Evilsteady 2 Session 9

[19:59] <!DnD-sama> So you guys are in Dantoran
[19:59] <!DnD-sama> And you are all gonna DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
[19:59] <!DnD-sama> And possibly get raped.
[19:59] <@Aeria> Can I have some weed first.
[19:59] <@Malakai> D:
[19:59] <!DnD-sama> Yes.
[20:00] <@Aeria> That way I can at least be comfortable in my misery.
[20:00] <Belor> Another day in the life of Evilsteady
[20:00] <!DnD-sama> Then you get raped and die.
[20:00] <!DnD-sama> :3
[20:00] <@Aeria> Nah I'm good.
[20:00]  * Aeria motions to her wings
[20:03] <@Malakai> .
[20:03] <!DnD-sama> So anyway.
[20:03] <!DnD-sama> Onii.
[20:03] <Sazir> Moving on!
[20:03] <@Malakai> ?
[20:03] <!DnD-sama> You talked to your muscle girl and discovered she's actually from a tribe of wildmen.
[20:03] <!DnD-sama> As such she doesn't have a name.
[20:03] <@Malakai> Oh really?
[20:04] <!DnD-sama> So you can name her.
[20:04] <@Malakai> I'll have to think about this
[20:04] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
[20:04] <!DnD-sama> But it's the next day.
[20:04] <!DnD-sama> So what are you gonna do today.
[20:04] <Sazir> Did I find anything for the Harpy Egg or my White Dragon?
[20:04] <!DnD-sama> WE'LL GET TO YOU!
[20:04] <Sazir> SORRY!
[20:04]  * DnD-sama smacks with a fish.
[20:04]  * Sazir is now a Fish Taco
[20:04] <Sazir> ...Well..this was unexpected.
[20:05] <@Aeria> I guess you could say Sazir is baja fresh.
[20:05] <@Malakai> welp
[20:05] == Aeria was kicked from #cyoasteady by Aeria [cut the shit, bitch]
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[20:05] <!DnD-sama> I got a fish taco for you.
[20:05] <!DnD-sama> Except eww.
[20:05] <@Malakai> ..
[20:05] <Sazir> Lewd.
[20:05] <@Malakai> gross........
[20:05] <@Malakai> anyways
[20:05] <@Aeria> I'm the DM I'm implying things
[20:05]  * Aeria smacks the fourth wall
[20:06] <@Malakai> I think I will just see what everyone else wants to do, and then tag along with the most interesting one. or, if they're all boring, I'll just talk more with the musclegirl
[20:06] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
[20:06] <!DnD-sama> Ally do you have Any plans today?
[20:06] <!DnD-sama> Like getting buttfucked by niggers?
[20:07] <@Aeria> But around blacks I never relax.
[20:07] <@Aeria> :v
[20:07] <!DnD-sama> but you're a dark angel.
[20:07] <@Aeria> dark =/= nigger
[20:07] <!DnD-sama> :v
[20:07] <@Aeria> Racist fuck
[20:07] <@Aeria> HEY
[20:07] <@Aeria> DON'T TAKE MY FACE
[20:07] <@Aeria> THAT'S MY FACE
[20:07] <!DnD-sama> :v
[20:07] <!DnD-sama> :v
[20:07] <!DnD-sama> :v
[20:07] <!DnD-sama> :v
[20:07] <!DnD-sama> :v
[20:07] <!DnD-sama> :v
[20:07] <!DnD-sama> :v
[20:07] <!DnD-sama> :v
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[20:09] <!DnD-sama> So as I was saying, do you have anyone you want to do today?
[20:09] <!DnD-sama> Er.... anything*
[20:09] <!DnD-sama> :3
[20:10] <Vripe> huh
[20:10] <@Aeria> ALRIGHT
[20:10] <@Aeria> LET ME BUST OUT MY LIST
[20:11]  * Aeria pulls out a scroll and lets it drop to the floor.
[20:11] <@Aeria> I want to talk to my elf and shota.
[20:11] <@Aeria> My cat will be at my side
[20:11] <@Aeria> then
[20:11] <@Aeria> I will talk to pumpkin
[20:11] <@Aeria> Then depending on what everyone else is doing
[20:11] <!DnD-sama> Yuri /ss/ threesome is fine too.
[20:11] <@Aeria> I will either tag along or go to the black market
[20:11] <@Aeria> Can you not inject sex into everything right now.
[20:11] <@Aeria> We're doin' work today
[20:12] <!DnD-sama> Nofunallowed.jpg
[20:12] <@Aeria> MAYBE IF YOU TOOK A TEN MINUTE BREAK FROM JACKIN OFF LITTLE DOGS YOU'D SOLVE A CRIME OR TWO
[20:12] <@Malakai> lol
[20:12] <@Malakai> So I thought of a name for the fighter chick, just as an aside. Jastina
[20:13] <!DnD-sama> So Justina in a thick austrian accent?
[20:13] <@Malakai> Nope
[20:13] <@Aeria> Jawohl.
[20:13] <!DnD-sama> JASTINA GET TO DA CHOPPAH
[20:13] <@Malakai> ...
[20:13] <@Malakai> I hate you people
[20:13] <@Malakai> ;_;
[20:13] <!DnD-sama> Jastina is fine.
[20:13] <@Aeria> Jastina is now Eva Braun.
[20:13] <!DnD-sama> And so is her ass.
[20:13]  * DnD-sama plays drums.
[20:14] <Belor> You said Choppah ,but now I can only think of orks
[20:14] <@Aeria> DA 'UMIEZ TOOK DA KILLY SPOT
[20:14] <@Aeria> WAAAAAAAAGH
[20:14] <!DnD-sama> So yeah.
[20:15] <!DnD-sama> Sazir.
[20:15] <!DnD-sama> What are YOU going to do today.
[20:15] <!DnD-sama> Since onii and imouto are followers.
[20:15] <!DnD-sama> Not leaders.
[20:15] <!DnD-sama> Unlike yourself.
[20:15] <!DnD-sama> who is a manly mexican who don't need no salsa.
[20:15] <@Aeria> Are you done implying things.
[20:15] <@Malakai> my sides
[20:15] <!DnD-sama> Are you done orbiting my dick?
[20:16] <@Aeria> You don't have a dick.
[20:16] <@Aeria> However that pie lookin' real fine.
[20:16] <!DnD-sama> Neither do you!
[20:16] <@Aeria> WHATS YOUR POINT
[20:16] <@Aeria> BIG WHOOP I LACK A DICK WHADDYA WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT
[20:16]  * Aeria raises her fisticuffs.
[20:16] <!DnD-sama> So Taco.
[20:16] <Sazir> Yes ma'am?
[20:16] <!DnD-sama> What are you doing today?
[20:17] <Sazir> Well, did I find anything for the Egg or my White Dragon?
[20:17] <Sazir> Last time I mean.
[20:18] <Sazir> If not, that's what I'll do. As well as go to a library of the magic book variety to find more information about the Red Lady. Possibly to also become SMARTAH.
[20:19] <Sazir> And I'll take Rose with me, for just in case.
[20:20] <!DnD-sama>  Okay.
[20:20] <!DnD-sama> You did not find anything in particular.
[20:20] <!DnD-sama> Though all you need for the Wyrm if aw meat.
[20:20] <!DnD-sama> raw*
[20:20] <!DnD-sama> She can otherwise take care of herself.
[20:21] <@Aeria> So I've decided on my last thing to do
[20:21] <@Aeria> After speaking with my respective harem/shota, I will get a general feel for the city.
[20:23] <!DnD-sama> TACO
[20:23] <Sazir> Yes ma'am?!
[20:23] <!DnD-sama> Roll a gather information check.
[20:23] <Sazir> roll 1d20+4 for Sazir
[20:23] <!DnD-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+4 for Sazir --> [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
[20:23] <Sazir> roll 1d20+8 For Rose
[20:23] <!DnD-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+8 For Rose --> [ 1d20=1 ]{9}
[20:24] <Sazir> ..God damn it Rose.
[20:24] <@Aeria> >Say that aloud
[20:24] <@Aeria> >You say it here
[20:24] <!DnD-sama> Rose get's lost in an Ally.
[20:24] <@Aeria> I'm calling that a God damn it mind.
[20:24] <@Aeria> HEY
[20:24] <@Malakai> ALLEY
[20:24] <@Aeria> HOW DOES SHE GET LOST IN ME
[20:24] <Sazir> By being the lost Kuudere meido.
[20:24] <!DnD-sama> You shouldn't be sleeping with so many niggers.
[20:24] <@Aeria> Seriously Emily cut the shit.
[20:25] <!DnD-sama> Stop correcting my spelling then.
[20:25] <@Aeria> I didn't.
[20:25] <@Aeria> Onii did
[20:25] <@Aeria> Fucking read you illiterate shit.
[20:25] <!DnD-sama> Then yell at him for it for me.
[20:25] <@Aeria> No
[20:25] <@Aeria> I want an apology.
[20:25] <!DnD-sama> I want to play without being sidetracked constantly.
[20:25] <@Aeria> And this is my fault how?
[20:25] <@Aeria> Fuck it, I'm not even going to worry.
[20:26] <@Aeria> Just cut the shit, okay?
[20:26] <!DnD-sama> You make jokes about literally everything everyone says.
[20:26] <@Aeria> How dare I.
[20:26] <!DnD-sama> Sweety there's a line, we need to make progress.
[20:26] <@Aeria> All I said was 'how did she get lost in me'
[20:26] <@Aeria> Onii's the one who corrected your goddamn spelling
[20:26] <@Aeria> If you're gonna do that, fuckin focus the right person
[20:27] <!DnD-sama> Which is a joke pointing out my spelling.
[20:27] <@Aeria> Now we're wasting time.
[20:27] <@Aeria> No
[20:27] <@Aeria> It's not.
[20:27] <!DnD-sama> Yes.
[20:27] <!DnD-sama> It is.
[20:27] <@Aeria> No, it's not.
[20:27] <@Aeria> Now can we hurry this up?
[20:27] <!DnD-sama> Yes, it is.
[20:27] <Vripe> never focus the tank
[20:27] <@Aeria> You're burning your own at this point.
[20:27] <!DnD-sama> As I was saying.
[20:27] <!DnD-sama> She gets lost in an alley.
[20:28] <!DnD-sama> And Sazir discovers a book on rearing harpy eggs.
[20:28] <!DnD-sama> He finds absolutely no information on the Red Lady.
[20:28] <!DnD-sama> There is none.
[20:29] <Sazir> Ohoooo
[20:30] <!DnD-sama> Brutus.
[20:30] <!DnD-sama> What is Belor going to do today?
[20:31] <Belor> First I am wondering if I made any money for us last time and I shall be looking for some "people" to introduce to our lord.
[20:31]  * DnD-sama sighs.
[20:31] <!DnD-sama> You guys are so boring.
[20:31] <!DnD-sama> I'm going to have to force this along.
[20:32] <@Malakai> I changed my mind, btw, come back to me once you're done with belor and vripe
[20:32] <Sazir> ...Sorry?
[20:32] <@Aeria> [20:21] <@Aeria> After speaking with my respective harem/shota, I will get a general feel for the city.
[20:32] <@Aeria> I'm guessing this shit isn't gonna happen then?
[20:32] <!DnD-sama> It is.
[20:32] <Belor> Our new home must be "blessed!"
[20:32] <!DnD-sama> But none of you are doing anything to progress anything. You're being hunted by an assassins guild and are doing nothing to prepare.
[20:33] <Sazir> >Looking for information about the boss
[20:33] <Sazir> >Nothing to prepare
[20:33] <Sazir> ...S-sorry.
[20:33] <Vripe> I suppose breaking into houses and giving their bedrooms bad feng shui isn't gonna cut it
[20:33] <!DnD-sama> You're l;ooking for information like it's public knowledge sweety, it's an assassins guild.
[20:33] <Belor> I like to think I'm preparing our current house.
[20:34] <@Malakai> I want to explore the city, ask for information in a really shitty way and get myself noticed, so they come after me
[20:34] <@Aeria> I fail to see how doing a preliminary reconaissance is doing nothing useful hun.
[20:34] <@Aeria> I really do.
[20:34] <@Malakai> always easier to catch things with bait
[20:34] <Sazir> Yeah I just thought there might have been some mentions or something in some obsucre book.
[20:34] <Sazir> Ah well.
[20:34] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
[20:34] <Vripe> pretty much no matter what we do, we'll get attacked
[20:34] <@Aeria> Then fortify.
[20:34] <!DnD-sama> No, you won't.
[20:34] <!DnD-sama> There are trigger conditions for every boss.
[20:35] <Vripe> oh
[20:35] <!DnD-sama> Don't expect me to do all the work ANTS.
[20:35] <Vripe> was replacing spoons with knives one of them?
[20:35] <!DnD-sama> ......
[20:35] <!DnD-sama> So anyway.
[20:35] <Sazir> Can Belor and I talk to other morgue people about people being assasinated or something?
[20:35] <Belor> ^
[20:35] <!DnD-sama> Yeah.
[20:36] <!DnD-sama> The two of you ask around and get some information on recent murders.
[20:38] <!DnD-sama> A few cases of bodies found half dissolved in the sewers by some kind of corrossive fluid catch your eye.
[20:38] <!DnD-sama> If there's one thing you can assume about your enemy it's that they all have weird ways to kill shit.
[20:39] <!DnD-sama> So the sewers is one location to keep an eye on.
[20:39] <!DnD-sama> The two of you do this research while doing morticians work.
[20:39] <Sazir> Was just about to propose to set up an ambush!
[20:39] <Sazir> And yus!
[20:39] <Vripe> because there's free money in it, right?
[20:40] <!DnD-sama> As the two of you are working the funeral director has an errand for Belor.
[20:40] <Belor> Oh? Well this should be good.
[20:41] <!DnD-sama> He wants you to go to the tavern and ask to borrow some of something called "Buckrot"
[20:41] <!DnD-sama> You don't know what it's for.
[20:42] <Vripe> decaying money, or for shooting large zombie game
[20:42] <@Malakai> pffft
[20:42] <!DnD-sama> .....
[20:42] <!DnD-sama> So yes.
[20:42] <Belor> Well that doesn't sound that hard.
[20:42] <Belor> >famous last words
[20:42] <!DnD-sama> MEANWHILE
[20:42] <!DnD-sama> While those two are working.
[20:44] <!DnD-sama> Ally.
[20:45] <!DnD-sama> You're gonna explore the city right?
[20:45] <@Aeria> Yessum
[20:45] <!DnD-sama> The city is split into 5 districts.
[20:45] <!DnD-sama> the Market District
[20:45] <!DnD-sama> The Noble District
[20:45] <!DnD-sama> The Under City
[20:45] <@Aeria> Well jesus, and it won't be as simple as LOL I CAN FLY so this will take me the majority of the day into the night (which I am completely okay with because I wanted sentry work anyway).
[20:46] <!DnD-sama> The Cemetary District (Where the morgue and the rather large cemetary are)
[20:46] <@Aeria> I should probably take Taco grave robbing one night.
[20:46] <!DnD-sama> And The Industrial District with all the factories.
[20:46] <@Aeria> Also.
[20:46] <@Aeria> er
[20:46] <@Aeria> Alright*
[20:46] <@Aeria> So
[20:47] <@Aeria> Top side we're gonna go Under first and foremost, come up, Market>Noble>Under>Industrial>Home
[20:47] <@Malakai> lemme handle the under ally
[20:47] <@Malakai> I have something I wanna do
[20:48] <!DnD-sama> Don't worry.
[20:48] <!DnD-sama> She's going to get sidetracked.
[20:48] <@Malakai> lol
[20:48] <!DnD-sama> But first.
[20:48] <!DnD-sama> The Market District.
[20:48] <!DnD-sama> there are shops in the large town square of every variety.
[20:48] <@Aeria> Um
[20:49] <@Aeria> Take both Undercity marks out of my rotation
[20:49] <@Aeria> brain killed itself
[20:49] <@Aeria> Also Cemetary before Industrial
[20:49] <!DnD-sama> No market district?
[20:49] <@Aeria> It's supposed to be Market>Noble>Cemetary>Industrial>Home
[20:49] <!DnD-sama> Okay then.
[20:49] <@Aeria> My brain killed itself typing, like I said.
[20:49] <!DnD-sama> You won't make it to the cemetary.
[20:49] <!DnD-sama> The moe tractor beam will catch you.
[20:50] <!DnD-sama> But as I was saying.
[20:50] <@Aeria> Well that's kinda a damn shame.
[20:50] <Sazir> Speaking of moe...does Rose find her way back?
[20:50] <!DnD-sama> The Market District is a town square that serves as the cities hub.
[20:50] <!DnD-sama> (Shhhh that's a plot device I'll need later.)
[20:51] <!DnD-sama> She will eventually.
[20:52] <!DnD-sama> In the square are stores including clothing, weapon, armor, medicine, several food stands, and an expensive as fuck magic item store.
[20:53] <!DnD-sama> Would you like to check any of them out or just continue looking around?
[20:53] <@Aeria> Okay so I will check Medicine>Magic Items (YOU WANT BUY?)>Food Stands>Clothing in that order.
[20:55] <!DnD-sama> The medicine shop is run by a little old lady.
[20:55] <!DnD-sama> She has lots of herbal remedies and shit.
[20:55] <@Aeria> Is she a gypsy?
[20:55] <@Aeria> Because I want buy.
[20:56] <!DnD-sama> She is not.
[20:56] <@Aeria> (Sazir pingalingadingdong)
[20:56] <@Aeria> (How much uh, group funding do we have, I was told you have the entirety of our money.)
[20:58] <!DnD-sama> Taco
[20:58]  * DnD-sama stabs.
[20:58] <Sazir> Yes'm?
[20:58] <Sazir> Ah sorry
[20:58] <Sazir> And I have the least amount of money
[20:59] <Sazir> So I have like...70 gp, but I know Brutus has like 200~300.
[20:59] <@Malakai> (AWW SHIT, WE'RE POOR)
[20:59] <!DnD-sama> WELP EVERYONE IS BROKE BECAUSE NOBODY WROTE DOWN THEIR MONEY
[20:59] <@Malakai> (oh...)
[20:59] <Vripe> that's why it should always be 0
[20:59] <Belor> (I have like 269g)
[20:59] <@Aeria> OH NO
[20:59] <@Aeria> Wait
[20:59] <@Aeria> If we're poor..
[20:59] <@Aeria> VRIPE!
[20:59] <@Aeria> GO STEAL SHIT
[20:59] <Belor> (and I'm not sure if I made any money yesterday)
[20:59] <@Aeria> SAZIR
[20:59] <@Aeria> BELOR
[20:59] <@Aeria> MALAKAI
[20:59] <@Aeria> WE RAID AND PILLAGE.
[21:00] <Sazir> YEEEAH
[21:00] <Sazir> MAGIC ITEMS!
[21:00] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
[21:00] <!DnD-sama> Tomorrow.
[21:00] <@Malakai> I CALL DIBS ON RAIDING THE UNDER CITY
[21:00] <!DnD-sama> But now you explore.
[21:00] <@Malakai> Indeed
[21:00] <@Aeria> I wish to look at the uh
[21:00] <@Aeria> Magic Item shop
[21:00] <@Aeria> namely their trinkets
[21:00]  * Aeria pushes her glasses up
[21:00] <!DnD-sama> There's a bunch of shit you can't afford.
[21:00] <@Aeria> Obviously.
[21:00] <@Aeria> I want specifics.
[21:00] <@Malakai> (SHE'S CASING THE JOINT)
[21:01] <!DnD-sama> Most of their stock is in the back.
[21:01] <!DnD-sama> They only have a few items on display.
[21:01] <!DnD-sama> (I'd randomly roll all the shit they have if you loot them)
[21:02] <!DnD-sama> The shop keep is an Iron Golem.
[21:02] <@Aeria> >Iron Golem
[21:02] <@Aeria> NO
[21:02] <@Aeria> NO
[21:02] <@Aeria> FUCK OFF BACK TO SEN'S FORTRESS
[21:02] <@Aeria> I ALREADY DEALT WITH ONE OF YOU TODAY
[21:02] <@Aeria> NO
[21:02] <@Aeria> NO/.
[21:02] <@Aeria> UH-UH
[21:02] <@Aeria> UH-UH
[21:02] <@Aeria> NO
[21:02] <@Aeria> NO
[21:02] <@Aeria> NO
[21:02] <@Aeria> I'M NOT-
[21:02] <@Aeria> NO.
[21:02] <!DnD-sama> It's friendly.
[21:02] <@Aeria> Oh.
[21:02] <@Aeria> Okay.
[21:02] <!DnD-sama> {HOW CAN I BE OF ASSISTANCE]
[21:02] <@Aeria> I assume Charm Monster will not work
[21:02] <!DnD-sama> Nope.
[21:02] <!DnD-sama> Charm doesn't work on constructs.
[21:03] <@Aeria> "Do you offer any rings with enchantments here?"
[21:03] <!DnD-sama> Charm doesn't work on undead, constructs, abberations, or insane people.
[21:03] <Vripe> beep boop we cannot understand the concept of love
[21:03] <!DnD-sama> That is "technically" insane.
[21:03] <@Aeria> beep boop fuck the turret
[21:03] <!DnD-sama> Not just chaotic eveil insane.
[21:04] <!DnD-sama> [WE HAVE A WIDE VARIETY OF RINGS SUITABLE BOTH FOR COMBAT AND UTILITY]
[21:04] <Vripe> I'll take one Doran's
[21:04] <Vripe> because I already have boots
[21:04] <@Aeria> "What are your highest sales of rings from each category?"
[21:04]  * DnD-sama Rocket Grabs ANTS into the turret.
[21:04] <@Aeria> But ANTS
[21:04] <@Aeria> You're not AP.
[21:04] <Vripe> Berserker's Greaves are knifeboots
[21:06] <!DnD-sama> (Ally are you really going to make me go through my magic item list right now?)
[21:07] <@Aeria> (I said the highest sales, that one means the top selling two :x)
[21:07] <!DnD-sama> I don;t have this information yet!
[21:08] <!DnD-sama> D:<
[21:08] <@Aeria> WELL
[21:08] <@Aeria> EXCUUUUUUSE ME
[21:08] <@Aeria> I'M TRYING TO ROLEPLAY HERE.
[21:08] <!DnD-sama> I'm a bad DM.
[21:08] <!DnD-sama> I'm sorry.
[21:08] <!DnD-sama> I didn't expect you to actually talk to the shop keeper.
[21:09] <@Aeria> I wanted to try something new.
[21:09] <@Aeria> ;_:
[21:09] <@Aeria> >that colon
[21:09] <@Aeria> no pls
[21:09] <@Aeria> don't fuck up my eyes
[21:09] <@Aeria> ;_;*
[21:09] <Vripe> that's nasty
[21:09] <Vripe> although the colon's the one usually getting fucked up
[21:09] <!DnD-sama> The Golem shows you a selection of popular rings but you lack the skill to identify them.
[21:10] <!DnD-sama> LOOPHOLE!
[21:10] <!DnD-sama> < best DM
[21:10] <Vripe> that's what I was expecting
[21:10] <@Aeria> But that's not-
[21:10] <@Aeria> That's not anything at all.
[21:10] <!DnD-sama> I know.
[21:10] <!DnD-sama> I'm bad.
[21:10] <!DnD-sama> ;_;
[21:10] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+6 hoping to appraise shit
[21:10] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+6 hoping to appraise shit --> [ 1d20=8 ]{14}
[21:10] <!DnD-sama> You failed.
[21:10] <!DnD-sama> Tat.
[21:10] <!DnD-sama> yay*
[21:10] <@Aeria> What in fuck was DC.
[21:11] <!DnD-sama> 15
[21:11] <Vripe> 4 trillion
[21:11] <!DnD-sama> :3
[21:11] <@Aeria> Are you fucking with me.
[21:11] <Vripe> yes
[21:11] <!DnD-sama> Nope, that's the DC to identify minor magic items.
[21:11] <@Aeria> Well. fuck.
[21:11] <Vripe> aww
[21:11] <@Aeria> WAIT.
[21:11] <@Aeria> WAIT.
[21:11] <@Aeria> Can I roll a knowledge religion check?
[21:11] <!DnD-sama> No.
[21:11] <@Aeria> ...Gather Information?
[21:11] <!DnD-sama> They're arcane items not divine.
[21:11] <!DnD-sama> No.
[21:11] <@Aeria> ...Forgery? D:
[21:11] <!DnD-sama> That's for interacting with people.
[21:11] <!DnD-sama> No.
[21:12] <!DnD-sama> That's for being a dickass spy.
[21:12] <@Aeria> HOW ABOUT SPELLCRAFT OR USE MAGIC DEVICE.
[21:12] <!DnD-sama> Spellcraft is the check you're supposed to use.
[21:12] <Vripe> sounds like I need some forgery skill
[21:12] <@Aeria> Oh-.
[21:12] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+6 IT'S THE SAME MODIFIER
[21:12] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+6 IT'S THE SAME MODIFIER --> [ 1d20=12 ]{18}
[21:12] <!DnD-sama> If it's the same modifier you can't reroll it.
[21:12] <!DnD-sama> :3
[21:12] <!DnD-sama> NOW I'm fucking with you.
[21:12] <@Aeria> Now that's bullshit and I know that for a fact.
[21:13] <@Aeria> Tsk tsk.
[21:13] <@Aeria> Don't take advantage of stoners.
[21:13] <@Aeria> That's mean, man.
[21:13] <@Aeria> That's very un-dude.
[21:13] <!DnD-sama> Stop trying to make me work harder and move on.
[21:13] <!DnD-sama> You jerk.
[21:13] <Belor> Ya, only take advantage of boners.
[21:13] <!DnD-sama> But Maria is a good girl.
[21:13] <!DnD-sama> GET IT
[21:13] <!DnD-sama> GET IT
[21:13] <!DnD-sama> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:14] <Vripe> and free time to start LoL games
[21:14] <@Aeria> But that's Belor-
[21:14]  * Malakai slaps Vripe
[21:14] <@Malakai> No
[21:14] <@Malakai> Bad
[21:14] <!DnD-sama> Ants.
[21:14] <!DnD-sama> If you do I'll ban you and delete your sheet.
[21:14]  * Belor slaps Vripe
[21:14] <Vripe> I was joking
[21:14] <!DnD-sama> Onii get on league to watch him.
[21:14] <Vripe> oh yeah, I should open my sheet
[21:14] <@Malakai> pfffffft
[21:14] <!DnD-sama> I'm not kidding.
[21:15] <Vripe> I'm not that irresponsible
[21:18] <@Aeria> We can move on.
[21:18] <!DnD-sama> THANK YOU
[21:18] <!DnD-sama> Now.
[21:18] <!DnD-sama> What are you doing next?
[21:18] <@Aeria> Noble Area!
[21:19] <Vripe> noble aeria
[21:19]  * Aeria puts on a tiara
[21:19] <@Aeria> I feel pretty~
[21:19] <@Aeria> Oh so pretty~!
[21:19] <!DnD-sama> Okay.
[21:19] <@Aeria> I FEEL PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND GAAAAAAY
[21:19] <!DnD-sama> This area is full of large houses.
[21:19] <!DnD-sama> The biggest up on a hill belongs to the mayor.
[21:21] <!DnD-sama> You wander around the area.
[21:21] <!DnD-sama> It seems to be almost magically protected from the smog.
[21:21] <!DnD-sama> You could probably fly here.
[21:21] <!DnD-sama> Maybe it's all the flower bushes.
[21:22] <!DnD-sama> .....
[21:22] <@Aeria> I'm going to take flight, and survey the area that I can fly in.
[21:23] <!DnD-sama> Okay then.
[21:23] <!DnD-sama> There are a lot of rich people wandering around.
[21:23] <!DnD-sama> You should tell vripe about this place.
[21:23] <Vripe> exactly what I was thinking
[21:23] <Vripe> their houses could use an interior designer
[21:23] <!DnD-sama> Then as you fly something catches your eye.
[21:23]  * Aeria mumbles to herself "Vripe would love to switch their forks with knives.."
[21:24] <!DnD-sama> A group of guards gathered around a bench.
[21:24] <!DnD-sama> As you fly lower you see a pile of newspapers on said bench and the guards appear to be approaching it cautiously.
[21:26] <@Aeria> I see, can I blow the papers away with my wings by hovering over it?
[21:26] <!DnD-sama> Sure.
[21:27] <!DnD-sama> As the newspapers fly away and the guards are freaked out by the appearance of an angel you see a sleeping girl laying on said bench.
[21:28] <@Aeria> (Aeria used Gust!)
[21:28] <!DnD-sama> She sleeps soundly despite wearing a silver breastplate.
[21:28] <!DnD-sama> Her clothes are heavy and green in color and she has a large gauntlet on each hand.
[21:29] <!DnD-sama> Laying next to her cluched in her left hand is the shattered remains of a large sword.
[21:29] <!DnD-sama> This is totally not a Riven knock-off.
[21:29] <Vripe> (Riven, the Hobo)
[21:30] <@Aeria> Oh dear what am I getting myself into
[21:30] <@Aeria> I poke the hobo on the shoulder.
[21:31] <!DnD-sama> She tightens her eyes, then opens them slowly.
[21:31] <!DnD-sama> The guards all book it.
[21:31] <@Aeria> I quickly drop down and close my wings.
[21:31] <!DnD-sama> She grabs her sword and stands up.
[21:31] <!DnD-sama> "Guh... I can't ever get a good nights sleep."
[21:31] <!DnD-sama> The girl sighs.
[21:31] <@Aeria> "I'm..terribly sorry about that."
[21:32]  * Aeria blinks and tilts her head. "Why do you sleep on a bench anyway?{"
[21:32] <!DnD-sama> "Eh? Og, no I meant them." She says as she poitns to the fleeing guards.
[21:32] <@Aeria> "Yeah they seem to be rather troublesome."
[21:32] <@Aeria> "They shouldn't be bothering to harass a dear girl like you."
[21:32] <!DnD-sama> "Well I don't have a house, and this is the only place in town that doesn't stink."
[21:33] <!DnD-sama> "But all the rich people live here so I guess that makes me a 'vagrant' or something"
[21:33] <@Aeria> "Well, you know how the rich people anywhere are."
[21:33] <!DnD-sama> The girl notices your angel wings.
[21:33] <!DnD-sama> She looks surprised.
[21:33] <!DnD-sama> Then really sad for some reason.
[21:33] <@Aeria> "Eh? What's the matter?"
[21:34] <!DnD-sama> "Excuse my rudeness but.... what is your name?"
[21:34] <@Aeria> "I don't- It's Aeria. Why?"
[21:34] <!DnD-sama> "......"
[21:34] <@Aeria> "...Oh...OH...Ooohhhh..."
[21:34] <!DnD-sama> The girl looks down with an expression of absolute helplessness.
[21:34]  * Aeria backs away a couple of steps. "I'll just uh..be going now..."
[21:35]  * Aeria raises her hands parallel to her face
[21:35] <!DnD-sama> "I'm sorry...."
[21:35] <@Aeria> "Nonono you don't /have/ to do what I think you're going to! I can help!"
[21:35] <@Aeria> "Or..at least try.."
[21:35] == Rain_ [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
[21:35] <Rain_> roll 1d20+9
[21:35] <!DnD-sama> Rain_ rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{22}
[21:36] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+3
[21:36] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
[21:36] <@Aeria> (Man I play Riven this battle is going to be shitty)
[21:37] <Rain_> "I will pretend to stumble.... please run as fast and as far as you can... I'd prefer one of the others to kill you first."
[21:37]  * Rain_ stumbles in an overly dramatic way.
[21:37] <Rain_> "WuuuuuuuOOOOOOOoooooooh."
[21:37]  * Rain_ falls.
[21:37] <@Aeria> "Wait wait wait! You don't have to attack me miss- ..I never caught your name. R-Regardless I can help you!"
[21:37]  * Aeria takes off about 20ft in the air out of caution.
[21:37] <@Aeria> "Please..listen.."
[21:37] <Rain_> "No you can't..."
[21:37]  * Rain_ starts to stand up.
[21:37] <@Aeria> "You don't know that! Just explain what's wrong to me"
[21:38] <Rain_> "My name is rain...."
[21:38] <@Aeria> "I think your name is very pretty Rain."
[21:38] <Rain_> "I don't."
[21:38] <@Aeria> "Why not- Oh dear did I insult you.."
[21:38]  * Aeria flies another 10ft up.
[21:39] <Rain_> "Oh no... you're out of my attack range, I better give up and try again later."
[21:39]  * Rain_ sheaths her sword and walks away.
[21:39] <@Aeria> "Wait damn it!"
[21:39] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+27 Diplomacy
[21:39] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+27 Diplomacy --> [ 1d20=17 ]{44}
[21:41] <Rain_> "You're a nice lady, but you can't outrun the thorns. They don't care if you're a hungry predator or a little humming bird just sipping nectar, they'll strangle anything they touch until it dies."
[21:41] <Rain_> "Don't make me be the one to kill you....."
[21:41] <@Aeria> "I don't wish to outrun the thorns, Rain, I know of my objective, and I wish to know why I cannot help you. At least grant me that."
[21:42]  * Rain_ looks over at you with cold eyes filled with a mixture of anger and sadness.
[21:43] <Rain_> "I made a dumb promise and I haave to see it through."
[21:43] <@Aeria> "And what is your oath, Rain?"
[21:43] <Rain_> "Did you know the world is colorblind, Miss Angel?...."
[21:43] <Rain_> "Everything is grey...."
[21:44] <Rain_> "This is your last warning."
[21:44] <Rain_> "Run."
[21:44] <Rain_> roll 1d20+19 intimidate
[21:44] <!DnD-sama> Rain_ rolled : 1d20+19 intimidate --> [ 1d20=4 ]{23}
[21:44] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+17 intimidate
[21:44] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+17 intimidate --> [ 1d20=6 ]{23}
[21:45] <Rain_> "Alright then..... another flower I'm forced to pluck."
[21:45] <Rain_> roll 1d20+9
[21:45] <!DnD-sama> Rain_ rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{11}
[21:45] <Rain_> Initiative.
[21:45] <@Aeria> roll 1d20+3
[21:45] <!DnD-sama> Aeria rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
[21:45] <Rain_> You first.
[21:46] <@Aeria> I'll attempt to Charm.
[21:47] <Rain_> roll 1d20+7
[21:47] <!DnD-sama> Rain_ rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{18}
[21:48]  * Rain_ drops her sword.
[21:49] <Rain_> "I swore an oath to serve the Red Thorn after a stupid mistake.
[21:49] <Rain_> That's all there is."
[21:49] <@Aeria> "What was your mistake, I can help you cleanse your ties to the rose."
[21:49] <Rain_> "I have to kill you since you didn't run.... why didn't you just run."
[21:50] <@Aeria> "Because there isn't a need for violence in this case, your oath can be broken with ease.
[21:50]  * Aeria looks at the girl below her. "Please just trust me, even though it's an incredibly difficult thing to ask of you."
[21:50] <Rain_> "The Rose isn't evil or good. It kills everything tangled in it's thorns without exception."
[21:50] <@Aeria> "And what does that say about you? It hasn't killed you, yet you're entangled."
[21:51] <Rain_> "Miss Angel... have you ever hurt people? If I let you go will you kill and steal from others?"
[21:51] <@Aeria> "I don't kill unless my father demands it, my target is the Rose, that is finality."
[21:52] <@Aeria> "I can save you from your existing bond, you just have to trust me, Rain."
[21:52] <Rain_> "I once defended a man with my life without knowing anything, the person who's life I took to defend him was an assassin. And the man was a wanted serial killer."
[21:53] <Rain_> "I killed her and protected hm because he was weak and she was strong...."
[21:53] <Rain_> "Did you know you don't have to be string to be evil?"
[21:53] <@Aeria> "I did."
[21:53] <Rain_> "And you can be evil and hurt people even if you're a weakling."
[21:54] <Rain_> "There's no way to know if somebody will hurt other people or not."
[21:54] <Rain_> "Do you know why?"
[21:54] <Rain_> "Because everyone hurts other people."
[21:54] <Rain_> "People step on each other like roaches."
[21:55] <@Aeria> "Because life itself is a mystery, there is no way of truly knowing anything Rain. You did what you percieved as right, however your perception varies. Everyone is going to hurt somebody else, it's the natural order. People hurt people. People heal people. People create, people destroy."
[21:55] <Rain_> "No matter how hard I try I can never protect people who deserve it, because as soon as the tide turns in their favor they'll be the ones bullying others."
[21:56]  * Aeria flys down and lands behind Rain, gently embracing the girl. "Then protect yourself, because no matter what, someone is going to be injured."
[21:56] <Rain_> (At this point she's ranting, and not listening to each other.)
[21:56] <Rain_> and you're&
[21:56] <Rain_> **
[21:57] <Rain_> "How do you intend to help me Miss Angel?"
[21:58] <@Aeria> "Severing your bond, letting you free, and more importantly, being someone, something more than an idea, you can rely on. Also you'll have a place to sleep, and that's a fantastic bonus."
[21:58] <Rain_> "I could do that myself. My bond to the Rose is of my own choosing, I will not go back on my oath. We have nothing more to discuss."
[21:59] <Rain_> (You just ended the charm effect by asking her to do something against her alignment)
[21:59] <@Aeria> (Fantastic)
[21:59]  * Aeria lets go. "Well, I can flee, and we can attempt this conversation again."
[22:00] <Rain_> "Please do your best."
[22:00]  * Aeria takes off "I do not wish to harm you Rain! You're much more than simple fodder for an idea that will collapse on itself. It's a shame to see such potential wasted."
[22:00]  * Rain_ turns and sits back on her bench.
[22:01]  * Aeria flies back toward home shaking her head. "A shame, a shame. Father how will you acquire more servants if I fail as such simple things..."
[22:01] <Rain_> "She'll get away you know." A man in a wide brimmed hat says from behind the bench.
[22:01] <Rain_> "What makes you say that?"
[22:02] <Rain_> "The little lady's got a lotta fight in her, the fodder round here won't be able to take em out."
[22:03] <Rain_> "Who are you calling fodder?"
[22:04] <Rain_> "Not you obviously, you're at least a silver piece darlin." The man says as he stands and ruffles the girls hair.
[22:05] <Rain_> "I'm gonna just hang back and watch for a bit."
[22:05] <Rain_> "You're a fool." Rain says.
[22:05] <Rain_> "Yeah, and you're a puppet. That's the problem with the good girls."
[22:05] <Rain_> With that the man leaves Rain to her contemplation.
[22:06]  * Rain_ hangs her head.
[22:06] <Rain_> "Why is everyone so much smarter than me."
[22:06] == Rain_ has changed nick to Roll-chan
[22:06] <!DnD-sama> Alright.
[22:06] <!DnD-sama> So that's Ally's encounter.
[22:07] <@Aeria> I am ashamed.
[22:07] <@Aeria> ;_;
[22:07] <@Malakai> (#CYOAsteady: Philosophy of what it means to be human and DnD)
[22:07] <!DnD-sama> I'm getting hungry but I feel bad leaving Brutus and Taco waiting so let's keep going.
[22:07] <Sazir> Eh? Oh it's fine Emmy.
[22:08]  * Belor sips on some tea "Oh jolly good little Em"
[22:09] <!DnD-sama> No, no.
[22:09] <!DnD-sama> Let's keep going.
[22:09] <Belor> The DnD train has no breaks
[22:10] <!DnD-sama> Alright Belor.
[22:11] <!DnD-sama> You arrive at the bar.
[22:13] <Belor> Ok, time to go inside and size up the joint before heading whoever own it
[22:13] <Belor> heading over to*
[22:14] <!DnD-sama> You enter the bar and your attention is immediately drawn to the beautiful waitress.
[22:15] <Belor> Well....I like this tavern already!
[22:15] <!DnD-sama> She walks over toward you.
[22:15] == Roll-chan has changed nick to Cute_Waitress
[22:16] <Cute_Waitress> "Hi there, cutie."
[22:16] <Cute_Waitress> roll 1d20+21
[22:16] <!DnD-sama> Cute_Waitress rolled : 1d20+21 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{25}
[22:16] <Cute_Waitress> The woman slashes at you with a rapier you didn't even realize she was carrying.
[22:17] <Cute_Waitress> That's a hit.
[22:17] <Belor> That it is
[22:17] <Cute_Waitress> roll 1d6+15
[22:17] <!DnD-sama> Cute_Waitress rolled : 1d6+15 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{20}
[22:18] <Belor> Ouch...maybe?
[22:18] <Cute_Waitress> Make a fortitude save DC 15
[22:18] <Cute_Waitress> You take 20 damage.
[22:18] <Cute_Waitress> It is an ouch.
[22:18] <Belor> Roll 1d20+14
[22:18] <!DnD-sama> Belor rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{25}
[22:18] <Cute_Waitress> WELP
[22:18] <Cute_Waitress> "Oopsie... you lived."
[22:18] == Cute_Waitress has changed nick to Raxor_
[22:19] == Raxor_ has changed nick to Razor_
[22:19] <Razor_> "Sorry~"
[22:19] <Razor_> "I give."
[22:19] <Vripe> Raxor sounds like a Kingdom Hearts name
[22:19] <Razor_> "What can I get you?" She asks as she sheaths her rapier.
[22:20] <Belor> "It is always the cute ones that try to kill me....Well I did come here for something , but a answer for stabbing me would be nice"
[22:20] <@Malakai> .
[22:21] <Razor_> "Oh, well I'm a member of an assassins guild paid to kill you."
[22:22] <Razor_> "But I failed, so I'll try again later~"
[22:22] <Razor_> "You should probably stop that bleeding."
[22:24]  * Belor looks at the nice wound he has now "That I should, but I have two more questions: Do you know the owner? I was sent to get something and....do you work here often?"
[22:25]  * Belor has his hand on his sword just in case she tries something again
[22:26] <Razor_> "I do, you can relax love. I'll probably try to bed you at leas once before I try to kill you again."
[22:26] <Razor_> "Besides there are plenty of others in this town who wanna kill you."
[22:27] <Razor_> "What is it you were here for?"
[22:28] <Belor> "To borrow some..what was it called....Buckrot I believe"
[22:29] <Razor_> "Ah! Sure sure!"
[22:29]  * Belor is trying to be a calm as possible even though he is "slightly" in pain.
[22:29]  * Razor_ runs off to get a jug of buckrot.
[22:30]  * Razor_ brings back said jug and places it on the table.
[22:31] <Belor> "Ah well thank you miss assassin...or do you have a name?"
[22:31]  * Belor places his hand on the jug
[22:31] <Razor_> "Razor."
[22:31] <Razor_> "You should come by when I'm off duty and we can have some fun~"
[22:32]  * Belor tries to laugh but a sharp pain runs up his spine" I can see your name suits you, and I might take you up on that offer"
[22:33]  * Belor takes the jug "A good day to you miss Razor"
[22:33]  * Belor walks backwards not taking his eyes off her until he reaches the door
[22:34]  * Razor_ goes back to waiting tables.
[22:34] == Razor_ has changed nick to Roll-chan
[22:34]  * Belor slips outside and says "OH god dam that hurts"
[22:34] <Roll-chan> MEANWHILE
[22:35] <Sazir> I'm walking on sunshine. OOOOH oOOOh OOO
[22:35] <Roll-chan> Sazir is working on a corpse.
[22:35] <Roll-chan> As you reach for a trocar to drain fluid from the bladder.
[22:36] <Roll-chan> The room fills with fire.
[22:36] <Roll-chan> Then the building ignites.
[22:36] <Roll-chan> roll 3d6
[22:36] <!DnD-sama> Roll-chan rolled : 3d6 --> [ 3d6=9 ]{9}
[22:36] <Roll-chan> you take 9 fire damage.
[22:36] <Roll-chan> Make a will save to kee your bearings.
[22:37] <Sazir> roll 1d20+9
[22:37] <!DnD-sama> Sazir rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{27}
[22:37] <Vripe> no problem
[22:37] <Vripe> just another day
[22:37] <Roll-chan> You IMMEDIATELY douse yourself in embalming fluid while holding your breath then scoop up Maria's bone bag and calmly work your way to the exit.
[22:38] <Roll-chan> As you walk out the exit of the morgue.
[22:38] <Roll-chan> The building burning behind you.
[22:38] <Roll-chan> Night is just setting in.
[22:38] <Roll-chan> And across from you a man sits crouched.
[22:38] <Roll-chan> His body appears to be on fire.
[22:39] <Roll-chan> "Sup."
[22:39] <Roll-chan> "You handle being lit on fire better than most people."
[22:39] <Sazir> "Oh you know, escaping firing death. Loving a beautiful dead body."
[22:39] == Roll-chan has changed nick to Blaze_
[22:40] <Blaze_> "You can probably guess but I'm here to kill you for a large sum of money."
[22:40] <Sazir> "Then you should probably know I'll kill you first and make love to your corpse."
[22:40] <Blaze_> Brutus shows up RIGHT at this second to see the morgue on fire and Sazir, with his hair wet, standing there in singed clothes relatively unharmed.
[22:41] <Blaze_> "How fun."
[22:41]  * Sazir smiles. "Isn't it just?"
[22:41] <@Aeria> (FUCK OFF BRAND NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE)
[22:41] <Blaze_> (He's cuter than brand)
[22:41] <Blaze_> (He's like bishie Brand)
[22:41] <@Aeria> (>Bishie)
[22:41] <@Aeria> (I lost all interest)
[22:42] <Blaze_> I feel dirty for writing that.
[22:42] <Belor_> ".....Well this is troublesome"
[22:42] <Blaze_> "Are you boys ready for a game?"
[22:42]  * Blaze_ spreads his hands as fire spreads out from him.
[22:43] <Blaze_> [END]
[22:43] <Blaze_> CLIFF HANGER