Crapplemage

- Start Thief, choose black firebombs
- Kill Asylum demon with 5 black firebombs

- Run to Undead Burg merchant, purchase 3 throwing knives, scimitar, east-west coast shield, short bow, maximum arrows
- Do the lower Undead Burg skip
- Kill first undead dog with black firebomb + Pewdiepie skip
- Kill Taurus Demon with Scimitar + Gold Pine Resin, 4 hits to stagger, 8 hits to kill
- Get Drake Sword with throwing knives + resined Scimitar r1 + r2, if you're fast you can do it without reapplying resin
- Lower the elevator in Undead Parish church, kill Gargoyles with resined Scimitar, get tail cut off first gargoyle on first hit
- Dupe bone off the bell lever

- Buy Great Soul Arrow + Sorcerer's Catalyst from Griggs
- Level up INT to 20/21, attune Great Soul Arrow
- Kick Lautrec down, run to elevator, drop everything except drake sword, bow, shield anc catalyst
- Pick up the RTSR after running through Valley of the Drakes, dupe bone
- Pick up FAP ring in Firelink Shrine, equip fap and rtsr on elevator
- Kill the toxic blow dart guy after Blighttown Drop, get to RTSR range, use the blossom
- Stunlock Quelaag, dupe Quelaag's soul off the bell lever, dupe bone back

- Buy Great Heavy Soul Arrow and Bellowing Dragoncrest ring from Griggs
- Dupe Queelag's soul 4 times and then use it up on the elevator, if you have time equip Drake Sword
- At Undead Parish bonfire, level up STR to 11, ATT to 12, INT to 31(as much as possible), attune Great Heavy Soul Arrow
- Free Logan in Sen's by R2ing (w/ Drake Sword) the Snake in front of the breakable wall.
- Use Boulder Skip to get RTSR (hoodie + chest piece)
- Kill Iron Golem with Great Heavy Soul Arrows

- Level up INT to 38 in Anor Londo and attune both spells, use Golem Soul on Elevator
- Re-equip pants and gloves on ladder at rafters, equip Bellowing Dragoncrest Ring over FAP at Fog Gate before the O&S Bonfire
- Kill O&S, warp to Firelink

- At Firelink, buy Soul Spear and Homing Soul Mass from Logan, remember to listen to all his dialogue before leaving him
- Go place the Lord Vessel, attune Soul Spear and HSM
- Warp to Undead Parish

- Kill Andre with Soul Spear
- Take the hidden bonfire in the forest, get RTSR before Sif with consistent dame, just remember to toggle swap like a maniac to avoid getting stunlocked
- On the way to butterfly, put Sif's Soul on your item bar at the fog gate leading to the stone knight area
- After entering the butterfly fight, you can do dupe Sif's Soul twice after a parry, immediately cast Soul Mass and 2 Soul Spears for perfect timing on butterfly, dupe soul of sif and bone

- Get RTSR with the Sorcerer in forest by taking a hit while SPRINTING (again toggle swap like a maniac), he has 2 different arrows, the heavy one takes you to RTSR right away, the normal one gets you to about half health in which case you should take the drop before the first ladder when going down to Hydra.

- Go kill Hydra (3 soul spears), kill Golden Golem (soul spear, drake sowrd r2, soulmass), summon Dusk and while shes being summoned kill the 2 golems aggroing you with 1 soulmass each
- From Dusk you buy Hidden Body
- dupe bone

- Warp to firelink shrine, buy Soul Spear and Fall Control from Griggs, dupe bone
- Level 14 ATT, as much INT as possible while attuning second soul spear and hidden body over soulmass

- Warp to Anor Londo
- Dupe Soul of Sif, equip Dusk Crown Ring over RTSR, by casting hidden body on the elevator and then 3 soul spears on the golem
- Duke Skip, remember to equip RTSR again on elevator and heal up once
- Kill Seath with the 6 soul spears you have left, hidden body before clams, bow for crystal
- You can dupe Sif's soul while waiting for Seath to die, dupe bone

- Go to DLC, RTSR with Dusk Crown Ring swap and taking the ladder drop
- Take the Crown Of Dusk before entering the DLC and equip it.
- Kill Sanctuary Guardian with 3 Soul Spears

- YOLO Artorias with the 5 Soul Spears you have left (or you can take the safety bonfire if you're a scrub)
- Level up 19 ATN, INT to max 52 at township bonfire

- Get Dark Bead yo, you can hidden body (cast it very early) and approach the group of Oolacile people from the very left and snipe the sorcerer with Soul Spear
- Kill Manus with Soul Spears, dupe bone

- Attune Dark Bead
- Kill Kalameet with magic

- Warp to Firelink Shrine

- Take Firelink Shrine Bonfire, level up VIT as much as you can (14/15)
- Seal Skip and kill Fourr Kings, dupe bone
- Kill Capra & Gaping, dupe bone
- Kill Stray Demon, bone out
- Kill Pinwheel & Nito (fall control catacombs drop, hidden body for nito), bone out

- Go to Demon ruins, use as much souls as possible, you should have around 180 000 - 200 000 souls at this point from all the bosses linked to firelink shrine
- Take the Demon ruins bonfire, level everything to VIT (23-24), get to RTSR range, kill Ceaseless w/ Dark Beads, bone out
- Kill Demon Firesage w/ 2 Dark Beads
- Kill Centipede by going left from the Fog Door, dark bead x2 once he did his arm attack
- Destroy Bed of Chaos with your firebombs
- Warp to Anor Londo

- Get RTSR for Gwyndolin by swapping Dusk Crown ring in & out, taking the jump from the big elevator and then jumping down after you push the lever
- Kill Gwyndolin
- Don't heal at any point, instead run to priscilla with the help of Hidden Body
- Kill the 2 archers before Priscilla, they can shoot you in the back even if hidden bodied
- 1 shot Priscilla and hope for moan%
- Home back, warp to firelink

- Go kill Gwyn, the end.