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  1. my daddy still hasnt fukt me
  2. day 2
  3. im getting thirsty af
  4. day 3
  5. I fukt my dog
  6. day 4
  7. my dad abandoned me for the dog again
  8. day 5
  9. I murdered them both
  10. day 6
  11. mother came home
  12. day 7
  13. turns out I’m straight, thanks mom
  14. day 8
  15. I murdered her 2
  16. day 9
  17. I think I have problems, I might need to see a therapist
  18. day 10
  19. I went to the therapist he called the cops ):
  20. day 11
  21. I now have a lot of dead bodies, most of them are cops
  22. wat do now
  23. day 12
  24. I found a bunch of emos who think im cool
  25. day 13
  26. I think those depressing emos have got to me, I’m now standing infront of my window with a noose hanging from the ceiling fan
  27. day 14
  28. Sadly a fellow neighbour saved me, I pushed him out the window.
  29. day 15
  30. I bought all the neighbours nooses, also I made the mistake of buying my emo friends a few too, needless to say I don’t have any friends anymore
  31. day 16
  32. I found another group of friends, they are all from the lower district pretty sure they are whiteboys gone black
  33. day 17
  34. we decided to shoot somewhere up, we don’t know where though
  35. day 18
  36. we shot up a kindergarten school, was pretty fun needless to say those kids now no longer annoy the neighbourhood. The police need to hire us.
  37. day 19
  38. I’m now in jail for the kindergarten incident, hopefully I don’t get butt raped
  39. day 20
  40. I found my uncle in jail and we had some kinky incest, I now thank my uncle for converting me again.
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