ADVENTURE Ch. 10 - Beardless Dwarf

bghvgjdh ----- Urist McVisionary --- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=379828
CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991
Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543
Deathfish64 -- Pikkupstix ---------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376612
Moonside ----- Charlotte Tesser ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=377170
Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882





[21:58] <~flibbyjibbits> whenever you're all ready to go: As you near the address, you can see that its a low-grade restaurant and inn; theres a large open space in front with a lot of tables.  The only people sitting outside are three dwarves, dressing in all black, wearing pointed black hoods, despite the heat, two of them are playing some boardgame, while the third is leaning back in his chair, eating something...
[21:58] <~flibbyjibbits> ...out of a bucket.
[21:59] <Eltrotraw> oh no i better keep my cache of graves quotes sparingly and not blow my load all too soon then
[21:59] <~flibbyjibbits> nice choice with that linebreak, chatzilla
[21:59] <Eltrotraw> eating something out
[21:59] <Bgh> Eltro frequently blows his load too soon
[21:59] <~flibbyjibbits> eating something out of a bucket
[22:00] <~flibbyjibbits> you can all see this from quite a distance away, are sort of hidden in the street traffic currently
[22:00] <Moonside> "Well, that's not suspicious at all."
[22:00] <Eltrotraw> Who's leading the "charge"?
[22:01] <Moonside> I guess either bgh or Jim.
[22:01] <CommodoreJim> "Ugh..." I feel out of place in the slums, dressed in my ornate white and blue parade armor.
[22:01] <~flibbyjibbits> perception: theyre talking to eachother but you can't tell what theyre saying, but they appear to be playing some chess variant based on the same battle that was being re-enacted
[22:02] <Moonside> Who notices that?
[22:02] <Eltrotraw> can I roll for it
[22:02] <~flibbyjibbits> just kinda a group check; lets just say anyone with +2 perception or more
[22:02] <Moonside> Ok.
[22:02] <Deathfish64> not me, then
[22:03] <Eltrotraw> I guess me
[22:03] <Moonside> And me.
[22:03] <~flibbyjibbits> thats everyone but pikkup
[22:03] <Skeleton> Back
[22:03] <Deathfish64> exciting
[22:03] <CommodoreJim> Do I even have Perception
[22:03] <Bgh> What did the note say about this address, again?
[22:03] <~flibbyjibbits> oh i dont have jims sheet open whoops
[22:03] <Bgh> It was the getaway spot?
[22:03] <CommodoreJim> I don't think I do
[22:03] <Deathfish64> What's your WIS modifier?
[22:04] <~flibbyjibbits> this was where he was to head in the unlikely case that he managed to escape; if he was being followed he was told to lead pursuers in the opposite direction and retrun if he ever felt like he lost them
[22:04] <CommodoreJim> -1 :(
[22:04] <Moonside> "Well, then, how are we going to figure out who's the person we're trying to find?"
[22:05] <Bgh> "How indeed, she of all answers?"
[22:05] <Moonside> "I dunno, you're the boss."
[22:06] <Eltrotraw> "Why not go ask questions, then?"
[22:06] <Bgh> Actually, does anyone have decent illusion magic at this level
[22:06] <CommodoreJim> "Go interrogate 'em. You do seem to love playing Inquisitor, Urist."
[22:06] <~flibbyjibbits> no
[22:06] <Skeleton> So, uh
[22:06] <Skeleton> Nobody wanna get me up to speed?
[22:06] <~flibbyjibbits> oh sorry
[22:06] <~flibbyjibbits> how long were you missing for?
[22:07] <CommodoreJim> We left and are outside a slum that has dwarves. If Gil lived he was to come here.
[22:07] <Skeleton> since [17:42:11] <Skeleton> Okay I gotta eat dinner, I'll be back
[22:07] <~flibbyjibbits> oh dang i didnt even see that
[22:07] <Eltrotraw> oops
[22:07] <Deathfish64> I barely have any magic at all at this level
[22:07] <~flibbyjibbits> you didnt miss anything terribly important, jims basically got it
[22:07] <Moonside> Huh, I didn't either.
[22:07] <Skeleton> !?
[22:07] <Moonside> I guess Freddie has that illusion magic.
[22:08] <~flibbyjibbits> brb gotta run to the bathroom
[22:08] <Bgh> I guess I approach the trio and ask if they've seen any gnomes around
[22:10] <Skeleton> (I wonder what a gnome decorates his lawn with...)
[22:11] <Skeleton> (Garden elves? Garden humans? Nah it's never that simple)
[22:11] <~flibbyjibbits> how do you approach them and how do you ask it
[22:11] <Bgh> Oh gosh
[22:11] <Eltrotraw> If not, then Tombs is next in line to barge in with asking questions
[22:11] <CommodoreJim> He approaches them, waggling his hips as he licks some gold seductively.
[22:12] <Bgh> Urist strolls confidently up to the trio. "Scuse me, fellas, have you seen any gnomes around?"
[22:12] <~flibbyjibbits> All three stop and look at you, the one stops eating. "Theres a lot of Gnomes in thie neighborhood."
[22:13] <Bgh> "Any that have come to this restaurant recently?"
[22:14] <~flibbyjibbits> "A few."
[22:14] <Bgh> Do they seem nervous at all
[22:14] <Bgh> I don't know what check I want to make
[22:14] <~flibbyjibbits> no
[22:14] <CommodoreJim> "Well that narrows it down. Now ask them if they saw one that was short."
[22:14] <Moonside> Sense Motive, I guess.
[22:14] <Skeleton> "But... aren't most gnomes short?"
[22:15] <CommodoreJim> "That's the joke."
[22:15] <Skeleton> "Ahhh...!"
[22:15] <Moonside> I sigh and facepalm.
[22:15] <Eltrotraw> Tombs watches the exchange go on with disbelief as he leans against a table further away shaking his heads
[22:15] <Eltrotraw> or his head
[22:15] <Eltrotraw> both his heads
[22:15] <~flibbyjibbits> They see Drominus and realize that Urist is wearing castle attire. All three drop what they were doing and run inside; the one with the bucket throws it at you
[22:15] <Moonside> "heads"
[22:16] <~flibbyjibbits> [19] the bucket lands right on your head, undamaging, but uncomfortable, what is this? Corn soup?
[22:16] <Moonside> "Well, that went nicely."
[22:16] <CommodoreJim> On who?
[22:16] <~flibbyjibbits> urist
[22:16] <CommodoreJim> Oh okay
[22:17] <~flibbyjibbits> [was he eating that with his hands? How?]
[22:17] * Skeleton fails to stifle a chuckle
[22:17] <Moonside> It's a mystery to everyone.
[22:17] <Bgh> Urist removes the bucket and grumbles
[22:17] <CommodoreJim> "...that's a good look for you, Urist."
[22:17] <Deathfish64> "Can it be my turn to throw stuff at his head next?"
[22:17] <Bgh> He shakes his head violently to remove the slop from his beard and hair, flinging it around
[22:17] <Moonside> I chuckle at what Drommy said.
[22:17] <Eltrotraw> "Rollin' in blind is a bad idea, y'know," the gunman says, and takes a closer look into the building. Is it locked? Are there windows I can look into?
[22:17] <Skeleton> "Gyuh"
[22:17] <CommodoreJim> "Anyway. Maybe I shoudn't have come here in full guard uniform."
[22:18] <~flibbyjibbits> You can see pretty clearly inside; the door is broken off and the windows are wide. There was a dwarf woman sitting at the counter, she looks sort of surprised.
[22:19] <Eltrotraw> ("broken off"?)
[22:19] <Moonside> Brb.
[22:19] <~flibbyjibbits> theres hinges on the doorframe, but it doesnt look like theres been a door there for a while
[22:20] <Skeleton> "Guess this place is... open 24/7. Haha"
[22:20] <Eltrotraw> oh okay
[22:20] <CommodoreJim> "Snrk."
[22:20] <Eltrotraw> Well, the gritty gunman strides into the bar - he'd flip a coin and slam it onto the counter if he had one, but he's broke so
[22:20] <~flibbyjibbits> The three dwarfs appaar to have run into one of the back rooms and slammed the door
[22:21] <Eltrotraw> "Mornin', lass. These dwarves come here often?"
[22:21] <Moonside> Back.
[22:21] <CommodoreJim> I step inside after the cowboy and look at the door. Is it locked?
[22:21] <~flibbyjibbits> the woman stands up, holding her hands on her chest, "Oh, my, city guards in my inn." She looks quite distraught, "Whats going on?"
[22:21] <Moonside> I step inside as well.
[22:21] <Deathfish64> I follow Tombs into the fine dining establishment and look around.
[22:21] <Bgh> "nothin' t'be worried about, ma'am. Official city business."
[22:22] <~flibbyjibbits> "No, no, they just rented that room a few days ago with their gnome friend"
[22:22] <Moonside> "Oh, there we go."
[22:22] <Skeleton> "!"
[22:22] <CommodoreJim> "A gnome, you say?"
[22:23] <Skeleton> "Where's this gnome now?"
[22:23] <Deathfish64> "What was the gnome's name?"
[22:23] <Eltrotraw> "Were there more of 'em?" Tombs growls, scowling at this information.
[22:23] <Bgh> Casually techies party simultaneously freak out at mention of a gnome
[22:23] <Bgh> Watches
[22:23] <~flibbyjibbits> "They said they was here for the festival, they were travelers, I didnt ask their names, most customers don't offer the names"
[22:23] <Skeleton> (Shoot! This is real suspicious, we all asked different questions at the same dang time)
[22:23] <Eltrotraw> "...or was it just the four of 'em?"
[22:24] <Moonside> Perception check for the door to their room.
[22:24] <Moonside> Is it locked?
[22:24] <~flibbyjibbits> "Well, just the four bought the room, then they had other people around every now and then.  they said they had to move some stuff, so I gave them a key to the back door, too."
[22:24] <~flibbyjibbits> the door is locked
[22:24] <Eltrotraw> HE'S MAD
[22:24] <Eltrotraw> VERY MAD
[22:24] <Skeleton> Tombs SMASH
[22:24] <Bgh> It's a biological deformity
[22:25] <~flibbyjibbits> the door looks like a peice of shit that would break down or break the lock pretty easily though
[22:25] <Moonside> "Back door, huh? Well, I guess we lost them already." I take my lockpicking kit from my backpack. "May I?"
[22:25] <Deathfish64> I aim myself in the direction of the locked door and use Detect Magic.
[22:25] <~flibbyjibbits> theres cloth allw added up around the sides of it to block vision through the cracks
[22:25] <~flibbyjibbits> theres no magic and you roll for lock pick uh
[22:25] <CommodoreJim> "...I was just gonna open it myself. It'd be quicker."
[22:25] <~flibbyjibbits> well you rolled a 1 with lockpick
[22:25] <Moonside> Flib, you said this dice was different.
[22:25] <Skeleton> "Let Captain Tall open the door!"
[22:25] <Deathfish64> "I think they already have enough broken doors here, but..."
[22:25] <~flibbyjibbits> but Drominus rolled sufficient to just shove it over
[22:26] <Moonside> "Well, I guess you could do that."
[22:26] <Moonside> I put the kit back in.
[22:26] <~flibbyjibbits> if he was to do that
[22:26] <~flibbyjibbits> The dwarf woman who runs the store runs behind her counter
[22:26] * Bgh ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[22:26] <Moonside> Welp.
[22:26] <Skeleton> [PAUSE]
[22:27] <Moonside> Urist falls asleep randomly.
[22:27] <Moonside> (he's narcoleptic)
[22:27] <Eltrotraw> Tombs grunts and watches this proceeding to the side. "Thank yeh, lass," he calls out to the dwarf woman.
[22:27] * Gilgamesh ([email protected]) has joined #ADVENTURE
[22:27] <Eltrotraw> (he also readies his switchblade, but who cares)
[22:27] <Gilgamesh> Are we barging in or
[22:27] <Moonside> I draw my rapier.
[22:27] <Moonside> Yeah.
[22:27] <Gilgamesh> Ok
[22:27] <CommodoreJim> "The city will pay for this later, miss! Terribly sorry!" I shout to the innkeeper before I shoulder charge the door, knocking it right off its hinges
[22:27] * Gilgamesh is now known as NIRC86780
[22:28] <~flibbyjibbits> you knock the door over pretty much effortlessly, it was like a dc 11
[22:28] <~flibbyjibbits> however you very nearly fall in to a large hole in the floor
[22:28] <Moonside> "..."
[22:28] <NIRC86780> Draws pick
[22:28] <CommodoreJim> I skid to a halt, just short of plummeting over the edge. "Eurmahzah! Th' hell is this!?"
[22:29] <~flibbyjibbits> the floorplanks are all pried up, the furniture is shoved over to the sides, and a perfectly round hole leads down into the darkness, with a ladder on the side
[22:29] <Moonside> "A hole."
[22:29] <~flibbyjibbits> also the door fell down
[22:29] <NIRC86780> "interesting."
[22:29] <Skeleton> "Holy crap."
[22:29] * NIRC86780 is now known as bgh
[22:29] <Moonside> Can we hear the sound of it hitting the bottom?
[22:29] <Moonside> Also, what's the status of the back door?
[22:29] <bgh> Cn I see the ottom with dark vision
[22:29] <~flibbyjibbits> the back door is closed, but not locked
[22:29] <Skeleton> "Did the door fly through the ground??"
[22:29] <bgh> Bottom
[22:30] <~flibbyjibbits> how far darkvision do you have
[22:30] <bgh> Uhhh
[22:30] <bgh> Hold on let me check
[22:30] <Moonside> I open the back door and look outside.
[22:30] <Eltrotraw> Tombs looks from behind the commotion what's going on and notices the hole.
[22:30] <~flibbyjibbits> ill check for you
[22:30] <CommodoreJim> My darkvision is 60 feet
[22:30] <CommodoreJim> Can /I/ see it? :Y
[22:30] <~flibbyjibbits> the bottom is about 50 feet down
[22:30] <Skeleton> I got at least two spells that make lights
[22:30] <bgh> Yep mine is 60
[22:30] <Skeleton> Dancing Lights and Light
[22:30] <Eltrotraw> "Anyone have a light?" he asks, before drawing out a lantern from his pack.
[22:31] <Skeleton> "Yeah, magic lights! I do magic you know!"
[22:31] <Eltrotraw> *need, I should say
[22:31] <bgh> I have light as well
[22:31] <~flibbyjibbits> outside is just a trashy alleyway, theres a drunk sitting on some of the furniture thatd been tossed out of the room to make room for the hole
[22:31] <Moonside> "Which way do we go, then? Out or down?"
[22:31] <Deathfish64> I have Light and Summon Monster I (fire beetle)
[22:32] <CommodoreJim> I glance down there. "Doesn't look too terrible far down." I stand upright. "Err, I estimate." I remember humans don't have dark vision
[22:32] <~flibbyjibbits> you can guess it within 20%
[22:32] <bgh> "it's about 50 feet."
[22:32] <bgh> "on an estimate"
[22:32] <~flibbyjibbits> since you dont have any ranks in dungeoneering and also urist can kinda just tell because dwarvs can do that
[22:33] <Moonside> But I do have a rank in dungeoneering.
[22:33] <~flibbyjibbits> jim didnt though
[22:33] <Moonside> Unless you mean Drommy.
[22:33] <Moonside> Oh ok then.
[22:33] <~flibbyjibbits> but urist got it about right
[22:33] <CommodoreJim> I don't dungeon, I'm a knight!
[22:33] <~flibbyjibbits> theres a sturdy enough looking ladder leading all the way down to the bottom
[22:33] <bgh> "shall we?"
[22:33] <CommodoreJim> [Almost let it slip, there. Hopefully they didn't notice.]
[22:33] <Deathfish64> "After you."
[22:33] <CommodoreJim> "Mm. Who'll go first?"
[22:34] <Skeleton> "You don't dungeon... even for your king?"
[22:34] <~flibbyjibbits> you all note that the tunnel's walls are perfectly smooth, like the matter just kinda dissapeared
[22:34] <Moonside> "I will, so that none of you look up my dress." I go down the ladder.
[22:34] <CommodoreJim> "I-I would never!"
[22:34] <bgh> "I don't mind going. I like the stone."
[22:34] <bgh> Urist goes next
[22:34] <bgh> Ooh ooh
[22:34] <Skeleton> "You're not my type!"
[22:34] <Eltrotraw> Tombs would rather prefer to go last, but who's lighting the way?
[22:34] <Deathfish64> "Aww."
[22:34] <bgh> I think stone inning can be helpful here
[22:34] <bgh> Cunning
[22:34] <~flibbyjibbits> it might be
[22:35] <Deathfish64> I think Knowledge(Planes) can be helpful here
[22:35] <bgh> Perception check on the stonework?
[22:35] <Deathfish64> (except totally not)
[22:35] <Eltrotraw> run a knowledge(local) check here(+8) if necessary
[22:35] <~flibbyjibbits> its like a perfectly round cut straight down, walls completely smooth
[22:35] <bgh> Cn I tell what made the cut
[22:35] <~flibbyjibbits> knowledge local: you're pretty sure this isnt normally part of the city
[22:36] <Moonside> Knowledge (dungeoneering) check?
[22:36] <~flibbyjibbits> you know of no tool that could make such a cut, though a team of people working for a few weeks could manage it
[22:36] <Eltrotraw> Tombs swears under his breath.
[22:36] <Skeleton> "ECHO"
[22:36] <CommodoreJim> I go down the hole whenever.
[22:36] <~flibbyjibbits> are you sure @ skeleton
[22:37] <Skeleton> Nah not really
[22:37] <Deathfish64> I go down whenever as well.
[22:37] <Moonside> Well, that can't be good.
[22:37] <bgh> Once I reach the bottom I'm oing to cast light on my pick so other people can see
[22:37] <~flibbyjibbits> anyways assuming you all get down the ladder safely
[22:37] <~flibbyjibbits> the tunnel turns at a 90 dgeree angle, going horizontally, it is a circle, almost exactly 6 feet in diameter; its pretty dark down there but your light is good enough
[22:38] <Skeleton> I conjure up some dancing lights (but the spell description says it only lasts a minute at a time)
[22:38] <bgh> Same smooth walls?
[22:38] <~flibbyjibbits> stonecunning/whatever; the tunnel is heading towards the castle district
[22:38] <~flibbyjibbits> yes
[22:38] <Eltrotraw> "Looks like we ain't in the city an'more..."
[22:38] <~flibbyjibbits> its perfectly circular, except the bottom is flattened off a bit so it isnt a complete bitch to walk in
[22:38] <CommodoreJim> "Trippy."
[22:38] <Skeleton> "Then watch your step"
[22:38] <Moonside> "Mysterious."
[22:39] <~flibbyjibbits> you do have to go single file though
[22:39] <Deathfish64> "This is really neat-o."
[22:39] <CommodoreJim> "Har."
[22:39] <bgh> "heading t'wards the castle... D'you suppose this was the escape route?"
[22:39] <Moonside> "If it was, then the letter wouldn't need the place's adress."
[22:39] <Skeleton> "How did the tavern keepers not know about this"
[22:39] <CommodoreJim> "Maybe they did."
[22:39] <Skeleton> "Maybe they were in on it too"
[22:39] <Eltrotraw> "Either they were in on it, or..."
[22:39] <Skeleton> "Maybe EVERYONE was in on it"
[22:39] <Eltrotraw> blerg
[22:39] <bgh> "then what's it for? An invasion of the castle?"
[22:40] <~flibbyjibbits> ("Maybe the king was in on it??")
[22:40] <CommodoreJim> ("No fuck you")
[22:40] <Skeleton> ("Anything is possible")
[22:40] <Eltrotraw> "We don' know who's in on it, exactly, do we?"
[22:40] <~flibbyjibbits> whatever your marching order is
[22:40] <CommodoreJim> Huhwha
[22:40] <Eltrotraw> tombs prefers the rear since he does it from behind anyway
[22:40] <bgh> Considering I have the light
[22:40] <~flibbyjibbits> about two hunded feet down the passageway, it splits to the right; there is a faint light in that direction
[22:40] <Deathfish64> Tombs isn't the rouge here
[22:40] <CommodoreJim> go break your back on a mountain
[22:41] <Deathfish64> rogue*
[22:41] <bgh> I guess I'm in front
[22:41] <Eltrotraw> right after he breaks yours
[22:41] <Deathfish64> typo
[22:41] <Eltrotraw> olrgtossloplol
[22:41] <~flibbyjibbits> you can ehar dwarven cursing very quietly from the right
[22:41] <Eltrotraw> "Looks like we got ourselves a few critters," Tombs hisses.
[22:41] <Skeleton> "Or gnomes"
[22:42] <CommodoreJim> I stand at attention, moving my axe off my shoulder and holding it ready. "Be on guard."
[22:42] <bgh> "no, he was splattered, remember?"
[22:42] <CommodoreJim> "I don't think these guys out of everyone would forget that, Urist."
[22:42] <Deathfish64> I take out my mace, I guess
[22:42] <Eltrotraw> (naw chums i'm ready LET'S DO THIS, LEEROOOOOY)
[22:42] <CommodoreJim> I glance at Lotte's hair.
[22:42] <Deathfish64> "I helped."
[22:42] <~flibbyjibbits> heading down that corrider?
[22:42] <bgh> Sure
[22:42] <Eltrotraw> Tombs readies his gun of guns
[22:43] <Moonside> I'm back again.
[22:43] <Deathfish64> Let us advance
[22:44] <~flibbyjibbits> it takes another bend to the left a short way in, and you can see one of the dwarves wearing the black hoods throwing stuff aobut, looking around; those who speak dwarven can get the jist that hes wondering "Where the fucking blacking caps are?", and theres a lot of barrels with red labels on them, and a table with an alchemy set
[22:44] <CommodoreJim> "...what are they...!?" I hiss under my breath.
[22:44] <~flibbyjibbits> he does not seem to hear anyone approaching
[22:44] <~flibbyjibbits> ok he heard that
[22:44] <Moonside> "..."
[22:45] <CommodoreJim> "Shit."
[22:45] <bgh> "Stay where y' are! Don't move!"
[22:45] <~flibbyjibbits> he spins around and shoots a crossbow bolt down the hallway, hitting the wall
[22:45] <Eltrotraw> is that a sneak attack?
[22:45] <Moonside> Ok, battle time.
[22:45] <~flibbyjibbits> no just high initative
[22:45] <CommodoreJim> "ON YOUR GUARD, EVERYONE! FOR THE KI--" I cut off. "...dammit."
[22:45] <Skeleton> "wrglh" I squeak
[22:45] <~flibbyjibbits> just a second let me get them init rolls
[22:46] <bgh> Urist roars and brandishes his pick "CRIMINAL!,
[22:46] <bgh> His glowing pick, nonetheless
[22:46] <Moonside> "Well, here we go..." I ready my fighting stance.
[22:46] <CommodoreJim> (The pick is his penis)
[22:47] <Deathfish64> "I don't think the stupid bird would be good here.  Hmm..."
[22:47] <Moonside> Is there only one dwarf here?
[22:47] <~flibbyjibbits> just one
[22:47] <~flibbyjibbits> initiative order is
[22:47] <Moonside> Any other exits?
[22:47] <~flibbyjibbits> enemy, lotte, urist, drom, jombs, freddie, pikkup
[22:48] <Deathfish64> aw
[22:48] <~flibbyjibbits> theres a door on the other side but its got all tons of barrels stacked against it
[22:48] <Eltrotraw> "Where'd all his friends go?" Tombs growls
[22:48] <~flibbyjibbits> that was his turn, no surprise round since everyone was aware, so its moons go
[22:49] <~flibbyjibbits> though i guess since you were single file theres not that much that can be done
[22:49] <Moonside> Single file?
[22:49] <Deathfish64> In a line
[22:49] <~flibbyjibbits> only one person could fit down the tunnel at a time so you were in a line
[22:50] <Moonside> Oh well. I run up to him and attack him.
[22:50] <~flibbyjibbits> assuming that you were albe to get past whoever was in front of you..
[22:50] <~flibbyjibbits> [5] you miss
[22:50] <Moonside> Damn.
[22:51] <Moonside> Urist's next.
[22:51] <~flibbyjibbits> ok super sorry but i gotta go to the bathroom really badly right about now
[22:51] <bgh> This line of people is shorter than 59 ft, yes?
[22:52] <bgh>  50*
[22:52] <~flibbyjibbits> you were in front you said
[22:52] <bgh> Yeah
[22:52] <bgh> About how spread out are we though
[22:52] <~flibbyjibbits> not very
[22:52] <bgh> Ok
[22:52] <~flibbyjibbits> [[metagame knowledge roll; dont waste a spell on this
[22:52] <bgh> Er o ok
[22:53] <~flibbyjibbits> normally i wouldnt say that but really now
[22:53] <bgh> In that case I run in and sing my pick at him
[22:53] <bgh> Swing
[22:53] <Deathfish64> There's a Knowledge(Metagame) skill?  I'm gonna put some ranks in that asap
[22:53] <CommodoreJim> Sing your pick!
[22:53] <Eltrotraw> metagame knowledge roll: where's my support
[22:53] <Skeleton> hi-ho, hi-ho
[22:53] <Skeleton> It's off to work we go
[22:53] <~flibbyjibbits> that was very nearly a crit
[22:53] <bgh> Notice
[22:53] <bgh> Noice
[22:53] <~flibbyjibbits> but it wasnt so it did 4 damage and super sorry brb bathroom
[22:54] <bgh> O ok
[22:56] <~flibbyjibbits> k
[22:57] <~flibbyjibbits> sorry about that everyonje, drank like a half gallon of water since we started
[22:57] <~flibbyjibbits> it is now drominus's turn
[22:57] <bgh> Try not to mist this guy
[22:57] <bgh> Er
[22:57] <bgh> I said that
[22:57] <bgh> "We might need to ask 'I'm questions"
[22:57] <bgh> ...
[22:57] <bgh> Goddamn I hate this iPad
[22:58] <bgh> It makes it impossible to speak dwarf accent
[22:58] <Moonside> Oh, should we be dealing nonlethal damage then?
[22:58] <CommodoreJim> I charge past Urist and Lotte. "I'll try, but no promises!" I shout to them as I swing my axe in a mighty cleave at the evildwarf
[22:58] <Moonside> FOR THE KING
[22:58] <Skeleton> For the dead king!
[22:58] <CommodoreJim> "And if nothing else, there's two more elsewhere!"
[22:58] <Skeleton> Who is dead!
[22:59] <Eltrotraw> ask i am questions
[22:59] <~flibbyjibbits> [10+4=14][1d112:5+6= 11 damage] you get him real good, right in the chest, bringing him right to the brink of consciousness [0 hp]
[22:59] <Moonside> "Damn, man."
[22:59] <Moonside> 1d112?
[22:59] <Deathfish64> "I like this guy.  He's effective."
[22:59] <~flibbyjibbits> 1d12*
[23:00] <CommodoreJim> I stand up straight, shouldering my axe. Can I pick him up and intimidate him?
[23:00] <Moonside> I think he's unconscious.
[23:00] <~flibbyjibbits> i guess so
[23:00] <CommodoreJim> He's at the brink
[23:00] <bgh> "at least he stayed in one piece this time"
[23:00] <Moonside> I kick his weapon away.
[23:00] <~flibbyjibbits> i wonder what the intimidate mod for almost killing a guy is
[23:01] <Eltrotraw> "I'm more interested in where his friends went..."
[23:01] <bgh> +20
[23:01] <CommodoreJim> I pick the dwarf up by his shirt collar. "You there. Tell us where your commrades went, AND about your little plot." I growl from under my helmet.
[23:01] <Moonside> "Unless you want to end up like your gnome friend. That's fine too. There wasn't much left of him, though."
[23:02] <~flibbyjibbits> [18] he manages to toss his dagger at the alchemy set, setting off a flask of something-or-other, that damages him for 4 damage, and Drominus for 2, lotte and urist for 1
[23:03] <Moonside> "Kuh!"
[23:03] <~flibbyjibbits> luckily it doesnt seem to have set off those barrels that are clearly explosive
[23:03] <CommodoreJim> "Grrrk!" I grit my teeth, dropping the dwarf.
[23:03] <bgh> "Frunker Gradaydis!"
[23:03] <Eltrotraw> i imagine if he was a cobra unit he would have exploded already
[23:04] <CommodoreJim> ("THE GREEEEEEEED! -explodes-")
[23:04] <Moonside> THE EVILDWARF-ffff
[23:04] <bgh> Hmm
[23:04] <bgh> Would iron hide negate that
[23:04] <~flibbyjibbits> force damage
[23:04] <bgh> Oh ok
[23:04] <Moonside> So, is he dead now or what?
[23:04] <~flibbyjibbits> or sonic damage
[23:04] <~flibbyjibbits> hes at -4 so hes dieing
[23:05] <CommodoreJim> "Ngh...Urist, Bookworm...you two allright?"
[23:05] <bgh> "I can save him, but how bad do we need this information?"
[23:05] <Deathfish64> "Oh well, we tried.  Can I have his crossbow?"
[23:05] <bgh> "I'm fine."
[23:05] <Moonside> "...yeah, I'm alright."
[23:05] <CommodoreJim> "Try and find out where the other two went. Beyond that, we can ask them."
[23:05] <Moonside> "I wouldn't be so sure about him, though."
[23:05] <bgh> In that case, I cast stabilize to stop him from getting any worse
[23:06] <Moonside> I search him for further hidden weapons.
[23:06] <~flibbyjibbits> the barrels stacked up against the wall are small kegs, one mighr estimate 5 gallons; the label where the brand would be is scratched off and the dwarven word "Breaching" is written; below it the kobold word "Big fire"' if anyone here can read goblin or draconic
[23:06] <bgh> I can
[23:07] <Moonside> Me too.
[23:07] <~flibbyjibbits> all he had on him was a dagger, crossbow, and a small red alchemical flask
[23:07] <Moonside> I take the flask and try to figure out what it is. (appraise)
[23:07] <~flibbyjibbits> theres also a pile of broken magical staves
[23:07] <~flibbyjibbits> you are fairly certain this is alchemical fire
[23:07] <Eltrotraw> let us take ye flask
[23:07] <Moonside> "Hm... interesting."
[23:07] <bgh> Assuming he's unconscious, I attempt to wake him up without harming him
[23:08] <Deathfish64> Assuming it is not broken, I attempt to pick up the crossbow.
[23:08] <CommodoreJim> I kneel down next to the dwarf and the bad dwarf, ready to interrogate the dwarf once (if) he wakes up.
[23:09] <~flibbyjibbits> he is knocked the hell out
[23:09] <~flibbyjibbits> the crossbow appears to be mostly working, it might be slightly damaged (-1 to hit)
[23:09] <Deathfish64> cool
[23:10] <Moonside> While they're doing that, I search the room for anything that might be useful.
[23:10] <Deathfish64> "Loot.  The most important part of victory."
[23:10] <Skeleton> "Spoils!"
[23:10] <CommodoreJim> "I'm more worried about the security of my kingdom." I half-snap.
[23:10] <~flibbyjibbits> other than the explosive barrels, broken alchemy set, and the broken staves, there doesn't seem, to be much there.  Theres an activated sunrod on the table, which was providing the light.  You find the blasting caps he was looking for, though.
[23:11] <bgh> "I'm more worried about where his friends got off to..."
[23:11] <~flibbyjibbits> [in case you forgot, this is a branched off the main hallway]
[23:11] <Deathfish64> "Well, okay, I will admit that I am more worried about the distinct lack of cool monsters down here."
[23:11] <Skeleton> "Well"
[23:11] <Skeleton> "There's us!"
[23:11] <bgh> "wait a mo', there was another hallway"
[23:12] <bgh> "were probably losing' time in here."
[23:12] <CommodoreJim> "You're right...ngh." I wince a bit as I stand up. "We should go."
[23:12] <Moonside> Can I appraise the sunrod?
[23:12] <CommodoreJim> "...but what about this guy?"
[23:12] <bgh> "do we finish this CRIMINAL off?"
[23:12] <CommodoreJim> I nudge the KO'd terrorist with my foot.
[23:12] <bgh> I say the word criminal with a certain emphasis
[23:12] <Eltrotraw> "Then what're we playin' at? Let's get goin' before we lose 'em!"
[23:13] <Deathfish64> "He's harmless now, we should tie him up to collect later, though."
[23:13] <Deathfish64> "Or get going..."
[23:13] <~flibbyjibbits> theyre normally worth 2 gp; this ones already activated though. Its a 2 foot long iron rod thats been alchemically treated to shine like a torch for a few hours
[23:13] <Moonside> Oh well.
[23:14] <bgh> Dwarves have a racial feat for carrying things, right?
[23:14] <~flibbyjibbits> i guess
[23:14] <bgh> Can I just... Take him with us?
[23:14] <~flibbyjibbits> not carrying THAT much weight
[23:14] <Skeleton> An entire dude?
[23:14] <~flibbyjibbits> well i mean you can but it'd weigh you down enough to have an effect
[23:14] <~flibbyjibbits> hes going to be out for at least an hour anyways, probably more
[23:14] <CommodoreJim> I think I have a rope in my inventory
[23:14] <bgh> "speed is never modified by any encumbrance"
[23:15] <bgh> Regardless, let's just tie him and go then
[23:15] <Moonside> "He'll die if we leave him here, so why not kill him already?"
[23:15] <Deathfish64> "It's not nice."
[23:15] <bgh> "he won't die, he's stabilized."
[23:15] <Eltrotraw> "Die to who?"
[23:15] <Skeleton> "Killing is bad"
[23:15] <Skeleton> "Well, usually..."
[23:16] <~flibbyjibbits> you would get -3 check penalty, which i guess all itd affect ehar is the stealth/noise
[23:16] <Moonside> "Sigh. Whatever." I go back down the corridor.
[23:16] <Deathfish64> "He'll probably be executed anyway, but that's for the courts to decide."
[23:16] <Skeleton> "Plus they love it when a cop brings 'em in alive"
[23:16] <bgh> "oh fer armok's sake, just tie him up!"
[23:17] <~flibbyjibbits> the other passage goes a short way, then branches in three ways; the right path pretty clearly leads back to the room you were just in, straght ahead goes about ten feet, then stops abruptly; the wall is a little wet there, like it might be under a waterway, and the left path goes about 50 feet, then turns right
[23:17] <~flibbyjibbits> (whenever it is you head that way i mean)
[23:17] <~flibbyjibbits> meant to just type and clipboard that for when you went that way
[23:17] <Moonside> I'll enter stealth mode now.
[23:18] <bgh> Did we tie him, then?
[23:19] <~flibbyjibbits> probably
[23:19] <Eltrotraw> "We could split up, but I reckon we should try the left path anyway," Tombs suggests quietly
[23:19] <CommodoreJim> Alright, let's go to the other hallway
[23:19] <Moonside> Stealth check is secret?
[23:19] <~flibbyjibbits> rolled 1
[23:19] <~flibbyjibbits> 11
[23:19] <~flibbyjibbits> *
[23:19] <Moonside> Hm.
[23:19] <CommodoreJim> "I agree." I say as I shoulder my axe, thankful my helmet hides my wincing.
[23:19] <Skeleton> Critical stealth failure: You sneeze, the whole planet hears
[23:19] <~flibbyjibbits> the hallway is the same thing; very narrow, same construction
[23:20] <Moonside> I carefully proceed down the left path.
[23:20] <Deathfish64> Left
[23:20] <bgh> Yeah, left
[23:20] <Skeleton> We go!
[23:20] <~flibbyjibbits> you hear a somewhat weird repetitive noise, but cant make out what it is; it seems like another parade might have started so its getting a little loud at the moment
[23:20] <CommodoreJim> "...a parade? At this time?"
[23:20] <Skeleton> "The king's death is a secret still"
[23:21] <bgh> "Maybe a mob?"
[23:21] <~flibbyjibbits> its about midday and theyre keeping the weeklong festival going without alarming the commonfolk
[23:21] <Moonside> "Silence."
[23:21] <~flibbyjibbits> or maybe its an angry mob
[23:21] <CommodoreJim> "...I guess it's important to keep th..."
[23:21] <CommodoreJim> I stop.
[23:21] <~flibbyjibbits> it could also be an angry mob
[23:21] <Eltrotraw> Wait, when does the festival stop
[23:21] <~flibbyjibbits> about a week
[23:21] <CommodoreJim> when I stop being so awesome, more like
[23:21] <~flibbyjibbits> 6 days
[23:21] <Eltrotraw> and how far are we in through it
[23:21] <Eltrotraw> oh ok
[23:21] <~flibbyjibbits> its a 2 week affair, theres 6 days left
[23:22] <Moonside> I peek down the next corridor.
[23:22] <~flibbyjibbits> are you holding any light?
[23:22] <bgh> P sure my pick is out by now
[23:22] <Moonside> I was uder the impression that everyone was behind me.
[23:22] <Moonside> Well, then let's pretend I took that sunrod.
[23:22] <~flibbyjibbits> god dammit dice
[23:23] <~flibbyjibbits> 20 and a 2 for the opposed check right there
[23:23] <Eltrotraw> read that as "dick is out by now"
[23:23] <Eltrotraw> anyway
[23:23] <CommodoreJim> omg
[23:23] <Moonside> Check for what?
[23:23] <CommodoreJim> Urist gets off to violence against dwarves
[23:23] <Eltrotraw> yes, i was gonna ask the same thing
[23:23] <bgh> (you not only took a sun rod, you took 3!)
[23:23] <~flibbyjibbits> 20 was you looking/sneaking, the opposed check was to see if the guy in the room saw you
[23:24] <Moonside> Oh, yay.
[23:24] <~flibbyjibbits> you see another dwarf sitting at a workbench, hacksawing apart a set of keys
[23:24] <~flibbyjibbits> he does not see you
[23:24] <Moonside> Is he one of the ones that escaped?
[23:24] <~flibbyjibbits> the room is medium sized, theres doors on the fasrr and left sides of it
[23:24] <~flibbyjibbits> yes
[23:24] <Moonside> Can I sneak attack him?
[23:24] <~flibbyjibbits> the weird noise was him trying to cut a bunch of keys apart with a hacksaw
[23:24] <~flibbyjibbits> with what
[23:24] <CommodoreJim> [...if only we had someone who could attack him without him noticing...]
[23:24] <Moonside> Uh, the rapier.
[23:25] <CommodoreJim> [...oh, right. The librarian.]
[23:25] <Deathfish64> (Get 'm Night Lady!)
[23:25] <~flibbyjibbits> hes about 10-15 feet away, facing your direction; the only light is the rod youre holding- it might be a bit difficult; perhaps you can motion to borrow that crossbow that was just found
[23:26] <~flibbyjibbits> instead of sneaking up to him holding a torch
[23:26] <Moonside> Yeah, I was thinking that. I motion to stick guy to give me his crossbow.
[23:26] <Moonside> Let's pretend we have bolts for it.
[23:27] <~flibbyjibbits> oh yeah i shoulda mentioned there was a coupla bolts
[23:27] <Skeleton> I could just
[23:27] <Skeleton> Cast Jolt at him
[23:27] <~flibbyjibbits> i dont usually keep track of ammunition so i didnt think to mention it
[23:27] <Deathfish64> How do you motion for a crossbow specifically?
[23:27] <CommodoreJim> Lotte does some charades
[23:27] <Moonside> Actually, flib, if the room he's in has a light, couldn't I just drop the sunrod?
[23:27] <~flibbyjibbits> the room is completely dark
[23:27] <Moonside> Oh well.
[23:27] <~flibbyjibbits> hes working with his darkvision
[23:27] <Moonside> Yeah, I take the crossbow then.
[23:28] <Deathfish64> I resist the urge to protest
[23:28] <~flibbyjibbits> rolled an 8, but +4 to hit, -1 because of the brokenness thats uh 12
[23:28] <~flibbyjibbits> he only has 11 ac so
[23:29] <~flibbyjibbits> sneak attack is 1d6 right
[23:29] <Moonside> Yeah.
[23:29] <~flibbyjibbits> 6 for the bolt, 5 for the sneak is 11 damage.  Your bolt flies and gets him in the shoulder, he drops the keyring and cries in painb
[23:30] <bgh> "ROYAL INQUISITION!"
[23:30] <Moonside> Can the target see the attacker after a sneak attack
[23:30] <Moonside> ?
[23:30] <Skeleton> "Heh! Take that, badguy"
[23:30] <Moonside> Oh well, bgh just charged anyway.
[23:30] <~flibbyjibbits> yeah he sees you
[23:30] <Eltrotraw> he sees us now so I take my loaded blunderbuss and get ready to fire
[23:30] <Moonside> I give the crossbow back to stick guy and draw my rapier again.
[23:30] <~flibbyjibbits> he really only had to "glance upwards slightly" to see you anyways
[23:30] <~flibbyjibbits> but was so intently focussd on breaking those keys
[23:31] <~flibbyjibbits> initiative is
[23:31] <CommodoreJim> [Hot damn, bookworm's got moves!]
[23:31] <~flibbyjibbits> lotte urist pikkup drom freddie tombs
[23:31] <CommodoreJim> Baw.
[23:31] <Moonside> How far away is he?
[23:31] <Skeleton> (I hope I get to do a thing this time!)
[23:32] <Eltrotraw> well i know how to update my shipping chart here loool
[23:32] <~flibbyjibbits> hes 15 feet away, and is now crouching behind his workbecnh
[23:32] <Moonside> I run up to him and attack him.
[23:32] <Skeleton> (these guys probably don't even believe I'm a real wizard... I bet they just think I'm a real giant tool)
[23:33] <~flibbyjibbits> you trip on some of the tools that are laying on the floor
[23:33] <Moonside> "Well, so much for that."
[23:33] <Eltrotraw> SAKURAAAAAAAAAI
[23:33] <~flibbyjibbits> (roll 1, its still fairly dark even with the slight illumination, and also its messy as hell in there
[23:34] <bgh> I've got dark vision, so this shld probably go better
[23:34] <bgh> I attempt to knock him out with the blunt part of my pick
[23:34] <~flibbyjibbits> oh i forgot the guy moves fourth in the order so after drominus
[23:34] <Moonside> He'll be dead by then anyway.
[23:35] <~flibbyjibbits> blunt part of the weapon hm how does that work i forget
[23:35] <Moonside> Nonlethal damage.
[23:35] <bgh> Idk, I just don't want to kill him
[23:35] <~flibbyjibbits> what is it, -4 to deal sublethal damage with a letahl weapon?
[23:36] <~flibbyjibbits> whatever anyways
[23:36] <Moonside> You can use a melee weapon that deals lethal damage to deal nonlethal damage instead, but you take a –4 penalty on your attack roll.
[23:36] <Moonside> Instead, when your nonlethal damage equals your current hit points, you're staggered (see below), and when it exceeds your current hit points, you fall unconscious.
[23:36] <~flibbyjibbits> ah yes thank you
[23:36] <~flibbyjibbits> was looking for that page
[23:36] <Moonside> How much hp does he have now?
[23:36] <~flibbyjibbits> well the roll was 13
[23:36] <Deathfish64> You could just punch him
[23:37] <bgh> Punching is for tools without pick axes
[23:37] <Moonside> Punching is for people who know how to punch, like monks.
[23:37] <~flibbyjibbits> bgh has a +0, and -4 takes that to 9 so it doesnt get through his armor
[23:37] <Deathfish64> Time to help!
[23:38] <~flibbyjibbits> oh wait mb dwarf  moves after pikkup before droms
[23:38] <Deathfish64> I cast Acid Splash, because that will never kill anybody.
[23:39] <Eltrotraw> (and then it does)
[23:39] <Deathfish64> (1d3 acid damage.  Doubt it.)
[23:39] <Moonside> What if he has 1 hp?
[23:39] <~flibbyjibbits> how does acid splash work is it just "it hits" or it it a ranged touch attack or what
[23:40] <Deathfish64> ranged touch
[23:40] <~flibbyjibbits> k then
[23:40] <Moonside> Also, am I prone?
[23:40] <~flibbyjibbits> yes
[23:40] <~flibbyjibbits> also it hits for a single point of damage
[23:40] <Deathfish64> yay
[23:40] <Deathfish64> Helping
[23:41] <~flibbyjibbits> hes quite in pain but manages to pick up a hand crossbow with the hand that was hot just shoulder-shot
[23:41] <~flibbyjibbits> he tries to shoot at lotte but busses completely
[23:41] <~flibbyjibbits> misses&
[23:41] <~flibbyjibbits> * *
[23:41] <Moonside> Yay.
[23:41] <Skeleton> But got hit by a bus!
[23:42] <Deathfish64> There are no buses in D&D
[23:42] <Deathfish64> (unless the DM allows is)
[23:42] <Deathfish64> it*
[23:42] <~flibbyjibbits> now it is jims turn
[23:42] <Moonside> Well, he's dead.
[23:42] <CommodoreJim> Okay, so
[23:42] <CommodoreJim> What would non-lethal options be
[23:42] <bgh> Punching with fists
[23:42] <~flibbyjibbits> he is in the very difficult position of not wanting to kill a 2 hp tagret with a 1d12+6 weapon
[23:42] <bgh> Thought that might still be pretty deadly
[23:43] <Moonside> Swinging your axe in a mighty cleave.
[23:43] <Skeleton> Giving him nachos
[23:43] <CommodoreJim> Can I piledrive him
[23:43] <~flibbyjibbits> you can take -4 to hit to deal sublethal damage
[23:43] <bgh> Sublethal would knock him out at worst
[23:43] <Moonside> You need to deal more than 2 damage for that. Should be easy.
[23:44] <Deathfish64> unless he misses
[23:44] <Moonside> Unless he misses.
[23:44] <~flibbyjibbits> you could try something else like a cmb or something
[23:44] <CommodoreJim> CMB?
[23:44] <Moonside> Combat manuever.
[23:44] <CommodoreJim> Which is?
[23:44] <~flibbyjibbits> trips, bullrushes, overruns
[23:44] <Moonside> I assume flib means grappling.
[23:44] <Moonside> And that.
[23:44] <Deathfish64> You could try putting your anger into your hips and ramming it into him
[23:45] <~flibbyjibbits> grappling or a bullrush would both sevre the purpose of konkinc him over and/or out
[23:45] <~flibbyjibbits> knocking*
[23:45] <CommodoreJim> Alright. So I ask again, can I piledrive him?
[23:45] <~flibbyjibbits> i guess we can rule that as a grapple
[23:45] <CommodoreJim> Yeah
[23:45] <Skeleton> More like attacking the earth using your target as a weapon and hoping the weapon breaks
[23:46] <bgh> Watch Jim mist him
[23:46] <Deathfish64> The earth has infinity AC
[23:46] <~flibbyjibbits> you charge over and grab him, provoking an attack of oppurtunity that actually wound up critting for 6 damage, but you knock him out
[23:47] <~flibbyjibbits> you are perhaps not in the best shape here at 2/10 hp
[23:47] <Moonside> Damn.
[23:47] <bgh> I got this.
[23:47] <Moonside> I was expecting a magnificent description of that piledrive.
[23:47] <CommodoreJim> I charge him. "FINAL!" I grab him. "CHIVALRY!" I leap up and slam him into the ground "BUSTER!"
[23:47] <Deathfish64> If he were an Eidolon I would be able to heal him
[23:47] <Deathfish64> oh well
[23:47] <~flibbyjibbits> i like to think of it as you lept over the table at him and he got a lucky stab while you were above him
[23:47] <Skeleton> (holy crap_
[23:47] <bgh> Cat heal light wounds on Jim
[23:47] <Moonside> K.O.!
[23:47] <Skeleton> )
[23:47] <bgh> Cst
[23:47] <bgh> Cst
[23:47] <bgh> Cast
[23:47] <bgh> God dam
[23:47] <Skeleton> HYPER COMBO KO
[23:47] <bgh> N
[23:47] <Deathfish64> cat
[23:47] <Moonside> Damn, Skeleton, I was about to do that.
[23:48] <~flibbyjibbits> luckily, that healed him back to full
[23:48] <Moonside> "Whoa, that was cool."
[23:48] <CommodoreJim> I wince and look down, noticing I'm bleeding. "Damn..." but before I even have time to feel pain, the wound is gone. "Oh. Thanks, Urist."
[23:48] <Deathfish64> "Hey guys, guess who helped."
[23:48] <Moonside> "Me?"
[23:48] <Skeleton> I look away...
[23:48] <~flibbyjibbits> he is knocked soundly out form the chivalry buster
[23:48] <bgh> "Dwarves exist on efficiency. Don' mention it."
[23:48] <~flibbyjibbits> the keys are all shitty and ruined though, from his work
[23:48] <Deathfish64> "I was going to say me, but..."
[23:49] <Eltrotraw> so uh
[23:49] <Eltrotraw> i still haven't fired my gun
[23:49] <Moonside> I look around the room using the sunrod to check for cool things.
[23:49] <Deathfish64> You're a good gunman
[23:49] <~flibbyjibbits> yeah sorry eltro you keep getting bad initiative rolls :<
[23:49] <Deathfish64> I've only summoned one monster
[23:49] <Moonside> The best gunman is he who never has to fire his gun.
[23:49] <bgh> Can
[23:49] <Deathfish64> and it was last time
[23:49] <CommodoreJim> I've consitently done awesome things
[23:49] <bgh> Could I use a craft check to see if I could repair the keys?
[23:50] <Moonside> I've missed almost every time I've attacked.
[23:50] <~flibbyjibbits> you try to repair them but he basically just cut cut the teeth of them with a hacksaw
[23:50] <Deathfish64> If I ever get to use my eidolon I will suddenly become cool
[23:50] <~flibbyjibbits> dont worry
[23:50] <~flibbyjibbits> the next 3 rooms are harder encounters
[23:50] <~flibbyjibbits> i mean nothing
[23:50] <Moonside> Anyway, I check the room.
[23:51] <Moonside> Then I check the dwarf for loot.
[23:51] <~flibbyjibbits> looking around the room, the ground is mostly strewn with tools; hammers, shovels, brokev staves, and theres a couple barrels of salted emat in the corner, as well as a sack of potatos, and a barrel of mushrooms
[23:51] <~flibbyjibbits> the dwarf has almost nothing on his save for his clothes, just a dagger and undamaged crossbow
[23:51] <Deathfish64> "What is it with these tunnels and broken staves?"
[23:52] <~flibbyjibbits> and one undamaged key
[23:52] <Moonside> Then I appraise one of those staves to know what is it of.
[23:52] <Skeleton> Crossbow
[23:52] <Skeleton> Can I take?
[23:52] <Moonside> "This crossbow is better."
[23:52] <Skeleton> (and if nobody else needs a dagger)
[23:52] <~flibbyjibbits> you are unable to determine what the stave was of, it looks like it was of very poor quality even before it was broken in half
[23:52] <Skeleton> "Huh? Why"
[23:52] <Moonside> "It's not broken."
[23:52] <Deathfish64> How about I Detect Magic the staves
[23:53] <Skeleton> "Oh good"
[23:53] <Moonside> I take the key.
[23:53] <CommodoreJim> I pick my axe back up off of the ground where I left it when I went to piledrive the dwarf. "I love being strong."
[23:53] <Skeleton> Replacements for my old weapons! Yayyy
[23:54] <Moonside> What does the key look like?
[23:54] <CommodoreJim> It's gold, and bears the imprint of a dwarf dick
[23:54] <~flibbyjibbits> the staves only have very residual magic left, not enough to get a trace of the type
[23:54] <Moonside> ":|"
[23:54] <~flibbyjibbits> the key is pretty lame, just two toothed
[23:54] <Deathfish64> Why do they have barrels of salted electromagnetic acoustic transducers?
[23:55] <~flibbyjibbits> [ theres a rickety door on the far side of the room, and a round one, seemingly made out of a table with the legs sawed off, on the left
[23:55] <Moonside> Well, I check the two doors.
[23:55] <~flibbyjibbits> salted meat *
[23:55] <Deathfish64> http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2012-03-23-Mystery-Key.png key
[23:56] <Skeleton> keynis
[23:56] <~flibbyjibbits> the round door you cant see past at all, the other one you can see through the craks and it appears to be a supply "closet"
[23:57] <Moonside> I open the closet.
[23:57] <~flibbyjibbits> its not carved out with that perfect smoothness, though, its kinda just shoveled out
[23:57] <~flibbyjibbits> its locked
[23:57] <Moonside> I try the key I just got.
[23:57] <~flibbyjibbits> it works
[23:57] <Skeleton> Take a key for coming in !
[23:57] <Moonside> Well, what's in it?
[23:57] <~flibbyjibbits> theres 4 spears lined up against the wall, two crossbows and a box of bolts, theres also a box of scatterpellets for a gun
[23:57] <Moonside> "Oh, nice."
[23:58] <Moonside> "I won't need any of this, though."
[23:58] <~flibbyjibbits> 12 scattershots
[23:58] <Skeleton> "Tiny armory"
[23:59] <Moonside> Wait, it's a light crossbow, yes?
[23:59] <CommodoreJim> "Little weapons are of no use to a man of my stature."
[00:00] <~flibbyjibbits> yes
[00:00] <~flibbyjibbits> all light crossbows
[00:00] <Skeleton> "" I open my mouth to say something about wizardry but don't
[00:00] <Eltrotraw> I suppose Tombs can take the scattershots
[00:00] <Eltrotraw> very indiscretely
[00:00] <Moonside> I'll take one of them and some bolts too, then.
[00:00] <~flibbyjibbits> i would expect tombs to take them
[00:01] <Moonside> Oh wait, rogues aren't proficient with light crossbows.
[00:01] <Moonside> Nevermind.
[00:01] <CommodoreJim> "So. What do you guys make of all this?" I ask as I lean against the wall.
[00:01] <Deathfish64> I guess I'll take a share of the bolts
[00:02] <Deathfish64> and an unbroken crossbow
[00:02] <Moonside> "That's an assortment of weapons."
[00:02] <bgh> "yep, they're weapons."
[00:02] <Moonside> Oh wait, light crossbows are simple weapons. I'll take one then.
[00:02] <Deathfish64> "With some time, I think I can make a fort."
[00:03] <Skeleton> "I think he means..." waves arms all around and looks in all directions... "ALL of this"
[00:03] <bgh> Oh, they are?
[00:03] <Moonside> OH WAIT I CAN'T TAKE IT because it'll leave me with a medium load.
[00:03] <bgh> In that case, I take a light crossbow as well, with some bolts
[00:03] <Eltrotraw> "They were preparing for somethin', don't you think?"
[00:03] <Skeleton> I'll need some bolts too, how many were there
[00:03] <~flibbyjibbits> just take the crowssbow and disregard the laod if its that small a margin
[00:03] <~flibbyjibbits> 80 bolts
[00:03] <CommodoreJim> "Yes...but what are they preparing for...?"
[00:04] <~flibbyjibbits> enough that i dont count them
[00:04] <Deathfish64> "Apparently not us, hehe."
[00:04] <Skeleton> "Terrorism! ...I bet"
[00:04] <Moonside> Limit is 33, load would be 34.
[00:04] <Eltrotraw> "War or somethin', probably."
[00:04] <CommodoreJim> I can't help but grin at Pikkup's joke. But my helmet just makes me seem like a stoic mountain of a man. As always.
[00:05] <~flibbyjibbits> just add it to your weaponlist and siregard the weight then
[00:05] <bgh> "obviously a plot to overthrow the king."
[00:05] <~flibbyjibbits> or disregard the weight of your clothes
[00:05] <~flibbyjibbits> since they shouldnt count towards encumberence
[00:05] <CommodoreJim> obby
[00:05] <Moonside> Magical weightless crossbow.
[00:05] <Moonside> Oh ok.
[00:05] <CommodoreJim> (That means get naked)
[00:06] <Deathfish64> (Oh boy)
[00:06] <CommodoreJim> (Pikkup doesn't care about naked women, they aren't MONSTERS)
[00:06] <Moonside> I'll assume that the bolts are weightless too.
[00:07] <CommodoreJim> (Pikkup plays Monster Girl Quest)
[00:07] <Deathfish64> (I only care if they're monsters in bed if you know what I mean.)
[00:07] <~flibbyjibbits> i dont even count bolts
[00:07] <Moonside> Whatever.
[00:07] <~flibbyjibbits> nonmagical bolts at least
[00:07] <~flibbyjibbits> anyways
[00:07] <CommodoreJim> What do we do now
[00:07] <Skeleton> Women... aren't monsters?
[00:07] <~flibbyjibbits> The other door, the table-with-the-legs-sawn-off-one is also locked; and the key is broken.  The hinges are just nailed to the dirt though.
[00:08] <Deathfish64> Women absolutely are monsters
[00:08] <CommodoreJim> "Shall I?" I ask, nodding towards the door.
[00:08] <Moonside> "Aww, I was going to ask that..."
[00:08] <Deathfish64> "Go right ahead."
[00:08] <Skeleton> There's a woman under my bed daddy
[00:08] <Moonside> I frown, since I've been wanting to show my lockpicking skills for a while now.
[00:09] <~flibbyjibbits> You hit the door pretty hard, popping the hinges off; but it doesnt fall over.  When you take a step back, it falls towards you; the other side if narrower
[00:09] <~flibbyjibbits> is*
[00:09] <Moonside> "Huh."
[00:09] <Skeleton> Is Lotte the Master of Unlocking
[00:09] <CommodoreJim> I smack the door with my elbow, a loud thump echoing through the room. I step back and the door falls. "Hm."
[00:09] <Deathfish64> I bet she read a book about it
[00:09] <Moonside> Maybe.
[00:09] <CommodoreJim> I bet she reads those trashy romance novels, more like
[00:10] <Deathfish64> 'Lock Picking: A Definitive Guide'
[00:10] <~flibbyjibbits> the passageway curves to the right, and the walls are slightly wet; you can hear above that you're probably under the fairgrounds now
[00:10] <bgh> "Lock picking for dummies"
[00:10] <Moonside> 'Definitive Guides: A Definitive Guide' will be a thing.
[00:11] <CommodoreJim> ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD: When rich baroness Caitlyn Goldmire hires a burly, handsome dwarf as an accountant, can she make him stop making love to her gold and start making love to her?
[00:11] * ~flibbyjibbits writes that down for later random loot
[00:11] <Moonside> She's read every book in the library, so trashy novels might be included too.
[00:12] <Moonside> Anyway, I enter sneak mode again.
[00:12] <CommodoreJim> "Alright, who's going in first?"
[00:12] <Moonside> And go in first.
[00:12] <Deathfish64> How much narrower is this passage?
[00:12] <Skeleton> I go in, use Light
[00:13] <bgh> I'll go after freddie
[00:13] <~flibbyjibbits> its a rectangular passage, three feet wide, five and a half feet tall
[00:13] <~flibbyjibbits> drominus has to duck down a bit to fir through
[00:13] <Skeleton> "It's getting a little claustrophobic in here..."
[00:13] <Eltrotraw> Cover the rear as always
[00:13] <Deathfish64> I crouch slightly and follow urist
[00:13] <Eltrotraw> We have to find the butt
[00:13] <Moonside> Remind me to never go in front of Tombs.
[00:13] <bgh> "I feel fine, dunno what yer complaining' about"
[00:13] <~flibbyjibbits> it goes quite a long way, curving quite a ways
[00:13] <~flibbyjibbits> whos in front, again
[00:13] <Moonside> Me.
[00:13] <CommodoreJim> Come on, Eltro. Let's find the butt. It's the only way.
[00:13] <Moonside> I'm sneaking.
[00:14] <~flibbyjibbits> what light are you holding?
[00:14] <bgh> Freddie has light cast behind him
[00:14] <~flibbyjibbits> k then
[00:14] <Moonside> Or if not, let's pretend I still have that sunrod.
[00:15] <~flibbyjibbits> the passage continues to go on, away from the fairgrounds' urist can stonecunn to gues that you're close to or maybe under the castle now, at least nearing the secondary wall
[00:15] <~flibbyjibbits> you can faintly hear snoring, as the parade noises fade away
[00:15] <CommodoreJim> I keep my mouth shut this time.
[00:16] <~flibbyjibbits> the room opens up, you manage to spot a noisemaker trap on the ground and disable it quite easily
[00:16] <Moonside> Yay.
[00:16] <bgh> Hooray
[00:16] <~flibbyjibbits> , you can see two passages along the elft wall, one on the far wall, theres a couple of tables and chair around, some barrels of food, some spears and padded armor sitting on floors and chairs; and in the corner you see four kobolds sleeping on two small bedrolls
[00:17] <~flibbyjibbits> they do not wake up from your noise
[00:17] <CommodoreJim> [Good job, bookworm.]
[00:17] <Moonside> What the hell is a kobold?
[00:17] <~flibbyjibbits> little lizard people
[00:17] <Deathfish64> Skulking filth
[00:17] <CommodoreJim> Douches
[00:17] <Moonside> [Thanks, Drommy.]
[00:17] <Skeleton> Yoshis
[00:17] <bgh> At least moon didn't get raped this tme
[00:17] <Moonside> Are they evil?
[00:17] <bgh> Like I did last time
[00:18] <CommodoreJim> Hey bgh remember the dire weasels
[00:18] <bgh> Sut up omfg
[00:18] <Moonside> Hm?
[00:18] <bgh> W couldn't hit those damn weasels worth anything
[00:18] <~flibbyjibbits> http://i.imgur.com/1d7BK.jpg kobold
[00:18] <Moonside> Alright, then. If they're here, they're probably up to no good, right?
[00:18] <Skeleton> yawsheeeee
[00:18] <~flibbyjibbits> most places theyre just replacement goblins; in this setting theyre a not terrible uncommon race; nobody really likes having them around or in cities but they work super cheaply
[00:19] <CommodoreJim> Remember when I tried to punch a weasel off of someone
[00:19] <CommodoreJim> And almost hit whoever it was latched to
[00:19] <Deathfish64> http://gyazo.com/798a87288949b959e5b734db2bcec990.png?1332644858 kobold
[00:19] <Moonside> Dammit, df.
[00:19] <Moonside> So, can I kill them, guys?
[00:20] <~flibbyjibbits> theyre alseep
[00:20] <Moonside> Coup de grace?
[00:20] <~flibbyjibbits> that would probably kill them
[00:20] <~flibbyjibbits> not even gonna roll for it they dont have class levels theyre just shitty weak
[00:20] <Deathfish64> We don't even know what their deal is, though
[00:21] <Deathfish64> Meh, whatever
[00:21] <Moonside> Yeah, I kill them silently in their sleep, then.
[00:21] <bgh> Leave them alone omg
[00:21] <CommodoreJim> Wow, what a rude du---girl
[00:21] <bgh> You're neutral, not evil :|
[00:21] <CommodoreJim> Yes but kobolds are sub-human filth :OOO
[00:21] <Moonside> Like I said, if they're here, they're probably up to no good, but... oh wel, then.
[00:21] <Moonside> Alright, I leave them alone.
[00:22] <Skeleton> :>
[00:22] <Deathfish64> They prefer the term "skulking" filth
[00:22] <~flibbyjibbits> while hovering over them with the dagger while debating to yourself you notice they all have markings on them similar to that "l" symbol
[00:22] <~flibbyjibbits> L*
[00:22] <Moonside> Oh, so they ARE evil. Let's kill them.
[00:22] <~flibbyjibbits> like, painted on
[00:22] <CommodoreJim> L for Lebsians? Love? Lamers? Life with Loopy?
[00:22] <Moonside> That's the equivalent of the White Hand of Saruman here.
[00:23] <Deathfish64> L for Losers
[00:23] <Skeleton> Lobstas
[00:23] <~flibbyjibbits> they have the L and then elven number symbols
[00:23] <Skeleton> Bring in the dancin' lobstas
[00:23] <Moonside> Is it the same symbol that Gil had?
[00:24] <~flibbyjibbits> one of them has that symbol,  the one with evlen "2" on it, the others have similar ones
[00:24] <bgh> Kill 3 of them and question the fourth
[00:24] <Moonside> Hm...
[00:24] <Moonside> Everyone agrees?
[00:24] <CommodoreJim> Go for it
[00:24] <Deathfish64> My good alignment says no, but...
[00:24] <Deathfish64> Oh, whatever
[00:24] <Skeleton> Okay... if you have to
[00:25] <Deathfish64> outvoted
[00:25] <Moonside> Alright. I coup de grace 1, 3 and 4.
[00:25] <CommodoreJim> I'm good, but, these guys are in league with the guys who KILLED MY KING
[00:25] <Eltrotraw> I'm CN so I don't care either way
[00:25] <Skeleton> You killed my father, Bison!
[00:25] <Eltrotraw> also they're L for LOSER
[00:25] <CommodoreJim> And it's more humane for them to die in their sleep than to fight me, yes?
[00:25] <Deathfish64> Haha, true
[00:25] <~flibbyjibbits> yeah it sort of it
[00:25] <Skeleton> heh
[00:25] <bgh> (Jim was gay for ng)
[00:25] <bgh> Kng
[00:25] <bgh> King
[00:26] <~flibbyjibbits> however since they were all sleeping so close to one another, the remaining one wakes up and shouts something
[00:26] <Skeleton> the king was practically a baby
[00:26] <Moonside> Which language is he speaking in?
[00:26] <~flibbyjibbits> hes just screaming
[00:26] <CommodoreJim> I'm a knight, I swore service to a lord, the lord is DEAD
[00:26] <CommodoreJim> I am reasonably pised
[00:26] <CommodoreJim> *pissed
[00:26] <Moonside> Well, I draw my rapier again.
[00:26] <Moonside> MORE FIGHTING
[00:26] <bgh> I clap a hand over his muth before the rogue can do anything
[00:26] <Deathfish64> "You might want to surrender, little fella."
[00:27] <Moonside> Bgh's grappling.
[00:27] <~flibbyjibbits> grapple sucessful
[00:27] <Moonside> Yayness.
[00:27] <Deathfish64> Yayifications
[00:28] <Moonside> Can I take away his weapons now, if he has any?
[00:28] <bgh> Ok, who wants to do the questioning
[00:28] <CommodoreJim> I have intimidate as a skill :Y
[00:28] <Deathfish64> I think his weapons are the spears in this room, so...
[00:28] <Moonside> Oh well.
[00:28] <~flibbyjibbits> you hear some chanting in infernal coming from the hallway to the side; Theres a dwarf standing in the hallway; wearing black robes with silver trims, with a dragon designed woven in silvery thread. Hes got crazy eyes like all hell and, oddly for a dwarf, his beard is shaven.   He chanting and holding an unbroken staff.
[00:28] <Moonside> "Oh shit."
[00:28] <CommodoreJim> ohshit
[00:28] <bgh> >shaven beard
[00:28] <CommodoreJim> "Eurmahzah!"
[00:29] <bgh> That
[00:29] <Skeleton> "wah"
[00:29] <bgh> Never exists
[00:29] <CommodoreJim> HERETIC
[00:29] <~flibbyjibbits> crazy eyes like hell bgh
[00:29] <CommodoreJim> BGH YOU MUST KILL HIM
[00:29] <bgh> "...you waste of a dwarf"
[00:29] <~flibbyjibbits> eyes like at the end of who framed roger rabbit
[00:29] <CommodoreJim> I SOUNDED JUST! LIKE! THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
[00:29] <bgh> This dwarf is judge doom god why
[00:29] <Deathfish64> Perception check to see if I can make out what he's chanting?
[00:29] <~flibbyjibbits> hes talking about stone and dirt
[00:30] <bgh> Could be trying to collapse the tunnels
[00:30] <Moonside> "Kill him!"
[00:30] <Deathfish64> "He's talking about stones and dirt."
[00:30] <~flibbyjibbits> initative pikkup, dwarfguy, tombs, lotte, drom
[00:30] <~flibbyjibbits> then urist
[00:30] <Moonside> Shit!
[00:30] <Deathfish64> "Isn't that nice?"
[00:30] <CommodoreJim> Wow.
[00:30] <Skeleton> :o
[00:30] <CommodoreJim> I'm last.
[00:30] <CommodoreJim> Oh wait
[00:30] <CommodoreJim> Urist
[00:30] <Skeleton> When did I stop existing
[00:30] <CommodoreJim> Also where is Freddie
[00:30] <~flibbyjibbits> oh sorry
[00:30] <~flibbyjibbits> after tombs
[00:30] <Deathfish64> Freddie doesn't get to do things
[00:30] <Deathfish64> not allowed
[00:30] <CommodoreJim> I guess you're that uneventful of a wizard, Freddie
[00:30] <Moonside> "Get him, sticks!"
[00:31] <Skeleton> Well, it works
[00:31] <Deathfish64> "You scare me, Night Lady, so whatever you say."
[00:31] <CommodoreJim> HEY FREDDY GET OUT THIS IS MY SPOT IN THE BATTLE ORDER! YEAH FREDDIE THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR PARTY
[00:31] <Deathfish64> I suppose I should start with a Summoning. hmm
[00:31] <Skeleton> Look ya dumbasses, our DM is nextdoor
[00:32] <CommodoreJim> HEY FREDDIE WE CAME INTO THE WRONG PARTY TODAY
[00:32] <CommodoreJim> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[00:32] <Deathfish64> I will begin summoning a Dire Rat because I figure it's too cramped for an eagle to be useful.
[00:32] <Deathfish64> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/rat/dire-rat/summoned-creature-dire-rat
[00:32] <~flibbyjibbits> you summon the thing
[00:32] <~flibbyjibbits> however on his turn his chant finishes
[00:33] <Deathfish64> of course it does
[00:33] <Skeleton> oh boy
[00:33] <~flibbyjibbits> the stone of the floor ripples and flows upwards, covering the whole wall of that side of the room and both of the passages that led that way
[00:33] <Skeleton> Like a mega man boss
[00:33] <~flibbyjibbits> he was on the other side of that, by the way
[00:33] <CommodoreJim> "Eurmahzah Urruk'Kali! What the hell's happening!?"
[00:33] <~flibbyjibbits> so the rest of the initative order didnt really matter I guess
[00:33] <Moonside> Oh well.
[00:33] <~flibbyjibbits> but at least you know what those were staves of and how the place got dug
[00:33] <Moonside> So, this path is blocked now.
[00:33] <Skeleton> My mother WHAT?
[00:33] <bgh> Man it's too bad I'm not level 2
[00:34] <bgh> Otherwise I could just walk right through that shit
[00:34] <Deathfish64> I would have shot, but I didn't have the crossbow out
[00:34] <bgh> Well, I do have my pick...
[00:34] <Deathfish64> and it's not how summoners work
[00:34] <CommodoreJim> (I'm making up Orcish. Also I'm not a half-orc omg no)
[00:34] <~flibbyjibbits> theres another door, on the far side of the room
[00:35] <Deathfish64> I have a dire rate
[00:35] <Deathfish64> rat*
[00:35] <Deathfish64> hmm
[00:35] <~flibbyjibbits> that you do
[00:35] <~flibbyjibbits> lasts about a minute right
[00:35] <Moonside> I thought there were three passages.
[00:35] <~flibbyjibbits> two were saled
[00:35] <~flibbyjibbits> sealed
[00:35] <Moonside> Oh ok.
[00:35] <Deathfish64> sold
[00:35] <CommodoreJim> I attempt to touch the rat
[00:35] <Moonside> Let's go that way, then.
[00:35] <bgh> Wait
[00:35] <Moonside> Oh, but what happened to the kobold?
[00:36] <bgh> I still have that kobold
[00:36] <~flibbyjibbits> oh right
[00:36] <~flibbyjibbits> forgot about that guy
[00:36] <Deathfish64> The rat is probably hostile to the kobold
[00:36] <Moonside> Yeah, let's have Drommy intimidate him.
[00:36] <Moonside> How long do summons stay out?
[00:36] <~flibbyjibbits> a minute
[00:36] <~flibbyjibbits> i think
[00:36] <Deathfish64> 1 minute per summoner level
[00:36] <CommodoreJim> Does the Kobold even speak common?
[00:36] <~flibbyjibbits> he does not
[00:36] <bgh> I speak goblin
[00:36] <Deathfish64> Does the kobold speak infernal?
[00:36] <Moonside> Does he speak anything?
[00:37] <bgh> Does he?
[00:37] <~flibbyjibbits> goblin is sort of similar to kobold
[00:37] <Moonside> I know goblin too.
[00:37] <~flibbyjibbits> theyre not the same language but theyre similar enough that one might be able to kind of get the gist of the other
[00:37] <CommodoreJim> If I intimidate him can Lotte and Urist translate for me
[00:37] <Deathfish64> Does the kobold speak rat?
[00:37] <Skeleton> Put it on your resume at the Quick Mutton
[00:37] <~flibbyjibbits> like spanish and french; theyre not the same but they have a lot in common that some words are close
[00:37] <bgh> In that case, I whisper in his ear
[00:37] <CommodoreJim> And/or translate the response back
[00:38] <Moonside> Let's do it.
[00:38] <bgh> "see your friends there on the bed? That could be you, if you don't cooperate."
[00:38] <Eltrotraw> kobolds speak draconic I thought
[00:38] <CommodoreJim> ("I like to fuck gold." Urist whispers. His dark secret will only be known to the Kobold.)
[00:38] <CommodoreJim> (And, y'know, everyone else.)
[00:38] <~flibbyjibbits> they use a corrupted version of draconic
[00:38] <Deathfish64> (The kobold only understands the word "fuck" and assumes it is about to be raped)
[00:39] <~flibbyjibbits> cant think of a real example other than maybe like english compared to old english; its a desenced language but kinda different
[00:39] <bgh> Portuguese to Spanish?
[00:39] <~flibbyjibbits> descended
[00:39] <bgh> Or more different?
[00:39] <Moonside> Portguese to span- yeah.
[00:39] <~flibbyjibbits> i dont know enough about prtguese to make a statement on that
[00:39] <Deathfish64> hue
[00:40] <CommodoreJim> huehuehuehue
[00:40] <bgh> A lot of words are similar
[00:40] <CommodoreJim> Either way let's get things going
[00:40] <~flibbyjibbits> i guess it works since to someone like me couldnt tell them apart
[00:40] <~flibbyjibbits> anyways
[00:40] <~flibbyjibbits> yes lets continue
[00:40] <bgh> So my previous statement to the kobold stands
[00:40] <bgh> In goblin, of course
[00:40] <Moonside> "I like to fuck gold"?
[00:41] <bgh> The one I said, not the one Jim said
[00:41] <Deathfish64> (The kobold misunderstands the interrogation as "Wah, what are we going to do on the bed?"
[00:41] <Deathfish64> )
[00:41] <~flibbyjibbits> oh sorry i hand tseen bghs line there
[00:41] <~flibbyjibbits> hadnt seen
[00:41] <CommodoreJim> (Pomf)
[00:41] <Moonside> So, bgh attempts intimidate.
[00:41] <bgh> I thi his dead companions around him would add to intimidate
[00:42] <~flibbyjibbits> he freaks out entirely and is almost imcomprehensible, your best guess as to what hes saying is that he has no idea whats going on
[00:42] <Moonside> "Well, fuck. Let's kill him."
[00:42] <bgh> "can you tell me what that symbol on your back is, eh?"
[00:42] <~flibbyjibbits> roughly "We were not told what we were hired for, just that we'd get more information later"
[00:42] <Deathfish64> "He's probably being used, though.  Like we were."
[00:42] <bgh> Ah
[00:42] <bgh> Well now i feel like a dick
[00:43] <CommodoreJim> "...the hell is he saying?"
[00:43] <bgh> For killing his friends
[00:43] <~flibbyjibbits> "I don't know, the summoner put them there to remind himself."
[00:43] <Moonside> "Hm, I see."
[00:43] <bgh> "...worthless. He says he wasn't told what he was hired for."
[00:43] <Moonside> "Summoner?"
[00:43] <Deathfish64> "Hi."
[00:43] <CommodoreJim> "I assume the beardless dirtman."
[00:43] <Deathfish64> "Oh."
[00:43] <Skeleton> "Did you see that dude's eyes"
[00:44] <bgh> "what summoner, kobold?"
[00:44] <CommodoreJim> "Yeah man, he was off the deep end"
[00:44] <~flibbyjibbits> "Theres a skeleton that tells him what to do and a ball that answers questions he asks it."
[00:44] <Deathfish64> I turn to my dire rat and say "What do you think, Rattata?"
[00:44] <bgh> Aha! The dentist!
[00:45] <Moonside> "A skeleton is his superior?"
[00:45] <Skeleton> THE DENTIST
[00:45] <CommodoreJim> "...you named your rat Rattata?"
[00:46] <bgh> "Whe is this skeleton? In the tunnels?"
[00:46] <bgh> Where
[00:46] <~flibbyjibbits> "He summons the skeleton and then it relays the orders to him from where it came from, and it told him to put numbers and letters on us and then we were told to wait for further orders"
[00:46] <Moonside> "I see."
[00:46] <Deathfish64> "I will name my precious creatures what I wish.  Don't question it."
[00:46] <Moonside> "Well, it looks like this is far bigger than what we thought, then."
[00:46] <bgh> "Ok. Thank you for your cooperation."
[00:47] <Skeleton> "Oh I figured it out"
[00:47] <CommodoreJim> I shake my head. "As you wish, Ser Summoner."
[00:47] <bgh> To the others in common: "let's not kill this one"
[00:47] <Skeleton> "The skeleton fancied the king but they couldn't be together because he was alive"
[00:47] <bgh> "I feel kinda bad now, fer the others."
[00:47] <Eltrotraw> "Why not?"
[00:47] <Moonside> "What will we do with him, then?"
[00:47] <Deathfish64> "Yeah, let the poor fella go."
[00:47] <bgh> I relay what we've learned from the kobold
[00:47] <CommodoreJim> "Leave the kobold be."
[00:47] <Skeleton> (err I say what I said after that)
[00:48] <bgh> "let him go free. "
[00:48] <Skeleton> "Buy him a drink"
[00:48] <Deathfish64> "He's in the same situation as us, though.  Maybe we should make him be an inspector too!"
[00:48] <CommodoreJim> "...Sir Wizard, I am giving you five seconds to retract that ridiculous theory."
[00:48] <Skeleton> "What"
[00:49] <bgh> "...This kobold is the wimpiest 'lil shit I've ever seen. What use is he to us?"
[00:49] <Deathfish64> "A mascot."
[00:49] <Eltrotraw> "Bait."
[00:49] <Deathfish64> "Every team needs a mascot."
[00:50] <CommodoreJim> "...a...mascot."
[00:50] <Moonside> "A guide, perhaps... he should know this place better than us."
[00:50] <bgh> "...Shut up. All of you. Y'give me a headache."
[00:50] <Skeleton> ":<"
[00:50] <Moonside> "Fine, then let's kill him!"
[00:50] <~flibbyjibbits> the kobold just backs into the corner and sits still
[00:50] <CommodoreJim> "No!"
[00:50] <bgh> "except fer the girl, who am her first decent suggestion all night"
[00:50] <bgh> Dasmdas timing was bad
[00:51] <bgh> Tat was at moons first statement
[00:51] <bgh> About a guide
[00:51] <Deathfish64> "We all is."
[00:51] <bgh> Am = gave
[00:51] <bgh> Autocorrect is stupid
[00:51] <Skeleton> Yes it is
[00:51] <Deathfish64> Rattata should be poofing back to its home plane around now
[00:52] <bgh> To the kobold: "how well do you know these tunnels?"
[00:52] <Moonside> (brb bathroom)
[00:52] <~flibbyjibbits> "The dwarves are digging to a tower I overheard, and the summoner is in a sidetunnel"
[00:53] <bgh> "do you know which exits led where, from this room?"
[00:53] <Moonside> Ok back.
[00:53] <~flibbyjibbits> "I havent been father than here."
[00:53] <Moonside> "Well, he's useless then."
[00:54] <~flibbyjibbits> so violent for a librarian
[00:54] <Skeleton> "What if he can't make it out alive, though, could it really hurt to let him tag along till we're out?"
[00:54] <Eltrotraw> hungry
[00:54] <bgh> "ok. You've been a great help. You should go back. It's not safe here. You know the way?"
[00:54] <Eltrotraw> brb
[00:54] <Eltrotraw> npc me if necessary
[00:55] <Moonside> Well, flib, more like she gives zero shits to a shitty kobold she just met.
[00:55] <Moonside> (racism ho)
[00:55] <~flibbyjibbits> He stands up and moves over to grab one of the sets of padded armor, saying what sounds like gratitude
[00:55] <CommodoreJim> (Oh damn, guys, I forgot to take my free bonus teamwork feat I get at level one thanks to my Tactician ability
[00:55] <Moonside> Take it now?
[00:56] <~flibbyjibbits> i dont even understand teamwork feats but yeah just take whatever for it
[00:56] <CommodoreJim> (I should, because I get the ability to grant it to all team members once per day)
[00:57] <bgh> Hmmm
[00:57] <bgh> Who wants the padded armor?
[00:58] <Moonside> I already have leather armor, so no.
[00:58] <~flibbyjibbits> theyre for small creatures
[00:58] <Skeleton> Wizards don't wear /clothes!/
[00:58] <Skeleton> I mean armor
[00:58] <Moonside> Kobolds are small?
[00:58] <bgh> I already have padded armor so
[00:59] <Deathfish64> I already have padded armor
[00:59] <CommodoreJim> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/shake-it-off-teamwork Guys how about this
[00:59] <Moonside> Droms already has PARADE ARMOR
[00:59] <bgh> I guess just thank the kobold for his generosity and take the armor as gratitude
[00:59] <CommodoreJim> Think about it with my ability to give it to everyone
[00:59] <bgh> Er
[00:59] <~flibbyjibbits> that would be useful
[00:59] <bgh> T humor him
[00:59] <Moonside> Yeah, sounds good.
[00:59] <~flibbyjibbits> He grabs one of the other sets of armor and runs out down the hallway towards the xit
[01:00] <CommodoreJim> Alright, I now have Shake it Off
[01:00] <Moonside> "Now, let's go."
[01:00] <Moonside> I enter sneaking mode again.
[01:00] <Deathfish64> "Back to adventure!"
[01:01] <Skeleton> METAL GEEEEARRR
[01:01] <Moonside> And head towards the only door left.
[01:01] <CommodoreJim> "Let's get to the bottom of this."
[01:01] <CommodoreJim> I follow bookworm.
[01:02] <~flibbyjibbits> the hallway opens back up again, to the round tunnel-type
[01:02] <~flibbyjibbits> theres a door at the end of it, light coming out the bottom
[01:02] <~flibbyjibbits> you can hear two dwarves talking is dwarven
[01:02] <~flibbyjibbits> in*
[01:02] <Moonside> What are they saying?
[01:02] <bgh> Perception chef
[01:02] <bgh> Check
[01:02] <Skeleton> HEY GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
[01:02] <bgh> Snce I, you
[01:02] <bgh> Am a dwarf
[01:03] <~flibbyjibbits> theyre half talking about a card game and half complaining about having to work with kobolds; they arent happy that their employer threw the summoner into the contract at the last minute
[01:04] <Moonside> Can I open the door just enough to see what they're doing?
[01:04] <~flibbyjibbits> the other one says that he doesnt mind working with the kobolds because theyre just feed for the summoner's whatever-hes-looking for
[01:04] <~flibbyjibbits> you can see through a crack in the door theyre just sitting at a table playing cards
[01:04] <bgh> Ae they facing the door
[01:04] <bgh> Or away from it
[01:04] <~flibbyjibbits> sideways from it
[01:04] <bgh> So they'll notice if we open it
[01:04] <Skeleton> those poor poor lizard dudes
[01:05] <~flibbyjibbits> the far wall appears to be the masonry wall of the castle' theres a jagged entrance in it, and another door to the left
[01:05] <bgh> Cn we just charge in and inquisition
[01:05] <~flibbyjibbits> if you want I guess
[01:05] <Moonside> Can I sneak attack?
[01:05] <~flibbyjibbits> you can sneak attack during the surprise round
[01:05] <Moonside> Hmm, ok.
[01:06] <~flibbyjibbits> ill be rolling iniative now
[01:06] <Moonside> "Leave one of them alive, they should know more."
[01:06] <Deathfish64> Can we say I readied my crossbow
[01:06] <bgh> I ready mine as well
[01:06] <~flibbyjibbits> man, eltro rolls a 20 on initiative and he isnt even here
[01:06] <CommodoreJim> "Alive...? Guess that leaves me out, huh?" I say under my breath. I pause. "That was a joke..."
[01:07] <Skeleton> I stifle laughter
[01:07] <Moonside> "Hah."
[01:07] <~flibbyjibbits> wait no that was freddie with the 20 on init
[01:07] <~flibbyjibbits> let me get this order straight
[01:07] <Skeleton> :)   )
[01:07] <Moonside> Damn, freddie.
[01:08] <Deathfish64> Freddie gets to do something!?
[01:08] <Deathfish64> Show us some cool wizardry
[01:08] <~flibbyjibbits> freddie tombs urist [enemy1] lotte [enemy2] pikkup drominus
[01:08] <~flibbyjibbits> surprise round
[01:08] <Moonside> I sneak attack and shit.
[01:09] <Deathfish64> No summoning for me, I guess
[01:09] <Skeleton> Is your name freddie!? :OOOOOO
[01:09] <Deathfish64> Not that two enemies are likely to last long enough for that to matter
[01:09] <Deathfish64> Actually, exactly because two enemies are not likely to last that long
[01:09] <~flibbyjibbits> i realize i never rolled hp for these two guys
[01:09] <~flibbyjibbits> uh
[01:09] <~flibbyjibbits> fighters are d8 right
[01:09] <~flibbyjibbits> d10
[01:10] <Moonside> How long can your eidolon stay out? 1m/level too?
[01:10] <CommodoreJim> Man
[01:10] <CommodoreJim> I don't get to do anything enymore
[01:10] <Deathfish64> 1 hour, but the ritual itself takes 1 min
[01:10] <Moonside> Hmm.
[01:11] <Skeleton> Okay... I want to show off some cool wizardry but this isn't the best place to do it...
[01:11] <~flibbyjibbits> want to swap init rolls with eltro since hes not here jim >_>
[01:11] <Eltrotraw> I'm here again but only briefly
[01:11] <Eltrotraw> what happened
[01:11] <~flibbyjibbits> oh nvm then
[01:11] <Deathfish64> you rolled high init
[01:11] <CommodoreJim> omg
[01:12] <Moonside> We questioned a kobold.
[01:12] <Eltrotraw> okay
[01:12] <~flibbyjibbits> freddie and tombs rolled a 20 and a 19 for initiative, respectively
[01:12] <Moonside> And met an obviously evil summoner.
[01:12] <Skeleton> I use Touch of Fatigue on one of 'em http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/t/touch-of-fatigue
[01:12] <~flibbyjibbits> now youre all sitting on the other side of a door, theres two dwarve fighters on the other side playing cards
[01:12] <Moonside> I was going to sneak attack on the surprise round.
[01:12] <Skeleton> Oh huh
[01:13] <~flibbyjibbits> the surprise round is a full round
[01:13] <~flibbyjibbits> but without them in it
[01:13] <Moonside> Oh ok.
[01:13] <Moonside> Then let's go.
[01:13] <Deathfish64> Oh
[01:13] <Deathfish64> I can summon on that round
[01:13] <Deathfish64> obby
[01:13] <Moonside> It's like a preemptive strike in RPGs?
[01:14] <~flibbyjibbits> its a full round in which the party being surprised upon does not act
[01:14] <Moonside> Yeah.
[01:14] <~flibbyjibbits> so touch of fatigue you say
[01:14] <Eltrotraw> so should I go in for the kill with my gun finally
[01:14] <Skeleton> Yeah let's give that one a whirl
[01:14] <Deathfish64> dire rat summon again
[01:14] <~flibbyjibbits> on which
[01:14] <~flibbyjibbits> one appears to be a fighter, the other a ranger
[01:15] <Skeleton> Fighter
[01:15] <~flibbyjibbits> dice rolled off the table so lets just say that hit
[01:15] <~flibbyjibbits> now it is tomb's turn to go finally
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[01:17] <Eltrotraw> hm
[01:18] <Eltrotraw> let's fire at uh
[01:18] <Eltrotraw> which guys are there to fire at
[01:18] <~flibbyjibbits> theres the ranger and the fighter
[01:18] <Eltrotraw> "whoops sorry stix didn't see you there"
[01:18] <Eltrotraw> who did we hit
[01:18] <Eltrotraw> or did we not hit any at all
[01:18] <Eltrotraw> better question: who's closer
[01:18] <Moonside> The fighter is fatigued.
[01:19] <~flibbyjibbits> theyre both sitting at a table equidisant from eachother, the fighter got touch of fatigue'd, freddie has his hand on the guys face or whatever
[01:19] <~flibbyjibbits> i guess you might be able to angle yourself to get them both with a scattershot while minimalizing the chance of hitting freddie with it if you wanted to try that
[01:19] <Eltrotraw> so can I close the gap a bit and fire my gun - or that
[01:19] <Eltrotraw> sure
[01:19] <Eltrotraw> I was gonna say let's shoot the fighter but scattershot works
[01:20] <Skeleton> (please don't hit me. I am made of the kind of glass that glass worries about breaking)
[01:20] <Deathfish64> BUCKSHOT
[01:20] <~flibbyjibbits> you didnt hit freddie
[01:20] <Eltrotraw> oh I suppose that could be a problem but nevermind
[01:20] <Skeleton> "Eep"
[01:21] <~flibbyjibbits> you only hit the ranger with it though
[01:21] <Moonside> How much damage?
[01:21] <Eltrotraw> "Bettin' blind!" Tombs yells out as he fires his gun
[01:21] <~flibbyjibbits> 6 damage
[01:21] <Moonside> "Ah! It's the first time I'm seeing a firearm being fired... it's amazing!"
[01:22] <~flibbyjibbits> he looks seriously confused, by by having been shot in the midle of his card game, and also that hes being shot at all, especially with such a rare weapon
[01:22] <Eltrotraw> "That was only a warnin' shot!"
[01:22] <Skeleton> "Good to see you're a real gunman, Gun Man"
[01:22] <Deathfish64> "Gun shoot make boom cause hurt."
[01:22] <Skeleton> (and good to show that I'm a real wizard...)
[01:22] <Moonside> Urist's turn now?
[01:23] <CommodoreJim> (Did Bookworm just get the tinglies from watching Crypts fire his gun...?)
[01:23] <~flibbyjibbits> it is indeed
[01:23] <Bghventure> OK
[01:23] <Moonside> (if anything, it was from the gun itself and not Tombs)
[01:23] <~flibbyjibbits> also i guess morgue's weapon just ruined the chances of getting a surprise round in the next room
[01:23] <~flibbyjibbits> hand thought of that
[01:24] <~flibbyjibbits> hadnt
[01:24] <Moonside> Damn.
[01:24] <Bghventure> So ranger is hurt, ranger is fatigued?
[01:24] <Deathfish64> hah
[01:24] <~flibbyjibbits> the figher is fatigued, the ranger is hurt
[01:24] <Bghventure> Right
[01:24] <Bghventure> I don't know what I'm typing
[01:24] <Bghventure> Going to go ahead anda attack the ranger with my pick
[01:25] <Eltrotraw> nonsense, he didn't know about the next room
[01:25] <~flibbyjibbits> [2] you crit the stack of cards sitting on the table
[01:25] <Eltrotraw> DIE CARDS DIE
[01:26] <CommodoreJim> (I wonder if she was impressed with my Final Chivalry Buster)
[01:26] <~flibbyjibbits> "only two jokers in the desk, and I get dealt you"
[01:26] <~flibbyjibbits> wait wrong lol quote
[01:26] <Moonside> Well, my turn now. I sneak attack the ranger.
[01:26] <CommodoreJim> "We're not here to cut the deck, Urist!"
[01:26] <Skeleton> he hit the deck
[01:26] <Bghventure> "gambling is illegal. Criminal scum!"
[01:26] <Deathfish64> "They say it's all in the cards."
[01:27] <~flibbyjibbits> the ranger falls out of his chair unconscious
[01:27] <Deathfish64> "I guess 'all' would include that guy's pick."
[01:27] <Moonside> Alright!
[01:27] <Moonside> Who's next? Drommy?
[01:27] <Deathfish64> You I think
[01:27] <~flibbyjibbits> no the fighter
[01:27] <~flibbyjibbits> wait no
[01:27] <~flibbyjibbits> the ranger was next
[01:28] <~flibbyjibbits> wait the ranger was supposed to get before lotte
[01:28] <~flibbyjibbits> oh well
[01:28] <Moonside> But it's the surprise round?
[01:28] <~flibbyjibbits> fighters turn
[01:28] <~flibbyjibbits> oh right surprise round
[01:28] <Moonside> Derp.
[01:28] <~flibbyjibbits> youre completely right
[01:28] <~flibbyjibbits> pikkups turn
[01:28] <Deathfish64> But what about lotte?
[01:28] <Moonside> I sneak attacked the ranger.
[01:29] <Moonside> He's unconscious.
[01:29] <Deathfish64> oh
[01:29] <~flibbyjibbits> oh my bad geez i am off my game
[01:29] <Skeleton> [21:26:37] <Moonside> Well, my turn now. I sneak attack the ranger. <-- very sneaky but I saw it
[01:29] <Deathfish64> oh
[01:29] <~flibbyjibbits> i did not say specifically that it was the attack that knocked him out of the chair but it was
[01:29] <Deathfish64> I missed that entirely
[01:29] <Skeleton> It was a good sneak
[01:29] <~flibbyjibbits> sorry about that i am just off my game tonight
[01:29] <Moonside> It's ok.
[01:29] <Deathfish64> I will shoot the fighter with my crossbow
[01:30] <~flibbyjibbits> you hit him easily but not very hard, only one damage
[01:30] <Moonside> You bruise the muscle.
[01:30] <~flibbyjibbits> lets say it was in the stomach. the part of it thats just the fat
[01:30] <Skeleton> fatass dwarves
[01:30] <Deathfish64> 1 damage seems to be a thing with me
[01:31] <Moonside> Alright, Jim, do your thing.
[01:31] <Bghventure> Bruised s left true rib
[01:31] <Bghventure> His
[01:31] <CommodoreJim> Alright, give me a sit-rep
[01:31] <Eltrotraw> jim's like "dw i got this"
[01:31] <CommodoreJim> Like, what's left
[01:31] <Moonside> There's a fighter.
[01:31] <~flibbyjibbits> youre charging in on two dawrves who were playing cards; freddie necroslapped one in the face then graves and lotte killed the other
[01:32] <~flibbyjibbits> the fighter is sitting in his chair all tired and confused
[01:32] <CommodoreJim> Well then, guess I'll give him a love tap. And by love tap, I mean l
[01:32] <Bghventure> Don't we want to question this guy
[01:32] <Bghventure> S don't we already have him in a good position
[01:32] <~flibbyjibbits> you can if you want but idunno
[01:32] <CommodoreJim> I mean I leap strike. We already know there's crazy shit going on
[01:33] <~flibbyjibbits> is this a 6 or a 9, cant tell
[01:33] <~flibbyjibbits> either way that wouldnt hit
[01:33] <Moonside> Is the ranger dead or just unconscious?
[01:33] <CommodoreJim> Dammit.
[01:33] <~flibbyjibbits> the ranger is unconscious and bleeding
[01:34] <Moonside> Oh well.
[01:34] <Deathfish64> "I'm helping."
[01:34] <~flibbyjibbits> freddies turn again
[01:34] <Skeleton> Do we want the ranger alive?
[01:35] <Skeleton> Eh never mind
[01:35] <Skeleton> Spark on the Fighter's beard! http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/spark
[01:35] <~flibbyjibbits> hm
[01:36] <Eltrotraw> brb again
[01:36] <~flibbyjibbits> the spell says fort check for objects, but the spell normally only affects objects, does that mean the fighter gets a fort check, or only his beard does?
[01:36] <Eltrotraw> have me reload or stab something(1d3 damage) if necessary
[01:36] <Eltrotraw> 1d4 actually
[01:36] <Skeleton> Hmmm... Up to you. But I'm specifically aiming for the beard
[01:37] <~flibbyjibbits> well i rolled a 7 so thatd probably fail anyways
[01:37] <Skeleton> Dang
[01:37] <~flibbyjibbits> guess his beards on fire now
[01:37] <Skeleton> Wh-oh.
[01:37] <Skeleton> Okay
[01:37] <~flibbyjibbits> not sure what the ramifications of this are
[01:37] <Moonside> But didn't it just fail?
[01:38] <~flibbyjibbits> thats the defence check
[01:38] <Moonside> Hmm.
[01:38] <Skeleton> Now he has a flaming beard and is very tired. This can't be good for him.
[01:38] <~flibbyjibbits> ill just call it like a panick-y condition
[01:38] <~flibbyjibbits> hes got like -4 to everything
[01:38] <~flibbyjibbits> now tombs turn and eltro said brb so tombs shoots him again
[01:38] <Skeleton> Hahahahahahaaahahahahahahahaa
[01:38] <Moonside> No reloading?
[01:39] <~flibbyjibbits> reloading is a move action i think
[01:39] <Moonside> Or can blunderbusses hold more than one shot?
[01:39] <Moonside> Oh ok.
[01:39] <~flibbyjibbits> anyways thats 7 damage so
[01:39] <~flibbyjibbits> hes not looking great
[01:39] <~flibbyjibbits> urists turn
[01:39] <Bghventure> Let's try the pick again.
[01:40] <~flibbyjibbits> [20]
[01:40] <Moonside> Oh boy.
[01:40] <~flibbyjibbits> [16] crit confirmed
[01:40] <Bghventure> :o
[01:40] <Moonside> He's dead.
[01:40] <Bghventure> JUSTICE.
[01:40] <~flibbyjibbits> 15 damage, thats 22 total, he had 16, hes at -8
[01:40] <~flibbyjibbits> so very nearly dead
[01:41] <Moonside> What's his CON?
[01:41] <~flibbyjibbits> hes a dwarf fighter so its 18
[01:41] <Moonside> Hmm.
[01:41] <Moonside> Well, which one do we want dead?
[01:41] <~flibbyjibbits> what kind of dwarf has less than 16 ever
[01:41] <Bghventure> ...only has 13 con
[01:41] <Moonside> sup urist
[01:42] <~flibbyjibbits> while you decide what to do and which door to go through (left to the summoner's chambers or straight to the dwarf commander and inside the castle walls)
[01:42] <~flibbyjibbits> im heading to the bathroom
[01:43] <Bghventure> The summoner seems to be at the heart of all of this,
[01:43] <Bghventure> Bt would also probably be a harder fight
[01:43] <Moonside> Yeah, I guess.
[01:44] <Deathfish64> Maybe now would be a good time to do that eidolon ritual
[01:44] <Moonside> Eidolon vs. eidolon battle!
[01:45] <CommodoreJim> We should find out about the Summoner and his SKELETON KING
[01:45] <Moonside> It's like I'm really playing FFX!
[01:45] <Moonside> And maybe we can kill both.
[01:47] <~flibbyjibbits> okback
[01:47] <~flibbyjibbits> are you going to put out his ebar fire or just let it subside
[01:47] <~flibbyjibbits> beard*
[01:48] <Moonside> Let him burn.
[01:48] <Bghventure> Lawful thing would be to put it out
[01:48] <Moonside> Is anyone here lawful?
[01:48] <Bghventure> Plus I could never see another beardless dwarf
[01:48] <Bghventure> I am
[01:48] <Moonside> Meh.
[01:48] <Deathfish64> chaotic thing would say it's funny to let it burn
[01:48] <Deathfish64> but meh
[01:48] <Bghventure> I put his beard fire out, out of mercy
[01:48] <Moonside> Neutral thing would say who gives a shit.
[01:49] <Moonside> You stomp on his beard.
[01:49] <Deathfish64> anyway, while you do that I'm gonna do this summoning
[01:49] <~flibbyjibbits> you just stabbed him in the chest with a pickaxe, nrealy killing him, might as well put him out of fire
[01:49] <Moonside> So, we're going for the summoner, yes?
[01:50] <Bghventure> Sure
[01:50] <~flibbyjibbits> [[[ I might reccomend getting the other passageway first, but up to you]]]
[01:50] <Moonside> Oh ok, let's go that way then.
[01:50] <~flibbyjibbits> no no do what you want
[01:50] <Moonside> Well, I want to kill the two of them.
[01:51] <~flibbyjibbits> lets say that you just get the feeling that it might be more difficult to go for the summoner first
[01:51] <Deathfish64> idgaf
[01:51] <~flibbyjibbits> intuition lets say
[01:51] <Moonside> I think he'd be hard anyways?
[01:51] <CommodoreJim> LET'S LISTEN TO THE DM--- I MEAN INTUITION
[01:51] <~flibbyjibbits> forget i said anything sorry
[01:51] <Deathfish64> I'm too busy ritualing to debate this in character, anyway
[01:51] <Bghventure> Hey that sounds like what I said
[01:51] <Moonside> Alright, dwarf commander then.
[01:51] <Bghventure> Let's just try to finish this, I'm tired
[01:52] <~flibbyjibbits> so pikkupstix is summoning his eidolon
[01:52] <Deathfish64> yes
[01:52] <~flibbyjibbits> some kind of horrible snake monster
[01:52] <Moonside> He'll actually help now!
[01:53] <Deathfish64> Also I looked it up, eidolons stay out until they run out of hp or I decide I don't need it out anymore
[01:53] <Moonside> So you could've just summoned it at the beginning.
[01:53] <Deathfish64> kinda...
[01:53] <CommodoreJim> inbed\
[01:53] <CommodoreJim> ;)
[01:53] <Skeleton> Ah! It's horrible.
[01:54] <Eltrotraw> what did I miss
[01:54] <~flibbyjibbits> drominus wouldve just overlooked the unsanctioned use of summoning magic
[01:54] <~flibbyjibbits> urist critpicked the fighter
[01:54] <Moonside> Now, boss battle.
[01:54] <Deathfish64> Now watch as this epic boss battle unfolds
[01:55] <Moonside> Let's gooo.
[01:55] <Moonside> I'm sneaking again, and enter the castle walls.
[01:55] <~flibbyjibbits> The far wall of the room is clearly the secondary wall of the castle; it as well has that smooth hole in the middle, but theres a stone door thats been put in place in the hole
[01:56] <~flibbyjibbits> its a fairly heavy door, it doesnt seem like thered be much of a way to open it quietly
[01:56] <Moonside> Oh well, screw sneaking then.
[01:56] <~flibbyjibbits> besides there were gunshots so whoaevers on the other side heard that
[01:56] <Moonside> "Drommy, help me out here, will you?"
[01:57] <CommodoreJim> I nod. "Yes, Lady Bookworm."
[01:58] <~flibbyjibbits> the door swings quite easily on hinges in the bottom, faling out onto the dirt in the large, cavernous room
[01:58] <Moonside> "Alright, thanks. And don't call me that."
[01:58] <~flibbyjibbits> the dirt is all dug out around the base of the tower; the tower's masonry shimmers blue, as though there were some magical barrier over it
[01:58] <CommodoreJim> "Well, don't call me Drommy."
[01:58] <~flibbyjibbits> theres a lot of explosive barrels piled up around a small crack in the stone
[01:59] <~flibbyjibbits> A dwarf in armor sits next to a wood-stove, shoving papers and letters into it
[01:59] <~flibbyjibbits> oh god dammit dice
[01:59] <~flibbyjibbits> no
[01:59] <~flibbyjibbits> rereolling that
[01:59] <Moonside> Huh?
[01:59] <CommodoreJim> "Eurmahzah..." I mutter under my breath. "What is going on here!?"
[01:59] <~flibbyjibbits> he crit and killed rominus with a spearthrow, im rerolling that
[01:59] <~flibbyjibbits> that didnt happen
[02:00] <Moonside> Oh god.
[02:00] <Bghventure> Hah wow.
[02:00] <Deathfish64> pfft
[02:00] <Deathfish64> Drominus isn't allowed to die in a lame way like that
[02:00] <CommodoreJim> :|
[02:00] <Moonside> This is not going to be very nice.
[02:00] <~flibbyjibbits> immediately as thr door opens, he whirls around and throws a spear at Drominus, jabbing him in the lower torso for 5 damage
[02:01] <~flibbyjibbits> ok rolling initiative
[02:01] <Skeleton> "Holy crap! ...You can survive a hit of 5 damage!?"
[02:01] <CommodoreJim> "Ngh!" I grimace and fall to one knee.
[02:02] <Deathfish64> eidolon has the improve initiative feat
[02:02] <~flibbyjibbits> wow, 3 ties
[02:02] <~flibbyjibbits> oh the eidolon forgot that
[02:02] <Moonside> "Drommy! You alright?"
[02:03] <CommodoreJim> "I've...ngh...had worse." I mutter as I lift myself to my feet.
[02:03] <Eltrotraw> 'tis only a flesh wound
[02:03] <~flibbyjibbits> drominus freddie urist [enemy] lotte eidolon tombs pikkup
[02:03] <Skeleton> woohoo
[02:03] <Eltrotraw> whelp time to afk
[02:03] <Moonside> Well, it's 7v1, how bad can it be?
[02:03] <~flibbyjibbits> sorry eltro the initative rolls hate you
[02:03] <Deathfish64> "Shoulda let the horrible snake monster go through the door first, big fella."
[02:04] <~flibbyjibbits> level 3 cavalier
[02:04] <Deathfish64> "He's made of pretty tough stuff."
[02:04] <Moonside> Level 3 doesn't sound so bad, until you realize that's triple our levels.
[02:04] <CommodoreJim> "Yeah, yeah, lecture me later." I say as I dash towards the asshole who skewered me, swinging my axe at him.
[02:05] <~flibbyjibbits> He takes a step back, bashes your axe with a steel sheild, shouts profanity in dwarven
[02:05] <Eltrotraw> so is that parried
[02:06] <CommodoreJim> "Dammit!"
[02:06] <~flibbyjibbits> its a "you missed by 1"
[02:06] <Moonside> Oh yeah, what's he equipped with?
[02:06] <Eltrotraw> cool stuff
[02:06] <~flibbyjibbits> hes got a steel shield and a dwarven axe
[02:06] <~flibbyjibbits> he has a few spears on his back, but hes not likely to get to use them
[02:07] <~flibbyjibbits> hm we needs some bossfight music hm
[02:07] <Skeleton> Let's see, let's see
[02:07] <~flibbyjibbits> i was listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjuE4PeCcR0 but it doesnt fit the theme at all
[02:07] <Bghventure> I would link some, but >iPad
[02:07] <Moonside> I was thinking of one of the dragon musics in Skyrim.
[02:07] <~flibbyjibbits> yeah let me get that
[02:07] <Deathfish64> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRpw-8vxZag I was using this
[02:08] <~flibbyjibbits> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8O7HLilaKI&feature=related
[02:09] <Skeleton> I've been wanting to use Jolt so I'll use it now (1d3 electric touch attack, that's all...)
[02:09] <Bghventure> Sounds like a static shock
[02:10] <~flibbyjibbits> [[ill be honest i rerolled a few times just so that you didnt get murdered by the attack of oppurtunity touch attacks provoke]]
[02:10] <Skeleton> :'
[02:11] <CommodoreJim> It's okay, I died too.
[02:11] <Deathfish64> Do you have spells that don't involve touch attacks?
[02:11] <Deathfish64> Might be smart to bust those out
[02:11] <Skeleton> smart!?
[02:11] <Deathfish64> next round
[02:11] <~flibbyjibbits> you electroshock him for 3 damage, and he manages to completely whiff his counterattack, rolling a 1
[02:12] <Bghventure> I position myself roughly equidistant from everyone and cast Bless
[02:12] <Bghventure> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/bless
[02:12] <Moonside> Not heal Drommy?
[02:12] <Eltrotraw> healing is overrated
[02:13] <Skeleton> "I didn't sneeze, that was a spell"
[02:13] <Skeleton> "Thanks though"
[02:13] <Bghventure> Well look at it this way
[02:13] <Bghventure> No matter what he can rape someone once he moves
[02:13] <Bghventure> Since Freddie's is right next to him too
[02:13] <Eltrotraw> hey flib did i reload when i was afk
[02:13] <~flibbyjibbits> yes
[02:14] <~flibbyjibbits> he uses his cavalier's challenge on Drominus
[02:14] <CommodoreJim> Shit!
[02:14] <Eltrotraw> does it involve a wall of impassible terrain emerging around him
[02:14] <~flibbyjibbits> , getting -2 ac, +2 attack (order ability), and +3 damage
[02:14] <Deathfish64> shit
[02:14] <Bghventure> H fuck.
[02:14] <Moonside> Well, damn.
[02:15] <CommodoreJim> Good thing I got healed!
[02:15] <CommodoreJim> OH WAIT.
[02:15] <Moonside> If you die, it'll be bgh's fault.
[02:15] <Skeleton> Morale, guys!
[02:15] <Skeleton> "No big whoop!"
[02:15] <~flibbyjibbits> He slashes Drominus across the chest for 8 damage, knocking him to -3
[02:15] <Deathfish64> By the by, how do primary and secondary attacks work again?
[02:15] <CommodoreJim> "GRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!"
[02:15] <Skeleton> "Oh oh no"
[02:15] <~flibbyjibbits> secondary attacks are at -2
[02:15] <Moonside> "Drommy!"
[02:15] <CommodoreJim> I crumple to the ground.
[02:15] <Deathfish64> "That looked bad."
[02:16] <Eltrotraw> "Everyone's a hero... til you lose a leg or two. Hmph."
[02:16] <~flibbyjibbits> lotte's go
[02:16] <Moonside> Alright. I guess I can't sneak attack, so I'll just attack.
[02:17] <CommodoreJim> I'll have maybe use Orc Ferocity
[02:17] <~flibbyjibbits> rolled a 1, rerolled it out of feeling bad, was 1 again
[02:17] <Moonside> :|
[02:17] <~flibbyjibbits> guess you arent hitting anything useful this round
[02:17] <Moonside> Flib, this dice might just be even worse than the other one.
[02:17] <Skeleton> holy dams.
[02:17] <~flibbyjibbits> it might be
[02:17] <~flibbyjibbits> the eidolon's move
[02:17] <Deathfish64> Asking again, how do primary/secondary attacks work?
[02:17] <Deathfish64> Because the eidolon has one of each
[02:18] <~flibbyjibbits> you can use both, the secondaries have -2 to hit if the primary is used
[02:18] <Deathfish64> cool
[02:18] <~flibbyjibbits> off the top of my head at least
[02:18] <~flibbyjibbits> it might be -4
[02:18] <~flibbyjibbits> im not sure
[02:18] <~flibbyjibbits> lets say -2
[02:18] <CommodoreJim> I cough and blood leaks from under my helmet. "D-dammit..."
[02:18] <Deathfish64> Then the eidolon will bite and tail slap at the bad guy
[02:18] <~flibbyjibbits> [2] for the bite
[02:18] <~flibbyjibbits> but
[02:19] <Moonside> WTF
[02:19] <~flibbyjibbits> 20 then 20 for the tailslap
[02:19] <~flibbyjibbits> then 8
[02:19] <Deathfish64> well
[02:19] <~flibbyjibbits> so just a normal crit
[02:19] <~flibbyjibbits> not a megacrit
[02:19] <Moonside> Stained-glass yayness...?
[02:19] <Deathfish64> Normal crits are fine too
[02:19] <~flibbyjibbits> 9 damage though
[02:19] <~flibbyjibbits> 9 damage though
[02:19] <Deathfish64> I'm cool with this
[02:19] <~flibbyjibbits> he is slightly thrown off balance by this
[02:19] <~flibbyjibbits> looks a bit concerned and all
[02:20] <Eltrotraw> "only a flesh wound"
[02:20] <~flibbyjibbits> tomb's turn
[02:21] <Eltrotraw> shoot him, obviously
[02:21] <Eltrotraw> 1d20+4 for 1d8 damage, no?
[02:21] <~flibbyjibbits> that is a hit, barely
[02:22] <~flibbyjibbits> 4 damage, a sort of solic hit
[02:22] <Eltrotraw> And he scowls even more as this happens
[02:22] <~flibbyjibbits> the commander is somewhat staggered, and it is pikkup's turn
[02:22] <Moonside> I force myself to not make a sound that sounds like a moan again after seeing the gun fire again.
[02:22] <Deathfish64> Shoot crossbow
[02:23] <~flibbyjibbits> miss again but not as bad a miss
[02:23] <Moonside> Dammit, this guy...
[02:23] <~flibbyjibbits> drominus stops bleeding
[02:23] <Skeleton> Gun fetish?
[02:23] <CommodoreJim> ...should I use Orc Ferocity and try to attack, hoping someone will stablize me before my next turn?
[02:23] <Moonside> Huh... maybe, actually.
[02:24] <~flibbyjibbits> you did stabilize
[02:24] <CommodoreJim> Well I mean
[02:24] <CommodoreJim> Orc Ferocity: Once per day, when a half-orc is brought below 0 hit points but not killed, he can fight on for one more round as if disabled. At the end of his next turn, unless brought to above 0 hit points, he immediately falls unconscious and begins dying.
[02:24] <~flibbyjibbits> oh ok
[02:24] <~flibbyjibbits> didnt know about that
[02:24] <CommodoreJim> So could I trust Urist to actually heal me :Y
[02:24] <Bghventure> I have no more healing spells
[02:24] <CommodoreJim> Shit
[02:24] <Eltrotraw> oops :3c
[02:24] <Bghventure> Only get two first levels per day
[02:24] <~flibbyjibbits> you might not want to risk him attacking you again
[02:24] <Deathfish64> wowgay
[02:24] <CommodoreJim> Well then, uh. Fuck all of you.
[02:25] <Eltrotraw> don't worry i'll break my back on a mountain for you
[02:25] <Bghventure> Sorry I already used one of my spells per day on you
[02:25] <Eltrotraw> but i'll say no homo
[02:25] <~flibbyjibbits> because the next hit might kill you and such
[02:25] <Deathfish64> He's the tank, though
[02:25] <Bghventure> What do you think I am, a free spell factory
[02:25] <Skeleton> We'll get you to a doctor or something! Maybe. If it's not too out of the way
[02:25] <Deathfish64> noob healer you gotta keep the tank healed
[02:25] <Moonside> Doesn't Freddie have healing spells?
[02:25] <Bghventure> (I have a heal/first aid check for out of battle)
[02:25] <CommodoreJim> Well, if I use Orc Ferocity I'll start dying
[02:25] <Skeleton> No
[02:25] <Moonside> Huh...
[02:25] <Deathfish64> I have a healing spell... for eidolons
[02:26] <CommodoreJim> But I need Orc Ferocity to like...move at all
[02:26] <Deathfish64> Specifically mine
[02:26] <~flibbyjibbits> i rolled a 19 for stabilization if you didnt use ferocity and just went unconscious
[02:26] <Deathfish64> Jim!  Become my eidolon!
[02:26] <CommodoreJim> I try to lift myself up, but gurgle and collapse.
[02:26] <Moonside> Well, as a last resort, I could explode all of the explosive barrels he's standing next to, but that's probably be bad.
[02:26] <Skeleton> I actually have a spell that makes a stabilize, incapacitated target bleed out
[02:26] <Deathfish64> terrible idea
[02:26] <Skeleton> That would be the opposite of helping
[02:26] <Eltrotraw> "I'M FREDDIE"
[02:26] <CommodoreJim> "Get...the...bastard...."
[02:26] <~flibbyjibbits> that would be really super bad
[02:26] <Eltrotraw> "I'M"
[02:27] <Eltrotraw> "HELPING"
[02:27] <CommodoreJim> I then pass out
02:27] <~flibbyjibbits> these are explosives that are supposed to bring down the tower walls
[02:27] <Moonside> Yeah, well then, let's kill him.;
[02:27] <~flibbyjibbits> freddies turn
[02:28] <Skeleton> Okay! Except... I should concern myself with not dying! http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/shield
[02:28] <Deathfish64> Okay, new plan.  Next level I am making the eidolon learn a healing spell.
[02:28] <~flibbyjibbits> yeah thatll help you a lot
[02:28] <Moonside> Flib, what happens if one of us dies?
[02:28] <~flibbyjibbits> idunno
[02:28] <Deathfish64> This takes up valuable evolution points that I could be using for tentacles, so be thankful.
[02:28] <~flibbyjibbits> you can also move away from him
[02:28] <Skeleton> We get a voodoo doctor
[02:29] <~flibbyjibbits> same round as using the sheild spell
[02:29] <Skeleton> to bring our dead friend back, possibly in a host body
[02:29] <Bghventure> You already have a snake monster
[02:29] <Bghventure> Why do you need tentacles on it
[02:29] <Moonside> A snake monster with tentacles.
[02:29] <Skeleton> Drom, would it bother you to be reincarnated as a butterfly
[02:29] <Deathfish64> I could have a tentacle snake monster
[02:29] <~flibbyjibbits> ursits turn
[02:29] <CommodoreJim> Probabaly yes
[02:29] <Bghventure> Shoot him with crossbow
[02:30] <~flibbyjibbits> he moves out of the way of it
[02:30] <Skeleton> noway
[02:30] <~flibbyjibbits> his turn now
[02:30] <Moonside> Shit.
[02:30] <Bghventure> Omg
[02:30] <Bghventure> What a poop
[02:30] <Skeleton> whadda fauck
[02:30] <~flibbyjibbits> He shouts, this time in infernal, and slashes at the eidolon for 6 damage
[02:31] <Deathfish64> omg
[02:31] <Deathfish64> "omg"
[02:31] <~flibbyjibbits> infernal language profanities are really nasty sounding
[02:31] <Moonside> SU GRAH DUN
[02:31] <Deathfish64> I curse back in infernal
[02:32] <Moonside> How much HP does your eidolon have?
[02:32] <Deathfish64> 10
[02:32] <~flibbyjibbits> it had 10
[02:32] <~flibbyjibbits> now its got 4
[02:32] <Moonside> Man.
[02:32] <~flibbyjibbits> lotte's turn
[02:32] <Deathfish64> It's okay I got this covered
[02:32] <Skeleton> ! it has more HP than I do even with my toad
[02:32] <Moonside> Can I flank him with the eidolon?
[02:33] <~flibbyjibbits> i guess so
[02:33] <Moonside> Then I do that, as long as it doesn't provoke attacks of opportunity, and sneak attack.
[02:34] <~flibbyjibbits> You attempt to move into position, using the Eidolon to get an advantage, but as you go for your stab he spins around and deflects your blade with his sheild [2]
[02:34] <Skeleton> How did Lotte learn to sneak attack, does she sneak around the library and slit the throats of delinquents who are being too noisy
[02:35] <Bghventure> Us
[02:35] <Bghventure> Yes
[02:35] <Eltrotraw> yes
[02:35] <Moonside> Pretty much.
[02:35] <Eltrotraw> "shhh you're being too loud"
[02:35] <Eltrotraw> "but i wasn'- " slit
[02:35] <Bghventure> She also hides knives in the books
[02:35] <Bghventure> So when people open them
[02:35] <Bghventure> STA
[02:35] <Bghventure> STAB
[02:35] <Eltrotraw> "my hyper weapon :<"
[02:35] <CommodoreJim> schwing
[02:35] <~flibbyjibbits> "Nice arteries you got there, it'd be a shame if someone connected to them didn't pay his late fees"
[02:36] <Moonside> No, she doesn't have any knives in her vagina.
[02:36] <~flibbyjibbits> the eidolon's turn now
[02:36] <Deathfish64> Just poison on her nipples
[02:36] <Skeleton> "DID YOU DOG-EAR THIS"
[02:36] <Skeleton> slice
[02:36] <Bghventure> Just pressure-activated crossbows
[02:36] <Deathfish64> Eidolon does its bite/tail slap thing
[02:36] <CommodoreJim> God what a terrible library
[02:37] <~flibbyjibbits> The eidolon gets a good bite in, and the commander goes down
[02:37] <Skeleton> No wonder kindles are replacing books
[02:37] <CommodoreJim> Fuckin' finally
[02:37] <~flibbyjibbits> since diehard feat apparently isnt in pathfinder
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[02:37] <Moonside> Well, to tell the truth she sometimes explores dungeons, so maybe that's why.
[02:37] <Moonside> It is, flib.
[02:37] <Deathfish64> (Goes down on who) *slapped*
[02:37] <Moonside> My monk had it.
[02:37] <~flibbyjibbits> oh, oh well
[02:37] <Moonside> Wait, I mean shit.
[02:37] <~flibbyjibbits> i didnt see it while i was statting him so he doesnt have it
[02:38] <Eltrotraw> OH WELL HE SUDDENLY GAINS DIEHARD AND ACTIVATES UNDYING RAGE
[02:38] <Moonside> Oh, woooo!
[02:38] <Deathfish64> Okay, then
[02:38] <CommodoreJim> "Grk...grgggll....Hack! Cough cough..." More blood leaks out of my helmet.
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[02:38] <CommodoreJim> Because BLOOD
[02:38] <Bghventure> Dd I miss anything
[02:38] <Moonside> He's dead
[02:38] <Moonside> .
[02:38] <Skeleton> We won (i didn't do much...)
[02:38] <Deathfish64> Let's cast Lesser Rejuvenate Eidolon on the only valid target
[02:38] <Bghventure> Oh
[02:38] <~flibbyjibbits> "Then he is blessed by his horrible deity and gains improved diehard so he can keep fighting until -30"
[02:38] <Bghventure> Gaya
[02:38] <Bghventure> Yay
[02:39] <Bghventure> Ok can we kill the summoner another time
[02:39] <Bghventure> I really need to sleep
[02:39] <Bghventure> Either that or just npc my character
[02:39] <Moonside> Let's save Drommy's life first.
[02:39] <~flibbyjibbits> what mystery oracle are you
[02:39] <Bghventure> Stone
[02:39] <Bghventure> (duh, dwarf)
[02:40] <~flibbyjibbits> what revelation did you take
[02:40] <Bghventure> You don't get a revelation until second level
[02:40] <Bghventure> Unless I just grew a level
[02:40] <~flibbyjibbits> oh
[02:40] <~flibbyjibbits> nvm then
[02:40] <Moonside> Oh yeah, what's our experience points?
[02:40] <Moonside> You usually level up after a boss battle.
[02:41] <~flibbyjibbits> theres still something left to do down here before you can level up
[02:41] <Moonside> Hmm.
[02:41] <Deathfish64> Yeah, so, healing spell on eidolon
[02:41] <~flibbyjibbits> eidolons back at full, drom's at -3 I think
[02:41] <Bghventure> Cn I do a heal check on dorky
[02:41] <Bghventure> ...
[02:41] <Bghventure> Drommy
[02:41] <CommodoreJim> omg :<
[02:42] <Moonside> Pfffft.
[02:42] <Bghventure> Blame apple
[02:42] <Skeleton> 'How daaaaaaare you.'
[02:42] <Bghventure> They think your dnd character is dorky
[02:42] <Deathfish64> "You did good, Ekans.  You did good," I say while patting my Eidolon.
[02:42] <~flibbyjibbits> wait
[02:42] <Moonside> With the commander dead, I run up to Drommy. "Hey, are you alright? You're not going to die, are you?!"
[02:42] <~flibbyjibbits> oracles have 2 spells KNOWN at first level
[02:42] <~flibbyjibbits> they get 3 per day
[02:43] <Moonside> D
[02:43] <Moonside> E
[02:43] <~flibbyjibbits> you done read the wrong table dummy
[02:43] <Moonside> R
[02:43] <Deathfish64> dumgh
[02:43] <Moonside> P
[02:43] <Bghventure> What
[02:43] <CommodoreJim> :||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
[02:43] <Bghventure> Oh herrrrrp
[02:43] <CommodoreJim> :|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
[02:43] <Bghventure> Guess I could have saved Jim's life after all
[02:43] <~flibbyjibbits> +1 for having high cha so 4 first level spells per day
[02:43] <Skeleton> oh well.
[02:43] <Bghventure> Wait in that case
[02:43] <Bghventure> I can just cast cure light wounds now
[02:43] <Bghventure> Right
[02:43] <~flibbyjibbits> you have 2 casts left
[02:44] <Moonside> Wait, maybe we'll need it for the summoner.
[02:44] <~flibbyjibbits> first heals for 8, bringing him to 5
[02:44] <~flibbyjibbits> do you want to use the other, or save it
[02:44] <Moonside> Can't you heal him with the skill since we're not fighting?
[02:44] <Bghventure> Yeah I made a heal check
[02:44] <~flibbyjibbits> the heal skill doesn not actually restore hp
[02:44] <Bghventure> Oh
[02:44] <Bghventure> That's dumb
[02:44] <Moonside> Bugger.
[02:44] <Moonside> THE HEAL SKILL DOESN'T HEAL
[02:44] <Skeleton> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/spider-climb WHEN I LEVEL UP I CAN EVOLVE INTO SPIDERMAN
[02:44] <~flibbyjibbits> not short term at least, its more for like long term recovery
[02:45] <Bghventure> ANYWAY I wasn't lying when I said I needed sleep so
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[02:45] <~flibbyjibbits> hi
[02:45] <Deathfish64> Summoners only get healing spells for eidolons/demons
[02:45] <Moonside> Ok.
[02:45] <Bghventure> Cn yo play my character for the summoner?
[02:45] <~flibbyjibbits> sure
[02:45] <Bghventure> Thanks
[02:45] <Bghventure> I'll see you guys tomorrow
[02:45] <Bghventure> Night
[02:45] <~flibbyjibbits> k
[02:45] <Moonside> Bye.
[02:45] <CommodoreJim> See ya
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[02:46] <Moonside> I help Drommy up.
[02:46] <~flibbyjibbits> assuming you first look around the room youre in
[02:46] <~flibbyjibbits> almost all of the stack of letters has been thrown in the stove he had there
[02:46] <Eltriuqs> what the crap is the room we're in anyway
[02:46] <Moonside> Let's read one of them.
[02:46] <~flibbyjibbits> its a dugout cave between the outer wall and the mage's tower
[02:47] <~flibbyjibbits> theres all explosives sitting against the wall
[02:47] <Moonside> Yeah, we might want to take those away.
[02:47] <CommodoreJim> I groan in pain as I'm lift up. "Grkk...did y' get 'im...?" I slur before I cough again, only a bit of blood dripping out of the helmet this time.
[02:47] <~flibbyjibbits> the only remaining letter has a mark similar to the "L" on it, it resembles a mark one of the other kobolds had painted on it
[02:47] <Eltriuqs> "I reckon they wanted to blast the wall?"
[02:47] <Deathfish64> "I ACTUALLY helped this time.  I swear!"
[02:47] <Moonside> "Yeah, he's dead."
[02:48] <~flibbyjibbits> theres also an envelope containing five platinum coins, with the same mark on it
[02:48] <Moonside> "!!!!!"
[02:48] <Skeleton> "lllllll"
[02:48] <CommodoreJim> "Ngh..." I stumble and lean on the wall. "Ngh...tell me, how bad does it look?"
[02:48] <Deathfish64> yoink
[02:48] <Skeleton> "Bad. Are you coughing up blood?"
[02:49] <Deathfish64> "Your armor is pretty messed up."
[02:49] <~flibbyjibbits> your armor is no longer hit to be in a parade
[02:49] <CommodoreJim> "A little bit."
[02:49] <~flibbyjibbits> fit*
[02:50] <Moonside> I pick up the envelope with the money. "T-t-t-this is..." There's five coins, and six of us.
[02:50] <CommodoreJim> "My helmet's pretty bloody inside now..."
[02:50] <~flibbyjibbits> given the large spearhole in the gut-area and the large slash across the torso
[02:50] <Moonside> Then I remember that Drommy's coughing blood over there.
[02:50] <Skeleton> "Then clean it"
[02:50] <~flibbyjibbits> drom has the feeling that in an alternate reality he died
[02:50] <Eltriuqs> very suddenly
[02:50] <CommodoreJim> I glance around nervously. "Maybe later. We've got work to do."
[02:51] <~flibbyjibbits> oh shit i just realized i didnt read the previous rooms loot table
[02:51] <~flibbyjibbits> well i guess ill just add it to this and the next room's
[02:51] <Moonside> Does the letter with the L look like it might become readable with blood like the first one?
[02:52] <~flibbyjibbits> you have a feeling it is written in the same kind of magic ink; it reacted with blood and sunlight
[02:52] <Skeleton> anybody have a sun?
[02:52] <Eltriuqs> it burrrns
[02:52] <Moonside> I put it away, then.
[02:52] <CommodoreJim> Anybody have blood?
[02:52] <CommodoreJim> ...oh.
[02:52] <~flibbyjibbits> theres another envelope, unmarked, with two more platinum coins, and five golds in it
[02:53] <Moonside> Oh... so it's 7p, 2g.
[02:53] <CommodoreJim> I touch my chest and wince. "Ngh!...Shit, that damn dwarf..."
[02:53] <~flibbyjibbits> and two more envelopes, with names on them, dwarven names; each contains a strip of paper with the draconic words for "contract complete", and a prommissary note for 400g, to be redeemed at a dwarven bank
[02:54] <Moonside> "This is... a lot of money..."
[02:54] <CommodoreJim> I barely restrain the urge to stumble over and kick the dead dwarf in his stupid fat face.
[02:54] <Skeleton> "You could buy a sun with that kind of cash"
[02:54] <~flibbyjibbits> the prommissary notes can only be redeemed at that specific branch, in another country
[02:55] <~flibbyjibbits> in case one was wondering
[02:55] <Moonside> I put them away too, just in case.
[02:55] <Eltriuqs> Is gil's name in there at all?
[02:55] <~flibbyjibbits> his envelope must have already been thrown in the oven
[02:56] <Moonside> So, how do we split the money?
[02:56] <Eltriuqs> the gunman growls again, stopping to spit on the dead body.
[02:56] <~flibbyjibbits> 7p2g splits to 117 g six ways, evenly
[02:57] <~flibbyjibbits> theres 6 people right
[02:57] <Deathfish64> Did bossdwarf have anything important on his person?
[02:57] <CommodoreJim> Tell me about his axe
[02:57] <Moonside> Yeah.
[02:57] <Eltriuqs> (Well at least he made up for his winnings lost)
[02:57] <Moonside> And flib, 720/6 is 120.
[02:57] <Moonside> Oh, but wait, nevermind.
[02:57] <~flibbyjibbits> he had three spears in a sort of quiver on his back, his axe is a masterwork dwarven axe
[02:57] <Moonside> It's 702.
[02:58] <Eltriuqs> isn't that 2d8 damage
[02:58] <Eltriuqs> or am I confusing weapons
[02:58] <~flibbyjibbits> oh huh a dwarven axe is actually 1d10, id been rolling 1d8
[02:58] <~flibbyjibbits> well that couldve gone ven worse i guess
[02:58] <Skeleton> NOW I'VE GOT YOUR POWER
[02:58] <Moonside> So we split the money at 117 for each one, even though coins don't work that way.
[02:59] <Deathfish64> What about his shield?
[02:59] <CommodoreJim> Shit man
[02:59] <Skeleton> huzzah
[02:59] <Deathfish64> Let's just say we go to a bank later and figure it out
[02:59] <CommodoreJim> "Don't we have...ngh...things to do?"
[02:59] <Moonside> I rub my platinum coin in my face.
[02:59] <Deathfish64> the coins thing
[02:59] <~flibbyjibbits> its a large steel sheild, his armor was an armored coat but it might be a bit messed up now
[02:59] <Eltriuqs> just a bit
[02:59] <Moonside> Oh yeah, we should go.
[02:59] <~flibbyjibbits> the envelope with the five platinum was in his pocket lets say
[03:00] <CommodoreJim> I lift myself up from the wall and grab my axe from the ground, dragging it.
[03:00] <~flibbyjibbits> [disable device: I'll just assume Lotte used DD to disconnect the detonator from the giant pile of bombs]
[03:00] <Skeleton> "You know what they say! Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
[03:00] <Moonside> "Alright, we still have the summoner to take care of... are you going to be alright, Drommy?"
[03:00] <Skeleton> "But a lot of things could potentially kill me"
[03:01] <CommodoreJim> "Ngh. Don't feel particularly strong right now. But don't worry...I can...urk...keep going. I'm a knight, after all."
[03:02] <~flibbyjibbits> oh also there was 30 gold on the card table in the previous room so +5 to each persons count
[03:02] <Skeleton> "Walk it off"
[03:02] <Moonside> Alright, I go back to the previous room.
[03:03] <Eltriuqs> +122g total then
[03:04] <CommodoreJim> "Give me just a moment." I step out of the room, step out of sight, lift my helmet long enough to spit out a glob of blood and wipe my mouth on my sleeve, before setting my helmet back in place and stepping back into the room. "Guh. That's a bit better."
[03:04] <Eltriuqs> globlet of blood and the half blood orc
[03:04] <~flibbyjibbits> The room that branched off of that, the last remaining un-stoned passageway to the summoner's chamber, was orignally square with dirt walls, but some strange, organic looking growth has extended out from the chamber, covering the floors and walls with reflective blackness, it sort of looks like chitin, or scale- material, one might think.  In the center of the floor is a tall birdcage, with...
[03:04] <~flibbyjibbits> ...a red parrot sitting in it, looking at the entrance.  To the left is another large, circular stone door, with harsh blue light coming out from under it; the door has the black chitinoues tendrils covering it and holding it shut.
[03:05] <~flibbyjibbits> you can hear the summoner talking in infernal
[03:05] <~flibbyjibbits> but you cant make out what he is saying
[03:05] <Moonside> "This place doesn't look very nice."
[03:05] <Eltriuqs> bet the parrot's a trap
[03:06] <CommodoreJim> "Lady Charlotte, I'm not so fond of this place as a whole right now." I mutter.
[03:06] <Deathfish64> "It looks pretty nifty, I think."
[03:06] <Moonside> IT'S SYMBOLIC!
[03:06] <Deathfish64> Knowledge(Planes) check on the growths?
[03:06] <CommodoreJim> The parrot looks at us and says "DEXTER'S SECRET! DEXTER'S SECRET!"
[03:06] <Moonside> "Oh, you didn't call me bookworm. Thanks." I give Drommy an honest smile.
[03:07] <~flibbyjibbits> knowledge local tells whoever has it that the bird is not native to anywhere even close to around here
[03:07] <~flibbyjibbits> as for the tendrils
[03:07] <~flibbyjibbits> well thats a 20
[03:07] <~flibbyjibbits> uh hold a second
[03:07] <Moonside> (dexter's a cookie)
[03:08] <CommodoreJim> I chuckle, the laughter somewhat rattling in my chest. "I'm too tired to snark, milady."
[03:09] <Eltriuqs> Tombs readies his gun, very tempted to shoot the bird
[03:10] <~flibbyjibbits> you can tell that they are made of keratin, which I think is what scales skin hair and feathers are all made of, right? Anyways you also are alsmot 100% certain that they're not from this plane, and have more to do with some dark worlds, the likes of which are rarely spoken of, even in the highest of arcane knowledge circles
[03:10] <Skeleton> [23:06:03] <Eltriuqs> bet the parrot's a trap <-- THE PARROT TRAP
[03:10] <Moonside> No, Skeleton.
[03:10] <Moonside> Just no.
[03:11] <Skeleton> When I was little and the remake was coming out that's how I heard it
[03:11] <Deathfish64> "Try not to get too excited guys, but these weird growths are totally extraplanar."
[03:11] <Skeleton> And I wondered, how do you catch a parrot
[03:11] <~flibbyjibbits> with magic
[03:11] <Moonside> The Grail is magic.
[03:12] <CommodoreJim> "So we're to expect weird shit? Lovely."
[03:12] <~flibbyjibbits> The parrot starts saying words sort of like the incantation on the other side of the door- the air around it sort of fizzles with darkness, but nothing really happens because parrots dont have the sort of consciousness needed to actually use magic
[03:12] <Deathfish64> "They are from a plane much cooler than this one."
[03:12] <Moonside> "Oh sh... huh."
[03:13] <Eltriuqs> "What're you playin' at? Tell us more, if we're gonna be up against creepy shit like that!"
[03:13] <Deathfish64> "Most people don't like talking about those sorts of planes."
[03:14] <Moonside> "And probably for good reason. So, the faster we deal with this, the better."
[03:14] <Eltriuqs> "Looks like we ain't dealin' with 'most people', though."
[03:14] <~flibbyjibbits> [knowledge: theres some superstitions that talking too much about those places can weaken the barriers to them
[03:14] <CommodoreJim> "The faster we deal with this, the faster I can take a long nap..." I say tiredly.
[03:15] <Moonside> I inspect the door to the next room.
[03:16] <~flibbyjibbits> Theres very bright blue light coming out from all sides of the door, its actually got an inch or two of clearance on all sides, but the black tendrils hold it in place and are psoitioned such that you can not try to peek through the gap
[03:16] <CommodoreJim> "...ominous."
[03:16] <Moonside> "Hmm, how to open this..."
[03:16] <Skeleton> "Magic?"
[03:16] * Skeleton makes little goofy sparkles with his hands
[03:17] <CommodoreJim> "Maybe some sort of...Infernal password?"
[03:17] <CommodoreJim> I shrug. "Magic is lost on me."
[03:17] <Skeleton> "I am lost in magic."
[03:17] <Moonside> "What say you, stick man?"
[03:18] <Deathfish64> "I'm not really sure, to tell you the full truth."
[03:18] <Moonside> How resistant are the tendrils?
[03:19] <~flibbyjibbits> they're sort of hard, but you feel like you might be able to break them
[03:19] <~flibbyjibbits> trying to think of a good comparison
[03:19] <Moonside> I take my knife and get working on it, then.
[03:19] <CommodoreJim> A penis LOLOOLOL
[03:19] <Skeleton> two penises
[03:19] <~flibbyjibbits> you're able to chip at them with your knife, but it probably isnt making too much progress
[03:20] <Deathfish64> appease the tendrils with a live virgin
[03:20] <Eltrotraw> that could be any one of us
[03:20] <CommodoreJim> Dark caves....throbing demon language! Parrot--- PARROT CAGE
[03:20] <Skeleton> Do they look flammable at all?
[03:20] <~flibbyjibbits> i uh
[03:20] <~flibbyjibbits> i dont know
[03:20] <CommodoreJim> Do they look like an axe would do better than a knife
[03:20] <Deathfish64> But eltro, everybody knows extraplanar tentacles aren't gay
[03:20] <Eltrotraw> oh okay
[03:20] <Eltrotraw> guess there's only one logical choice the
[03:20] <CommodoreJim> Oh so they're from the Plane of Hentai
[03:20] <Eltrotraw> *then
[03:21] <Moonside> omg no tenatacle raping lotte :<
[03:21] <~flibbyjibbits> yeah that probably would burn but slowly
[03:21] <Skeleton> What if a giant guy kicked the door
[03:21] <Skeleton> Like, super giant guy. Twelve feet maybe
[03:21] <~flibbyjibbits> theyre not living or mobile, just like hard growths that are apparently made of the same material as hair or scales
[03:21] <Deathfish64> What if we remembered there was a parrot in this room
[03:22] <Eltrotraw> what if i shot the parrot
[03:22] <CommodoreJim> Maybe the parrot knows a password
[03:22] <~flibbyjibbits> the parrot would probably die
[03:22] <Skeleton> Maybe try passwords. "Mexican Halloween"
[03:22] <Deathfish64> What if we talked to the parrot
[03:22] <Deathfish64> I stroll up to the door and say, in Infernal "Open Sesame"
[03:23] <~flibbyjibbits> the door doesnt move
[03:23] <Skeleton> "OPEN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
[03:23] <~flibbyjibbits> The parrot says that "The wheel has turned again"
[03:23] <Deathfish64> I get angry and bash at the tendrils with my mace
[03:23] <Moonside> THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING
[03:23] <Skeleton> Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin
[03:23] <~flibbyjibbits> you knock off a decent chunk of the material and it clatters to the ground
[03:24] <Deathfish64> "Oh, that works, huh"
[03:24] <Deathfish64> I continue doing this
[03:24] <Moonside> "Yeah, keep doing that."
[03:24] <CommodoreJim> I lean on my axe and take deep breaths. "Guh..."
[03:25] <~flibbyjibbits> you keep hitting them, chipping away at it
[03:25] <~flibbyjibbits> after a little while, the chanting on the other side stops
[03:25] <Deathfish64> I back away from the door
[03:25] <Moonside> "Uh..."
[03:25] <Moonside> I enter sneaking mode.
[03:25] <Skeleton> I eagerly await the opening!
[03:25] <~flibbyjibbits> theres still just a little bit left holding the door up; it could be broken off with one good whack
[03:25] <~flibbyjibbits> or one good other thing
[03:25] <~flibbyjibbits> say 2 damage
[03:26] <Moonside> I sneak attack this thing.
[03:26] <~flibbyjibbits> sneak attack the door
[03:26] <Deathfish64> brilliant
[03:26] <~flibbyjibbits> the last peice snaps off and the door falls to the ground
[03:26] <Skeleton> You'll give the poor door a heart attack
[03:26] <~flibbyjibbits> you see on the other side (hold on while I type this)
[03:27] <Skeleton> Dwarf strip club
[03:27] <CommodoreJim> UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
[03:27] <Skeleton> unce unce unce unce unce
[03:27] <CommodoreJim> THROBING MUSIC
[03:29] <Deathfish64> That sneak attack was unfair, nobody rolled perception for the door
[03:29] <~flibbyjibbits> The other room is similarly covered with the black material, which appears to have originated from the center of the room, where theres is a strange three legged stand, made of the same material; in the middle of the stand, held in by the stuff, is a large glass ball, that was producing the blue light.  Above it, held in a cup, is a large egg, with dark clouds swirling within the translucent...
[03:29] <~flibbyjibbits> ...shell.  Below the stand, laying in a mound of the strange material, is a large skull, appearing similar to a human's, but more elongated, with much larger teeth.  The summoner stands behind the egg, eye's all crazy-like, still.  The strange skull raises itself up on a very long spine; moving like some kind of undead snakebeast
[03:30] <~flibbyjibbits> the summoner hurls a bolt of acid as lotte, dealing 2 damage
[03:30] <~flibbyjibbits> the glass ball turns completely blood red, coloring the room with its hue
[03:30] <~flibbyjibbits> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G66Ee46JROc  boss fight music
[03:30] <~flibbyjibbits> time to roll initiative
[03:30] <Skeleton> I am listening to The Police
[03:31] <CommodoreJim> "Lady Charlotte!" I shout as I hold my axe at the ready, wincing slightly beneath my helmet
[03:31] <Skeleton> "Ohh boy"
[03:31] <Deathfish64> "Neat skeleton monster"
[03:31] <Moonside> "Ugh!"
[03:31] <CommodoreJim> "Now is NOT the time, Sir Summoner!"
[03:31] <Skeleton> "Dude"
[03:31] <Moonside> "I'm... I'm alright. Let's go!"
[03:31] <Deathfish64> "Oh right, combat, people are injured."
[03:32] <Deathfish64> "Sorry"
[03:33] <~flibbyjibbits> lotte fredddie [pikkups eidolo], pikkup, drom, [enemy eidolon], tombs [summoner] urist
[03:33] <~flibbyjibbits> its like a snake skeleton with a human skull
[03:33] <Moonside> Well, I'd sneak attack, but he already saw me somehow.
[03:34] <~flibbyjibbits> again tombs is near the end of the move order
[03:34] <Skeleton> "And I thought cats made crappy pets"
[03:34] <Moonside> So I run up to to eidolon and attack.
[03:34] <Moonside> Also, this is fine music.
[03:34] <Eltrotraw> well that sounds about right
[03:34] <~flibbyjibbits> you miss by quite a margin
[03:35] <Skeleton> He was waiting for the door to open. I'm surprised it didn't hit me or stix
[03:35] <~flibbyjibbits> you arent sure if it is smiling at you or if its just because its got teeth and no skin and always looks like that
[03:35] <Moonside> "Ugh... creepy."
[03:35] <Skeleton> "Skeletons are always ready for a portrait"
[03:36] <Skeleton> I cast SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIELD
[03:36] <~flibbyjibbits> and thus you are shielded
[03:36] <Skeleton> It... only lasts a minute at this level though huh... and I only have one level 1 spell left...
[03:36] <Deathfish64> A minute is most likely long enough for this fight
[03:37] <~flibbyjibbits> thats 10 rounds
[03:37] <Skeleton> Oh right
[03:37] <Skeleton> I'd forgotten
[03:37] <~flibbyjibbits> this isnt going to go to ten rounds unless theres multiple rounds of all sub 5 rolls
[03:38] <Moonside> Interesting how turn-based battles here seems to slow, but it's actually really goddamn fast.
[03:38] <Skeleton> Right, 'cause a lot of this stuff would actually be happening at the same time
[03:38] <Skeleton> Or within fractions of seconds
[03:38] <Deathfish64> Anyway, my eidolon is going to try and show his eidolon who is boss.  Bite/tail slap
[03:38] <~flibbyjibbits> a round is 6 seconds yeah
[03:38] <~flibbyjibbits> kinda weird when you think about it
[03:38] <Moonside> Pokemon battle!
[03:38] <Moonside> EKANS, I choose you!
[03:39] <~flibbyjibbits> [18][4+1] your eidolon might be a bit confused by the while "just a skull with a super long spine" thing but manages to find a place to bite it for 5 damage, however that works
[03:39] <Skeleton> A MAN CHOOSES...
[03:39] <Skeleton> A POKéMON OBEYS.
[03:39] <~flibbyjibbits> the slap whiffed
[03:40] <Eltrotraw> so wait, we're fighting an enemy snake thing?
[03:40] <Eltrotraw> and the summoner?
[03:40] <~flibbyjibbits> the summoner and its eidolon
[03:40] <Moonside> We'll obviously take care of the eidolon first.
[03:41] <Deathfish64> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swojRKy23k8 suggested alternate boss music
[03:41] <~flibbyjibbits> hah
[03:41] <~flibbyjibbits> also pikkups turn
[03:41] <Deathfish64> Right
[03:42] <Deathfish64> I guess I'll crossbow at the enemy summonr
[03:42] <Deathfish64> summoner*
[03:42] <~flibbyjibbits> [1]nope
[03:42] <Deathfish64> durn
[03:42] <~flibbyjibbits> drominus's move
[03:43] <Skeleton> I don't want to kill Red :U
[03:43] <CommodoreJim> I activate my tactitian skill, giving everyone the feat Shake It Off for 3 turns http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/shake-it-off-teamwork
[03:44] <CommodoreJim> "Alright, everyone, stand united!" I roar in a rallying cry, holding my axe in the air for a dramatic pose, despite my condition.
[03:44] <Skeleton> "Yeh boyee"
[03:44] <Deathfish64> "Sure"
[03:45] <Skeleton> "YEH BOYEE"
[03:45] <Moonside> "Yes!"
[03:45] <Moonside> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmPdp4QimA4 Also more music.
[03:45] <~flibbyjibbits> the enemy eidolon's mouth opens as it tries to attack pikkup's, though it misses the bite, it still thrashes about with its vertebrae for 6 damage
[03:45] <~flibbyjibbits> tomb's turn
[03:45] <Skeleton> Heh. Flail.
[03:45] <Eltrotraw> hm
[03:46] <Eltrotraw> are there friendlies in the way
[03:46] <Eltrotraw> probably, huh
[03:46] <Moonside> It's a big thing, so you can probably aim over us.
[03:47] <Skeleton> Maybe next level I should look at the various spells I can use on guns, one of them makes the ammo ricochet (presumably well enough that you could bankshot)
[03:47] <~flibbyjibbits> lotte is the only one in the room itself, standing in front of the skelesnake
[03:47] <Moonside> That's a gunslinger grit skill thing.
[03:48] <Moonside> Ricocheting bullets, I mean.
[03:48] <~flibbyjibbits> its like L(s)(orbstand)
[03:48] <~flibbyjibbits> ..............................(sum)
[03:48] <Skeleton> I can get a spell that makes it happen for any projectile weapon, I think
[03:48] <~flibbyjibbits> though that probably looks different in each persons windowdoesnt it
[03:48] <Moonside> I don't have a monospace font.
[03:48] <Eltrotraw> hm
[03:49] <~flibbyjibbits> it looked alright in my post preveiw ;-;
[03:49] <Eltrotraw> can I scattershot to blast the summoner, orbstand, and snake, then
[03:49] <~flibbyjibbits> sure why not- I'll put you at -4 for hitting lotte since she'd be on the edge of the cone
[03:50] <~flibbyjibbits> well you hit the summoner, the stand, and just barely clip her; she takes 2 damage, the summoner takes 5, and the shot looks like it just kinda sissapeared into the eg-like shape
[03:51] <~flibbyjibbits> dissapeared, egg*
[03:51] <~flibbyjibbits> disappear still isnt spelled right there oh well
[03:51] <Moonside> "Ahn...!" That sound was sort of weird.
[03:51] <Eltrotraw> call it collateral damage
[03:52] <CommodoreJim> One the one hand, she got hurt, but on the other...a GUN hurt her. Obby
[03:52] <~flibbyjibbits> The summoner screams in rage and charges over to tombs,  grasping tomb's face with both hands, as an acidic coating oozes out of his skin, scorching tomb's face for 9 damage
[03:52] <CommodoreJim> Holy shit!
[03:52] <Moonside> Whoa shit.
[03:53] <~flibbyjibbits> 2d4+1, max roll
[03:53] <Skeleton> Oh no
[03:53] <~flibbyjibbits> dont worry hes got like 13 hp or something
[03:53] <Deathfish64> Acid touch.  I have that spell to.
[03:53] <Deathfish64> too*
[03:53] <CommodoreJim> Wow Deffish you must be a BAD MAN
[03:53] <Skeleton> More HP than Drom?? :U
[03:53] <~flibbyjibbits> urists turn i guess hed probably like heal tombs or something
[03:53] <Moonside> I have more HP than Drom. :|
[03:54] <CommodoreJim> :(
[03:54] <~flibbyjibbits> what a bad heal roll; heals for 4
[03:54] <Deathfish64> I'm not gonna use it because I have only one more level 1 spell cast and I need to heal
[03:54] <~flibbyjibbits> then lottes turn rolls around again
[03:54] <Eltrotraw> "I ain't got time to bleed..."
[03:54] <Moonside> I'm flanking the summoner now?
[03:54] <~flibbyjibbits> i guess so
[03:54] <~flibbyjibbits> yeah you would be
[03:54] <Moonside> Well then, SNEAK ATTACK DAT SHIT
[03:54] <Deathfish64> Wait, 2 more
[03:55] <~flibbyjibbits> [3!] you are just not having a good fight this fight
[03:55] <Deathfish64> Anyway, got more important stuff
[03:55] <Moonside> :|
[03:55] <~flibbyjibbits> the time has come again for the master wizard to act
[03:55] <Deathfish64> Oh boy
[03:55] <Deathfish64> Get 'em
[03:56] <Moonside> What happens to the eidolon if its summoner dies?
[03:56] <Skeleton> Okay...
[03:56] <~flibbyjibbits> it probably dies too
[03:56] <Deathfish64> I don't know, probably banished
[03:56] <Moonside> Then let's all gang up on the summoner. He only has 8 HP.
[03:56] <CommodoreJim> inbed
[03:56] <~flibbyjibbits> did i say how much hp he had?
[03:57] <Moonside> [03:53] <~flibbyjibbits> dont worry hes got like 13 hp or something
[03:57] <~flibbyjibbits> that was tombs i meant
[03:57] <CommodoreJim> I think he meant Tombs
[03:57] <Moonside> Oh well.
[03:57] <Skeleton> ohzhit
[03:57] <Moonside> Let's gang up on him anyway, since he's within range now.
[03:58] <Skeleton> Disrupt Undead! http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/d/disrupt-undead
[03:59] <Skeleton> "Feel the pain of my NICENESS"
[03:59] <Moonside> Heart!
[03:59] <~flibbyjibbits> despite its skeletal appearence, the eidolon id still actually composed of extraplanar matter and is still an outsider and now actually undead so it does a mighty 0 damage
[04:00] <~flibbyjibbits> not*
[04:00] <Moonside> Well, that was fucking useless.
[04:00] <Skeleton> oh no way
[04:00] <Deathfish64> I knew that
[04:00] <CommodoreJim> Man way to go, Freddie
[04:00] <Skeleton> appearances can be deceiving
[04:00] <~flibbyjibbits> oh well
[04:00] <~flibbyjibbits> pikkup's eido's turn
[04:01] <Deathfish64> My eidolon attacks the evil summoner
[04:01] <Deathfish64> with its stuff
[04:01] <~flibbyjibbits> it bites him on the leg it does, and misses the slam, 3 damage
[04:01] <~flibbyjibbits> pikkup's turn
[04:02] <Deathfish64> Lesser Rejuvenate Eidolon
[04:02] <Moonside> How damage does he seem to be?
[04:02] <~flibbyjibbits> thats 1d8 right
[04:02] <Deathfish64> yeah
[04:02] <~flibbyjibbits> 8
[04:02] <Moonside> damaged
[04:03] <~flibbyjibbits> hes somewhat damaged, but not staggering or showing any signs of going down soon
[04:03] <~flibbyjibbits> drom's move
[04:03] <~flibbyjibbits> so that'll probably change
[04:03] <CommodoreJim> Axe attack the summoner
[04:03] <Moonside> MIGHTY CLEAVE
[04:04] <Deathfish64> GOOD DAY, SIR!
[04:04] <~flibbyjibbits> hit and uh
[04:04] <~flibbyjibbits> 14 damage
[04:04] <CommodoreJim> I roar as I swing my axe, having nothing to say "FOR THE" for.
[04:04] <~flibbyjibbits> so hes down to -4
[04:04] <Moonside> Yay!
[04:04] <~flibbyjibbits> the eidolon vanishes
[04:05] <Skeleton> 'for the sad little elf who can't seem to do anything helpful'
[04:05] <Moonside> "Victory!"
[04:05] <CommodoreJim> "Ha!...ow..." I drop the axe and clutch my chest as I wince. "Ow, ow, ow."
[04:05] <~flibbyjibbits> all of the black tendrilious material from both rooms looks like it got sucked back into the "egg", and then it faded to black, and dissipated as though it were never there
[04:05] <Moonside> I raise my rapier to strike a victorious pose, before remembering that my arm has a bullet wound in it.,
[04:05] <~flibbyjibbits> there glass ball falls to the floor with a thud, the right light turning back into a very soft blue glow
[04:06] <Deathfish64> "His eidolon was well trained, but what it's really all about is the bond you share!"
[04:06] <Deathfish64> (totes going pokemon protagonist on this)
[04:06] <Moonside> "Well, now that that's taken care of... what's this?" Appraise the ball?
[04:06] <Skeleton> "Smash it!"
[04:06] <Skeleton> "Evil!"
[04:06] <Skeleton> "Bad!"
[04:06] <CommodoreJim> "Ngh...whatever the hell was going on, taking out the summoner seemed to fix it. And Sir Pikkup, please be quiet for just a second."
[04:06] <~flibbyjibbits> you have no idea what it is
[04:07] <Moonside> "Huh... maybe that illusionist guy will know."
[04:07] <Skeleton> "Well, that's what I want to say but..."
[04:07] <Skeleton> Can I appraise it better with my knowledges?
[04:08] <~flibbyjibbits> knowledge: you cant tell what it is
[04:08] <Deathfish64> Can I?
[04:08] <~flibbyjibbits> its about 8 inches in diameter, has a little blue spark in the center of it
[04:08] <Moonside> Maybe df will know, he has planes and stuff.
[04:08] <~flibbyjibbits> pikkup is not really certain either
[04:08] <Skeleton> I have Use Magical Item
[04:08] <CommodoreJim> "...well, this is all fine and good, but...Lady Charlotte seems to be in need of medical attention."
[04:08] <Deathfish64> Is it a bird?  Is it a plane?
[04:08] <Skeleton> What does that get me
[04:09] <Skeleton> *device
[04:09] <Deathfish64> How about Detect Magic?
[04:09] <~flibbyjibbits> you feel as though you are being queried by it
[04:09] <Skeleton> Or, wait, do I
[04:09] <~flibbyjibbits> pikkups cast of detect magic knocks him right the hell out
[04:09] <Deathfish64> ...what
[04:09] <Moonside> "Huh... er, I guess I'm... pretty bad..." I notice some acid burn wounds in my arms, as well as other burns from the explosion from earlier.
[04:10] <~flibbyjibbits> like your spell goes off and as soon as you look in the things direction you're knocked out
[04:10] <Skeleton> I try detect magic!
[04:10] <~flibbyjibbits> a few seconds later you wake up but are temporarily blinded
[04:10] <Moonside> "Anyway, we should take this to the castle magician."
[04:10] <CommodoreJim> I make no mention of my wounds. "We need to get you guys to a healer, more like."
[04:10] <Skeleton> "My hands are free"
[04:11] <Deathfish64> "Holy cow, that thing's dynamite!"
[04:11] <~flibbyjibbits> Freddie is at least able to look at it without getting put down, but can't really see anything at all through the blinding magic light
[04:11] <Deathfish64> "Er, but not literally."
[04:11] <~flibbyjibbits> it is the magic color of divination
[04:11] <Skeleton> "I don't have a scratch on me!"
[04:11] <Skeleton> "...somehow."
[04:11] <Eltrotraw> "Lucky you."
[04:11] <Skeleton> "Haha right"
[04:11] <~flibbyjibbits> [[Didnt that kobold say something about a ball that the summoner asked questions?]]
[04:11] <Skeleton> Magic 8 Ball?
[04:12] <Moonside> ...remembering that, I take the ball from Freddie. "Um... hello?"
[04:12] <CommodoreJim> I sit down on the ground, breathing heavily. Swinging my axe in my current condition took more out of me than I would like to admit.
[04:12] <Skeleton> "Hi"
[04:12] <~flibbyjibbits> perception freddie: every time someone said something referencing the toer mage, the illusionist, or whoever, the blue mote in the center pulsed red very slightly
[04:13] <~flibbyjibbits> tower*
[04:13] <Skeleton> "What if I could use this for good?"
[04:14] <Moonside> "Er... what are you, ball?"
[04:14] <~flibbyjibbits> hearing Lott'es question, it lights up
[04:14] <Moonside> "Whoa!"
[04:14] <~flibbyjibbits> therea the sound of a sort of static buzzing
[04:15] <Skeleton> "It's a kind of maa-giiiic"
[04:15] <~flibbyjibbits> then a gurgling noise
[04:15] <~flibbyjibbits> perception: the dieing summoner's throat and eyes have the same glow on them right now
[04:15] <Skeleton> Who perceives it
[04:15] <CommodoreJim> urmom
[04:15] <Skeleton> >:oooo
[04:15] <~flibbyjibbits> anyone with points in wisdom
[04:16] <~flibbyjibbits> actually no
[04:16] <~flibbyjibbits> everyone sees it
[04:16] <~flibbyjibbits> i forgot its dark in the room except for the ball so
[04:16] <CommodoreJim> "...guys."
[04:16] <Moonside> "Guys, please make sure he's very dead."
[04:16] <Skeleton> "I think we should get the ball away from the summoner's stiff"
[04:16] <CommodoreJim> Hahaha freddie talked about the summoner's stiff
[04:16] <Eltrotraw> Tombs cocks his gun. "If you want to make sure he's dead..."
[04:17] <Moonside> Well, I leave the room and go back to the parrot place.
[04:17] <Moonside> While still holding the ball.
[04:17] <Skeleton> It means CORPSE
[04:17] <Skeleton> "Hey"
[04:17] <Skeleton> "What do you know about magic anyway, that thing's not a toy"
[04:18] <CommodoreJim> "Nngh...take care of it, somebody." I say as I stand up, dragging my axe behind me
[04:19] <~flibbyjibbits> as you cross the threshhold between the rooms, the summoner stops glowing, and the parrots eyes light up the same way, the parrot says "The eyes of the old are again cast on the wheel", and its voice echoes from the ball
[04:19] <CommodoreJim> I step out of the room, glancing at the parrot as it speaks. "Cryptic."
[04:19] <Moonside> I go back to the room before the parrot's.
[04:19] <Skeleton> "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gimme that thing"
[04:20] <Skeleton> "It's got a mind of its own and it's panicking"
[04:20] <Moonside> "What?"
[04:20] <Skeleton> "Well... that's just what I think..."
[04:20] <Eltrotraw> Can I shoot the parrot if I can't shoot the summoner's body
[04:20] <Moonside> Yeah, sure.
[04:21] <Deathfish64> Maybe it would be more valuable alive, though
[04:21] <Moonside> Oh well.
[04:21] <CommodoreJim> I try my best to rub my temples through my helmet, muttering under my breath abotu people's voices hurting my head.
[04:22] <Moonside> Can we backtrack back to the castle now?
[04:22] <~flibbyjibbits> sure
[04:22] <Deathfish64> Can I take the parrot with me?
[04:22] <Skeleton> "Mmmf..."
[04:22] <~flibbyjibbits> why not
[04:22] <Deathfish64> I do
[04:22] <Eltrotraw> Well if we're going to take the parrot, who's going to take it
[04:22] <Eltrotraw> before Tombs points his gun at it
[04:23] <Moonside> Pikkup, probably.
[04:23] <Deathfish64> Yeah sure why not
[04:24] <Skeleton> I don't like that creepy bird
[04:24] <Skeleton> Er
[04:25] <Skeleton> "I don't like that creepy bird"
[04:25] <Deathfish64> "It responds to the ball.  Might be useful to have if we're going to investigate more."
[04:26] <Deathfish64> "If it turns out to be unnecessary, we can get rid of it I guess."
[04:26] <Skeleton> "Might be useful if I hang onto the ball..."
[04:26] <Moonside> "U-ugh... I'm... really not feeling very well... here, Freddie, since you wanted it so much." I hand the ball to Freddie.
[04:26] <Skeleton> "Ee!"
[04:27] <CommodoreJim> "You okay, Lady Charlotte?"
[04:27] <CommodoreJim> I'm basically using my axe as a walking stick at this point.
[04:27] <Moonside> "Just a little headache... today was a pretty rough day. I'll be ok."
[04:28] <CommodoreJim> "Myes...rough day..." I say, my sentence punctuated by a wince.
[04:28] <~flibbyjibbits> getting up the ladder might be hard
[04:28] <CommodoreJim> Now that you mention it, yeah. Dammit.
[04:28] <Skeleton> "I think we did good!"
[04:29] <Skeleton> "So good."
[04:29] <CommodoreJim> "And how many wounds did you take?"
[04:29] <Skeleton> "Seeing as I'm alive, the answer can only be none! Haha"
[04:29] <Eltrotraw> "I don't think he could've taken any wounds t' be honest," Tombs chuckles darkly.
[04:30] <CommodoreJim> "Of course." I shuffle along back to the exit
[04:31] <Deathfish64> I attempt to not feel bad about not taking any damage myself.
[04:31] <~flibbyjibbits> Drominus's commanding officer and another guard are looking down the hole
[04:32] <CommodoreJim> "Ngh! Sir, Donnic!" I call out to the two of them, waving up to the hole's entrance.
[04:32] <Skeleton> "We're all alive!"
[04:32] <Skeleton> "Except the bad guys"
[04:33] <~flibbyjibbits> "Ay, are you alright down there?" They call, lowering down a couple of ropes
[04:34] <~flibbyjibbits> "Just, uh, tie these around the wounded and we'll lift you up, I guess. "
[04:34] <CommodoreJim> "...for the most part. Ah, but the librarian is injured." I still hold off on mentioning my own wounds.
[04:34] <Moonside> "Uh... you can go first, Drommy."
[04:34] <Eltrotraw> ("Thanks, 'partner'," Tombs silently notes)
[04:35] <CommodoreJim> "But I...fine." I protest, but give up with a sigh. "Somebody help me with these ropes..."
[04:36] <Moonside> I help tie them around him. (rever escape artist check?)
[04:36] <Moonside> reverse
[04:37] <~flibbyjibbits> it works
[04:37] <CommodoreJim> I grip my axe tight so that it comes with me, as I doubt anyone could bring it up the ladder with them.
[04:37] <~flibbyjibbits> One of the guards climbs down the ladder, "What sort of stuff did you find down there?" calls the captain
[04:38] <Moonside> "Some dwarves trying to explode something in the castle..."
[04:38] <CommodoreJim> "Dwarves. Kobolds. Explosives. A summoner with a bone snake."
[04:38] <CommodoreJim> I wince. "Pain. And some sort of orb and bird."
[04:38] <~flibbyjibbits> "Thats, thats quite serious. Well anyways, we'll clean up here.  Old man's going to want to talk to you all."
[04:39] <~flibbyjibbits> A couple of the guards hoist Drominus out by the ropes,
[04:39] <CommodoreJim> I grumble. "Of course he will. I hope he'll allow me to see a healer beforehand, though."
[04:40] <Moonside> My headache seems to be getting worse. I lean on the wall.
[04:41] <Skeleton> I whisper a massage to--oh, message. Never mind
[04:41] <~flibbyjibbits> "Ehh, maybe.  Hes been playing with alchemy a lot lately so he might try to get you to try that; ah, know what, heres my card for the potion store in the square, just buy a couple to my account"
[04:42] <CommodoreJim> I take the card. "Appreciated, sir."
[04:42] <~flibbyjibbits> unrelated but http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/083/b/8/__fusion___ziggs___gragas___ziggras__by_mattcomgo-d4tu7g3.jpg
[04:42] <CommodoreJim> Oh lord.
[04:44] <Moonside> So I'm getting up next, yes?
[04:44] <CommodoreJim> I quickly get the ropes off of me. "Alright, get Lady Charlotte up here. I believe everyone else is well enough to climb."
[04:44] <~flibbyjibbits> yes
[04:45] <Eltrotraw> don't mind me i've got singed everything
[04:46] <CommodoreJim> But you've got grit
[04:46] <~flibbyjibbits> brb bathroom to brush teeth; do whatever until i get back, dont really need me right now
[04:47] <Deathfish64> I'll just dispel my eidolon and climb the ladder
[04:47] <Deathfish64> whee
[04:47] <Moonside> I go up the ropes, then.
[04:49] <CommodoreJim> I aid the other two guards with lifting Charlotte out of the hole.
[04:50] <Moonside> ".....thanks, Drominus." I just kind of want to lie down right now.
[04:51] <Eltrotraw> I'm a little tired so I may or may not pass out soon
[04:51] <CommodoreJim> I get the ropes off of her, and give her a nod, before going to sit on the ground and lean against the wall.
[04:54] <~flibbyjibbits> i think this is about a decent stopping point and also because its 4 am
[04:55] <Moonside> Yeah, I agree. And it's almost 5 here.
[04:55] <CommodoreJim> Myes.
[04:56] <Deathfish64> Sounds good