require 'cinch'
require 'ruby_cowsay'
require 'open-uri'
require 'nokogiri'

kekbot = CinchBot.new do
    configure do c
        c.server = irc.rizon.net
    c.port = 6660
    c.nick = kekbot
    c.channels = [#homescreen]
    end

    on message, ^.g (.+) do m, query
        begin
            search_l = query.split( )
        search = search_l.join(+)
        srch_pg = NokogiriHTML(open('httpwww.google.comsearchq='.concat(search)))
        out = Result for #{query}n
        link = srch_pg.css('h3 a')[0]['href']
        7.times { link[0] =  }
        link_splt = link.split(&sa)
        out.concat(link_splt.first)
        m.reply(out)
    rescue
        m.reply(No results found!)
    end
    end

    on message, ye do m
        m.reply YEEZY YEEZY WHATS GOOD
        m.reply ITS YA BOI MAX B
    end

    on message, yeezy do m
        m.reply YEEZY YEEZY WHATS GOOD
    end

    on message, yeezus do m
        m.reply JUST ROSE AGAIN
    end

    on message, [4][2][0] do m
        m.reply blaze it fegit
    end

    on message, .pomf do m
        m.reply O C==3
        m.reply OC==3
        m.reply C==3
        m.reply C=3
        m.reply C3
        m.reply 3
    end

    on message, [Nn][Aa][Vv][Yy] do m
        m.reply What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch
    end

    on message, linux do m
        if rand(5) == 1
            m.reply I'd just like to interject for a moment.
        m.reply What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNULinux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU + Linux.
    end
    end

    on message, [Mm][Aa][Kk][Ii] do m
    m.reply 5 Cute Facts About Maki
    m.reply - She's a girl!
    m.reply - She's a tomato!
    m.reply - I love her!!!
    m.reply - MAKI!!!!!!!!!
    end

    on message, ayy do m
        m.reply lmao
    end

    on message, o shit do m
        m.reply waddup
    end

    on message, dude do m
        m.reply weed lmao
    end

    on message, lok do m
        m.reply lol
    end

    on message,  do m
        m.reply
    end

    on message, meme do m
        m.reply i love memes!
    end

    on message, ^) do m
        m.reply ^^^)
    end


    on message, ^.cowsay (.+) do m, say
        m.reply Cow.new.say(say)
    end

    on message, ^.eat (.+) do m, target
        m.channel.action(eats .concat(target))
    end

    on message, ^.rwb (.+) do m, words
        out =
    col = 0
    w_arr = words.split( )
    w_arr.each do word
        if col == 0
            out.concat(Format(red, word).concat( ))
        end

        if col == 1
            out.concat(Format(white, word).concat( ))
        end

        if col == 2
            out.concat(Format(blue, word).concat( ))
        col = 0
        else
            col = col + 1
        end
        end
    m.reply(out)
    end

    on message, ^.rwg (.+) do m, words
        out =
    col = 0
    w_arr = words.split( )
    w_arr.each do word
        if col == 0
            out.concat(Format(red, word).concat( ))
        end

        if col == 1
            out.concat(Format(white, word).concat( ))
        end

        if col == 2
            out.concat(Format(green, word).concat( ))
        col = 0
        else
            col = col + 1
        end
        end
    m.reply(out)
    end

    on message, ^.meme (.+) do m, meme
        meme_list = meme.split()
    meme_spaced = meme_list.join( )
    m.reply(meme_spaced)
    for i in 1..meme.length do
            m.reply(meme[i])
    end
    end

    on message, ^.shill (.+) do m, amd
        m.reply(amd.upcase.concat(!!!))
        m.reply(amd.upcase.concat(!!!))
        m.reply(amd.upcase.concat(!!!))
    end

    on message, .part do m
        m.channel.part()
    end
end

kekbot.start

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require 'cinch'
require 'ruby_cowsay'
require 'open-uri'
require 'nokogiri'

kekbot = CinchBot.new do
    configure do c
        c.server = zozzle.info
    c.port = 16000
    c.user = kekbot
    c.password = iamabot
    c.nick = kekbot
    c.channels = [#homescreen, #ensorcell]
    end

    on message, ^.g (.+) do m, query
        begin
            search_l = query.split( )
        search = search_l.join(+)
        srch_pg = NokogiriHTML(open('httpwww.google.comsearchq='.concat(search)))
        out = Result for #{query}n
        link = srch_pg.css('h3 a')[0]['href']
        7.times { link[0] =  }
        link_splt = link.split(&sa)
        out.concat(link_splt.first)
        m.reply(out)
    rescue
        m.reply(No results found!)
    end
    end

    on message, ye do m
        m.reply YEEZY YEEZY WHATS GOOD
        m.reply ITS YA BOI MAX B
    end

    on message, yeezy do m
        m.reply YEEZY YEEZY WHATS GOOD
    end

    on message, yeezus do m
        m.reply JUST ROSE AGAIN
    end

    on message, [4][2][0] do m
        m.reply blaze it fegit
    end

    on message, .pomf do m
        m.reply O C==3
        m.reply OC==3
        m.reply C==3
        m.reply C=3
        m.reply C3
        m.reply 3
    end

    on message, [Nn][Aa][Vv][Yy] do m
        m.reply What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch
    end

    on message, linux do m
        if rand(5) == 1
            m.reply I'd just like to interject for a moment.
        m.reply What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNULinux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU + Linux.
    end
    end

    on message, [Mm][Aa][Kk][Ii] do m
    m.reply 5 Cute Facts About Maki
    m.reply - She's a girl!
    m.reply - She's a tomato!
    m.reply - I love her!!!
    m.reply - MAKI!!!!!!!!!
    end

    on message, ayy do m
        m.reply lmao
    end

    on message, o shit do m
        m.reply waddup
    end

    on message, dude do m
        m.reply weed lmao
    end

    on message, lok do m
        m.reply lol
    end

    on message,  do m
        m.reply
    end

    on message, meme do m
        m.reply i love memes!
    end

    on message, ^) do m
        m.reply ^^^)
    end


    on message, ^.cowsay (.+) do m, say
        m.reply Cow.new.say(say)
    end

    on message, ^.eat (.+) do m, target
        m.channel.action(eats .concat(target))
    end

    on message, ^.rwb (.+) do m, words
        out =
    col = 0
    w_arr = words.split( )
    w_arr.each do word
        if col == 0
            out.concat(Format(red, word).concat( ))
        end

        if col == 1
            out.concat(Format(white, word).concat( ))
        end

        if col == 2
            out.concat(Format(blue, word).concat( ))
        col = 0
        else
            col = col + 1
        end
        end
    m.reply(out)
    end

    on message, ^.rwg (.+) do m, words
        out =
    col = 0
    w_arr = words.split( )
    w_arr.each do word
        if col == 0
            out.concat(Format(red, word).concat( ))
        end

        if col == 1
            out.concat(Format(white, word).concat( ))
        end

        if col == 2
            out.concat(Format(green, word).concat( ))
        col = 0
        else
            col = col + 1
        end
        end
    m.reply(out)
    end

    on message, ^.meme (.+) do m, meme
        meme_list = meme.split()
    meme_spaced = meme_list.join( )
    m.reply(meme_spaced)
    for i in 1..meme.length do
            m.reply(meme[i])
    end
    end

    on message, ^.shill (.+) do m, amd
        m.reply(amd.upcase.concat(!!!))
        m.reply(amd.upcase.concat(!!!))
        m.reply(amd.upcase.concat(!!!))
    end

    on message, .part do m
        m.channel.part()
    end
end

kekbot.start