Hubbo!
Kello!
Ew... wait... I just said 'ew' and then I was like 'wait'....
Nothing is better than stressed out and dying!
Newsass, flashhole!
We're gonna make some delicious goddamn eggs
Garmin... Gavin? ...Garblin? ...Gamez? Go.... Garby? Gam... Gabley? ...How about
Garvey? How about Goblin?

You know that music group? Their names were uh... *She pauses to think* Harry, Zain... *She takes time to think once again* Pickles, and Lemon! *She finishes her list with emphasis, seemingly proud of her ironclad memory
    -/Tell the child she's speaking nonsense
*She promptly returns to her business, whatever that may be, as if to spite your comment
    -(END)/
    -/Remind her that she's forgetting a name
Oh!
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Limon!
*She shouts her final answer with triumph*
    -(END)/

I don't read signs. Because of my beliefs
There's no e in touche!
If you were to have any soda fuck you senseless what would it be?
This chair is gonna get a chairfull of my ass!
Basically what I'm trying to say is that I'm gonna put some fucking amazing beans in your face
Hey, you know what *she pauses for an almost uncomfortable amount of time* fuck.
The chickens don't happen for no reason!
Why roll 20? Why not 19?
Do you think mountains stop being mountains when people aren't looking?
Do pigs have A cups?
No shoot, no shirt... no, wait.