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- 1
- 00:00:55,061 --> 00:00:57,756
- ⪠Come on over
- and we'll settle it right âª
- 2
- 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,930
- ⪠Put your dukes up
- 'cause I'm ready
- to fight for you âª
- 3
- 00:01:03,017 --> 00:01:04,712
- ⪠I'll fight for you
- 4
- 00:01:06,061 --> 00:01:09,191
- - Has anyone seen my pushup bra?
- - Under your wig.
- 5
- 00:01:11,451 --> 00:01:13,017
- - You're on in two minutes,
- Rickey.
- 6
- 00:01:14,712 --> 00:01:16,625
- ⪠I'll fight for you
- 7
- 00:01:18,974 --> 00:01:21,321
- ⪠Come on over
- and we'll settle it right âª
- 8
- 00:01:21,364 --> 00:01:23,930
- ⪠Put your dukes up
- 'cause I'm ready âª
- 9
- 00:01:23,974 --> 00:01:26,625
- ⪠To fight for you
- 10
- 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:29,104
- ⪠I'll fight for you
- 11
- 00:01:29,148 --> 00:01:31,712
- - Alright, let's hear it
- for the gruesome twosome!
- 12
- 00:01:31,756 --> 00:01:33,625
- Or as I affectionately
- call them,
- 13
- 00:01:33,669 --> 00:01:35,364
- Dumb and Dumber!
- 14
- 00:01:35,408 --> 00:01:38,495
- [laughing]
- The Diva and Miss Ambrose.
- 15
- 00:01:39,235 --> 00:01:41,364
- Good evening,
- ladies and gentlemen.
- 16
- 00:01:41,408 --> 00:01:44,495
- I'm Dusty Muffin.
- And I gotta warn you,
- this muffin has nuts.
- 17
- 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,800
- You know,
- in case you're allergic.
- 18
- 00:01:47,669 --> 00:01:51,061
- Welcome to our show:
- Leave it, it's Beaver!
- 19
- 00:01:51,104 --> 00:01:53,756
- Oh, what, honey,
- you're straight?
- Yeah, guess what.
- 20
- 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,278
- So is spaghetti
- until you get it hot and wet.
- [chuckling]
- 21
- 00:01:57,321 --> 00:02:01,191
- She got fired
- from the sperm bank
- for drinking on the job!
- 22
- 00:02:01,235 --> 00:02:03,625
- Rickey Pedia!
- [applause]
- 23
- 00:02:03,669 --> 00:02:06,669
- ⪠And if you must go
- 24
- 00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:10,017
- ⪠Oh darling I'll set you free
- 25
- 00:02:10,061 --> 00:02:13,061
- ⪠But I know in time
- 26
- 00:02:13,104 --> 00:02:16,104
- ⪠That we'll be together
- 27
- 00:02:18,408 --> 00:02:20,625
- ⪠Now I won't try
- 28
- 00:02:20,669 --> 00:02:23,843
- ⪠To stop you now from leaving
- 29
- 00:02:24,451 --> 00:02:28,843
- ⪠'Cause in my heart I know
- 30
- 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:32,278
- ⪠Love will lead you back
- 31
- 00:02:32,321 --> 00:02:35,104
- ⪠Someday I just know
- 32
- 00:02:35,148 --> 00:02:40,669
- ⪠That love will lead you back
- to my arms âª
- 33
- 00:02:40,712 --> 00:02:42,408
- ⪠Where you belong
- 34
- 00:02:42,451 --> 00:02:45,451
- [exclamations]
- ⪠I'm sure
- 35
- 00:02:45,495 --> 00:02:47,191
- ⪠Sure as stars are shining
- 36
- 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:49,235
- - Rickey. Rickey. Rickey!
- 37
- 00:02:49,278 --> 00:02:51,974
- God, Rickey,
- what did you take, huh?
- 38
- 00:02:52,017 --> 00:02:53,930
- Okay, breathe. Breathe.
- - Rickey.
- 39
- 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:56,278
- - Come on, baby,
- what did you take? Huh?
- 40
- 00:02:56,321 --> 00:02:58,104
- What did you take? Rickey?
- 41
- 00:02:58,148 --> 00:03:00,061
- [song fading]
- 42
- 00:03:01,451 --> 00:03:04,800
- - Alright, ladies and Henry,
- from the top.
- 43
- 00:03:05,843 --> 00:03:09,495
- And a-one and two and...
- 44
- 00:03:10,495 --> 00:03:13,495
- ⪠Amazing grace
- 45
- 00:03:13,538 --> 00:03:19,191
- ⪠How sweet the sound
- 46
- 00:03:19,235 --> 00:03:22,104
- ⪠That saved
- 47
- 00:03:22,148 --> 00:03:25,800
- ⪠A wretch like me...
- 48
- 00:03:31,451 --> 00:03:35,495
- ⪠I once was lost
- 49
- 00:03:35,538 --> 00:03:40,408
- ⪠But now am found
- 50
- 00:03:40,451 --> 00:03:43,625
- ⪠Was blind
- 51
- 00:03:43,669 --> 00:03:46,582
- ⪠But now...
- 52
- 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:49,625
- ⪠I see
- 53
- 00:03:51,843 --> 00:03:55,538
- - Alright, well,
- that was neither amazing
- nor graceful.
- 54
- 00:03:55,582 --> 00:03:57,538
- Erna Lee and Imogene,
- 55
- 00:03:57,582 --> 00:04:00,278
- it's not a competition, ladies.
- 56
- 00:04:00,321 --> 00:04:02,625
- God can hear you, I assure you.
- 57
- 00:04:02,669 --> 00:04:04,278
- Thank you, Bevette.
- 58
- 00:04:06,843 --> 00:04:12,364
- ⪠Amazing grace
- 59
- 00:04:12,408 --> 00:04:14,712
- ⪠How sweet the...
- 60
- 00:04:14,756 --> 00:04:16,408
- - Wear the red.
- 61
- 00:04:16,451 --> 00:04:20,278
- Helps if the choir
- can read your lips,
- tone deaf as they are.
- 62
- 00:04:20,321 --> 00:04:22,017
- - Oh, Bevette.
- 63
- 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:25,800
- - Well, you let anyone in
- who wants to sing,
- even if they can't.
- 64
- 00:04:25,843 --> 00:04:28,408
- - It's church, Bevette,
- not a contest.
- 65
- 00:04:28,451 --> 00:04:30,408
- [phone ringing]
- [chuckling]
- 66
- 00:04:30,451 --> 00:04:32,625
- - Phone for you.
- - Who is it?
- 67
- 00:04:34,451 --> 00:04:35,843
- - Friend of Rickey's.
- 68
- 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:40,495
- - Hello?
- 69
- 00:04:42,451 --> 00:04:43,843
- What? When?
- 70
- 00:04:45,843 --> 00:04:47,538
- What'd he take?
- 71
- 00:04:47,582 --> 00:04:49,061
- - What is it, Maybelline?
- 72
- 00:04:53,017 --> 00:04:55,278
- - No. No!
- 73
- 00:04:55,321 --> 00:04:57,712
- No!! No, no, no!!
- 74
- 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,712
- [singing on TV]
- 75
- 00:05:10,235 --> 00:05:12,843
- - You need to eat somethin'.
- [indistinct chatter on TV]
- 76
- 00:05:15,887 --> 00:05:17,538
- - Beautiful boy.
- 77
- 00:05:17,582 --> 00:05:19,974
- - A long time ago, Maybelline.
- 78
- 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:23,104
- - Did you book the flights?
- 79
- 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,843
- Funeral's Monday.
- 80
- 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:27,843
- - We're not goin' anywhere.
- Now you need
- to rest your nerves.
- 81
- 00:05:29,321 --> 00:05:32,278
- Come on, now.
- Just a couple of bites.
- 82
- 00:05:46,321 --> 00:05:49,061
- [door opening]
- - Anybody home?!
- 83
- 00:05:49,104 --> 00:05:50,974
- - In here, Bevette.
- 84
- 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:54,235
- - Ah... You all packed?
- - Uh-huh.
- 85
- 00:05:54,278 --> 00:05:56,451
- Thanks again for takin' me.
- 86
- 00:05:56,495 --> 00:05:59,104
- - You wearin' that?
- On the plane?
- 87
- 00:05:59,148 --> 00:06:00,582
- - Yeah.
- 88
- 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:02,278
- - Well, at least
- you'll be comfortable.
- 89
- 00:06:10,669 --> 00:06:12,843
- - Where do you think
- you're goin'?
- 90
- 00:06:12,887 --> 00:06:16,191
- - Well, I'll just...
- maybe skedaddle
- off to the bathroom,
- 91
- 00:06:16,235 --> 00:06:18,495
- let you two have
- a little tête-à -tête.
- 92
- 00:06:20,930 --> 00:06:22,364
- - Well?
- 93
- 00:06:23,538 --> 00:06:25,321
- - You know where I'm going.
- 94
- 00:06:25,364 --> 00:06:27,278
- - You weren't gonna ask me?
- 95
- 00:06:28,669 --> 00:06:30,191
- - I'll only be gone a few days.
- 96
- 00:06:30,235 --> 00:06:32,538
- One of us has to go,
- 97
- 00:06:32,582 --> 00:06:35,625
- make sure he's...
- put to rest properly.
- 98
- 00:06:35,669 --> 00:06:39,408
- - He already moved on from us
- years ago by his own choice.
- 99
- 00:06:39,451 --> 00:06:41,625
- - Well, I'm still his mother.
- 100
- 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:44,148
- - Not anymore.
- 101
- 00:06:45,235 --> 00:06:47,451
- - Bevette, come on!
- 102
- 00:06:47,495 --> 00:06:50,321
- Hurry up or I'll miss my flight!
- 103
- 00:06:53,235 --> 00:06:55,278
- - What's the point of puttin'
- yourself through this?
- 104
- 00:06:57,887 --> 00:07:01,278
- - We did it your way
- for 10 years, Jeb.
- 105
- 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,191
- You can't punish him anymore.
- 106
- 00:07:03,235 --> 00:07:05,061
- Now you're just punishing me.
- 107
- 00:07:05,974 --> 00:07:09,843
- You do what you want.
- I'm goin'
- to my own son's funeral!
- 108
- 00:07:39,451 --> 00:07:40,974
- [baby crying]
- 109
- 00:07:50,974 --> 00:07:52,974
- ⪠Deep in your bones
- 110
- 00:07:53,017 --> 00:07:56,408
- ⪠Your body bereaved
- 111
- 00:07:56,451 --> 00:07:59,148
- ⪠With nomenclature
- 112
- 00:07:59,191 --> 00:08:03,191
- ⪠Like you wanted to be
- 113
- 00:08:03,235 --> 00:08:06,712
- ⪠Framed by nature
- 114
- 00:08:06,756 --> 00:08:10,278
- ⪠The spirit awaiting
- 115
- 00:08:10,321 --> 00:08:13,191
- ⪠All those remaining
- 116
- 00:08:14,408 --> 00:08:16,104
- ⪠I sing a hymn for him
- 117
- 00:08:16,148 --> 00:08:20,191
- ⪠And with tears in his eyes
- 118
- 00:08:20,235 --> 00:08:23,800
- ⪠You looked to the light
- and said âª
- 119
- 00:08:23,843 --> 00:08:26,191
- ⪠I've lived a good life
- 120
- 00:08:26,235 --> 00:08:29,104
- ⪠Don't you worry
- 121
- 00:08:29,148 --> 00:08:33,017
- ⪠Don't you wait for me
- 122
- 00:08:34,148 --> 00:08:36,625
- ⪠I'll never be dead
- 123
- 00:08:36,669 --> 00:08:40,843
- ⪠Said the book that I read
- 124
- 00:08:48,843 --> 00:08:50,495
- - Thank you, Joan.
- 125
- 00:08:50,887 --> 00:08:52,669
- Rickey would've loved that.
- 126
- 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:56,191
- I'm Rickey's drag mother,
- Dusty Muffin.
- 127
- 00:08:57,148 --> 00:08:59,625
- Rickey Metcalf or,
- as we know her,
- 128
- 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:02,669
- Rickey Pedia, was...
- 129
- 00:09:02,712 --> 00:09:06,887
- a big, fucking, flaming comet.
- 130
- 00:09:08,451 --> 00:09:10,800
- More was more
- when it came to Rickey.
- 131
- 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:12,930
- More laughter, more joy,
- 132
- 00:09:12,974 --> 00:09:16,408
- more sex, more booze,
- 133
- 00:09:16,451 --> 00:09:20,538
- more drugs and, yes,
- more mascara.
- 134
- 00:09:20,582 --> 00:09:22,712
- [laughter]
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 135
- 00:09:22,756 --> 00:09:26,104
- with a tribute to Rickey,
- 136
- 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:29,364
- Rickey's drag sisters
- from the rehab mission!
- 137
- 00:09:31,364 --> 00:09:34,843
- ⪠How can I live
- without your love âª
- 138
- 00:09:34,887 --> 00:09:38,800
- ⪠I don't want to live
- without your love âª
- 139
- 00:09:38,843 --> 00:09:42,843
- ⪠You're bringing ecstasy
- 140
- 00:09:42,887 --> 00:09:44,625
- ⪠To me
- 141
- 00:09:45,582 --> 00:09:47,408
- ⪠Touch me now
- Touch me now âª
- 142
- 00:09:47,451 --> 00:09:51,235
- ⪠It feels so good
- it feels white hot âª
- 143
- 00:09:51,278 --> 00:09:55,625
- ⪠You touch me
- when we're dancing
- and I love it a lot âª
- 144
- 00:09:55,669 --> 00:09:59,408
- ⪠You're the only man
- who makes me weep âª
- 145
- 00:09:59,451 --> 00:10:03,538
- ⪠And you're the only man
- who makes me free âª
- 146
- 00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:06,843
- ⪠Oh baby it's so hard
- 147
- 00:10:06,887 --> 00:10:09,451
- ⪠It's so hard
- 148
- 00:10:09,495 --> 00:10:11,582
- ⪠So hard to handle
- 149
- 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:12,843
- ⪠If feels so good
- 150
- 00:10:12,887 --> 00:10:15,191
- ⪠It feels white hot
- 151
- 00:10:15,235 --> 00:10:19,148
- ⪠Touch me when we're dancing
- and I'll love it a lot âª
- 152
- 00:10:19,191 --> 00:10:22,930
- ⪠You're the only man
- who makes me weep âª
- 153
- 00:10:22,974 --> 00:10:27,278
- ⪠And you're the only man
- who makes me free âª
- 154
- 00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:30,364
- ⪠Oh baby it's so hard
- 155
- 00:10:30,408 --> 00:10:33,321
- ⪠It's so hard
- 156
- 00:10:33,364 --> 00:10:35,800
- ⪠So hard to handle
- 157
- 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,495
- ⪠Oh baby it's so hard...
- 158
- 00:11:07,061 --> 00:11:10,408
- ⪠Just like me
- when I find lipstick
- on his tie âª
- 159
- 00:11:10,451 --> 00:11:13,625
- ⪠He says there's no other woman
- so it must be a guy âª
- 160
- 00:11:13,669 --> 00:11:15,800
- ⪠Oh no
- [up-tempo music]
- 161
- 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,625
- ⪠Quelle tragédie
- 162
- 00:11:18,669 --> 00:11:20,408
- ⪠Oui
- 163
- 00:11:20,451 --> 00:11:22,843
- [indistinct singing]
- [laughter]
- 164
- 00:11:38,495 --> 00:11:40,756
- [knocking]
- 165
- 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,017
- - I'm Rickey's mother.
- 166
- 00:11:44,235 --> 00:11:46,538
- Wait, please. Uh...
- 167
- 00:11:47,669 --> 00:11:49,364
- I was upset yesterday.
- 168
- 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:52,104
- - Oh, when you stormed out
- of your son's funeral.
- 169
- 00:11:52,148 --> 00:11:54,364
- - I don't storm. I flounce.
- 170
- 00:11:56,061 --> 00:11:58,278
- And I regret it very much.
- I apologize.
- 171
- 00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:01,843
- - Well, there's no freshness
- date on bullshit.
- 172
- 00:12:02,669 --> 00:12:04,843
- - Whether you believe me or not,
- 173
- 00:12:04,887 --> 00:12:06,538
- I'm sorry.
- 174
- 00:12:06,582 --> 00:12:08,756
- But I was expecting a funeral,
- 175
- 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,625
- not a musical comedy.
- 176
- 00:12:10,669 --> 00:12:12,625
- - It's how
- he would've wanted it.
- 177
- 00:12:12,669 --> 00:12:14,974
- But you wouldn't know that,
- because you didn't know
- your son.
- 178
- 00:12:15,017 --> 00:12:19,321
- Why are you here, Mrs. Metcalf,
- circling like a vulture
- for whatever you can get?
- 179
- 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,148
- - What?
- - Talk to my lawyer.
- 180
- 00:12:24,451 --> 00:12:25,930
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- 181
- 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:40,408
- - Oh.
- - Oh, shit.
- Did I just run over your foot?
- 182
- 00:12:40,451 --> 00:12:42,148
- - No, I'm fine.
- 183
- 00:12:42,191 --> 00:12:43,930
- [crying]
- 184
- 00:12:43,974 --> 00:12:46,408
- You are so delectable.
- 185
- 00:12:46,451 --> 00:12:48,974
- I'd like to slather you
- in batter
- 186
- 00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:52,148
- and pop you in the roaster.
- 187
- 00:12:52,191 --> 00:12:53,669
- Yes, I would.
- 188
- 00:12:53,712 --> 00:12:57,712
- - Oh, my God,
- are you Rickey's mom...
- from Texas?
- 189
- 00:12:57,756 --> 00:12:59,061
- - Maybelline Metcalf.
- 190
- 00:12:59,104 --> 00:13:00,625
- - I'm Sienna Ellison.
- 191
- 00:13:00,669 --> 00:13:03,191
- Rickey and I were best friends.
- 192
- 00:13:03,235 --> 00:13:04,930
- This is also Rickey.
- 193
- 00:13:08,582 --> 00:13:11,061
- So Nathan wouldn't even
- let you in?
- 194
- 00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:15,712
- - He hates me.
- - He hates everyone right now.
- 195
- 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,061
- Just go around. It's a baby.
- 196
- 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,843
- - Is Rickey the baby's father?
- 197
- 00:13:25,887 --> 00:13:28,625
- - Oh, God, no. Definitely not.
- 198
- 00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:30,625
- - Do you know who is?
- 199
- 00:13:30,669 --> 00:13:32,148
- - Yeah.
- 200
- 00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:36,495
- Like 90-something percent.
- Listen,
- 201
- 00:13:36,538 --> 00:13:39,843
- the guy left me for some girl
- he met in line
- for the new iPhone.
- 202
- 00:13:42,451 --> 00:13:44,625
- So, like, when he was asleep,
- 203
- 00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:46,974
- I took pictures
- of his little, tiny dick,
- 204
- 00:13:47,017 --> 00:13:49,408
- and then I posted them
- on all of his chat rooms.
- 205
- 00:13:49,451 --> 00:13:52,321
- Anyway, he got a restraining
- order against me,
- but it was worth it.
- 206
- 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,321
- - Oh, my.
- - I know.
- 207
- 00:13:54,364 --> 00:13:57,625
- It's like every breakup:
- all that oral sex
- and it's like you're strangers.
- 208
- 00:13:59,451 --> 00:14:02,191
- - It must be hard
- raising a child on your own.
- 209
- 00:14:02,235 --> 00:14:05,364
- - I would've never
- gotten pregnant if I knew
- Rickey was gonna OD.
- 210
- 00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:08,669
- 'Cause Rickey was gonna help
- me raise the kid, you know?
- 211
- 00:14:08,712 --> 00:14:10,930
- Fucker.
- - Honey...
- 212
- 00:14:10,974 --> 00:14:14,887
- you thought
- that drug-addicted drag queen
- across the hall
- 213
- 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:17,104
- would be the responsible parent?
- 214
- 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,843
- - He had a lot of love.
- 215
- 00:14:20,061 --> 00:14:22,669
- But you wouldn't know that,
- would you?
- 216
- 00:14:25,669 --> 00:14:28,364
- - Rickey used to write
- at Christmas time.
- 217
- 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,843
- He told me his best friend
- was Sienna.
- 218
- 00:14:32,669 --> 00:14:34,538
- But I thought... You know,
- 219
- 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:38,495
- I saw all these pictures of him
- with his friends,
- and I just assumed.
- 220
- 00:14:39,451 --> 00:14:40,843
- You know.
- 221
- 00:14:40,887 --> 00:14:43,235
- - You thought
- I was a drag queen?
- - Well, yeah.
- 222
- 00:14:43,278 --> 00:14:45,887
- - I mean, San Francisco
- is a big melting pot, but...
- 223
- 00:14:48,451 --> 00:14:50,104
- ...these shits are real.
- 224
- 00:14:50,148 --> 00:14:52,625
- - This whole nation
- is one big melting pot,
- 225
- 00:14:52,669 --> 00:14:55,538
- but my town seems
- to be that big clump
- 226
- 00:14:55,582 --> 00:14:57,843
- of white flour
- that just won't melt.
- 227
- 00:14:57,887 --> 00:14:59,625
- [chuckling]
- - Oh, my God.
- 228
- 00:14:59,669 --> 00:15:02,061
- Rickey got his sense of humour
- from you.
- 229
- 00:15:03,451 --> 00:15:06,974
- Listen... why don't you come
- to my place for dinner tonight?
- 230
- 00:15:07,017 --> 00:15:09,538
- I'll invite Nathan.
- 231
- 00:15:09,582 --> 00:15:11,278
- Blindside him.
- 232
- 00:15:12,017 --> 00:15:15,148
- - I can see why you and Rickey
- were such good friends.
- 233
- 00:15:15,191 --> 00:15:17,104
- - Well, see how you feel
- after you eat my cooking.
- 234
- 00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:19,538
- - Anything I could bring?
- 235
- 00:15:19,582 --> 00:15:22,061
- - Low expectations.
- [chuckling]
- 236
- 00:15:26,582 --> 00:15:28,148
- - You sure
- there's nothin' I can do?
- 237
- 00:15:28,191 --> 00:15:31,104
- [knocking]
- - Come in.
- 238
- 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,843
- - What is she doing here?
- 239
- 00:15:41,887 --> 00:15:44,278
- - Don't be mad.
- She came all this way.
- 240
- 00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:48,191
- - Oh, I didn't realize
- you were such a busybody.
- I have nothing to say to her.
- 241
- 00:15:48,235 --> 00:15:51,017
- - Okay, so just listen and stop
- being such a dick.
- 242
- 00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:02,974
- Okay... Sorry, the chicken
- was totally overcooked.
- 243
- 00:16:03,017 --> 00:16:05,974
- - Oh, it's Cajun-style.
- 244
- 00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:09,408
- A little blackened
- around the edges is all.
- 245
- 00:16:09,451 --> 00:16:12,582
- - Well, desert will be better.
- It's my specialty.
- Shall I serve it?
- 246
- 00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:13,974
- [both]: Yeah.
- 247
- 00:16:15,364 --> 00:16:16,669
- - So bitchy.
- 248
- 00:16:18,321 --> 00:16:22,148
- - Let me help.
- - No, no, no. You sit down.
- You're my guest.
- 249
- 00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:31,148
- - I'm not here
- to fight with you,
- 250
- 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,408
- but I did know my son
- for most of his life.
- 251
- 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,321
- But you're right.
- 252
- 00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:40,451
- I didn't know who he became
- when he moved here,
- I only knew the boy.
- 253
- 00:16:40,495 --> 00:16:42,843
- - You disowned him.
- 254
- 00:16:42,887 --> 00:16:45,669
- - No, I did not.
- 255
- 00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:48,843
- - This, my specialty...
- 256
- 00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,887
- ...it's my own creation.
- 257
- 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,712
- I call it Banana Climax.
- 258
- 00:17:03,495 --> 00:17:04,974
- - Delicious.
- 259
- 00:17:05,017 --> 00:17:07,843
- - Mm, yeah, it doesn't suck.
- - Thank you.
- 260
- 00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:10,800
- My secret ingredient
- is resentment.
- 261
- 00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:12,800
- And a shit ton of baby food.
- 262
- 00:17:12,843 --> 00:17:15,712
- Right?
- And a shit ton of baby food,
- is it?
- 263
- 00:17:19,843 --> 00:17:23,191
- - I want you to know
- I never stopped loving my son.
- 264
- 00:17:23,235 --> 00:17:25,930
- Would you let me see
- where he lived?
- 265
- 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,712
- Show me... your home?
- 266
- 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,408
- - Fine.
- [cutlery rattling]
- 267
- 00:17:34,451 --> 00:17:35,974
- - What, now?
- 268
- 00:17:36,017 --> 00:17:38,625
- - It's now or never.
- 269
- 00:17:40,408 --> 00:17:41,843
- - Go!
- 270
- 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,148
- - Well...
- 271
- 00:17:50,191 --> 00:17:52,104
- here...
- 272
- 00:17:52,148 --> 00:17:53,712
- we are.
- 273
- 00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,538
- Those are his things,
- if you want to scavenge
- through them.
- 274
- 00:17:57,582 --> 00:17:59,061
- There's more in the closet.
- 275
- 00:18:00,235 --> 00:18:02,061
- - You're getting rid
- of all of it?
- 276
- 00:18:02,104 --> 00:18:04,625
- - Donating to AIDS hospice.
- 277
- 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:06,148
- - You waste no time.
- 278
- 00:18:06,191 --> 00:18:08,278
- - Welcome to the real world,
- lady.
- 279
- 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,800
- I have to move out in a week.
- I can't afford this place
- on my own.
- 280
- 00:18:12,669 --> 00:18:14,974
- - Move where?
- - I don't know.
- 281
- 00:18:15,017 --> 00:18:16,843
- I lived here for two years,
- 282
- 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,669
- but Rickey lived here for eight,
- so the lease was in his name,
- 283
- 00:18:19,712 --> 00:18:22,191
- and the landlord wants
- to jack the rent.
- 284
- 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,278
- I could fight it,
- but even if I did win,
- I can't afford it.
- 285
- 00:18:26,451 --> 00:18:28,191
- You know what? Here.
- 286
- 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,930
- Here.
- [tapping]
- 287
- 00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:36,625
- They won't let me touch
- his bank accounts or the lease
- 288
- 00:18:36,669 --> 00:18:39,278
- or the electric bill
- or the phone bill.
- 289
- 00:18:39,321 --> 00:18:42,451
- Everything is in his name
- and I'm not next of kin.
- 290
- 00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:45,451
- There's no will,
- and we weren't married,
- 291
- 00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:49,800
- because he wouldn't marry me
- until you would be there.
- 292
- 00:18:49,843 --> 00:18:53,061
- Didn't want to get married
- without his mommy.
- That's what he said.
- 293
- 00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:55,538
- That eventually
- you'd come around,
- 294
- 00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:59,148
- and... here you are
- just a few days too late.
- 295
- 00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:03,321
- Oh, yeah, he never stopped
- loving you either.
- 296
- 00:19:03,364 --> 00:19:05,712
- Even when I begged him to.
- 297
- 00:19:06,669 --> 00:19:07,930
- There you go.
- 298
- 00:19:09,538 --> 00:19:12,800
- - What's that?
- - The lease, keys,
- inventory, contracts.
- 299
- 00:19:13,451 --> 00:19:15,148
- Rickey owned the bar.
- 300
- 00:19:15,191 --> 00:19:18,148
- - The bar?
- - The club.
- 301
- 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,930
- The one we managed together?
- 302
- 00:19:19,974 --> 00:19:21,756
- Pandora's Box.
- 303
- 00:19:22,669 --> 00:19:24,364
- - Oh, my Lord.
- 304
- 00:19:24,408 --> 00:19:26,800
- - My home.
- Everything I worked for,
- 305
- 00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:28,843
- everything I own - all yours.
- 306
- 00:19:28,887 --> 00:19:31,191
- That's what the lawyer said.
- 307
- 00:19:31,235 --> 00:19:34,756
- - Oh, my Lord,
- I've inherited a gay bar.
- 308
- 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,278
- - Congratulations.
- 309
- 00:19:36,321 --> 00:19:39,148
- - Why, I don't want it.
- - Well, you've got it!
- 310
- 00:19:40,495 --> 00:19:42,364
- I gotta get ready for work.
- 311
- 00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:45,235
- - Take me with you.
- I gotta see it.
- 312
- 00:19:46,669 --> 00:19:48,712
- - Have you ever been
- to a gay bar?
- 313
- 00:19:49,887 --> 00:19:51,930
- - There's always a first time.
- 314
- 00:19:53,756 --> 00:19:56,321
- [rock music]
- [cheering]
- 315
- 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,843
- ⪠We've been here too long
- trying to get along âª
- 316
- 00:20:03,887 --> 00:20:05,582
- - Chappy.
- 317
- 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:08,451
- ⪠Pretending
- that you're oh so shy âª
- 318
- 00:20:08,495 --> 00:20:12,278
- ⪠I'm a natural ma'am
- Get her a... chardonnay.
- 319
- 00:20:12,321 --> 00:20:15,191
- ⪠My temperature
- is running high âª
- 320
- 00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:19,800
- I'd suggest you mingle,
- but I don't think you have much
- in common with this crowd.
- 321
- 00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,800
- - Not really much of a crowd.
- 322
- 00:20:21,843 --> 00:20:23,625
- - It's a weeknight.
- 323
- 00:20:23,669 --> 00:20:25,278
- ⪠Do you wanna touch
- ⪠Yeah
- 324
- 00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:27,017
- ⪠Do you wanna touch
- 325
- 00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:30,235
- ⪠Yeah
- ⪠Do you wanna touch me there
- 326
- 00:20:30,278 --> 00:20:32,148
- ⪠Where there
- 327
- 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,104
- ⪠Yeah
- 328
- 00:20:34,148 --> 00:20:36,061
- ⪠Oh yeah
- 329
- 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,061
- ⪠Oh yeah...
- 330
- 00:20:40,669 --> 00:20:42,148
- ⪠Yeah
- 331
- 00:20:42,191 --> 00:20:44,061
- ⪠Oh yeah
- ⪠Do you wanna a touch me
- 332
- 00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:47,800
- - She doesn't play well
- with others,
- so she plays with herself!
- 333
- 00:20:47,843 --> 00:20:49,538
- Thank you, Joan.
- 334
- 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,887
- Let's hear it
- for Joan's choreographer,
- Clitorus Leachman.
- 335
- 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:56,843
- And now the sluttiest nanny
- in history,
- 336
- 00:20:56,887 --> 00:20:58,625
- Cherry Poppins!
- 337
- 00:20:58,669 --> 00:21:00,061
- [light applause]
- [laughing]
- 338
- 00:21:00,104 --> 00:21:01,974
- She confided in my recently
- 339
- 00:21:02,017 --> 00:21:04,843
- that she has a great head
- for figures.
- 340
- 00:21:04,887 --> 00:21:08,148
- - No, sweetie, I said I have
- quite a figure for head.
- 341
- 00:21:08,191 --> 00:21:10,104
- [laughter]
- - TMI!
- 342
- 00:21:10,148 --> 00:21:12,712
- And TMJ. Alright,
- 343
- 00:21:12,756 --> 00:21:16,191
- up next,
- our very own talent scout,
- 344
- 00:21:16,235 --> 00:21:19,582
- Tequila Mockingbird!
- [light applause]
- 345
- 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,278
- Like the book?
- [chuckling]
- 346
- 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,408
- And last but not least,
- 347
- 00:21:23,451 --> 00:21:26,104
- the gal who has burned
- a lot of steaks,
- 348
- 00:21:26,148 --> 00:21:28,669
- Joan of Arc... kansas!
- 349
- 00:21:28,712 --> 00:21:31,408
- Get it? No?
- 350
- 00:21:31,451 --> 00:21:33,843
- ⪠Hey buds below
- 351
- 00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:35,669
- ⪠Up is where to grow
- 352
- 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:40,712
- ⪠Up with which below
- can't compare with âª
- 353
- 00:21:40,756 --> 00:21:42,625
- ⪠Hurry
- 354
- 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:46,104
- ⪠It's lovely up here
- 355
- 00:21:46,148 --> 00:21:48,800
- - You know I love you,
- and Rickey,
- 356
- 00:21:48,843 --> 00:21:50,625
- but a girl's gotta eat.
- 357
- 00:21:50,669 --> 00:21:53,625
- - You're the only act
- they're coming to see.
- 358
- 00:21:53,669 --> 00:21:56,669
- - But that's the problem.
- Nobody knows what's going on
- with this place.
- 359
- 00:21:56,712 --> 00:21:59,800
- We've been offered weeknights
- at Chandelierium,
- and I have to take it.
- 360
- 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:06,191
- - I take it that's not good.
- 361
- 00:22:07,235 --> 00:22:09,800
- ⪠Wake up
- 362
- 00:22:09,843 --> 00:22:12,235
- ⪠Bestir yourself
- 363
- 00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:16,408
- ⪠It's time
- that you disinter yourself âª
- 364
- 00:22:16,451 --> 00:22:17,974
- ⪠You've got...
- 365
- 00:22:18,017 --> 00:22:21,061
- - Our most popular performers
- just quit.
- 366
- 00:22:21,104 --> 00:22:23,191
- Business is flat-lining.
- 367
- 00:22:24,148 --> 00:22:27,061
- Maybe 'cause there was a death
- in the club or...
- 368
- 00:22:27,104 --> 00:22:30,061
- maybe they were just coming
- to see Rickey all along.
- 369
- 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:35,191
- I never realized how much
- he looked like you.
- 370
- 00:22:38,321 --> 00:22:40,278
- I think
- you were his inspiration.
- 371
- 00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:45,408
- On stage, he was a real bitch.
- 372
- 00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:48,843
- - Did you ever perform here?
- 373
- 00:22:48,887 --> 00:22:50,843
- - Me? Heh, no.
- 374
- 00:22:51,669 --> 00:22:53,538
- A little karaoke sometimes.
- 375
- 00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:55,061
- I ran the business side;
- 376
- 00:22:55,104 --> 00:22:57,451
- Rickey was creative.
- 377
- 00:22:57,495 --> 00:23:00,148
- He put everything he had
- into this place.
- 378
- 00:23:01,887 --> 00:23:04,451
- This place is all I have left
- of him.
- 379
- 00:23:04,495 --> 00:23:06,712
- ⪠RSVP peonies
- 380
- 00:23:06,756 --> 00:23:08,495
- ⪠Pollinate the breeze
- 381
- 00:23:08,538 --> 00:23:10,148
- ⪠Make the queen of bees
- 382
- 00:23:10,191 --> 00:23:12,712
- ⪠Hot as brandy
- 383
- 00:23:13,451 --> 00:23:15,669
- - I have that chandelier.
- 384
- 00:23:15,712 --> 00:23:18,364
- ⪠Come give at least a preview
- 385
- 00:23:19,669 --> 00:23:22,191
- ⪠Of Easter
- Ha!
- 386
- 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:26,756
- ⪠Come up and see the good
- we're giving âª
- 387
- 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,712
- ⪠Come up and see
- the grounds for living âª
- 388
- 00:23:31,364 --> 00:23:35,364
- ⪠Come poke your head out
- 389
- 00:23:35,408 --> 00:23:39,191
- ⪠Open up and spread out
- 390
- 00:23:40,843 --> 00:23:42,451
- ⪠Hurry
- 391
- 00:23:42,495 --> 00:23:45,843
- ⪠It's lovely...
- 392
- 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:55,408
- ⪠Here...
- 393
- 00:24:10,538 --> 00:24:12,191
- [phone vibrating]
- 394
- 00:24:18,669 --> 00:24:20,191
- - Hello.
- 395
- 00:24:20,235 --> 00:24:23,017
- - Sorry.
- I didn't know who else to call.
- - I don't mind.
- 396
- 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:25,321
- Might do me some good.
- 397
- 00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:27,364
- - So there's breast milk
- in the fridge.
- 398
- 00:24:27,408 --> 00:24:29,800
- All from this one;
- this one's on strike.
- 399
- 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:33,538
- - Lefty needs a massage.
- - Ah, tell me about it.
- 400
- 00:24:35,582 --> 00:24:37,061
- Okay, I'll call you.
- 401
- 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,495
- - Bye.
- 402
- 00:24:41,017 --> 00:24:42,278
- Hey.
- 403
- 00:24:42,321 --> 00:24:44,278
- - Hello.
- - Jeb, hi.
- 404
- 00:24:44,321 --> 00:24:46,712
- - I thought I'd hear from you
- before now.
- 405
- 00:24:46,756 --> 00:24:48,408
- - They're keeping me busy,
- darling.
- 406
- 00:24:48,451 --> 00:24:49,930
- - How was the memorial?
- 407
- 00:24:51,321 --> 00:24:54,364
- - You would've been...
- very moved.
- 408
- 00:24:55,843 --> 00:24:57,538
- I'm gonna stay a little longer.
- 409
- 00:24:57,582 --> 00:25:00,364
- Would you please
- put some money
- in the joint account?
- 410
- 00:25:01,669 --> 00:25:03,538
- - How much longer?
- 411
- 00:25:03,582 --> 00:25:05,712
- - I dunno. A few days.
- 412
- 00:25:06,843 --> 00:25:08,843
- Five thousand, maybe ten?
- 413
- 00:25:08,887 --> 00:25:10,843
- - Five thousand?!
- 414
- 00:25:10,887 --> 00:25:13,104
- - Well, there's legal fees
- and...
- 415
- 00:25:13,148 --> 00:25:15,625
- and... and other expenses
- and whatnot.
- 416
- 00:25:15,669 --> 00:25:17,278
- [sighing]
- 417
- 00:25:17,321 --> 00:25:19,974
- - Well, I hope
- this doesn't become a habit.
- 418
- 00:25:20,017 --> 00:25:22,800
- - It's not gonna become a habit,
- Jeb.
- 419
- 00:25:22,843 --> 00:25:25,974
- I'm only gonna bury my son
- the once.
- 420
- 00:25:26,017 --> 00:25:27,712
- - Look, for 50 bucks--
- 421
- 00:25:32,930 --> 00:25:34,843
- - Please get this
- to your landlord.
- 422
- 00:25:34,887 --> 00:25:37,843
- That should cover your rent
- for a couple months.
- 423
- 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:43,364
- - I don't want
- to take your money.
- 424
- 00:25:45,451 --> 00:25:48,148
- - It's Rickey's money.
- I got it from his bank.
- 425
- 00:25:50,843 --> 00:25:53,625
- I won't see you homeless
- on my account.
- 426
- 00:25:54,451 --> 00:25:57,364
- - You expect me to be grateful
- for giving me back
- my own money?
- 427
- 00:25:59,451 --> 00:26:03,104
- - I've also decided
- to let the club stay open
- 428
- 00:26:03,148 --> 00:26:05,278
- for two months as a trial.
- 429
- 00:26:05,321 --> 00:26:09,235
- - Trial for what?
- - I can't in good conscience
- even speak to my husband
- 430
- 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:11,756
- about not selling the business
- if it's losing money.
- 431
- 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,712
- And think of it
- as Rickey's legacy.
- 432
- 00:26:13,756 --> 00:26:15,712
- Rickey would want it
- to be successful.
- 433
- 00:26:15,756 --> 00:26:18,843
- - No, I'd rather sell the place
- than work for you.
- 434
- 00:26:20,235 --> 00:26:21,843
- - Think of us
- as business partners.
- 435
- 00:26:21,887 --> 00:26:23,887
- And consider Sienna.
- 436
- 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:28,278
- I can sleep on her sofa
- and take care of baby Rickey
- during the day.
- 437
- 00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:30,843
- - That would be amazing.
- I'd love that.
- 438
- 00:26:32,235 --> 00:26:34,843
- - What do you know
- about running a drag bar?
- 439
- 00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:36,712
- - I'm a Southern Baptist
- choir mistress.
- 440
- 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,887
- Different songs, same divas.
- 441
- 00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:42,930
- Some of the same wigs, too.
- 442
- 00:26:42,974 --> 00:26:46,148
- - Just take the deal
- for the both of us.
- 443
- 00:26:46,191 --> 00:26:47,843
- - That is my bar!
- 444
- 00:26:47,887 --> 00:26:51,321
- Rickey warned me about you,
- but he didn't do you justice.
- 445
- 00:26:51,364 --> 00:26:54,582
- I'm gonna find out
- what you're after,
- you conniving bitch.
- 446
- 00:26:55,669 --> 00:26:57,061
- - I don't connive.
- 447
- 00:26:58,582 --> 00:27:00,843
- I scheme.
- I'm a scheming bitch.
- 448
- 00:27:10,582 --> 00:27:12,800
- - We'll nail it tonight.
- 449
- 00:27:12,843 --> 00:27:16,191
- - Should I tweet our followers
- that we have
- a new closing number?
- 450
- 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:17,712
- - Twat away.
- 451
- 00:27:17,756 --> 00:27:19,278
- Smell her.
- 452
- 00:27:19,887 --> 00:27:22,061
- And did you get a load
- of that accent?
- 453
- 00:27:22,104 --> 00:27:25,321
- And her name is Maybelline,
- for chrissake.
- 454
- 00:27:25,364 --> 00:27:29,538
- I'd probably like it better
- if it were Loreal.
- 455
- 00:27:29,582 --> 00:27:32,625
- - So is Mommy Dearest
- gonna be our new boss?
- 456
- 00:27:32,669 --> 00:27:34,582
- - She does own the place now.
- 457
- 00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:37,191
- - Any direction at this point
- would be nice.
- 458
- 00:27:37,235 --> 00:27:39,495
- Uh, Mama Metcalf?
- 459
- 00:27:39,538 --> 00:27:41,625
- I'm Dusty.
- 460
- 00:27:41,669 --> 00:27:45,278
- Or Roger, if you prefer it,
- but I prefer Dusty.
- 461
- 00:27:46,235 --> 00:27:48,451
- I was Rickey's drag mother.
- 462
- 00:27:49,887 --> 00:27:53,104
- A drag mother...
- shows a younger queen the ropes,
- 463
- 00:27:53,148 --> 00:27:55,278
- teaches her
- the rules of etiquette,
- 464
- 00:27:55,321 --> 00:27:58,235
- and helps bring out the queen
- from within.
- 465
- 00:27:58,278 --> 00:28:00,495
- - We're sorry for your loss.
- 466
- 00:28:01,191 --> 00:28:03,756
- I'm Eric.
- - Hi, Eric.
- 467
- 00:28:05,451 --> 00:28:08,364
- I heard you sing at his funeral.
- It was beautiful.
- 468
- 00:28:08,408 --> 00:28:10,625
- Thank you.
- It really touched my heart.
- 469
- 00:28:10,669 --> 00:28:12,061
- - I'm Joan.
- 470
- 00:28:12,104 --> 00:28:14,712
- - You have a boy name?
- - Just Joan.
- 471
- 00:28:15,321 --> 00:28:17,235
- - Nice to meet you, Joan.
- 472
- 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:21,451
- - I'm Cherry.
- We all loved Rickey very much.
- - Um, do we still have jobs?
- 473
- 00:28:21,495 --> 00:28:23,278
- - Okay, look.
- 474
- 00:28:23,321 --> 00:28:25,104
- I'm still in charge here.
- 475
- 00:28:25,148 --> 00:28:28,408
- Think of Mrs. Metcalf
- as a silent partner.
- 476
- 00:28:28,451 --> 00:28:32,278
- - Uh, good, because I don't take
- orders from amateurs.
- 477
- 00:28:32,321 --> 00:28:35,104
- - You want direction, Dusty?
- 478
- 00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,974
- I'll give you direction.
- 479
- 00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:38,800
- Rehearse more.
- 480
- 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,887
- - Pay me more.
- 481
- 00:28:40,930 --> 00:28:43,364
- - Your lip-syncing sucks.
- 482
- 00:28:43,408 --> 00:28:47,364
- You've gotten too lazy to move
- and face the music,
- if you can hear the music.
- 483
- 00:28:47,408 --> 00:28:49,495
- It's not like you're packing
- them in these days.
- 484
- 00:28:49,538 --> 00:28:50,712
- - Oh, God.
- 485
- 00:28:52,408 --> 00:28:54,887
- - Alright, now, look.
- I don't want to speak ill
- of the dead,
- 486
- 00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:57,843
- we all loved Rickey,
- but let's be honest -
- 487
- 00:28:57,887 --> 00:28:59,974
- he had not been himself
- in a long time.
- 488
- 00:29:00,017 --> 00:29:03,104
- And his fans - ourfans -
- 489
- 00:29:03,148 --> 00:29:05,756
- did not want to watch
- their star burn out.
- 490
- 00:29:06,451 --> 00:29:08,538
- So we are without a director,
- 491
- 00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:10,278
- without a star.
- 492
- 00:29:10,321 --> 00:29:12,887
- We have to put
- a whole new show together.
- 493
- 00:29:12,930 --> 00:29:16,104
- So if you want to keep
- this place going without him,
- 494
- 00:29:16,148 --> 00:29:17,843
- you need
- to pull yourself together.
- 495
- 00:29:17,887 --> 00:29:22,148
- If I'm not appreciated
- after all these years...
- 496
- 00:29:23,148 --> 00:29:24,625
- ...I quit.
- 497
- 00:29:26,235 --> 00:29:28,017
- - Dusty, wait.
- 498
- 00:29:28,061 --> 00:29:29,887
- Everyone's upset.
- 499
- 00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:31,974
- I understand...
- 500
- 00:29:32,017 --> 00:29:34,104
- what it is to be older.
- 501
- 00:29:35,887 --> 00:29:37,364
- - Older?
- 502
- 00:29:38,887 --> 00:29:42,974
- This place was your baby's
- dream, his vision.
- 503
- 00:29:44,843 --> 00:29:46,538
- Maybe it should die with him.
- 504
- 00:29:53,017 --> 00:29:55,191
- - After practice tomorrow,
- 505
- 00:29:55,235 --> 00:29:57,930
- you can talk to us
- about your ideas... boss.
- 506
- 00:30:16,235 --> 00:30:18,278
- [blow-dryer running]
- 507
- 00:30:26,148 --> 00:30:28,104
- - Hi.
- [baby gurgling]
- 508
- 00:30:28,148 --> 00:30:29,930
- - Hmm. Morning.
- 509
- 00:30:31,017 --> 00:30:32,974
- - I love that lipstick colour.
- 510
- 00:30:33,017 --> 00:30:36,495
- - You know what? I could get you
- any shade of lipstick
- with my discount.
- 511
- 00:30:36,538 --> 00:30:40,191
- I know it's a little cliché,
- a blond bimbo selling cosmetics,
- 512
- 00:30:40,235 --> 00:30:43,278
- but... it's the only job I have
- right now.
- 513
- 00:30:43,321 --> 00:30:45,408
- It's all commissions.
- 514
- 00:30:45,451 --> 00:30:48,235
- Listen, I don't know how long
- you're staying for, but, uh,
- 515
- 00:30:48,278 --> 00:30:50,364
- I was thinking...
- 200 a week seems fair.
- 516
- 00:30:51,887 --> 00:30:53,930
- - You don't have to pay me.
- [chuckling]
- 517
- 00:30:53,974 --> 00:30:55,930
- - For rent.
- 518
- 00:30:57,017 --> 00:30:58,843
- - For a sofa?
- 519
- 00:30:58,887 --> 00:31:01,235
- - In this neighbourhood,
- I could get twice the amount
- for a loveseat.
- 520
- 00:31:02,669 --> 00:31:04,061
- - Oh.
- 521
- 00:31:05,843 --> 00:31:07,625
- - Morning, Bear.
- 522
- 00:31:07,669 --> 00:31:09,061
- Take a look at this.
- 523
- 00:31:10,887 --> 00:31:12,495
- Morning.
- 524
- 00:31:15,235 --> 00:31:17,538
- Tequila.
- 525
- 00:31:17,582 --> 00:31:19,669
- Guys.
- [clearing throat]
- 526
- 00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:21,887
- - Mrs. Metcalf,
- what do you think you're doing?
- 527
- 00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:24,148
- - This is my idea
- for a new show.
- 528
- 00:31:24,191 --> 00:31:27,278
- - What,
- the Southern Gospel Drag Choir?
- - The Trans Tabernacle?
- 529
- 00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:29,538
- - Hey, keep an open mind.
- 530
- 00:31:29,582 --> 00:31:33,408
- - Sex, Drag and Rock and Roll?
- Girl, please.
- 531
- 00:31:33,451 --> 00:31:34,974
- - What is this, retro night?
- 532
- 00:31:35,017 --> 00:31:38,712
- - I want y'all to sing.
- - Like "sing" sing?
- 533
- 00:31:39,669 --> 00:31:41,104
- What, really sing?
- 534
- 00:31:41,148 --> 00:31:43,974
- - I've heard y'all humming along
- to the music here.
- 535
- 00:31:44,017 --> 00:31:47,321
- Believe me, I've made much more
- with much less.
- 536
- 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:50,843
- - How did you know that Rickey
- had that same exact idea?
- 537
- 00:31:50,887 --> 00:31:52,451
- - I didn't.
- 538
- 00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:56,364
- - The sex part,
- is that gonna be real too? Hmm?
- 539
- 00:31:56,408 --> 00:31:57,843
- - Listen to me.
- 540
- 00:31:57,887 --> 00:32:01,408
- How many drag shows are there
- in San Francisco?
- 541
- 00:32:01,451 --> 00:32:05,104
- We need to appeal to the masses,
- not just the men
- in the neighbourhood.
- 542
- 00:32:05,148 --> 00:32:07,582
- - And what's wrong with the men
- in the neighbourhood?
- 543
- 00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:11,756
- - Look, millions of tourists
- come to San Francisco
- every year.
- 544
- 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,930
- We gotta give them somethin'
- they won't see at home.
- 545
- 00:32:15,974 --> 00:32:19,582
- - Look,
- even if we go with your idea,
- and I'm not saying that we are,
- 546
- 00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:22,843
- how do you propose
- we get these tourists in here,
- Miss Field of Dreams?
- 547
- 00:32:22,887 --> 00:32:24,625
- - Oh, I love that movie.
- 548
- 00:32:24,669 --> 00:32:26,278
- - I have a plan.
- 549
- 00:32:26,321 --> 00:32:27,843
- - I play piano.
- 550
- 00:32:30,321 --> 00:32:32,712
- - Now,
- that's what I'm talking about,
- right there.
- 551
- 00:32:32,756 --> 00:32:34,148
- - Can we share?
- 552
- 00:32:40,061 --> 00:32:42,538
- - Oh, my Lord, Sienna,
- 553
- 00:32:42,582 --> 00:32:46,104
- those pants are so tight,
- I can see the Promised Land.
- 554
- 00:32:46,148 --> 00:32:48,061
- - Camel toes are chic right now.
- 555
- 00:32:49,930 --> 00:32:51,843
- Smells delicious.
- 556
- 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,800
- - So where's he taking you?
- 557
- 00:32:53,843 --> 00:32:57,843
- - I dunno.
- His name is Grayson
- and he's totally my type.
- 558
- 00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:01,104
- Scruffy, rugged...
- 559
- 00:33:01,148 --> 00:33:03,278
- - What do you know
- about this man?
- 560
- 00:33:03,321 --> 00:33:07,061
- - I know he's got a dick
- and I haven't been laid
- in a year.
- 561
- 00:33:07,104 --> 00:33:10,061
- - You're planning to sleep
- with this guy on the first date?
- 562
- 00:33:10,104 --> 00:33:11,669
- - Hell, yeah.
- 563
- 00:33:11,712 --> 00:33:14,712
- - Isn't that how you got
- yourself into this predicament?
- 564
- 00:33:14,756 --> 00:33:18,451
- - Listen, you are not my mother.
- You're my babysitter.
- 565
- 00:33:18,495 --> 00:33:21,930
- - I can have an opinion.
- - Not about my pussy.
- 566
- 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:25,278
- [knocking]
- 567
- 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,843
- One second.
- [knocking]
- 568
- 00:33:39,148 --> 00:33:41,061
- [all]: Hi.
- [laughter]
- 569
- 00:33:44,843 --> 00:33:48,451
- - Maybelline said
- to bring dessert,
- so I come packing fudge.
- 570
- 00:33:48,495 --> 00:33:50,235
- - You waited your whole life
- to say that line?
- 571
- 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:52,104
- - Pretty much.
- [laughing]
- 572
- 00:33:52,148 --> 00:33:54,625
- - Hi.
- [laughter]
- 573
- 00:33:54,669 --> 00:33:57,278
- - Mwah!
- [laughter]
- - Darling.
- 574
- 00:33:59,235 --> 00:34:01,974
- - I'm not saying the place
- he brought me wasn't lovely,
- 575
- 00:34:02,017 --> 00:34:04,538
- but when I asked him
- where the bathroom was,
- 576
- 00:34:04,582 --> 00:34:06,974
- he said take a left
- at the glory hole,
- 577
- 00:34:07,017 --> 00:34:09,061
- and if you've reached the sling,
- you've gone too far.
- 578
- 00:34:09,104 --> 00:34:11,800
- - Girl!
- [laughter]
- 579
- 00:34:13,582 --> 00:34:14,974
- - Glory hole?
- 580
- 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:18,800
- - It's like a...
- confession booth.
- 581
- 00:34:18,843 --> 00:34:21,278
- - Yeah.
- [laughter]
- 582
- 00:34:22,017 --> 00:34:25,104
- - I can't wait until I'm done
- with my transition.
- 583
- 00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:28,669
- Then maybe I'll have better luck
- with the straight guys.
- 584
- 00:34:28,712 --> 00:34:32,364
- - Oh, honey,
- you don't need luck.
- You need patience.
- 585
- 00:34:32,408 --> 00:34:33,930
- - I need me some good wienie.
- 586
- 00:34:33,974 --> 00:34:36,582
- - Hey...
- [laughter]
- - Okay?
- 587
- 00:34:38,843 --> 00:34:42,625
- - Maybelline,
- you've been married for a while.
- 588
- 00:34:42,669 --> 00:34:44,148
- That must feel good.
- 589
- 00:34:45,235 --> 00:34:46,800
- - Well, I guess.
- 590
- 00:34:46,843 --> 00:34:49,061
- - Well, I want to be married.
- 591
- 00:34:49,104 --> 00:34:51,191
- - Oh...!
- 592
- 00:34:51,235 --> 00:34:53,800
- Well, bitch,
- stop going for the closet cases
- all the time.
- 593
- 00:34:53,843 --> 00:34:56,495
- [groaning]
- [laughter]
- 594
- 00:34:56,538 --> 00:34:58,495
- - Oh, my God.
- 595
- 00:35:00,756 --> 00:35:02,538
- This is gorgeous.
- 596
- 00:35:02,582 --> 00:35:03,974
- Do you sew?
- 597
- 00:35:04,017 --> 00:35:05,843
- - Well, you know.
- I did some fashion,
- 598
- 00:35:05,887 --> 00:35:08,278
- back in my more naive times.
- 599
- 00:35:08,321 --> 00:35:10,756
- - Well, honey, if you can sew,
- 600
- 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,974
- I need everything that I own
- let out.
- [laughter]
- 601
- 00:35:14,017 --> 00:35:16,843
- - You're gonna need a lot
- of extra fabric with that one.
- 602
- 00:35:16,887 --> 00:35:18,669
- [knocking]
- [laughter]
- 603
- 00:35:18,712 --> 00:35:21,017
- - Brutal.
- - So catty.
- [indistinct chatter]
- 604
- 00:35:21,061 --> 00:35:23,017
- - You tried it.
- [laughter]
- 605
- 00:35:24,669 --> 00:35:26,191
- - You, uh, ready?
- 606
- 00:35:29,278 --> 00:35:31,495
- - Book club.
- 607
- 00:35:31,538 --> 00:35:33,712
- - Okay.
- [laughter]
- 608
- 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,061
- - And...
- [harmonizing]
- 609
- 00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,538
- Oh, let's try that again.
- 610
- 00:35:46,582 --> 00:35:49,800
- What do you think,
- little Rickey, one more time?
- 611
- 00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:51,756
- [harmonizing]
- 612
- 00:35:56,843 --> 00:35:58,495
- - Good!
- - Oh, yeah!
- 613
- 00:35:58,538 --> 00:36:00,582
- - Yeah, we got it!
- 614
- 00:36:08,061 --> 00:36:10,408
- [up-tempo music]
- 615
- 00:36:10,451 --> 00:36:12,191
- ⪠When you grow up
- 616
- 00:36:12,235 --> 00:36:14,843
- ⪠Leave like a good boy oughta
- 617
- 00:36:16,887 --> 00:36:18,625
- ⪠And your mama
- 618
- 00:36:18,669 --> 00:36:21,061
- ⪠Takes a shot at her best son
- 619
- 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,625
- ⪠All them girls
- 620
- 00:36:25,669 --> 00:36:27,364
- ⪠They seem to like you
- 621
- 00:36:29,148 --> 00:36:30,843
- ⪠'Cause you're handsome
- 622
- 00:36:30,887 --> 00:36:33,712
- ⪠A whole lot of fun
- 623
- 00:36:35,148 --> 00:36:38,495
- ⪠We're gonna take your mother
- out all night âª
- 624
- 00:36:38,538 --> 00:36:41,843
- ⪠Yeah we'll show her
- what it's all about âª
- 625
- 00:36:41,887 --> 00:36:44,712
- ⪠We'll get her jacked up
- on some cheap champagne âª
- 626
- 00:36:44,756 --> 00:36:47,148
- ⪠We'll let the good times
- all roll out âª
- 627
- 00:36:47,756 --> 00:36:49,843
- ⪠Do it
- 628
- 00:36:49,887 --> 00:36:53,061
- ⪠Take your mama out all night
- 629
- 00:36:53,843 --> 00:36:55,756
- ⪠You can stay out late
- 630
- 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,800
- ⪠'Cause baby
- you're a full-grown man âª
- 631
- 00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:03,235
- - Should we try again?
- - Yes.
- 632
- 00:37:03,278 --> 00:37:04,974
- - Alright.
- ⪠Ah...
- 633
- 00:37:05,017 --> 00:37:06,582
- ⪠Ah...
- 634
- 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,800
- [all]: ⪠Ah...
- 635
- 00:37:15,321 --> 00:37:17,843
- - Damn! We good!
- [laughter]
- 636
- 00:37:34,408 --> 00:37:35,843
- [sniffing]
- 637
- 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:09,235
- - I can't tell what's vomit
- and what's baby food anymore.
- 638
- 00:38:09,278 --> 00:38:11,974
- - Do all those boys
- at the club...
- 639
- 00:38:12,017 --> 00:38:14,235
- Do I call them boys or girls?
- 640
- 00:38:14,278 --> 00:38:16,364
- - It's kind of
- a time-of-day issue.
- 641
- 00:38:16,408 --> 00:38:18,974
- - Do all those girls at the club
- do drugs?
- 642
- 00:38:19,017 --> 00:38:21,191
- And was Rickey always high?
- 643
- 00:38:21,235 --> 00:38:23,495
- - I mean, Rickey drank
- and partied too much,
- 644
- 00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:25,538
- we all did,
- but we're not junkies.
- 645
- 00:38:25,582 --> 00:38:27,538
- People go to nightclubs
- to lose themselves.
- 646
- 00:38:27,582 --> 00:38:30,191
- You might see something
- you don't want to see.
- 647
- 00:38:31,235 --> 00:38:33,451
- - I can handle a gay bar.
- 648
- 00:38:33,495 --> 00:38:37,930
- All my life I've watched rodeos
- and livestock shows,
- so a gay bar's nothin'.
- 649
- 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:41,843
- I want to buy
- some of that lipstick.
- 650
- 00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:44,278
- - Oh. Okay.
- 651
- 00:38:52,843 --> 00:38:54,495
- - The way the gilt's...
- 652
- 00:38:54,538 --> 00:38:57,408
- - No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.
- It's over.
- 653
- 00:38:57,451 --> 00:39:00,104
- - What?
- - Give me that.
- - What? What? Hey!
- 654
- 00:39:00,148 --> 00:39:02,756
- - Give me the fucking brush,
- Bear!
- 655
- 00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,191
- - What?!
- - You keep changing everything.
- 656
- 00:39:06,017 --> 00:39:09,625
- Every time you hang a curtain
- or throw away old things
- for new things,
- 657
- 00:39:09,669 --> 00:39:12,669
- it's like... he's more gone.
- 658
- 00:39:12,712 --> 00:39:13,974
- It's stupid.
- 659
- 00:39:14,017 --> 00:39:15,712
- - Hey, stop!
- 660
- 00:39:16,451 --> 00:39:19,495
- Wait right there.
- I want to show you somethin'.
- 661
- 00:39:26,451 --> 00:39:28,625
- Look at this, Nathan.
- It's Rickey.
- 662
- 00:39:28,669 --> 00:39:31,061
- I don't think
- you've seen that before.
- 663
- 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:33,756
- In his room.
- He was a teenager then,
- 664
- 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,495
- and he was getting moody,
- 665
- 00:39:35,538 --> 00:39:38,321
- throwing hissy fits
- with his daddy, and...
- 666
- 00:39:38,364 --> 00:39:39,974
- to cheer him up,
- 667
- 00:39:40,017 --> 00:39:43,104
- I told him
- he could paint his room
- any colour he wanted.
- 668
- 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:45,538
- And... and so...
- 669
- 00:39:45,582 --> 00:39:49,061
- I thought we'd paint the walls
- his favourite colour
- 670
- 00:39:49,104 --> 00:39:51,625
- and... with your permission,
- 671
- 00:39:51,669 --> 00:39:54,364
- we could hang that photo
- on the wall so...
- 672
- 00:39:55,451 --> 00:39:57,495
- ...he would never miss a show.
- 673
- 00:40:04,843 --> 00:40:06,495
- [sobbing]
- 674
- 00:40:17,235 --> 00:40:19,061
- - Can I help you?
- - Thank you.
- 675
- 00:40:19,104 --> 00:40:24,408
- Yes, um... I was wondering
- if you would be, uh...
- 676
- 00:40:24,451 --> 00:40:26,148
- willing to spread the word
- 677
- 00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:28,538
- about a terrific show
- at our club,
- 678
- 00:40:28,582 --> 00:40:31,148
- Pandora's Box.
- It's quite unique.
- 679
- 00:40:31,191 --> 00:40:33,278
- - That's a drag bar, right?
- 680
- 00:40:33,321 --> 00:40:35,800
- - Well, we have
- gender illusionists--
- 681
- 00:40:35,843 --> 00:40:37,408
- - No, thanks,
- we're not interested.
- 682
- 00:40:37,451 --> 00:40:39,843
- - Oh. Well...
- 683
- 00:40:40,582 --> 00:40:42,669
- ...could I give you some flyers?
- 684
- 00:40:42,712 --> 00:40:44,625
- - Uh, there's no soliciting.
- 685
- 00:40:44,669 --> 00:40:46,104
- - Oh.
- - Thanks.
- 686
- 00:40:46,148 --> 00:40:48,582
- - Okay. Thank you.
- 687
- 00:40:49,278 --> 00:40:50,712
- Oh.
- 688
- 00:40:52,887 --> 00:40:54,495
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- 689
- 00:40:54,538 --> 00:40:58,235
- - Oh, it's not a problem.
- - This is very kind of you.
- 690
- 00:40:58,278 --> 00:41:02,582
- The only way to get my flyers
- distributed in your hotel.
- [chuckling]
- 691
- 00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:05,148
- - You're from Texas.
- - You got it.
- 692
- 00:41:05,191 --> 00:41:07,104
- Small town called Red Vine.
- 693
- 00:41:07,148 --> 00:41:10,061
- - I spent some summers
- in Savage Springs as a boy,
- 694
- 00:41:10,104 --> 00:41:12,191
- a couple hours from there.
- 695
- 00:41:12,235 --> 00:41:13,930
- Head concierge.
- 696
- 00:41:13,974 --> 00:41:15,800
- August.
- 697
- 00:41:15,843 --> 00:41:18,800
- - How do you do?
- I'm Maybelline Metcalf.
- 698
- 00:41:21,582 --> 00:41:23,582
- - You work at a drag club?
- 699
- 00:41:23,625 --> 00:41:26,408
- - Well, actually, I own it.
- It's a long story.
- 700
- 00:41:26,451 --> 00:41:29,843
- - Well, I'd be interested
- in hearing that story sometime.
- 701
- 00:41:31,235 --> 00:41:35,191
- Is the show any good?
- We're always looking
- for things to recommend.
- 702
- 00:41:35,235 --> 00:41:38,104
- - Oh, well, why don't you come
- judge for yourself?
- 703
- 00:41:38,148 --> 00:41:41,756
- A week from Saturday,
- we're putting on
- a brand-new show.
- 704
- 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,974
- I'll put you on the guest list.
- 705
- 00:41:44,017 --> 00:41:47,148
- - Not my typical Saturday night,
- but...
- 706
- 00:41:47,191 --> 00:41:49,104
- sounds fun.
- 707
- 00:41:49,148 --> 00:41:51,625
- Sure. Why not?
- 708
- 00:41:51,669 --> 00:41:53,061
- - Great.
- 709
- 00:41:54,061 --> 00:41:55,625
- Thanks again.
- 710
- 00:41:55,669 --> 00:41:57,061
- - Bye.
- 711
- 00:42:08,538 --> 00:42:10,712
- [background chatter]
- 712
- 00:42:14,235 --> 00:42:16,843
- - Wow, this place looks amazing,
- Maybelline.
- 713
- 00:42:16,887 --> 00:42:19,495
- You really do have Rickey's eye.
- 714
- 00:42:20,148 --> 00:42:21,930
- - Or he had mine.
- 715
- 00:42:34,843 --> 00:42:36,495
- - Well, hello, Daddy.
- 716
- 00:42:42,235 --> 00:42:47,104
- ⪠That's him
- at the other end of the bar âª
- 717
- 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:50,930
- ⪠The best to come in
- in a while âª
- 718
- 00:42:53,148 --> 00:42:57,974
- ⪠Not exactly the type
- to show all of his cards âª
- 719
- 00:42:58,017 --> 00:43:01,843
- ⪠But I think
- I just spotted a smile âª
- 720
- 00:43:01,887 --> 00:43:03,625
- [laughter]
- 721
- 00:43:03,669 --> 00:43:08,625
- ⪠Now I fully intend
- to find that one man âª
- 722
- 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:12,625
- ⪠To spend
- all my ever-afters with âª
- 723
- 00:43:13,582 --> 00:43:16,061
- ⪠But I've been looking
- so long âª
- 724
- 00:43:16,104 --> 00:43:19,625
- ⪠And so far to wrong
- 725
- 00:43:19,669 --> 00:43:22,625
- ⪠Something's got to give
- 726
- 00:43:22,669 --> 00:43:24,451
- [cheering]
- 727
- 00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:28,321
- ⪠He ain't Mr. Right
- but he's Mr. Right Now âª
- 728
- 00:43:28,364 --> 00:43:31,887
- ⪠We all gotta get through
- the night somehow âª
- 729
- 00:43:31,930 --> 00:43:36,017
- ⪠He ain't Mr. Right
- but he's Mr. Right Now âª
- 730
- 00:43:37,321 --> 00:43:40,148
- ⪠I promised myself
- when I walked through the door âª
- 731
- 00:43:40,191 --> 00:43:42,930
- ⪠I swore
- I would try to refrain âª
- 732
- 00:43:42,974 --> 00:43:46,408
- ⪠But I can't leave my life
- on hold anymore âª
- 733
- 00:43:46,451 --> 00:43:49,104
- ⪠Just waiting
- for my luck to change âª
- 734
- 00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:51,843
- ⪠A little more drinking
- and a little less thinking âª
- 735
- 00:43:51,887 --> 00:43:54,625
- ⪠I sure could like what I see
- 736
- 00:43:54,669 --> 00:43:57,538
- ⪠I have paid my dues
- with those last-call blues âª
- 737
- 00:43:57,582 --> 00:43:59,974
- ⪠You know this one
- is leaving with me âª
- 738
- 00:44:00,017 --> 00:44:02,843
- ⪠He ain't Mr. Right
- but he's Mr. Right Now âª
- 739
- 00:44:02,887 --> 00:44:06,278
- ⪠Well we all gotta get through
- the night somehow âª
- 740
- 00:44:06,321 --> 00:44:08,538
- ⪠He ain't Mr. Right
- 741
- 00:44:08,582 --> 00:44:12,278
- ⪠But he's Mr. Right Now
- [cheering]
- 742
- 00:44:12,321 --> 00:44:15,538
- ⪠Well he might do me right
- 743
- 00:44:15,582 --> 00:44:18,800
- ⪠And he might do me wrong
- 744
- 00:44:18,843 --> 00:44:23,625
- ⪠But as long as he'll do me
- we'll keep going on âª
- 745
- 00:44:23,669 --> 00:44:26,930
- ⪠Well he's old and he's short
- and he's bald and he's fat âª
- 746
- 00:44:26,974 --> 00:44:30,017
- ⪠But at ten after two
- ooh I like it like that âª
- 747
- 00:44:30,061 --> 00:44:32,408
- ⪠Well he ain't Mr. Right
- 748
- 00:44:32,451 --> 00:44:36,104
- ⪠Well he's my Mr. Not Quite
- 749
- 00:44:36,148 --> 00:44:39,321
- ⪠Well he isn't exactly
- the genius I planned âª
- 750
- 00:44:39,364 --> 00:44:42,278
- ⪠But he sits and he begs
- and he barks like a man âª
- 751
- 00:44:42,321 --> 00:44:44,495
- ⪠He ain't Mr. Right
- but wow âª
- 752
- 00:44:44,538 --> 00:44:47,495
- ⪠He's my Mr. Not Quite
- 753
- 00:44:48,017 --> 00:44:52,364
- ⪠And I don't give a damn
- 'bout those cars that he stole âª
- 754
- 00:44:52,408 --> 00:44:55,756
- ⪠I'm just thrilled
- and delighted
- he's out on parole... âª
- 755
- 00:44:57,538 --> 00:45:00,061
- ⪠Oh he ain't Mr. Right
- 756
- 00:45:00,843 --> 00:45:03,625
- ⪠He's my Mr. Tonight
- 757
- 00:45:04,148 --> 00:45:07,364
- ⪠Well he ain't Mr. Right
- 758
- 00:45:07,408 --> 00:45:10,625
- ⪠But he's Mr. Right Now...
- 759
- 00:45:10,669 --> 00:45:12,451
- [wild cheering]
- 760
- 00:45:21,191 --> 00:45:23,191
- [soft piano music]
- 761
- 00:45:31,278 --> 00:45:33,278
- - Well?
- 762
- 00:45:33,321 --> 00:45:37,495
- - He's gonna get his hotel
- to officially recommend the show
- to all the guests.
- 763
- 00:45:38,843 --> 00:45:40,278
- Bye.
- 764
- 00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,061
- - Wow, he must've really liked
- the show.
- 765
- 00:45:42,104 --> 00:45:45,191
- [singsong]:
- It's not all he likes.
- [laughing]
- 766
- 00:45:45,235 --> 00:45:48,061
- - Oh, stop.
- I'm a married woman.
- 767
- 00:45:48,104 --> 00:45:49,582
- - Mm-hmm.
- 768
- 00:45:55,756 --> 00:45:58,235
- - Well, I'd like to go through
- all your closets,
- 769
- 00:45:58,278 --> 00:46:00,800
- but I also think we should make
- something new.
- 770
- 00:46:00,843 --> 00:46:03,061
- You know,
- debut something original?
- 771
- 00:46:03,669 --> 00:46:06,843
- Off the rack in size 18
- ain't exactly couture.
- 772
- 00:46:10,061 --> 00:46:12,495
- Ma'am, it's not polite to stare.
- 773
- 00:46:15,104 --> 00:46:17,017
- - Hmm. It's alright.
- 774
- 00:46:19,364 --> 00:46:21,104
- It's my mother.
- 775
- 00:46:29,278 --> 00:46:31,625
- - Well,
- let's get this party started.
- 776
- 00:46:31,669 --> 00:46:34,061
- - Oh, Lord.
- [laughter]
- 777
- 00:46:35,495 --> 00:46:37,191
- [phone vibrating]
- 778
- 00:46:37,235 --> 00:46:40,061
- - Is that your husband?
- You're gonna have to talk
- to him sometime.
- 779
- 00:46:40,104 --> 00:46:42,625
- - I know, but not tonight.
- 780
- 00:46:43,148 --> 00:46:46,800
- I don't feel like holding up
- both ends of the conversation.
- [chuckling]
- 781
- 00:46:46,843 --> 00:46:49,278
- [funky music playing]
- - Okay. This?
- 782
- 00:46:49,321 --> 00:46:51,278
- - Hey, where's Joan tonight?
- 783
- 00:46:55,408 --> 00:46:57,712
- - Joan's not feeling her best
- tonight.
- 784
- 00:46:57,756 --> 00:46:59,408
- - Oh.
- 785
- 00:46:59,451 --> 00:47:01,104
- Poor thing.
- 786
- 00:47:01,148 --> 00:47:04,538
- - Yeah.
- Now let's see if we can get you
- some action tonight.
- 787
- 00:47:04,582 --> 00:47:07,364
- - Hey, it's a business dinner.
- 788
- 00:47:07,408 --> 00:47:11,278
- - This one's good, huh?
- - Oh, I don't think so. Not red.
- 789
- 00:47:11,321 --> 00:47:15,148
- - If it looks good on me,
- it could look good on you, huh?
- [laughter]
- 790
- 00:47:15,191 --> 00:47:17,625
- [soft jazz music]
- 791
- 00:47:18,712 --> 00:47:21,712
- - I like this music.
- - You should hear it on vinyl.
- 792
- 00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:24,191
- - Vinyl? You're old-school.
- 793
- 00:47:25,669 --> 00:47:29,800
- - Every Saturday I'd go
- to this great vinyl-record store
- in Haight-Ashbury
- 794
- 00:47:29,843 --> 00:47:32,278
- and treat myself
- to a new treasure.
- 795
- 00:47:32,321 --> 00:47:35,843
- - You were one of the cool guys
- in high school, weren't you?
- 796
- 00:47:37,235 --> 00:47:39,278
- - And you were
- that beautiful girl
- 797
- 00:47:39,321 --> 00:47:42,495
- too busy cheering
- the football team to notice me.
- 798
- 00:47:45,148 --> 00:47:48,364
- - Do you mind if we make
- a couple of quick stops
- on the way?
- 799
- 00:47:52,321 --> 00:47:53,800
- Hi, Joan.
- 800
- 00:47:53,843 --> 00:47:55,625
- - Maybelline.
- 801
- 00:47:55,669 --> 00:47:59,017
- I heard you were sick,
- so I brought you some soup
- from Whole Foods.
- 802
- 00:47:59,061 --> 00:48:01,887
- It costs a month's rent,
- so it must be good.
- 803
- 00:48:01,930 --> 00:48:03,800
- [chuckling]
- - Thank you.
- 804
- 00:48:03,843 --> 00:48:05,408
- You...
- 805
- 00:48:05,451 --> 00:48:07,148
- you look like a drag queen.
- 806
- 00:48:07,191 --> 00:48:08,800
- [laughing]
- 807
- 00:48:08,843 --> 00:48:11,017
- - May I come in for a minute?
- 808
- 00:48:11,061 --> 00:48:13,712
- August is waiting outside.
- It won't take long.
- 809
- 00:48:19,148 --> 00:48:22,104
- - Sorry. The place is a mess.
- 810
- 00:48:22,148 --> 00:48:23,930
- I'm an even bigger mess.
- 811
- 00:48:25,148 --> 00:48:26,974
- - Don't worry.
- 812
- 00:48:27,017 --> 00:48:30,712
- Where I come from, people leave
- their old sofas on the porch.
- 813
- 00:48:33,887 --> 00:48:35,843
- Joan, I'm worried about you.
- 814
- 00:48:37,843 --> 00:48:41,538
- Maybe you don't think
- you have a problem,
- but from what I hear,
- 815
- 00:48:41,582 --> 00:48:45,191
- Rickey thought
- he didn't have a problem either.
- 816
- 00:48:45,235 --> 00:48:47,061
- - Rickey and I were a lot alike.
- 817
- 00:48:49,235 --> 00:48:51,061
- We used to...
- [chuckling]
- 818
- 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:54,364
- ...blow sailors together
- back in the day.
- 819
- 00:48:58,017 --> 00:49:00,495
- - You can't shock me, Joan.
- Not anymore.
- 820
- 00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:11,843
- - Maybe I'll stop.
- 821
- 00:49:13,843 --> 00:49:16,974
- It's just that it makes shit
- so much easier to handle.
- 822
- 00:49:17,017 --> 00:49:19,495
- - Tell me what's so hard.
- 823
- 00:49:19,538 --> 00:49:21,278
- [chuckling]
- - I don't know.
- 824
- 00:49:24,321 --> 00:49:28,235
- I mean, I haven't had
- a relationship... in six years.
- 825
- 00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:31,800
- It's not for a lack
- of meeting people,
- 826
- 00:49:31,843 --> 00:49:34,278
- it's just the more
- that I hook up,
- the lonelier I feel.
- 827
- 00:49:35,235 --> 00:49:38,712
- - I don't want to lose you,
- Joan, not like we lost Rickey.
- 828
- 00:49:40,235 --> 00:49:44,495
- Besides, you're much prettier
- when you're not using
- that stuff.
- 829
- 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,451
- - Me and Rickey were Dusty's
- drag daughters.
- 830
- 00:49:51,669 --> 00:49:53,495
- She's been sober forever.
- 831
- 00:49:53,538 --> 00:49:57,495
- She was always trying to get
- me and Rickey to go to meetings
- with her.
- 832
- 00:49:57,538 --> 00:49:59,800
- - You two should have
- a girl's night out.
- 833
- 00:50:00,843 --> 00:50:03,582
- - Dusty's not really talking
- to any of us now.
- 834
- 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:05,278
- [sighing]
- - No.
- 835
- 00:50:10,669 --> 00:50:12,148
- - That was Rickey's.
- 836
- 00:50:13,148 --> 00:50:15,930
- Nathan wanted me to have it
- because I was Rickey's sister.
- 837
- 00:50:19,017 --> 00:50:20,843
- He called it "the Maybelline."
- 838
- 00:50:21,887 --> 00:50:24,974
- - Can you give me everything
- you have in this apartment?
- 839
- 00:50:25,017 --> 00:50:27,061
- I mean all the drugs.
- 840
- 00:50:27,104 --> 00:50:30,364
- - Maybelline--
- - Nobody intervened for my son.
- 841
- 00:50:31,017 --> 00:50:33,061
- I'm intervening for you.
- 842
- 00:50:56,582 --> 00:50:57,930
- Is that all of it?
- 843
- 00:50:59,451 --> 00:51:00,843
- - That's what I've got.
- 844
- 00:51:30,582 --> 00:51:31,887
- I would've.
- 845
- 00:51:33,669 --> 00:51:36,625
- - Would've what?
- - Noticed you in high school.
- 846
- 00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:46,495
- - I moved out here
- the day after graduation.
- 847
- 00:51:47,148 --> 00:51:49,495
- I was a hippy.
- [chuckling]
- 848
- 00:51:49,538 --> 00:51:52,800
- I came here for the free love.
- [both chuckling]
- 849
- 00:51:54,017 --> 00:51:57,843
- Only thing about me
- that didn't get old is my love
- for this place.
- 850
- 00:52:00,148 --> 00:52:02,408
- The Bay.
- 851
- 00:52:02,451 --> 00:52:04,451
- The hills.
- 852
- 00:52:04,495 --> 00:52:06,625
- The fighting spirit.
- 853
- 00:52:09,017 --> 00:52:11,061
- My favourite city in the world.
- 854
- 00:52:13,408 --> 00:52:15,843
- I always feel lucky to be here.
- 855
- 00:52:18,843 --> 00:52:20,800
- Especially tonight.
- 856
- 00:52:23,321 --> 00:52:25,625
- You sure you don't want me
- to take you home?
- 857
- 00:52:25,669 --> 00:52:27,061
- - No, I'm fine.
- 858
- 00:52:28,843 --> 00:52:30,930
- - I'll wait for you.
- - No, no.
- 859
- 00:52:31,843 --> 00:52:34,625
- But that was...
- 860
- 00:52:34,669 --> 00:52:37,408
- the most wonderful evening
- I've had
- 861
- 00:52:37,451 --> 00:52:39,191
- in I can't remember when.
- 862
- 00:52:50,235 --> 00:52:51,800
- Thank you.
- 863
- 00:52:54,017 --> 00:52:55,495
- Good night.
- 864
- 00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:03,364
- I was wondering,
- if you don't mind...
- 865
- 00:53:04,669 --> 00:53:06,625
- ...may I sit with you tonight?
- 866
- 00:55:07,582 --> 00:55:08,974
- Hi.
- 867
- 00:55:09,017 --> 00:55:12,191
- - Ooh, someone got lucky
- last night.
- 868
- 00:55:12,235 --> 00:55:15,104
- - Yeah,
- I got very lucky last night.
- 869
- 00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:16,800
- - Hoo-hoo-hoo!
- 870
- 00:55:16,843 --> 00:55:19,061
- [Sienna laughing]
- 871
- 00:55:34,451 --> 00:55:35,974
- - What is it, Cherry?
- 872
- 00:55:36,017 --> 00:55:38,625
- - I was turned down
- for surgery again.
- 873
- 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,104
- - Oh, I'm sorry.
- 874
- 00:55:40,148 --> 00:55:41,408
- How come?
- 875
- 00:55:41,451 --> 00:55:43,451
- - 'Cause I haven't told my wife.
- 876
- 00:55:45,235 --> 00:55:48,191
- - Is your wife...
- visually impaired?
- 877
- 00:55:49,887 --> 00:55:52,974
- - I haven't seen my wife
- in five or six years or so.
- 878
- 00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:54,495
- - Oh.
- 879
- 00:55:55,843 --> 00:55:57,538
- - I need a divorce.
- 880
- 00:55:57,582 --> 00:55:59,974
- That's...
- that's just the simple way.
- 881
- 00:56:00,017 --> 00:56:03,278
- - She won't give you a divorce?
- - I haven't asked.
- 882
- 00:56:03,321 --> 00:56:04,800
- She doesn't know.
- 883
- 00:56:04,843 --> 00:56:06,495
- - You should tell her in person.
- 884
- 00:56:06,538 --> 00:56:09,625
- You shouldn't let
- a dead marriage hold you back.
- 885
- 00:56:09,669 --> 00:56:11,625
- - I already hurt her so much.
- 886
- 00:56:11,669 --> 00:56:13,191
- - If I were her,
- I'd want to know.
- 887
- 00:56:13,235 --> 00:56:15,930
- It might help her to see
- what you've been through.
- 888
- 00:56:17,843 --> 00:56:19,538
- - You think?
- 889
- 00:56:19,582 --> 00:56:23,625
- - If you like, I could go
- with you for moral support.
- 890
- 00:56:23,669 --> 00:56:26,712
- - Yeah... I shouldn't go alone.
- 891
- 00:56:27,321 --> 00:56:29,191
- I'm still wearing her weave.
- 892
- 00:56:31,278 --> 00:56:34,191
- ⪠If I could
- 893
- 00:56:34,235 --> 00:56:37,408
- ⪠I would give you a world
- 894
- 00:56:37,451 --> 00:56:40,843
- ⪠Where everyone knew
- 895
- 00:56:40,887 --> 00:56:45,495
- ⪠You were magic darling
- 896
- 00:56:46,017 --> 00:56:47,974
- - Uh, don't stop.
- 897
- 00:56:50,843 --> 00:56:53,364
- - I wrote it for Rickey.
- - You write songs?
- 898
- 00:56:54,451 --> 00:56:55,843
- - It's been a while.
- 899
- 00:56:57,235 --> 00:56:59,104
- It's how we met.
- 900
- 00:56:59,148 --> 00:57:01,061
- - Will you play it for me,
- please?
- 901
- 00:57:07,235 --> 00:57:09,191
- ⪠If I could
- 902
- 00:57:09,235 --> 00:57:12,625
- ⪠I would give you a world
- 903
- 00:57:12,669 --> 00:57:15,974
- ⪠Where everyone knew
- 904
- 00:57:16,017 --> 00:57:20,538
- ⪠You were magic darling
- 905
- 00:57:20,582 --> 00:57:22,278
- ⪠But the world's
- 906
- 00:57:22,321 --> 00:57:26,625
- ⪠In a hell of a mess
- 907
- 00:57:28,843 --> 00:57:33,669
- ⪠And people are so slow
- to learn âª
- 908
- 00:57:36,278 --> 00:57:38,191
- ⪠So listen baby
- 909
- 00:57:38,235 --> 00:57:41,712
- ⪠I will love you rich or poor
- 910
- 00:57:41,756 --> 00:57:44,756
- ⪠And for your love
- I'd throw the war âª
- 911
- 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,235
- ⪠Your sorrow
- 912
- 00:57:47,278 --> 00:57:50,321
- ⪠Give it to me
- 913
- 00:57:52,538 --> 00:57:56,364
- ⪠My love
- I'll never compromise âª
- 914
- 00:57:56,408 --> 00:58:00,104
- ⪠I see the stars
- within your eyes âª
- 915
- 00:58:00,148 --> 00:58:04,495
- ⪠And when I'm dancing
- with you âª
- 916
- 00:58:07,887 --> 00:58:10,278
- ⪠I will love you rich or poor
- [cheering]
- 917
- 00:58:10,321 --> 00:58:12,364
- ⪠And for your love
- 918
- 00:58:12,408 --> 00:58:14,625
- ⪠I'd throw the war
- 919
- 00:58:14,669 --> 00:58:16,408
- ⪠Your sorrow
- 920
- 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:19,800
- ⪠Give it to me
- 921
- 00:58:22,148 --> 00:58:24,930
- ⪠My love
- I'll never compromise âª
- 922
- 00:58:24,974 --> 00:58:28,974
- ⪠I see the stars
- within your eyes âª
- 923
- 00:58:29,017 --> 00:58:34,451
- ⪠And when I'm dancing
- with you âª
- 924
- 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,061
- ⪠Beautiful
- 925
- 00:58:39,104 --> 00:58:41,930
- ⪠Beautiful to me
- 926
- 00:58:44,843 --> 00:58:48,712
- ⪠Beautiful
- beautiful to me âª
- 927
- 00:58:51,538 --> 00:58:54,843
- ⪠Beautiful beautiful
- 928
- 00:58:54,887 --> 00:58:56,843
- ⪠To me
- 929
- 00:58:58,451 --> 00:59:00,712
- [wild cheering]
- 930
- 00:59:11,843 --> 00:59:14,191
- [thumping]
- [Sienna]: Ow.
- 931
- 00:59:17,451 --> 00:59:19,278
- [indistinct chatter]
- 932
- 00:59:22,843 --> 00:59:25,104
- - Will you stop? I've got--
- [slap]
- 933
- 00:59:25,148 --> 00:59:27,061
- Ah.
- [indistinct chatter]
- 934
- 00:59:36,148 --> 00:59:37,843
- I said no.
- 935
- 00:59:38,887 --> 00:59:40,712
- [thump]
- [coughing]
- 936
- 00:59:44,669 --> 00:59:46,625
- [moaning]
- [coughing]
- 937
- 00:59:51,278 --> 00:59:53,321
- [choking]
- - Hey!
- 938
- 00:59:53,364 --> 00:59:56,625
- - Who the fuck are you?
- Don't fuckin' wave that thing
- at me.
- 939
- 00:59:56,669 --> 00:59:59,321
- - Oh, I don't wave, I aim.
- - Alright.
- 940
- 00:59:59,364 --> 01:00:03,364
- Why don't you turn around and
- leave the scene while you can.
- - Shut up! Let her go!
- 941
- 01:00:03,408 --> 01:00:06,495
- Let her go!
- [baby crying]
- 942
- 01:00:10,843 --> 01:00:12,669
- Now when I say,
- 943
- 01:00:12,712 --> 01:00:15,582
- you're gonna go out that door
- and never come back.
- 944
- 01:00:16,669 --> 01:00:19,321
- And if I hear
- you so much as text Sienna,
- 945
- 01:00:19,364 --> 01:00:21,974
- I'm going straight to the police
- to file charges,
- 946
- 01:00:22,017 --> 01:00:26,364
- and I'm going to your boss
- to tell her about your previous
- problems with the law.
- 947
- 01:00:26,408 --> 01:00:29,191
- - So, what,
- you're gonna fucking kill me
- over a couple slaps?
- 948
- 01:00:29,235 --> 01:00:34,408
- - No! I kill you because
- dropping a woman beater
- is on my bucket list.
- 949
- 01:00:35,582 --> 01:00:38,843
- Now get your ass outta here
- before I put another hole in it.
- 950
- 01:00:48,582 --> 01:00:50,191
- Jesus. Fuck.
- 951
- 01:00:54,843 --> 01:00:56,843
- Frozen peas works best.
- 952
- 01:01:00,756 --> 01:01:02,843
- Not too much pressure
- on the eyes.
- 953
- 01:01:06,451 --> 01:01:08,278
- Do you want to go to the police?
- 954
- 01:01:10,235 --> 01:01:12,843
- - I already have
- one restraining order,
- I don't want another.
- 955
- 01:01:15,017 --> 01:01:16,712
- They'd take his side anyway.
- 956
- 01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:23,712
- How'd you know he had
- a previous brush with the law?
- 957
- 01:01:24,235 --> 01:01:26,278
- - I didn't. Just guessed.
- 958
- 01:01:31,451 --> 01:01:33,712
- - Would you stay in here
- with me tonight?
- 959
- 01:01:35,582 --> 01:01:36,843
- - Sure.
- 960
- 01:01:42,843 --> 01:01:45,061
- - He said
- that he liked it rough.
- 961
- 01:01:50,017 --> 01:01:51,712
- And I said okay...
- 962
- 01:01:57,843 --> 01:01:59,495
- ...but I didn't like it.
- 963
- 01:02:02,017 --> 01:02:03,712
- And then he got mad.
- 964
- 01:02:07,582 --> 01:02:09,061
- I'm such a mess.
- 965
- 01:02:11,235 --> 01:02:13,843
- - When a man says
- he likes it rough...
- 966
- 01:02:15,017 --> 01:02:17,625
- ...kick him in the balls
- and see if it's true.
- 967
- 01:02:19,321 --> 01:02:20,843
- [Sienna laughing]
- 968
- 01:02:30,843 --> 01:02:32,625
- [baby fussing]
- 969
- 01:02:44,148 --> 01:02:45,800
- Good morning.
- 970
- 01:02:46,321 --> 01:02:47,930
- Good mornin'.
- 971
- 01:02:48,669 --> 01:02:50,191
- How's my boy?
- 972
- 01:02:50,235 --> 01:02:52,712
- How's my Rickey? Eh?
- 973
- 01:03:05,495 --> 01:03:07,061
- - What can I get you?
- 974
- 01:03:08,278 --> 01:03:10,321
- - Please.
- 975
- 01:03:10,364 --> 01:03:12,278
- Please sit down?
- 976
- 01:03:12,321 --> 01:03:14,191
- Just for a minute.
- 977
- 01:03:19,843 --> 01:03:21,800
- I'm Maybelline Metcalf.
- 978
- 01:03:21,843 --> 01:03:24,364
- I work with your son, Eric.
- 979
- 01:03:25,669 --> 01:03:27,104
- - What do you want?
- 980
- 01:03:27,148 --> 01:03:30,669
- - I want you to come see
- our show as a guest.
- 981
- 01:03:30,712 --> 01:03:32,278
- Please don't.
- 982
- 01:03:32,887 --> 01:03:35,930
- I understand
- what you're going through.
- 983
- 01:03:39,017 --> 01:03:40,887
- My son, Rickey...
- 984
- 01:03:42,017 --> 01:03:44,843
- ...he did not turn out
- like I thought he would.
- 985
- 01:03:45,582 --> 01:03:47,278
- Like I wanted.
- 986
- 01:03:47,321 --> 01:03:49,104
- And when things got tough,
- 987
- 01:03:49,148 --> 01:03:52,712
- I chose not to see him
- for many years,
- 988
- 01:03:52,756 --> 01:03:55,235
- because I wanted him to change.
- 989
- 01:03:57,235 --> 01:03:59,364
- And I never did see him again.
- 990
- 01:04:00,191 --> 01:04:02,408
- He died.
- 991
- 01:04:02,451 --> 01:04:04,843
- And he left me that nightclub,
- 992
- 01:04:04,887 --> 01:04:07,712
- and that's how...
- I know your son.
- 993
- 01:04:08,843 --> 01:04:11,451
- And Eric is...
- 994
- 01:04:11,495 --> 01:04:13,061
- a fine young man.
- 995
- 01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:17,625
- You raised Eric
- to be sweet and kind,
- 996
- 01:04:17,669 --> 01:04:18,930
- and...
- 997
- 01:04:20,843 --> 01:04:23,191
- ...he doesn't hurt anybody.
- 998
- 01:04:25,843 --> 01:04:27,495
- I would give...
- 999
- 01:04:28,451 --> 01:04:31,625
- ...anything...
- to see my son again.
- 1000
- 01:04:32,017 --> 01:04:33,625
- Just once.
- 1001
- 01:04:35,321 --> 01:04:38,495
- I don't want you to feel
- that same way someday.
- 1002
- 01:04:49,669 --> 01:04:51,451
- - What can I get you?
- 1003
- 01:04:52,321 --> 01:04:54,625
- - Oh.
- 1004
- 01:04:54,669 --> 01:04:56,235
- How's the chicken club?
- 1005
- 01:04:57,843 --> 01:04:59,625
- - Very good.
- - Okay.
- 1006
- 01:04:59,669 --> 01:05:01,061
- Thank you.
- 1007
- 01:05:06,887 --> 01:05:08,800
- - Hey, May.
- 1008
- 01:05:08,843 --> 01:05:11,495
- - Oh, hi. Good to see you again.
- 1009
- 01:05:12,669 --> 01:05:16,191
- Say, what do you think
- about free drinks
- for all the girls tonight?
- 1010
- 01:05:16,235 --> 01:05:19,364
- - There go your profits.
- - Oh, well.
- [giggling]
- 1011
- 01:05:20,669 --> 01:05:24,191
- Listen, can you make sure all
- the mics are working tonight?
- 1012
- 01:05:24,235 --> 01:05:27,061
- - Yeah, I'll triple-check them,
- Maybelline.
- 1013
- 01:05:39,712 --> 01:05:41,278
- - How y'all doing?
- 1014
- 01:05:44,321 --> 01:05:45,930
- - Oh. Jittery.
- 1015
- 01:05:47,148 --> 01:05:50,408
- I-I'm stone-cold sober.
- I'm just nervous.
- 1016
- 01:05:50,451 --> 01:05:54,408
- - Well, aren't we lucky to care
- about something enough
- to be nervous about it?
- 1017
- 01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:57,408
- Channel those nerves
- and you'll be great. Okay.
- 1018
- 01:05:57,451 --> 01:05:58,974
- - Okay.
- - See ya.
- 1019
- 01:05:59,017 --> 01:06:00,974
- - Bye.
- - Bye.
- 1020
- 01:06:05,669 --> 01:06:07,843
- [wild cheering]
- 1021
- 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,278
- [cheering]
- 1022
- 01:06:38,321 --> 01:06:40,061
- In here, Jeb.
- 1023
- 01:06:42,148 --> 01:06:45,191
- - What the hell
- is goin' on here, Maybelline?
- 1024
- 01:06:45,235 --> 01:06:47,364
- - This was Rickey's club.
- 1025
- 01:06:47,408 --> 01:06:48,843
- - Yeah, so I gather.
- 1026
- 01:06:50,017 --> 01:06:52,321
- - Who'd you talk to?
- - The lawyer.
- 1027
- 01:06:52,364 --> 01:06:53,843
- Certainly not you.
- 1028
- 01:06:54,843 --> 01:06:57,625
- - Well, it's been overwhelming.
- 1029
- 01:06:58,582 --> 01:07:01,451
- - We inherited a gay bar.
- You forgot to tell me?
- 1030
- 01:07:02,843 --> 01:07:04,800
- - I didn't think
- you'd be interested.
- 1031
- 01:07:05,756 --> 01:07:08,800
- - I'm interested in selling it,
- going home with my wife.
- 1032
- 01:07:08,843 --> 01:07:10,843
- - The show's just opened.
- 1033
- 01:07:10,887 --> 01:07:13,800
- It's too soon to tell
- whether tonight's full house
- 1034
- 01:07:13,843 --> 01:07:15,712
- will translate
- into more full houses.
- 1035
- 01:07:15,756 --> 01:07:19,278
- I can't leave now, not when
- it's just turnin' a profit.
- 1036
- 01:07:19,321 --> 01:07:20,843
- - It's been weeks.
- 1037
- 01:07:20,887 --> 01:07:22,843
- Our house is empty.
- 1038
- 01:07:23,495 --> 01:07:24,930
- Dead quiet.
- 1039
- 01:07:26,451 --> 01:07:28,800
- - Well, play some Johnny Cash.
- 1040
- 01:07:32,756 --> 01:07:34,321
- - I love you.
- 1041
- 01:07:41,017 --> 01:07:42,495
- - Okay.
- 1042
- 01:07:43,843 --> 01:07:46,278
- I'll come back with you
- on one condition.
- 1043
- 01:07:47,887 --> 01:07:51,191
- We give this place to Nathan,
- our son-in-law.
- 1044
- 01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:53,408
- - Don't call him our son-in-law.
- 1045
- 01:07:53,451 --> 01:07:54,974
- No.
- 1046
- 01:07:55,017 --> 01:07:56,712
- - That's my condition.
- 1047
- 01:07:58,017 --> 01:08:01,061
- - Maybelline, this place
- is worth something to us.
- 1048
- 01:08:01,669 --> 01:08:03,974
- Thousands in stuff
- we can sell off.
- 1049
- 01:08:04,017 --> 01:08:05,712
- This is significant.
- 1050
- 01:08:07,669 --> 01:08:09,191
- - It's not ours, Jeb.
- 1051
- 01:08:10,278 --> 01:08:13,278
- Rickey wouldn't want us
- to have this place.
- 1052
- 01:08:15,235 --> 01:08:16,930
- You don't deserve this place.
- 1053
- 01:08:17,887 --> 01:08:19,625
- We don't deserve this place.
- 1054
- 01:08:26,495 --> 01:08:29,408
- [music, cheering and laughter
- in background]
- 1055
- 01:08:32,887 --> 01:08:35,625
- - I have to get back to work
- tomorrow.
- 1056
- 01:08:35,669 --> 01:08:37,843
- - I need more time here, Jeb.
- 1057
- 01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:40,278
- - You're pushin' it.
- 1058
- 01:08:41,582 --> 01:08:43,625
- - Sienna has to find daycare.
- 1059
- 01:08:43,669 --> 01:08:45,974
- The show needs a new director.
- 1060
- 01:08:46,017 --> 01:08:48,538
- - Don't piss on my leg
- and tell me it's rainin'.
- 1061
- 01:08:53,582 --> 01:08:55,321
- What are you doing
- with these people?
- 1062
- 01:08:55,364 --> 01:08:57,756
- I'll send your sister up
- to help ya.
- 1063
- 01:09:00,321 --> 01:09:02,278
- Maybe she can talk some sense
- into ya.
- 1064
- 01:09:05,930 --> 01:09:09,930
- - This is very kind of you
- to go pick up my sister.
- 1065
- 01:09:09,974 --> 01:09:13,582
- - So, uh,
- if Bevette doesn't see me,
- what does she look like?
- 1066
- 01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:17,235
- - Just look for the woman
- with the pained expression
- on her face,
- 1067
- 01:09:17,278 --> 01:09:19,625
- as if life isn't worth living.
- 1068
- 01:09:19,669 --> 01:09:21,278
- - That's her?
- - No.
- 1069
- 01:09:21,321 --> 01:09:24,408
- That'll be the woman who sat
- next to her on the plane.
- 1070
- 01:09:24,451 --> 01:09:26,191
- She can point her out to you.
- 1071
- 01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:41,669
- ⪠Meeting Mr. Right
- 1072
- 01:09:41,712 --> 01:09:45,191
- [cheering]
- ⪠The man of my dreams
- 1073
- 01:09:45,974 --> 01:09:48,756
- ⪠The one who showed me
- true love âª
- 1074
- 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,278
- ⪠Or at least it seemed
- 1075
- 01:09:50,321 --> 01:09:54,278
- - Well, y'know,
- that trampy ol' Imogene Breining
- 1076
- 01:09:54,321 --> 01:09:57,451
- is still carryin' on
- with Jake the Snake Riordan,
- 1077
- 01:09:57,495 --> 01:09:59,451
- and him not even divorced yet.
- 1078
- 01:09:59,495 --> 01:10:01,887
- - Imogene. Who'd a-thought it.
- 1079
- 01:10:01,930 --> 01:10:03,712
- Butter wouldn't melt.
- 1080
- 01:10:03,756 --> 01:10:07,538
- - Tried to buy his kid's love
- with all them
- Harry Potter books.
- 1081
- 01:10:07,582 --> 01:10:09,017
- Didn't work.
- 1082
- 01:10:09,061 --> 01:10:11,148
- They'd already seen the movies.
- 1083
- 01:10:11,191 --> 01:10:14,974
- - My friend Cherry Poppins
- has a joke in her act
- where she bends over and says,
- 1084
- 01:10:15,017 --> 01:10:17,800
- "Oops, I hope
- you didn't see my hairy potter."
- 1085
- 01:10:22,408 --> 01:10:24,451
- - You're gonna crack your mask.
- 1086
- 01:10:24,495 --> 01:10:27,800
- ⪠I just cannot hide it
- 1087
- 01:10:27,843 --> 01:10:30,104
- ⪠Oh no
- 1088
- 01:10:30,148 --> 01:10:33,800
- ⪠Finally it happened to me
- 1089
- 01:10:33,843 --> 01:10:37,451
- ⪠Right in front of my face
- 1090
- 01:10:37,495 --> 01:10:41,625
- ⪠My feelings
- can't describe it âª
- 1091
- 01:10:41,669 --> 01:10:45,843
- ⪠Finally it happened to me
- 1092
- 01:10:45,887 --> 01:10:48,974
- ⪠Right in front of my face
- 1093
- 01:10:49,017 --> 01:10:52,974
- ⪠And I just cannot hide it
- 1094
- 01:10:53,017 --> 01:10:55,278
- [wild cheering]
- 1095
- 01:11:08,235 --> 01:11:09,843
- - The crowds are good.
- 1096
- 01:11:09,887 --> 01:11:11,843
- The girls are makin' money.
- 1097
- 01:11:12,451 --> 01:11:15,191
- I swear
- I even saw Nathan smile once.
- 1098
- 01:11:16,017 --> 01:11:18,582
- - Word is,
- you put on a good drag show.
- 1099
- 01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:21,191
- - Not me.
- The girls put on the drag show.
- 1100
- 01:11:21,235 --> 01:11:23,582
- I just taught 'em
- three-part harmony.
- 1101
- 01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:26,148
- - Please. Those three
- couldn't stuff a bra with socks.
- 1102
- 01:11:26,191 --> 01:11:28,843
- - Actually,
- I've seen them do that.
- 1103
- 01:11:28,887 --> 01:11:34,235
- - Oh. Well, then I suppose
- it's good that I walked away
- and allowed them to blossom.
- 1104
- 01:11:36,017 --> 01:11:38,451
- - They need their mother back,
- Dusty.
- 1105
- 01:11:38,495 --> 01:11:39,930
- - But they have you.
- 1106
- 01:11:42,582 --> 01:11:45,061
- - I could never take your place.
- - Hmm.
- 1107
- 01:11:45,843 --> 01:11:48,148
- - All they ever talk about
- is you.
- 1108
- 01:11:49,017 --> 01:11:51,191
- "Oh, these curtains
- are so dusty.
- 1109
- 01:11:51,235 --> 01:11:53,843
- Oh, these glasses are so dusty."
- 1110
- 01:11:53,887 --> 01:11:55,495
- [chuckling]
- 1111
- 01:11:56,235 --> 01:11:58,495
- They miss their stage mother.
- 1112
- 01:11:59,451 --> 01:12:02,843
- I'm going back to Texas,
- to church, to Jeb.
- 1113
- 01:12:04,104 --> 01:12:05,843
- That's my world.
- 1114
- 01:12:07,235 --> 01:12:09,061
- Come back to yours.
- 1115
- 01:12:13,843 --> 01:12:17,191
- - You sure about this?
- - Maybelline, shake a leg.
- 1116
- 01:12:17,235 --> 01:12:20,625
- I don't want to be drivin'
- through the Tenderloin
- in the dark.
- 1117
- 01:12:22,191 --> 01:12:24,843
- - I'm... sorry about her.
- 1118
- 01:12:24,887 --> 01:12:28,843
- - Every family has a relative
- who stabbed grandma
- with a butter knife.
- 1119
- 01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:31,364
- - Or dynamited
- a perfectly good barn.
- 1120
- 01:12:47,538 --> 01:12:50,408
- - There he is. Nanny.
- 1121
- 01:12:50,451 --> 01:12:51,800
- Look.
- 1122
- 01:12:51,843 --> 01:12:53,495
- - Baby Rickey!
- 1123
- 01:12:55,843 --> 01:12:57,495
- - Yeah, so light.
- 1124
- 01:12:58,843 --> 01:13:00,625
- Hi, Dusty.
- 1125
- 01:13:00,669 --> 01:13:02,974
- - Hey, you. It's Auntie Dusty.
- 1126
- 01:13:03,017 --> 01:13:05,104
- [chuckling]
- How are you?
- 1127
- 01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:06,887
- Yes, it's pretty over there.
- 1128
- 01:13:07,843 --> 01:13:09,495
- Take a look, it's magic.
- 1129
- 01:13:13,017 --> 01:13:15,104
- [all]: Oh...
- 1130
- 01:13:15,148 --> 01:13:16,582
- - Bye.
- 1131
- 01:13:17,451 --> 01:13:19,843
- - What are we gonna do
- without our momma?
- 1132
- 01:13:19,887 --> 01:13:21,930
- - I'm going to miss y'all
- so much.
- 1133
- 01:13:21,974 --> 01:13:24,321
- - You're gonna make
- my mascara run.
- 1134
- 01:13:24,364 --> 01:13:27,408
- - Oh, stop.
- - No one wants you to go,
- Maybelline.
- 1135
- 01:13:27,451 --> 01:13:29,104
- - Well, this isn't my life.
- 1136
- 01:13:29,148 --> 01:13:31,538
- It was Rickey's and yours.
- 1137
- 01:13:31,582 --> 01:13:33,800
- I think it's for the best.
- 1138
- 01:13:36,582 --> 01:13:38,408
- - A little going-away present.
- 1139
- 01:13:38,451 --> 01:13:40,887
- Rickey used to get me
- to tape his performances
- 1140
- 01:13:40,930 --> 01:13:43,712
- so he could watch 'em back
- and get better.
- 1141
- 01:13:45,930 --> 01:13:48,104
- Now you can see how he was.
- 1142
- 01:13:48,148 --> 01:13:50,495
- - Oh.
- - Dramatic and beautiful.
- 1143
- 01:13:50,538 --> 01:13:52,148
- Messy.
- [chuckling]
- 1144
- 01:13:52,191 --> 01:13:53,843
- Just like you.
- 1145
- 01:13:53,887 --> 01:13:56,669
- - Oh. Oh, thank you so much.
- 1146
- 01:13:56,712 --> 01:13:59,625
- [screaming]
- Ugh! Oh, my Lord!
- 1147
- 01:13:59,669 --> 01:14:01,235
- - What?!
- 1148
- 01:14:01,278 --> 01:14:04,017
- - I just saw the general
- and two colonels!
- 1149
- 01:14:04,061 --> 01:14:06,191
- - For the first time apparently.
- 1150
- 01:14:06,235 --> 01:14:08,843
- - First time
- in the ladies' room.
- 1151
- 01:14:08,887 --> 01:14:11,278
- - Cherry, this is my sister,
- Bevette.
- 1152
- 01:14:12,843 --> 01:14:15,800
- - Right. I thought she was one
- of the new drag queens.
- 1153
- 01:14:15,843 --> 01:14:17,625
- [laughter]
- - Bevette,
- 1154
- 01:14:17,669 --> 01:14:20,625
- this is my darling friend,
- Cherry.
- 1155
- 01:14:20,669 --> 01:14:23,800
- - Oh, the one
- with the hairy potter.
- 1156
- 01:14:23,843 --> 01:14:25,538
- Well, it ain't that hairy.
- 1157
- 01:14:25,582 --> 01:14:27,800
- [laughter]
- 1158
- 01:14:27,843 --> 01:14:30,538
- - Bevette, why don't you wait
- outside in the lobby?
- 1159
- 01:14:30,582 --> 01:14:32,061
- I'll just be a minute.
- 1160
- 01:14:34,669 --> 01:14:38,582
- Nathan, I've got...
- a going-away present for you,
- too.
- 1161
- 01:14:40,017 --> 01:14:41,974
- This is all yours now.
- 1162
- 01:14:43,235 --> 01:14:45,538
- The club. You're the sole owner.
- 1163
- 01:14:46,321 --> 01:14:47,800
- - What about your husband?
- 1164
- 01:14:47,843 --> 01:14:50,843
- - Well, that was my condition
- for going back to Texas.
- 1165
- 01:14:51,538 --> 01:14:53,712
- All you gotta do
- is sign the papers.
- 1166
- 01:14:58,669 --> 01:15:00,625
- - Thank you, Maybelline,
- thank you.
- 1167
- 01:15:02,843 --> 01:15:05,364
- - And I'll only take 20%.
- [laughter]
- 1168
- 01:15:08,235 --> 01:15:10,104
- - Of course.
- 1169
- 01:15:12,017 --> 01:15:14,364
- [soft piano music]
- 1170
- 01:15:18,104 --> 01:15:20,364
- ⪠Saying goodbye
- 1171
- 01:15:21,235 --> 01:15:24,278
- ⪠Is never an easy thing
- 1172
- 01:15:24,321 --> 01:15:27,495
- ⪠But you never said
- 1173
- 01:15:27,538 --> 01:15:30,974
- ⪠That you'd stay forever
- 1174
- 01:15:31,017 --> 01:15:33,625
- ⪠So if you must go
- 1175
- 01:15:34,669 --> 01:15:37,495
- ⪠Oh darling
- I set you free âª
- 1176
- 01:15:37,974 --> 01:15:40,061
- ⪠But I know in time
- 1177
- 01:15:40,930 --> 01:15:44,278
- ⪠That we'll be together...
- 1178
- 01:15:46,364 --> 01:15:48,625
- ⪠I won't try
- 1179
- 01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:51,974
- ⪠To stop you now
- from leaving âª
- 1180
- 01:15:52,017 --> 01:15:54,843
- ⪠'Cause in my heart
- 1181
- 01:15:54,887 --> 01:15:56,974
- ⪠I know
- 1182
- 01:15:57,017 --> 01:16:00,408
- ⪠Love will lead you back
- 1183
- 01:16:00,451 --> 01:16:04,061
- ⪠Someday I just know
- that love âª
- 1184
- 01:16:04,104 --> 01:16:08,191
- ⪠Will lead you back
- to my arms âª
- 1185
- 01:16:08,235 --> 01:16:11,625
- ⪠Where you belong
- 1186
- 01:16:11,669 --> 01:16:13,625
- ⪠I'm sure
- 1187
- 01:16:13,669 --> 01:16:17,104
- ⪠Sure as stars are shining
- 1188
- 01:16:17,148 --> 01:16:21,061
- ⪠One day
- you will find me again âª
- 1189
- 01:16:22,148 --> 01:16:24,408
- ⪠It won't be long
- 1190
- 01:16:24,451 --> 01:16:29,800
- ⪠One of these days
- our love will lead you back... âª
- 1191
- 01:16:48,887 --> 01:16:50,930
- [harmonizing]
- 1192
- 01:16:58,321 --> 01:16:59,843
- - Maybelline!
- 1193
- 01:16:59,887 --> 01:17:02,017
- I heard you were back.
- 1194
- 01:17:02,061 --> 01:17:04,017
- So happy to see you.
- 1195
- 01:17:04,061 --> 01:17:06,712
- - Thank you, Imogene.
- It's nice to be back.
- 1196
- 01:17:06,756 --> 01:17:09,408
- - What were you doing up there
- all that time?
- 1197
- 01:17:09,451 --> 01:17:11,278
- - Rickey had a business
- out west.
- 1198
- 01:17:12,148 --> 01:17:14,625
- Maybelline went up and oversaw
- the whole thing.
- 1199
- 01:17:14,669 --> 01:17:16,321
- - What kind of a business?
- 1200
- 01:17:16,364 --> 01:17:17,843
- - It was a restaurant.
- 1201
- 01:17:18,887 --> 01:17:20,538
- Bar.
- 1202
- 01:17:20,582 --> 01:17:24,408
- ⪠I won't try to stop you now
- from leaving âª
- 1203
- 01:17:25,235 --> 01:17:27,712
- ⪠'Cause in my heart
- 1204
- 01:17:27,756 --> 01:17:29,843
- ⪠I know...
- 1205
- 01:17:31,495 --> 01:17:33,408
- [cheering]
- 1206
- 01:17:33,451 --> 01:17:36,625
- ⪠Love will lead you back
- 1207
- 01:17:36,669 --> 01:17:40,191
- ⪠Someday I just know that
- 1208
- 01:17:40,235 --> 01:17:44,625
- ⪠Love will lead you back
- to my arms âª
- 1209
- 01:17:44,669 --> 01:17:47,495
- ⪠Where you belong
- 1210
- 01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:49,974
- ⪠I'm sure
- 1211
- 01:17:50,017 --> 01:17:53,538
- ⪠Sure as stars are shining
- 1212
- 01:17:53,582 --> 01:17:58,278
- ⪠One day
- you will find me again âª
- 1213
- 01:17:58,321 --> 01:18:00,104
- ⪠It won't be long
- 1214
- 01:18:01,235 --> 01:18:03,974
- ⪠One of these days our love
- 1215
- 01:18:04,017 --> 01:18:07,974
- ⪠Will lead you back...
- 1216
- 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:11,191
- ⪠Where you belong
- 1217
- 01:18:11,235 --> 01:18:13,278
- ⪠I'm sure
- 1218
- 01:18:13,321 --> 01:18:16,278
- ⪠Sure as stars are shining
- 1219
- 01:18:16,321 --> 01:18:21,495
- ⪠One day
- you will find me again âª
- 1220
- 01:18:21,538 --> 01:18:24,756
- ⪠It won't be long
- 1221
- 01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:27,974
- ⪠One of these days
- 1222
- 01:18:28,017 --> 01:18:30,582
- ⪠Our love will lead you
- 1223
- 01:18:30,625 --> 01:18:32,800
- ⪠Back
- 1224
- 01:18:32,843 --> 01:18:34,495
- [cheering]
- 1225
- 01:18:49,408 --> 01:18:51,408
- ⪠Turn around
- 1226
- 01:18:51,451 --> 01:18:54,364
- ⪠Every now and then
- I get a little bit lonely âª
- 1227
- 01:18:54,408 --> 01:18:55,843
- ⪠And you're never
- comin' round âª
- 1228
- 01:18:55,887 --> 01:18:58,538
- ⪠Turn around
- 1229
- 01:18:58,582 --> 01:19:01,843
- ⪠Every now and then
- I get a little bit tired âª
- 1230
- 01:19:01,887 --> 01:19:05,235
- ⪠Of listening to the sound
- of my tears
- Turn around âª
- 1231
- 01:19:05,278 --> 01:19:08,538
- ⪠Every now and then
- I get a little bit nervous âª
- 1232
- 01:19:08,582 --> 01:19:11,625
- ⪠That the best of all the years
- have gone-- âª
- 1233
- 01:19:14,669 --> 01:19:16,843
- - Jeb, I was watchin' that.
- 1234
- 01:19:16,887 --> 01:19:19,191
- - Watchin' all that is
- not gonna bring him back.
- 1235
- 01:19:19,235 --> 01:19:21,061
- I know how much you miss him.
- 1236
- 01:19:22,017 --> 01:19:23,843
- Miss him myself for 20 years.
- 1237
- 01:19:23,887 --> 01:19:25,538
- - That was your choice.
- 1238
- 01:19:25,582 --> 01:19:28,191
- He was always the same,
- even when he was a little boy.
- 1239
- 01:19:28,235 --> 01:19:29,843
- You just didn't want to see it.
- 1240
- 01:19:29,887 --> 01:19:32,364
- - Bevette and me
- are your family now.
- 1241
- 01:19:33,235 --> 01:19:35,061
- Gonna have to be enough
- for each other.
- 1242
- 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:38,364
- - It takes more than a ring
- to be a family, Jeb.
- 1243
- 01:19:39,582 --> 01:19:41,017
- It takes guts.
- 1244
- 01:19:41,061 --> 01:19:43,930
- You're still ashamed
- of your own son.
- 1245
- 01:19:43,974 --> 01:19:45,408
- Even now.
- 1246
- 01:19:45,451 --> 01:19:47,061
- - He was a mama's boy,
- 1247
- 01:19:47,104 --> 01:19:49,669
- hidin' behind your skirts,
- and you let him.
- 1248
- 01:19:50,843 --> 01:19:53,887
- - You didn't have the guts
- to love your own son,
- 1249
- 01:19:53,930 --> 01:19:56,800
- 'cause you were afraid
- what other people would think.
- 1250
- 01:19:56,843 --> 01:19:59,104
- Well, let me tell you something,
- Jeb.
- 1251
- 01:19:59,148 --> 01:20:02,321
- You can't make chicken salad
- outta chicken shit!
- 1252
- 01:20:04,669 --> 01:20:06,451
- - I never understood him.
- 1253
- 01:20:07,148 --> 01:20:08,930
- You loved him enough
- for both of us.
- 1254
- 01:20:10,104 --> 01:20:12,756
- Turned out just like you.
- 1255
- 01:20:14,843 --> 01:20:16,321
- - Thank you.
- 1256
- 01:20:17,669 --> 01:20:19,191
- I was afraid too, Jeb.
- 1257
- 01:20:21,930 --> 01:20:24,408
- Of you, him, everyone.
- 1258
- 01:20:24,451 --> 01:20:25,756
- God.
- 1259
- 01:20:25,800 --> 01:20:28,408
- But I'm not afraid anymore.
- 1260
- 01:20:28,451 --> 01:20:32,451
- I'm not looking at our son
- through your frightened eyes.
- 1261
- 01:20:33,843 --> 01:20:37,148
- Our boy... was a star.
- 1262
- 01:20:39,669 --> 01:20:41,364
- That's what he got from me.
- 1263
- 01:21:06,669 --> 01:21:10,495
- - Aw, hell, Maybelline,
- you were a lot happier up there.
- Even I could see that.
- 1264
- 01:21:11,582 --> 01:21:13,104
- Here.
- 1265
- 01:21:13,148 --> 01:21:15,538
- A couple thousand
- to help see you through.
- 1266
- 01:21:15,582 --> 01:21:17,625
- [laughing]
- - Oh, Bevette.
- 1267
- 01:21:29,625 --> 01:21:31,408
- Hi.
- 1268
- 01:21:33,235 --> 01:21:34,930
- - Hey.
- 1269
- 01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:36,712
- Hi.
- 1270
- 01:21:36,756 --> 01:21:38,278
- What are you doing here?
- 1271
- 01:21:39,148 --> 01:21:42,538
- - This is the only record store
- in the neighbourhood,
- 1272
- 01:21:42,582 --> 01:21:44,451
- and it's a Saturday, so...
- 1273
- 01:21:47,843 --> 01:21:51,930
- I'm sorry I didn't tell you
- everything about myself.
- 1274
- 01:21:57,451 --> 01:21:59,625
- - So... how are you?
- 1275
- 01:21:59,669 --> 01:22:01,235
- You look great.
- 1276
- 01:22:02,017 --> 01:22:03,843
- - Thanks. I'm good.
- 1277
- 01:22:04,887 --> 01:22:07,191
- I'm back in town,
- 1278
- 01:22:07,235 --> 01:22:11,582
- but everything's up in the air
- for me right now.
- 1279
- 01:22:13,451 --> 01:22:14,843
- - Well...
- 1280
- 01:22:14,887 --> 01:22:17,017
- I'm not afraid of heights.
- 1281
- 01:22:19,625 --> 01:22:21,625
- So...
- 1282
- 01:22:21,669 --> 01:22:23,669
- what are you doing tonight?
- 1283
- 01:22:23,712 --> 01:22:25,625
- - Funny you should ask.
- 1284
- 01:22:25,669 --> 01:22:27,408
- [wild cheering]
- 1285
- 01:22:29,843 --> 01:22:31,843
- - Okay. Okay, alright.
- 1286
- 01:22:31,887 --> 01:22:34,408
- Settle down, queens!
- 1287
- 01:22:35,148 --> 01:22:36,800
- - You look gorgeous tonight,
- girl.
- 1288
- 01:22:36,843 --> 01:22:40,364
- D'you get all dressed up for us,
- or is this for a man?
- 1289
- 01:22:40,408 --> 01:22:43,191
- - These days all my men
- are wearing diapers and dresses.
- 1290
- 01:22:43,235 --> 01:22:45,800
- [chuckling]
- And that's all I need.
- 1291
- 01:22:45,843 --> 01:22:47,974
- Alright, bitches, get dressed.
- 1292
- 01:22:49,017 --> 01:22:51,495
- - Oh... my God.
- 1293
- 01:22:53,017 --> 01:22:55,582
- You are a genius.
- [laughing]
- 1294
- 01:22:57,148 --> 01:22:59,408
- - You ready, honey?
- 1295
- 01:22:59,451 --> 01:23:01,364
- [sighing]
- - I don't know.
- 1296
- 01:23:04,017 --> 01:23:05,800
- Oh.
- 1297
- 01:23:05,843 --> 01:23:07,538
- - One ain't gonna kill ya.
- 1298
- 01:23:16,843 --> 01:23:19,625
- [cheering and applause]
- 1299
- 01:23:19,669 --> 01:23:23,800
- - Tonight,
- making her Pandora's Box debut
- 1300
- 01:23:23,843 --> 01:23:25,625
- is my partner.
- 1301
- 01:23:25,669 --> 01:23:28,191
- I call her Mom.
- [crowd]: Aw.
- 1302
- 01:23:28,235 --> 01:23:30,235
- - She's someone with a real name
- 1303
- 01:23:30,278 --> 01:23:32,712
- that a drag queen
- would kill for.
- 1304
- 01:23:32,756 --> 01:23:36,061
- Singing a tribute
- to our beloved Rickey Pedia...
- 1305
- 01:23:38,843 --> 01:23:41,538
- ...Ms. Maybelline Metcalf!
- 1306
- 01:23:41,582 --> 01:23:43,712
- [cheering]
- 1307
- 01:24:03,017 --> 01:24:04,800
- ⪠Turn around
- 1308
- 01:24:04,843 --> 01:24:08,451
- ⪠Every now and then
- I get a little bit lonely âª
- 1309
- 01:24:08,495 --> 01:24:10,321
- ⪠And you're never
- comin' round âª
- 1310
- 01:24:10,364 --> 01:24:12,148
- ⪠Turn around
- 1311
- 01:24:12,191 --> 01:24:15,538
- ⪠Every now and then
- I get a little bit tired
- 1312
- 01:24:15,582 --> 01:24:17,669
- ⪠Of listening to the sound
- of my tears âª
- 1313
- 01:24:17,712 --> 01:24:19,148
- ⪠Turn around
- 1314
- 01:24:19,191 --> 01:24:22,017
- ⪠Every now and then
- I get a little bit nervous âª
- 1315
- 01:24:22,061 --> 01:24:24,930
- ⪠That the best of all the years
- have gone by âª
- 1316
- 01:24:24,974 --> 01:24:26,625
- ⪠Turn around
- 1317
- 01:24:26,669 --> 01:24:29,582
- ⪠Every now and then
- I get a little bit terrified âª
- 1318
- 01:24:29,625 --> 01:24:32,278
- ⪠And then I see
- the look in your eyes âª
- 1319
- 01:24:32,321 --> 01:24:35,625
- ⪠Turn around bright eyes
- 1320
- 01:24:35,669 --> 01:24:39,148
- ⪠Every now and then
- I fall apart âª
- 1321
- 01:24:39,191 --> 01:24:41,191
- ⪠Turn around bright eyes
- 1322
- 01:24:41,235 --> 01:24:43,235
- ⪠Every now and then
- I fall apart âª
- 1323
- 01:24:43,278 --> 01:24:44,974
- ⪠Turn around
- 1324
- 01:24:45,017 --> 01:24:48,451
- ⪠Every now and then
- I get a little bit restless âª
- 1325
- 01:24:48,495 --> 01:24:50,538
- ⪠And I dream
- of something wild âª
- 1326
- 01:24:50,582 --> 01:24:52,278
- ⪠Turn around
- 1327
- 01:24:52,321 --> 01:24:55,538
- ⪠Every now and then
- I get a little bit helpless âª
- 1328
- 01:24:55,582 --> 01:24:58,278
- ⪠And I'm lying like a child
- in your arms âª
- 1329
- 01:24:58,321 --> 01:25:00,843
- ⪠Turn around
- ⪠Every now and then
- 1330
- 01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:02,843
- ⪠I get a little bit angry
- 1331
- 01:25:02,887 --> 01:25:05,191
- ⪠And I know
- I gotta get out and cry âª
- 1332
- 01:25:05,235 --> 01:25:06,843
- ⪠Turn around
- 1333
- 01:25:06,887 --> 01:25:09,843
- ⪠Every now and then
- I get a little bit terrified âª
- 1334
- 01:25:09,887 --> 01:25:12,538
- ⪠And then I see the look
- in your eyes âª
- 1335
- 01:25:12,582 --> 01:25:15,625
- ⪠Turn around bright eyes
- 1336
- 01:25:15,669 --> 01:25:17,843
- ⪠Every now and then
- I fall apart âª
- 1337
- 01:25:17,887 --> 01:25:20,974
- ⪠Turn around bright eyes
- 1338
- 01:25:21,017 --> 01:25:24,235
- ⪠Every now and then
- I fall apart âª
- 1339
- 01:25:24,278 --> 01:25:28,191
- ⪠And I need you now tonight
- [cheering]
- 1340
- 01:25:28,235 --> 01:25:31,451
- ⪠And I need you
- more than ever âª
- 1341
- 01:25:31,495 --> 01:25:34,756
- ⪠And if you only
- hold me tight âª
- 1342
- 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:38,364
- ⪠We'll be holding on forever
- 1343
- 01:25:39,061 --> 01:25:42,451
- ⪠And we'll only
- be making it right âª
- 1344
- 01:25:42,495 --> 01:25:44,625
- ⪠'Cause we'll never be wrong
- 1345
- 01:25:44,669 --> 01:25:48,278
- ⪠Together we can take it
- to the end of the line âª
- 1346
- 01:25:48,321 --> 01:25:52,278
- ⪠Your love is like a shadow
- on me all of the time âª
- 1347
- 01:25:52,321 --> 01:25:53,712
- ⪠All of the time
- 1348
- 01:25:53,756 --> 01:25:57,278
- ⪠I don't know what to do
- I'm always in the dark âª
- 1349
- 01:25:57,321 --> 01:26:01,408
- ⪠We're living in a powder keg
- and giving off sparks âª
- 1350
- 01:26:01,451 --> 01:26:03,538
- ⪠I really need you tonight
- 1351
- 01:26:03,582 --> 01:26:07,191
- ⪠Forever's gonna start
- tonight âª
- 1352
- 01:26:07,235 --> 01:26:10,191
- ⪠Forever's
- gonna start tonight âª
- 1353
- 01:26:10,235 --> 01:26:13,538
- ⪠Once upon a time
- I was falling in love âª
- 1354
- 01:26:13,582 --> 01:26:16,495
- ⪠Now I'm only falling apart
- 1355
- 01:26:18,887 --> 01:26:20,669
- ⪠Nothing I can do
- 1356
- 01:26:20,712 --> 01:26:23,843
- ⪠Total eclipse of the heart
- 1357
- 01:26:29,104 --> 01:26:31,451
- [cheering and whistling]
- 1358
- 01:26:33,669 --> 01:26:35,321
- ⪠Turn around...
- 1359
- 01:26:36,974 --> 01:26:39,278
- [cheering and applause]
- 1360
- 01:26:41,235 --> 01:26:43,495
- ⪠Turn around
- 1361
- 01:26:48,104 --> 01:26:52,061
- ⪠Turn around bright eyes
- 1362
- 01:26:52,669 --> 01:26:55,843
- ⪠Every now and then
- I fall apart âª
- 1363
- 01:26:55,887 --> 01:26:57,756
- ⪠Turn around bright eyes
- 1364
- 01:26:57,800 --> 01:26:59,930
- ⪠Every now and then
- I fall apart âª
- 1365
- 01:27:00,669 --> 01:27:03,278
- ⪠And I need you now tonight
- 1366
- 01:27:03,321 --> 01:27:04,887
- ⪠And I need you
- 1367
- 01:27:04,930 --> 01:27:07,974
- ⪠And I need you
- more than ever âª
- 1368
- 01:27:08,017 --> 01:27:10,582
- ⪠And if you'll only
- hold me tight âª
- 1369
- 01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:14,321
- ⪠You'll be holding me
- ⪠We'll be holding on forever
- 1370
- 01:27:14,364 --> 01:27:17,669
- ⪠And we'll only
- be making it right âª
- 1371
- 01:27:17,712 --> 01:27:21,017
- ⪠And we'll never
- ⪠'Cause we'll never be wrong
- 1372
- 01:27:21,061 --> 01:27:24,887
- ⪠Together we can take it
- to the end of the light âª
- 1373
- 01:27:24,930 --> 01:27:29,582
- ⪠Your love is like a shadow
- on me all of the time âª
- ⪠All of the time
- 1374
- 01:27:29,625 --> 01:27:31,756
- ⪠I don't know what to do
- 1375
- 01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:33,712
- ⪠I'm always in the dark
- 1376
- 01:27:33,756 --> 01:27:37,321
- ⪠Living in a powder keg
- and giving off sparks âª
- 1377
- 01:27:42,235 --> 01:27:43,974
- [wild cheering]
- 1378
- 01:28:13,843 --> 01:28:16,191
- ⪠We got married in the spring
- 1379
- 01:28:16,235 --> 01:28:18,974
- ⪠To prove it
- here's my wedding ring âª
- 1380
- 01:28:19,017 --> 01:28:21,800
- ⪠I always think
- of my blushing groom âª
- 1381
- 01:28:21,843 --> 01:28:24,191
- ⪠Whenever I see
- the pansies bloom âª
- 1382
- 01:28:24,235 --> 01:28:25,843
- ⪠Oh no
- 1383
- 01:28:27,017 --> 01:28:29,495
- ⪠Say it cannot be
- 1384
- 01:28:30,148 --> 01:28:34,495
- ⪠Queer things
- are happening to me âª
- 1385
- 01:28:35,321 --> 01:28:38,191
- ⪠A groom should bring his bride
- some joy âª
- 1386
- 01:28:38,235 --> 01:28:40,800
- ⪠A boy's supposed to be a boy
- 1387
- 01:28:40,843 --> 01:28:43,408
- ⪠I told him about the birds
- and bees âª
- 1388
- 01:28:43,451 --> 01:28:46,191
- ⪠But he still wears
- those pink shimmies âª
- 1389
- 01:28:46,235 --> 01:28:47,712
- ⪠Oh no
- 1390
- 01:28:48,669 --> 01:28:51,191
- ⪠Say it cannot be
- 1391
- 01:28:51,843 --> 01:28:54,191
- ⪠Queer things
- 1392
- 01:28:54,235 --> 01:28:56,843
- ⪠Are happening to me
- 1393
- 01:28:59,669 --> 01:29:02,625
- ⪠His hair is curly as can be
- 1394
- 01:29:02,669 --> 01:29:05,235
- ⪠He uses curlers just like me
- 1395
- 01:29:05,278 --> 01:29:07,625
- ⪠When I find lipstick
- on his tie âª
- 1396
- 01:29:07,669 --> 01:29:10,191
- ⪠He says there's no other woman
- so it must be a guy âª
- 1397
- 01:29:10,235 --> 01:29:11,800
- ⪠Oh no
- 1398
- 01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:14,930
- ⪠Quelle tragédie
- 1399
- 01:29:16,148 --> 01:29:18,408
- ⪠Queer things
- 1400
- 01:29:18,451 --> 01:29:21,408
- ⪠Are happening to me
- 1401
- 01:29:21,451 --> 01:29:24,321
- ⪠He's so big
- and he's so strong âª
- 1402
- 01:29:24,364 --> 01:29:26,800
- ⪠I can't figure out
- where he went wrong âª
- 1403
- 01:29:26,843 --> 01:29:29,278
- ⪠Must've got caught
- right in between âª
- 1404
- 01:29:29,321 --> 01:29:31,843
- ⪠His name is Chris
- it ought to be Christine âª
- 1405
- 01:29:31,887 --> 01:29:33,495
- ⪠Oh no
- 1406
- 01:29:34,148 --> 01:29:36,625
- ⪠Say it cannot be
- 1407
- 01:29:37,582 --> 01:29:39,974
- ⪠Queer things
- 1408
- 01:29:40,017 --> 01:29:42,495
- ⪠Are happening to me
- 1409
- 01:29:42,887 --> 01:29:45,278
- [castanets clicking]
- 1410
- 01:29:48,321 --> 01:29:50,974
- ⪠He's never been to Gay Paree
- 1411
- 01:29:51,017 --> 01:29:53,625
- ⪠But he is as gay
- as he can be âª
- 1412
- 01:29:53,669 --> 01:29:56,278
- ⪠His friends are sweet
- they're the queerest band âª
- 1413
- 01:29:56,321 --> 01:29:58,800
- ⪠They're turning my home
- into a fairy land âª
- 1414
- 01:29:58,843 --> 01:30:00,364
- ⪠Oh no
- 1415
- 01:30:01,582 --> 01:30:04,408
- ⪠Oh what a tragedy
- 1416
- 01:30:04,451 --> 01:30:06,800
- ⪠Queer things
- 1417
- 01:30:06,843 --> 01:30:09,625
- ⪠Are happening to me
- 1418
- 01:30:09,669 --> 01:30:12,538
- ⪠We went one night
- to a masquerade âª
- 1419
- 01:30:12,582 --> 01:30:15,104
- ⪠And I dressed up
- like a parlour maid âª
- 1420
- 01:30:15,148 --> 01:30:17,800
- ⪠Everyone knew it was me
- right away âª
- 1421
- 01:30:17,843 --> 01:30:20,408
- ⪠But no one knew
- he was the Queen of the Mae âª
- 1422
- 01:30:20,451 --> 01:30:21,843
- ⪠Oh no
- 1423
- 01:30:22,887 --> 01:30:25,974
- ⪠Woodman spare that tree
- 1424
- 01:30:26,017 --> 01:30:28,408
- ⪠Queer things
- 1425
- 01:30:28,451 --> 01:30:30,843
- ⪠Are happening to me
- 1426
- 01:30:31,669 --> 01:30:33,974
- [flute music]
- 1427
- 01:30:34,017 --> 01:30:36,800
- ⪠Whenever we'd go out
- to dine âª
- 1428
- 01:30:36,843 --> 01:30:39,408
- ⪠I'd buy him pheasant
- and apricot wine âª
- 1429
- 01:30:39,451 --> 01:30:42,191
- ⪠But he says no
- what can I do âª
- 1430
- 01:30:42,235 --> 01:30:44,800
- ⪠He doesn't wanna try anything
- that's new âª
- 1431
- 01:30:44,843 --> 01:30:47,191
- ⪠Oh no
- ⪠Marone
- 1432
- 01:30:47,235 --> 01:30:49,712
- ⪠Say it cannot be
- 1433
- 01:30:50,582 --> 01:30:52,800
- ⪠Queer things
- 1434
- 01:30:52,843 --> 01:30:55,538
- ⪠Are happening to me
- 1435
- 01:30:55,582 --> 01:30:58,321
- ⪠While I was walking
- down the aisle âª
- 1436
- 01:30:58,364 --> 01:31:01,104
- ⪠His friends all stood around
- and smiled âª
- 1437
- 01:31:01,148 --> 01:31:03,800
- ⪠I found out why
- and it hurts my pride âª
- 1438
- 01:31:03,843 --> 01:31:06,408
- ⪠They knew he liked
- the best man better
- than the bride âª
- 1439
- 01:31:06,451 --> 01:31:07,843
- ⪠Oh no
- 1440
- 01:31:08,669 --> 01:31:11,061
- ⪠No I cannot be
- 1441
- 01:31:11,887 --> 01:31:14,278
- ⪠Queer things
- 1442
- 01:31:14,321 --> 01:31:16,625
- ⪠Are happening to me
- 1443
- 01:31:17,451 --> 01:31:19,495
- [castanets clicking]
- 1444
- 01:31:22,669 --> 01:31:25,278
- ⪠We have decided it cannot be
- 1445
- 01:31:25,321 --> 01:31:27,800
- ⪠I'm not for him
- and he's not for me âª
- 1446
- 01:31:27,843 --> 01:31:30,408
- ⪠He can do what he wants
- and I'll do what I can âª
- 1447
- 01:31:30,451 --> 01:31:32,408
- ⪠But the both of us
- 1448
- 01:31:32,451 --> 01:31:35,712
- ⪠Have gotta get a man...
- 1449
- 01:31:37,669 --> 01:31:39,495
- [musical flourish]
- 1450
- 01:31:40,451 --> 01:31:42,191
- ⪠You're worth fighting for
- 1451
- 01:31:42,235 --> 01:31:44,625
- ⪠Come on over
- and we'll settle it right âª
- 1452
- 01:31:44,669 --> 01:31:46,104
- ⪠Put your dukes up
- 1453
- 01:31:46,148 --> 01:31:49,061
- ⪠'Cause I'm ready
- to fight for you... âª
- 1454
- 01:31:49,843 --> 01:31:52,495
- ⪠I'll fight for you...
- 1455
- 01:31:54,148 --> 01:31:56,800
- ⪠Don't want the pain
- but I'll take it in stride âª
- 1456
- 01:31:56,843 --> 01:32:01,625
- ⪠Put your dukes up
- 'cause i'm ready to fight
- for you... âª
- 1457
- 01:32:01,669 --> 01:32:04,278
- ⪠I'll fight for you...
- 1458
- 01:32:06,887 --> 01:32:09,800
- ⪠If I turn away now
- 1459
- 01:32:09,843 --> 01:32:12,800
- ⪠Do I lose this battle
- 1460
- 01:32:12,843 --> 01:32:16,104
- ⪠Will you stay around
- if I back down âª
- 1461
- 01:32:16,148 --> 01:32:18,800
- ⪠If I back down
- 1462
- 01:32:18,843 --> 01:32:21,191
- ⪠Or do you want a fair fight
- 1463
- 01:32:21,235 --> 01:32:24,625
- ⪠Because I'm your equal
- 1464
- 01:32:24,669 --> 01:32:26,800
- ⪠You wanna get in my mind
- 1465
- 01:32:26,843 --> 01:32:29,104
- ⪠Know what i'm like
- 1466
- 01:32:29,148 --> 01:32:30,974
- ⪠Oh
- 1467
- 01:32:31,017 --> 01:32:33,625
- ⪠I wanted to embrace
- 1468
- 01:32:33,669 --> 01:32:37,104
- ⪠This boring lack of conflict
- 1469
- 01:32:37,148 --> 01:32:40,191
- ⪠But that was all before
- 1470
- 01:32:41,843 --> 01:32:44,625
- ⪠Come on over
- and we'll settle it right âª
- 1471
- 01:32:44,669 --> 01:32:48,712
- ⪠Put your dukes up
- 'cause I'm ready
- to fight for you... âª
- 1472
- 01:32:49,669 --> 01:32:52,278
- ⪠I'll fight for you...
- 1473
- 01:32:54,017 --> 01:32:56,625
- ⪠Don't want the pain
- but I'll take it in stride âª
- 1474
- 01:32:56,669 --> 01:33:00,712
- ⪠Put your dukes up
- 'cause i'm ready to fight
- for you... âª
- 1475
- 01:33:01,669 --> 01:33:04,278
- ⪠I'll fight for you...
- 1476
- 01:33:06,017 --> 01:33:08,538
- ⪠Come on over
- and we'll settle it right âª
- 1477
- 01:33:08,582 --> 01:33:12,712
- ⪠Put your dukes up
- 'cause I'm ready
- to fight for you... âª
- 1478
- 01:33:13,669 --> 01:33:16,278
- ⪠I'll fight for you...
- 1479
- 01:33:17,843 --> 01:33:19,843
- Subtitling: difuze
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