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- >"I leave for an hour and you're already smashed..."
- >You swing around, watching your Uncle Chen walk up wearing an unsurprised look.
- "Pfft."
- >You emphasize with air quotes.
- "Smashed... I'm only three mugs *hic!* in."
- >You slide down the table's bench a little to hide the eight empty tankards.
- >The two drunk humans sitting on the other side voice up.
- >"Yeah she's fiiinee!" They say in red-faced unison.
- >Chen maintains a neutral composure "So then riddle me this - where's your pants."
- "...Uhhh."
- >You point to one of the few Lunar Dragon costumes prancing around the festival grounds.
- "The dancers took it."
- >When Chen turns his head, you swing back around on your bench, ignore the wetness you're slathering a bit on, raise a leg, and continue the footjob under the wooden table on the human to your right who's pants are also lacking.
- >That same human slams a fist on the table, knocking down a few mugs when you start scissoring his shaft in between your big toe and index.
- >The next thing you know, Chen takes his arms under your shoulders and lifts you up from the bench, a strand of grool trailing from your muff to the seat.
- >"I think it's best we go. You two try to have a happy New Lunar week."
- "Aww comon Uncle, we just got here! I dressed up and everything..."
- >He throws you over his shoulder, making sure your dress covers your free love, and hauls you away.
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