the garfielf creepypasta

One night i was at home jackin and wackin it to some good ol' japanese cartoons when all of a sudden i got a craving for some good old fashion garfielf content so i went over to beautiful duwang's channel and saw that he had a new upload, I thought "HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWESOME" but noticed something strange about the thumbnail, it was a picture of yoshodie with no eyes with killer quisine's hands holding his pulled out eyes to the sides of his head. The video was titled "Elegy of a Killer" , I thought nothing of it and booted that shit up. It started with the final battle between Garfielf and Kira. Garfielf said in a deep voice "You killed all of my friends Odie like they were nothing more than sacks of meat, I come bearing the vengeance of my ancestor, the very power of lasaga against you." Kira laughed and said "How can you defeat me...when no one stands with you?" The two clashed, hyper-realistic screams and blood could be seen as they damaged and wounded each other when...all of a sudden as they fought crazy lasaga began to change, becoming more muscled...more defined until he resembled garfielf the overlord from lycan jonze's fist of the borf star. "Through young garfielf's thirst for vengeance i have been reborn, now you shall face the full dark might of lasaga." Garfielf was enveloped in darkness, only a red glow where his eyes would be remained as he began to graphically and hyper-realistically tear yoshodie apart, images of dead bodies and exploded victims flashing on screen, the bodies of garfielf's friends appeared until finally Garfielf ripped out yoshodie's eyes and shoved them straight through his skull. "To once again see the cruelty of man....to see how far they have fallen, maybe i was wrong in changing my ways to save the world, I won't make that mistake again." As the Overlord of Darkness Garfielf began his new dark reign, a light can be seen coming from the distance, Jon, master of the fist of the borf star had risen once more to fight his fallen friend.

And then garfield reached through the screen and said "Not before I have myself a good human meal jon jon" Ripped me into the world and ate me hyper-realistically. If you're wondering how i'm writing this i survived as a head in a jar and connected myself to a computer mainframe, the moral of this story is don't trust people who don't like the shamrock shake from mcdonalds, that shit's delicious.