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  1. [5/25/2015 1:00:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: ..........so i wanna do something stupid
  2. [5/25/2015 1:00:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: are you ready
  3. [5/25/2015 1:00:11 PM] Flareth Sexbang: go on?
  4. [5/25/2015 1:00:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: for another infamous
  5. [5/25/2015 1:00:15 PM] Zora Sexbang: liveblog
  6. [5/25/2015 1:00:25 PM] Flareth Sexbang: HOLY HELL I'M READY
  7. [5/25/2015 1:00:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: today we will be taking a trip way back
  8. [5/25/2015 1:00:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: before the spinoff
  9. [5/25/2015 1:00:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: before 3
  10. [5/25/2015 1:00:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: before 2
  11. [5/25/2015 1:00:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: TO ONE
  12. [5/25/2015 1:01:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes
  13. [5/25/2015 1:01:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: just lemme find the thread
  14. [5/25/2015 1:01:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: here we go
  15. [5/25/2015 1:01:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: good
  16. [5/25/2015 1:02:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: Here is the story: Jax (me)creates a shrinking ray. While testing it out, it accidently zaps Jax and her friends (you guys). Jax pulls you into a mousehole. They don't know that the mousehole is a entrance to BlahBlahland. BlahBlahland is a place very weirder than our world. Burgers are people, a lot of things that exist here, are replaced by weird copies there
  17.  
  18. the beginning
  19. [5/25/2015 1:02:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: of a legacy
  20. [5/25/2015 1:02:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: your legacy
  21. [5/25/2015 1:02:52 PM] Flareth Sexbang: my legacy
  22. [5/25/2015 1:03:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: you must be so proud
  23. [5/25/2015 1:03:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...I forgot FlameGurl was in this
  24. [5/25/2015 1:03:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  25. [5/25/2015 1:03:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: She literally just played a Harry Potter character tho
  26. [5/25/2015 1:03:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: YES
  27. [5/25/2015 1:03:56 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i know
  28. [5/25/2015 1:04:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: Let's take a look at these ancient profiles
  29. [5/25/2015 1:04:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  30. [5/25/2015 1:04:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: Name:Jax
  31. age:13
  32. looks:Brown hair pulled into a ponytail, a black lab coat and jeans.
  33. personality:smart,sarcastic, but nice. Crazy too
  34.  
  35. Name: Esaul
  36. Age: 13
  37. Looks: Spiked black hair, leather biker jacket with white undershirt,Black jeans
  38. Personality: Nice, but can get very dangerous when he gets mad, and makes friends easily.
  39.  
  40. Name: Zora
  41. Age: 15
  42. Looks: LOOOOONG red hair, not bright red, but almost brown, and green eyes. Tall.
  43. Personality: Usually NOSOCIAL. She's kind when one takes the time to get to know her, but can often hurt feelings, and faces, when one gets too close.
  44.  
  45. Name: Zed
  46. Age: 17
  47. Looks: Short black hair, red and green striped shirt, black pants and white tennis shoes. With brown eyes.
  48. Personality: Zed is very calm and quiet, also VERY slightly childish.
  49. [5/25/2015 1:04:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: ah, how things change
  50. [5/25/2015 1:05:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  51. [5/25/2015 1:05:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: remembers that zed was 17
  52. [5/25/2015 1:06:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: it's awkward because jax and zed could have gone cutely together but reminded now of the age GAP
  53. [5/25/2015 1:06:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: An age gap that later closed a lil bit tbf
  54. [5/25/2015 1:06:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  55. [5/25/2015 1:06:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Finally, it's done." Jax said, "I gotta call...my friends?"
  56.  
  57. ...with a question mark?
  58. [5/25/2015 1:07:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yeah
  59. [5/25/2015 1:07:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: with a question mark
  60. [5/25/2015 1:07:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: and one cousin i guess
  61. [5/25/2015 1:07:55 PM] Flareth Sexbang: she wasn't sure if she had friends, and in the case of me originally wanting it to be a dream, this was the first slight realization that something wasn't right poor girl
  62. [5/25/2015 1:08:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: Well, we know she solid now
  63. [5/25/2015 1:08:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hey zora log onto fr for a second
  64. [5/25/2015 1:08:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i have a dragon friend for you
  65. [5/25/2015 1:08:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: o:
  66. [5/25/2015 1:09:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: sent
  67. [5/25/2015 1:09:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: i love you
  68. [5/25/2015 1:09:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i love me too
  69. [5/25/2015 1:09:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: it had to be a skydancer you don't understand
  70. [5/25/2015 1:09:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: milton is a skydancer
  71. [5/25/2015 1:10:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes
  72. [5/25/2015 1:10:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but now back to the show
  73. [5/25/2015 1:10:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes
  74. [5/25/2015 1:10:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I made a shrink ray out of smelded jewelry." Jax said, "Now let's fire up this baby!"
  75.  
  76. Jax was going to shrink a sock, but didn't notice it was pointed at them.
  77.  
  78. "her we go." Jax said, pushing the button, "WHAAAAAA?'
  79. [5/25/2015 1:10:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: tiamat shrieking in the background
  80. [5/25/2015 1:10:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: "SQUARE CUBE LAAAAAW"
  81. [5/25/2015 1:11:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: well we did send her to bbl we really need to finish that
  82. [5/25/2015 1:11:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: we do
  83. [5/25/2015 1:11:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: maybe once i get to a good point on this liveblog
  84. [5/25/2015 1:11:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: ye
  85. [5/25/2015 1:11:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  86. [5/25/2015 1:12:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Well that is true." Jax said, freaking out about her new size., "Let's go into that mousehole, kind sirs."
  87.  
  88. Zorana: I am not a sir.
  89. [5/25/2015 1:12:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....I know :D
  90. [5/25/2015 1:12:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I'm not a sir!" Zora said angrily, "I hate people..."
  91.  
  92. oh
  93. [5/25/2015 1:12:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yep
  94. [5/25/2015 1:13:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: uh zora
  95. [5/25/2015 1:13:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: milton's lookup
  96. [5/25/2015 1:13:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: "i'm joking Zora." Jax said, "Come in, or else Pokemoprhs will eat our flesh."
  97.  
  98. *hides pokemorph rp under the vending machine*
  99. [5/25/2015 1:13:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: ..>?
  100. [5/25/2015 1:13:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=view&tab=dragon&id=26006&did=13423509
  101. [5/25/2015 1:13:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hatchie stuff?
  102. [5/25/2015 1:13:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...Is it a resell from a hatchery?
  103. [5/25/2015 1:13:55 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....maybe?????
  104. [5/25/2015 1:14:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: Someone decided they didnt want them, or the hatchery just puts that on all their hatchlings
  105. [5/25/2015 1:14:23 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hm
  106. [5/25/2015 1:14:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: I'll replace it with a proper Miltonism later
  107. [5/25/2015 1:14:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ok
  108. [5/25/2015 1:14:58 PM | Edited 1:15:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: back to the show
  109. [5/25/2015 1:15:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed started walking, while he was ducked, into the hole. In the other side of the hole, he saw walking burgers, and hotdogs sitting on a bed, with wings, while another hotdog was piloting the bed. "Whoa... amazing-ly weird, I suggest we explore this place.".
  110.  
  111. it was /zed/ who actually went first
  112. [5/25/2015 1:15:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: huh
  113. [5/25/2015 1:15:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  114. [5/25/2015 1:15:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I don't know, but there IS a paper leaf here, and a pencil, what about drawing something to pilot it?" Said Zed, looking at the mentioned objects. "Even if my idea is wrong, the bed is still comfy, so I may snooze here a while!".
  115.  
  116. the legacy
  117. [5/25/2015 1:16:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  118. [5/25/2015 1:16:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Where do you want to go?" Jax said, "I bet this could go to the Shrek world that I'm obssessed with."
  119.  
  120. hmmmm
  121. [5/25/2015 1:16:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: HMMMMMMMMMMM
  122. [5/25/2015 1:16:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  123. [5/25/2015 1:16:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hides under vending machine
  124. [5/25/2015 1:17:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed had a grin on his face, and grabbing his pencil, and the paper leaf, he drawn a Shedinja, but didn't color it.
  125.  
  126. Soon the drawn Shedinja appeared in front of the group, not colored. And in a blink of eyes, the Pokemon drawing floated to somewhere unknown.
  127.  
  128. "Float, float! And be free, little drawing!"
  129. [5/25/2015 1:17:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: ah yes
  130. [5/25/2015 1:17:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: the shedinja
  131. [5/25/2015 1:17:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: awwww
  132. [5/25/2015 1:18:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yes, amazing." Said Zed, with his eyes closed, but pointing to the auto pilot. He opened his eyes and said "As old grandpa Zed always said: the center of the town is the root of all happenings."
  133.  
  134. grandpa zed
  135. [5/25/2015 1:18:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: zed comes from a long line of zeds
  136. [5/25/2015 1:18:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes PERFECT
  137. [5/25/2015 1:18:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: this of course means that whoever he nailed in the spinoff
  138. [5/25/2015 1:18:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: the mom named henry
  139. [5/25/2015 1:19:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed smiled. He had been waiting to finally discover the source of all the weird happenings. When suddenly a storm came, and the loud sound of the thunders had been replaced with the sweet meowing of a cat. "I suppose it's going to rain." said "But what will rain, squeaking pants?"
  140. [5/25/2015 1:19:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  141. [5/25/2015 1:19:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: o b s e r v e t h e s q u e a k i n g
  142. [5/25/2015 1:20:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: Y E S YE S
  143. [5/25/2015 1:20:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Her name is Princess Sha-nay-nay!" she exclaimed, not at all minding the falling donkeys all around her.
  144.  
  145. you bet it is flamegurl
  146. [5/25/2015 1:20:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  147. [5/25/2015 1:21:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: "These...raining donkeys are freaking me out. Can we go somewhere else?" Esaul exclaimed as another donkey crashed into the shield. "Plus I don't wanna hurt these guys with the shield, it looks painful."
  148.  
  149. ...i have a few things to say about this
  150. [5/25/2015 1:21:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: 1. he's not wrong
  151. [5/25/2015 1:21:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: 2. what the /fuck/ does he care about hurting things after the fire's wisdom drama
  152. [5/25/2015 1:22:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....oh rhythm
  153. [5/25/2015 1:22:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: She had Sha-nay-nay fly alongside it (I Don't get it either. you SAID it was random.)
  154.  
  155. there goes that 4th wall again
  156. [5/25/2015 1:23:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the fourth wall is decimated
  157. [5/25/2015 1:23:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora=-.O
  158.  
  159. "I have gone comPLETEly insane." Zora said.
  160.  
  161. yes
  162. [5/25/2015 1:23:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes you have
  163. [5/25/2015 1:23:56 PM] Flareth Sexbang: we all have
  164. [5/25/2015 1:24:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yeah!" Said.
  165.  
  166. So Zed drew a cloud and a few pants raining from it, with the word "Squeak" written in them.
  167.  
  168. So the clouds multiplied, joined with the donkey clouds, and squeaking pants started raining, instead of donkeys.
  169.  
  170. "YES!" Exclaimed Zed. "Finally squeaky pants rained!"
  171.  
  172. He then proceeds to grab some.
  173.  
  174. "Anyone wants?" He asked.
  175. [5/25/2015 1:24:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: everyone wants
  176. [5/25/2015 1:24:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: we want it all
  177. [5/25/2015 1:25:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: "No!!" the burger person cried, "I'm Bobbinutyh and I am poisonous!"
  178.  
  179. hello friend
  180. [5/25/2015 1:25:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hello burger darling
  181. [5/25/2015 1:26:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: being NOSOCIAL like she is.
  182.  
  183. zorana's emo phase
  184. [5/25/2015 1:26:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  185. [5/25/2015 1:26:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: zorana's zexion phase
  186. [5/25/2015 1:26:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: omfg
  187. [5/25/2015 1:27:24 PM] Zora Sexbang:
  188. "This is BlahBlahLand, located in scenic mousehole. The currency is Gunpohs." Bobbinutyh said.
  189.  
  190. "Blah...Blahland." Jax mumbled.
  191. [5/25/2015 1:27:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: me too jax
  192. [5/25/2015 1:27:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: me too
  193. [5/25/2015 1:28:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Now gimme that pencil." Zora said, drawing something that looked like armor onto herself.
  194.  
  195. apparently zorana just went around in a suit of armor for the first 10 pages of the rp
  196. [5/25/2015 1:28:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh my god
  197. [5/25/2015 1:28:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Lemme have that pencil later." Jax said, "And Zed, it's pronounced Bob-in-u-though."
  198.  
  199. thank u jax
  200. [5/25/2015 1:29:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  201. [5/25/2015 1:29:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: she spoke a lot of sense back then for someone who later made proclamations about
  202. [5/25/2015 1:29:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: the seven
  203. [5/25/2015 1:29:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: cellular phones
  204. [5/25/2015 1:29:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: GODDAMNIIT
  205. [5/25/2015 1:29:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax hid behind a bush that sprouted bandages. She drew a green dress onto herself and made fancy but comfy shoes.
  206.  
  207. only clothes?
  208. [5/25/2015 1:29:59 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  209. [5/25/2015 1:30:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Desu Desu." Jax said, "Deidara."
  210.  
  211. ...never mind about the sense thing
  212. [5/25/2015 1:30:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: jax u fuckin weeb
  213. [5/25/2015 1:30:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh my god
  214. [5/25/2015 1:30:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: She was convinced that the big men with white suits would be coming to take her away to a padded room sometime soon.
  215.  
  216. plot twist: in the future you are the one in the white lab coat
  217. [5/25/2015 1:30:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: for a different reason
  218. [5/25/2015 1:30:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: but still
  219. [5/25/2015 1:31:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: perfect
  220. [5/25/2015 1:31:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Whatever, laws were made to be broken." So Zed entered the school only to see a line of cars.
  221.  
  222. zed is a rebel
  223. [5/25/2015 1:31:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes he is
  224. [5/25/2015 1:32:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Well isn't that great." Esaul said. "You wrecked a car that isn't ours. Hopefully that car has Geico."
  225. ---
  226. "Or Escod." A Yonbuy,a dog shaped like a Togepi, said, "Geico is a food dish."
  227.  
  228. o...okay
  229. [5/25/2015 1:32:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: well things are different there
  230. [5/25/2015 1:33:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I can." Jax said, "We first take a left at that Fire Flower, then a right at the mouse."
  231.  
  232. that... makes too much sense for a pocket dimension in a mousehole
  233. [5/25/2015 1:33:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  234. [5/25/2015 1:33:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yeah, EVERYONE is talking loud! Anyway, let's check about books" Said Zed, while heading to the library worker pizza."
  235.  
  236. Zed started to talk.
  237.  
  238. "Hi, me and my friends are looking for a book with the history from this place." Said.
  239.  
  240. The worker pizza replied:
  241.  
  242. "History of BlahBlahLand, hm? That one is in cheese four, to the left." Said the pizza.
  243.  
  244. Zed turned to his friends and said.
  245.  
  246. "The book is in cheese four, it's to the left."
  247. [5/25/2015 1:33:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: ah yes
  248. [5/25/2015 1:33:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: cheese four
  249. [5/25/2015 1:34:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: to the left
  250. [5/25/2015 1:34:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I'll stand, if i sit too close I'll probably take a bite outta it." Esaul said.
  251.  
  252. rhy feels me
  253. [5/25/2015 1:35:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax started to read.
  254.  
  255. BlahBlahLand was founded in 1337 BC when a caveman ate some rotten cherries and he was put into a reality that does exist. He was trippin off acid. Then he went WTH and went to the world of the great blue bunny, got sick, and had chunky spit. The Caveman was then forever know as Shrek. xD OMG LOL WTH DOG POO
  256.  
  257. "What ze heck?" Jax said.
  258. [5/25/2015 1:35:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: the legend
  259. [5/25/2015 1:35:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the legacy
  260. [5/25/2015 1:35:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: "..." Esaul's expression (O_o) was enough to replace words.
  261.  
  262. me too
  263. [5/25/2015 1:35:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Oy, vey. Why do I hang out with you people?" Zora said.
  264.  
  265. ........
  266. [5/25/2015 1:35:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: zorana
  267. [5/25/2015 1:35:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: honey
  268. [5/25/2015 1:36:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: you're not
  269. [5/25/2015 1:36:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: an old jew
  270. [5/25/2015 1:36:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: stop that
  271. [5/25/2015 1:36:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: you are not dan
  272. [5/25/2015 1:37:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: Orange Soup
  273. Ingredients:
  274.  
  275. Orange
  276. Any soup
  277.  
  278. Preparation:
  279.  
  280. Get a huge bowl of soup and throw a giant orange to the bowl, then swim in it for 30 seconds and done...
  281.  
  282. DELICIOUS
  283. [5/25/2015 1:38:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: (Sorry guys, my parents are making me put blond hilights in my hair, won't be around much)
  284.  
  285. ....why did you need to tell us tho?
  286. [5/25/2015 1:38:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: swim in it
  287. [5/25/2015 1:38:23 PM] Flareth Sexbang: because you post like mad
  288. [5/25/2015 1:40:22 PM] Flareth Sexbang: well
  289. [5/25/2015 1:40:22 PM] Flareth Sexbang: posted
  290. [5/25/2015 1:40:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: yay
  291. [5/25/2015 1:40:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh
  292. [5/25/2015 1:40:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: wait
  293. [5/25/2015 1:40:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: ohhh
  294. [5/25/2015 1:40:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: oops
  295. [5/25/2015 1:41:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax jumped into the covered wagon, that had a DVD player.
  296.  
  297. "Nice! It's playing Shrek." Jax said.
  298.  
  299. of COURSE it is
  300. [5/25/2015 1:41:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Left goes to Macaroni Duck Plains, right goes to Random Place Of TV Quotes. Where we go?"Asked Zed.
  301.  
  302. we have still never been to macaroni duck plains
  303. [5/25/2015 1:42:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I have a gopher in my pants and his name is Carlos." jax said.
  304.  
  305. o-okay
  306. [5/25/2015 1:42:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that's a quote from something
  307. [5/25/2015 1:42:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i forget what
  308. [5/25/2015 1:43:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: "The logical place, Zed." Jax said, "Go!"
  309.  
  310. The dragon started to fly. Over sunflowers, onions, and Duloc they flew.
  311.  
  312. "The forest!" Jax yelled, "Turn!"
  313.  
  314. The dragon turned.
  315.  
  316. i can just /hear/ the song
  317. [5/25/2015 1:44:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: hello shedinja
  318. [5/25/2015 1:44:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Uungh? Where's Jax? Zed draws another dragon, with the "word" "7341" written on it, the dragon was teal with red numbers.
  319.  
  320. teal and red
  321. [5/25/2015 1:44:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  322. [5/25/2015 1:44:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: teal
  323. [5/25/2015 1:44:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: and red
  324. [5/25/2015 1:44:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9d4YkR8kyw
  325. [5/25/2015 1:44:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: its a dragon
  326. [5/25/2015 1:44:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  327. [5/25/2015 1:44:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: with the numbers 4, 1 and 3
  328. [5/25/2015 1:45:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: and libra is the 7th zodiac sign
  329. [5/25/2015 1:45:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: conclusion: that dragon is terezi pyrope
  330. [5/25/2015 1:45:22 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  331. [5/25/2015 1:45:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul flew in sight of Zed and Jax. He was flying with some weird demonic wings he had found in the quote house.
  332.  
  333. ...
  334. [5/25/2015 1:46:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: [3/19/2014 9:55:35 PM] Zora Smith: *Zor is in a pile of quotes from various shows... she pulls up some kind of leathery thing* Is this... a pair of wings?
  335. [3/19/2014 9:56:04 PM] Flareth: Cameron: Those....sure do look like wings.
  336. [3/19/2014 9:57:47 PM] Zora Smith: Zor: ...I am almost afraid of what would happen if I tossed these on... however that would work. I mean we know what happened to the last guy with wings.
  337. [3/19/2014 9:58:11 PM] Flareth: Cameron: yeaaaaah let's just leave them here
  338. [3/19/2014 9:59:05 PM] Zora Smith: Zor: Yeah nope. Nope nope nope.
  339. [3/19/2014 9:59:57 PM] Zora Smith: *she drops them again*
  340. [5/25/2015 1:48:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: (why i had this on hand, i do not know)
  341. [5/25/2015 1:48:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: (but you know.)
  342. [5/25/2015 1:48:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes perfect
  343. [5/25/2015 1:48:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: i don't even remember what hers were going to be
  344. [5/25/2015 1:48:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: most likely bat or dragon wings
  345. [5/25/2015 1:48:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  346. [5/25/2015 1:50:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul sped up, now accustomed to his new wings. Suddenly the wings turned into black feathered angelic wings. Shocked by the sudden change, Esaul plummeted to the ground, wings flapping madly.
  347.  
  348. also this probably wouldnt have happened
  349. [5/25/2015 1:50:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  350. [5/25/2015 1:51:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax grabbed ahold of Esaul as she descended.
  351. [5/25/2015 1:51:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: as she descended.
  352. [5/25/2015 1:51:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: she
  353. [5/25/2015 1:51:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: s h e
  354. [5/25/2015 1:51:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i fucked up
  355. [5/25/2015 1:52:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...oh wait
  356. [5/25/2015 1:52:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: on the dragon zora
  357. [5/25/2015 1:52:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: on the dragon
  358. [5/25/2015 1:52:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: ?
  359. [5/25/2015 1:52:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: descends on the dragon to pick esaul up?
  360. [5/25/2015 1:52:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: it doesnt say
  361. [5/25/2015 1:53:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh
  362. [5/25/2015 1:53:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: All this happened because of a shrinking ray, a thing which Esaul would have never believed to be real.
  363.  
  364. tiamat mourning the square cube law in the background
  365. [5/25/2015 1:53:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes rest in pizza
  366. [5/25/2015 1:54:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul jumped high, trying to test his wings, but as soon as he jumped, the wings changed again. He fell flat on his face.
  367.  
  368. maybe don't jump then
  369. [5/25/2015 1:54:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Finally, I was tired of dragon riding."
  370.  
  371. Zor: BLASPHEMER
  372. [5/25/2015 1:54:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: zor go home you belong in dragon fuckers anonymous anyway
  373. [5/25/2015 1:55:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zor: NO
  374. [5/25/2015 1:55:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fuck
  375. [5/25/2015 1:55:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Thanks!" Zed drew an Mp3 with an afro symbol, turned it on, and started hearing music. "Much better..." Said with his eyes closed.
  376.  
  377. of course
  378. [5/25/2015 1:56:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  379. [5/25/2015 1:56:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hey, who are those guys?" Shrek asked. They had spotted a few people and what seemed to be a dragon."They're in our territory!" Shrek was visibly getting angry. "Now now Shrek, Don't get so hasty!" Donkey replied. Thankfully Shrek calmed down. "You're right, Donkey , for the first time that I've been with you. Besides, they look like young'uns. How 'dya think they got in here?" Donkey shrugged and replied "Let's go see them, maybe they got food!" They walked toward the gang.
  380.  
  381. *ahem*
  382. [5/25/2015 1:56:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: *aaaaaahem*
  383. [5/25/2015 1:56:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: some
  384. [5/25/2015 1:56:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: BODY ONCE TOLD ME
  385. [5/25/2015 1:56:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
  386. [5/25/2015 1:56:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
  387. [5/25/2015 1:56:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
  388. [5/25/2015 1:56:57 PM] Flareth Sexbang: I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
  389. [5/25/2015 1:57:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: RIIIING
  390. [5/25/2015 1:57:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: bless
  391. [5/25/2015 1:58:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hey, someone is approaching..." Said Zed "We better be careful. Now let me get rid of my Mp3."
  392. Zed draws a bubble with the Mp3 in it, it slowly floats to the skies, then disappears.
  393.  
  394. 8 years later this bubble pops and hits zor in the head while she's flying around on tempest
  395. [5/25/2015 1:58:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: FUCK
  396. [5/25/2015 1:59:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: "W-Wow." Jax said, "It's...really..such an...oh no!"
  397.  
  398. Jax felt her butt bubble a bit. Soon, Jax let out a noxious fart.
  399.  
  400. ...
  401. [5/25/2015 1:59:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: NERVOUS FARTS DEAR
  402. [5/25/2015 1:59:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: *hands jax some beano*
  403. [5/25/2015 2:00:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fuck
  404. [5/25/2015 2:00:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: JaxL takes the beano and hides under vending machine
  405. [5/25/2015 2:00:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: nobody comments on this either
  406. [5/25/2015 2:00:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: she drops a nuclear fart and no one cares
  407. [5/25/2015 2:00:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....it's fucking normal i bet
  408. [5/25/2015 2:01:05 PM] Flareth Sexbang: or was during that time
  409. [5/25/2015 2:01:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: like "fuck, jax is farting again"
  410. [5/25/2015 2:01:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: omg
  411. [5/25/2015 2:01:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: (I stopped playing Shrek, because I going to leave the computer for a while and I don't want 20 pages or so filling up with no word from Esaul)
  412.  
  413. no u didnt
  414. [5/25/2015 2:02:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  415. [5/25/2015 2:02:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: "How bizzare...Not unlike everything else here. Did I do LSD or something before this happened?" Zora asked.
  416.  
  417. yes zorana
  418. [5/25/2015 2:02:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: the acid is kicking in
  419. [5/25/2015 2:02:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes it is
  420. [5/25/2015 2:03:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Mmm...Shrek sounded like he could take it. But we could supervise them by air." Esaul said. His wings sprouted suddenly. "Godd*mn! That always hurts." Esaul said, clutching his back.
  421.  
  422. ...actually good to note
  423. [5/25/2015 2:03:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  424. [5/25/2015 2:04:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: zor takes the dragon wings and screeches every time they come out for like a week till she gets used to them
  425. [5/25/2015 2:04:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fuck
  426. [5/25/2015 2:04:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that hurts
  427. [5/25/2015 2:05:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: eventually it'd probably stop hurting to be fair
  428. [5/25/2015 2:05:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: but the shock of that being there at first
  429.  
  430. [5/25/2015 2:34:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Wait a minute..." Zora thought about something, grabbed a pencil, and doodled herself a pair of wings.
  431.  
  432. bad idea dear
  433. [5/25/2015 2:34:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: back
  434. [5/25/2015 2:34:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: we remember
  435. [5/25/2015 2:34:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: what happened
  436. [5/25/2015 2:34:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: to the last guy with wings
  437. [5/25/2015 2:35:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh dear
  438. [5/25/2015 2:35:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes rhy they do look flimsy
  439. [5/25/2015 2:36:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: He flew straight up and suddenly spotted a traphole, big enough for an ogre and a donkey.
  440.  
  441. ...there are
  442. [5/25/2015 2:36:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: so many things
  443. [5/25/2015 2:36:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: i can say about this
  444. [5/25/2015 2:36:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: kinky
  445. [5/25/2015 2:36:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: There was only one thing to do. He folded his wings and fell into the hole.
  446.  
  447. ye
  448. [5/25/2015 2:36:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: go into that hole
  449. [5/25/2015 2:36:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: i wonder if it's
  450. [5/25/2015 2:36:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: an ice hole
  451. [5/25/2015 2:37:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: a big ice hole
  452. [5/25/2015 2:37:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: a big
  453. [5/25/2015 2:37:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: hairy
  454. [5/25/2015 2:37:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: icehole
  455. [5/25/2015 2:37:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: F U C K
  456. [5/25/2015 2:37:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: F U C K II NG G R E G
  457. [5/25/2015 2:37:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: R Y A N
  458. [5/25/2015 2:37:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: topkek
  459. [5/25/2015 2:38:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora had jumped off of the dragon and dived into the hole.
  460. "A rescue mission...This might not be so bad after all!"
  461.  
  462. ...this is what changes your mind?
  463. [5/25/2015 2:38:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  464. [5/25/2015 2:38:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora covered her eyes.
  465. "Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollars let him go, my mother said to pick the very best one and, YOU. ARE. IT!!!" She pointed to the left one.
  466.  
  467. this just in: zorana is a 5 year old on the school playground
  468. [5/25/2015 2:38:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: OH MY GOD
  469. [5/25/2015 2:39:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul started walking then noticed something. The bottom of the cave was wet. "Someone draw three tunics. Quickly!"
  470.  
  471. it begins
  472. [5/25/2015 2:39:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: perfect
  473. [5/25/2015 2:40:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora quickly sketched up 3 tunics in red, green, and blue. She put on the green one, drew a pointy hat, a shield and a sword.
  474. "This'll be great for my cosplaying!"
  475.  
  476. comically misses the point
  477. [5/25/2015 2:41:05 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh zorana
  478. [5/25/2015 2:41:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Good point." Esaul was drawing some Iron on his shoes, but he looked at the water, and realized it was purple. "Uh-Oh. Bad news."
  479.  
  480. ....squints
  481. [5/25/2015 2:41:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: the only point in any of the games where i can remember the water being poisonous
  482. [5/25/2015 2:41:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: was majora's mask
  483. [5/25/2015 2:41:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...wait tp too but i dont think any of us had played it at that point
  484. [5/25/2015 2:41:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: so was this
  485. [5/25/2015 2:41:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: a reference i missed
  486. [5/25/2015 2:42:43 PM] Flareth Sexbang: could be
  487. [5/25/2015 2:43:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: The pencil went through Esaul's hair and got stuck. He eventually pulled it out, his hair very messy. "New hairdo. -_-"
  488.  
  489. exactly how big was your hair for that to happen
  490. [5/25/2015 2:43:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: dan hair
  491. [5/25/2015 2:43:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh my god could you imagine
  492. [5/25/2015 2:43:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i'm imagining it right now
  493. [5/25/2015 2:43:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: thats
  494. [5/25/2015 2:43:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: amazing
  495. [5/25/2015 2:44:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: dumb hair
  496. [5/25/2015 2:45:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: [2:44:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: so i feel like you should know that flareth and i are currently discussing the idea of rhythm with dan hair
  497. [2:44:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: just imagine for a minute
  498. [2:44:51 PM] Markku: ...
  499. [2:44:55 PM] Markku: rhythm sexbang
  500. [2:44:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes
  501. [2:45:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: are you imagining it
  502. [2:45:21 PM] Markku: yes
  503. [2:45:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: good
  504. [5/25/2015 2:46:22 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....god we need to get him here
  505. [5/25/2015 2:47:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: IF HE''S INTERESTED
  506. [5/25/2015 2:47:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: [2:46:13 PM] Markku: "this is why everyone turns lesbian"
  507. [2:46:16 PM] Markku: girlfriend firing shots
  508. [2:46:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: omg
  509. [2:46:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: bless
  510. [5/25/2015 2:47:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: FUCKING
  511.  
  512. [5/25/2015 2:52:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: He shot the LS at the target. Suddenly the world flipped upside down...or at least the tunnel.
  513.  
  514. is this another reference that i missed
  515. [5/25/2015 2:52:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: because iirc the stone tower temple did this and i didnt play MM till this year
  516. [5/25/2015 2:52:28 PM] Markku: that might have been a MM reference yeah
  517. [5/25/2015 2:52:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: that and the poisoned water from just before
  518. [5/25/2015 2:53:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: The tunnel flipped back, and Zora, who was standing over the point where the hole was supposed to be, fell into it, screaming.
  519.  
  520. zorana is not very smart, apparently
  521. [5/25/2015 2:53:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: indeed
  522. [5/25/2015 2:53:32 PM] Markku: later fucker
  523. [5/25/2015 2:54:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora had been falling for a long time.
  524. "I wonder when this hole ends?"
  525.  
  526. That's when she hit water. She swam up to the surface to see the end of the tunnel. She heard the roaring of a waterfall. She looked around to se that thw place she was at greatly resembled...
  527.  
  528. yes
  529. [5/25/2015 2:54:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes it is exactly what you think it is
  530. [5/25/2015 2:54:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: wooooo
  531. [5/25/2015 2:54:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: name confusion central
  532. [5/25/2015 2:55:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: apparently she had been falling long enough to stop screaming and wonder when she hits the bottom
  533. [5/25/2015 2:55:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: okay
  534. [5/25/2015 2:55:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yelling?" Zora asked, "By the way, I've always wanted to meet one of you..." Zora said, turning to the, well, she'd refer to him as a person, "What's your name?"
  535. "Bob. Nice to meet you."
  536.  
  537. .....
  538. [5/25/2015 2:55:39 PM] Flareth Sexbang: bob
  539. [5/25/2015 2:55:45 PM] Markku: good
  540. [5/25/2015 2:55:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: that's the only name i could come up with?????
  541. [5/25/2015 2:55:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: At least name him steve or something jfc
  542. [5/25/2015 2:56:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fucking god
  543. [5/25/2015 2:56:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yes, yelling!" Jax said, "I'm near the hole, on a grabbling hook."
  544.  
  545. grabbling
  546. [5/25/2015 2:56:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....*grappling
  547. [5/25/2015 2:57:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul had been hanging there, staring, when he realized that the board had fallen. "Oh D*mn." Esaul said, falling into the water.
  548.  
  549. this some fuckin looney toons physics right here
  550. [5/25/2015 2:57:35 PM] Markku: damn skippy
  551. [5/25/2015 2:57:55 PM] Flareth Sexbang: rhy's such a loser
  552. [5/25/2015 2:58:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: love that loser
  553. [5/25/2015 2:58:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hey Bob. Ow." Esaul said. He had landed on his right wing. "I don't think I'll be flying for a while. Where is thi-" He cut off as he recognized the race that Bob was and he looked around. "No way. I'm dreaming." Esaul said.
  554.  
  555. .....y'know
  556. [5/25/2015 2:59:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: considering the 'all just a dream' ending flareth at first wanted to do
  557. [5/25/2015 2:59:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: wrong jax is dreaming
  558. [5/25/2015 2:59:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: or was wupposed to
  559. [5/25/2015 2:59:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *supposed
  560. [5/25/2015 3:00:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: this is the part where they get eaten by a whale isnt it
  561. [5/25/2015 3:00:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: soon
  562. [5/25/2015 3:01:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Oh? I can fix that." Zora drew a cast on Esaul's wing,
  563.  
  564. ...considering he said your drawn wings look flimsy earlier i'm inclined to believe you're not a 100% good artist zorana
  565. [5/25/2015 3:01:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: then again you do technically become a doctor
  566. [5/25/2015 3:01:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: of sorts
  567. [5/25/2015 3:01:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: so maybe this is the exception
  568. [5/25/2015 3:02:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  569. [5/25/2015 3:02:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Thanks." Esaul said gratefully. "This princess you speak of." Esaul spoke to Bob. "Her name wouldn't happen to be Ruto, would it?"
  570.  
  571. it begins
  572. [5/25/2015 3:02:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: again
  573. [5/25/2015 3:03:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora found the end of the tunnel, and surfaced. She saw a clear, blue lake, with several islands and a wierd shack-like building.
  574.  
  575. i was clearly the master of descriptions back then
  576. [5/25/2015 3:03:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: c l e a r l y
  577. [5/25/2015 3:03:52 PM] Markku: master
  578. [5/25/2015 3:03:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *weird
  579. [5/25/2015 3:04:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: shhhh
  580. [5/25/2015 3:04:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I wanna go back to FairyTaleLand." Jax said.
  581.  
  582. of course you do
  583. [5/25/2015 3:04:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: you want to touych shrek
  584. [5/25/2015 3:04:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: on the weewee
  585. [5/25/2015 3:04:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: O F C OU R S E JAX
  586. [5/25/2015 3:04:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: nO
  587. [5/25/2015 3:04:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: imagine it
  588. [5/25/2015 3:04:45 PM] Markku: ogredong
  589. [5/25/2015 3:04:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: n o no noonononoonononono
  590. [5/25/2015 3:04:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: it has layer
  591. [5/25/2015 3:04:59 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k
  592. [5/25/2015 3:05:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: onionballs
  593. [5/25/2015 3:05:10 PM] Flareth Sexbang: n o np no
  594. [5/25/2015 3:06:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: (I'll be right back, gotta go cut weeds.)
  595.  
  596. i always thought it was cute how we did this like it was an im
  597. [5/25/2015 3:06:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I totally forgot I had two kinds of wings!"
  598.  
  599. no you don't
  600. [5/25/2015 3:07:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: you don't and everyone knows it
  601. [5/25/2015 3:07:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg we were so cute
  602. [5/25/2015 3:07:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: "You'll learn fast. One dungeon is all it takes. Of course, I've been playing these games since I was 1."
  603.  
  604. the self insert is strong
  605. [5/25/2015 3:08:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Oh, the pain... why not the Mushroom Kingdom, oh why?".
  606.  
  607. imagine the characters in a mario romhack
  608. [5/25/2015 3:08:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh god
  609. [5/25/2015 3:08:30 PM] Markku: omg
  610. [5/25/2015 3:08:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...i wish i knew good romhacking software because i would do it
  611. [5/25/2015 3:09:11 PM] Markku: so uh
  612. [5/25/2015 3:09:26 PM] Markku: i've been learning how to use visual novel software
  613. [5/25/2015 3:09:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: .......
  614. [5/25/2015 3:09:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...oh boy
  615. [5/25/2015 3:09:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: .....yes
  616. [5/25/2015 3:09:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: dating sim
  617. \
  618. [5/25/2015 3:10:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: brb
  619. [5/25/2015 3:10:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Something bad is gonna happen. Pessimism is the best form of answer."
  620.  
  621. laughs loudly
  622. [5/25/2015 3:11:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: zed you have no idea
  623. [5/25/2015 3:12:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: He scooted to the side, revealing a path.
  624.  
  625. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep. mweep.
  626. [5/25/2015 3:12:22 PM | Edited 3:12:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: ad nauseam
  627. [5/25/2015 3:12:30 PM] Markku: wonderful
  628. [5/25/2015 3:13:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hey. Wait a minute. This wasn't in the final version..." Esaul said, looking straight at a pedestal with an ocarina. "The fabled Ocarina Pedestal."
  629.  
  630. the fabled BETA CONTENT
  631. [5/25/2015 3:13:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: *dramatic music*
  632. [5/25/2015 3:13:28 PM] Markku: dundundun
  633. [5/25/2015 3:15:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: " Anáil nathrach, ortha bháis is beatha, do chéal déanaimh." The locked door opened instantly.
  634.  
  635. ???????
  636. [5/25/2015 3:15:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: what did this?
  637. [5/25/2015 3:15:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: mean?????
  638. [5/25/2015 3:15:37 PM] Markku: oh god what even language is that
  639. [5/25/2015 3:15:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: i dont know?????
  640. [5/25/2015 3:15:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: it looks gaelic tho
  641. [5/25/2015 3:15:58 PM] Markku: it look-yes
  642. [5/25/2015 3:16:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: What the heck was that, Esaul?" Jax said, running through.
  643.  
  644. good question jax
  645. [5/25/2015 3:16:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: "The Ministry of Darkness teaches you things."
  646.  
  647. ?????????????
  648. [5/25/2015 3:16:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: ?
  649. [5/25/2015 3:16:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: ???
  650. [5/25/2015 3:16:56 PM] Markku: that was a wrestling reference
  651. [5/25/2015 3:16:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: ..............
  652. [5/25/2015 3:17:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: OF COURSE IT WAS
  653. [5/25/2015 3:17:06 PM] Markku: wAIT
  654. [5/25/2015 3:17:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: ?
  655. [5/25/2015 3:17:24 PM] Markku: i think i've got it pls continue while i do research
  656. [5/25/2015 3:17:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: ye
  657. [5/25/2015 3:18:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora noticed the unlocked doors and felt embarrassed.
  658. "Can we do it the traditional way until Bigocto?"
  659.  
  660. why do it the hard way
  661. [5/25/2015 3:18:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Why go for the hard way, Zor." Jax said.
  662.  
  663. ....oh
  664. [5/25/2015 3:18:34 PM] Markku: flawless
  665. [5/25/2015 3:18:39 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  666. [5/25/2015 3:18:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: back
  667. [5/25/2015 3:18:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i may or may not have spooned out some cookie butter to just eat
  668. [5/25/2015 3:18:55 PM] Flareth Sexbang: no bread
  669. [5/25/2015 3:18:56 PM] Flareth Sexbang: just
  670. [5/25/2015 3:18:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: good girl
  671. [5/25/2015 3:19:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: me a spoon and cookie butter
  672. [5/25/2015 3:19:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Ok." Jax sighed, "We're going back to Shrek world later, right? Those guys are lost, are they not?"
  673.  
  674. *paps jax*
  675. [5/25/2015 3:19:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I dunno. Probably. We WILL have to come back for the Temple of Time part." Zora said, noticing two oddly shaped stones now in her pocket.
  676.  
  677. ...zorana where
  678. [5/25/2015 3:19:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: did
  679. [5/25/2015 3:19:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: you get those
  680. [5/25/2015 3:19:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: did they just materialize
  681. [5/25/2015 3:19:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: why do you say they gotta come back
  682. [5/25/2015 3:20:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: butt stones
  683. [5/25/2015 3:20:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: "We HAVE to do it by the book. The door won't open otherwise."
  684.  
  685. in which i railroad
  686. [5/25/2015 3:21:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: .................is this the part
  687. [5/25/2015 3:21:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the butt
  688. [5/25/2015 3:21:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: where jax has her schism about osmosis jones
  689. [5/25/2015 3:21:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fuck maybe
  690. [5/25/2015 3:21:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: me
  691. [5/25/2015 3:21:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i
  692. [5/25/2015 3:21:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: just fucking
  693. [5/25/2015 3:21:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Relax, relax. I can get through this in under 10 minutes at home. We'll be out of here soon."
  694.  
  695. its true
  696. [5/25/2015 3:21:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: i can speedrun jabu
  697. [5/25/2015 3:21:56 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hides under vending machine
  698. [5/25/2015 3:23:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul opened the door and ventured into a room with suction holes. "Oh no, I hate this room!"
  699.  
  700. ah yes
  701. [5/25/2015 3:23:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: the Room of Buttholes
  702. [5/25/2015 3:23:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: put it in
  703. [5/25/2015 3:23:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: the buttholes that you
  704. [5/25/2015 3:23:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: fall through
  705. [5/25/2015 3:23:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: enter the butt
  706. [5/25/2015 3:24:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: realistically i'm pretty sure they're ulcers
  707. [5/25/2015 3:24:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: but no
  708. [5/25/2015 3:24:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: they're buttholes
  709. [5/25/2015 3:24:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: enter the ass
  710. [5/25/2015 3:24:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...on that note how, disregarding the magic teleporter thing, did link get back out of jabu
  711. [5/25/2015 3:25:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: he couldnt go out through the mouth it was a mile away
  712. [5/25/2015 3:25:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: shit
  713. [5/25/2015 3:25:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: .....im sorry
  714. [5/25/2015 3:25:25 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but he was crapped out
  715. [5/25/2015 3:25:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: ..quite
  716. [5/25/2015 3:25:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: he was crapped out by a whale
  717. [5/25/2015 3:25:57 PM] Markku: wonderful imagery
  718. [5/25/2015 3:26:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: just crawls out through the bunghole
  719. [5/25/2015 3:26:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: and everyone is watching
  720. [5/25/2015 3:26:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Esaul!" Jax screamed.
  721.  
  722. Then she heard a voice.
  723.  
  724. "HAY LISTEN!"
  725.  
  726. Was she imagining it?
  727.  
  728. "HAY LISTEN!"
  729. [5/25/2015 3:26:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: nO
  730. [5/25/2015 3:26:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: NOOOOOOOOOO
  731. [5/25/2015 3:27:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: Electricity still flowed throughout his body. In his unconscious state, he remembered that he had performed with his band, the song being named after him. He really needed a place for his head now...
  732.  
  733. 1. electrical flow stops when contact is broken
  734. 2. this just in: rhy is the guy from linkin park
  735. [5/25/2015 3:27:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ........................................
  736. [5/25/2015 3:27:42 PM] Markku: always
  737. [5/25/2015 3:27:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh my god
  738. [5/25/2015 3:28:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: The electricity seemed to be cured. But without warning, Esaul's wings flew out and lifted the unconscious body in the air, flying to the highest level until he was out of sight.
  739.  
  740. b ye
  741. [5/25/2015 3:28:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: his planet needs him
  742. [5/25/2015 3:28:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: i just imagine the rest standing there under him, staring up
  743. [5/25/2015 3:28:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: 'the fuck was that'
  744. [5/25/2015 3:28:52 PM] Markku: knuckles jump glitch
  745. [5/25/2015 3:28:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: rdhggfdjgjhk
  746. [5/25/2015 3:29:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: O H MY GOD
  747. [5/25/2015 3:30:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I believe we are in the BigOcto room." He looked up and saw the Sapphire. "Yes, we are." Esaul sighed.
  748.  
  749. guess what time it is
  750. [5/25/2015 3:30:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: it is time
  751. [5/25/2015 3:30:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: for
  752. [5/25/2015 3:30:15 PM] Zora Sexbang: the ass shine
  753. [5/25/2015 3:30:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: big booty bitches
  754. [5/25/2015 3:30:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: And it was in time, too. The giant octorok was paralyzed as Zora made it to the back of the thing and stabbed its big glowing buttspot.
  755.  
  756. buttspot!
  757. [5/25/2015 3:31:11 PM] Flareth Sexbang: booty
  758. [5/25/2015 3:31:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: ax grabbed the sword, ran around to the shining butt and hit it.
  759.  
  760. shiny butt
  761.  
  762. [6/8/2015 6:30:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ARE WE GONNA DO THE REST OF THE RP
  763. [6/8/2015 6:30:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes we are
  764. [6/8/2015 6:30:25 PM] Flareth Sexbang: SANITY CRUMBLES AS I HAVE TO GRUMP IT AND LOSE MY ARM
  765. [6/8/2015 6:32:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: *cracks knuckles* GUESS WHAT GUYS
  766. [6/8/2015 6:32:19 PM] Markku: WHAT
  767. [6/8/2015 6:32:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: WHENEVER YOU'RE READY
  768. [6/8/2015 6:32:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: IT'S BUTTSHINE TIME
  769. [6/8/2015 6:32:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  770. [6/8/2015 6:34:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: everything is all queued up
  771. [6/8/2015 6:34:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: are you fuckers ready
  772. [6/8/2015 6:34:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: i know flareth is
  773. [6/8/2015 6:34:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: im fucking stoked
  774. [6/8/2015 6:34:55 PM] Markku: let's do it
  775. [6/8/2015 6:35:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: And it was in time, too. The giant octorok was paralyzed as Zora made it to the back of the thing and stabbed its big glowing buttspot.
  776.  
  777. the buttshine
  778. [6/8/2015 6:35:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: we left off literally at the start of this part
  779. [6/8/2015 6:35:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: booty shines
  780. [6/8/2015 6:35:57 PM] Markku: wonderful
  781. [6/8/2015 6:36:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: the buttspot indeed
  782. [6/8/2015 6:36:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax grabbed the sword, ran around to the shining butt and hit it.
  783.  
  784. i want the booty
  785. [6/8/2015 6:36:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: give me the booty
  786. [6/8/2015 6:36:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh my god
  787. [6/8/2015 6:36:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: comin' for that booty
  788. [6/8/2015 6:36:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: we need to tell brandong about spongebob booty man
  789. [6/8/2015 6:36:53 PM] Markku: what
  790. [6/8/2015 6:36:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh my god
  791. [6/8/2015 6:37:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3c
  792. [6/2/2015 12:07:00 AM] Flareth Sexbang: if only it was in better quality
  793. [6/2/2015 12:07:53 AM] Flareth Sexbang: .......this was in the the videos on the side
  794. [6/2/2015 12:07:54 AM] Flareth Sexbang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UewwWaNfYIU
  795. [6/2/2015 12:08:09 AM] Flareth Sexbang: thank
  796. [6/2/2015 12:08:37 AM] Flareth Sexbang: i wonder if there's a spongebob amv to this
  797. [6/2/2015 12:09:30 AM] Flareth Sexbang: add
  798. [6/2/2015 12:09:55 AM] Flareth Sexbang: add "spongebob booty man" to one of the weirdest things I've ever searched
  799. [6/2/2015 12:10:01 AM] Flareth Sexbang: no, by the way
  800. [6/2/2015 12:10:33 AM] Flareth Sexbang: that needs to change
  801. [6/2/2015 12:10:53 AM] Darby: Are… are you making Spongebob Booty Man?
  802. [6/2/2015 12:11:01 AM] Flareth Sexbang: ....i kinda want to
  803. [6/2/2015 12:11:05 AM] Zora Sexbang: omg
  804. [6/8/2015 6:38:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: (I wanted to, but I have shittty software))
  805. [6/8/2015 6:39:26 PM] Markku: Markku stares violently at Premiere
  806. [6/8/2015 6:39:33 PM] Markku: .... nooooo
  807. [6/8/2015 6:39:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: .............
  808. [6/8/2015 6:39:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: do it
  809. [6/8/2015 6:39:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: dooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  810. [6/8/2015 6:39:52 PM] Flareth Sexbang: what version of premiere do you have?
  811. [6/8/2015 6:40:44 PM] Markku: Premiere Pro CC 7
  812. [6/8/2015 6:42:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ah
  813. [6/8/2015 6:42:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: I have Premiere Elements 13
  814. [6/8/2015 6:42:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora was barely conscious.
  815.  
  816. IT BARELY TOUCHED YOU
  817. [6/8/2015 6:42:55 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  818. [6/8/2015 6:43:01 PM] Markku: welp
  819. [6/8/2015 6:43:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: zorana you weener how did you go from this to hardcore gross surgery on dead things master
  820. [6/8/2015 6:43:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  821. [6/8/2015 6:43:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Looks like I'm gonna have to lead now! The Unikonta takes a while to fully heal the body."
  822.  
  823. the hwat
  824. [6/8/2015 6:44:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: what the fuck is this
  825. [6/8/2015 6:44:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: what is this reference
  826. [6/8/2015 6:44:07 PM] Markku: the fuck
  827. [6/8/2015 6:44:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: is it a reference
  828. [6/8/2015 6:44:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: we just dont know
  829. [6/8/2015 6:44:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unikont
  830. [6/8/2015 6:44:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  831. [6/8/2015 6:44:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: ???????????????????
  832. [6/8/2015 6:44:45 PM] Markku: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  833. [6/8/2015 6:45:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax spun the sword and hit the butt shine.
  834.  
  835. buttshine!
  836. [6/8/2015 6:45:43 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://youtu.be/hRtLDQVHIEc?t=1323
  837. [6/8/2015 6:45:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: A R I N
  838. [6/8/2015 6:46:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: F U CKING
  839. [6/8/2015 6:46:23 PM] Markku: that series is amazing but also painful xD
  840. [6/8/2015 6:46:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  841. [6/8/2015 6:46:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...i wanna join it i wanna dance
  842. [6/8/2015 6:47:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora took it, and drank it.
  843. "Hmm... Tastes like cherry!" She said, and she was able to stand without hurting again.
  844.  
  845. are u sure
  846. [6/8/2015 6:47:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: what if it tastes like the blood of your enemies
  847. [6/8/2015 6:47:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: does it taste like melons
  848. [6/8/2015 6:47:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: gdfhghj
  849. [6/8/2015 6:47:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Much, thanx."
  850.  
  851. vomits blood
  852. [6/8/2015 6:48:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  853. [6/8/2015 6:48:10 PM] Markku: oh
  854. [6/8/2015 6:48:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: i was a shitlord
  855. [6/8/2015 6:48:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: As the platform reached the top, Esaul started toward the vines.
  856. ---
  857. Jax clung to the vines and shimmied up.
  858.  
  859. i dunno how to tell you guys this but
  860. [6/8/2015 6:49:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: those ain't vines
  861. [6/8/2015 6:49:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  862. [6/8/2015 6:49:44 PM | Edited 6:49:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: you are climbing on gross diseased spongey flesh
  863. [6/8/2015 6:50:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: did we really wanna think about that
  864. [6/8/2015 6:50:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Good. Now to get rid of this web." Esaul slashed the web with Falchion, but to no avail. Fire. He thought. He grabbed a stick, wondering how it got into Jabu Jabu, then set it on fire with a burning torch nearby. It's a mystery I'll never solve. he thought, setting the web on fire.
  865.  
  866. he probably just
  867. [6/8/2015 6:50:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: yknow
  868. [6/8/2015 6:50:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: ate it
  869. [6/8/2015 6:50:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: F U C K
  870. [6/8/2015 6:51:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: do you even master quest there's like rocks and cows in there in that shit
  871. [6/8/2015 6:51:15 PM] Zora Sexbang: that dumbass whale will eat /anything/
  872. [6/8/2015 6:51:30 PM] Markku: even the masterful dong itself
  873. [6/8/2015 6:51:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes
  874. [6/8/2015 6:51:41 PM | Edited 6:51:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: he will eat dong
  875. [6/8/2015 6:51:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: young dong
  876. [6/8/2015 6:51:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: f u c k
  877. [6/8/2015 6:52:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...wait a inute.
  878. [6/8/2015 6:52:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: minute*
  879. [6/8/2015 6:52:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: this is brandong from like 8 years ago we're talking about here.
  880. [6/8/2015 6:52:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: so it is literally
  881. [6/8/2015 6:52:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: young dong
  882. [6/8/2015 6:52:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: o m g
  883. [6/8/2015 6:52:33 PM] Markku: welp
  884. [6/8/2015 6:55:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora followed intently, ready to be electrocuted into oblivion by Barinade.
  885.  
  886. ...kinky
  887. [6/8/2015 6:55:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: o course
  888. [6/8/2015 6:55:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: i bet she's into that
  889. [6/8/2015 6:56:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: probs
  890. [6/8/2015 6:56:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ......
  891. [6/8/2015 6:56:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: Anáil nathrach, ortha bháis is beatha, do chéal déanaimh. Esaul chanted, his hand on the lock. It didn't open. He sighed, then chanted, Anáil nathrach, ortha bháis is beatha, do chéal déanaimh. Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making. The door, instead of opening, exploded, then retracted and disappeared. "Wasn't expecting that." Esaul said, then walked into the room.
  892.  
  893. oh. he gave us an english translation anyway
  894. [6/8/2015 6:56:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: seriously what language is this
  895. [6/8/2015 6:57:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora walked into the room, pretty freaked out at what ha just happened. Then she saw it. A huge, pulsating, membraneous thing sitting there, giving off electrical discharge.
  896.  
  897. even back then i wasn't /bad/ at descriptions
  898. [6/8/2015 6:58:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: i just couldnt be assed to do them
  899. [6/8/2015 6:58:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  900. [6/8/2015 6:58:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: compare that to this passage:
  901. [6/8/2015 6:58:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: The ribs were still pliable, and easy to break and move out of the way for access to the innards within. Its windpipe and its small, juvenile lungs felt stiff to the touch, as if the workings inside had been petrified. Had it known not to breathe in when whatever had happened, happened? Oh, this was unfortunate... yes, they were heavy with glass, there wouldn't even be a need to weight them...
  902. [6/8/2015 6:59:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: i have only improved but i was still not /too/ bad
  903. [6/8/2015 7:00:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: He unsheathed Falchion and got into his M.O.D stance.
  904.  
  905. ???
  906. [6/8/2015 7:00:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: what the fuck is this
  907. [6/8/2015 7:00:53 PM] Markku: i was coming up with all kinds of shit back then like wow
  908. [6/8/2015 7:01:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: and i bet you have no idea what any of it means now
  909. [6/8/2015 7:01:25 PM] Markku: lolnope
  910. [6/8/2015 7:01:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: m.o.d
  911. [6/8/2015 7:02:10 PM] Markku: AHAHAH WAIT I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS
  912. [6/8/2015 7:02:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: O:
  913. [6/8/2015 7:02:13 PM] Markku: holy shit
  914. [6/8/2015 7:02:26 PM] Markku: "The Ministry of Darkness was a heel professional wrestling stable in the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) in 1999. Led by The Undertaker, the Ministry was a controversial group with pseudo-Satanic themed storylines, that included rituals and sacrifices."
  915. [6/8/2015 7:02:30 PM] Markku: M.O.D
  916. [6/8/2015 7:02:32 PM] Markku: fuck
  917. [6/8/2015 7:02:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: of COURSE
  918. [6/8/2015 7:02:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh my god.
  919. [6/8/2015 7:03:18 PM] Markku: i'm done
  920. [6/8/2015 7:03:19 PM] Markku: so done
  921. [6/8/2015 7:03:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed drawn another one for himself. "I want to end thiiiiiis...."
  922.  
  923. i kind of feel bad for poor unk
  924. [6/8/2015 7:03:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: we dragged him through a lot of our shit
  925. [6/8/2015 7:03:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...then again when we got to his stuff they tended to be awesome
  926. [6/8/2015 7:04:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: remember the time we blew up springfield
  927. [6/8/2015 7:04:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: YE
  928. [6/8/2015 7:04:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....oh god
  929. [6/8/2015 7:04:10 PM] Flareth Sexbang: good times
  930. [6/8/2015 7:06:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul jumped and did a little slash he likes to call Illusion.
  931.  
  932. why was this called illusion if it had nothing to do with illusions
  933. [6/8/2015 7:06:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: also aaaaaaa my ears
  934. [6/8/2015 7:06:49 PM] Markku: what is going on
  935. [6/8/2015 7:07:59 PM] Flareth Sexbang: jobel is experiencing nirvana
  936. [6/8/2015 7:08:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, IT'S LESS DANGEROUS
  937. [6/8/2015 7:08:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul looked up and saw a green circle saying Finish. "WTH." Esaul said, astonished.
  938. [6/8/2015 7:08:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: >wth
  939. [6/8/2015 7:08:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: > w t h
  940. [6/8/2015 7:08:39 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  941. [6/8/2015 7:08:42 PM] Flareth Sexbang: wth
  942. [6/8/2015 7:08:47 PM] Markku: wth
  943. [6/8/2015 7:08:52 PM] Flareth Sexbang: well we didn't say fuck back then
  944. [6/8/2015 7:09:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: except maybe u zora
  945. [6/8/2015 7:09:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: i fucked everything back then
  946. [6/8/2015 7:09:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: .....perfect
  947. [6/8/2015 7:10:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: im experiencing nirvana
  948. [6/8/2015 7:10:27 PM] Markku: welp
  949. [6/8/2015 7:10:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: bunny girl nirvana
  950. [6/8/2015 7:10:39 PM] Markku: also brb
  951. [6/8/2015 7:10:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ok
  952. [6/8/2015 7:11:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: vietnamese pokemon coming up
  953. [6/8/2015 7:11:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: y e s
  954. [6/8/2015 7:14:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: what's with the audio tho
  955. [6/8/2015 7:14:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: it keeps on skipping
  956. [6/8/2015 7:14:59 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the foreign Pokemon tehem
  957. [6/8/2015 7:15:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *theme
  958. [6/8/2015 7:15:10 PM] Flareth Sexbang: .......i blame jobel
  959. [6/8/2015 7:17:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: silence
  960. [6/8/2015 7:21:23 PM] Flareth Sexbang: gearing of ass
  961. [6/8/2015 7:27:54 PM] Markku: ... i have returned
  962. [6/8/2015 7:27:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yay
  963. [6/8/2015 7:27:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: hello
  964. [6/8/2015 7:29:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: ass gain magical egg
  965. [6/8/2015 7:29:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  966. [6/8/2015 7:30:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but let's continue
  967. [6/8/2015 7:31:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Whee!" Jax yelled, "IT's a Nintendo SIXTY FOUUUUUUUR!"
  968.  
  969. memelord
  970. [6/8/2015 7:31:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: fuckin memelord
  971. [6/8/2015 7:31:55 PM] Markku: omg
  972. [6/8/2015 7:31:56 PM] Flareth Sexbang: >implyiing you didn't know that
  973. [6/8/2015 7:32:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Mind you, you're in water." Esaul said to Jax.
  974. --
  975. "Rubber springs." Jax said, jumping.
  976. ---
  977. "Clever." Esaul praised.
  978.  
  979. ...p-physics doesnt
  980. [6/8/2015 7:32:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: work like that
  981. [6/8/2015 7:33:11 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fuck physics
  982. [6/8/2015 7:33:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: tiamat and brian in the distance
  983. [6/8/2015 7:33:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora patted her other pocket, and pulled out a deep, royal blue ocarina.
  984. "I love this town."
  985.  
  986. you won't for long
  987. [6/8/2015 7:34:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ha
  988. [6/8/2015 7:34:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: it's /this/ part, oh boy
  989. [6/8/2015 7:34:25 PM] Markku: welp
  990. [6/8/2015 7:35:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul took it, examined the keys, then tested a note. "Glad I learned how to play a flute." Esaul said. He stood on the pedestal, then began to play a song. It was a different song, one that was calm but full of action. Images went through Esaul's mind. He hesitated, then continuted playing. The pedestal suddenly started to glow, then the light launched into the air, like the effect you get when playing the Sun's Song. Esaul stopped, but that was because his Falchion was floating out of his sheath and into the sky. It had started glowing, then came back to the earth with a clang.
  991.  
  992. ???
  993. [6/8/2015 7:35:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ((well silver's dad is giovanni)
  994. [6/8/2015 7:35:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but what u do esaul
  995. [6/8/2015 7:35:39 PM] Markku: magic
  996. [6/8/2015 7:36:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: "That pedastal is wierd." Zora said.
  997.  
  998. same
  999. [6/8/2015 7:36:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: "For once, I agree with you." Esaul said. He cautiously went toward the sword and looked straight at it. "It doesn't seem to be any different." Esaul reached his hand out toward the sword. Instantly he felt a shock as if lightning had gone through your body. He stumbled and fell flat on his back.
  1000.  
  1001. did you turn it into a honedge or something????
  1002. [6/8/2015 7:36:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: what the fuck
  1003. [6/8/2015 7:37:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: I AM....I AM A MONSTER
  1004. [6/8/2015 7:37:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: this is /stupidly/ relevant to this scene
  1005. [6/8/2015 7:37:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: thank u joel
  1006. [6/8/2015 7:38:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: COACH
  1007. [6/8/2015 7:38:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ilu joel
  1008. [6/8/2015 7:38:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: "No...I think I played the wrong song." Esaul said. He still had the ocarina, so he stood up and began to play a new song.
  1009.  
  1010. yes. /that's/ the issue.
  1011. [6/8/2015 7:38:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: not the floating lightning sword.
  1012. [6/8/2015 7:39:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: but that you played the wrong fucking song
  1013. [6/8/2015 7:39:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fucking
  1014. [6/8/2015 7:39:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: what are we naming the riival?
  1015. [6/8/2015 7:39:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: Me: "Zed"
  1016. [6/8/2015 7:40:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: wrrrrrrrrys into the night
  1017. [6/8/2015 7:41:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax started to cackle insanely.
  1018. --
  1019. Zora looked over.
  1020. "What's wrong with you?"
  1021. --
  1022. "Nothing." Jax coughed.
  1023. --
  1024. "Feeling Flippy?" Zora asked.
  1025.  
  1026. looking back, happy tree friends was actually kind of shit
  1027. [6/8/2015 7:41:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yeah
  1028. [6/8/2015 7:41:26 PM] Markku: yeah
  1029. [6/8/2015 7:41:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: this must be what growing up is like
  1030. [6/8/2015 7:42:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: "...Yeah. What now?" Zora asked, "We will, of course, have to come back for the Temple of Time, as the sequence of events we take now may alter the fate of this place called Blahblahland."
  1031.  
  1032. More than you know, Ms. Seventh Sage
  1033. [6/8/2015 7:43:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ah
  1034. [6/8/2015 7:43:11 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the dong never dies
  1035. [6/8/2015 7:43:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: dong dong never die
  1036. [6/8/2015 7:43:23 PM] Markku: dong
  1037. [6/8/2015 7:43:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: young dong
  1038. [6/8/2015 7:43:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...young d-
  1039. [6/8/2015 7:43:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: thank u flareth
  1040. [6/8/2015 7:44:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul stopped a few inches from Falchion. It didn't seem to shock him, but it felt...shadowy...evil. He grabbed the hilt of the sword and looked it all over. He spotted a dark aura around it. It seemed sharper and longer.
  1041.  
  1042. then, y'know
  1043. [6/8/2015 7:44:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: maybe you shouldn't
  1044. [6/8/2015 7:44:15 PM] Zora Sexbang: touch it
  1045. [6/8/2015 7:44:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: you git
  1046. [6/8/2015 7:44:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: goddamnit
  1047. [6/8/2015 7:44:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul let go of the sword, and put the ocarina up to his mouth. But the sword came with his hand and almost slashed him across the face. "GAH!" He yelled, then realized that the aura was clinging on to him. Esaul was lost for words, looking horrified as the aura came up to his elbow.
  1048.  
  1049. this is exactly why
  1050. [6/8/2015 7:45:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Sol...ECNOMEI!" Jax yelled.
  1051.  
  1052. wat
  1053. [6/8/2015 7:45:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: sol is light
  1054. [6/8/2015 7:45:42 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ecnomei i think i made up
  1055. [6/8/2015 7:46:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I'll try it." Zora said. She picked up the ocarina, walked over to the pedastal, and played a song familiar to most who have seen the Pokemon movie about Lugia. The moon shone for a moment, and shined on Falchion, and the dark aura was gone.
  1056.  
  1057. fun fact: i had no idea that there was already a moonlight sonata when i gave this a fancy name other than lugia's song
  1058. [6/8/2015 7:46:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: beethoven is fapping in his grave
  1059. [6/8/2015 7:46:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Why...why..." Esaul muttered, still on his knees. And then the answer dawned on him. He ran, grabbed Falchion and sprinted toward the exit.
  1060.  
  1061. b ye
  1062. [6/8/2015 7:46:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: his planet needs him
  1063. [6/8/2015 7:47:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul didn't answer her. All he could hear was his own chest heaving. He sprinted toward Zora's River, stopped and looked around, then jumped into the pool entering Sacred Forest Meadow.
  1064.  
  1065. oh boy here we go
  1066. [6/8/2015 7:47:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul again used his wings to propel him through the water, then jumped out, and sped toward one of the exits.
  1067.  
  1068. it doesnt work like this
  1069. [6/8/2015 7:48:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul suddenly stopped. He heard footsteps. He turned around, and spotted Zora. Esaul's eyes had turned yellow and feral.
  1070.  
  1071. here it comes guys
  1072. [6/8/2015 7:48:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  1073. [6/8/2015 7:48:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora had drawn her sword out of its sheath, and was preparing to attack if necessary.
  1074. ------
  1075. "You want to fight, eh?" Esaul said, turning all the way around. His voice was much deeper and sharper. "Well then, so be it." Esaul armed Falchion and got into his stance.
  1076.  
  1077. *one winged angel playing on kazoo*
  1078. [6/8/2015 7:48:52 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k
  1079. [6/8/2015 7:49:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: is that a thing, i need to find out if its a thing
  1080. [6/8/2015 7:49:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: hold on
  1081. [6/8/2015 7:49:24 PM] Markku: there's an evangelion theme on bike horns
  1082. [6/8/2015 7:49:29 PM] Markku: which is obsessively catchy
  1083. [6/8/2015 7:50:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: it exists
  1084. [6/8/2015 7:50:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: i am satisfied
  1085. [6/8/2015 7:50:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: perfect
  1086. [6/8/2015 7:51:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Well don't KILL him!!" Zora yelled, "Just get him incapacitated!!"
  1087.  
  1088. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  1089. [6/8/2015 7:51:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Pyroca Blizzarga!" Jax chanted.
  1090.  
  1091. Flames and ice shards flew towards Esaul.
  1092.  
  1093. ...i thought it was firaga
  1094. [6/8/2015 7:51:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...it is
  1095. [6/8/2015 7:51:57 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3c
  1096. [6/8/2015 7:52:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul flew up and dodged the attack, then dived at them sword extended. But this time was different. His eyes had become normally hazel again.
  1097.  
  1098. stop changing color you asshole
  1099. [6/8/2015 7:52:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: "my eyes change color depending on my enviroment"
  1100. [6/8/2015 7:53:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Try to escape and I will kill you." Zora said, holding the sword dangerously close to Esaul's neck, "What happened to you?"
  1101.  
  1102. HMMMMMMMMMM.
  1103. [6/8/2015 7:53:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I have nothi-No!" Esaul said. He seemed to be fighting something back. Esaul looked up at Zora. His eyes were normally hazel instead of the yellow like before. "Zor..help...kill.." Esaul stuttered, but his eyes turned back yellow and he yelled,"No! I thought I was rid of you..."
  1104.  
  1105. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
  1106. [6/8/2015 7:53:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: SQUINTS
  1107. [6/8/2015 7:53:58 PM] Markku: violent squinting
  1108. [6/8/2015 7:54:15 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Zor...defeat...spirit...evil." Esaul said, before he fainted.
  1109. ---
  1110. "We have to kill him. I was afraid of this." Zora said, trying to figure out how to kill him without hurting him.
  1111.  
  1112. how exactly do you come to this conclusion
  1113. [6/8/2015 7:54:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: how
  1114. [6/8/2015 7:54:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: .....i have no idea
  1115. [6/8/2015 7:54:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: "KILL HIM!" Jax cried, "THEN THISS RP-I MEAN HIS LIFE WILL BE OVER!"
  1116.  
  1117. oh
  1118. [6/8/2015 7:55:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that is supposed to be a "?"
  1119. [6/8/2015 7:55:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: "NO! HIT HIM IN THE BRAIN!" Zed yelled. "I saw it on movies."
  1120.  
  1121. ...zed sir that would also kill him
  1122. [6/8/2015 7:55:36 PM] Markku: zed pls
  1123. [6/8/2015 7:55:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: zed >_<
  1124. [6/8/2015 7:55:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: "We have to... It's the only choice...You heard him say kill...AND STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!" Zora said/yelled to Jax, and when she yelled, the sword went into Esaul's neck.
  1125.  
  1126. there it is
  1127. [6/8/2015 7:56:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul's head sprung up, eyes looking horrified. He muttered, "Esaul..Estrin...shall not die. Take my body to the Temple of Light. There you will know what to do." And with that, his body fell into a slump.
  1128.  
  1129. i can't believe rhythm is fucking dead
  1130. [6/8/2015 7:56:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: ............again
  1131. [6/8/2015 7:56:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: catches pidgey
  1132. [6/8/2015 7:56:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: Me: "Name it Esaul"
  1133. [6/8/2015 7:57:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Get my body to the Light Temple, and quickly. My body won't hold up for much longer, I can sense it." The voice said. It was becoming fainter now.
  1134.  
  1135. YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD YOU ASS
  1136. [6/8/2015 7:58:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: GO D DAMN ESAUL
  1137. [6/8/2015 7:58:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora heard the voice, and knew what she must do. She played the Prelude of Light on the ocarina, and the group appeared in the Temple of Time.
  1138. "OK. I play the song here..." Zora played a mysterious song, the Song of Time. The stones floated out of her pocket, swirled in the air for a bit,and fell into place in some small indents in the stone tablet at which she played the song. The wall in front of them then began to open, revealing a hidden chamber. In the hidden chamber...
  1139. "The Master Sword..." She said to herself, and walked up to the Sword in the Pedastal of Time. She pulled it, and a doorway of light appeared.
  1140. "Through here." Zora said, nodding toward Jax.
  1141.  
  1142. and then she kept it through the whole series
  1143. [6/8/2015 7:58:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: it is literally hanging on her bedroom wall
  1144. [6/8/2015 7:59:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: PERFECT
  1145. [6/24/2015 3:43:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: we HAVE DONG TOUCH
  1146. [6/24/2015 3:44:11 PM] Flareth Sexbang: y o
  1147. [6/24/2015 3:44:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: where has dong been lately anyway
  1148. [6/24/2015 3:44:30 PM] Markku: dong expands
  1149. [6/24/2015 3:44:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fuck
  1150. [6/24/2015 3:44:42 PM] Markku: I've been doing sooooo much freaking work
  1151. [6/24/2015 3:44:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: I see
  1152. [6/24/2015 3:44:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: o no :c
  1153. [6/24/2015 3:45:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: sorry for bothering you
  1154. [6/24/2015 3:45:24 PM] Markku: like to the point where I would look at my computer and just kinda fall on my bed instead
  1155. [6/24/2015 3:45:30 PM] Markku: nah you weren't bothering me
  1156. [6/24/2015 3:45:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: good
  1157. [6/24/2015 3:45:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: (SO SHALL WE GO ON ZORA)
  1158. [6/24/2015 3:45:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: well first i should tell him
  1159. [6/24/2015 3:46:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: you remember those movie posters i did ages ago
  1160. [6/24/2015 3:46:14 PM] Markku: yes
  1161. [6/24/2015 3:46:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: my current project is remaking them
  1162. [6/24/2015 3:46:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: to put them in my current art style
  1163. [6/24/2015 3:46:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: and fix up things i didnt like
  1164. [6/24/2015 3:46:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: YESSSS
  1165. [6/24/2015 3:46:59 PM] Markku: ooooh
  1166. [6/24/2015 3:47:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: and also make some new ones based around a fourth installment we did
  1167. [6/24/2015 3:47:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv97/AntipathicZora/new%20posters%20after%20all%20these%20years_zpse3orwt6d.png which i will give you a preview for now
  1168. [6/24/2015 3:48:05 PM] Markku: oh man
  1169. [6/24/2015 3:52:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: so yes
  1170. [6/24/2015 3:52:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: shall we continue
  1171. [6/24/2015 3:53:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ?
  1172. [6/24/2015 3:53:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: gimme a minute, want to get in a little coloring on this
  1173. [6/24/2015 3:53:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: also remember where we left off
  1174. [6/24/2015 3:53:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ok
  1175. [6/24/2015 3:53:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: also also see if brandong is up to continue this riff
  1176. [6/24/2015 3:53:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  1177. [6/24/2015 3:53:49 PM] Markku: totes up
  1178. [6/24/2015 3:53:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: awesome, then just a minute
  1179. [6/24/2015 3:56:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: OKAY i think i found where we're at
  1180. [6/24/2015 3:56:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: we were still at barinade i recall
  1181. [6/24/2015 3:56:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: on our last episode: i can't believe rhythm is fucking dead
  1182. [6/24/2015 3:56:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  1183. [6/24/2015 3:57:09 PM] Flareth Sexbang: and buttshines
  1184. [6/24/2015 3:57:14 PM] Markku: i can't believe rhythm is fucking dead: the movie: the game
  1185. [6/24/2015 3:57:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...we'll get nyx to make that
  1186. [6/24/2015 3:57:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3
  1187. [6/24/2015 3:58:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh my god
  1188. [6/24/2015 3:58:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: okay yes here we are
  1189. [6/24/2015 3:59:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora walked through the door, and it closed behind them. It had an inscription on it.
  1190. "If thou wisheth to return through here,
  1191. Thou must let out all thy fear,
  1192. To repay the debt which thou now owes,
  1193. Play the song of sweet Time's flow...
  1194. That's wierd, I understand it..." Zora said.
  1195.  
  1196. ...you do?
  1197. [6/24/2015 3:59:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: 'cause i don't
  1198. [6/24/2015 3:59:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: what bullshit was i making up
  1199. [6/24/2015 3:59:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: well sweet time's flow is obvious enough
  1200. [6/24/2015 4:00:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I think it means we need to play the Song of Time to get out." Zora said, walking onward.
  1201.  
  1202. YOU DONT SAY
  1203. [6/24/2015 4:01:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora ran after her, but was stopped by a puff of smoke, which became a fat, bald man in an orange robe. Zora bowed.
  1204. "Rauru, I presume?" Zora asked him.
  1205. "Indeed, I am. You come seeking the Golden Power?"
  1206. "No, actually, we seek a greater prize."
  1207.  
  1208. ...whyyyyyyy exactly
  1209. [6/24/2015 4:01:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: are you passing up the fucking triforce
  1210. [6/24/2015 4:01:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hheeeeeeeeeee
  1211. [6/24/2015 4:01:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hhhh
  1212. [6/24/2015 4:01:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: you can just wish him back to life with that you git
  1213. [6/24/2015 4:01:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: o mg u dumb
  1214. [6/24/2015 4:02:16 PM] Markku: pls
  1215. [6/24/2015 4:02:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh boy it's a legitimately long post
  1216. [6/24/2015 4:02:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: we'll do this in parts
  1217. [6/24/2015 4:02:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  1218. [6/24/2015 4:03:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: "If thou must gain use of this hall,
  1219. Thou must prove that their power will not fall...What does this mean?" Zora asked. A voice was heard.
  1220. "Hold up the Sword..." it said. Zora drew the Master Sword out of its sheath, and held it up. The door to the Chamber opened, to reveal a beautiful room with a graceful bridge stretching across it to an island in the middle. Zora walked across the bridge, and was greeted by Rauru.
  1221. [6/24/2015 4:03:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: i could have come up with something more clever
  1222. [6/24/2015 4:03:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: but no
  1223. [6/24/2015 4:03:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Have you brought him?" He asked.
  1224. "We have." Zora replied.
  1225. "Excellent. A malevolent force had taken him over. That sword is the source." Rauru pointed to Falchion, "However, when you played the Moon's Sonata, the spirit could not infect the sword anymore, and it moved to his body. To get it out, you could not have done anything BUT kill him..."
  1226. "Can you restore him?"
  1227. "The malevolent force has prevented it. However, with the aid of the Seven Sages, you can break this curse."
  1228.  
  1229. ...well
  1230. [6/24/2015 4:04:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: 1. godmodding central
  1231. [6/24/2015 4:04:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: 2. looks at all the fresh new lore attached to characters that didnt exist when this was written
  1232. [6/24/2015 4:04:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: laughs
  1233. [6/24/2015 4:04:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hehhhhhhhhhh
  1234. [6/24/2015 4:05:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Will he remain stable here?"
  1235. "Yes. The Sages can be found in the 5 temples, and here, as I am one of them."
  1236. "But what about the Seventh Sage?"
  1237. "You will meet her when the time comes. You will need the help of the Golden Power, the Triforce, to succeed."
  1238. "But there's only 2 of us!"
  1239. "Relax. You will be sent out directly after you obtain it. After that, you must find the Sages..." Rauru vanished.
  1240.  
  1241. > rauru the big serious sage telling people to relax
  1242. [6/24/2015 4:05:44 PM] Markku: "calm ur tits"
  1243. [6/24/2015 4:05:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh my god
  1244. [6/24/2015 4:06:09 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fuck
  1245. [6/24/2015 4:06:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Oh no.' jax said, "he's dead. I give up."
  1246.  
  1247. jax. find ur chill
  1248. [6/24/2015 4:07:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: "With permission from Rauru," A voice said, emanating from the Master Sword, "I can talk to you via the Master Sword. I can also see where you are via the Master Sword. I can tell you aren't moving, so get to it please, I want my body back."
  1249.  
  1250. swordphone
  1251. [6/24/2015 4:07:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
  1252. [6/24/2015 4:07:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: swordphone
  1253. [6/24/2015 4:07:35 PM] Markku: don't put it up to your ear
  1254. [6/24/2015 4:07:38 PM] Markku: you won't have an ear
  1255. [6/24/2015 4:07:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fucking hell
  1256. [6/24/2015 4:08:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Alright. Can you tell us where we go to get the Triforce? It isn't on this map." Zora said as she began to walk.
  1257.  
  1258. if he told you, wouldnt that defeat the purpose
  1259. [6/24/2015 4:09:25 PM] Flareth Sexbang: sigh
  1260. [6/24/2015 4:09:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Not directly, Rauru wants you to find it for yourself. But I can give you hints. This temple is full of the elements, so listen to this:
  1261.  
  1262. If you seek to open the Gate
  1263. The Key you seek is shadowed fate.
  1264. In the secrets that lie beneath the ground.
  1265. Is where the wisdom required is found.
  1266. To find the third force of power,
  1267. First you must seek the sacred flower.
  1268. When the three gather all in one place.
  1269. Then you shall see the sacred one's face.
  1270. On to the realm through the gates you pass.
  1271. Before you will stand a magnificent mass.
  1272. Three stone structures with names familiar to you.
  1273. The names of the gods, Din... Farore... and Nayru..."
  1274.  
  1275. this was sO MUCH BETTER THAN THE ONES I CAME UP WITH
  1276. [6/24/2015 4:11:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: ""Wow. I have NO idea what that means."
  1277.  
  1278. me either
  1279. [6/24/2015 4:11:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: heheh
  1280. [6/24/2015 4:11:41 PM] Markku: pfft
  1281. [6/24/2015 4:12:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: "To be honest, I don't know myself. But that's what I guessed too, so it's worth a try. But there's one thing that stumps me. What element out of the 5 is underground?" Esaul said. "I know that there's Light, Forest, Fire, Water, Shadow, and Spirit. That...oh. Never mind. I think I figured it out."
  1282.  
  1283. ...tbh this doesnt actually answer anything
  1284. [6/24/2015 4:12:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: they were /all/ underground in some form
  1285. [6/24/2015 4:13:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  1286. [6/24/2015 4:13:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Good thinking, I was certain it was Spirit. So, the Tri-watch the Wallmaster!" Esaul said, spotting a shadow beneath Zora.
  1287.  
  1288. goddamn stupid hand-ass hands
  1289. [6/24/2015 4:14:05 PM] Flareth Sexbang: indeed
  1290. [6/24/2015 4:14:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: "So I see." Zora said, running from underneath the shadow. A hand fell down, and Zora slashed it. It shriveled into nothingness, except for a golden claw. Zora put the claw into a slot in the door, and it opened. Zora walked in, and darkness consumed her.
  1291. "What now? Should I use the craptastic Lens of Truth you made earlier?"
  1292.  
  1293. > craptastic
  1294. [6/24/2015 4:14:57 PM] Flareth Sexbang: well it was
  1295. [6/24/2015 4:15:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: it's a really easy thing to draw tho
  1296. [6/24/2015 4:15:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul was silent. Then he piped up and said, "I suck at drawing. Don't blame me, blame the Estrin bloodline. But I don't think the Lens of Truth will drive away the darkness. Try slashing the darkness with the Master Sword."
  1297.  
  1298. don't blame your genetics for something that is your own goddamn fault
  1299. [6/24/2015 4:16:08 PM] Markku: THAT WAS IT
  1300. [6/24/2015 4:16:17 PM] Markku: I KNEW I HAD A REASON TO MAKE THE ESTRINS FUCKING SUCK AT ART
  1301. [6/24/2015 4:16:19 PM] Markku: THIS WAS IT
  1302. [6/24/2015 4:16:25 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....perfect
  1303. [6/24/2015 4:17:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: although tbh modern zorana isn't the best non-anatomical artist herself so it's kind of a retroactive pot and kettle here
  1304. [6/24/2015 4:17:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  1305. [6/24/2015 4:18:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora then slashed the darkness. Immediately, it dispelled, and she could see. She saw a bunch of torture weapons, and several ghosts.
  1306. "Think I should kill the ghosts?"
  1307.  
  1308. no i think you should go sit on that pear of anguish right there
  1309. [6/24/2015 4:18:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hmm..." Esaul tried to connect to the ghosts' mind, and was successful. "No, just walk by and don't be intimidated." Esaul said when he was finished.
  1310.  
  1311. i-
  1312. [6/24/2015 4:18:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: okay
  1313. [6/24/2015 4:18:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: sure
  1314. [6/24/2015 4:18:52 PM] Markku: fine why not
  1315. [6/24/2015 4:18:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: just suddenly be a telepathic master
  1316. [6/24/2015 4:18:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: that's fine
  1317. [6/24/2015 4:19:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Alright." Zora walked by, fearless. She opened the next door, and was faced by a giant, flaming skull.
  1318.  
  1319. joel in the background
  1320. [6/24/2015 4:20:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: thank u jobel
  1321. [6/24/2015 4:20:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora stabbed it, and it exploded, revealing the door. A key was in the rubble, and when Zora went to pick it up, the room got darker.
  1322. "Part one of the riddle: SOLVED!!"
  1323.  
  1324. DA NA NA NAAAAA
  1325. [6/24/2015 4:20:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: woooooo
  1326. [6/24/2015 4:20:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora nodded, and used the key on the big, fancy door. She entered, and saw the beautiful golden triangle. It seemed to have small emeralds on the corners.
  1327. "Here it is." She said, and just as she did, it vanished. She suddenly felt a need to check the map, and out of it fell a stone tablet with six symbols, and the Triforce on it. She checked the point at which the shard of Courage should be, and it was glowing. She ran out of the room.
  1328.  
  1329. i approve of my past thoughts that the triforce should at least look a bit fancier
  1330. [6/24/2015 4:21:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora figured she owed them an explination, and she explained.
  1331.  
  1332. redundancy department of redundancy
  1333. [6/24/2015 4:21:58 PM] Markku: pffff
  1334. [6/24/2015 4:22:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: and then explained her explanation
  1335. [6/24/2015 4:22:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: "...And to be honest, I wanted to get the Stone and go back to the TV quote place. But I have a theory. Perhaps the places we need to go are scattered not in their places in the game, but all throughout this land. We just need to get this relic." Zora held out the stone tablet, "It's called the Triforce, and it will grant its bearer unbeleivable power, endless wisdom, or proven courage."
  1336.  
  1337. don't go back to the TV quote place there are apparently random disembodied wings in there that'll make your life hell
  1338. [6/24/2015 4:22:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...let me find that passage from the 4th installment again
  1339. [6/24/2015 4:23:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: brb
  1340. [6/24/2015 4:23:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i need to dishwasher
  1341. [6/24/2015 4:23:51 PM] Markku: have fun
  1342. [6/24/2015 4:24:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: [3/19/2014 9:55:35 PM] Zora Smith: *Zor is in a pile of quotes from various shows... she pulls up some kind of leathery thing* Is this... a pair of wings?
  1343. [3/19/2014 9:56:04 PM] Flareth: Cameron: Those....sure do look like wings.
  1344. [3/19/2014 9:57:47 PM] Zora Smith: Zor: ...I am almost afraid of what would happen if I tossed these on... however that would work. I mean we know what happened to the last guy with wings.
  1345. [3/19/2014 9:58:11 PM] Flareth: Cameron: yeaaaaah let's just leave them here
  1346. [3/19/2014 9:59:05 PM] Zora Smith: Zor: Yeah nope. Nope nope nope.
  1347. [3/19/2014 9:59:57 PM] Zora Smith: *she drops them again*
  1348.  
  1349. here we go
  1350. [6/24/2015 4:25:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Triforce." Jax said, "Well, I wanna go back to the Shrek world. They might still be lost. But we hafta save Esaul."
  1351.  
  1352. of COURSE you do, jax
  1353. [6/24/2015 4:25:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: of course.
  1354. [6/24/2015 4:26:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: but lets wait for flareth to unbrb before we keep going ye
  1355. [6/24/2015 4:27:52 PM] Markku: yeye
  1356. [6/24/2015 4:30:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: back
  1357. [6/24/2015 4:31:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: of course jax
  1358. [6/24/2015 4:31:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: okay lets continue
  1359. [6/24/2015 4:32:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: "WAIT!!! That has a forest, right?" Zora asked.
  1360.  
  1361. zorana.
  1362. [6/24/2015 4:32:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: swamp =/= forest
  1363. [6/24/2015 4:32:29 PM | Edited 4:32:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: even if it kind of turned into one in canon
  1364. [6/24/2015 4:32:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the swamp isn't surrounded by forest?
  1365. [6/24/2015 4:32:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...fair enough
  1366. [6/24/2015 4:33:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Awesome! But now isn't the time to explain." Zora said, running down the hallway.
  1367.  
  1368. QUICKLY THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
  1369. [6/24/2015 4:33:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: deez nuts
  1370. [6/24/2015 4:33:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hold it." Esaul said, reconnecting with them. "I can sense a great evil close by. It seems...familiar...as if I had been a part of it. You'd best be careful."
  1371.  
  1372. squints
  1373. [6/24/2015 4:33:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ......what is that even
  1374. [6/24/2015 4:33:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: mean
  1375. [6/24/2015 4:33:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Well, be happy, because we're supposedly headed for that Shrek place."
  1376. Esaul said. "And, did you realize how childish you just sounded? You sounded just like-" Esaul cut off, not saying anything else.
  1377.  
  1378. u ok
  1379. [6/24/2015 4:34:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul disconnected from the sword and put his hands in his face. He had vowed not to mention him. Esaul sat there, hands in face, mind whirling through stream of thoughts. He finally got up, let out a sigh, then looked at the bright side of things. Besides, Esaul thought, he's probably dead now. I haven't seen him since the disaster, there's still a chance.
  1380. He reconnected to the Master Sword and looked through.
  1381.  
  1382. hmmmmmmmmmm
  1383. [6/24/2015 4:34:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  1384. [6/24/2015 4:34:17 PM] Markku: huh
  1385. [6/24/2015 4:34:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: EDGY
  1386. [6/24/2015 4:34:42 PM] Markku: rhythm the edgehog
  1387. [6/24/2015 4:35:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: "GAH! My...head..." Esaul yelled. "I don't like this place at all. Get out of here Zora! I can sense his presence..."
  1388.  
  1389. but you didnt even mention who him was
  1390. [6/24/2015 4:35:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: and you werent going to
  1391. [6/24/2015 4:35:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hehhhh
  1392. [6/24/2015 4:35:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul disconnected and sat down again. He couldn't be here...could he? Esaul thought. He sighed as he realized the truth. Yes, he could be. If he is, then we're all dead. Esaul just sat there, lost in his thoughts.
  1393.  
  1394. dead of whaaaaaaaaaat
  1395. [6/24/2015 4:36:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: i know i'm picking on him a lot but
  1396. [6/24/2015 4:36:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: this part of the plot was fucking ridiculous
  1397. [6/24/2015 4:36:34 PM] Markku: also i'll be damned if esaul isn't the easiest to pick on
  1398. [6/24/2015 4:36:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: yeeeaaah
  1399. [6/24/2015 4:36:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yessssss
  1400. [6/24/2015 4:36:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul couldn't connect to the others without passing out, so he decided to fly around and get used to his surroundings. He launched up into the sky and flew north.
  1401.  
  1402. but yOU WERE IN A CHAMBER
  1403. [6/24/2015 4:37:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora trotted down the stairs. She ran into a door with the Spirit Symbol on it.
  1404. "Great. Esaul isn't here and I don't know what to do...Oh? What's this?
  1405. If the power of 3 thou dost seek,
  1406. This passage is not for the weak." She read, "But what does it mean?"
  1407.  
  1408. ...quite
  1409. [6/24/2015 4:37:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul traveled around the destroyed temple and wondered, Who, no, what could have done this? Then he saw something that shocked him. Esaul had been traveling long enough to connect to the others. "Zora. ZORA! Get out of there! Never mind the Triforce, just get out of there!"
  1410.  
  1411. ???
  1412. [6/24/2015 4:37:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: ???????
  1413. [6/24/2015 4:37:57 PM] Flareth Sexbang: breaths in
  1414. [6/24/2015 4:38:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: A dark figure stopped them before they could go any farther.
  1415. Esaul yelled, "NO! You're supposed to be dead!"
  1416. The figure stepped forward. He was recognizable as a long blond-haired boy, about 13 or 14. "Ah, but I'm not, now am I. I see that you are. Pitiful. I expected more from you Esaul." The figure spotted the others. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Marshall Estrin. Or, in other words, Esaul's brother."
  1417.  
  1418.  
  1419. *deep breath*
  1420. [6/24/2015 4:38:15 PM] Zora Sexbang: OOOOOOH OOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
  1421. [6/24/2015 4:38:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: (marshall's gay)
  1422. [6/24/2015 4:38:22 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tz010cCYzA
  1423. [6/24/2015 4:38:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: OHHHHHOOOOOOHOHOHOOOOOHOOOOOOO
  1424. [6/24/2015 4:38:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3
  1425. [6/24/2015 4:38:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: thank
  1426. [6/24/2015 4:39:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i want this to play on repeat for the rest of my life
  1427. [6/24/2015 4:39:18 PM] Markku: good
  1428. [6/24/2015 4:39:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: bless
  1429. [6/24/2015 4:40:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: Marshall looked at them. His red eyes seemed to stare straight into their souls. He said, "It is simple. I cannot let you revive Esaul. He will foil my plans again." He then looked at the Master Sword again. "Still pitiful Esaul. You died untimely. I wanted to face you one on one again."
  1430. "Shut UP! You killed them both! I am the pure heart here!"
  1431. "Ah, but what of that blasted sword of yours. It turned you into a monster, and you say you have a pure heart?"
  1432. "You know perfectly well that the dark spirit was capable of taking over me."
  1433. Marshall looked back at the others. He seemed to be examining them.
  1434. "Perfect. Easier than expected. I will see you all soon enough." He jumped and disappeared. From the spot that he disappeared, three figures dropped down. One stepped forward. "You foiled my master's plans. You will pay." He took one more step before the others came next to him.
  1435. It was Esaul's dark form, along with dark forms of Zora and Jax.
  1436.  
  1437. can we
  1438. [6/24/2015 4:40:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: maybe
  1439. [6/24/2015 4:40:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: elablrate
  1440. [6/24/2015 4:40:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: please
  1441. [6/24/2015 4:40:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: (and care aboout zed)
  1442. [6/24/2015 4:41:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: that too
  1443. [6/24/2015 4:41:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Heh...Heh... I know this fight." Zora whipped out the pencil and drew a craptastic model of Din's Fire. She tested her Dark Form. She swung the sword, much as Zora had.
  1444. "OK, Jax, she'll mimic or block your every move. Use this, and it will do damage." she tossed Jax a craptastic model of Din's Fire.
  1445.  
  1446. zorana no thats your sister
  1447. [6/24/2015 4:41:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: dont
  1448. [6/24/2015 4:42:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: stop
  1449. [6/24/2015 4:42:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: make it pop dj turn those speakers up
  1450. [6/24/2015 4:42:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...
  1451. [6/24/2015 4:42:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3
  1452. [6/24/2015 4:42:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i got the lyrics wrong too
  1453. [6/24/2015 4:42:52 PM] Flareth Sexbang: D:
  1454. [6/24/2015 4:43:00 PM] Markku: tonight ima fight till we see the sunlight
  1455. [6/24/2015 4:43:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: woooooo
  1456. [6/24/2015 4:43:04 PM] Markku: great it's in my head now
  1457. [6/24/2015 4:43:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3c
  1458. [6/24/2015 4:43:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: A stream of light protruded from the Master Sword. A transparent Esaul stepped out of the stream, unsheathing Falchion.
  1459.  
  1460. but how
  1461. [6/24/2015 4:43:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: magic fuckery
  1462. [6/24/2015 4:44:13 PM] Markku: the master sword can do anything
  1463. [6/24/2015 4:44:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: Dark Zora leaped back in surprise.
  1464. "You b*tch!" She said as she leapt towards the real Zora, who cast Din's Fire again.
  1465.  
  1466. see nowadays the only fighting they do is over miffins
  1467. [6/24/2015 4:44:22 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....miffins
  1468. [6/24/2015 4:44:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: muddins
  1469. [6/24/2015 4:44:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: myffins
  1470. [6/24/2015 4:44:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: FUCK
  1471. [6/24/2015 4:44:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...
  1472. [6/24/2015 4:44:34 PM] Markku: fucking
  1473. [6/24/2015 4:44:40 PM] Markku: thinkinh
  1474. [6/24/2015 4:44:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: i did a thinkinh
  1475. [6/24/2015 4:44:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: thinkinh
  1476. [6/24/2015 4:44:59 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that was amazing
  1477. [6/24/2015 4:45:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: "We meet again." Dark Esaul said.
  1478. "Yes. But this time, I will not be overpowered!" Esaul yelled, slashing wildly at Dark Esaul, who was blocking each move.
  1479.  
  1480. oh okay so they know each other
  1481. [6/24/2015 4:45:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: so. if one is a duplicate of the other.
  1482. [6/24/2015 4:45:43 PM] Flareth Sexbang: they met at a singles bar
  1483. [6/24/2015 4:45:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: are either of them virgins
  1484. [6/24/2015 4:45:47 PM] Markku: oh
  1485. [6/24/2015 4:46:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: what does 'overpowered' mean hmm rhythm
  1486. [6/24/2015 4:46:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: were you doing
  1487. [6/24/2015 4:46:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: buttstuff
  1488. [6/24/2015 4:46:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: o h
  1489. [6/24/2015 4:46:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: *eyebrow waggle at the speed of light*
  1490. [6/24/2015 4:47:13 PM] Markku: oh my
  1491. [6/24/2015 4:47:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: #buttsex
  1492. [6/24/2015 4:47:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: buttsex.info
  1493. [6/24/2015 4:47:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: www.buttsex.info
  1494. [6/24/2015 4:47:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: to be precise
  1495. [6/24/2015 4:48:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: thank
  1496. [6/24/2015 4:49:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax's lips moved feebly but she drank the potion.
  1497.  
  1498. "What's next, Rufflypoo?" jax said, in a daze, "Gimme my pie!"
  1499.  
  1500. o-ok
  1501. [6/24/2015 4:49:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i know....
  1502. [6/24/2015 4:49:23 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *this is the moment i have been waiting for
  1503. [6/24/2015 4:49:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Nah..the potion is messing with my head." Jax said, "NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!"
  1504.  
  1505. do you like, mean your nips or something
  1506. [6/24/2015 4:49:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i got together on tcod (as a joke we both knew we were joking)
  1507. [6/24/2015 4:50:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: with a member called RuffledFeathers
  1508. [6/24/2015 4:50:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: (this was after mokuba and abywayax)
  1509. [6/24/2015 4:50:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *abwayax
  1510. [6/24/2015 4:50:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: and yes
  1511. [6/24/2015 4:50:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: planks on the floor here it goes
  1512. [6/24/2015 4:51:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: yadda yadda serious fighting crap that isnt /that/ bad
  1513. [6/24/2015 4:51:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: This time, Esaul was ready. He stayed locked in the sword knot, trying to overpower Desaul. Esaul's eyes glowed brightly as he gained strength. Desaul's smile turned neutral as he was being moved back from the barrier.
  1514.  
  1515. u ok
  1516. [6/24/2015 4:51:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: okay
  1517. [6/24/2015 4:51:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: it's not to that part yet ok
  1518. [6/24/2015 4:51:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: Evil. And mad. But that's what I get when I turn Thorn. He replied. Esaul was slowly overpowering Desaul.
  1519.  
  1520. ??????????
  1521. [6/24/2015 4:52:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: thorn
  1522. [6/24/2015 4:52:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but good rhythm
  1523. [6/24/2015 4:52:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: The form I'm in now. Haven't you noticed the red streaks in my hair and the red eyes? It makes me stronger, but I don't like using it. As soon as I overpower Desaul, shoot the Light Arrow. Then you guys have to revive me and I have to face down Marshall. Esaul replied. Desaul was nearly on his knees now.
  1524.  
  1525. ON HIS KNEES EH
  1526. [6/24/2015 4:52:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k
  1527. [6/24/2015 4:52:56 PM] Markku: oh baby
  1528. [6/24/2015 4:53:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: sometime years later, as a fucking goof, zorana wrote rhythm a spoof on The Beej based on this
  1529. [6/24/2015 4:53:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: i guarantee you
  1530. [6/24/2015 4:53:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f ucking hell
  1531. [6/24/2015 4:54:33 PM] Markku: good
  1532. [6/24/2015 4:54:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: and then as he stood there reading and fuming, she went off to be lesbians
  1533. [6/24/2015 4:55:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yesssss
  1534. [6/24/2015 4:55:33 PM] Markku: nowadays rhythm would probably hand it off to desaul and then immediately start flirting with him just to make things weird
  1535. [6/24/2015 4:55:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: .....even better omg
  1536. [6/24/2015 4:56:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: The Triforce grants wishes, does it not? We could find that and simply wish all temples beaten. Simple. Esaul replied. Desaul was standing back up, but barely.
  1537.  
  1538. or. OR. Or.
  1539. [6/24/2015 4:56:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: Even simpler.
  1540. [6/24/2015 4:56:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: YOU JUST WISH YOURSELF ALIVE.
  1541. [6/24/2015 4:57:59 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fuck
  1542. [6/24/2015 4:58:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: anyway brb
  1543. [6/24/2015 4:58:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: dinner
  1544. [6/24/2015 4:58:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: okay
  1545. [6/24/2015 4:58:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: we will wait for you
  1546. [6/24/2015 4:58:15 PM] Markku: yes
  1547. [6/24/2015 5:11:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: hoo boy
  1548. [6/24/2015 5:11:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: coloring done
  1549. [6/24/2015 5:11:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: now to shade
  1550. [6/24/2015 5:13:12 PM] Markku: oh boy
  1551. [6/24/2015 5:25:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: ooo that's looking good so far
  1552. [6/24/2015 5:25:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: hell ye
  1553. [6/24/2015 5:25:24 PM] Markku: hell ye
  1554. [6/24/2015 5:28:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: 'beef jerky is just meat raisins' i never thought of it this way
  1555. [6/24/2015 5:28:37 PM] Markku: ... fuck
  1556. [6/24/2015 5:28:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: did this fuck you up as bad as it fucked me up
  1557. [6/24/2015 5:31:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: oo flareth is back
  1558. [6/24/2015 5:31:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: kinda
  1559. [6/24/2015 5:31:57 PM] Flareth Sexbang: back
  1560. [6/24/2015 5:32:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: yeeessss
  1561. [6/24/2015 5:32:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: SHALL WE?
  1562. [6/24/2015 5:32:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  1563. [6/24/2015 5:33:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: "It might not have been that. It could've been anything." Zora said, "Besides, I want to help. I'm not going to let you die again. I don't care if I die. I don't really have any family who would care anyway." she looked at the ground, "I can't let you face him alone. Even the greatest of heroes had help."
  1564.  
  1565. ooooh was this back when i was waffling about her family life
  1566. [6/24/2015 5:33:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: i think back in the veeeery first one she was said to have a shit family but that was changed quickly
  1567. [6/24/2015 5:33:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: you mean this rp
  1568. [6/24/2015 5:33:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: ye
  1569. [6/24/2015 5:34:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: now i have it solid, i think
  1570. [6/24/2015 5:34:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: her dead is DEEEEEAD
  1571. [6/24/2015 5:34:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: .....
  1572. [6/24/2015 5:34:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *DAD
  1573. [6/24/2015 5:34:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: she has a good family life, and back when she was doing these adventures, both parents
  1574. [6/24/2015 5:35:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: when she was in college her dad fell ill quickly, and she had to drop out
  1575. [6/24/2015 5:35:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: he died and she didn't go back for a long, long time
  1576. [6/24/2015 5:35:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: she was depressed
  1577. [6/24/2015 5:35:38 PM] Markku: well
  1578. [6/24/2015 5:36:09 PM] Flareth Sexbang: and Jax's mom is an OC of Zora's and her dad let's say
  1579. [6/24/2015 5:36:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: even now she sort of conveniently 'forgets' father's day is a thing around people and when she gets jax or her girlfriend alone she cries on them till she falls asleep
  1580. [6/24/2015 5:36:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: its just like ash's dad
  1581. [6/21/2015 2:02:56 PM] Flareth Sexbang: who inseminated jacqueline
  1582. [6/21/2015 2:03:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: it is simultaneously everyone and no one
  1583. [6/21/2015 2:03:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: schrodinger's dad
  1584. [6/21/2015 2:03:11 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ......that comes out more awkward considering that's my name
  1585. [6/21/2015 2:03:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k
  1586. [6/21/2015 2:03:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: nah tho i feel like jax is the only one she trusts with that
  1587. [6/21/2015 2:03:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yeah
  1588. [6/21/2015 2:03:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: and deax
  1589. [6/21/2015 2:03:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: ye
  1590. [6/24/2015 5:37:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: it's really sad
  1591. [6/24/2015 5:37:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: Slowly Esaul stood up, then walked toward the wall, head down. When he reached it, he said in a whisper, "He killed my family. Every single one of them. Me and him are the only Estrins left. I want revenge." Esaul seemed to have a blood red aura around him. He clenched his fists.
  1592.  
  1593. falar in the background
  1594. [6/24/2015 5:37:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: 'hey. hey guys. i'm still alive here.'
  1595. [6/24/2015 5:38:21 PM] Markku: there's a lot more Estrins now tbh
  1596. [6/24/2015 5:38:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: and also ripped apparently
  1597. [6/24/2015 5:38:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: ... o:
  1598. [6/24/2015 5:38:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fite me scrublord
  1599. [6/24/2015 5:38:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i'm ripped
  1600. [6/24/2015 5:38:52 PM] Flareth Sexbang: http://kotaku.com/popular-steam-game-offers-100-to-anyone-who-finds-an-e-1713702036
  1601. [6/24/2015 5:39:02 PM] Markku: exact quote from Falar
  1602. [6/24/2015 5:39:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: w e l l
  1603. [6/24/2015 5:40:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul replied, "It's your dead bodies and Marshall's. That's why the temple made my head hurt. I was switching through my forms. That's also why I came out as Thorn. I must have come and killed you guys in this realm and I didn't want that to happen in the real world."
  1604.  
  1605. i'm sorry
  1606. [6/24/2015 5:40:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: what
  1607. [6/24/2015 5:40:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: w h a t
  1608. [6/24/2015 5:40:52 PM] Markku: W H A T
  1609. [6/24/2015 5:41:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but can you imagine the anguish
  1610. [6/24/2015 5:41:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Well, that one's easy. The poem I recited mentions a "Sacred Flower" and there's a forest in...er...ShrekWorld. So we should go there to find the "Sacred Flower."" Esaul answered. "But of course, it's all up to you guys."
  1611.  
  1612. i think far far away is what we officially called it, yes?
  1613. [6/24/2015 5:42:08 PM] Markku: shrek world
  1614. [6/24/2015 5:42:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul disconnected before Zora blacked out and began to examine the temple again. He found a dusty but intact sword. He suddenly recognized it as Falchion. "I would never leave my own sword..." Esaul said in a faint whisper. He heard an evil laugh behind him and felt what seemed like a red-hot whip across his neck. He fell in surprise and was knocked unconscious. The Master Sword lost it's glow.
  1615.  
  1616. ??????????????????????????????????????
  1617. [6/24/2015 5:43:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: edgey
  1618. [6/24/2015 5:44:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: hey it's the part where zorana learns she's the seventh sage
  1619. [6/24/2015 5:44:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: and now we know who the other six are
  1620. [6/24/2015 5:45:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  1621. [6/24/2015 5:46:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul awoke in a dark cell. He was chained to the wall by his arms and his wings were tied up. He couldn't see anything, but he heard voices. He relaxed and waited for his fate.
  1622.  
  1623. ...but
  1624. [6/24/2015 5:46:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: you were just
  1625. [6/24/2015 5:46:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: how
  1626. [6/24/2015 5:46:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: how you assdick
  1627. [6/24/2015 5:46:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k
  1628. [6/24/2015 5:47:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax whistled. Her dragon came.
  1629.  
  1630. zor in the background winking loudly
  1631. [6/24/2015 5:48:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...brandong doesnt understand that, i realize
  1632. [6/24/2015 5:48:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k
  1633. [6/24/2015 5:48:11 PM] Markku: oh
  1634. [6/24/2015 5:48:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: one of my characters is a proud dragon fucker
  1635. [6/24/2015 5:49:16 PM] Markku: oh right
  1636. [6/24/2015 5:49:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul hung there, doing nothing and waiting. He suddenly realized something. He could use telekinisis. Slowly he concentrated on Falchion. It flew out of his sheath and cut the chains hanging him. He grabbed the sword and tried to cut the brackets, but they were too tough. He snuck out of the cell, looked around, and went east.
  1637.  
  1638. i dont think swords can cut chains sir
  1639. [6/24/2015 5:50:10 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...oh god i'm going to hell for this meme
  1640. [6/24/2015 5:50:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: jet fuel can't melt steel beams
  1641. [6/24/2015 5:50:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: goes to hell
  1642. [6/24/2015 5:50:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh my god
  1643. [6/24/2015 5:50:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul turned and saw someone at the end of the corridor. He ran toward the person, sword in hands. When he reached the person, it turned around. "What the h*ll!?" Esaul yelled. He was face-to-face with himself.
  1644.  
  1645. now neither of you will be virgins!!
  1646. [6/24/2015 5:51:09 PM] Markku: fuck
  1647. [6/24/2015 5:51:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: wooooooo
  1648. [6/24/2015 5:51:57 PM | Edited 5:52:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul was staring at himself. The clone spread his arms and transformed into Desaul.
  1649. "Surprised?" Desaul asked. Dark Zora and Dark Jax came in sight and stood beside Desaul.
  1650. "We do not want to fight you. We will wait until you are revived." Dark Zora stated.
  1651. Dark Jax said, "But we will not be able to fight you if you die. You are living in the Sacred Realm, but dead in the real world. If you are dead in both, then we will cease to exist."
  1652. Desaul said, "So we have made a vow to help you out of this prison. Don't expect it again." All three of the dark forms pulled out an Extreme Gear.
  1653. "Try to keep up." Desaul said, throwing Esaul one. They sped off. Esaul got on his and followed.
  1654.  
  1655. ah yes i forgot technically you controlled val's very first incarnation
  1656. [6/24/2015 5:52:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: also: what's an extreme gear
  1657. [6/24/2015 5:52:44 PM] Markku: uh I have no clue tbh
  1658. [6/24/2015 5:53:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: flareth, time to practice google fu and see if its a thing or something he made up
  1659. [6/24/2015 5:53:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Extreme_Gear
  1660. [6/24/2015 5:53:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...
  1661. [6/24/2015 5:53:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3c
  1662. [6/24/2015 5:53:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh my god
  1663. [6/24/2015 5:53:51 PM] Markku: oh my goddd
  1664. [6/24/2015 5:54:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul sped through the narrow corridors, barely keeping up with Desaul. He eventually got the hang of it and flew in the middle of the three darks, making a triangle formation. They reached the exit of the prison, but it was surrounded by guards. They stopped and dismounted off the Extreme Gears, drew their weapons, and prepared for battle.
  1665.  
  1666. *chanting* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
  1667. [6/24/2015 5:55:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: bad reputation plays in background
  1668. [6/24/2015 5:55:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: THE CHAIR! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!
  1669. [6/24/2015 5:56:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3
  1670. [6/24/2015 5:56:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: guys i swear to you i will stream it for the anniversary
  1671. [6/24/2015 5:56:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: i will do it
  1672. [6/24/2015 5:57:00 PM] Markku: good
  1673. [6/24/2015 5:57:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I said I did not come here to fight. Are you so engulfed in the light that you cannot hear?" Desaul said. "I merely want to check on Esaul. If I could...?" Desaul pointed at the Master Sword.
  1674.  
  1675. well if you want her modern incarnation, no
  1676. [6/24/2015 5:57:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: quite the opposite
  1677. [6/24/2015 5:58:11 PM] Flareth Sexbang: speaking of anniversaies
  1678. [6/24/2015 5:58:22 PM] Flareth Sexbang: better send a tweet to nsp
  1679. [6/24/2015 5:58:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: congratsing dan on his second grumpaversary
  1680. [6/24/2015 5:58:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: that's all you
  1681. [6/24/2015 5:59:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: Desaul laughed. "No, no girl, I am not evil. I simply follow the darkness. That does not make a person evil. Take Esaul for example."
  1682.  
  1683. are u sure
  1684. [6/24/2015 5:59:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: are u suuuuuuuuuuuuuure
  1685. [6/24/2015 5:59:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: are u absolutely sure you're not evil
  1686. [6/24/2015 6:00:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: w e l p
  1687. [6/24/2015 6:01:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: you sure are a heel face revolving door
  1688. [6/24/2015 6:01:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul could still hear the others. He connected, but the time he spent doing so made him miss a turn. Esaul looked up to see a stone pillar coming fast at him. He couldn't even take a breath before-"ARRGH!" Esaul yelled, falling a considerable height. He landed with a thud.
  1689.  
  1690. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
  1691. [6/24/2015 6:02:33 PM] Markku: fuck omg I'm laughing so hard
  1692. [6/24/2015 6:03:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: ~nailed it~
  1693. [6/24/2015 6:03:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i was thinking more along the lines of this
  1694. [6/24/2015 6:03:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3NMAfCnVrE
  1695. [6/24/2015 6:03:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3
  1696. [6/24/2015 6:03:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: naaah, that comes later
  1697. [6/24/2015 6:03:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: you know when
  1698. [6/24/2015 6:03:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  1699. [6/24/2015 6:04:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul finally stood up, but fell back down almost instantly. "Great. How am I supposed to beat Marshall now?" Esaul said. He looked around. He seemed to be in a desert of some sort. "Hmm. Oh no." Esaul said, realizing where he was. He was in the Haunted Wasteland.
  1700.  
  1701. *spanish guitars start up*
  1702. [6/24/2015 6:04:22 PM] Flareth Sexbang: perfect
  1703. [6/24/2015 6:04:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: shrek returns
  1704. [6/24/2015 6:05:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes good
  1705. [6/24/2015 6:05:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: "You mean this thing?" Shrek dug in his back pocket, then pulled out a some sort of silver fruit. "I found it walking in the forest. We know our way around this place luckily."
  1706.  
  1707. deus ex shrekina
  1708. [6/24/2015 6:06:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul sighed. "No. I live in the Sacred Realm. I have a life. I am dead in a different realm. If I die in this realm, then I will not be able to be revived. In other words, I was simply transferred from one realm to the other. Do you get it now?"
  1709.  
  1710. ...
  1711. [6/24/2015 6:06:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: no
  1712. [6/24/2015 6:06:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: all this and they haven't even gotten to duloc yet
  1713. [6/24/2015 6:07:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  1714. [6/24/2015 6:07:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul wall-rode up to the top of the ruins to see a race taking place. "Hmm." Esaul said, "It's a bit dangerous. But that's what the racers are racing for I guess." He waited for the race, sitting down. "Hey, there's a convict!" someone yelled, pointing at Esaul. "Wha...?" Esaul was lost for words as he saw others on Gears racing toward him. He jumped on his and sped off.
  1715.  
  1716. but. why is he a convict.
  1717. [6/24/2015 6:07:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: this is never explained.
  1718. [6/24/2015 6:08:11 PM] Flareth Sexbang: trsrockin is working for u right
  1719. [6/24/2015 6:08:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: ye
  1720. [6/24/2015 6:08:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: why is it acting like a butt on my end
  1721. [6/24/2015 6:08:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: because butts
  1722. [6/24/2015 6:08:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul looked back. The followers were gaining on him. He noticed a black object in the distance and grabbed it. He recognized it as a double barrel gun. He hesitated, then shot behind him.
  1723.  
  1724. zor in the background
  1725. [6/24/2015 6:08:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: "hey that's mine :C"
  1726. [6/24/2015 6:10:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul was weak from the crash and only managed to kill one guard. "Any more objections?" the remaining guard asked. Esaul growled. His eyes were turning feral again. No. Restrain it. He couldn't. He broke out of the cuffs, grabbed the guard by the throat, and killed him by using Falchion. He turned back to his normal form and fainted.
  1727.  
  1728. boy you have got issues
  1729. [6/24/2015 6:11:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yeeepppppppp
  1730. [6/24/2015 6:11:16 PM] Markku: always got issues
  1731. [6/24/2015 6:11:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I feel like a Transformer." Jax said, "MOVIES!"
  1732.  
  1733. Jax sat down.
  1734.  
  1735. "I don't feel so good." she moaned.
  1736.  
  1737. ...oh no
  1738. [6/24/2015 6:11:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: this was the year bayformers came out wasnt it
  1739. [6/24/2015 6:11:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: pllanks
  1740. [6/24/2015 6:11:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: planks
  1741. [6/24/2015 6:11:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  1742. [6/24/2015 6:12:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: this is the momeent i've been waiting months for isn't it
  1743. [6/24/2015 6:12:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: ?
  1744. [6/24/2015 6:12:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: nothing
  1745. [6/24/2015 6:12:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: just go om
  1746. [6/24/2015 6:12:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: OH
  1747. [6/24/2015 6:12:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *on
  1748. [6/24/2015 6:12:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: "NO NOT THEM!" Jax cried, "I HATE OSMOSIS JONES! HATRED!"
  1749. [6/24/2015 6:12:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: legendary
  1750. [6/24/2015 6:12:52 PM] Flareth Sexbang: im done
  1751. [6/24/2015 6:13:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: "WHAT???" Zora was lost, "What does that crapTASTIC movie have to do, with ANYTHING???"
  1752.  
  1753. i said, as i actually kind of liked that film
  1754. [6/24/2015 6:13:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i said as i was terrified
  1755. [6/24/2015 6:13:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i still haven't watched it the whole way through
  1756. [6/24/2015 6:13:59 PM] Flareth Sexbang: 2001 wa the year of movies that scared the shit out of me
  1757. [6/24/2015 6:14:09 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the triforce
  1758. [6/24/2015 6:14:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: "It's a phase. Yell crazy stuff and I guess you feel better or something. I suggest you get going, I don't want to be stuck in here as a criminal any longer than I have to, and especially not in the Dark Desert." Esaul said.
  1759.  
  1760. it sure is buddy
  1761. [6/24/2015 6:14:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: Shrek (surprisingly, Osmosis Jones, and Monkeybone
  1762. [6/24/2015 6:14:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but yes
  1763. [6/24/2015 6:14:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: bee boop
  1764. [6/24/2015 6:14:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: upd8 time
  1765. [6/24/2015 6:14:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: ah yes
  1766. [6/24/2015 6:16:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: done
  1767. [6/24/2015 6:16:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: not yet
  1768. [6/24/2015 6:17:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh my god
  1769. [6/24/2015 6:17:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: plot twist
  1770. [6/24/2015 6:17:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: done
  1771. [6/24/2015 6:17:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: it was not, in fact, a denizen
  1772. [6/24/2015 6:18:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but yes
  1773. [6/24/2015 6:18:05 PM] Flareth Sexbang: let's not spoil
  1774. [6/24/2015 6:18:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: anyway
  1775. [6/24/2015 6:18:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: lets do this
  1776. [6/24/2015 6:18:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I will haunt you for the rest of your life!" Dark Zora yelled, and she tried to slash Zora.
  1777.  
  1778. because you are literally her twin sister
  1779. [6/24/2015 6:19:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: u ride together u die together
  1780. [6/24/2015 6:19:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  1781. [6/24/2015 6:21:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: "And besides, the world pretty much hates me..."
  1782.  
  1783. no zorana i'm pretty sure you got the best deal out of all these clowns
  1784. [6/24/2015 6:21:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: successful band
  1785. [6/24/2015 6:21:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: top of your class
  1786. [6/24/2015 6:21:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  1787. [6/24/2015 6:21:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: hot girlfriend
  1788. [6/24/2015 6:21:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: then again this was like her emo phase
  1789. [6/24/2015 6:22:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: "You could destroy him. You are infested with light and have the potential to kill something dark."
  1790.  
  1791. Zorana: I'm not gonna kill Super Super Gay sorry.
  1792. [6/24/2015 6:22:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: Also: why is it always 'infested' with light?
  1793. [6/24/2015 6:23:05 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh
  1794. [6/24/2015 6:23:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul awoke to the singing. "Oh come ON! Are you guys trying to kill me or something?" Esaul asked Zora.
  1795.  
  1796. rude
  1797. [6/24/2015 6:24:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: dont you know rhythm
  1798. [6/24/2015 6:24:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: she's the lead singer of her band
  1799. [6/24/2015 6:24:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: makes all the girls
  1800. [6/24/2015 6:24:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: she gets your ex to take off her underpants
  1801. [6/24/2015 6:25:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: for brandong's reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqLTC9Aaujc
  1802. [6/24/2015 6:28:41 PM] Markku: what a wonderful song
  1803. [6/24/2015 6:28:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul punched, slashed, and kicked his way to victory. He looked off in the distance. He saw a standing tower. He realized that he was in "Babylon Garden..."
  1804.  
  1805. this just in: lil brandong was a saaaaaaanic fan
  1806. [6/24/2015 6:28:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes
  1807. [6/24/2015 6:28:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: it is magical
  1808. [6/24/2015 6:28:57 PM] Markku: saaaaaaaanic i was a huge sonic fan
  1809. [6/24/2015 6:28:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes good
  1810. [6/24/2015 6:29:02 PM] Markku: at least sonic riders
  1811. [6/24/2015 6:29:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but u never played s06 until recent
  1812. [6/24/2015 6:29:10 PM] Markku: now i realize how shit sonic games are
  1813. [6/24/2015 6:29:11 PM] Markku: yes
  1814. [6/24/2015 6:29:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: like, the first three were a'aight but
  1815. [6/24/2015 6:29:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: jesus did they get bad fast
  1816. [6/24/2015 6:30:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: The person looked over. Esaul looked at his eyes, and he fainted.
  1817.  
  1818. what, did he fuckin' use hypnosis
  1819. [6/24/2015 6:30:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul awoke almost instantly. He saw the person's feet. He hesitantly looked up in the person's eyes, and this time he didn't faint. He saw that the person was carrying a stun gun.
  1820. "Cheapskate." Esaul said, standing up.
  1821. "It was an accident, alright? Jeez, can't please some people around this place."
  1822. Esaul stood silently, then asked, "What is your name?"
  1823. "Sarah. What's it to you?" The person replied.
  1824. "You stuck up here too?"
  1825. "Yes. Yes I am. And I hate to admit it, but I need help."
  1826. "Then follow me. Do you have an Extreme Gear?"
  1827. Sarah looked astonished. "Yes I do. Why?"
  1828. "You'll need it." Esaul hopped on his and sped off. Sarah hesitantly followed.
  1829.  
  1830. HEY LOOK WHO IT IS
  1831. [6/24/2015 6:31:13 PM] Markku: saraaaah
  1832. [6/24/2015 6:31:21 PM] Markku: boy has she changed
  1833. [6/24/2015 6:31:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh?
  1834. [6/24/2015 6:31:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  1835. [6/24/2015 6:31:48 PM] Markku: her name's sariah now, for one
  1836. [6/24/2015 6:32:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: ah
  1837. [6/24/2015 6:32:34 PM] Markku: two she's not nearly as bitchy as i made her seem in this
  1838. [6/24/2015 6:32:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: ... o:
  1839. [6/24/2015 6:32:48 PM] Markku: she's a fuckin nerd now tbh
  1840. [6/24/2015 6:32:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: gooooodddddddd
  1841. [6/24/2015 6:33:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: heeeeeee
  1842. [6/24/2015 6:33:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Zora! What's happening?" Esaul stopped. Sarah was going too fast and smacked straight into a building. Esaul couldn't help but snicker.
  1843.  
  1844. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
  1845. [6/24/2015 6:34:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: And indeed it was. Right in front of her, the Triforce of Power. The very thing she'd been deemed "Most Likely to Obtain" in her group of friends.
  1846.  
  1847. oh same
  1848. [6/24/2015 6:34:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: what you think i'm not the ganon
  1849. [6/24/2015 6:34:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: i am
  1850. [6/24/2015 6:34:25 PM] Flareth Sexbang: woooooooooooo
  1851. [6/24/2015 6:35:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: (Miyamoto said it, so I guess you should make something up.)
  1852.  
  1853. wait that's right from the source???
  1854. [6/24/2015 6:35:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: thanks shiggy you piled on this whole heap of bullshit
  1855. [6/24/2015 6:36:14 PM] Markku: xD
  1856. [6/24/2015 6:37:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: good
  1857. [6/24/2015 6:40:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hey markky
  1858. [6/24/2015 6:40:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: going to anime expo this year
  1859. [6/24/2015 6:40:10 PM] Markku: no sadly
  1860. [6/24/2015 6:40:15 PM] Markku: didn't scrounge up the money
  1861. [6/24/2015 6:40:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh
  1862. [6/24/2015 6:40:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: it was just because suzy and holly are gonna be there
  1863. [6/24/2015 6:40:41 PM] Markku: sobs
  1864. [6/24/2015 6:40:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i know
  1865. [6/24/2015 6:43:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but ues
  1866. [6/24/2015 6:43:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: okay sorry i went to fetch dinner
  1867. [6/24/2015 6:43:45 PM] Markku: delicious dinner
  1868. [6/24/2015 6:43:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: it fine
  1869. [6/24/2015 6:43:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: *king harkinian voice*
  1870. [6/24/2015 6:44:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: pomg g
  1871. [6/24/2015 6:45:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *pmg
  1872. [6/24/2015 6:45:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *omg
  1873. [6/24/2015 6:45:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: why did i always type 'beta' in allcaps
  1874. [6/24/2015 6:45:23 PM] Flareth Sexbang: homestuck in the distance
  1875. [6/24/2015 6:45:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: I play the Ocarina of Dreams. Don't make me get into details. Esaul's Gear started to sputter. Great. My Gear's outta air.
  1876.  
  1877. ?????????????
  1878. [6/24/2015 6:45:52 PM] Flareth Sexbang: o h
  1879. [6/24/2015 6:46:18 PM] Markku: welp
  1880. [6/24/2015 6:46:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...well zorana, you got the triforce, you got to wish on it
  1881. [6/24/2015 6:46:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: and ya blew it
  1882. [6/24/2015 6:47:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: although
  1883. [6/24/2015 6:47:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: 'three goddesses' no, there are only two
  1884. [6/24/2015 6:47:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: demigoddesses tho
  1885. [6/24/2015 6:47:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: hmmmm
  1886. [6/24/2015 6:48:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: (talking bbl canon and not zelda canon, mind)
  1887. [6/24/2015 6:48:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: ....jax apparently got the Courage piece???
  1888. [6/24/2015 6:49:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: well jax u are link now
  1889. [6/24/2015 6:49:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: u are the hero of rhyme
  1890. [6/24/2015 6:49:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k
  1891. [6/24/2015 6:51:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yup, sure." Zora's eyes began to glow as she gained a sense of where the deed was, "Alright. We're ready to go in."
  1892.  
  1893. but how
  1894. [6/24/2015 6:51:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: how zorana.
  1895. [6/24/2015 6:51:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: dont ask
  1896. [6/24/2015 6:51:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: (Make Donkey more annoying. hmmm...Maybe some body switches.)
  1897.  
  1898. ...squints loudly
  1899. [6/24/2015 6:52:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: we havent had a body swap episode in a very long time
  1900. [6/24/2015 6:52:45 PM] Flareth Sexbang: heh
  1901. [6/24/2015 6:52:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: was that a secret kink of mine idk
  1902. [6/24/2015 6:53:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: i always thought those were fun
  1903. [6/24/2015 6:53:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: they were
  1904. [6/24/2015 6:53:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: they totes were
  1905. [6/24/2015 6:56:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: just let me give you this scenario:
  1906. [6/24/2015 6:56:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: pick one of your characters.
  1907. [6/24/2015 6:56:25 PM] Flareth Sexbang: me?
  1908. [6/24/2015 6:56:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: Oh okay
  1909. [6/24/2015 6:56:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: uh
  1910. [6/24/2015 6:56:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: Felix
  1911. [6/24/2015 6:56:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: this is a hypothetical flareth
  1912. [6/24/2015 6:56:52 PM] Markku: i choose my felix
  1913. [6/24/2015 6:56:53 PM] Markku: oh
  1914. [6/24/2015 6:57:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: said character wakes up one morning in the body of a 5'1" brazilian girl sleeping naked on top of a dragon. they feel very, very high.
  1915. [6/24/2015 6:57:24 PM | Edited 6:57:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: what do they do.
  1916. [6/24/2015 6:57:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh my god
  1917. [6/24/2015 6:57:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: well felix always sleeps naked
  1918. [6/24/2015 6:57:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: if u catch me drift
  1919. [6/24/2015 6:57:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: kek
  1920. [6/24/2015 6:58:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: and what, pray tell, does brandong's felix do
  1921. [6/24/2015 6:59:41 PM] Markku: sit there for a good four minutes screaming internally and being too terrified to even think about moving before realizing he has breasts and there goes his focus
  1922. [6/24/2015 6:59:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: boobs
  1923. [6/24/2015 6:59:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: omfg
  1924. [6/24/2015 7:00:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: meanwhile this character is probably waving her dick at passing cars in this hypothetical
  1925. [6/24/2015 7:01:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: and in my Felix, maybe having sex
  1926. [6/24/2015 7:01:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: probably
  1927. [6/24/2015 7:01:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: yeah
  1928. [6/24/2015 7:03:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: 'wait, where did my hot latin tan go. where did my tits go. I HAVE A DONG HOLY SHIT brb waving it at traffic'
  1929. [6/24/2015 7:04:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: or
  1930. [6/24/2015 7:04:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: 'wait a minute, dude. I HAVE SKITTLE HAIR. i can get HELLA LAID WITH THIS.'
  1931. [6/24/2015 7:05:05 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  1932. [6/24/2015 7:05:09 PM] Markku: glorious
  1933. [6/24/2015 7:05:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: anyway
  1934. [6/24/2015 7:05:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: back to the liveblog
  1935. [6/24/2015 7:06:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...wait
  1936. [6/24/2015 7:06:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: i think i know this reference
  1937. [6/24/2015 7:06:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hm
  1938. [6/24/2015 7:06:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: hey flareth you'll get this reference now
  1939. [6/24/2015 7:06:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: Later that night, Zora woke up with a full bladder. She walked to the temple's bathroom, since there was nothing else in there, or so she thought. She lit a candle and peed.
  1940. When she got out of the toilet, Zora walked over to the sink and turned the faucet on. Nothing came out. She realized something, having seen a certain movie about a million times. She checked the faucet.
  1941. "No way..." she said to herself, before walking out and laying down, figuring Jax would want to know about this. She fell asleep again.
  1942. [6/24/2015 7:07:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  1943. [6/24/2015 7:07:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes i do
  1944. [6/24/2015 7:07:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora pointed to a small carving on the backside of the faucet.
  1945.  
  1946. HMMMMM
  1947. [6/24/2015 7:07:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
  1948. [6/24/2015 7:08:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: "The place we're supposed to go. Just relax. You'll be fine. Me on the other hand..." Zora pulled out the pencil and drew a mason jar full of beer.
  1949. "Want some?"
  1950.  
  1951. ...okay sure zorana
  1952. [6/24/2015 7:08:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: you're only 15
  1953. [6/24/2015 7:08:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: fine
  1954. [6/24/2015 7:08:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: have a drink
  1955. [6/24/2015 7:08:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: jax calls her out on this
  1956. [6/24/2015 7:08:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: imagine if we actually went to hogwarts thp
  1957. [6/24/2015 7:08:55 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *tho
  1958. [6/24/2015 7:09:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh man
  1959. [6/24/2015 7:09:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: once i realized you'd never read the thing i never went any further with it
  1960. [6/24/2015 7:09:27 PM] Markku: i would do my best to shape my wand like a dong
  1961. [6/24/2015 7:09:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes good
  1962. [6/24/2015 7:10:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: i'd like to apologize retroactively for making you be The Shrek
  1963. [6/24/2015 7:10:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: no
  1964. [6/24/2015 7:10:43 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ni i dont
  1965. [6/24/2015 7:10:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *no
  1966. [6/24/2015 7:11:49 PM] Markku: pfft
  1967. [6/24/2015 7:12:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: "There's the temple." Jax said, pointing, and dropping Donkey "Hm..."
  1968.  
  1969. She noticed some writing.
  1970.  
  1971. Evil is beckoning
  1972. All and All
  1973. In order to stop impending doom
  1974. You will Have to be the one most like you
  1975.  
  1976. (It means...BODYSWITCHING
  1977. Jax-Shrek
  1978. Zora-Donkey
  1979. Zed-Esaul
  1980. Esaul-Zed)
  1981.  
  1982. Zorana: I am /not/ Donkey. The little stoner, she's the annoying talking animal, not me
  1983. [6/24/2015 7:13:10 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg yes
  1984. [6/24/2015 7:13:28 PM] Markku: welp
  1985. [6/24/2015 7:16:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: brb
  1986. [6/24/2015 7:16:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: my lord this has been a ride so far
  1987. [6/24/2015 7:16:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: and we're not even halfway through
  1988. [6/24/2015 7:16:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: still not as much of a ride as the spinoff tho
  1989. [6/24/2015 7:16:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: now /that/ was bonkers
  1990. [2:14:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: HEY FLARETH DONGER IS HERE
  1991. [2:15:11 PM] Flareth Sexbang: YAY
  1992. [2:15:20 PM] Markku: YAY
  1993. [2:15:45 PM] Flareth Sexbang: SO SHALL WE GO ON
  1994. [2:16:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: IS EVERYONE UP
  1995. [2:16:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: FOR SOME
  1996. [2:16:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: SHENANIGANS
  1997. [2:16:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: I SURE AM
  1998. [2:16:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: YEEEEEEEEEE
  1999. [2:16:32 PM] Markku: YEEEEEE
  2000. [2:16:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: LEMME JUST QUEUE US UP
  2001. [2:16:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: WE LEFT OFF ON PAGE 53
  2002. [2:16:55 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yessss
  2003. [2:17:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: HERE WE GO
  2004. [2:17:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: RIGHT FROM THE TOP
  2005. [2:17:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora was still kicking her old body, in an attempt to get back into it.
  2006.  
  2007. i don't think thats how it works
  2008. [2:18:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ffffffffffffff
  2009. [2:18:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I don't think that's gonna work..." Zed sadly said, watching Zora kicking her old body.
  2010.  
  2011. see zed feels me
  2012. [2:18:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  2013. [2:18:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed grabbed a pencil and drawn a door to a graveyard, and a book, entitled "Crazy Weird Graveyard Magic With Stuff About Making Souls Changing Body And Such" "Happy?" Zed asked.
  2014.  
  2015. i'd read this
  2016. [2:19:07 PM] Markku: same
  2017. [2:19:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: me too
  2018. [2:19:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Cool, graves!" Zed approached one "Aaaauuughhh! There's my n...name on it!" He said, extremely scared.
  2019.  
  2020. ...oh
  2021. [2:20:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: w e l l
  2022. [2:20:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora tried to clear her mind, but was faced by a pale, ghostly midget.
  2023. "Who are you?"
  2024.  
  2025. oh
  2026. [2:20:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fuck me
  2027. [2:20:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: look guys
  2028. [2:20:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: it's
  2029. [2:20:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: farquaad's star squad
  2030. [2:20:39 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh my god
  2031. [2:21:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Oh, really?" Farquaad snapped, and with a poof, two others appeared. One looked like some old woman with a wand and wings, and the other was...
  2032. "Ooh, he's hawt." Zora said.
  2033.  
  2034. zorana no
  2035. [2:21:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: he's a douche
  2036. [2:21:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: he made two extra movies happen
  2037. [2:22:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...oh my fucking god
  2038. [2:22:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: well the 4th movie isn't his fault
  2039. [2:22:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: blame 3 on him
  2040. [2:23:01 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but not 3
  2041. [2:23:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *4
  2042. [2:23:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: "You...are a donkey." Jax said, "You have no chance."
  2043.  
  2044. no, but she can call the dragon
  2045. [2:23:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: (if zor didnt fuck it first)
  2046. [2:23:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  2047. [2:23:27 PM] Markku: pfft
  2048. [2:23:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Just swing Donkey!" Jax yelled, fighting the three.
  2049. [2:24:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...*deep inhale*
  2050. [2:24:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: THEN I SWUNG MY HORSE LIKE A CLUB
  2051. [2:24:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: AND IT CAUSED A SONIC BOOM
  2052. [2:24:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k
  2053. [2:24:27 PM] Markku: gdi
  2054. [2:24:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: THAT RUPTURED SPACE AND THEN EXPLODED THE SUN
  2055. [2:25:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: Fairy Godmother screamed, firing a spell at Zora, turning her into a human again by mistake.
  2056. "New wand, eh? Well, I'm still male, but this'll do!!" She swiped the Sword out of Donkey's hands, and swung wildly. Donkey took out the bow and aimed awkwardly.
  2057.  
  2058. real talk zorana would be bangin as a dude
  2059. [2:25:29 PM] Markku: hell yes
  2060. [2:25:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: y e
  2061. [2:26:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Gyehahaha!!!" Zora forced the Sword through his throat, killing him
  2062.  
  2063. ...o h
  2064. [2:26:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: are we /sure/ zorana didnt have a berserker at this point
  2065. [2:26:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: .......she had to have had one
  2066. [2:27:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: and she had no idea what it was she just assumed she was a fuckin werewolf
  2067. [2:27:24 PM] Markku: snort
  2068. [2:27:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: perfect
  2069. [2:27:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: .............she's not wrong
  2070. [2:28:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: The Fairy Godmother died. Suddenly, a wind blew and they were back in their bodies.
  2071.  
  2072. well that was to the point
  2073. [2:28:23 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yep
  2074. [2:28:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Mkay. I'm gonna train with this swo-OW!" Esaul said, cutting himself with his sword. "What the heck? I never do that..."
  2075.  
  2076. are u sure, mr. linkin park song
  2077. [2:29:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: absolutely sure
  2078. [2:29:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: w e l p
  2079. [2:29:31 PM] Markku: fun fact i cut myself with a rubber sword
  2080. [2:29:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...OH
  2081. [2:29:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: how
  2082. [2:30:21 PM] Markku: i was using it as a prop for a scene in acting class and during the fight it somehow got an edge to it and cut me
  2083. [2:30:32 PM] Markku: i was so confused but i went on with the scene
  2084. [2:30:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: you're a trooper
  2085. [2:31:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Fine. Still that's unnatural." Esaul replied. "I usually have better swordplay."
  2086.  
  2087. as our resident sword-ghost is quick to remind her pupils, everyone gets careless
  2088. [2:31:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2089. [2:32:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Just relax." Zora called to them. She turned to the faucet.
  2090. "Open." Zora said. Nothing happened. She cleared her throat.
  2091. "OPEN." She said, not noticing that it was in a freaky language. The wall behind the sink began to open.
  2092.  
  2093. ...this just in: apparently zorana is a fucking parseltongue now
  2094. [2:32:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ......w e l p
  2095. [2:33:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: i mean there's probably a lot of heirs of slytherin out there, voldemort isn't special
  2096. [2:33:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: but still
  2097. [2:33:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: like there's never just /one/ heir after that long
  2098. [2:33:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: thats not how family trees work
  2099. [2:34:03 PM] Markku: thing is, though
  2100. [2:34:25 PM] Markku: we can use magic as an explantion in that world and no one questions it
  2101. [2:34:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...got me there
  2102. [2:35:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://twitter.com/ninjasexparty/status/614514687229607936
  2103. [2:35:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k nsp ur perfetc
  2104. [2:35:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: p e r fect
  2105. [2:36:00 PM] Markku: fuck omg
  2106. [2:36:01 PM] Markku: thank
  2107. [2:36:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: gods bless NSP
  2108. [2:36:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: thank u
  2109. [2:37:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yeah." Jax said, "Really...I really don't have any friends, except for those guys."
  2110.  
  2111. Jax motioned to Zora and Zed.
  2112.  
  2113. "Oh yeah...and my toxic farts." Jax said.
  2114.  
  2115. ...jax
  2116. [2:37:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: if your farts are sentient enough to be friends
  2117. [2:37:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: we have
  2118. [2:37:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: a problem
  2119. [2:37:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: jax no
  2120. [2:37:59 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the fact that she has space magic tho
  2121. [2:38:10 PM] Flareth Sexbang: she could do that if she wanted to
  2122. [2:38:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: sAVE ME
  2123. [2:38:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: OH NO
  2124. [2:38:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Brutal much?" Shrek asked. Donkey had finally freed himself and yelled, "YOU KILLED WOLVES!!! ANIMAL CRUELTY! ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!"
  2125.  
  2126. shut up donkey
  2127. [2:38:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: so in character
  2128. [2:39:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: "It was in a video game I'm obsessed with." Zora explained, "I'm surprised to see that it's the exact same as in the game, actually."
  2129.  
  2130. SO AM I
  2131. [2:39:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: let me tell you when i run that fifth installment
  2132. [2:39:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: the dungeons will most certainly not be the same
  2133. [2:40:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: dear: past self
  2134. [2:40:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: stop handing out vidya advice in an RP
  2135. [2:40:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: "So we're gonna grow. AWESOME!" Jax shouted.
  2136.  
  2137. not like that jax
  2138. [2:40:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: not like that
  2139. [2:41:25 PM] Flareth Sexbang: Jax: D:
  2140. [2:41:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: grow up, is what they meant
  2141. [2:41:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: and you did!
  2142. [2:41:52 PM] Flareth Sexbang: Jax: :D
  2143. [2:41:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: but not like in the game
  2144. [2:42:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: There were some random Koopas. Jax jumped on them to get to the door.
  2145.  
  2146. random-ass koopers
  2147. [2:42:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yep
  2148. [2:42:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: imagine: a mario bootleg world
  2149. [2:43:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: grand dad
  2150. [2:43:22 PM] Flareth Sexbang: imagine: a corruption world
  2151. [2:43:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh maaaan
  2152. [2:44:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora sighed as she opened the door, "OK, now see those torches?" she pointed to four torches surrounding an elevator. One was normal, one was blue, one was green, and the last was purple.
  2153.  
  2154. hello ladies
  2155. [2:44:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that would be hella cool and creepy tbh
  2156. [2:44:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: those ghosts got character development, brandong
  2157. [2:44:38 PM] Markku: aww yiss
  2158. [2:44:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: they really, really did
  2159. [2:44:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: let's see if i remember their motifs
  2160. [2:45:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: they all fell into different portals at different times, in different parts of the world, and ended up dying
  2161. [2:46:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: the way i drew them back then reflects where they're from and when they're from
  2162. [2:46:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: The one that follows the original group in BBL around was the red one. She was from ancient Japan, a traveler who was stolen away by youkai
  2163. [2:48:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: The second, who follows around a new group of characters, is the green one
  2164. [2:48:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: She's a famous outlaw from the old west who hid her riches in a vast system of caves. She came through starving after getting lost in those same caves.
  2165. [2:49:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: The other two who haven't gotten to follow anyone around are the purple and blue ones
  2166. [2:49:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: The purple one is a princess from the middle ages, who ran from her castle one night and never returned
  2167. [2:50:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: And the blue one is from the modern day middle east, she got lost in a sandstorm and was never found
  2168. [2:50:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: She can't even speak English yet
  2169. [2:50:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2170. [2:50:34 PM] Markku: good god that's a lot of lore
  2171. [2:50:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: yeah
  2172. [2:50:39 PM] Markku: but that's fuckin awesome
  2173. [2:50:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: lore is good
  2174. [2:51:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: I should give them some updated art
  2175. [2:52:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: The green one is my favorite, I think
  2176. [2:52:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: She has the most 'active' personality out of them
  2177. [2:52:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: And she's never just satisfied to play the guide and hang back.
  2178. [2:52:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: She gets in there and fights with her heroes.
  2179. [2:53:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: She has a ghost rifle, even. It shoots spirit bullets.
  2180. [2:54:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...Anyway though
  2181. [2:54:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: More loredumps later
  2182. [2:54:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: Let's riff
  2183. [2:54:45 PM] Markku: riffraff motherfuckers
  2184. [2:54:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: Suddenly, four female ghosts appeared, giggling, and lit their own torches with the flames, and the big ones went out.
  2185.  
  2186. and there they go
  2187. [2:54:57 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yesssss
  2188. [2:55:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hmm..maybe we'll find some of those mushrooms." Jax said.
  2189.  
  2190. jax no
  2191. [2:55:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fuc
  2192. [2:55:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: k
  2193. [2:56:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...man unk was going mario 64 right here
  2194. [2:56:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: i have never played mario 64
  2195. [2:56:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: also: can you feel the arin rage
  2196. [2:56:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: i can
  2197. [2:56:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2198. [2:56:42 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh good i made cum
  2199. [2:56:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: (fr reference markku)
  2200. [2:56:58 PM] Markku: o-oh
  2201. [2:56:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: Oh, wait no. Paper Mario.
  2202. [2:57:09 PM] Flareth Sexbang: there's this thing
  2203. [2:57:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: and it looks exactly like cum
  2204. [2:57:22 PM] Markku: welp
  2205. [2:57:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Let me explain. The Toy Box has Shy Guys that are on fire! Plus some Anti Guy dude." Zed explained.
  2206.  
  2207. w-why are they on fire
  2208. [2:57:39 PM] Flareth Sexbang: anti guy dude
  2209. [2:58:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: http://8tracks.com/antipathiczora/x-a-step-into-an-anniversary-playlist oh also
  2210. [2:58:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: Something to listen to during this riff
  2211. [2:58:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ah yes good
  2212. [2:59:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh brandong
  2213. [2:59:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i should show you this too
  2214. [2:59:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: http://8tracks.com/flareth/we-re-so-miserable-and-stunning
  2215. [2:59:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3c
  2216. [2:59:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but yeah
  2217. [2:59:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: listen to that booping bbl playlist
  2218. [3:00:00 PM] Markku: delightful
  2219. [3:00:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: it was fun looking for remixes for these
  2220. [3:00:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: i still need to do one for 3
  2221. [3:00:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: (don't ask why i made a rhythm/opal mix i don't know)
  2222. [3:00:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  2223. [3:01:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Here are we! Hey, there IS a save block! Let me hit it!" Zed said. Then proceeded to punch the save block.
  2224.  
  2225. explain to me how saving would even work???
  2226. [3:01:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i have no idea
  2227. [3:01:54 PM] Markku: if the thread ever got deleted at least we'd have a save point
  2228. [3:02:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: omfg
  2229. [3:02:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh my god
  2230. [3:03:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Ok... now, to beat me, you got to blow me!" The Shy Guy taunted.
  2231.  
  2232. o-oh
  2233. [3:03:16 PM] Markku: ...
  2234. [3:03:20 PM] Markku: that wasn't in the gaaaame
  2235. [3:03:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: uh
  2236. [3:03:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: w h a t
  2237. [3:03:55 PM] Flareth Sexbang: im so
  2238. [3:04:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax then began to explain the adventure that started with her shrinking ray.
  2239.  
  2240. ONE YEAR LATER
  2241. [3:04:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  2242. [3:05:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Zoar. I'll remember that." Shrek said. "Well, Zoar, aren't you supposed to be leading?"
  2243.  
  2244.  
  2245. 'excuse u'
  2246. [3:05:56 PM] Markku: BIRBS HIGH IN THE AIR
  2247. [3:05:58 PM] Markku: ZOARING THROUGH THE SKY
  2248. [3:06:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...oh my god it's this
  2249. [3:06:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh
  2250. [3:06:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax found herself in a strange land. She saw an information box with a lever.
  2251.  
  2252. .... :D
  2253. [3:06:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k
  2254. [3:06:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax pulled the lever. A familiar tune.
  2255.  
  2256. "No!" Jax cried, grabbing her sword.
  2257.  
  2258. "It's the information box from the first." Jax whispered to Zora.
  2259.  
  2260.  
  2261. keks loudly
  2262. [3:07:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: Then came the picture. Zora stuck her finger up her nose at the last minute.
  2263.  
  2264. things she would still do
  2265. [3:07:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2266. [3:07:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: perfect
  2267. [3:08:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: "FLYING ICECREAM!!!!" Shrek yelled. "Urrgh...Sorry aftereffects." He jumped up. "Who's back?"
  2268.  
  2269. and if i'm wrong, let me be struck by......... A FLYING ICE CREAM TRUCK
  2270. [3:08:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: (AND LIVE)
  2271. [3:08:45 PM] Flareth Sexbang: headcanon: shrek likes spongebob
  2272. [3:08:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: Suddenly, knights surrounded them.
  2273.  
  2274. "I'll take care of them." Jax said.
  2275.  
  2276. She started to slash widly.
  2277.  
  2278. guys. guys it's finally here.
  2279. [3:08:56 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2280. [3:08:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: [BAD REPUTATION PLAYS LOUDLY IN THE BACKGROUND]
  2281. [3:09:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9VSGPmkUc0
  2282. [3:09:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: thank
  2283. [3:09:37 PM] Markku: thank
  2284. [3:09:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh it's 4th on the playlist anyway
  2285. [3:09:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: WELP
  2286. [3:10:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: perfect
  2287. [3:10:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: GIVE EM THE CHAIR ZED
  2288. [3:11:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yesssssssssssssssssss
  2289. [3:11:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed followed Zora to the ring "I love wrestling, I watch it when I can! CHAAARGE!" Zed said. He then slammed everyone in his way.
  2290.  
  2291. GIVE EM THE C H A I R
  2292. [3:11:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: go zed!
  2293. [3:12:15 PM] Zora Sexbang: [fight scene commences]
  2294. [3:12:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: Soon, all the knights were vanquished. Jax ran to Shrek, extending her blade to Farquaad neck.
  2295.  
  2296. and then murder happened
  2297. [3:13:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: y e p
  2298. [3:13:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: Meanwhile, Zed was looking at the left when a fammiliar face appeared...
  2299.  
  2300. "Hey, the Shedinja again!" He said.
  2301.  
  2302. O:
  2303. [3:13:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: sheddy
  2304. [3:15:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yep! Seeing as, at least in the games, he's a ghost himself!" Zed happily said "It also may lead me to cool glasses."
  2305.  
  2306. priorities
  2307. [3:15:22 PM] Markku: priorities are right
  2308. [3:15:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: best
  2309. [3:15:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: "It's moving fast. I should try..." Zora FINALLY made HERSELF one of those dragons. It was purple with red wings and golden everything else.
  2310. "Get on!"
  2311.  
  2312. so is this like
  2313. [3:15:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: proto-tempest
  2314. [3:16:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2315. [3:16:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hey, I'm gonna put a music that fits here." UnkNown said. Cipher Peon Battle music started to play.
  2316.  
  2317. ...oh okay
  2318. [3:16:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: perfect
  2319. [3:16:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: The dragon landed in a clearing. Right in the middle of it, staring at them, was the first ghost.
  2320. "So... You've finally found me... Heehee... Then let's see you beat me!" She began to twirl at them.
  2321.  
  2322. jesus akane calm the fuck down
  2323. [3:17:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: Then Wind of Darkness flew in, gave the ghost a good whacking, screamed something about pie, slapped Zora, and followed the other two.
  2324. "Owww..." Zora whined as she slashed the ghost.
  2325. [3:17:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: jesus me calm the fuck down
  2326. [3:18:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: calm down ur random
  2327. [3:18:10 PM] Flareth Sexbang: check ur priviledge
  2328. [3:18:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: (intentionay mispelled)
  2329. [3:19:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: Suddenly, Batman came and attacked.
  2330. ---
  2331. "OK, this is getting wierd." Zora said. Then three more ghosts came floating in.
  2332. "To get your precious flames back, you must beat every one of us." They said in unison, "Including Wind of Darkness, Batman, and Flareth."
  2333.  
  2334. [arin's alfred impression voice] BATMAN
  2335. [3:19:42 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  2336. [3:19:47 PM] Markku: snort
  2337. [3:20:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: This was the real one. A shreik was heard, and the ghosts disappeared.
  2338. "Excellent." The red ghost who was still left said, "Now we can put fire on the torches again."
  2339.  
  2340. i found it
  2341. [3:20:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: the exact point akane became the guide ghost
  2342. [3:21:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: (brandong: that is her name)
  2343. [3:21:19 PM] Markku: okay xD
  2344. [3:21:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2345. [3:21:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Golden...flames.." Jax said, "We have farts if that's what you mean."
  2346.  
  2347. ...bless ur heart jax
  2348. [3:21:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: bless ur heart
  2349. [3:21:45 PM] Flareth Sexbang: j a x
  2350. [3:23:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: "IS THAT A FLOATING PIE??!!" Zora screamed, pointing to where the pie once was, now an empty space.
  2351.  
  2352. one of these days, i am going to learn how to hologram for april fools
  2353. [3:23:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: and just follow you around making floating pies appear everywhere
  2354. [3:24:10 PM] Flareth Sexbang: pls do
  2355. [3:24:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: The dragon started to descend. It suddenly changed place.
  2356.  
  2357. "A castle... another... trees, worms... crates, bazookas... The Worms World!" Zed said.
  2358.  
  2359. ...had anyone even played these besides him?
  2360. [3:24:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: like at least i had brandong back in the day with the assload of OoT
  2361. [3:25:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: n o
  2362. [3:25:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: and only now will i have flareth when she actually beats the game
  2363. [3:25:39 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  2364. [3:25:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hmm... Must've taken a wrong turn..." Zora muttered, "We were supposed to turn LEFT at the sign for Albequerque, weren't we?"
  2365.  
  2366. *chews on carrot*
  2367. [3:26:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: what's up doc
  2368. [3:26:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: "OK, tell me what to do." Zora said.
  2369. "In order to get back to the Mushroom Kingdom and ultimately the Forest Temple, you will pass through several locations not there when you came this way the first time. These will disappear once you are through with them." the ghost explained.
  2370.  
  2371. ...i think in all my railroading i tried to incorporate you guys
  2372. [3:27:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: which is sweet of me i guess
  2373. [3:27:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2374. [3:27:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Cool, Michigan!" Zed said.
  2375.  
  2376. .............????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  2377. [3:27:25 PM] Markku: ???????????
  2378. [3:27:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: michigan
  2379. [3:27:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: M I C H I G A N
  2380. [3:28:01 PM] Markku: also if i don't respond for the next five minutes it's because i have a long ass reply to an RP i'm doing
  2381. [3:28:07 PM] Markku: i'm still here i promise
  2382. [3:28:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: OK
  2383. [3:28:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh fuck
  2384. [3:28:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i forgot to post
  2385. [3:28:57 PM] Flareth Sexbang: trsrockin slowly loads for no reason
  2386. [3:29:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: come ON LOAD
  2387. [3:30:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora felt... Somewhat cooler. She looked around.
  2388. These clouds are shaped like flowers... she thought.
  2389.  
  2390. *inhale*
  2391. [3:30:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: ARE YA READY KIDS
  2392. [3:30:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: OKay there we go
  2393. [3:30:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: AYE AYE CAPTAIN
  2394. [3:30:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: I CANT HEAR YOUUUUUUU
  2395. [3:31:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: okay sorry
  2396. [3:31:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: anyway
  2397. [3:31:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax looked around.
  2398.  
  2399. "Flower..Flower Flower...BUCKET!" Jax screamed.
  2400.  
  2401. why am i reminded of the... was it the hamster dance?
  2402. [3:31:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: something something badger badger badger snake
  2403. [3:31:45 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ah the badger song
  2404. [3:31:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: thank
  2405. [3:32:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
  2406. [3:32:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3
  2407. [3:32:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: and that is your ancient meme of the day
  2408. [3:33:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: An ambulance flew past them, followed by a sponge on a bicycle. Zora found it unusual that she could breathe underwater. She looked down. She was pure white, and seemed to shimmer. And on her arms...
  2409. Fins... She thought as she felt her arm. She was scaly.
  2410. "Guys... You may want to make sure if you're still human or not..."
  2411.  
  2412. ah yes of course
  2413. [3:33:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but now
  2414. [3:33:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/262435
  2415. [3:33:25 PM] Flareth Sexbang: this is the mood music
  2416. [3:33:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes
  2417. [3:34:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: i really need to draw her and zor in these alternate forms because i bet they are very shiny and pretty
  2418. [3:34:23 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2419. [3:34:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: The voices boomed above jher. Jax saw that everything was taller than her.
  2420.  
  2421. "Omigosh! I'm...a.....plankton!" she cried.
  2422.  
  2423. of course u are
  2424. [3:35:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: At that moment, another small creature walked past.
  2425. "Heeeeeyyyyy, what's your name?"
  2426. Zora found herself cracking up at the sound of it.
  2427.  
  2428. WHY DID I PLAY ALONG
  2429. [3:35:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: why
  2430. [3:35:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: he would do that tho
  2431. [3:35:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: just to get the formula
  2432. [3:35:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: and to get rid of his virginity
  2433. [3:35:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...and we gave him the formula
  2434. [3:35:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: readily
  2435. [3:35:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: so uh
  2436. [3:36:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: (he's not a virgin anymore)
  2437. [3:36:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :::::::3
  2438. [3:36:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: "But he's hot." Jax said.
  2439. --
  2440. Zora stared.
  2441. "Uhhh... Sure... Yeah..."
  2442. --
  2443. (Really, I love him)
  2444.  
  2445. See I'm not sure which would have been worse
  2446. [3:36:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: Puss, or Plankton
  2447. [3:36:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i ave no idea
  2448. [3:36:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *have
  2449. [3:37:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: on the one hand, barbed dicks and joining anya in Cat Fuckers Anonymous meetings
  2450. [3:37:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: on the other
  2451. [3:37:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: you can literally use plankton as a buttplug
  2452. [3:37:36 PM] Markku: wow what a way to come back
  2453. [3:37:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: hello dongr
  2454. [3:38:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsrw_C7I0s4
  2455. [3:38:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: sex
  2456. [3:38:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: explains it
  2457. [3:38:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh
  2458. [3:38:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the question is
  2459. [3:38:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: how do you do it
  2460. [3:38:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: jax
  2461. [3:38:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: JAX
  2462. [3:39:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: "If I knew, I'd be telling you. OK, WonderSage Powers, ACTIVATE!!
  2463. The test of Shrek is done,
  2464. And I do hope you had fun,
  2465. But this test is more hard,
  2466. Do not take the path that is wayward,
  2467. The yellow one is who you seek,
  2468. Something big happens at this point in the week." Zora said.
  2469.  
  2470. ???????
  2471. [3:39:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: ????????????????
  2472. [3:39:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: uh
  2473. [3:39:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: canon: zorana has spongebob's actual autograph on her wall
  2474. [3:39:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: right under the master sword
  2475. [3:40:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes perfect
  2476. [3:40:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora recieved the autograph excitedly.
  2477. OK, now, you need him to take you to the abandoned palace. A voice in her head said, You'll need to know where it is for later. Take out your map. Zora obideintly took out her map. On it, every world there was, was displayed.
  2478. Now, do you see the flashing crystal?
  2479. Zora nodded.
  2480. Good. Those crystals will display your current location when they flash.
  2481.  
  2482. i need to actually draw up a map
  2483. [3:40:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: I have something of an idea
  2484. [3:41:50 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I'm a plankton." Jax said, "That Plankton dude is kinda hot. I saw him today."
  2485.  
  2486. flareth no
  2487. [3:42:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: no
  2488. [3:42:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Apparently to her." Zora said, "Do you know where an abandoned palace is?"
  2489. "The abandoned palace?" Spongebob asked, "Why would you want to go there?"
  2490. "There's something important there."
  2491.  
  2492. ooooOOOOOH I KNOW WHAT PART THIS IS
  2493. [3:42:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: OH BOY
  2494. [3:43:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: A familiar voice came out of nowhere. "Come closer..." it beckoned. It seemed to be male.
  2495. "Yes...come on..." Another familiar voice. This one was a woman's.
  2496. "Don't be scared..." Another woman's voice.
  2497.  
  2498. BUCKLE UP KIDS
  2499. [3:44:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: w e l l
  2500. [3:44:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: Slow clapping was heard. Desaul stepped out, along with Dark Jax, and the new Dark Zed. But Dark Zora was nowhere to be seen.
  2501. "Well, well. You are smart for not following us into the shadows. I admire you for that." Desaul said. They were now in full view.
  2502.  
  2503. hey look zed FINALLY got some love
  2504. [3:44:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: 73 pages in
  2505. [3:44:59 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yep
  2506. [3:45:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Understood." Zora said. She looked around.
  2507. "But who do I fight?"
  2508. --
  2509. "Your shadow form has been...ah...disposed of. You will have to fight me." Desaul said. The other shadow forms disappeared. Desaul began to teleport Jax and Zed.
  2510.  
  2511. 'disposed of' u mean she got fed up with your bullshit and walked off
  2512. [3:45:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: also: this is a very dangerous matchup
  2513. [3:46:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: fun stuff!
  2514. [3:46:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: here we go
  2515. [3:46:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Whatever." Zora yawned.
  2516.  
  2517. dude dont sound so bored he can kill ur ass
  2518. [3:48:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: They're at a stalemate
  2519. [3:48:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: Desaul spotted Zed, looked at him, and sneered.
  2520. "You don't know, do you? I am not like your shadow forms. Light doesn't affect me like the others."
  2521. With that, Desaul kicked off of Zed and charged toward Zora.
  2522.  
  2523. bullshit, sir
  2524. [3:48:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora turned and was struck.
  2525. "Nnunn... Can't say it wouldn't happen eventually." Her arm was bleeding profusely, but she didn't care, despite the pain. She launched at him, leaking everywhere.
  2526.  
  2527. but... arm wounds are usually superficial
  2528. [3:49:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: did he
  2529. [3:49:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: literally fucking hit you where that huge shoulder artery is
  2530. [3:49:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: fuckin /ow/
  2531. [3:49:24 PM] Markku: ow indeed
  2532. [3:49:53 PM] Zora Sexbang: Desaul was again struck, and he slid back. He smiled."Time to finish you off." He began to gain glowing red eyes and streaks of blood in his hair.
  2533.  
  2534. ...just... straight up blood
  2535. [3:49:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: i think
  2536. [3:49:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: you should probably
  2537. [3:50:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: see a doctor about that
  2538. [3:50:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that's not healthy
  2539. [3:51:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed started saving up another energy ball, but this time, it was special, it had the power of his companions, the persons they met, and his own power.
  2540.  
  2541. [Goku voice] SPIRIT BOMB
  2542. [3:51:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: posted
  2543. [3:51:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: short but posted
  2544. [3:51:32 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i mean
  2545. [3:51:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: when it loads
  2546. [3:51:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: ye
  2547. [3:52:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: Desaul was struck. He leaned on one knee. Blood was falling down his face. "What...intriguing power..." Desaul whispered, disappearing into darkness.
  2548.  
  2549. Zorana: Yeah. Lick my sack you fucker.
  2550. [3:52:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: disappearing into darkness u say
  2551. [3:52:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: kinky
  2552. [3:52:25 PM] Markku: f uck
  2553. [3:52:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: oMFG
  2554. [3:52:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3c
  2555. [3:52:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora couldn't understand him. She was losing consciousness fast, due to lack of oxygen.
  2556.  
  2557. that is not how any of this works
  2558. [3:53:23 PM] Markku: read that as "lack of orgasm"
  2559. [3:53:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: zora
  2560. [3:53:32 PM] Markku: immediately was like "i feel u zor" but then
  2561. [3:53:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: can you
  2562. [3:53:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: check to see if the post went through
  2563. [3:53:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: nope
  2564. [3:53:49 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fUCK
  2565. [3:54:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: lack of orgasm tho
  2566. [3:54:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: FUCKING BULLSHIT
  2567. [3:54:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: omfg
  2568. [3:54:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: flareth its just a post
  2569. [3:54:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: find ur chill
  2570. [3:54:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i
  2571. [3:55:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: Dark Zora opened her eyes. They looked exactly like Zora's, instead of the red glowing eyes. Then she disappeared in a flash of blinding light. "Wha...?" Esaul stood there, staring at the spot where she had disappeared. He thought of a song inside his mind.
  2572. When this began...I had nothing to say and now I'm lost in the nothingness of me...I was confused...And I let it all out to find that I'm not the only person with these things in mind...Nothing to lose...Just stuck, hollowing alone, and the fault is my own...
  2573.  
  2574. I know brandong wrote this, but I always interpreted it
  2575. [3:55:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: As Val returning to herself
  2576. [3:55:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: Because she has the same eyes canonically
  2577. [3:57:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: can we talk about how rhythm is singing linkin park tho
  2578. [3:57:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: rhythm c. 2007 /is/ linkin park
  2579. [3:57:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: he is the embodiment of CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN
  2580. [3:57:37 PM] Markku: he is the entire linkin park
  2581. [3:57:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the whole fucking band
  2582. [3:57:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes
  2583. [3:58:09 PM] Markku: nowadays if someone hurts him he'll probably wanna fuck them
  2584. [3:58:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: .....OH
  2585. [3:58:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: OOOOOH BOY
  2586. [3:58:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: kinky
  2587. [3:58:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...*shoves zor at him* here you'll like this one
  2588. [3:58:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: "what"
  2589. [3:59:15 PM] Markku: snort
  2590. [3:59:38 PM] Markku: yeah he's become quite the masochist
  2591. [3:59:51 PM] Markku: might have something to do with two of his girlfriends turning lesbian
  2592. [3:59:52 PM] Markku: dunno
  2593. [3:59:55 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the post is finally up
  2594. [4:00:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...for each other, even
  2595. [4:00:19 PM] Markku: exactly
  2596. [4:00:37 PM] Markku: fuck i have two characters named Opal Reim
  2597. [4:00:44 PM] Markku: but they're sisters and two different people entirely
  2598. [4:00:50 PM] Markku: one goes by her middle name instead
  2599. [4:00:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: well
  2600. [4:01:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: "...She has a sister? 'S she at least just as hot?"
  2601. [4:01:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: zorana shh get back in the box
  2602. [4:02:03 PM] Markku: she is always sleepy and has a coffee addiction even though coffee doesn't affect her nearly as much as it should
  2603. [4:02:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: so
  2604. [4:02:10 PM] Markku: she can also see the future
  2605. [4:02:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: she's me
  2606. [4:02:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...except that part
  2607. [4:02:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2608. [4:02:36 PM] Markku: pffft
  2609. [4:02:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: "This is not right... The hero isn't supposed to die!" Zora yelled angrily, "WHY???" She fell over and cried. She was dead and that was all there was to it. Even the one person who might take her spot was dead. It was all her fault. This might not have happened if she hadn't been so emo earlier.
  2610. "It isn't fair... Why'd it have to be me???"
  2611. ---
  2612. As the song continued in his mind, color slowly began to fill the room. When the song was finished, he looked up. The first thing he saw was a person, sobbing. "What the..." Esaul ran toward the person.
  2613.  
  2614. hey look we did a thing that kind of worked
  2615. [4:04:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul looked around, saw no-one, then cut the pillar cleanly in half. Nothing was behind it. Slowly he put his sword away. "Must have been a trick of the light." He said. A door burst open and a yell of "HALT!" was heard. Esaul looked behind him and saw guards closing in.
  2616. "Fight!" He yelled to Zora, pulling out Falchion.
  2617.  
  2618. [bad reputation]
  2619. [4:04:43 PM] Flareth Sexbang: always
  2620. [4:05:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: "That red ghost from the Forest Temple." Zora explained.
  2621. "Now listen to me. You must both find the next Temple in this realm. This is the next test." the ghost said.
  2622. "So I had to die for it?" Zora asked.
  2623. "I would've had to hurt you worse to get you here had you not gotten hit in the battle."
  2624.  
  2625. ...is that a threat akane
  2626. [4:05:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: welp
  2627. [4:05:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: "One. We'll have to travel a long ways though. Here." Esaul said, passing Zora an Extreme Gear. "Mind you, that airboard takes a while to get used to." He said, jumping on his own and speeding out the door.
  2628.  
  2629. bad idea bub
  2630. [4:06:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora, now astonished that she had something like that, got on it and tried to move. She fell off.
  2631.  
  2632. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
  2633. [4:06:57 PM] Markku: that never ceases to make me laugh
  2634. [4:07:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes perfect
  2635. [4:08:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Don't wonder. Believe." Esaul said. He pointed his Gear down and sped down a wall of sand.
  2636.  
  2637. ~inspirational~
  2638. [4:08:32 PM] Markku: rhythm u lil shit
  2639. [4:08:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: "No...This." Esaul said, pushing his hand onto an empty piece of rock. A rumbling was heard. Esaul put his Extreme Gear against a rock and entered through a brand new hole in the mountain.
  2640.  
  2641. did
  2642. [4:08:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: did he just
  2643. [4:09:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: he put a hole in that *BZZZZZZZ*
  2644. [4:09:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: break a mount
  2645. [4:09:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: FUCK
  2646. [4:09:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul didn't answer. He drew Spirit Sword, but accidentantly attempted to use it with one hand, bringing his hand down, along with the rest of his body. "Oof." Esaul said, spitting out dirt.
  2647.  
  2648. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
  2649. [4:10:07 PM] Markku: fuck xD
  2650. [4:10:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: GODDAMNIT
  2651. [4:10:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: YES ZOR
  2652. [4:10:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: always
  2653. [4:11:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul kept walking, and eventually turned the sword over and planted it over both of his shoulders at the same time. He bent down, looking ready to attack. Without warning, he slashed off a portion of the wall.
  2654.  
  2655. he put a hole in that-
  2656. [4:11:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: *STAMPEDE OF ELEPHANTS*
  2657. [4:11:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: airhorns
  2658. [4:12:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Because that would kill the inscription." Esaul said. Eventually he finished.
  2659. He read it yet again:
  2660. Thou must do yet one more task,
  2661. Gain a Sacred voice.
  2662.  
  2663. "A Sacred voice...?"
  2664.  
  2665. well
  2666. [4:12:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: zorana /is/ the lead singer of her band
  2667. [4:12:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: (she makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants)
  2668. [4:12:56 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2669. [4:12:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: perfect
  2670. [4:13:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul was silent for a moment. He paced back and forth, getting annoyed with each step. He eventually caved in, and slashed the entire wall crookedly in half.
  2671.  
  2672. I'm gonna do an impression of you.
  2673. [4:13:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: *chugga chugga chugga chugga baNG BOOM POW PEW*
  2674. [4:13:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: MILLIONS ARE DEAD
  2675. [4:13:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ur a tranwreck rhythm
  2676. [4:14:16 PM] Markku: rhythm c. 2007 is a train playing all the linkin park albums that wrecks
  2677. [4:15:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul reassured himself, then said, "Two of them were telling us the name of the songs. Another was telling us that we have to sing, and I believe the other one was telling us that we need the Fire Tunics."
  2678.  
  2679. was it more goddamn linkin park
  2680. [4:15:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2681. [4:15:31 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2682. [4:16:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul listened to the song with not much interest. He was too busy thinking about something else...it was as if he was being watched. He tapped the wall behind him. It seemed normal. He relaxed for what seemed like the first time in his life.
  2683.  
  2684. it feels like somebody...........
  2685. [4:16:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING
  2686. [4:16:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh shit he's onto us
  2687. [4:17:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: He pulled out Spirit and asked Zora, "Should I?"
  2688.  
  2689. Spirit: excuse u
  2690. [4:17:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg
  2691. [4:18:09 PM] Markku: omg
  2692. [4:18:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul charged his power, then slashed the wall in half. He looked up and yelled, "What are YOU doing here!?"
  2693. Because standing there in the clearing, was the figure of Marshall.
  2694.  
  2695. i'll let Flareth take this one
  2696. [4:19:05 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1d7Llx4rm8
  2697. [4:19:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3c
  2698. [4:19:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: thank
  2699. [4:19:42 PM] Markku: best
  2700. [4:20:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul looked at Zora, then back at Marshall, then back at Zora. Eventually, Esaul grabbed Zora's arm and pulled her through the clearing, pushing Marshall away. Marshall stayed silent, and watched Esaul until he was out of sight.
  2701.  
  2702. excuse u he was just standin there being super super gay
  2703. [4:21:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2704. [4:21:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul continued walking, but eventually stopped, clutching his head. "Damn it..." He whispered.
  2705.  
  2706. u ok
  2707. [4:21:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: Slowly Esaul raised his own arm, also bearing a deep scar. "You, Jax, and Zed, I have the injuries of all three of you. So I know what the consequences of fighting are." He slowly got up.
  2708.  
  2709. but how
  2710. [4:22:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...wow
  2711. [4:23:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: bunch of kinda boring stuff with unk and me
  2712. [4:24:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed made appear a coffee cup and drank it, he knew it was gonna be a long night.
  2713.  
  2714. me too
  2715. [4:24:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i didn't really ge much contro, here did i
  2716. [4:24:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *get
  2717. [4:24:52 PM] Flareth Sexbang: it was more focused on zorana and rhythm
  2718. [4:25:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: See the thing seems to be you were barely ever around and never really.. made plot points despite being the rp owner
  2719. [4:25:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: I guess not barely
  2720. [4:25:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: But the dates on the point we're at seem to indicate that in this section you had school
  2721. [4:26:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: And Unk went to bed at really weird times for us
  2722. [4:26:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye probably
  2723. [4:26:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: You did get better
  2724. [4:26:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul continued to play the ocarina, giving no sign that he had heard her. For some reason, he looked...angry.
  2725.  
  2726. ...oh boy
  2727. [4:27:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora examined the rock further. It was translucent and red. It was also oddly shaped. When Zora squinted at it, it kind of looked like a flame.
  2728.  
  2729. ...OH BOY
  2730. [4:27:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: It's time for a nother loredump!
  2731. [4:27:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: These rocks we ended up also massively expanding on
  2732. [4:28:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ye
  2733. [4:28:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: let me just get the infographics
  2734. [4:28:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: if photobucket would load
  2735. [4:28:43 PM] Markku: oh man
  2736. [4:31:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: HERE WE GO
  2737. [4:31:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv97/AntipathicZora/heart-of-the-flame_zps82822156.png this here's the one Zorana just found
  2738. [4:31:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: In the current scene
  2739. [4:32:40 PM] Markku: oh shit i've read those
  2740. [4:33:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: okay yeah i thought i showed you these
  2741. [4:33:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: Well, to expand further, they appear specifically to 'sages'.
  2742. [4:33:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zorana isn't the Sage of Fire. But she is the Seventh, which probably explains her ability to locate them.
  2743. [4:34:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: That stone in particular goes to a character I think you remember quite well
  2744. [4:34:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: Our actual Sage of Fire is Kit.
  2745. [4:34:58 PM] Markku: aww yiss
  2746. [4:35:11 PM] Markku: i was gonna guess either her or cyndra tbh
  2747. [4:35:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: Cyndra also works, but it's Kit.
  2748. [4:35:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: The other five Sages I don't know if you know yet
  2749. [4:36:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: But sometime you should meet them
  2750. [4:37:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: Anyway, we'll talk about that later
  2751. [4:37:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: Back to the show!
  2752. [4:37:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: you'd like Cameron
  2753. [4:37:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: ESaul stopped playing the ocarina and watched Zora. His hair was now brown and long, and it kept growing and getting lighter.
  2754.  
  2755. ...uh oh
  2756. [4:38:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: welp
  2757. [4:38:17 PM] Markku: he has become fabio
  2758. [4:38:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: i think we know whats about t- oH MY GOD
  2759. [4:38:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: OH MY GOD
  2760. [4:39:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Maybe." Esaul said turning around swiftly. Something hit his back, and he reached, expecting to feel something. He found it was his hair. "Er...What the?" He turned back to Zora and asked, "Alright, what did you do?"
  2761.  
  2762. i too get startled by my own hair
  2763. [4:40:01 PM] Markku: dude my hair scares me all the time and it's not even long
  2764. [4:40:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Well, th-" Esaul cut off as he noticed the color of his hair was blonde. "Great. I hate blonde. It's evil to me." He said. "Now, you must have had something to do with it." Esaul said, turning back to Zora.
  2765.  
  2766. Spirit: /excuse u/
  2767. [4:40:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: OH MY GOD
  2768. [4:40:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I haven't used any mana since I called the Gear! There's only one more person here, and that's you! It gives me perfectly good reason to think you did it!" Esaul said, his hair now shining white.
  2769.  
  2770. he mad
  2771. [4:40:58 PM] Markku: he real mad
  2772. [4:41:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I don't know any of the crazy stuff that goes in on your head!" Esaul said.
  2773.  
  2774. me either
  2775. [4:41:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Well I didn't. Maybe this is some new sex thing." Zora said.
  2776.  
  2777. ah yes that kink where your hair turns white and you try to kill everyone
  2778. [4:41:44 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh my god
  2779. [4:42:01 PM] Markku: snort
  2780. [4:42:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yeah right." Esaul said. His hand flew up clutching his head. "Oh no...Not this again..." He looked at Zora. "Run...now...go." His face looked as if he had been slashed with a flurry of knives.
  2781.  
  2782. and there it is
  2783. [4:42:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: ladies and dong
  2784. [4:42:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: the first marked down case
  2785. [4:42:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: of the berserker
  2786. [4:42:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: claps
  2787. [4:43:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: brb
  2788. [4:43:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ok
  2789. [4:47:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: back
  2790. [4:47:23 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yay
  2791. [4:47:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul had been sitting down, sulking, when he felt a hand on his shoulder, and a voice,
  2792. "Good to see you healthy and well, Esaul."
  2793. "What do you want with me this time?"
  2794. "Oh, nothing. I just wanted to...observe you in your berserk territory."
  2795. Esaul was silent, a grimace on his face.
  2796. "Anyway, to the point, I can use that now that I know how to utilize it. Can you guess who my first victims will be?"
  2797. "Yes I can, and you can go ahead. They don't matter anymore, nothing does."
  2798. "I didn't need your permission."
  2799. "Now you have it."
  2800. Esaul watched as Desaul disappeared in a ball of darkness.
  2801.  
  2802. rhythm sir
  2803. [4:47:47 PM | Edited 4:47:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: what are u doin
  2804. [4:48:12 PM] Markku: he gon fuck desaul
  2805. [4:48:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: hot
  2806. [4:48:42 PM] Flareth Sexbang: kinky
  2807. [4:48:53 PM] Markku: incest is wincest i guess
  2808. [4:49:03 PM] Markku: if they can do it in the new fire emblem rhythm can do it too
  2809. [4:49:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...th-they can?
  2810. [4:49:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: *zor quietly stuffing herself in a box in the background*
  2811. [4:50:00 PM] Flareth Sexbang: am i gonna have to search fire emblem incest
  2812. [4:50:08 PM] Markku: pfft
  2813. [4:50:32 PM] Markku: it's not by blood
  2814. [4:50:40 PM] Markku: most people thought it was at first
  2815. [4:50:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/643003-fire-emblem-awakening/63156734/705981482
  2816. [4:51:20 PM] Markku: there has been so much incest in fire emblem tho tbh
  2817. [4:51:49 PM] Markku: in awakening you can marry lucina to her cousin so i mean
  2818. [4:52:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: well
  2819. [4:52:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: there's always that one character who'd totally bang a family member
  2820. [4:53:00 PM] Markku: in the new fire emblem coming out you can marry/have sex/have children with your adoptive siblings/father
  2821. [4:53:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul kept following the footsteps until he reached a red line. He followed it and it eventually turned sharply, making him crash into a wall.
  2822.  
  2823. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
  2824. [4:53:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: adopted tho
  2825. [4:53:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...ye
  2826. [4:53:38 PM] Markku: rhythm loves that fuckin' loser horn
  2827. [4:53:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: me too rhy
  2828. [4:53:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: if he didn't keep having passionate affairs with the wall
  2829. [4:54:39 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2830. [4:55:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul ran while looking over his shoulder. He just kept running and eventually bumped into Zora, not seeing her. He fell to the ground. "Ouch."
  2831.  
  2832. YOU SEE?
  2833. [4:55:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: HE KEEPS WALKING INTO THINGS
  2834. [4:55:38 PM] Markku: it's a fuckin trope is2g
  2835. [4:56:05 PM] Flareth Sexbang: welp
  2836. [4:56:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul lived through the repeating for a few minutes, but then he said, "Shut up. It's annoying. DAMN YOU DESAUL!" He yelled unexpectantly.
  2837.  
  2838. did he just
  2839. [4:56:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: do one of those
  2840. [4:56:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: cliched shouts to the sky
  2841. [4:56:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2842. [4:56:24 PM] Markku: yes
  2843. [4:56:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh my god
  2844. [4:57:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: "One way. It's far away from here, Babylon Garden. There's a portal, but it's surrounded by guards, so I didn't dare go near it." Esaul said. He used telekinises to have Spirit to cut off the brackets on his wrists and the chains binding his wings together. "Let's go."
  2845.  
  2846. Spirit: excuse the fuck outta u
  2847. [4:58:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul saw what Zora was looking at. "That gives me a better idea. Stay here." He quickly changed his current form to Lunar, and grabbed a huge staff. He got in front of the crevice, directed himself toward the army, then slammed his staff on the crevice brutally. The crack spread toward the army, and soon just a small group was left. Esaul motioned for Zora to come out.
  2848.  
  2849. sir where did you get literally any of this
  2850. [4:58:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: where was that staff before you grabbed it
  2851. [4:58:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: did u pull it
  2852. [4:58:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: from ur ass
  2853. [4:58:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: hammerspace ass
  2854. [4:58:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: ass of holding
  2855. [4:58:48 PM] Markku: fuck
  2856. [4:59:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora ran toward them with psycho-eyes, looking forward to seeing heads roll.
  2857.  
  2858. are we absolutely positive she wasnt also a berserker
  2859. [5:01:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: furthermore, zorana
  2860. [5:01:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: how are you murdering so many fuckers when you're using the goddamn master sword
  2861. [5:01:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: is everyone in the sacred realm evil af or
  2862. [5:02:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: also
  2863. [5:02:09 PM | Edited 5:02:11 PM] Zora Sexbang: [bad reputation]
  2864. [5:02:16 PM] Markku: sacred realm of everything must die
  2865. [5:02:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: wow
  2866. [5:04:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Oh, you're good." Desaul said, backing away. "But I think it's time." He rose up in the air. His face looked as if it had been slashed rapidly with knives, and he gained a purple aura around him. He had no pupils in his eyes. He slowly came back down onto the floor.
  2867. "Move aside!" Desaul yelled, slashing the barrier with his sword.
  2868.  
  2869. *sassy gay voice* uh oh
  2870. [5:04:56 PM] Flareth Sexbang: n o
  2871. [5:05:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: Desaul found himself losing energy fast. He leaned on his now giant sword, and said, "You don't think going berserk is the only thing I have, do you?" His aura suddenly began to glow, and soon enough, he was able to stand again.
  2872. "Do you want to rethink yet? Too late." He charged the barrier, attempting to hit it like a baseball.
  2873.  
  2874. somehow i dont think thats going to work
  2875. [5:06:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: "No, I certainly don't." Zed said. "But my magic sleeve is full of trickles... oh? My barrier got broken..."
  2876. Zed raised his hands, making a rain of meteors fall from the top.
  2877.  
  2878. [Sburban Jungle plays in the distance]
  2879. [5:07:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: zed caused homestuck
  2880. [5:07:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://twitter.com/Mort3mer/status/614552432853434368
  2881. [5:08:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: part of me is
  2882. [5:08:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CIdUz5LUYAASmCJ.mp4
  2883. [5:08:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the other have is going "nonononono"
  2884. [5:09:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Don't underestimate berserk!" Desaul yelled, jumping up and grabbing a meteor, directing it at Zed.
  2885.  
  2886. this just in: desaul is bro strider
  2887. [5:09:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: holy shit
  2888. [5:09:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://twitter.com/ericsapp/status/614539239296995328
  2889. [5:09:51 PM] Markku: oh fuck
  2890. [5:09:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh my fucking god
  2891. [5:10:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed barely got hurt by the meteor. "My magic, lady."
  2892. Zed raised his arms and stuck Desaul in a square, ready to explode him inside.
  2893.  
  2894. Zed is FUCKING BRUTAL
  2895. [5:10:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: he totally is
  2896. [5:11:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: Desaul looked up and saw the bugs coming. He teleported through the ground, making a shadow clone as he went. "I summon you, Whirlwind Lancer!" He yelled, making four sharp lances appear in his hand. He did a certain gesture, and used the wind to fly up into the air, making the lances levitate. Desaul zoomed at Zed, lances outstretched.
  2897.  
  2898. did he just fucking turn into xaldin
  2899. [5:13:23 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes he did
  2900. [5:13:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: summary: brandong is a N333333333RD
  2901. [5:14:01 PM] Markku: damn right
  2902. [5:15:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul disposed of some stray guards, then eventually found a big crack in the sand. "Now if I remember..." He slowly put his hand on a portion of the sand. Instantly the crack opened wide and Esaul fell into it. He landed on what seemed to be a platform. The crack closed shut.
  2903.  
  2904. i think u mean
  2905. [5:15:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: the ASS crack oh i'm terrible
  2906. [5:16:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: The vines quickly burned up, and the door slid open. Zora walked inside. The room was beautiful white with emeralds. On the large platform, there was a pedestal. On the pedestal, a green stone sat.
  2907. "There it is!" Zora exclaimed.
  2908.  
  2909. Cameron twerking in the background
  2910. [5:16:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *parkouring
  2911. [5:17:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: why not both
  2912. [5:17:21 PM] Flareth Sexbang: the vines burned up you say
  2913. [5:17:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: did they do it
  2914. [5:17:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: for the vine
  2915. [5:17:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: fghghjghk
  2916. [5:18:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Yup." Zora tied it to her necklace, "Now we need Water, Shadow, and Spirit before we can get out of here. I already have Light, so we should get those 3, bring back what we need to, kick some more butt and be on our merry way. But let's go exploring some more first."
  2917.  
  2918. Zorana where did u get the light rock
  2919. [5:18:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ass
  2920. [5:18:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: out of her ass
  2921. [5:18:49 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Or...Invader Zim world." Jax said.
  2922.  
  2923. ...is this
  2924. [5:18:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: the one
  2925. [5:18:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: where they make them hug
  2926. [5:19:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: it's either that or three
  2927. [5:19:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: also oh damn, only 20 pages to go
  2928. [5:19:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oly shit
  2929. [5:19:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *holy
  2930. [5:19:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: so when are we gonna start with 2? :D
  2931. [5:20:03 PM] Zora Sexbang: rubs hands together
  2932. [5:20:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Well, I never saw Invader Zim, so I'm screwed..." Oscuro mumbled.
  2933.  
  2934. wasn't this his character in Sinnoh's Last Days
  2935. [5:20:39 PM] Zora Sexbang: I think he got confused
  2936. [5:21:07 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2937. [5:21:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: The Dragon morphed into a Voot Cruiser. Jax felt...different. She felt her head. Antenna.
  2938.  
  2939. "I'm Irk! Schweet!" she said.
  2940.  
  2941. well we knew she was tiny, but
  2942. [5:22:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora felt shorter. Not by much, but she was shorter.
  2943. "ME TOO!!!"
  2944.  
  2945. zorana you are 5'7"
  2946. [5:22:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: this implies that you're a Tallest
  2947. [5:23:22 PM] Flareth Sexbang: welp
  2948. [5:24:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: i am dying from all the lolrandom help me
  2949. [5:24:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: we were trash back then
  2950. [5:24:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: why exactly did you name your SIR waffles
  2951. [5:24:19 PM] Zora Sexbang: why
  2952. [5:24:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: I named mine Sierra tho
  2953. [5:25:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh
  2954. [5:25:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: zorana
  2955. [5:25:15 PM] Zora Sexbang: ye
  2956. [5:25:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: "You look nice." Jax said to Zim.
  2957.  
  2958. JAX STOP
  2959. [5:25:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: *spraybottle*
  2960. [5:28:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax grabbed a lawnchair.
  2961.  
  2962. "Why're we here?" Jax asked.
  2963.  
  2964. "Splee! Waffle!" Sierra said.
  2965.  
  2966. man i cant even remember where 'splee' was fucking from
  2967. [5:28:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: i just remember i thoght it was hilarious
  2968. [5:28:33 PM] Flareth Sexbang: catscratch
  2969. [5:28:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: thank
  2970. [5:29:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: i did /not/ play zim well
  2971. [5:29:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: at all
  2972. [5:30:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: "You FOUND IT???" Zora asked frantically. She took the stone out of Jax's hands. It was purple, and shaped like the crescent moon. When further examined, it had the heart imperfection the other 3 had.
  2973.  
  2974. *zor ramping off a building on her motorbike in the background*
  2975. [5:31:09 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  2976. [5:33:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Like, fox related, foxes..." Zed explained.
  2977.  
  2978. me too
  2979. [5:33:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: (dear zed: bandicoots aren't foxes)
  2980. [5:34:20 PM] Markku: snort
  2981. [5:34:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: (Cue and we should make a BlahbLahland music vid)
  2982.  
  2983. ...no but
  2984. [5:35:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: this is still a good idea
  2985. [5:35:21 PM] Zora Sexbang: it'd be animated
  2986. [5:35:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but
  2987. [5:35:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: think about it
  2988. [5:35:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: it'd be.....you....and you
  2989. [5:35:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: and you
  2990. [5:35:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: no we about it
  2991. [5:35:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: D:
  2992. [5:35:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: im sorry i never learned to draw
  2993. [5:36:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: not necessarily i mean, i need someone to do the video editing. and also pick the music.
  2994. [5:36:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: looks at brandong for editing
  2995. [5:36:42 PM] Markku: i edit a youtube show every weekend so i mean yeah sure
  2996. [5:36:50 PM] Flareth Sexbang: brb
  2997. [5:37:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: brandong is our barry
  2998. [5:37:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...slash kevin
  2999. [5:37:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: also kay
  3000. [5:40:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: so dong
  3001. [5:40:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: how are you enjoying our snarkfest so far
  3002. [5:40:23 PM] Markku: wonderful
  3003. [5:40:28 PM] Markku: inspirational
  3004. [5:40:31 PM] Markku: glorious
  3005. [5:40:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: am i doing good, do you think
  3006. [5:40:50 PM] Markku: yessss
  3007. [5:41:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: i am having fun
  3008. [5:41:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: ...man we have two whole RPs left to do
  3009. [5:42:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: 2 and 3 were objectively the best but i bet they're still ripe with snark bait
  3010. [5:43:10 PM] Flareth Sexbang: back
  3011. [5:43:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: we didn't do 3? oh yes we did te spinoff
  3012. [5:43:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *the
  3013. [5:43:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: have i mentioned i've been listening to slam jam remixes the entire time
  3014. [5:43:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: that we've been here today
  3015. [5:44:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: omg perfect
  3016. [5:44:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: OKAY
  3017. [5:44:08 PM] Flareth Sexbang: THE SHINDAN HAS SPOKEN
  3018. [5:44:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: Blahblahland - We're Going To Ibiza by Vengaboys AMV
  3019. [5:44:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh
  3020. [5:44:35 PM] Flareth Sexbang: alternatively
  3021. [5:44:42 PM] Flareth Sexbang: X: The Step Into Other Worlds - Hard In Da Paint by Waka Flocka AMV
  3022. [5:44:45 PM] Zora Sexbang: ....
  3023. [5:44:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh my god
  3024. [5:44:54 PM] Markku: omfg
  3025. [5:45:15 PM] Zora Sexbang: well i mean rap like that is totally kit's jam sooo
  3026. [5:45:54 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I don't mind." Zora said, "But if at any point in the night I wake up and scream something about pie, don't worry, this is normal."
  3027.  
  3028. you lolrandom in your sleep
  3029. [5:45:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: ok
  3030. [5:46:05 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh dear lord
  3031. [5:46:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: "If you sleep, the killer fairies will kill you." Zed said, joking.
  3032.  
  3033. oh
  3034. [5:47:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: welp
  3035. [5:47:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: "There are evil fairies behind ya..." Zed said. He then made a waffle appear in his hand.
  3036. ----
  3037. Zora turned and stuck her tounge out.
  3038. ----
  3039. "Aaah!" The fairies yelled. They so fell on the floor, dead, of a heart attack.
  3040.  
  3041. "Wew, that wush quek." Said Zed, eating the waffle.
  3042.  
  3043. oh okay
  3044. [5:48:13 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora whipped out her black DS Lite.
  3045.  
  3046. ah yes
  3047. [5:48:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: remember the days
  3048. [5:48:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: i dont even have that DS anymore
  3049. [5:48:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: it died
  3050. [5:49:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: my ds got the top cracked off
  3051. [5:49:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: now i have my purple 3DS
  3052. [5:49:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax whipped out hers.
  3053.  
  3054. "Catch me Shemi! And a Shiny Espeon." Jax laughed.
  3055.  
  3056. shaymin*
  3057. [5:50:23 PM] Zora Sexbang: "You welcome, BUT, who has his Pokemon must fight me!" Shedinja said.
  3058.  
  3059. "O RLY?" Zed asked.
  3060.  
  3061. "YA RLY."
  3062.  
  3063. "NO WAI!"
  3064.  
  3065. "Ya, you will."
  3066.  
  3067. *chokes on a meme chode*
  3068. [5:50:43 PM] Flareth Sexbang: we were always meme trash
  3069. [5:50:56 PM] Zora Sexbang: its like pepe is ramming his froggy dong down my throat
  3070. [5:51:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: a rare pepe i hope
  3071. [5:51:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: of course
  3072. [5:51:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: fresh from the pepe leaker
  3073. [5:52:12 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax woke up and grabbed her sword, dancing to Canned Heat.
  3074.  
  3075. Why the hell did you like this song so much
  3076. [5:52:23 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...napoleon dynamite
  3077. [5:52:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: ........ah
  3078. [5:52:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: havent heard that song in ages'
  3079. [5:53:07 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax drew up a computer, went on Youtube, and turned on the Naruto-Canned Heat AMV.
  3080.  
  3081. ...n-naruto
  3082. [5:53:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: faints
  3083. [5:54:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i forgot totally about this song
  3084. [5:54:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: naruto tho
  3085. [5:54:42 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i was trying to be cool
  3086. [5:56:32 PM | Edited 5:56:36 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Nah, I hit him with a fireball earlier... look at there!" Zed said, pointing to the remains of the Shedinja, slowly melting while saying TV Quotes.
  3087.  
  3088. FATALITY
  3089. [5:57:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: fireballs can't melt ghost bugs
  3090. [5:57:28 PM] Zora Sexbang: The fairies died of Fart Attack. Because Zed was doing fart noises.
  3091.  
  3092. oh come on zed thats gross
  3093. [5:57:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :3c
  3094. [5:57:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: you people farted more than kat does
  3095. [5:57:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: and his entire existence is farts and puns
  3096. [5:57:57 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ......yeah i could probably beat kat in a farting contest
  3097. [5:58:16 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh no
  3098. [5:58:34 PM] Markku: well
  3099. [5:58:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: Suddenly, an army of Garbage Men, commanded by the Elite Garbage Man appeared. "What you done to them? We were marrying those fairies!" Yelled the Elite one.
  3100. Zed laughed hard.
  3101.  
  3102. ....???????????
  3103. [5:58:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: https://twitter.com/ninjasexparty/status/614558285610487808
  3104. [5:59:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: about: me
  3105. [5:59:04 PM] Markku: majestic
  3106. [5:59:06 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i feel like that was an abwayax/izz meme
  3107. [6:00:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax started to slash. In Elite Garbage man's brain was Larissa.
  3108.  
  3109. ?????????????????????????????????????
  3110. [6:00:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...abwayax memes
  3111. [6:00:38 PM] Markku: ???????????????
  3112. [6:00:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that is an abwayax meme i know that
  3113. [6:00:55 PM] Zora Sexbang: who th fuck is larissa
  3114. [6:01:03 PM] Flareth Sexbang: think maybe she ended up over at
  3115. [6:01:04 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that one place
  3116. [6:01:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: oh THAT larissa
  3117. [6:01:17 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but i don't know
  3118. [6:01:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: maybe
  3119. [6:01:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: could be similar names
  3120. [6:01:29 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i have no idea
  3121. [6:01:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: the orange bread chick
  3122. [6:01:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: i remember
  3123. [6:01:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: who the fuck was she
  3124. [6:01:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ...........ornage
  3125. [6:01:40 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *ornage
  3126. [6:01:42 PM] Flareth Sexbang: *orange
  3127. [6:01:43 PM] Flareth Sexbang: bread
  3128. [6:01:51 PM] Flareth Sexbang: sounds familiar ye
  3129. [6:02:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: Soon, the whole army was defeated. Now, for Larissa.
  3130.  
  3131. "Hallo thar Larissa." Jax said.
  3132.  
  3133. She threw normal colored bread at her and she disappeared into purple smoke. She was thrown into the crazy world of Bollywood
  3134.  
  3135. ...b-bollywood
  3136. [6:02:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax started to weep.
  3137.  
  3138. "I miss my mom." Jax said.
  3139.  
  3140. aaaawwwww
  3141. [6:03:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  3142. [6:03:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but seriously
  3143. [6:03:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: what is going on
  3144. [6:03:52 PM] Zora Sexbang: i dont know
  3145. [6:03:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: if i knew i would tell you
  3146. [6:04:05 PM] Flareth Sexbang: was my mom in some sort of danger at that point which sunk into the rp
  3147. [6:04:09 PM] Flareth Sexbang: she's FINE BY THE BY
  3148. [6:04:24 PM] Zora Sexbang: i know we're in shrekworld and i know weird shit was happenin
  3149. [6:04:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: looks like now jax and zed are just losing confidence
  3150. [6:05:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: my babies
  3151. [6:05:48 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora was reminded of when she started this adventure, how mean and emo she was. She had changed since then, and now was a capable leader. She had guided them through the worst of times, even when she wasn't there. She got the one thing that could just bring them home. She knew what she had to do, and she wasn't going to give up, despite the threats of Dark Forms (Where is mine?) and evil creatures. She didn't fear death anymore. At one point, when she was in the Sacred Realm, she had wondered whether just to kill herself there and end the pain and suffering. Then she had gotten that message from the ghost, about the battle, and knew she was needed. She nodded for the door.
  3152. "Are we going to let some stupid whatever ruin our lives? Ore are we going to win and get home?" she asked confidently.
  3153.  
  3154. zorana givin herself a pep talk right off the bat
  3155. [6:06:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: 'didn't fear death' oh my god something that stayed canon
  3156. [6:06:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: she literally hangs around with Death
  3157. [6:06:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: perfect
  3158. [6:06:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: he is her career mentor
  3159. [6:07:02 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed psychically levitated. "Win is one of best words, in life, and since life needs words. Win, win, win!!!" He happily shouted.
  3160.  
  3161. zed knows what's up
  3162. [6:07:35 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Let's ride the Jax Mobile." Jax said.
  3163.  
  3164. The Preemient Car drove to them.
  3165.  
  3166. HEY FLARETH
  3167. [6:08:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: :D
  3168. [6:08:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&id=24158&tab=dragon&did=14145654
  3169. [6:08:37 PM] Flareth Sexbang: u mean this
  3170. [6:09:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes
  3171. [6:10:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Izz." she yelled.
  3172.  
  3173. The car started.
  3174.  
  3175. oh okay
  3176. [6:10:42 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  3177. [6:10:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that's how it works
  3178. [6:11:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Hmm...Spirited Away...a graveyard..." Jax said.
  3179.  
  3180. confession time: i have never seen that film
  3181. [6:11:41 PM] Flareth Sexbang: confession time: I've never finished that film
  3182. [6:11:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: welp
  3183. [6:11:56 PM] Markku: confession time: i don't think it's that good of a film
  3184. [6:12:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: glad we're on the same page
  3185. [6:12:38 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Are you two honestly THAT pathetic?" A voice out of nowhere said. The transparent figure of Esaul was hovering next to them.
  3186.  
  3187. he's a ghoooooooost
  3188. [6:12:41 PM] Zora Sexbang: he's a ghoooooooooooooooooooooost
  3189. [6:12:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: suck his diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
  3190. [6:12:51 PM] Zora Sexbang: he's a ghooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooost
  3191. [6:13:12 PM] Flareth Sexbang: lmao perfect
  3192. [6:13:25 PM] Markku: omg
  3193. [6:13:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: "ZE PREEMIENT CAR!" Jax yelled.
  3194.  
  3195. im the same
  3196. [6:14:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  3197. [6:15:26 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul looked off into the horizon. He saw the black moon coming up, but that wasn't what his attention was focused at. There was a figure moving across the desert, toward them. "Who..." He muttered.
  3198.  
  3199. who is she
  3200. [6:15:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: she's beauty and she's grace
  3201. [6:15:37 PM] Zora Sexbang: she's in a desert place
  3202. [6:15:58 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  3203. [6:16:15 PM] Zora Sexbang: "I don't know, bu-WHOA!" Esaul yelled. The figure had raised it's hand, and a huge. sandy structure came straight out of the ground. Esaul assumed that the figure had gone inside, because in a few seconds the structure went back underground. "What was THAT?!"
  3204.  
  3205. you tell us fuckboy
  3206. [6:16:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Explore?" Esaul asked, looking around. He bent down. "Er...Zora? This isn't sand."
  3207.  
  3208. you're in a desert
  3209. [6:17:01 PM] Zora Sexbang: what the fuck is it
  3210. [6:17:11 PM] Flareth Sexbang: oh dear
  3211. [6:17:14 PM] Zora Sexbang: "No...it's glass. And it's cracking. Run!" Esaul yelled, quickly running toward where the car should have been. "It's gone! The car's gone!" Esaul yelled, looking at the place where it had been earlier.
  3212.  
  3213. how?????????????
  3214. [6:17:30 PM] Flareth Sexbang: chaos magic
  3215. [6:18:18 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Holy Jesus McSassypants I don't know."
  3216.  
  3217. jesus mcsassypants
  3218. [6:18:20 PM] Zora Sexbang: i
  3219. [6:18:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: okay
  3220. [6:18:45 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ........jesus
  3221. [6:18:48 PM] Flareth Sexbang: mcsassypants
  3222. [6:20:00 PM] Zora Sexbang: so does that mean
  3223. [6:20:01 PM] Markku: well
  3224. [6:20:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: its not just jesus
  3225. [6:20:05 PM] Zora Sexbang: but
  3226. [6:20:09 PM] Zora Sexbang: jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-sus
  3227. [6:20:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: f u c k
  3228. [6:20:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: "And of course, we can't forget stampeding apples."
  3229.  
  3230. ?????
  3231. [6:21:34 PM] Flareth Sexbang: .......i immediately thought about the spongebob episode at the dance
  3232. [6:21:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: omg
  3233. [6:22:04 PM] Zora Sexbang: (I was thinking that we could go to the ORIGINAL Shrek world, where Shrek was awesome..yo)
  3234.  
  3235. yknow you did have a point
  3236. [6:22:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: our shrek was pretty different
  3237. [6:22:20 PM] Flareth Sexbang: but still awesome
  3238. [6:22:25 PM] Zora Sexbang: ye
  3239. [6:22:42 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Huh?" Jax asked, "Why's there a sign for Pikatown?"
  3240.  
  3241. the fuck is this
  3242. [6:23:27 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Why meeeeeeeeeeeeee???" Zora whined. Footsteps appeared in the background, and awesome Shrek came out.
  3243. "Wot're you doin' in mah swomp?"
  3244.  
  3245. *puts a gray sticker on my past self's forehead*
  3246. [6:23:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: 'i don't think u tried at all'
  3247. [6:23:47 PM] Flareth Sexbang: mg
  3248. [6:24:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Well, I'll call you fail, now. FAIL!" Zed said, mockingly.
  3249.  
  3250. r00d
  3251. [6:24:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: The dragon began to take off. A glowing portal formed, just by Zora thinking about it.
  3252. "How did I do that?"
  3253.  
  3254. your 'wondersage powers' probably
  3255. [6:25:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  3256. [6:25:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: (When will the RPG end. Because I wanna make this sad ending)
  3257.  
  3258.  
  3259. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  3260. [6:25:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: nah
  3261. [6:25:47 PM] Zora Sexbang: i remember that made me so fucking angry
  3262. [6:25:57 PM] Zora Sexbang: i /hated/ those kind of endings
  3263. [6:25:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: still do
  3264. [6:26:02 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....so do i actually
  3265. [6:26:16 PM] Flareth Sexbang: wait
  3266. [6:26:17 PM] Zora Sexbang: welp
  3267. [6:26:26 PM] Flareth Sexbang: when was the date i said that
  3268. [6:26:33 PM] Zora Sexbang: Aug 24 07 4:04 PM
  3269. [6:26:38 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ok
  3270. [6:27:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: nah that was too early to be the cause ok
  3271. [6:27:22 PM] Zora Sexbang: ?
  3272. [6:27:24 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i just was a dick apparently
  3273. [6:27:36 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i thought maybe that one episode of ed edd n eddy
  3274. [6:27:43 PM] Zora Sexbang: ohh
  3275. [6:27:45 PM] Flareth Sexbang: you know the one where it was meant to be the finale
  3276. [6:27:53 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i thought maybe that fucked me up
  3277. [6:27:59 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that fucked me up big time
  3278. [6:28:29 PM] Zora Sexbang: Esaul appeared and fell flat onto his face. "Oof." He muttered, on his knees.
  3279.  
  3280. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
  3281. [6:29:30 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zora examined the pedestals. She ran up to one of them, and put the green stone in it. The stone glowed rather brightly.
  3282. "I figured it out."
  3283.  
  3284. good jorb
  3285. [6:30:06 PM] Zora Sexbang: Zed psychically paralyzed himself in the air. "Now what?" He angrily asked.
  3286.  
  3287. ...how
  3288. [6:30:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: he's zed
  3289. [6:30:18 PM] Flareth Sexbang: he dont need a reason
  3290. [6:31:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: "Don't call me that." Dark Zora said.
  3291. "Why are you here?" Zora asked, "You look... Different."
  3292. It was true. Dark Zora now looked exactly like normal Zora, but with black hair.
  3293.  
  3294. ♫♪ reunited and it feels so good ♫♪
  3295. [6:31:46 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  3296. [6:32:10 PM] Zora Sexbang: "And this is where your journey comes to an end. This portal will take you home. However, Esaul must go first."
  3297.  
  3298. why, exactly?
  3299. [6:32:46 PM] Zora Sexbang: "OK, now you may go, he is restored." Dark Zora said, "I will be going with you."
  3300. "Back home?" Zora asked.
  3301. "Yes. I intend to go with and live with you." Dark Zora nodded toward the portal, "It's time for us to go."
  3302. The pair walked into it.
  3303.  
  3304. no shit sherlock
  3305. [6:32:58 PM] Zora Sexbang: Jax opened her eyes.
  3306.  
  3307. "Man." she said, "That was insane."
  3308.  
  3309. She yawned and stretched. She felt her back. The sword was still there.
  3310.  
  3311. "It was true." Jax said.
  3312.  
  3313. Jax End
  3314. [6:33:08 PM] Zora Sexbang: [when can I see you again plays over the credits]
  3315. [6:33:14 PM] Flareth Sexbang: that's not the true end
  3316. [6:33:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: post zed's end
  3317. [6:33:32 PM] Zora Sexbang: *record scratch*
  3318. [6:33:34 PM] Zora Sexbang: "We're back! Everyone's happy!" Zed yelled, jumping and hugging everyone.
  3319.  
  3320. Ze real end.
  3321. [6:33:40 PM] Zora Sexbang: *song starts again*
  3322. [6:33:54 PM] Flareth Sexbang: ....this was a journey
  3323. [6:34:44 PM] Zora Sexbang: yes it was
  3324. [6:35:09 PM] Markku: absolutely
  3325. [6:35:28 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i can't wait for bbl2
  3326. [6:35:59 PM] Zora Sexbang: that's gonna be a ride
  3327. [6:36:13 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes
  3328. [6:36:15 PM] Flareth Sexbang: yes it will
  3329. [6:36:19 PM] Flareth Sexbang: i just wanna hug you guys
  3330. [6:36:27 PM] Flareth Sexbang: you guys have fucking molded me
  3331. [6:36:31 PM] Zora Sexbang: <3
  3332. [6:36:33 PM] Markku: <3
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