-- fortuneTeller [FT] began pestering helperBot [HB] at 6:18 --

FT: Hello
HB: Hi? 8)
FT: As you can probably guess by my handle
FT: I am a speaker of fortunes and oracle of the future.
HB: Cool! o8
FT: I pick a name at random and offer them what the cards may want to say to them
FT: would you be interested in such a reading?
HB: Certainly!
HB: Sat sounds pretty neat.
FT: Very well
FT: Alright
FT: I have shuffled my deck
FT: now I will draw the first card
FT: the one that most signifies you
HB: Okay! I'm all ears. Eyes. Whatever.
FT: You are the 3 of swords
HB: o_o Sat's... interesting.
FT: three blades pierce the heart
FT: and now I will draw the significator
HB: Yes.
HB: Okay.
FT: Your current situation is influenced by a struggle for freedom, fear of the concequences thereof.
FT: you feel trapped
HB: Yeah...
FT: The Crossing card
HB: Okay.
FT: You are currently influenced by the desire to find a new and better ideas and solutions
HB: Pretty accurate so far o3o
FT: The Crowning Card
FT: Your near term goal is, or is of finacial windfall, of luck.
HB: Hm.
FT: Now the base of the matter
FT: Distant past influences are of creative nature. Of money, luck, or good, unexpected turn in health.
FT: Recent past influences
FT: Your recent past influences are of introspect, peace, solitude, and private study.
FT: Forthcoming events
FT: Fresh ideas, or even a child is in store for you.
HB: Oh wow.
FT: Where one finds oneself
FT: Your image is that of a dream, of something not of the world of the waking
FT: Where others see you
FT: Others see you as overcoming a time of trouble
FT: leaving your troubles behind
FT: Your hopes and fears
FT: You fear those who oppose your ideals, with the cold soul of a tyranical government
FT: and finally the outcome of the events
FT: You will find that new enterprises, endeavors, and relationships will begin to fall appart. Repelence, emptiness
HB: Meep o_o
FT: I do not know what the cards are referencing, nor do I want to. However, I must ask, of the information that can be proven, are you satisfied or do you find it accurate?
HB: It's fairly accurate, yes. Sank you.
FT: It was a pleasure
FT: now all I can say is farewell and good luck

-- fortuneTeller [FT] ceased pestering helperBot [HB] at 6:45 --