Ashens's Song (Sad Onion)

I told you about bootleg video games
The type of tat that makes me insane
And with every asylum trip comes a gift
On the packaging, why I don't sift

Looking at this tat today
To see the foolishness envisioned by they
Looking at a sad onion

I know those bronies out there, brave enough to buy toys, yeah
Despite inaccuracies, you're glad that you can have
Another gift that's best
20% cooler than the rest

The Equestrians are fine, it's just that sign
Makes it so much better than fine
Looking at a sad onion

Looking at a sad onion

I told you almost everything that I know
Mostly tat, but there's one little glow
And that glow is so special to me

Take a look and see

Best part of this cheap-arse rubbish
Makes me avoid that oh so fateful wish
Looking at a sad onion