Hanayui no Shou 22-1E

A wonderful delusion - 1

[Anzu's room]

Anz: ...

Tam: Tama... I mean, you're back ta marathoning books. What kind of story are you trying ta marinade in this time?

Anz: Tamarind-senpai, stop saying so many weird things to divert my attention already... [1]

Tam: You bought it hook, line and sinker. So, what story are you reading?

Anz: You see, the two main characters in this story hit their heads and swapped bodies!

Tam: Huh, that sounds interesting. Anzu, if it was you, who would you want to swap with?

Anz: Me? It'd have to be you, Tamacchi-senpai. I want to try what it feels like to run around full of energy, play sports or enjoy the outdoors.

Tam: I see. So basically, if you and Tama switched bodies... It'd be kind of like this?

[Anzu and Tama's delusion]

Anzu (in Tama): Everyone, please run a little faster! The prey is escaping! Teeheehee.

Anz (Tam): Now I'll climb this rock, catch some fish in the river and rampage through the obstacle course.

Tama (in Anzu): Wait a little! Huff, wheeze... Quit running so fast, I'm tired! I can't run anymore, and I'm hungry!

Anz (Tam): Jeez! Tamacchi-senpai, you're hopeless. I'll carry you in my arms then.

Tam (Anz): Waaah! Quit it! It's embarassing! Let me go! I said let go!

Tam (Anz): Ow, that hurts! Don't just let me go suddenly!

Anz (Tam): But you said to let go...

Tam (Anz): I didn't mean literally! Hm? Wait. Tama's inside Anzu now... right?

Anz (Tam): W-What about it?

Tam (Anz): Wooohoo! Finally! Finally! These sacred treasures are finally on my body!

Anz (Tam): Kyaaa! What are you doing, Tamacchi-senpai! Don't play around with my breasts!

Tam (Anz): Woohooo! Miracle Mountains!

Anz: Don't just grab people's breasts all of a sudden, jeez!

Tam: What are you talking about? If Tama's inside, then it might as well be Tama's own body.

Anz: B-But there are still some things that are okay, and some that are not! Tamacchi-senpai, you're a deviant!

Tam: Say what!? Tamacchi's so shocked right now...

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Notes:
1 - original jokes are "tama" "mata" (again); "tama...hamatteru" (being hooked), which leads into "hamacchi" instead of "Tamacchi"