Rap of Times lyrics

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hrmgg... Ohio's my city

Hello folk, my name's Jonathan Flores
I get on the server to play some Skywars
I like to do some water MLG
I can even do it without any energy
(*brother jeremiah333's nasal snorting*)

Gonna shoot some guy right into the void
It's the 1 v 1 final with my friend Lloyd
My friend Lloyd is a little pathetic
He's dying on purpose for the WINRATE AESTHETIC

Let's join in for this 1v1v1
Gonna let you know that you're the ugly ugly one
But are you allowed to rhime one with one?
It's redundant, like saying there's a sunny sun

Well this guy's dead, falling into the pit
Try'n to gimme an L, 'cause he's a pice of bad
Over here, you'll see this flaming lad
Burned to death by my mixtape, that's pretty sad

Now cut the crap, 'cause I's Bedwars time
My team's so bad that it's a mortal crime
Can't defend the bed, but it doesn't matter
Between my be or emeralds, I'd chooose the latter.

Think the time's right for me to get revenge
It's easier than sucking on a lemon lozenge
Yellow team's pissed when their bed's destroyed
When I wipe them out, they're gonna feel like Lloyd.

When I kill this man, he will complain and gripe
The coolio shot and the world's best snipe
Now you might point out that I'm doing some boasting
But you can't go back to bread if It's already toasting. BAHH

Invisible man jumps right to his death
I'm gonna drop on this guy like I'm the Boyardee Chef.
Throwing my enderpearl, It's the final kill
(depression) arrg
Arrow in the dark, he disappears, where's Bill

I'd like to start the game by defeating team red
First I'm gonna need to destroy their bed
These young folk are getting killed left and right
This guy's standing still, don't wanna put up a fight.

Red man thinks he's cool, try'n'a shoot me with his bow
Little does he know, I'm right here you toe
The game's mostly over 'cause I got the red bed
One versus three well that's easy as dead!

Now my looser brother's gonna take the mic
You can call him Jeremiah 'cause he rides his bike
One last arrow's gonna finish the game
Jeremiha come hither to claim your fame.

(brother jeremiah comes!)
BROTHER JEREMIAH
I EAT A PAPAYA
I WAN'T TO DIE-A
OF CHRONIC DIARRHEA
******* MY PANTS
EATING SOME ANTS
AHHH

I PRAY TO JESUS
I LIKE TO EAT CHEESE
MY PANTS ARE FULL OF BEES
I EAT GEESE
CHEESE GEESE

(happyheart on the stage)
Thank you my brother
Jeremiah'll be back, but first I have a question
Do you want depression?
You don't even have to ask

Well,
Hypixel sucks and the people are upset
They're calling L's, no money, they're in lot's of debt
They are terrible even in their hardest sweat
Can objectivly say, money's what you should get.

As I make more content, you will loose more brains
I will make more porridge and you're going insane
but it doesn't matter 'cause at least I'm better
Than the nosefat holligans passing chain letters

Hello everyone! Bonjour trout le monde!
Now listen to this nightmare that I have spawned
I call it, "Le rap de depression crippled"
So far my depression has only tripled

Want depression?
You don't even have to ask
Need depression? You got it!

Want depression? You don't even have to ask!
Enduring French is an impossible task.
Uhoh! I guess my screen froze
Will it cost me the game? HAA NO WAY JOSE!

Hypixel and French both stepping on my toes
You can eat my fat, you need to grow a nose
En danse the hip hop, lose a brainwave
Hip dislocation and hop to your grave

Speak the English and you loose the carte
Cured your depression? you'll have to restart!

I go 1v4 in the enemy bases
Most people here can't tie their own laces

Hey there stranger, you've arrived in SuckTown
Everyone here seems to play like clowns
Hey there stranger, you've arrived in French
Hope you don't mind the god-awful stench

I'm gonna leave now, France is not my city
Shame Hypixel sucks so much, man, it's a pity!
Le classe de francais est le root of all depression
Symptoms knows; cerebrospinal degradiation

Aujourd'jui, je wear my souliers black
French class always gives me chronic heart attack
Wan't depression? I never even asked
Depression can't be escaped, but it can be masked

French class makes me SAD; Seasonal Affective Disorder
Creepergirllindy wants me not to report her
High school's where French class starts to be depressing
Hipixel high school roleplay is an issue that needs addressing

Brother Jeremiah, you can take the lead again
Now you can make money, now you can get brain

(brother jeremiah strikes again!)
TAKES PHOTOS OF GIRLS WITHOUT ASKING
HEY! WANNA SEE THIS THING?
SNAP SNAP SNAP, THEY WILL NEVER KNOW, HA HA HA

AND I QUOTE
I'M-m BROTHER JEREMIAH
AND I EAT A PAPAYA
I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO GUYS-A

BECAUSE I FOLLOW THE CRISTIAN WAY
AND THAT MEANS YOU CANT BE --Y
PRAY TO JESUS ALL DAY
FATHER JEREMIAH NOW
CAUSE I KILLED THE OTHER GUY OH WOW

I'M THE LEADER OF THE CHURCH
I'M SELLING MERCH
YOU BETTER NOT LURK FOR MY CHURCH
BECAUSE I'LL FIND YOU

(good thing happy's back [i think he wanted to eat me ._. ])
Thanks again, Jeremiah
We had some good times
Made lotta cash
Let's take out the trash

While it's true Hypixel's players are, you might say, atrocious
Remember Mineplex players also aren't too precocious
It's Everyday Bro was a tragedy at best
but not everybody can be musically blessed

So now we're left with French class, but we can't make any concessions
All French class is good for is delivering depression
French class is a bleeding wound, makes me haste, it must be staunched
We can't die until we make Windows 96 Launch