Demon Lord's army interrogation

I want to be captured and interrogated by the demon lord army!

I want to be an order general that gets seduced and turned against the order by a bombshell ~ara ara~ demon.

>Be a former order general
>Considered one of the greatest order generals
>Got outplayed and seduced by a powerful demon
>Still beat her at chess to this day.

>It wasnt on the field that the great demon general won.
>It was through the bed room.
>~quote from an extremists guide to warring

I want to be a scared, nervous, ordinary Order infantryman who gets taken prisoner by an Ara Ara demon general or lilim's army and hand-picked by her out of the whole lineup to take back to her quarters and hold hands!

>Be order pike-men.
>Lose terribly to an monstergirl extremists army.
>Entire army was taken captive or monsterized
>Before you can be led to where they keep prisoners you get singled out.
>Told to come with by a proper looking Dark squire.
>Walk after her silence.
>A few monstergirls look at you in pure lust.
>None however make a move.
>eventually led to a regal looking tent.
>Squire stops and tells you to go inside.
>Enter to find a busty and confident looking Lilim/Demon sitting on a throne.
>Tells you to come hither and sit on the chair next to her
>You obey
>Once you sit down she holds her hand out for you.
Do you take it?

AND

>Interrogator enters the room, twirls her hair with her finger and starts asking what kind of girls do you like
Well, could be worse.

>You do the typical "begging for mercy" or the "defiant in the face of the monster scum" approach
>She immediately starts noting something down

>"Can I just go home?"

>Home
>"Seems like he wants someone motherly"
>"or maybe a Nureonago"

>Nureonago itnterrogators
>She smiles at you the whole time and barely says a word
>Brings you a full course bento she cooked with love
>After dessert she gestures you to take a nap or her lap
>She strokes your hair and hums a sweet melody
>Somehow their interrogations have a 98% success rate
>However most of them retire to become housewives after a single day on the job

>Luckily for the army there is seemingly no short supply of Nureonagos willing to volunteer for the role so it works out either way
>The way the Nures see it, they have a better chance of getting a husband this way.

I meant you could just be a prisoner for life while they put you on the waifu treadmill.
>he didn't want the hellhound
>stats show he needs a forceful hand to cow his rebellious influence
>let's see if he'll like one of the minos...
>etc.
Like speed dating crossed with E-harmony and the POW experience.

>anon wonders why they don't just ask him what he wants

Because what people say they want is not what they actually end up wanting about 99.999% of the time. Which is fucked up when you think about it.

>monster interrogation
>basically just a chance for a monster to get a husband
>even have some husbando stats posted in middle of camp
> they all try to compete for the chance to interrogate one of the captives

>Men arrested for infractions are interrogated by Holsts are other gentle species
>Misdemeanors are interrogated by a wide variety of species from your typical Succucop to the suit Anubis sheriff
>Felons are interrogated by the most aggressive and evil species including Hellhounds, Demons and Ushi-Onis
>The highest offenders skip the interrogation room and are thrown directly in jail with the worst of the worst monster girl cellmates

>not being one of the soldiers they end up releasing because no one wants you

I mean, realistically, that's what would happen, but let me fantasize about my lilim general.

>Be anon soldier
>The Demon Lord army camps are pretty much a revolving door motel for you
>Get captured, be the only one who doesn't get force married, get released
>Easy enough
>You know all the interrogators by name at this point
>Just casually talk with them about how things are and get updates on their lives while you wait for the release. Its never really anything major, just fucking their husbands really.
>One day you get captured as usual
>Same old, same old. You'll just sit around pretending to care as Maria, Claire or Kasumi ramble on about how cute their husbands are
>The door to your cell creaks open, but its not one of the usual girls
>They now have a new interrogator
>A Shirohebi
>She opens her mouth to say something but suddenly stops, her eyes slowly widening as a huge smile creeps onto her face. After a long pause she exhales deeply
>"Oh my..."
>You look around uncomfortably as she slowly slithers around you, her hands gently carressing your shoulders once she slips behind your back.
>You can feel her warm breath on your cheek as her lips are mere inches from your ear "Hmmm... Exquisite..."
>Her hands slowly slide down to your pants, and you realize at that moment that you won't be going home this time
The moral of the story - there's always one weird fuck who would go with you in the end