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- >Day 840 in Equestria.
- >Smoke weed twice as much erry day.
- >You are looking to get high, stoned, smashed, buzzed, wasted, or just plain wrecked.
- >This is not going so well.
- >After the first few years, you kind of realized there isn't much drug substance out here.
- >Which is why you've turned to poison joke.
- >"So you see, my bipedal friend, there will be a change in the end. Poison joke is blue and scary, of it's effects you should be wary."
- "Yeah yeah, thanks."
- >You take a dive into the field of the blue ganja and prepare to go on a wild ride.
- >The flowers attach themselves to you, turning green and splitting into five leaves.
- >After a minute, you are completely transformed into a Marijuana plant in the middle of a field of poison joke.
- >A week later, Zecora visits the headstone she's made for you.
- >"I told you, friend, it was no joke..."
- >A tear falls from her face.
- >"...but now all of Equestria can toke!"
- >She gets high.
- Good End?
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