The Cheap Cheep Cheep

Super Mario sighed as he stretched his arms. He then picked up the yellow alarm clock, by his bed, squinting at it as he then glanced at his calendar.

"February 21st, 2014..." Mario commented as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "Hmmm... something about that date makes me feel old, I don't know why..."

As Mario was trying to remember, a yellow Cheep Cheep suddenly crashed through the window, bouncing into Mario and making him smaller, once more turning him into Pathetic Mario.

"Darn it, not again!" Mario exclaimed as he grabbed a nearby regular mushroom and ate it, growing big and returning to Regular Mario, watching the yellow Cheep Cheep bouncing on the floor.

It was then that several more yellow Cheep Cheep flailed through the window, with Mario screaming as he was demoted back into Pathetic Mario. King Bowser Koopa was outside of Mario's house, laughing as he was ordering Petey Piranha to barf Cheep Cheeps at Mario's house, with Dry Bowser walking by as he folded his skeletal arms together.

"Did the author seriously take this old one shot and turn it into a story just to mess with Mario?" Dry Bowser asked as he blinked, standing in place before Bowser and Petey.

"Yep." Bowser smirked as he then grabbed Cheepskipper out of nowhere, holding him in his hands.

"You owe me one," Cheepskipper commented as he was chucked into Mario's house through the window by Bowser.

Mario groaned, emerging out of the pile of yellow Cheep Cheep as he rubbed his head with his right hand, his left eye twitching as he and the Cheep Cheep were squashed by Cheepskipper's giant body, with Mario losing a life as a result, getting a Game Over.

"Mamma mia..."