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GhostKid

840 erry day

Oct 2nd, 2012
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  1. >Day 840 in Equestria.
  2. >Smoke weed twice as much erry day.
  3. >You are looking to get high, stoned, smashed, buzzed, wasted, or just plain wrecked.
  4. >This is not going so well.
  5. >After the first few years, you kind of realized there isn't much drug substance out here.
  6. >Which is why you've turned to poison joke.
  7. >"So you see, my bipedal friend, there will be a change in the end. Poison joke is blue and scary, of it's effects you should be wary."
  8. "Yeah yeah, thanks."
  9. >You take a dive into the field of the blue ganja and prepare to go on a wild ride.
  10. >The flowers attach themselves to you, turning green and splitting into five leaves.
  11. >After a minute, you are completely transformed into a Marijuana plant in the middle of a field of poison joke.
  12. >A week later, Zecora visits the headstone she's made for you.
  13. >"I told you, friend, it was no joke..."
  14. >A tear falls from her face.
  15. >"...but now all of Equestria can toke!"
  16. >She gets high.
  17. Good End?
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