-1974/ --
CEB: i researched them to find out which ones were the best. i think.
CTG: me opens it up and....
CEB: i still feel like i know shit all about it.
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] internal screaming --
CEB: but you press it and it lights up and it was cool.
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite**** [CTG****] --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] INTERNAL SCREAMING --
CTG: john oh my GOD
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] giant grin aw. --
CTG: fuck oh my god
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] CLINGS TO JOHN --
CEB: so i picked the right one?
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] kisses --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] hee --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] that means yes --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] nuzzlehug/ --
CGA ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] pushes a little smaller box at him. --
CTG: huh
CTG: another??
CEB: yeah. there's a few more.
CTG: christ john at this rate ill be spoiled rotten
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] opens the little gift --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] this one is kinda simple. it's a ps vita with the new katamari game??? he didnt know what games dave'd want so he can pick em later --
CTG: haha omg
CTG: thanks babe
CTG: i cant wait to play it
CEB: as if you weren't spoiled rotten already.
CTG: shoosh
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] captchalogues the last couple gifts --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] pushes another one at him. http://bp4.uuuploads.com/cool-t-shirts/cool-tshirts-bikini1.jpg its this... (mildly possibly nsfw) --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] snorts and bursts into laughter --
CTG: oh my GOD
CTG: if i wasnt dressed up as mrs clause id put this on right now
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] snrk. --
((I spit out my juice.))
((Hahaha.))
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] captchalogues it, snickering --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] pushes another gift at him. its this. http://lawrencehallofscience.stores.yahoo.net/sunprintkits.html photo paper, where you expose it to sunlight and it captures the image of whatever you want to take a picture of. --
CTG: oh wow
CTG: holy shit this is cool
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] would be bouncing on his feet... IF HE HAD ANY --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] DINKLEB-... --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] cutie dave --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] captchalogues it and then more kisses for john --
CTG: thank you
CEB: hehe, i should get this stuff more often.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] enjoying the kisses yes --
CTG: i love you
CEB: i love you too!
CEB: i love you so much, i thought you needed this.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] hands him a gift basket full of dumb fancy cheeses. because cheese. --
CTG: oh my god
CTG: this is so
CTG: cheesey
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] badum psh --
((cvhsvidhcusy))
CEB: i thought it was pretty...
CEB: gouda.
CTG: god
CTG: i love you
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] grinnnnn sldgkjlsdkgj --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] takes the basket of cheese and smooches John AGAIN --
CEB: i just have one more!
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] smooch. --
CTG: oh my god
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] this one is in a tiny box. and in that tiny box is a little jewelry case. with this in. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2BrKioc8-6s/SXvRlZ1Hy6I/AAAAAAAABI4/2PTqh7k_dBI/s400/feather-ring.jpg --
CTG: oh
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite's [CTG'S] ears go yellow --
CEB: because you really needed more feathers.
CTG: wow john
CTG: this is really nice
CEB: hopefully these ones won't get stuck in as-...
CEB: yeah!
CEB: it's pretty.
CTG: thank you john i love it
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] my as-* even. --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] but then again maybe they will im stopping myself here --
CML: ...
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] igffcedbtz --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] carefully takes the ring out and puts it on the ring finger of his right hand --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] watches him. --
CTG: i love you
CEB: i love you too.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] nuzzlekiss. so much affection we've scared the rest of the memo away. except for brave mama --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] what a brave mom --
CTG: i have a bunch of presents for you too
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] I can tolerate this. --
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] :BB --
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] Probably has to go soon though --
CEB: seriously?
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] aaaa --
CTG: of course
-- CURRENT mamaLalonde [CML] STOOORM --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] i should too. after the giftin --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] AAA --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] :O oh nooo --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] passes a smallish gift to john. in it is the HD ghostbusters & ghostbusters 2 DVDs. yeee --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] unwrap... --
CEB: yes.
CEB: hell yes.
CEB: it's bustin time.
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] snrk --
CTG: youre cute
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] nudges John with another gift! this time its a small book full of fake coupons, for things like "exchange for one(1) free hug/kiss/etc". thanks @ RH for the idea. --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] flips through the book. --
CEB: there's even massage coupons...
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] pleased w this. --
CTG: mmmmhm
CTG: theres p much everything in there
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] smooch. --
CEB: i don't want to use my coupon for that one.
CEB: can it be a complimentary kiss?
CTG: all exchangeable to your favorite dave strider
CTG: of course
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] suddenly he is handing John a heavy present --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] oof --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] accepts heavy presen --
CEB: what's in this one?
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] it's a laptop. And not just a regular laptop; this sucker is handmade with a custom shell, on the front of which is carved John's slime ghost. It's obvious that Dave probably made this himself, which what knowledge and resources he has. And knowing him it's probably good enough to be a decent gaming computer. --
CML ceased responding to memo.
CNN ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] ...whoa.... --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] stares at it. kinda in shock! --
CTG: do you like it??
CEB: it
CEB: wow
CEB: stuff.
CEB: darn.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] runs a finger along the carving. --
CEB: did you...?
CTG: yeah
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] hugs both the laptop. and dave. at once. --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] grins and kisses John --
CTG: theres still more presents babe
CEB: more? still?
CTG: mmmmhm
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] still in shock mode. jeez that was really, really amazing... --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] hands another giftbox to john! --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] opens and peeks at it. --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] its a box full of various card decks for magic tricks, and one regular deck, and the cards are very high quality with intricate designs. --
ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] !! --
CEB: seriously, dude?
CEB: you're amazing.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] kiss. --
CTG: so are you dude
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] mwah --
CTG: still got a couple more
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] another smallish gift! This one contains... expensive manly cologne!! --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] :o --
CEB: oh.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] sniffs at it. --
CEB: ...
CEB: it's
CEB: manly.
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] it smells like classy masculinity --
CTG: i know right
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] puts a little on. --
CEB: what do you think?
CEB: are you swooning yet?
CTG: oh yes i think so
CTG: i think im feeling a case of the vapors coming on
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] ...nudges another smallish gift at John --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] opens this one, too. --
CVV ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] it's a picture of the two of them together, in a really fancy picture frame. --
FVV ceased responding to memo.
CTG: um if you
CTG: open up the back of the fram
CTG: theres something else in there
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] frame* --
CEB: oh...
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] opens the back of the frame up. --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] theres a folded up piece of paper in there, behind the photograph --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] de-folds --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] and reads --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] its a really mushy letter, should i actually paste the content here... --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] elsewhere i think --

"dear john; i love you. i love you more than anything. i love you more than dead preserved shit and doritos. i would gladly live and die for you without question. in a way i already have. i literally couldnt handle life without you so i changed that. as long as im around ill make sure youre safe and happy. i love you and your dumb glasses and your dorky smile with all those teeth and your doofy hair and your stupid laugh and your handsome face and your absolutely everything. i love everything about you. i love you john. -dave"

CEB: oh.
CEB: oh, okay.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] totally noT WIPING A TEAR AWAY --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] kinda twiddling his fingers, ears yellow --
CTG: yeah
CEB: hehe, i had no idea you had such a mushy side.
CEB: mushier than dissected frog brains.
CTG: wow shush
CTG: i just love you ok
CTG: is that a problem
CEB: i love you too.
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] nuzzle. --
-- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] coos --
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] carefully puts his pile o' presents away. --
CTG: ive got one more gift but uh
CTG: its not really
CTG: to be opened
CTG: in public
CEB: oh?
CEB: maybe we should go somewhere else.
CTG: yeah alright
-- CURRENT ectoBuster [CEB] takes his hand and pulls him toward the fort. --

and then dave gave John a green slime ghost-shaped vibrating dildo kinda like http://www.pinkcherry.ca/baby-bug-vibe-in-fresh-green

and then john gave him the gift of the d

and then dave gave john the gift of the c

john was also given the gift of his first sore anus thanks to the butt ghost(which is the counter to dave's ghost butt)