Indextic's day tomorrow feat. cafde

Indextic's day tomorrow feat. cafde

  Cafde woke up next to a hot cup of coffee. "Ah, what a great day for coffee!" said coffee, as it was having a great day. Cafde fucked that all up by drinking the shit out of that coffee. "Ah, what a great day for coffee! I have coffee every day, at least one cup!" said Cafde, extremely excited, in the most monotone voice imaginable. He was balls deep in the coffee when ALL OF A SUDDEN he got a phone call. "Get on mumble" said Pheenoh, who apparently had Cafde's number. Once in mumble, nobody said anything for like 15 minutes. Then, Indextic had arrived. "I have arrived" said Indextic. He proceeded to tell everyone about his day tomorrow feat. Cafde.
  It was a Canadian day in the Atlantic Ocean when our hero Indextic woke up in a cold sweat. The cold sweat was comprised of cold ocean water. He opened up internet explorer on his macbook and typed "bing.com" into the MSN toolbar to get to bing, then searched for twitter.com to get to twitter. "Heh, I bet if reddit knew the steps I took to get here they would be so mad!! xD lel 9gag army WE ARE LEGION" Indextic posted this on reddit and got a fuckton of upvotes. Once on twitter, Indextic thought to himself "I should tweet" so he tweeted "I should tweet." He actually just tweets whatever's on his mind. In fact, his twitter page is actually a thought database; a recording of every thought he has ever had during the course of his lifetime. This goes hand in hand with Pheenoh's twitter, which actually is just a collection of every tweet every composed, just retweeted. If this information fell into the wrong hands, they could create an algorithm to predict all of Indextic's future thoughts. Little did he know, this has happened. Sockfolder used MHS and his superior thought process to determine to a T every action Indextic would perform until the day he died.
  Unfortunately, this wasn't all fun and games. It turns out that tomorrow, Indextic would accidentally blow up the entire planet somehow. "BLOWS UP?!?" exclaimed Sonic. Sockfolder had to stop this, but unfortunately couldn't make the time to do it as he had to go fold socks. Instead he left this job in the hands of Cafde. "I know! I'll run to the core of the cannon and slam dunk it in there!" He was actually referring to dunking a donut into coffee but wanted to help reach this story's quota for Sonic Adventure 2 quotes. Cafde shouted out to Indextic "No wait... don't." but it was too late. Indextic had already obtained his N64 DD. Little did most know, but the reason the DD was discontinued because with the FZeroX expansion kit and the right combination of buttons, the world would explode from the sheer force of skipping the barrier in The Wind Waker. Razor had theorized this long ago and destroyed all but one N64DD in existence. It turns out that the right combination of buttons was just pressing A, so if Indextic were to do that, the world would end. Luckily, Ringrush had proposed that Indextic do the no A button challenge for the game and wrote a route for it.
  This bought Cafde some time. He set out on a journey to personally destroy the N64 DD and save the world because there was anime coming up next season he didn't want to miss. Cafde made it to Indextic's house. There he met Indextic. "Can I break your DD?" asked Indextic to Cafde, refering to his prized bust of Double D from Ed, Edd, n Eddy. "Only if I can break yours" said Cafde, referring to Indextic's ceramic plate of DeeDee from Dexter's lab. The epic mumble crew secretly had a lot of expensive Cartoon Network sculptures and were jealous of each other's. They proceeded to break them when Cafde used this time to run over to Indextic's N64DD to destroy it. Unfortunately, everything he tried to do to break it didn't work, but he was able to push it one step closer to the edge. Cafde needed more time so he distracted Indextic by asking him to sit in place for an hour. Cafde used this time to look up how to destroy a N64DD on wikihow. Here is the unedited page's text:

Ever wonder how to break an N64DD? Here's how in just 3 simple steps.
Steps:
1. Prepare an empty anime pro mug.
2. Ask yourself "Is it clean?"
3. Wait for your answer. If yes, proceed to the next step. If no, proceed to the next step.
4. Make coffee.
5. Pour coffee into your mug.
6. Make fun of your child for being worse at video games than you.
7. Wear your fedora to give your coffee extra class.
8. Read this wikihow.
9. Subscibe to me on youtube for more of my lets plays! Also like, favorite, upvote, and reblog me on tumblr.
10. Pour the coffee on your N64DD to destroy it.
Warnings:
You'll waste a good cup of coffee.
Tips:
Have fun!
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  Cafde knew what he had to do. He prepared a cup of coffee. "It all starts with this, a cup containing the ultimate power..." started Cafde. Indextic saw what was going on. "Whoa... he's Cafde!"
  Cafde had one final decision to make. He could either enjoy one last cup of coffee or pour it on the N64DD and save the world. Suddenly, Sockfolder broke in, having read into Cafde's future through his first 3 tweets. "I stopped folding socks man, this is too important" said Sockfolder, folding socks. He gave Cafde a cup of decaf. "It has the same wavelength and properties, but is less powerful than the real thing!" Unbeknownst to sockfolder, Cafde actually loved decaf, so he drank it. It really kept him going, and that's what's up. Indextic was just about to play the expansion pak when Sockfolder pulled out his final hope. "This is the ultim-