Eng Elephants

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♪ Oh, if I was a dog ♪

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♪ I would sleep all day ♪

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♪ Wouldn't let your
problems get in my way ♪

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♪ Yeah baby ♪

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♪ How sweet my life would be ♪

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♪ Things wouldn't be so bad ♪

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♪ If only I was a dog ♪

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♪ Oh, if I was a dog ♪

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♪ Wouldn't feel no shame ♪

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♪ Everything could go wrong ♪

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♪ But I still wouldn't get blamed ♪

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♪ Yeah baby ♪

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♪ How sweet my life would be ♪

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♪ And you wouldn't get so mad ♪

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♪ If only I was dog ♪

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♪ And I'd get all the
praise I could want ♪

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♪ Though I'm just chasin' my tail ♪

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♪ And I'd get locked up at the pound ♪

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♪ Don't even have to pay my own bail ♪

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♪ And the only thing I'd want
Is to run around outside ♪

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- Jimmy, Jimmy,

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stop dicking me around.

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You know they're not gonna go for that.

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- Kate, you
stop dicking me around.

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- It's all or nothing.

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We don't need your account, remember that.

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- The street says different, Kate.

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- Fine, I'll throw
in a dinner at Mastro's

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and show some extra cleavage
for the execs, how's that?

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- Great, how
low cut are we talking?

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- We got a deal, huh?

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- Eh, fine.

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- Sucker!

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Thanks, Jimmy, always a pleasure.

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See you Thursday.

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- Later, Killer.

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- Yes!

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♪ Wouldn't have to keep so clean ♪

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♪ If only I was a dog ♪

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- Hi, Peggy.

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Yeah, you still on for hot yoga?

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No, no, you know I can't
take Arnold's class.

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Every time he does
downward dog, I lose focus,

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and then he comes over
to straighten me out,

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it's like fuck me, you know?

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Don't be such a prude.

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I'll see you this weekend?

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All right, goodbye.

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Alexis, play nature sounds.

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Mmm.

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And we couldn't hire a
moving company because?

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See?

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It's a sign, right, Alexis?

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- I don't understand.

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- Of course you don't.

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- Long time, no see, Kate.

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Fuckin' not ideal.

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Come on, Kate.

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Kate?

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Kate?

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Kate?

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- What are you doing here, Lee?

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- Look, I-I-I know, I uh...

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LA has shit public transportation.

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But you'd be surprised where
six public buses and one

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shifty Mexican fa--
- Don't be cute.

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- I can't help it, it's inherent.

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- Oh!

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It's been three years, not five!

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- I'm sensing a little
more anger than excitement--

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- Stop being cute.

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- I got out early on good behavior, okay?

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Kate, Kate, I'm not a fucking psychopath.

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- You sure?

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Because a psychopath would
do something like, like,

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like show up at my house without giving me

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a fucking heads up!

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Why would you think that's okay?

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- Because it's you.

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- Lee, you can't be here.

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- Yeah, I know, I know.

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Slight problem with that, though.

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Uh, see, I may have told
my probation officer

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I was staying here, so--
- You did what?

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- Kate, look, I feel your concern, okay?

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Look, I, I really do, just,

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just hear me out -

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When I was riding on those six

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public buses and - and one
shifty Mexican farm truck,

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you know what I was -

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Fuck!

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Fuck, Kate!

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- Oh, shit.

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- So, you seeing anybody?

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- Well, that's blunt.

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No, not really.

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- Bit of a dry spell then, eh?

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That's all right, same here.

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- Oh, you didn't couple up in prison?

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Isn't that how tight little white boys

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like you survive in there?

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- Well, that's blunt.

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- No, did anyone fuck
you in the ass is blunt.

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- Yeah, yeah, I guess that's
a bit more blunt, sure.

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- So, did anyone fuck you in the ass?

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- Oh, of course, yeah.

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Only uh... only twice though.

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Oh come on, I'm not dumb, Kate.

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I uh... I joined the white
supremacists first thing,

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right when I got in there.

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- Well, I hear their health
benefits are just top notch.

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- Uh huh, yeah, and they
are gonna hook me up

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with a sweet gig as uh...

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some sort of rally organizer I guess.

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A little uh... a little
hazy on the details

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at the moment though.

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And uh...

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What about you?

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What's uh... What's Ms. Kate Caldwell

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doing in the Valley now, huh?

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You like it?

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- I'm an account manager
for a marketing company.

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So, yeah.

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- The fuck does that mean?

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- I take rich white men to dinner.

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- Holy shit, what happened?

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I mean, you used to be
overwhelmed by houses like this.

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- It's not exactly a mansion.

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- Certainly no Calabasas.

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- My mom downsized after dad died,

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and now I'm downsizing again.

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- Shit, I, uh...

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I'm sorry about your mom.

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- You're not, but thanks.

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- You still see right through me, huh?

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I tried though, huh?

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You see that, Kate?

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That was that was acting right there,

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yeah, I did a few stage plays
in uh... in uh, in jail.

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- Oh, so you're an actor
as well as a musician now?

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Impressive.
- Oh, yeah.

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Played Juliet in fact, yeah.

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Really uh, pulled from my experiences.

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You know, with the whole
tragic love story thing?

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- Lee, you can't stay here.

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- What are you, your fuckin' sister now?

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- Do you think Sandra would be as calm as

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I am right now?

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- Nope.

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But, I doubt she'd pepper spray me though.

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Speaking of, how is uh Sandra?

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- The same, only pregnant,
married to a square, John.

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- Wow, she certainly doesn't disappoint.

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- You're changing the subject.

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- I don't have anyone, but you.

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- Did you just quote Iron Man?

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- It was the only DVD they had in the pen.

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I pretty much memorized the whole thing.

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- I'm gonna regret this.

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Uh, you can sleep here one night.

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You got it?

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And you sleep on the
couch, you got that too?

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- Yeah, got it.

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Look, I'm a...

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I'm gonna be like a mouse, Kate.

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- Mm-hmm.

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- Like a fuckin', like a sleepy ninja.

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Yeah, I'm gonna be the
quietest house guest

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you have ever seen.

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- Yeah, that's what my last
Airbnb tenant said before

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I booted her.

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- What's a...

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What's an Airbnb?

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- You might have missed a few
things while you were away.

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Uh, shower's here.

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Don't drop the soap.

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Alexis, turn off nature sounds.

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- The fuck?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, haven't you seen 2001?

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Or Terminator?

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Oh my God, Tron?

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Kate, you can't trust machines.

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- Okay, John Connor.

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Uh, here's some of your old stuff.

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I, I figured you might need it.

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- Are you kidding me?

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Wow, I...

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I thought you would have
thrown this out by now.

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- I would have, I just forgot.

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Uh, so I made your bed, there.

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- Oh thanks, thanks.

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Hey, hey do you have anything to drink?

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You know, I was thinking

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I was thinking maybe we
could crack open a few beers?

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You know, reminisce
about the good old days?

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What do you say?

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- Uh... no, I don't, sorry.

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- Right, yeah.

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Uh, night, Kate.

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- Night, Lee.

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- Why didn't you come see me?

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When I was away, why...

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why didn't you visit?

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- Because you're bad for me, Lee.

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- Oh my God.

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- Yeah, just like a ninja.

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- How old are these?

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- Mmm, I already regret
letting you stay here tonight.

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Don't push it.

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- You said I could sleep here one night.

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I mean I haven't slept at all tonight.

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So for tomorrow night, I
would love it if we could

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pick up some butterscotch pudding.

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- Mmm.

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- I know, it's kind of
old school, but uh...

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they didn't have any in the
pen and fuck me if I didn't

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miss it by the end.

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- No, no, no, that was not the deal.

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- Ah, it's in the details, Kate.

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- Oh, I remember the details.

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- You don't remember anything.

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- I remember how uh...
you always used to wake up

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in the middle of the
night, looking for snacks.

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And because of that, how
I thought our apartment

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had mice the whole first
month we lived together.

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- Mm-hmm, and do you
remember what happened

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when we actually did have mice?

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- We had mice?

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- Plus, I don't recall you
hating my snack raids back then.

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- Yeah, 'cause you'd
come in like some sort

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of snack genie and wake me
up with a little tiny egg

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and cheese burrito every night.

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Who would hate that?

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I'm not hungry, but thanks.

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- I, uh...

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I also remember

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what used to happen after I woke you up.

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- Yeah, we didn't get a lot
of sleep back then, did we?

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- Uh.

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No.

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No, we did not.

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- Fuck.

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- Kate!

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Kate!

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You better be ready to
pack, or so help me God!

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Screw it, I'm coming in, Kate.

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Okay, here is the plan.

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I'm gonna pack up the kitchen; Utensils,

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appliances, et cetera, and
you are gonna bring the boxes

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into the garage because A, I'm pregnant,

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and B, I'm pregnant.

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Of course you're not ready.

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Oh, and look, you didn't pack
anything last night either.

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Fantastic!

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- Mm, good morning, Sandra.

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- Is it?

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- Oh, fuck me!

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- Because I woke up,
like I do every day now,

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and vomited a literal quart
size into a convenient

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bucket that's next to my bed
due to the fact that I can't

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make it to the bathroom anymore.

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By the way, ants, Kate.

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Then, I spent 35 minutes

264
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,331
35 minutes, Kate,

265
00:16:06,337 --> 00:16:08,014
in our local kosher bakery just,

266
00:16:08,015 --> 00:16:10,715
just inhaling because I can't
eat chocolate right now.

267
00:16:10,716 --> 00:16:12,410
- For the record, you
can eat chocolate cake,

268
00:16:12,411 --> 00:16:13,354
you just choose not to.

269
00:16:13,355 --> 00:16:14,596
- No, chocolate has caffeine,

270
00:16:14,597 --> 00:16:15,447
which is bad for the baby.

271
00:16:15,447 --> 00:16:16,280
- There's such a thing as moderation.

272
00:16:16,281 --> 00:16:19,823
- And then, I come here to
find my ever prompt sister

273
00:16:20,173 --> 00:16:22,851
not at all ready for a
pre-arranged day of packing,

274
00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:26,059
one of which I took a
personal day off of work for,

275
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,887
and I only get five of those.

276
00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,067
- Oh, no.

277
00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:32,990
- Yes, Kate, only five.

278
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,991
- When an elephant
returns to its herd after

279
00:16:34,992 --> 00:16:38,417
being absent for a long
time, the herd will scream,

280
00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:41,750
urinate, and defecate in celebration.

281
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,907
Ah, it's still better
than pepper spray, though.

282
00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:45,718
- You know what?

283
00:16:45,719 --> 00:16:47,527
The plan is the same.

284
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:51,984
I'll pack the kitchen,
you lift boxes, okay?

285
00:16:51,985 --> 00:16:54,391
- Can you believe they didn't
have Boston creme, huh?

286
00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:56,181
W-what sort of Turkish-owned,

287
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,937
Latino-fuckin'-operated,
Jewish bakery doesn't have

288
00:16:58,938 --> 00:17:00,355
an Irish class...

289
00:17:02,906 --> 00:17:04,323
Hey, Sandra.

290
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,274
You are looking lovely
for a pregnant lass.

291
00:17:10,277 --> 00:17:12,735
Uh, to be honest, I didn't
know you'd be joining us,

292
00:17:12,736 --> 00:17:14,614
so I didn't get you a
coffee, I'm, I'm sorry,

293
00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:16,300
but you know what?

294
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,801
You can have mine.

295
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,878
A-actually, I hear caffeine
is bad for babies anyways,

296
00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:24,129
so I'll just keep it, okay?

297
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,746
Mmm, it's pretty good.

298
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,398
- What the fuck?

299
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,236
- Nice to see you too, by the way.

300
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,583
- Shut the fuck up, Lee.

301
00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:54,584
- Got it.

302
00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:01,579
So, Sandra, I hear uh... you
know I hear you're married

303
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,882
to a square now, how's that?

304
00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:05,633
- So, you're fucking him already?

305
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:09,224
Oh my God, you are fucking him already!

306
00:18:09,225 --> 00:18:10,392
Kate, come on!

307
00:18:12,102 --> 00:18:13,336
- Good luck.

308
00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:16,631
- What are you thinking, Kate?

309
00:18:16,632 --> 00:18:19,260
What the fuck are you thinking?

310
00:18:19,261 --> 00:18:21,930
- I told him he could stay
here for one night, Sandra.

311
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:23,325
He-he needed a place to sleep,

312
00:18:23,326 --> 00:18:24,641
what was I supposed to do?

313
00:18:24,642 --> 00:18:26,369
- Fucking pepper spray him.

314
00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:27,233
- I fucking did!

315
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,395
- You did what?

316
00:18:28,396 --> 00:18:29,592
- Hey, Sandra?

317
00:18:29,593 --> 00:18:31,375
- Lee, shut up, and stop blowing smoke

318
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:32,678
into my dead mother's house!

319
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,339
- Shit, yeah I'm real sorry about that.

320
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,877
- Yeah, no you're not, Lee.

321
00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:36,711
- Fair enough.

322
00:18:36,712 --> 00:18:40,544
Uh, you know, since
you're pregnant and sober,

323
00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:44,948
yeah, I'm uh... I'm gonna need your piss.

324
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:48,958
Only for three to six
months though, you know?

325
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:51,723
Probation and what not, you know?

326
00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:53,672
- You know he's gonna end up
back in prison in less than

327
00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:54,779
a year, right?

328
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,965
- That might be a bit optimistic.

329
00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:57,966
- Listen.

330
00:18:58,731 --> 00:19:01,387
You can't make this work.

331
00:19:01,388 --> 00:19:02,368
Okay?

332
00:19:02,369 --> 00:19:05,218
I know, I know you think
you can, but you can't.

333
00:19:05,219 --> 00:19:06,249
- Oh, I can make this work.

334
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,682
- No, that's not what I said, I--

335
00:19:07,683 --> 00:19:09,183
- You literally just said that.

336
00:19:09,184 --> 00:19:11,146
- I didn't say you can't
make this work, I said,

337
00:19:11,147 --> 00:19:13,025
you can't make this work.

338
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:13,859
There is a difference.

339
00:19:13,859 --> 00:19:14,732
- Okay, you know what, Sandra?

340
00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:16,122
Stop playing mom here for a hot second,

341
00:19:16,146 --> 00:19:18,272
and let me worry about what
I can and can't do, okay?

342
00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:19,220
Hey, Lee.

343
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,053
- Yeah?

344
00:19:20,054 --> 00:19:23,606
- You can stay here until
you find a permanent place.

345
00:19:23,607 --> 00:19:24,774
- Hey, Sandra.

346
00:19:25,877 --> 00:19:28,794
I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee.

347
00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:31,295
The humdrum-vee is back there.

348
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,157
- He's quoting Iron Man.

349
00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:35,165
- Dear God.

350
00:19:38,414 --> 00:19:41,369
♪ What you gonna do ♪

351
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:44,647
- I am taking these bananas with me!

352
00:19:44,648 --> 00:19:45,815
- Bye, Sandra!

353
00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,022
Nice.

354
00:19:49,023 --> 00:19:50,650
- You're still sleeping on the couch.

355
00:19:50,651 --> 00:19:52,668
And you're helping me pack up
this house while you're here.

356
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:53,652
Got it?

357
00:19:53,653 --> 00:19:54,918
- Loud and clear.

358
00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,771
- And you need to start
looking for a place, today.

359
00:19:56,772 --> 00:19:57,828
Got that too?

360
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,579
- Exceptionally loud.

361
00:20:01,859 --> 00:20:03,109
Somewhat clear.

362
00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,571
Like I said, somewhat clear.

363
00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:08,920
Oh, jeez.

364
00:20:08,921 --> 00:20:11,882
Yeah, Westside Rentals
costs only 69 bucks.

365
00:20:11,883 --> 00:20:14,093
Wow, that's a fuckin'
bargain if you ask me.

366
00:20:14,094 --> 00:20:16,256
Oh wait, they only take credit card.

367
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,696
Uh, do you mind if I use yours?

368
00:20:17,697 --> 00:20:18,530
- Fine.

369
00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:19,530
- Great, thank you!

370
00:20:21,713 --> 00:20:23,058
Holy moley!

371
00:20:23,059 --> 00:20:24,244
- Did you just say holy moley?

372
00:20:24,245 --> 00:20:25,078
- Yeah.

373
00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:26,665
- Never say that again.
- Okay.

374
00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:28,916
- Kenny, long time no talk.

375
00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:31,419
Did you talk to Sarah?

376
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,420
Go figure.

377
00:20:33,354 --> 00:20:34,501
Couch.

378
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:35,479
Couch.

379
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,871
Couch!

380
00:20:36,872 --> 00:20:41,502
♪ Said I'm going to the river
and I'll walk it up and down ♪

381
00:20:41,503 --> 00:20:42,336
♪ I don't find ♪

382
00:20:42,337 --> 00:20:44,073
- Did you get any sleep last night?

383
00:20:44,074 --> 00:20:45,946
You're looking a bit haggard.

384
00:20:45,947 --> 00:20:47,917
- Haggard is in, Kate.

385
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:48,918
Get with it.

386
00:20:54,301 --> 00:20:55,618
Like this?

387
00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:57,751
- Uh-uh.

388
00:20:57,754 --> 00:20:58,917
- Oh, fuck.

389
00:20:58,918 --> 00:21:00,976
- I was thinking about
maybe buying a new guitar.

390
00:21:00,977 --> 00:21:03,288
And there's a, there's a
great one online for only,

391
00:21:03,289 --> 00:21:05,216
no way, 250 bucks?

392
00:21:05,217 --> 00:21:06,226
Wow!

393
00:21:06,227 --> 00:21:07,927
Uh, can I please use your credit card?

394
00:21:07,928 --> 00:21:10,951
- Don't even think about it.

395
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,575
- Elephants can use
their trunks to paint.

396
00:21:27,576 --> 00:21:29,426
And they obviously love it.

397
00:21:29,427 --> 00:21:31,968
Also, when they get tired
of holding their trunks up,

398
00:21:31,969 --> 00:21:34,495
they rest them on their tusks.

399
00:21:34,496 --> 00:21:35,929
Fucking adorable.

400
00:21:38,895 --> 00:21:40,630
- Do something with this, please.

401
00:21:40,631 --> 00:21:41,798
Pack it, something.

402
00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:42,799
Oh!

403
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,927
You just hurt my pride.

404
00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:49,819
- What?

405
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:51,347
What is this stuff doing here, huh?

406
00:21:51,348 --> 00:21:53,150
This should be like, like
fuckin' front and center

407
00:21:53,151 --> 00:21:54,820
of the house, Kate.

408
00:21:54,821 --> 00:21:58,193
Oh my God, look at the, you've
ruined the paintbrushes.

409
00:21:58,194 --> 00:21:59,027
Why?

410
00:21:59,028 --> 00:22:00,856
- I don't know, I
haven't painted in years.

411
00:22:00,857 --> 00:22:01,692
- Why?

412
00:22:01,693 --> 00:22:02,859
You're amazing, Kate.

413
00:22:02,860 --> 00:22:04,253
Huh, why did you stop painting?

414
00:22:04,254 --> 00:22:06,621
Actually, you know,
elephants can paint too?

415
00:22:06,622 --> 00:22:07,850
- So I've heard.

416
00:22:07,851 --> 00:22:08,707
- Oh yeah?

417
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:11,835
- I don't know, I just lost
interest I guess, I dunno.

418
00:22:11,836 --> 00:22:13,575
- Well that's a terrible answer.

419
00:22:13,576 --> 00:22:14,409
- Mm-hmm.

420
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:16,430
- I mean as far as answers,
that's probably fucking

421
00:22:16,431 --> 00:22:20,693
subpar, at best.

422
00:22:20,694 --> 00:22:21,777
Unbelievable.

423
00:22:27,309 --> 00:22:28,888
- Hey.

424
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,007
- Hey?

425
00:22:30,008 --> 00:22:30,841
You've been ignoring my calls.

426
00:22:30,841 --> 00:22:31,750
What's going on?

427
00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:32,750
- Um...

428
00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,653
Now's not really a great time.

429
00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:36,487
Can I, can I call you later?

430
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:37,503
- Now's not a great time?

431
00:22:37,504 --> 00:22:38,531
Okay, awesome.

432
00:22:38,532 --> 00:22:39,674
- Psst, psst.

433
00:22:39,675 --> 00:22:41,110
- What, you have someone else?

434
00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,133
You already found another guy?

435
00:22:42,134 --> 00:22:43,406
Who is he?
- No, no, no, no.

436
00:22:43,407 --> 00:22:46,906
No, I don't, I just I'll
call you later, okay?

437
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,574
- Wow, okay.

438
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,784
- Everything okay?

439
00:22:50,785 --> 00:22:52,044
- Okay.

440
00:22:52,045 --> 00:22:55,079
Yeah, Sandra's just being Sandra.

441
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:55,913
- Ah, she means well.

442
00:22:55,914 --> 00:22:57,713
- Yeah, right.

443
00:22:57,714 --> 00:22:59,055
Um...

444
00:22:59,056 --> 00:23:02,345
Hey I'm gonna go get changed for work.

445
00:23:02,346 --> 00:23:03,211
- Okay.

446
00:23:03,212 --> 00:23:05,086
- So I'll see you later, okay?

447
00:23:05,087 --> 00:23:06,186
- Yeah.

448
00:23:06,187 --> 00:23:09,461
- I made dinner reservations for tonight.

449
00:23:09,462 --> 00:23:10,734
I'm feeling Thai.

450
00:23:10,735 --> 00:23:13,594
- You mean like, go out
kind of dinner reservations?

451
00:23:13,595 --> 00:23:14,595
- Uh... Yeah?

452
00:23:16,016 --> 00:23:16,849
- Mm-hmm.

453
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,267
- Are you okay?

454
00:23:18,268 --> 00:23:19,689
- Yeah, it's fine.

455
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:20,810
- Okay.

456
00:23:20,811 --> 00:23:21,811
Ow.

457
00:23:22,983 --> 00:23:24,693
I'll see you later.

458
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,587
Pick that up.

459
00:23:26,588 --> 00:23:27,588
- Okay.

460
00:23:37,922 --> 00:23:38,922
Wow.

461
00:23:40,308 --> 00:23:41,808
- What's going on?

462
00:23:42,917 --> 00:23:46,921
- Well, I uh... I know you
made reservations, but,

463
00:23:46,922 --> 00:23:50,198
you know, I was thinking this
could be kind of romantic.

464
00:23:50,199 --> 00:23:52,474
Plus, I got Thai food.

465
00:23:54,756 --> 00:23:57,339
- I said I haven't painted in--

466
00:23:57,743 --> 00:23:59,209
- Okay, no, time out, time out, Kate.

467
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,690
Look, look, I became a bit
of Monet when I was in jail.

468
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:05,730
Okay, so this is just me being selfish.

469
00:24:05,731 --> 00:24:07,231
Please, after you.

470
00:24:10,564 --> 00:24:13,742
- You sure did develop a
lot of hobbies in prison.

471
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:14,602
- Skills, Kate.

472
00:24:14,603 --> 00:24:16,409
Not hobbies, skills.

473
00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:19,747
One of which I'm gonna show you now.

474
00:24:19,748 --> 00:24:20,748
You ready?

475
00:24:21,490 --> 00:24:22,490
- Maybe.

476
00:24:23,542 --> 00:24:24,559
This is going to be terrible,

477
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,006
just so we're both clear on this, right?

478
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,363
- Speak for yourself.

479
00:24:28,364 --> 00:24:30,673
♪ The sun is down, damn it's cold ♪

480
00:24:30,674 --> 00:24:33,754
♪ And I'm waiting for that
winter to be done once more ♪

481
00:24:33,929 --> 00:24:34,762
- Cheers.

482
00:24:34,866 --> 00:24:35,866
- Cheers.

483
00:24:41,597 --> 00:24:43,106
- This one?
- Mm-hmm.

484
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,979
- You sure?
- Uh huh.

485
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:48,411
♪ Wondering if I could
talk to anybody I know ♪

486
00:24:48,412 --> 00:24:49,530
♪ Another day is done ♪

487
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:50,531
- What?

488
00:24:54,239 --> 00:24:56,423
I give up, I'm done.

489
00:24:56,424 --> 00:24:57,424
Fork it is.

490
00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:00,321
- How was your day?

491
00:25:00,322 --> 00:25:01,674
You find a spot?

492
00:25:01,675 --> 00:25:04,701
- You know, a few promising locales.

493
00:25:04,702 --> 00:25:06,369
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

494
00:25:08,561 --> 00:25:09,864
No.

495
00:25:13,658 --> 00:25:14,491
Uh, what's the matter?

496
00:25:14,491 --> 00:25:15,395
You're not, you're not thirsty?

497
00:25:15,396 --> 00:25:17,159
Come on, you gotta catch up, Kate.

498
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,256
- I um, no I think I had a
little too much coffee today.

499
00:25:19,257 --> 00:25:20,475
My stomach's a little off.

500
00:25:20,476 --> 00:25:21,809
- Suit yourself.

501
00:25:23,175 --> 00:25:28,175
♪ It's two more days and
three more, I'm still here ♪

502
00:25:29,139 --> 00:25:32,070
♪ And I've been sleeping
in my car and I've got no ♪

503
00:25:32,071 --> 00:25:33,590
- And.

504
00:25:33,591 --> 00:25:34,607
Done.

505
00:25:34,608 --> 00:25:35,447
- Already?

506
00:25:35,447 --> 00:25:36,351
- Okay.

507
00:25:36,352 --> 00:25:38,426
Okay, look, okay.

508
00:25:38,427 --> 00:25:40,784
I don't want you to be
disappointed because you

509
00:25:40,785 --> 00:25:43,182
had professional painter training.

510
00:25:43,183 --> 00:25:44,456
- It's not called painter training.

511
00:25:44,457 --> 00:25:47,375
- And-and-and professional
horseback riding training,

512
00:25:47,376 --> 00:25:49,920
and professional high diving training.

513
00:25:49,921 --> 00:25:53,227
- Can I see the damn picture or not?

514
00:25:53,228 --> 00:25:57,388
♪ And I'll tell you what I've
been doing all this time ♪

515
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:02,139
♪ Just waiting for that sun to be reborn ♪

516
00:26:03,314 --> 00:26:04,740
- Just show me.

517
00:26:04,741 --> 00:26:06,855
♪ You turned away, when
I was asking you please ♪

518
00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:10,818
♪ Baby, now I feel like I
got some kind of disease ♪

519
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:15,819
♪ Bless your heart, but I'm
just falling apart over you ♪

520
00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:21,046
- It's great.

521
00:26:23,104 --> 00:26:24,437
It's great, Lee.

522
00:26:28,271 --> 00:26:29,708
- It's not bad.

523
00:26:29,709 --> 00:26:31,401
It's okay, you know.
- Yeah?

524
00:26:31,402 --> 00:26:33,168
- It's got a little... It's
got a little smudge on it--

525
00:26:33,169 --> 00:26:34,002
- What are you doing?

526
00:26:34,003 --> 00:26:35,226
Stop!
- It's kinda fuckin'...

527
00:26:35,235 --> 00:26:39,012
What Kate, it's called, it's
called modern art, Kate.

528
00:26:39,013 --> 00:26:40,915
Come on, you gotta get with it.

529
00:26:43,658 --> 00:26:45,146
That was a terrible decision.
- You're a dick.

530
00:26:45,147 --> 00:26:46,500
No, no!

531
00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:48,084
No, no, no, no, no!

532
00:26:52,497 --> 00:26:55,526
♪ Now I'd be fine if I
could forget get your name ♪

533
00:26:55,527 --> 00:26:58,572
♪ Tryin' to keep my head
but I've been goin' insane ♪

534
00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:03,573
♪ But that setting sun leaves
my heart on that ground ♪

535
00:27:37,037 --> 00:27:39,420
- Hey, where you going?

536
00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:44,058
- Oh, good morning.

537
00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:46,980
- Oh my God!

538
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:48,013
- What?

539
00:28:48,013 --> 00:28:48,935
- What the hell are you making?

540
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,398
- Oh, you ever had spread?

541
00:28:50,399 --> 00:28:51,537
- That looks like vomit.

542
00:28:51,538 --> 00:28:54,878
- Well, you are gonna love it, okay?

543
00:28:54,879 --> 00:28:55,712
- Ugh!

544
00:28:55,713 --> 00:28:57,387
- Mmm, oh!

545
00:28:57,479 --> 00:28:58,703
Mmm!

546
00:28:58,704 --> 00:29:00,067
Okay, you might not hate it.

547
00:29:00,068 --> 00:29:02,901
- I am absolutely not eating that.

548
00:29:04,165 --> 00:29:05,397
Ugh.

549
00:29:05,398 --> 00:29:09,704
Come on, we should, we should
go for a hike or something.

550
00:29:09,705 --> 00:29:12,272
We'll make fun of people at Runyon.

551
00:29:12,273 --> 00:29:14,922
I'll even be extra
Hollywood and buy us juice.

552
00:29:14,923 --> 00:29:16,554
- I think I'm okay, Kate.

553
00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:19,157
I didn't really get into
hiking when I was in jail.

554
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,593
- Not one of your new skills?

555
00:29:20,594 --> 00:29:22,538
- The hills were a bit too small there.

556
00:29:24,807 --> 00:29:25,925
- Well, come on.

557
00:29:25,926 --> 00:29:28,059
We should get out of the house.

558
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,591
It'll be good for you.

559
00:29:29,592 --> 00:29:31,675
- I don't wanna go, okay?

560
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,160
- I'll be with you, it's fine.

561
00:29:36,161 --> 00:29:37,389
- Kate, I'm not going.

562
00:29:37,390 --> 00:29:39,021
What are you, deaf?

563
00:29:39,022 --> 00:29:40,816
- Uh... Lee, I heard you.

564
00:29:40,817 --> 00:29:43,595
I-I-I just think you're being stubborn.

565
00:29:43,596 --> 00:29:46,544
- Kate, I'm not fucking going.

566
00:29:46,545 --> 00:29:49,516
- Lee.
- Kate, I'm not fucking going!

567
00:29:49,517 --> 00:29:50,876
- What is your problem?

568
00:29:50,877 --> 00:29:51,867
- What is my problem?

569
00:29:51,868 --> 00:29:53,453
Y-you're trying to shove
some dumbass hiking trip

570
00:29:53,454 --> 00:29:55,038
down my throat when I already told you,

571
00:29:55,039 --> 00:29:58,442
very politely, that I'm not
interested in going, okay?

572
00:29:58,443 --> 00:29:59,473
Thanks for breakfast.

573
00:29:59,474 --> 00:30:03,239
- Holy shit, okay, you
need to calm down, okay?

574
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,240
Fucking wow.

575
00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:07,881
When was the last time you decompressed?

576
00:30:07,882 --> 00:30:08,984
Fuck.

577
00:30:08,985 --> 00:30:11,693
- Oh, I don't know three years ago?

578
00:30:15,173 --> 00:30:18,296
This weed is so stale.

579
00:30:18,297 --> 00:30:19,820
- Yeah, I haven't really
smoked in a while either.

580
00:30:19,821 --> 00:30:23,191
- Yeah, I'm definitely gonna
need your sister's piss now.

581
00:30:23,192 --> 00:30:27,442
No, I'm fuckin' serious.

582
00:30:34,818 --> 00:30:36,318
- I've missed you.

583
00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:42,375
- Why didn't you come see me?

584
00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:44,382
- I told you--
- Kate, Kate,

585
00:30:44,383 --> 00:30:46,771
that was a cop-out, okay? That was a...

586
00:30:46,772 --> 00:30:49,028
That was a fuckin' Hallmark card, okay?

587
00:30:49,029 --> 00:30:51,446
That was, uh--
- Because I...

588
00:30:53,308 --> 00:30:57,245
I was afraid I'd waste my
life waiting for you, and,

589
00:30:57,246 --> 00:31:00,064
I knew if I came to see you, even once,

590
00:31:00,065 --> 00:31:02,459
that's exactly what I'd do.

591
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,960
- You never even called, Kate.

592
00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:09,741
For the first few months, I
thought we were still dating.

593
00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:13,742
And that maybe, that maybe
you were just pissed.

594
00:31:15,119 --> 00:31:18,369
And then I started to
buy into this conspiracy

595
00:31:18,370 --> 00:31:21,635
that this warden had it out
for me and was stopping me from

596
00:31:21,636 --> 00:31:24,053
contacting the outside world.

597
00:31:26,670 --> 00:31:28,961
- When'd you figure it out?

598
00:31:28,962 --> 00:31:31,918
- My mother called me, asking for money.

599
00:31:31,919 --> 00:31:36,844
So I told her I was away and
working for 93 cents a day.

600
00:31:36,845 --> 00:31:38,928
- What'd she say to that?

601
00:31:40,253 --> 00:31:42,023
- "I'll take what I can get."

602
00:31:44,821 --> 00:31:46,200
Oh my God,

603
00:31:46,201 --> 00:31:47,813
you're laughing at my
drug-addicted mother?

604
00:31:47,814 --> 00:31:48,647
- I swear, I'm not.

605
00:31:48,648 --> 00:31:50,705
I'm not.
- Wow, Kate, wow!

606
00:31:50,706 --> 00:31:52,416
Wow, it shows how much
you know a person, huh?

607
00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,167
- Seriously, I'm not.

608
00:31:59,103 --> 00:32:00,436
I went to rehab.

609
00:32:02,859 --> 00:32:04,109
After you left.

610
00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:09,175
For alcohol, mostly.

611
00:32:26,847 --> 00:32:28,526
It was the only way I could stop myself

612
00:32:28,527 --> 00:32:30,444
from coming to see you.

613
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:41,120
It seemed like a good idea,
until, you know, it wasn't.

614
00:32:59,809 --> 00:33:03,726
Lee, what I said before,
that wasn't a cop-out.

615
00:33:04,728 --> 00:33:06,228
You're bad for me.

616
00:33:09,564 --> 00:33:11,886
It's definitely a dog.
- This one?

617
00:33:11,887 --> 00:33:12,887
- Yes.

618
00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:17,127
- Okay.

619
00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:18,514
- Oh my God!
- What?

620
00:33:18,515 --> 00:33:19,995
- We should get a dog!

621
00:33:19,996 --> 00:33:20,834
- Fuck yeah!

622
00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:21,999
- We should get a dog.
- Really?

623
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,290
- Yes.
- I want a dog so bad.

624
00:33:24,291 --> 00:33:26,198
- And we shall name him--

625
00:33:26,199 --> 00:33:29,807
- Murphy, I wanna call him Murphy.

626
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,192
- Yeah, but maybe--

627
00:33:31,193 --> 00:33:33,098
- Maybe not that name though.
- Yeah, it's a good name.

628
00:33:33,099 --> 00:33:34,099
- Why?

629
00:33:36,297 --> 00:33:39,297
Okay, we can call it something else.

630
00:33:43,946 --> 00:33:46,656
- It looks like a taco, it
doesn't really look like

631
00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:47,718
a dog anymore.

632
00:33:47,719 --> 00:33:52,719
♪ I won't give up 'til you
give your love back to me ♪

633
00:33:53,758 --> 00:33:58,258
♪ And I'm holdin' you here in my arms ♪

634
00:34:18,138 --> 00:34:19,138
- Hey.

635
00:34:20,163 --> 00:34:21,163
- Hey.

636
00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:29,691
Blow.

637
00:34:30,441 --> 00:34:32,178
Just do it, blow.

638
00:34:32,179 --> 00:34:33,179
Come on.

639
00:34:34,150 --> 00:34:35,275
Harder.

640
00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:41,210
Put it on.

641
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:42,245
- Thank you.

642
00:34:43,185 --> 00:34:44,435
It's so pretty.

643
00:34:59,077 --> 00:35:00,077
I love you.

644
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,874
- I'm surprised you're keeping up at all

645
00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,345
with you in the throes of toxic love.

646
00:35:06,346 --> 00:35:07,567
- You're being dramatic.

647
00:35:07,568 --> 00:35:09,528
- I am not, and you know it.

648
00:35:09,529 --> 00:35:11,935
I assume you're supporting him too?

649
00:35:11,936 --> 00:35:12,769
- No.
- No?

650
00:35:12,770 --> 00:35:13,856
Hmm.

651
00:35:13,857 --> 00:35:14,858
- Sometimes.

652
00:35:14,859 --> 00:35:16,868
- Oh, sometimes, hmm.

653
00:35:16,869 --> 00:35:18,111
- I don't need money, Sandra.

654
00:35:18,112 --> 00:35:19,701
- Hey, I don't recall you complaining

655
00:35:19,702 --> 00:35:21,406
when dad used to put money
in your account every month.

656
00:35:21,407 --> 00:35:23,577
It's just, you know, did Lee ever wonder

657
00:35:23,578 --> 00:35:25,202
how you two paid rent?

658
00:35:25,203 --> 00:35:27,046
- I told him I sold my
body on the streets.

659
00:35:27,047 --> 00:35:28,370
- Kate, come on now.

660
00:35:28,371 --> 00:35:30,454
You guys are spending every day together.

661
00:35:30,455 --> 00:35:32,783
I don't even like to see John that much.

662
00:35:32,784 --> 00:35:33,998
- Well that sounds like
a personal problem.

663
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:35,099
- This isn't a joke, Kate.

664
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,945
This is exactly what happened last time.

665
00:35:36,946 --> 00:35:39,617
Lee Riley came along, and poof,

666
00:35:39,618 --> 00:35:40,920
the world lost Kate Caldwell.

667
00:35:40,921 --> 00:35:42,994
Actually, Peggy called me the other day

668
00:35:42,995 --> 00:35:44,235
to ask where you've been lately.

669
00:35:44,236 --> 00:35:45,455
- Oh, Peggy's a prude.

670
00:35:45,456 --> 00:35:46,289
- Kate!

671
00:35:46,290 --> 00:35:47,691
- I bet her and John would get along.

672
00:35:47,692 --> 00:35:48,683
Maybe if she's bored, they can hang out.

673
00:35:48,683 --> 00:35:49,635
- You know what?

674
00:35:49,636 --> 00:35:51,082
Do you want me to have a miscarriage?

675
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,113
Is that what you want?

676
00:35:52,114 --> 00:35:53,440
'Cause that's what I think you want.

677
00:35:53,441 --> 00:35:55,221
- No, but if you want one,
I can refer you to a few

678
00:35:55,222 --> 00:35:56,570
places that could help you out with that.

679
00:35:56,571 --> 00:36:00,099
- I sincerely hope you're joking.

680
00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:02,433
So, everything's great then?

681
00:36:04,069 --> 00:36:06,436
Lee's a changed man?

682
00:36:06,997 --> 00:36:09,958
You're back to not wearing a
bra, like it's fucking 2014?

683
00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:10,896
Fantastic, Kate.

684
00:36:10,897 --> 00:36:12,733
- I am not gonna end up in rehab again,

685
00:36:12,734 --> 00:36:14,732
if that's what you're thinking.

686
00:36:14,733 --> 00:36:16,749
- So you're still sober?

687
00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:17,907
- Of course.

688
00:36:17,908 --> 00:36:21,161
- And you don't need those
silly little AA meetings, right?

689
00:36:21,162 --> 00:36:22,757
That's why you haven't been going?

690
00:36:22,758 --> 00:36:24,885
- You shouldn't spy on people, thank you.

691
00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:26,858
- Well, two weeks ago, you
would have had that house

692
00:36:26,859 --> 00:36:28,432
packed no problem, Kate.

693
00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:29,812
- Okay, I will get the house packed.

694
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:30,977
Would you calm down?

695
00:36:30,978 --> 00:36:32,483
Besides.

696
00:36:32,484 --> 00:36:33,724
I don't know, it's not like it used to be.

697
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:37,162
Lee and I are, we're good,
we're better than good.

698
00:36:37,163 --> 00:36:38,830
We're communicating.

699
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:43,040
- You're communicating?
- Mm-hmm.

700
00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:44,677
- Okay.
- Yeah.

701
00:36:44,678 --> 00:36:45,678
- Prove it.

702
00:36:46,645 --> 00:36:49,608
I am having my boss over
for dinner tomorrow,

703
00:36:49,609 --> 00:36:53,278
and he has specifically asked to meet you.

704
00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:54,446
So!
- Okay.

705
00:36:55,318 --> 00:36:59,793
- Bring Lee and
we will see how he does.

706
00:37:00,548 --> 00:37:01,548
- Mm-hmm.

707
00:37:03,342 --> 00:37:04,819
- Is he gonna have a problem with that?

708
00:37:04,820 --> 00:37:05,970
- No, not at all.

709
00:37:05,971 --> 00:37:07,060
- No?
- Mm-mmm.

710
00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:08,978
- Okay, good.
- Mm-hmm.

711
00:37:09,829 --> 00:37:11,811
- Oh God.
- Tomorrow.

712
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:12,830
8:00 p.m.

713
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:15,172
Don't be late, please.

714
00:37:15,173 --> 00:37:16,006
- I won't.

715
00:37:16,006 --> 00:37:16,839
- Okay.

716
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,083
I'll see you then.

717
00:37:18,084 --> 00:37:20,276
And don't forget to wear a bra, Kate!

718
00:37:20,277 --> 00:37:22,777
- I'll wear a bra.
- Love you!

719
00:37:26,871 --> 00:37:28,535
♪ Oh, if I was dog ♪

720
00:37:28,536 --> 00:37:30,570
♪ Wouldn't wear no button up shirt ♪

721
00:37:30,571 --> 00:37:31,587
♪ I'd just spend all my days ♪

722
00:37:31,588 --> 00:37:33,180
- What the fuck?

723
00:37:33,188 --> 00:37:34,829
♪ Rollin' round in the dirt ♪

724
00:37:38,396 --> 00:37:39,531
Okay.

725
00:37:39,532 --> 00:37:41,157
♪ How sweet my life would be ♪

726
00:37:41,173 --> 00:37:42,173
- Ah!

727
00:37:43,758 --> 00:37:44,883
Who's a good boy?

728
00:37:44,884 --> 00:37:45,906
Who's a good boy?

729
00:37:45,907 --> 00:37:47,096
Hey, hot stuff.

730
00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:49,313
Meet Murphy.

731
00:37:49,390 --> 00:37:51,756
He kind of he kinda looks
a little like Sandra, no?

732
00:37:51,757 --> 00:37:53,307
With the frowning and see?

733
00:37:53,308 --> 00:37:54,464
- What the fuck is that?

734
00:37:54,465 --> 00:37:56,020
- I told you, it's Murphy.

735
00:37:56,021 --> 00:37:57,586
- Please tell me you didn't buy a dog.

736
00:37:57,587 --> 00:37:58,991
- Well, I didn't. I
don't have a credit card.

737
00:37:58,992 --> 00:38:00,191
- Why the fuck would you buy a dog?

738
00:38:00,192 --> 00:38:02,221
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, I uh, I
thought we were on the same

739
00:38:02,222 --> 00:38:03,335
page here, come on.

740
00:38:03,336 --> 00:38:05,209
I distinctly remember you saying,

741
00:38:05,210 --> 00:38:06,043
"We should get a dog."

742
00:38:06,044 --> 00:38:08,197
- I was high out of my fucking mind.

743
00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:10,525
Why the fuck would you
just go and buy a dog?

744
00:38:10,526 --> 00:38:12,061
Oh my God, Lee!

745
00:38:12,062 --> 00:38:13,647
I have a job, okay?

746
00:38:13,648 --> 00:38:15,418
Who's gonna walk it?

747
00:38:15,419 --> 00:38:16,901
I don't know how to take
care of something like that!

748
00:38:16,902 --> 00:38:18,581
It's gonna, it's gonna fuckin' die, Lee!

749
00:38:18,582 --> 00:38:19,724
It's gonna fuckin' die!

750
00:38:19,725 --> 00:38:21,324
Look, can't you fuckin' return it?

751
00:38:21,325 --> 00:38:25,908
- He came from a kill shelter,
so I mean, that depends.

752
00:38:28,107 --> 00:38:31,058
- I can't deal with this right now.

753
00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:32,668
I cannot deal with this.

754
00:38:32,669 --> 00:38:33,752
- Kate!

755
00:38:35,263 --> 00:38:39,513
- By the way, there's dog
shit in the fucking hall.

756
00:38:41,104 --> 00:38:43,937
You should come pick this shit up!

757
00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:47,920
- Slow.

758
00:38:47,921 --> 00:38:48,921
Slow.

759
00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:51,247
Slow, good boy.

760
00:38:51,248 --> 00:38:53,295
Oh, who's a good boy?

761
00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:56,813
Come on, slow, sit aw,
you eat so much, Murphy.

762
00:38:56,814 --> 00:38:59,292
- I'm sorry that I freaked
out about the dog earlier.

763
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:01,006
- It's okay, don't worry
about it, it's fine.

764
00:39:01,007 --> 00:39:02,460
- Murphy's actually kinda cute, I guess.

765
00:39:02,461 --> 00:39:03,336
- Oh yeah?

766
00:39:03,337 --> 00:39:05,618
Well, he told me the same thing
about you, funnily enough.

767
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,179
Innit, Murph?

768
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:11,344
Aw, good boy, good boy, gimme your paw.

769
00:39:11,345 --> 00:39:12,721
Oh, man.

770
00:39:12,722 --> 00:39:13,907
You know what, Kate?

771
00:39:13,908 --> 00:39:15,685
I can't believe how much
junk you've accumulated over

772
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,237
the past three years.

773
00:39:17,238 --> 00:39:19,730
I mean, you used to just
have one pair of old combat

774
00:39:19,731 --> 00:39:23,127
boots you wore with every
single outfit; Dress, jeans,

775
00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:25,068
sweatpants, didn't matter.

776
00:39:25,069 --> 00:39:26,368
Combat boots.

777
00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:27,439
- It's not all mine.

778
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,463
You knew my mother.

779
00:39:28,464 --> 00:39:29,971
She was a bit overindulgent.

780
00:39:29,972 --> 00:39:34,788
- Understatement of
the century right there.

781
00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,374
- Oh.

782
00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:37,994
- Oh my God, no way.

783
00:39:37,995 --> 00:39:38,828
- Oh, God.

784
00:39:38,829 --> 00:39:40,503
- Fuck, Stewie Caldwell!

785
00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:42,124
- He despised that name.

786
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:43,844
Sandra still thinks you
caused his heart attack.

787
00:39:43,845 --> 00:39:45,283
- Hey, hey, look, I was
already locked up when he

788
00:39:45,284 --> 00:39:46,378
kicked the bucket, okay?

789
00:39:46,379 --> 00:39:47,728
So, not my fault.

790
00:39:47,729 --> 00:39:48,962
- Very true.

791
00:39:48,963 --> 00:39:50,841
But mom told us after the
fact that he'd have these

792
00:39:50,842 --> 00:39:53,630
cold sweats and he'd wake up
in the middle of the night

793
00:39:53,631 --> 00:39:56,756
with these nightmares that you
actually didn't go to prison.

794
00:39:56,757 --> 00:39:58,140
So there.

795
00:39:58,141 --> 00:40:00,301
- Okay, well, for all the
worrying your dad did,

796
00:40:00,302 --> 00:40:02,015
mine did the opposite.

797
00:40:02,016 --> 00:40:05,408
That guy didn't care where
I was, who I was fucking,

798
00:40:05,409 --> 00:40:07,299
what I was smoking.

799
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:11,029
I mean, he tried, but ah,
maybe he didn't, whatever.

800
00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:14,368
Hopefully I'll be a
better father than he was.

801
00:40:14,369 --> 00:40:17,163
- I don't think I ever want kids.

802
00:40:17,164 --> 00:40:18,851
I dunno, the thought of ruining
like a real human being--

803
00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:19,706
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

804
00:40:19,707 --> 00:40:20,721
What are you talking
about, you don't want kids?

805
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:21,555
You always wanted kids.

806
00:40:21,556 --> 00:40:23,290
- I never wanted kids.

807
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,951
- Uh... Do I need to
remind you about the mice, Kate?

808
00:40:25,952 --> 00:40:27,383
- Do I need to
remind you that girlfriends

809
00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:29,050
are always right?

810
00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:31,263
- Oh, so you're my
girlfriend now, are you?

811
00:40:31,264 --> 00:40:33,519
- Well, I mean...

812
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,049
I would hope so.

813
00:40:35,050 --> 00:40:37,383
It's been a month, you know?

814
00:40:40,529 --> 00:40:41,529
Too soon?

815
00:40:43,224 --> 00:40:45,063
- No fucking way.

816
00:40:45,064 --> 00:40:46,166
"Love Songs From Lee"?

817
00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:47,142
Kate, Kate, we're listening to it.

818
00:40:47,143 --> 00:40:48,535
Watch out, watch, watch out!

819
00:40:48,536 --> 00:40:51,786
We're listening to it!

820
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:54,570
Come on, let's go!

821
00:40:55,532 --> 00:40:57,482
Come on, come on, come on, come on!

822
00:41:01,247 --> 00:41:04,583
- This song is dedicated
to a very special lady,

823
00:41:04,584 --> 00:41:06,879
Miss Kick-Ass Kate Caldwell.

824
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,816
Hit it, boys.

825
00:41:07,817 --> 00:41:09,963
- Lee, you've gotta
stop unpacking the boxes!

826
00:41:10,380 --> 00:41:12,163
Sandra's gonna kill me
if I don't get this done.

827
00:41:12,164 --> 00:41:13,847
- Okay, Kate, Kate?

828
00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:17,053
Stop worrying, and dance with me, okay?

829
00:41:17,054 --> 00:41:18,054
Up.

830
00:41:22,896 --> 00:41:26,503
♪ I said I wanted you ♪

831
00:41:26,504 --> 00:41:29,684
♪ But baby, I was wrong ♪

832
00:41:29,685 --> 00:41:32,855
♪ I really needed you ♪

833
00:41:32,856 --> 00:41:36,291
♪ That's why I wrote this song ♪

834
00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:39,221
♪ You were working at the bar ♪

835
00:41:39,222 --> 00:41:40,871
♪ I was walking over concrete stars ♪

836
00:41:40,872 --> 00:41:42,005
- Would you take it back?

837
00:41:42,147 --> 00:41:44,370
♪ The piano took control of me ♪

838
00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:45,877
If you could?

839
00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:47,961
♪ And that's when you took a hold of me ♪

840
00:41:47,962 --> 00:41:51,629
- I can't, why, why
would you even say that?

841
00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:56,113
Obviously, I would, Kate.

842
00:41:56,950 --> 00:42:00,283
I spent three fucking years without you.

843
00:42:01,935 --> 00:42:03,935
- I love you, Lee Riley.

844
00:42:04,853 --> 00:42:05,936
I love you.

845
00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:12,774
♪ To the song I put on repeat ♪

846
00:42:12,775 --> 00:42:14,641
- We can do it, Kate.

847
00:42:14,642 --> 00:42:15,784
We can do it.

848
00:42:15,785 --> 00:42:16,778
- Again?

849
00:42:16,779 --> 00:42:18,925
I gotta be honest Lee, she's
not used to this much action.

850
00:42:18,926 --> 00:42:20,620
- No, no, no, I'm talking about us, Kate.

851
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:21,946
No, I'm talking about us.

852
00:42:21,947 --> 00:42:23,646
We could, look, we could,

853
00:42:23,647 --> 00:42:25,121
we could fuckin' have a family,

854
00:42:25,122 --> 00:42:26,312
we could have a home, Kate.

855
00:42:26,313 --> 00:42:28,445
We could fuckin' do this.

856
00:42:28,446 --> 00:42:30,374
- Lee--
- No, no, Kate.

857
00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:31,581
Kate.

858
00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:34,141
We can make this work, okay?

859
00:42:34,142 --> 00:42:35,895
You and I, okay?

860
00:42:35,896 --> 00:42:36,979
I mean, look.

861
00:42:38,439 --> 00:42:39,272
Let's do it, okay?

862
00:42:39,273 --> 00:42:42,970
Let's, let's fuckin', let's live here.

863
00:42:42,978 --> 00:42:45,687
Kate, Kate, Kate.

864
00:42:46,979 --> 00:42:51,188
Okay, look, I've been thinking and, look,

865
00:42:54,067 --> 00:42:57,445
I don't want to waste
another moment of my life

866
00:42:57,446 --> 00:42:59,196
making wrong choices.

867
00:43:02,827 --> 00:43:04,703
Jesus Christ, you're
fuckin' killin' me, Kate.

868
00:43:04,704 --> 00:43:07,393
You're fuckin' killin' me!

869
00:43:07,394 --> 00:43:08,714
I can't breathe!

870
00:43:08,715 --> 00:43:12,047
Do you know how hard it
is for a smoker to hold

871
00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,345
his breath, Kate?

872
00:43:13,346 --> 00:43:14,506
I can't breathe!

873
00:43:14,507 --> 00:43:15,785
- Okay, fine!

874
00:43:15,786 --> 00:43:17,297
Fuck it, let's do it.

875
00:43:17,298 --> 00:43:19,633
Let's do it, I wanna do it!

876
00:43:19,634 --> 00:43:22,803
♪ You bring me closer to home ♪

877
00:43:22,804 --> 00:43:25,728
♪ A place I've never had ♪

878
00:43:25,729 --> 00:43:29,186
♪ But I've always been searching for ♪

879
00:43:29,187 --> 00:43:32,693
♪ 'Cause I remember every part ♪

880
00:43:32,694 --> 00:43:35,992
♪ From the color of your clothes ♪

881
00:43:35,993 --> 00:43:39,259
♪ To the song I put on repeat ♪

882
00:43:39,260 --> 00:43:43,177
♪ Your perfume with my cologne ♪

883
00:43:59,030 --> 00:44:00,314
- Hello?
- Hello!

884
00:44:00,315 --> 00:44:03,332
You didn't forget about my
dinner party tonight, right?

885
00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,237
You told Lee?

886
00:44:05,238 --> 00:44:06,488
- Uh... yep, all set.

887
00:44:07,462 --> 00:44:09,645
- Kate, you forgot.

888
00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:11,327
Hey, I can't believe
you're eating that in front

889
00:44:11,328 --> 00:44:12,317
of me right now!

890
00:44:12,318 --> 00:44:14,651
- What, you keep buying
it and not touching it.

891
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:15,731
What am I supposed to do?

892
00:44:15,732 --> 00:44:18,647
- I told you, I just
like looking at it, John!

893
00:44:18,648 --> 00:44:20,707
- That doesn't make any sense.

894
00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:21,708
- Feet!

895
00:44:24,059 --> 00:44:25,414
So you haven't told Lee?

896
00:44:25,415 --> 00:44:26,273
- As soon as he's home,

897
00:44:26,274 --> 00:44:29,103
I will, promise.

898
00:44:29,104 --> 00:44:30,565
- Is that a dog?

899
00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:33,689
Oh my God, please tell me
you didn't buy a dog, Kate?

900
00:44:33,690 --> 00:44:35,488
- Okay then, I didn't buy a dog.

901
00:44:35,489 --> 00:44:36,322
- Ugh!

902
00:44:36,323 --> 00:44:39,738
Whatever, I'm sure that
was really thought out.

903
00:44:39,739 --> 00:44:41,407
Just don't be late tonight, okay?

904
00:44:41,408 --> 00:44:44,722
And please, make sure Lee wears a tie.

905
00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:46,288
- That might be a problem.

906
00:44:46,289 --> 00:44:48,248
- Kate, are
you fucking kidding me?

907
00:44:48,249 --> 00:44:50,503
Look, if he doesn't have
a tie, I will come over--

908
00:44:50,504 --> 00:44:52,171
- Elephants can
produce up to 300 pounds

909
00:44:52,172 --> 00:44:54,049
of shit a day.

910
00:44:54,050 --> 00:44:56,270
Eh, kind of like Murphy.

911
00:44:56,271 --> 00:44:59,752
- No, we'll be there, on time in a tie.

912
00:44:59,753 --> 00:45:00,863
One of us, at least.

913
00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:02,692
- Kate, if you show
up wearing a tie, I will--

914
00:45:02,693 --> 00:45:04,784
- Good morning, Kick-Ass Kate.

915
00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,204
- It is, isn't it?

916
00:45:06,205 --> 00:45:07,205
- Hello?

917
00:45:11,438 --> 00:45:12,938
She hung up on me.

918
00:45:14,454 --> 00:45:16,287
- We should get a dog.

919
00:45:18,432 --> 00:45:19,432
- No.

920
00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:22,297
- So--
- Hmm?

921
00:45:22,298 --> 00:45:25,558
- Tonight, I was thinking we
could go for a little drive

922
00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:26,597
into the desert.

923
00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:27,457
- Mm-hmm?

924
00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:29,374
- Look up at the stars,

925
00:45:30,210 --> 00:45:31,962
and smoke some of that stale weed.

926
00:45:31,963 --> 00:45:33,103
- Oh, that sounds perfect.

927
00:45:33,104 --> 00:45:34,308
Except, we have plans.

928
00:45:34,309 --> 00:45:36,065
Sandra's having a dinner
party tonight and she wants

929
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,187
us both to go.

930
00:45:37,188 --> 00:45:38,730
I'm sorry.

931
00:45:38,731 --> 00:45:39,991
- Kate.

932
00:45:39,992 --> 00:45:41,409
Kate, Kate, Kate.

933
00:45:42,650 --> 00:45:45,572
A human being can do
one of two things, okay?

934
00:45:45,573 --> 00:45:49,411
They can have dinner, or they can party.

935
00:45:49,412 --> 00:45:50,411
They can't do both.

936
00:45:50,412 --> 00:45:52,828
- You bought a dog yesterday.

937
00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:58,495
- So?

938
00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:00,652
What time's the dinner party?

939
00:46:00,652 --> 00:46:01,652
- Thank you.

940
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:05,398
Uh, also, you need to wear a tie.

941
00:46:09,273 --> 00:46:12,080
It's just a tie, stop
looking so miserable.

942
00:46:12,081 --> 00:46:15,437
- I didn't even wear a tie to
my own father's funeral, okay?

943
00:46:15,438 --> 00:46:18,620
I mean, that was largely
to spite him, but still.

944
00:46:18,621 --> 00:46:20,020
- Lee, grow up, it's a piece of fabric.

945
00:46:20,021 --> 00:46:21,618
- It ain't me.

946
00:46:21,619 --> 00:46:23,317
- If you don't let me
wrap it around your neck,

947
00:46:23,318 --> 00:46:24,448
I'll choke the shit out of you, okay?

948
00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:27,116
- Hey, Kate, I'm not wearing it.

949
00:46:28,903 --> 00:46:31,039
Still think the combat
boots went with the outfit,

950
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,623
but what do I know?

951
00:46:34,921 --> 00:46:37,208
Not even sure why we
even brought this, 'cause

952
00:46:37,209 --> 00:46:38,539
we don't even drink wine anyways, so--

953
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:40,092
- When you go to someone's house,

954
00:46:40,093 --> 00:46:41,894
you show up with a bottle of wine.

955
00:46:41,895 --> 00:46:43,076
It's called being an adult.

956
00:46:43,077 --> 00:46:43,910
Get with it.
- Says who?

957
00:46:43,910 --> 00:46:44,743
Who made that rule?

958
00:46:44,744 --> 00:46:45,800
- I dunno, people.

959
00:46:45,801 --> 00:46:48,343
- Bullshit.

960
00:46:48,344 --> 00:46:50,141
Plus I'm pretty sure Sandra's
allergic to red wine,

961
00:46:50,142 --> 00:46:52,392
so uh... well done there.

962
00:46:53,762 --> 00:46:54,782
- Crap.

963
00:46:54,783 --> 00:46:56,966
- Look who's only 30 minutes late.

964
00:46:56,967 --> 00:46:58,134
The lovebirds.

965
00:47:00,104 --> 00:47:03,897
Oh um... you brought uh...
you brought red wine.

966
00:47:03,898 --> 00:47:05,620
Hmm, fantastic.

967
00:47:05,621 --> 00:47:08,377
- Yeah, Lee loves red wine.

968
00:47:08,378 --> 00:47:09,977
He insisted.

969
00:47:09,978 --> 00:47:11,217
- Mm-hmm, okay.

970
00:47:11,218 --> 00:47:12,893
Well, come on.

971
00:47:13,948 --> 00:47:14,929
- Dick.

972
00:47:14,930 --> 00:47:16,123
- Everyone's already
seated, ready for dinner,

973
00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:18,041
so job well done there.

974
00:47:19,843 --> 00:47:21,752
I can't believe you
didn't wear a bra, Kate.

975
00:47:21,753 --> 00:47:23,280
- Oh, I'm wearing one,
it's just real thin.

976
00:47:23,281 --> 00:47:24,281
- Nice.

977
00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:32,175
Kate, I want you to meet
my boss, Chuck Sullivan,

978
00:47:32,176 --> 00:47:36,926
and his very, very beautiful
wife, Cassie Sullivan.

979
00:47:36,927 --> 00:47:38,231
- It's a pleasure, Kate.

980
00:47:38,232 --> 00:47:39,587
I've heard so much about you.

981
00:47:39,588 --> 00:47:40,563
- Hi.

982
00:47:40,563 --> 00:47:41,550
- It's so nice to meet you.

983
00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:42,383
- Hi.

984
00:47:42,383 --> 00:47:43,216
- I'm Lee, what's up?

985
00:47:43,216 --> 00:47:44,049
- Pleasure to meet you, Lee.

986
00:47:44,049 --> 00:47:44,882
- Hi, Lee.

987
00:47:44,882 --> 00:47:45,715
- Hey.

988
00:47:45,716 --> 00:47:47,282
Brought wine.
- Thank you.

989
00:47:47,283 --> 00:47:48,260
- It's the good stuff.

990
00:47:48,261 --> 00:47:49,677
- Great!

991
00:47:53,516 --> 00:47:54,516
- Evening.

992
00:47:55,604 --> 00:47:57,115
Kate, you look lovely tonight.

993
00:47:57,116 --> 00:47:58,355
- Thank you, John.

994
00:47:58,356 --> 00:48:01,324
- Lee, long time no see.

995
00:48:01,325 --> 00:48:02,801
- I'm sorry, we've met before?

996
00:48:02,802 --> 00:48:03,802
- Yeah.

997
00:48:04,513 --> 00:48:06,602
Me and Sandra have been
together about five years

998
00:48:06,603 --> 00:48:07,836
now, so I should think so.

999
00:48:07,837 --> 00:48:08,980
- You sure?

1000
00:48:08,981 --> 00:48:10,963
I mean, I because I
think I'd remember a guy

1001
00:48:10,964 --> 00:48:13,530
with a British accent.

1002
00:48:15,472 --> 00:48:17,617
- Well, you was usually high.

1003
00:48:17,618 --> 00:48:19,017
Or drunk.

1004
00:48:19,018 --> 00:48:20,384
Sometimes both.

1005
00:48:20,385 --> 00:48:22,354
- That's probably true.

1006
00:48:22,355 --> 00:48:23,917
- Okay.

1007
00:48:23,918 --> 00:48:25,193
Can you put those there?

1008
00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:28,362
Thank you everyone for coming,

1009
00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:30,282
especially Cassie and Chuck.

1010
00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:34,405
Uh, tonight, we will be having
pan-seared chicken breast,

1011
00:48:34,406 --> 00:48:38,245
organic, obviously, with a side of wilted

1012
00:48:38,246 --> 00:48:42,746
asparagus, also organic, and
John made his very famous

1013
00:48:44,624 --> 00:48:47,691
golden mashed potatoes, which of course,

1014
00:48:47,692 --> 00:48:49,229
goes without saying that they are--

1015
00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:51,234
- Actually, Sandra.

1016
00:48:51,235 --> 00:48:52,235
They're not.

1017
00:48:54,313 --> 00:48:57,230
- Are you fucking kidding me, John?

1018
00:48:59,988 --> 00:49:03,013
- They're organic, everyone.

1019
00:49:03,014 --> 00:49:04,326
- Jokester!

1020
00:49:04,327 --> 00:49:05,784
Bon appetit!

1021
00:49:08,978 --> 00:49:11,105
- Oh, Sandra, should
you really be throwing

1022
00:49:11,106 --> 00:49:12,495
a dinner party in your condition?

1023
00:49:12,496 --> 00:49:15,359
- Thank you for
worrying about me, Lee,

1024
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,072
but I love throwing dinner parties,

1025
00:49:17,073 --> 00:49:18,712
and I am only four months pregnant.

1026
00:49:18,713 --> 00:49:19,713
- Only?

1027
00:49:20,526 --> 00:49:23,841
- You're drinking tonight, Kate?

1028
00:49:23,842 --> 00:49:25,092
- Just a glass.

1029
00:49:27,818 --> 00:49:30,215
So, Chuck, you're Sandra's boss?

1030
00:49:30,216 --> 00:49:31,365
I didn't know that, interesting.

1031
00:49:31,366 --> 00:49:32,683
- Oh, well, why would you?

1032
00:49:32,684 --> 00:49:35,395
Ah, Sandy's the best though, isn't she?

1033
00:49:35,396 --> 00:49:36,588
- Thank you, Chuck.

1034
00:49:36,589 --> 00:49:37,775
Too sweet.

1035
00:49:37,776 --> 00:49:39,507
- Too sweet is right.

1036
00:49:39,508 --> 00:49:42,183
If I don't keep a close eye
on this one at all times,

1037
00:49:42,184 --> 00:49:47,184
who knows what I'll find
sniffing around for a taste?

1038
00:49:47,331 --> 00:49:49,148
- He is a catch!

1039
00:49:49,149 --> 00:49:51,485
- Kate, we've met before, am I right?

1040
00:49:51,486 --> 00:49:52,725
- Don't think so.

1041
00:49:52,726 --> 00:49:56,114
- No, Kate has a terrible
memory, like real bad.

1042
00:49:56,115 --> 00:49:57,491
- That's true.

1043
00:49:57,492 --> 00:50:00,201
- No, it was last year
at the Christmas party.

1044
00:50:00,202 --> 00:50:01,707
- Oh?
- Yeah, I'm sure of it.

1045
00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:03,686
It's just weird I didn't
remember it until right now.

1046
00:50:03,687 --> 00:50:06,268
- I don't think I met
Sandra's boss, that night.

1047
00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:08,054
- Like I said, terrible memory.

1048
00:50:08,055 --> 00:50:10,055
- Well, that was right
before your second medical

1049
00:50:10,056 --> 00:50:11,583
leave from work, right?

1050
00:50:11,584 --> 00:50:12,637
- Second?

1051
00:50:12,638 --> 00:50:14,671
- You know, after our second child,

1052
00:50:14,672 --> 00:50:17,221
I went to the spa for an entire week.

1053
00:50:17,222 --> 00:50:19,175
- Not quite the same thing.

1054
00:50:19,176 --> 00:50:20,424
- A spa, you went to a spa?

1055
00:50:20,425 --> 00:50:21,313
Nice.

1056
00:50:21,314 --> 00:50:22,878
- You've never been to a spa?

1057
00:50:22,879 --> 00:50:24,349
- You mean like a shvitz?

1058
00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:26,335
I saw that on "The Sopranos" once.

1059
00:50:28,424 --> 00:50:30,774
- So, Cassie, what do you do?

1060
00:50:30,775 --> 00:50:33,565
- Well, I'm a stay at home mother.

1061
00:50:33,566 --> 00:50:35,645
- Mm-hmm, yep.

1062
00:50:35,646 --> 00:50:37,602
- That's really rewarding.

1063
00:50:37,603 --> 00:50:38,603
- Quite.

1064
00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:49,628
- Oh, the food's great,
by the way, Sandra.

1065
00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:51,336
Uh, real good, thank you.

1066
00:50:51,337 --> 00:50:53,169
Uh, I mean, you know, the asparagus

1067
00:50:53,170 --> 00:50:55,640
is a little mushy, you know?

1068
00:50:55,641 --> 00:50:56,910
- That's not nice, Lee.

1069
00:50:56,911 --> 00:50:59,025
- Well, you can't fault him
for being honest, can ya?

1070
00:50:59,026 --> 00:51:01,043
- No, no, no, hey come
on, it's probably just me.

1071
00:51:01,044 --> 00:51:03,052
- I think
yours are great, Sandra.

1072
00:51:03,053 --> 00:51:04,042
- It's really excellent, Sandy.

1073
00:51:04,043 --> 00:51:07,348
- Like I said, probably just me.

1074
00:51:07,349 --> 00:51:10,551
- Chuck, did you see the
new numbers that came in?

1075
00:51:10,552 --> 00:51:11,818
- Oh, no, no, no, no work.

1076
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:13,466
We're all havin' a good time.

1077
00:51:13,467 --> 00:51:14,486
- You're right.

1078
00:51:14,487 --> 00:51:16,621
My dad used to always say the same thing,

1079
00:51:16,622 --> 00:51:18,758
"No work talk at the dinner table."

1080
00:51:18,759 --> 00:51:20,347
- Well, that's a lie.

1081
00:51:20,348 --> 00:51:24,229
Our father never even
made it home for dinner.

1082
00:51:24,230 --> 00:51:26,774
- Well, thank you for that, Kate.

1083
00:51:26,775 --> 00:51:28,775
- I'm just being honest.

1084
00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:35,299
- So, Lee, what do you do?

1085
00:51:36,258 --> 00:51:38,467
- Well, I'm an artist, actually.

1086
00:51:38,468 --> 00:51:39,767
- You're an artist?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1087
00:51:39,768 --> 00:51:41,387
- What kind, are you a painter or--

1088
00:51:41,388 --> 00:51:43,082
- No, no, that's, that's
more Kate's thing.

1089
00:51:43,083 --> 00:51:46,060
I'm a, you know, I'm a musician.

1090
00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:47,666
- A musician?
- Yeah.

1091
00:51:47,667 --> 00:51:49,193
- You got a steady gig somewhere?

1092
00:51:49,194 --> 00:51:51,726
- I mean, you could say I'm
between jobs at the moment.

1093
00:51:51,727 --> 00:51:53,486
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

1094
00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:55,441
- What happened?

1095
00:51:55,442 --> 00:51:57,486
I mean, if you don't mind me asking.

1096
00:51:57,487 --> 00:51:59,488
- Chuck...

1097
00:51:59,489 --> 00:52:02,489
- I take it you know I went to jail?

1098
00:52:03,491 --> 00:52:05,415
- Well, you know how it is.

1099
00:52:05,416 --> 00:52:07,410
It's best to be notified if
there's gonna be a convict

1100
00:52:07,411 --> 00:52:08,549
at the dinner table.

1101
00:52:08,550 --> 00:52:10,707
Gotta leave the kids at home, right?

1102
00:52:13,337 --> 00:52:15,552
- Nice one.
- Just kidding.

1103
00:52:15,553 --> 00:52:17,366
- And what-what do you do, Chuck?

1104
00:52:17,367 --> 00:52:18,478
- Oh me?

1105
00:52:18,479 --> 00:52:19,312
Accounting.

1106
00:52:19,313 --> 00:52:21,160
Numbers, math.

1107
00:52:21,161 --> 00:52:23,763
It's really quite boring, honestly.

1108
00:52:23,764 --> 00:52:25,417
I make a lot of money.

1109
00:52:25,418 --> 00:52:28,382
But I'm actually more interested in you.

1110
00:52:28,383 --> 00:52:29,437
What was prison like?

1111
00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:30,271
- I don't think Lee wants to
talk about that right now--

1112
00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:31,657
- No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

1113
00:52:31,658 --> 00:52:33,701
Uh, you know, three meals a day.

1114
00:52:33,702 --> 00:52:36,162
Uh, plenty of exercise.

1115
00:52:36,163 --> 00:52:38,218
I mean, to be honest with you,

1116
00:52:38,219 --> 00:52:40,610
I just did what I could to,
to get out early and get

1117
00:52:40,611 --> 00:52:41,800
back to Kate.

1118
00:52:41,801 --> 00:52:43,513
- Oh, that's sweet.
- Yeah.

1119
00:52:43,514 --> 00:52:45,395
- What's the next step though?

1120
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:46,543
You're a felon now, right?

1121
00:52:46,544 --> 00:52:49,159
- It's not like I'm dangerous or anything.

1122
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,827
- No, no, of course.

1123
00:52:52,096 --> 00:52:54,502
But you're a felon, correct?

1124
00:52:54,503 --> 00:52:57,632
I mean, that's gotta
come with a few strings.

1125
00:52:57,633 --> 00:52:59,674
You can't work for the government.

1126
00:52:59,675 --> 00:53:02,136
A private company won't hire you, I mean,

1127
00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:04,137
ours certainly wouldn't.

1128
00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:08,356
You can't work with kids.

1129
00:53:08,357 --> 00:53:09,666
Do you have any laboring skills?

1130
00:53:09,667 --> 00:53:10,518
'Cause I know a lot of those companies

1131
00:53:10,519 --> 00:53:11,812
actually take on ex-cons.

1132
00:53:11,813 --> 00:53:15,149
- I hear there are all
sorts of nonprofit programs

1133
00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:18,612
working to help convicts
get back on their feet.

1134
00:53:18,613 --> 00:53:20,006
- I heard that too.

1135
00:53:20,007 --> 00:53:22,733
That might be worth looking into, Lee.

1136
00:53:22,734 --> 00:53:24,067
- Yeah, why not?

1137
00:53:26,213 --> 00:53:28,810
- You know, we've got
lemon meringue for dessert.

1138
00:53:28,811 --> 00:53:29,828
- Yes!

1139
00:53:29,829 --> 00:53:32,564
- God you know what, I don't mean to pry.

1140
00:53:32,565 --> 00:53:35,913
I just know, if I couldn't
support Cassie here,

1141
00:53:35,914 --> 00:53:38,664
and my babies, I would feel like,

1142
00:53:40,172 --> 00:53:41,255
I don't know.

1143
00:53:42,843 --> 00:53:45,088
I guess I would feel
like not much of a man.

1144
00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:46,394
- Like I said, I'm a musician.

1145
00:53:46,395 --> 00:53:47,860
- Yeah, that's right.

1146
00:53:47,861 --> 00:53:48,856
What were you guys called?

1147
00:53:48,857 --> 00:53:50,331
Maybe we've heard of you.

1148
00:53:50,332 --> 00:53:51,231
- Probably not.

1149
00:53:51,232 --> 00:53:53,613
Yeah, we cater to a cultured crowd.

1150
00:53:53,614 --> 00:53:54,614
- Ah.

1151
00:53:55,515 --> 00:53:57,317
- Yeah.

1152
00:53:57,318 --> 00:53:58,464
- Hey, Kate.

1153
00:53:58,465 --> 00:53:59,659
What do you think of Lee's music?

1154
00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:00,493
- Well, Chuck--
- She loves it.

1155
00:54:00,493 --> 00:54:01,355
Thanks for asking.

1156
00:54:01,356 --> 00:54:02,792
- I didn't ask you.

1157
00:54:02,793 --> 00:54:03,695
I asked Kate.

1158
00:54:03,696 --> 00:54:04,935
- And I fucking answered.

1159
00:54:04,936 --> 00:54:08,533
- Okay, there is no need
to swear at the table, Lee.

1160
00:54:08,534 --> 00:54:12,721
- We're just having a friendly
conversation, right, Lee?

1161
00:54:12,722 --> 00:54:14,222
- I didn't notice.

1162
00:54:20,670 --> 00:54:23,503
- Well, nobody asked me what I do.

1163
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:28,800
I'm a bank teller, in
case anyone was wondering.

1164
00:54:34,308 --> 00:54:36,110
- What the fuck is going on, Kate?

1165
00:54:36,111 --> 00:54:37,585
How do you know my boss?

1166
00:54:37,586 --> 00:54:38,615
- I don't know him.

1167
00:54:38,616 --> 00:54:39,837
- Oh, you don't know him?

1168
00:54:39,838 --> 00:54:42,035
Did you fuck him, hmm?

1169
00:54:42,036 --> 00:54:42,985
Were you fucking him?

1170
00:54:42,986 --> 00:54:44,520
Are you fucking him?

1171
00:54:44,521 --> 00:54:45,865
- I am not currently fucking him, no.

1172
00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:48,048
- Oh my God, oh my God.

1173
00:54:48,049 --> 00:54:49,144
Why?

1174
00:54:49,145 --> 00:54:50,486
Why?

1175
00:54:51,499 --> 00:54:53,799
- If it's any consolation, I
didn't know he was your boss.

1176
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,161
He told me he didn't
even work at the company.

1177
00:54:55,162 --> 00:54:57,474
- That is not a consolation, Kate.

1178
00:54:57,475 --> 00:55:00,376
You are, you are ruining my dinner party!

1179
00:55:00,377 --> 00:55:01,787
- Fine, then I lied about your asparagus

1180
00:55:01,788 --> 00:55:04,170
to make you feel better.

1181
00:55:04,171 --> 00:55:06,130
- What is wrong with you?

1182
00:55:06,131 --> 00:55:08,927
Every single time I think
you're growing up just

1183
00:55:08,928 --> 00:55:11,300
a little bit, you go and do something dumb

1184
00:55:11,301 --> 00:55:13,762
and fucked up and ridiculous!

1185
00:55:13,763 --> 00:55:15,517
- Stop trying to stick
your perfect little fingers

1186
00:55:15,518 --> 00:55:16,752
in everyone's business.

1187
00:55:16,753 --> 00:55:18,670
I realize you were raised
to think the world revolves

1188
00:55:18,671 --> 00:55:20,649
around your eerily symmetrical face,

1189
00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:21,744
but it doesn't.

1190
00:55:21,745 --> 00:55:23,857
- You know what?

1191
00:55:23,858 --> 00:55:25,277
I try.

1192
00:55:25,278 --> 00:55:28,553
I try so hard.

1193
00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:32,208
But you just don't care.

1194
00:55:32,209 --> 00:55:33,238
You don't care.

1195
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:36,116
You don't care about my well-being.

1196
00:55:36,117 --> 00:55:37,911
You don't care about my happiness.

1197
00:55:37,912 --> 00:55:39,424
You don't care about my life.

1198
00:55:39,425 --> 00:55:40,859
- Mom's dead, Sandra.

1199
00:55:40,860 --> 00:55:43,312
You were at the funeral, we
both saw her go in the ground.

1200
00:55:43,313 --> 00:55:45,931
You're not fooling anyone
with this little routine here.

1201
00:55:45,932 --> 00:55:46,923
- Really?

1202
00:55:46,924 --> 00:55:49,921
Who paid for rehab when you went away?

1203
00:55:49,922 --> 00:55:51,434
Me.

1204
00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:54,359
Who has set you up with at least a dozen

1205
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,138
handsome, polite suitors?

1206
00:55:57,139 --> 00:55:58,139
That's me.

1207
00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:01,060
Who found your new fucking apartment?

1208
00:56:01,061 --> 00:56:02,688
- Yeah, I forgot to
tell you how much I love

1209
00:56:02,689 --> 00:56:03,733
being your guinea pig.

1210
00:56:03,734 --> 00:56:05,904
Let's just test out
parenting on Kate before

1211
00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:08,281
baby number one pops out
just in case we fuck it up

1212
00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:09,260
the first time.

1213
00:56:09,261 --> 00:56:11,485
Let's, let's make Kate pack
the house, make Kate move,

1214
00:56:11,486 --> 00:56:13,275
make Kate come over, make Kate play nice.

1215
00:56:13,276 --> 00:56:14,428
- You don't get it!

1216
00:56:14,429 --> 00:56:16,346
You don't get it, Kate!

1217
00:56:25,187 --> 00:56:26,520
- What the fuck?

1218
00:56:29,497 --> 00:56:30,914
- Oh, goddamn it!

1219
00:56:32,062 --> 00:56:35,017
- You're fucking pregnant,
you fucking dumbass!

1220
00:56:59,789 --> 00:57:00,956
- You hate me.

1221
00:57:03,503 --> 00:57:05,003
- I don't mean to.

1222
00:57:23,147 --> 00:57:24,980
- Mind if I steal one?

1223
00:57:26,485 --> 00:57:29,029
- Didn't know you smoked.

1224
00:57:29,030 --> 00:57:31,286
- I haven't in years.

1225
00:57:31,287 --> 00:57:33,033
Sandra made me quit.

1226
00:57:33,034 --> 00:57:34,052
- Oh yeah?

1227
00:57:34,053 --> 00:57:36,720
She make you do a lot of things?

1228
00:57:37,946 --> 00:57:39,434
- Is it that obvious?

1229
00:57:39,435 --> 00:57:40,435
- No.

1230
00:57:42,936 --> 00:57:43,936
Uh, maybe.

1231
00:57:49,224 --> 00:57:50,627
- You know, hats off
to you for not cracking

1232
00:57:50,628 --> 00:57:52,295
that guy back there.

1233
00:57:53,886 --> 00:57:57,471
Back in the day, I would
have done it myself.

1234
00:57:57,472 --> 00:57:58,693
- Sure.

1235
00:57:58,694 --> 00:58:00,038
Okay.

1236
00:58:00,039 --> 00:58:01,039
- It's true.

1237
00:58:02,321 --> 00:58:07,189
I went to juvie when I was 18
for beating a kid's face in.

1238
00:58:07,190 --> 00:58:08,537
- Does Sandra know?

1239
00:58:08,538 --> 00:58:09,538
- Yeah.

1240
00:58:11,403 --> 00:58:13,026
- Wow.

1241
00:58:13,027 --> 00:58:18,027
- You know, I was still getting
in scraps when we first met.

1242
00:58:18,950 --> 00:58:19,950
Eventually...

1243
00:58:21,785 --> 00:58:23,868
she gave me an ultimatum.

1244
00:58:25,363 --> 00:58:30,134
She said, "Either grow
up and stop being a punk,

1245
00:58:30,135 --> 00:58:31,552
"or I'm leaving."

1246
00:58:34,232 --> 00:58:35,631
So I did.

1247
00:58:35,632 --> 00:58:37,034
- Congratulations.

1248
00:58:37,035 --> 00:58:38,035
Yeah.

1249
00:58:38,886 --> 00:58:39,969
- My point is

1250
00:58:42,021 --> 00:58:47,021
It's not a question of
whether or not you can change.

1251
00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:51,024
It's a question of whether
or not you want to.

1252
00:58:55,899 --> 00:58:58,232
- You make the right choice?

1253
00:59:00,771 --> 00:59:02,429
- I'd like to think so.

1254
00:59:26,555 --> 00:59:29,138
- Were you sleeping with Chuck?

1255
00:59:33,966 --> 00:59:34,966
- No.

1256
00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:41,208
- Look, I'm sorry about tonight, okay?

1257
00:59:43,167 --> 00:59:44,417
- Yeah, me too.

1258
01:00:14,088 --> 01:00:16,975
- Elephants can feel
a range of human emotions,

1259
01:00:16,976 --> 01:00:19,512
including remorse, which
they avail themselves

1260
01:00:19,513 --> 01:00:23,170
of by hugging one another
with their trunks.

1261
01:00:23,171 --> 01:00:25,754
I wish I had a trunk sometimes.

1262
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,240
- Hey.

1263
01:00:48,013 --> 01:00:49,596
- Hey, babe.

1264
01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:52,191
- Babe?

1265
01:00:52,192 --> 01:00:53,878
That's new.

1266
01:00:53,879 --> 01:00:57,466
Your old pet names used
to be more like asshole,

1267
01:00:57,467 --> 01:00:59,690
fuckface, douchebag.

1268
01:00:59,691 --> 01:01:01,000
- I didn't know you were such a masochist.

1269
01:01:01,001 --> 01:01:04,697
I never would have stopped using those.

1270
01:01:04,698 --> 01:01:06,120
- How's work?

1271
01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:07,320
- Uh... long.

1272
01:01:07,321 --> 01:01:09,592
Just in the office prepping
for a meeting tomorrow.

1273
01:01:09,593 --> 01:01:10,823
You?

1274
01:01:10,824 --> 01:01:14,840
- I uh... actually I
went to see Russ today.

1275
01:01:14,841 --> 01:01:16,025
About a job.

1276
01:01:16,026 --> 01:01:17,255
- A job?

1277
01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:18,664
- Yeah, a job.

1278
01:01:18,665 --> 01:01:19,731
- Like a criminal job?

1279
01:01:19,732 --> 01:01:21,631
Because it kinda sounds
like a criminal job.

1280
01:01:21,632 --> 01:01:24,482
- No, like a real job, at his bar.

1281
01:01:24,483 --> 01:01:26,130
- Doesn't he own a lounge?

1282
01:01:26,131 --> 01:01:27,486
- Seriously?

1283
01:01:27,487 --> 01:01:31,139
- I'm sorry, Lee, that's great.

1284
01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:32,617
- I'm not playing on stage.

1285
01:01:32,618 --> 01:01:35,302
I'm busing tables and mopping floors, but,

1286
01:01:35,303 --> 01:01:36,886
but it's a job, so.

1287
01:01:38,003 --> 01:01:40,420
- Hey, I'll head out now and um...

1288
01:01:41,317 --> 01:01:43,975
I'll try and catch you
before you go and maybe give

1289
01:01:43,976 --> 01:01:46,255
you a little good luck action beforehand.

1290
01:01:46,256 --> 01:01:48,441
- Well, don't make
promises you can't keep.

1291
01:01:48,442 --> 01:01:50,275
- Leaving as we speak.

1292
01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:12,304
Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1293
01:02:12,305 --> 01:02:13,513
Traffic was worse than I thought.

1294
01:02:13,514 --> 01:02:15,398
I had to take like six buses,

1295
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:17,538
and one shifty Mexican
farm truck just to--

1296
01:02:17,539 --> 01:02:18,693
- Wow!

1297
01:02:18,694 --> 01:02:21,752
You look amazing, Kate.

1298
01:02:21,753 --> 01:02:23,100
- What's going on?

1299
01:02:23,101 --> 01:02:23,957
You're late.

1300
01:02:23,958 --> 01:02:25,436
- Yeah, I just figured I'd, you know,

1301
01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,564
soak up a little liquid courage
first, that's all, you know.

1302
01:02:27,565 --> 01:02:29,702
- You can't go to work drunk, Lee.

1303
01:02:29,703 --> 01:02:31,663
- Come on, relax,
it's a bar, they won't care.

1304
01:02:31,664 --> 01:02:32,997
- It's a lounge.

1305
01:02:34,377 --> 01:02:35,918
- Fuck's sake.

1306
01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:36,943
Okay, Kate?

1307
01:02:36,944 --> 01:02:39,422
Kate, Kate, just have
one drink with me please?

1308
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:40,447
Just one?

1309
01:02:40,448 --> 01:02:41,281
- I have a meeting tomorrow.

1310
01:02:41,282 --> 01:02:42,687
- Well, come on,
it's all the better then.

1311
01:02:42,688 --> 01:02:44,327
Just take the, take
the edge off, you know,

1312
01:02:44,328 --> 01:02:45,592
help you sleep, just one?

1313
01:02:45,593 --> 01:02:49,222
- Why do you think I bought Nyquil?

1314
01:02:49,223 --> 01:02:50,806
Lee, you have to go to work.

1315
01:02:50,807 --> 01:02:53,350
You promised Russ and, frankly,

1316
01:02:53,351 --> 01:02:55,683
I can't support you
anymore, financially, so--

1317
01:02:55,684 --> 01:02:59,191
- Kate, Kate, I don't
have to do anything, okay?

1318
01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:01,984
I have been in captivity
for three years, okay?

1319
01:03:01,985 --> 01:03:03,585
There are two things that I wanna do.

1320
01:03:03,586 --> 01:03:07,253
Number one, I want an
American cheeseburger.

1321
01:03:08,119 --> 01:03:09,572
Ah, and the other--

1322
01:03:09,573 --> 01:03:10,573
- Iron Man?

1323
01:03:11,592 --> 01:03:12,675
- Aw, busted.

1324
01:03:14,986 --> 01:03:17,035
- Lee, please be serious
here for a second.

1325
01:03:17,036 --> 01:03:18,234
Please?

1326
01:03:18,235 --> 01:03:20,071
- I'm dead serious, Kate.

1327
01:03:20,072 --> 01:03:21,072
Look.

1328
01:03:24,587 --> 01:03:27,170
This is called the coma cocktail, okay?

1329
01:03:27,171 --> 01:03:28,634
Because, uh...

1330
01:03:28,635 --> 01:03:31,875
Whoo! Well, you get the point.

1331
01:03:31,876 --> 01:03:34,725
- There's no way I'm drinking that.

1332
01:03:48,732 --> 01:03:52,421
♪ Oh, I wish I was a rock ♪

1333
01:03:52,422 --> 01:03:57,422
♪ So I could sink on down ♪

1334
01:03:58,715 --> 01:04:02,125
♪ To the bottom of the river ♪

1335
01:04:02,126 --> 01:04:07,126
♪ Where there's no one around ♪

1336
01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:13,470
♪ Now I've been singin' by myself ♪

1337
01:04:13,471 --> 01:04:18,471
♪ 'Bout how lonely I must be ♪

1338
01:04:18,596 --> 01:04:20,815
♪ It's hard to find that piece ♪

1339
01:04:20,816 --> 01:04:21,816
- Shit!

1340
01:04:24,315 --> 01:04:25,442
Damn it!

1341
01:04:25,443 --> 01:04:26,443
- Whoa.

1342
01:04:27,354 --> 01:04:28,789
Uh, whoa, whoa, why's everybody yelling?

1343
01:04:28,790 --> 01:04:29,720
- Shut up, Lee!

1344
01:04:29,721 --> 01:04:31,553
Just shut the fuck up!

1345
01:04:34,501 --> 01:04:36,491
- Morning, Kate.

1346
01:04:36,492 --> 01:04:38,665
- You are fucking shit up, Lee!

1347
01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:39,846
Drive to get to the liquor store drunk.

1348
01:04:39,847 --> 01:04:41,216
Fucking idiot.

1349
01:04:41,217 --> 01:04:43,300
- Yeah, it was your idea.

1350
01:04:47,423 --> 01:04:48,756
- What the fuck?

1351
01:04:49,485 --> 01:04:50,792
Fucking...

1352
01:04:50,793 --> 01:04:52,592
Fucking surge charge?

1353
01:04:52,626 --> 01:04:54,138
Fuck, it's 10:00 a.m.!

1354
01:04:54,139 --> 01:04:56,580
What the fuck, Uber?

1355
01:05:02,169 --> 01:05:03,169
Goddamn it!

1356
01:05:04,228 --> 01:05:05,228
Fuck!

1357
01:05:06,328 --> 01:05:08,095
Fuck, shit!

1358
01:05:08,287 --> 01:05:09,287
No!

1359
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,907
♪ On my feet but don't
know where to begin ♪

1360
01:05:14,908 --> 01:05:17,748
♪ I wish I was a rock ♪

1361
01:05:17,749 --> 01:05:21,834
♪ So I could sink on down ♪

1362
01:05:21,835 --> 01:05:23,752
- Uh... Did you call an Uber?

1363
01:05:32,464 --> 01:05:33,964
- Ralph's, please.

1364
01:05:58,570 --> 01:06:00,704
- Morning, Murphy.

1365
01:06:00,705 --> 01:06:02,122
What's up, buddy?

1366
01:06:13,801 --> 01:06:14,801
Ouch.

1367
01:06:15,929 --> 01:06:16,929
Ow, Murphy!

1368
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:21,226
Hey, shhh.

1369
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,722
- You have two new messages.

1370
01:06:24,723 --> 01:06:26,158
First message.

1371
01:06:26,159 --> 01:06:27,394
- Lee.

1372
01:06:27,395 --> 01:06:29,329
You asked for a second chance.

1373
01:06:29,330 --> 01:06:32,106
You didn't show up for work.

1374
01:06:32,107 --> 01:06:33,962
You're dead, you understand?

1375
01:06:33,963 --> 01:06:35,644
- Oh.
- You're dead, motherfucker.

1376
01:06:35,645 --> 01:06:37,071
- Next message.

1377
01:06:37,072 --> 01:06:38,924
- Hey Lee, it's Sandra.

1378
01:06:38,925 --> 01:06:39,808
So Kate and I are coming over--

1379
01:06:39,809 --> 01:06:41,949
- Oh Murph, come on, buddy.

1380
01:06:41,950 --> 01:06:43,924
- To clean up the
mess you made last night,

1381
01:06:43,925 --> 01:06:46,033
but don't worry about
leaving that little mess.

1382
01:06:46,034 --> 01:06:47,650
We'll handle it.

1383
01:06:47,651 --> 01:06:49,393
- End of messages.

1384
01:06:56,577 --> 01:06:57,716
- Hey Sandra, what's going on?

1385
01:06:57,717 --> 01:06:59,827
Murphy, get in, in!

1386
01:06:59,828 --> 01:07:00,828
Huh?

1387
01:07:03,741 --> 01:07:05,686
Hey Sandra, what's Kate doing, huh?

1388
01:07:05,687 --> 01:07:06,946
Why is she packing?

1389
01:07:06,947 --> 01:07:09,061
We're not moving, she's not moving.

1390
01:07:09,062 --> 01:07:10,062
Hello, what?

1391
01:07:11,315 --> 01:07:12,290
Why is Kate packing?

1392
01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:13,707
She's not moving.

1393
01:07:15,777 --> 01:07:16,758
What?

1394
01:07:16,759 --> 01:07:18,364
- What are you doing, Lee?

1395
01:07:18,365 --> 01:07:19,511
- W-what do you
mean, what am I doing?

1396
01:07:19,512 --> 01:07:21,262
- What are you doing?

1397
01:07:31,043 --> 01:07:32,293
- I don't know.

1398
01:07:35,184 --> 01:07:38,033
- You made me a promise, Lee.

1399
01:07:38,034 --> 01:07:41,617
You promised you would
stay away from Kate.

1400
01:07:43,026 --> 01:07:46,587
Right I, I wrote at least
a dozen letters to help get

1401
01:07:46,588 --> 01:07:49,047
you released early, and the first thing,

1402
01:07:49,048 --> 01:07:50,460
the first thing you do--

1403
01:07:50,461 --> 01:07:52,750
- Who else do I have, Sandra?

1404
01:07:52,751 --> 01:07:54,750
Come on, tell me.

1405
01:07:54,751 --> 01:07:56,358
- So that's it?

1406
01:07:56,359 --> 01:07:58,694
You just came running back
to Kate because you knew she

1407
01:07:58,695 --> 01:08:02,073
would be here like, like a loyal puppy?

1408
01:08:02,074 --> 01:08:04,037
- No, I came became I love her.

1409
01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:06,398
- Really?
- Yeah, really.

1410
01:08:06,399 --> 01:08:09,316
- Well, you've never told her that.

1411
01:08:15,885 --> 01:08:16,885
Look.

1412
01:08:19,886 --> 01:08:22,219
I know you think I hate you.

1413
01:08:23,842 --> 01:08:24,842
But I don't.

1414
01:08:25,744 --> 01:08:27,051
I really don't, okay?

1415
01:08:27,052 --> 01:08:28,052
You're just...

1416
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:31,936
You're not good for Kate.

1417
01:08:31,937 --> 01:08:34,270
And she is not good for you.

1418
01:08:36,551 --> 01:08:38,884
She'll never leave you, Lee.

1419
01:08:40,155 --> 01:08:43,488
So, if that is what you want, then fine.

1420
01:08:48,205 --> 01:08:50,538
But if you love my sister...

1421
01:08:52,148 --> 01:08:54,731
Then you'll do the right thing.

1422
01:09:00,331 --> 01:09:03,800
Um... also, Chuck is having
a party tonight and he wants

1423
01:09:03,801 --> 01:09:05,330
you and Kate there so he can apologize.

1424
01:09:05,331 --> 01:09:06,164
- It's not a good idea.

1425
01:09:06,165 --> 01:09:07,938
- Yeah, no shit, I know
it's not a good idea, Lee,

1426
01:09:07,939 --> 01:09:09,969
but you're going to show up,
and you're gonna accept his

1427
01:09:09,970 --> 01:09:12,970
apology because I am telling you to.

1428
01:09:14,896 --> 01:09:15,896
Got it?

1429
01:09:24,116 --> 01:09:27,699
I gotta get ready, so
see you guys tonight.

1430
01:09:40,031 --> 01:09:43,884
- I'm making some hangover
food, you want anything?

1431
01:09:43,885 --> 01:09:44,885
Okay.

1432
01:09:50,743 --> 01:09:52,243
Same fuckin' eggs.

1433
01:09:53,104 --> 01:09:53,937
What happened, Kate?

1434
01:09:53,938 --> 01:09:55,486
They're spoiled, huh?

1435
01:09:55,487 --> 01:09:58,281
You used to love eating eggs.

1436
01:09:58,282 --> 01:10:00,060
- I can't anymore,
they make me sick.

1437
01:10:00,061 --> 01:10:00,998
- Well, then the logical thing to do

1438
01:10:00,999 --> 01:10:02,111
would be to throw them out, wouldn't it?

1439
01:10:02,112 --> 01:10:03,445
- Stop it.

1440
01:10:03,446 --> 01:10:04,315
- Why?

1441
01:10:04,316 --> 01:10:05,909
- Because I don't know,
I might start eating them

1442
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:07,188
again, down the road.

1443
01:10:07,189 --> 01:10:09,118
- That makes no sense-- - I said stop it.

1444
01:10:09,119 --> 01:10:10,113
- What is your problem?

1445
01:10:10,114 --> 01:10:11,294
- I don't want you to
throw out the fucking eggs.

1446
01:10:11,295 --> 01:10:13,052
I want the fucking eggs
to stay right here,

1447
01:10:13,053 --> 01:10:15,187
so that they'll be there
if I want them, okay?

1448
01:10:15,188 --> 01:10:16,040
- You're being ridiculous.

1449
01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:17,708
- When I'm done with the eggs,
I will throw them out, Lee.

1450
01:10:17,709 --> 01:10:18,754
You got that?

1451
01:10:18,755 --> 01:10:20,254
I will throw the fucking eggs out.

1452
01:10:20,255 --> 01:10:21,455
- You know what, I'm not
gonna argue with someone who

1453
01:10:21,456 --> 01:10:22,757
makes no fucking sense, so whatever, okay?

1454
01:10:22,758 --> 01:10:25,886
I gotta buy cigarettes anyway, fuck you.

1455
01:10:25,887 --> 01:10:27,497
Hey, what the fuck?

1456
01:10:27,498 --> 01:10:28,973
- You want me to get
rid of the fucking eggs?

1457
01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:30,659
You want me to forget about
the fucking eggs, Lee?

1458
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:32,351
- What is wrong with you?
- Huh, huh?

1459
01:10:32,352 --> 01:10:33,725
This is what you want, right?

1460
01:10:33,726 --> 01:10:34,602
Right?
- Kate, hey!

1461
01:10:34,603 --> 01:10:36,941
- Fine, fucking--
- Would you, would you,

1462
01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:39,229
would you stop it?

1463
01:10:39,230 --> 01:10:40,230
Jesus Chr--

1464
01:10:54,079 --> 01:10:56,412
What is wrong with you, huh?

1465
01:11:00,247 --> 01:11:02,697
- I'm fine, just forget it!

1466
01:11:02,698 --> 01:11:03,948
Just forget it.

1467
01:11:05,837 --> 01:11:10,608
- You wanna talk about
what just happened, maybe?

1468
01:11:10,609 --> 01:11:11,609
Hello, Kate?

1469
01:11:13,765 --> 01:11:15,515
- No, I don't.

1470
01:11:17,868 --> 01:11:19,550
You can put on your own tie tonight.

1471
01:11:42,422 --> 01:11:43,505
- Nice boots.

1472
01:12:10,075 --> 01:12:12,257
Look, Kate, uh...

1473
01:12:12,258 --> 01:12:14,018
Look I'm sorry, okay?

1474
01:12:14,019 --> 01:12:16,484
I shouldn't have made
you drink last night.

1475
01:12:16,485 --> 01:12:19,944
I should have just--
- You don't get it, Lee.

1476
01:12:19,945 --> 01:12:22,124
You didn't make me do anything.

1477
01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:25,792
I did it because I
wanted to do it with you.

1478
01:12:29,676 --> 01:12:30,759
We should go.

1479
01:12:41,811 --> 01:12:42,825
- I'll be back.

1480
01:12:42,826 --> 01:12:43,939
Hello, hello, hello!

1481
01:12:43,940 --> 01:12:45,022
- Hey.

1482
01:12:45,023 --> 01:12:46,669
- You look beautiful.

1483
01:12:46,670 --> 01:12:47,503
- Thank you.

1484
01:12:47,504 --> 01:12:49,874
- And, Kate, I like your boots.

1485
01:12:51,281 --> 01:12:55,101
Lee. Come with me, I'll
introduce you to some people.

1486
01:13:11,469 --> 01:13:12,554
- I'm a producer.
- Wow.

1487
01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,048
- Oh, wow, that's great.

1488
01:13:14,049 --> 01:13:15,293
- Yeah.

1489
01:13:15,294 --> 01:13:16,127
- Should we get a drink?
- Yeah.

1490
01:13:16,127 --> 01:13:17,069
- We're gonna get a drink.

1491
01:13:17,069 --> 01:13:17,902
- All right, see you later.

1492
01:13:17,902 --> 01:13:18,735
- What's the matter?

1493
01:13:18,736 --> 01:13:20,505
You should be thanking this
man, he's made a lot of movies.

1494
01:13:20,506 --> 01:13:21,697
- Entertainment, what was that?

1495
01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:22,660
- It's called networking.

1496
01:13:22,661 --> 01:13:24,314
Didn't you, like, network in prison

1497
01:13:24,315 --> 01:13:25,604
to get ramen noodles or shivs?

1498
01:13:25,605 --> 01:13:27,088
- No, I remember when
networking was about buying

1499
01:13:27,089 --> 01:13:29,113
a round of shots for somebody at the bar.

1500
01:13:29,114 --> 01:13:32,141
- Yeah, 'cause that'll get you the job.

1501
01:13:32,142 --> 01:13:33,142
- Kate!

1502
01:13:34,154 --> 01:13:34,987
Lee!

1503
01:13:34,987 --> 01:13:35,820
- No fucking tie.

1504
01:13:35,820 --> 01:13:36,653
I can't believe this fucking guy.

1505
01:13:36,654 --> 01:13:39,238
- It's fine, just leave it.

1506
01:13:39,239 --> 01:13:40,657
- So nice of you guys to join us.

1507
01:13:40,658 --> 01:13:41,789
- Thank you.

1508
01:13:41,790 --> 01:13:43,050
- Mmm.

1509
01:13:43,051 --> 01:13:44,149
So what do you guys think?

1510
01:13:44,150 --> 01:13:45,137
How do you like the place?

1511
01:13:45,138 --> 01:13:46,152
- It's gorgeous,

1512
01:13:46,153 --> 01:13:46,986
thank you for inviting us.

1513
01:13:46,986 --> 01:13:47,819
- Yeah.

1514
01:13:47,820 --> 01:13:49,550
I mean, it's a little
too open for my taste,

1515
01:13:49,551 --> 01:13:50,661
but, I mean, it's not bad.

1516
01:13:50,662 --> 01:13:52,381
- So where's Cassie tonight?

1517
01:13:52,382 --> 01:13:53,215
- Cassie?

1518
01:13:53,216 --> 01:13:54,927
She went to Bali for the month.

1519
01:13:54,928 --> 01:13:55,841
- Oh!
- With the gals.

1520
01:13:55,841 --> 01:13:56,745
- Wow.

1521
01:13:56,746 --> 01:13:58,389
- Well, I hear Bali's
supposed to be great this

1522
01:13:58,390 --> 01:13:59,223
time of year, you know?

1523
01:13:59,224 --> 01:14:00,306
- Yeah, yeah.

1524
01:14:01,436 --> 01:14:03,976
Hey, I just wanted to apologize
about the other night.

1525
01:14:03,977 --> 01:14:06,139
I had one too many scotches.

1526
01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:08,107
Gets me buckin' like a
bull, you know how it is.

1527
01:14:08,108 --> 01:14:10,691
- You were drinking Merlot, no?

1528
01:14:14,169 --> 01:14:16,169
Uh, yeah, I'm sorry too.

1529
01:14:17,067 --> 01:14:18,076
- All right.

1530
01:14:18,077 --> 01:14:19,379
Well you guys enjoy
yourselves, it's a party.

1531
01:14:19,380 --> 01:14:20,558
Grab a drink.

1532
01:14:20,559 --> 01:14:22,720
There's a bartender floatin'
around here somewhere.

1533
01:14:22,721 --> 01:14:23,993
At least, I paid for one. So...

1534
01:14:26,109 --> 01:14:26,942
Kate.

1535
01:14:26,949 --> 01:14:27,949
- Chuck.

1536
01:14:29,503 --> 01:14:31,120
Oh uh... Sandy's over there.
- Kate, come here!

1537
01:14:31,121 --> 01:14:31,954
I want you to meet Joan!

1538
01:14:31,955 --> 01:14:33,875
- I'm gonna go smoke.
- She's in advertising too!

1539
01:15:02,330 --> 01:15:03,330
- Evening.

1540
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:10,588
Oh, no.

1541
01:15:12,628 --> 01:15:13,795
Sandra'll see.

1542
01:15:14,916 --> 01:15:16,249
- Suit yourself.

1543
01:15:23,056 --> 01:15:26,406
You know, I've been thinking
about what you said, and,

1544
01:15:26,407 --> 01:15:28,824
I don't know if you're right.

1545
01:15:29,746 --> 01:15:30,913
- What's that?

1546
01:15:32,981 --> 01:15:35,398
- I don't think I can change.

1547
01:15:37,532 --> 01:15:39,237
It's like some part of me just knows

1548
01:15:39,238 --> 01:15:42,982
I'm not gonna be any
better than Albany fuck up,

1549
01:15:42,983 --> 01:15:44,733
Jake Riley, you know?

1550
01:15:46,914 --> 01:15:49,833
- Can I assume that's your father?

1551
01:15:49,834 --> 01:15:51,751
- Yeah, you can assume.

1552
01:15:53,048 --> 01:15:56,072
I dunno, it's just, look, it's like,

1553
01:15:56,073 --> 01:15:58,980
I'm gonna go home tonight,
and there's gonna be dog

1554
01:15:58,981 --> 01:16:02,160
vomit all over the fuckin'
house you know, 'cause uh...

1555
01:16:02,161 --> 01:16:06,328
'cause I let this poor,
dumb dog eat spoiled eggs.

1556
01:16:07,227 --> 01:16:11,394
You know, and I dunno,
it's, it's on me, you know?

1557
01:16:14,317 --> 01:16:16,319
- Gonna be honest with you, mate.

1558
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,903
I fuckin' lost you.

1559
01:16:19,657 --> 01:16:23,407
- It just doesn't matter
how bad you want it.

1560
01:16:25,574 --> 01:16:28,048
- If you wanted it bad enough,

1561
01:16:28,049 --> 01:16:30,382
you wouldn't be saying that.

1562
01:16:44,762 --> 01:16:48,262
Drink, please.

1563
01:17:04,257 --> 01:17:06,434
- No tip?

1564
01:17:06,435 --> 01:17:08,284
- You want a tip?

1565
01:17:08,285 --> 01:17:09,681
- Well, if you
don't have any cash,

1566
01:17:09,682 --> 01:17:10,515
you could give me a check.

1567
01:17:10,516 --> 01:17:11,746
- Okay, I'll give you a tip.

1568
01:17:11,747 --> 01:17:12,747
Okay...

1569
01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:14,626
Come here.

1570
01:17:15,648 --> 01:17:20,123
Stay as far away from these
fuckin' people as you can?

1571
01:17:20,124 --> 01:17:21,223
Okay?

1572
01:17:21,224 --> 01:17:22,974
Good chat, good chat.

1573
01:17:24,275 --> 01:17:25,275
- Thanks.

1574
01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:27,363
- Hey, Chuck.

1575
01:17:28,246 --> 01:17:29,841
Chuck.

1576
01:17:29,842 --> 01:17:31,448
Yeah, I'm not fuckin' sorry, okay?

1577
01:17:31,449 --> 01:17:32,851
Not even a little bit.

1578
01:17:32,852 --> 01:17:34,112
- Excuse me?

1579
01:17:34,113 --> 01:17:38,900
- Before, I said I was
sorry, and I'm not, okay?

1580
01:17:38,901 --> 01:17:42,506
And that is the difference
between you and me, okay?

1581
01:17:42,507 --> 01:17:45,199
At least I can acknowledge
that I'm a piece of shit.

1582
01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,660
- You're gonna come into my house,

1583
01:17:46,661 --> 01:17:47,706
you're gonna eat my food,
you're gonna drink--

1584
01:17:47,707 --> 01:17:48,557
- Yeah, I haven't eaten anything,

1585
01:17:48,557 --> 01:17:49,540
you know why?

1586
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,672
Because I made better guac
when I was in fuckin' jail.

1587
01:17:51,673 --> 01:17:52,784
- All right, guys?

1588
01:17:52,785 --> 01:17:54,538
Guys, get this asshole out of here.

1589
01:17:54,539 --> 01:17:56,380
- You have bodyguards at
a fuckin' house party?

1590
01:17:56,381 --> 01:17:57,893
You fucking pansy.

1591
01:17:57,894 --> 01:17:58,891
- What's going on, what's going on?

1592
01:17:58,892 --> 01:18:00,572
- What's going on is
your convict boyfriend here

1593
01:18:00,573 --> 01:18:02,003
wants to square up against
me in my own house.

1594
01:18:02,004 --> 01:18:03,175
- Oh, fuckin' square up, really?

1595
01:18:03,176 --> 01:18:04,009
Huh, is that it?

1596
01:18:04,009 --> 01:18:04,913
- Come on Lee I'm
calling an Uber, come on.

1597
01:18:04,913 --> 01:18:05,852
- Yeah have her call you an Uber,

1598
01:18:05,853 --> 01:18:07,832
'cause you can't afford an
Uber, you piece of shit.

1599
01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:09,055
Good pick, Kate.

1600
01:18:09,056 --> 01:18:09,948
Good luck with that one.

1601
01:18:09,949 --> 01:18:11,210
- Hey, you know what?

1602
01:18:11,211 --> 01:18:12,980
I'm sorry, you know what?

1603
01:18:12,981 --> 01:18:14,351
I am so fuckin' stupid.

1604
01:18:14,352 --> 01:18:16,270
You know, I almost went
off with your glass.

1605
01:18:16,271 --> 01:18:17,207
Here, Chuck.

1606
01:18:17,208 --> 01:18:18,289
- Oh, God--
- Here, take it.

1607
01:18:18,290 --> 01:18:19,311
- Fuck!

1608
01:18:19,312 --> 01:18:20,410
- My hand slipped.

1609
01:18:20,411 --> 01:18:21,403
I'm sorry, Chuck.

1610
01:18:21,404 --> 01:18:23,002
- I'm gonna sue your ass, motherfucker!

1611
01:18:23,003 --> 01:18:24,739
All $10 you're worth!

1612
01:18:24,740 --> 01:18:25,871
- I'm fuckin' sorry.
- I'm suing your dumb ass.

1613
01:18:25,872 --> 01:18:27,223
- Yeah okay fuckin' enjoy it.
- You fucking idiot, come on!

1614
01:18:27,224 --> 01:18:29,891
- Fuckin' asshole, fuck!

1615
01:19:05,867 --> 01:19:08,415
- Kate, would you stop?

1616
01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:10,300
Kate, would you stop
and talk to me please?

1617
01:19:10,301 --> 01:19:11,459
- What's the fuckin' point?

1618
01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:12,418
- Oh, you're right, whatever, okay.

1619
01:19:12,419 --> 01:19:13,744
Go on, good night, go.

1620
01:19:13,745 --> 01:19:15,625
- Well, it's gonna be the
same conversation we always

1621
01:19:15,626 --> 01:19:17,290
have, so what's the fucking point?

1622
01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:18,290
- What are you talking about?

1623
01:19:18,291 --> 01:19:19,979
We haven't been together in
three fuckin' years, Kate.

1624
01:19:19,980 --> 01:19:23,176
- And we were arguing about
the same exact shit back then.

1625
01:19:23,177 --> 01:19:25,589
Three years in a fucking 10
by 10 cell did absolutely

1626
01:19:25,590 --> 01:19:26,923
nothing for you?

1627
01:19:28,596 --> 01:19:30,477
- The best night's sleep
I've gotten in a month--

1628
01:19:30,478 --> 01:19:31,474
- Oh.

1629
01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:33,148
- Was in a fucking closet, okay?

1630
01:19:33,149 --> 01:19:35,113
It did plenty.

1631
01:19:35,114 --> 01:19:36,652
- Do you remember what
we were fighting about,

1632
01:19:36,653 --> 01:19:38,498
when you hit that guy?

1633
01:19:38,499 --> 01:19:39,699
Do you remember what he said?

1634
01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:40,533
- Yeah, I remember everything.

1635
01:19:40,534 --> 01:19:42,042
- Like how you wouldn't
amount to anything?

1636
01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:43,897
That you weren't good enough for me,

1637
01:19:43,898 --> 01:19:47,232
right before you smashed a
bottle over his skull, huh?

1638
01:19:47,233 --> 01:19:50,372
How is that any different
from tonight, Lee?

1639
01:19:50,373 --> 01:19:52,212
- Well, I didn't use a bottle.

1640
01:19:52,213 --> 01:19:53,522
- Oh, you're always so cute.

1641
01:19:53,523 --> 01:19:55,858
You're so fucking cute.

1642
01:19:55,859 --> 01:19:56,692
- Oh, yeah?

1643
01:19:56,693 --> 01:19:58,075
Yeah, I look fucking cute?

1644
01:19:58,076 --> 01:19:59,299
I look real fuckin' cute in this,

1645
01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:01,069
this fuckin' ironed shirt and this,

1646
01:20:01,070 --> 01:20:04,392
this nice fuckin' jacket,
and this fancy fuckin' tie?

1647
01:20:04,393 --> 01:20:07,216
Who the fuck do you think I am, huh?

1648
01:20:07,217 --> 01:20:09,340
Who the fuck do you think you are?

1649
01:20:09,341 --> 01:20:10,551
- What does that mean?
- What does that mean?

1650
01:20:10,552 --> 01:20:12,182
Well, one second, you're
all about getting high,

1651
01:20:12,183 --> 01:20:14,928
and skipping work, and
fucking my brains out,

1652
01:20:14,929 --> 01:20:16,037
and the next, huh?

1653
01:20:16,038 --> 01:20:18,666
The next, you wanna, you
wanna fuckin' dress me up,

1654
01:20:18,667 --> 01:20:20,308
you wanna take me to a
fucking fancy dinner party

1655
01:20:20,309 --> 01:20:22,430
and tell people I am in entertainment?

1656
01:20:22,431 --> 01:20:23,657
"Oh, Lee is in entertainment."

1657
01:20:23,658 --> 01:20:25,249
What the fuck does that mean, huh?

1658
01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:26,276
That's cute.

1659
01:20:26,277 --> 01:20:28,317
- It's called growing up, Lee.

1660
01:20:28,318 --> 01:20:29,811
It's called being a fucking adult.

1661
01:20:29,812 --> 01:20:30,812
Why is it.

1662
01:20:32,072 --> 01:20:34,745
Why is it that you can't accept
anything good in your life?

1663
01:20:34,746 --> 01:20:36,870
Are you that much of a
fucking cynic that you just

1664
01:20:36,871 --> 01:20:39,499
have to rip it all apart the
minute things start to work?

1665
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,039
- Well maybe it's because
you tell me I'm bad for you

1666
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,011
every five fuckin' minutes.

1667
01:20:43,012 --> 01:20:44,012
Yeah.

1668
01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:46,924
And I know about Chuck.

1669
01:20:46,925 --> 01:20:49,135
I'm not an idiot.

1670
01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:50,796
- Lee.

1671
01:20:51,121 --> 01:20:52,455
I love you.

1672
01:20:53,579 --> 01:20:56,912
I love you more than you can understand.

1673
01:20:59,325 --> 01:21:03,468
Which is why I need to tell
you you're not gonna make it

1674
01:21:03,469 --> 01:21:04,636
as a musician.

1675
01:21:06,817 --> 01:21:08,902
You're just not.

1676
01:21:08,903 --> 01:21:11,489
And I don't say that out of spite.

1677
01:21:11,490 --> 01:21:14,993
I say that because I care about you.

1678
01:21:14,994 --> 01:21:17,161
And I want you to move on.

1679
01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,535
You're passionate.

1680
01:21:20,536 --> 01:21:21,618
And you're sweet--
- Save it.

1681
01:21:21,619 --> 01:21:23,137
- I know if you put that--
- Fuckin' save it, Kate!

1682
01:21:23,138 --> 01:21:26,707
- Into something else, if you
put that into something else,

1683
01:21:26,708 --> 01:21:31,421
we might actually be able
to have a life together.

1684
01:21:31,422 --> 01:21:34,964
We might actually be able
to go inside that house rip

1685
01:21:34,965 --> 01:21:37,382
every box open, and be happy.

1686
01:21:39,886 --> 01:21:41,136
I'm sorry, Lee.

1687
01:21:44,145 --> 01:21:45,312
Say something.

1688
01:21:46,774 --> 01:21:48,409
Say something, Lee.

1689
01:21:48,410 --> 01:21:49,243
Come on, say something!

1690
01:21:49,244 --> 01:21:50,440
Fuckin' yell at me, hit me!

1691
01:21:50,441 --> 01:21:51,503
- Come on, shove me!

1692
01:21:51,504 --> 01:21:53,457
- Call me cunt, yell at me!
- Come on, hit me, come on.

1693
01:21:53,458 --> 01:21:54,399
Hit me all you want, come on.

1694
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:56,972
Hit me all you want
Kate, because that shit,

1695
01:21:56,973 --> 01:21:59,733
that shit fucking heals, okay?

1696
01:21:59,734 --> 01:22:03,567
But I already told you,
I remember everything.

1697
01:22:07,850 --> 01:22:09,933
And for the record, Kate.

1698
01:22:13,385 --> 01:22:16,013
I wouldn't take it back.

1699
01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:17,847
Take your fuckin' tie.

1700
01:23:59,251 --> 01:24:02,168
- Do you remember the night we met?

1701
01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:07,557
It was August, I think.

1702
01:24:09,096 --> 01:24:10,096
And um...

1703
01:24:11,625 --> 01:24:16,400
I was working at that
bar, fucking Piano Bar.

1704
01:24:21,313 --> 01:24:25,874
I don't even know if
it's still there anymore.

1705
01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:28,992
Anyway it was hot as hell,

1706
01:24:29,126 --> 01:24:32,543
and uh... my hair was
all fucked up and frizzy.

1707
01:24:33,577 --> 01:24:37,553
And I was just in this shit
mood 'cause it was loud

1708
01:24:37,554 --> 01:24:42,554
and cramped and it was
like, two for one Bud night.

1709
01:24:42,629 --> 01:24:44,589
And so I'm like slinging
these things left and right,

1710
01:24:44,590 --> 01:24:47,423
but no one's tipping, like at all.

1711
01:24:48,376 --> 01:24:52,057
And, to top it off, this
asshole in the back starts

1712
01:24:52,058 --> 01:24:55,211
banging on the fucking piano,

1713
01:24:55,212 --> 01:24:57,683
singing to whatever the
hell they were playing, and,

1714
01:24:57,684 --> 01:25:01,010
and he keeps fucking
throwing 20s in the basket,

1715
01:25:01,011 --> 01:25:04,014
making them play the same song again and,

1716
01:25:04,015 --> 01:25:05,348
again and again.

1717
01:25:06,307 --> 01:25:10,307
And he's banging like a
fucking idiot each time.

1718
01:25:14,615 --> 01:25:19,532
After like the sixth repeat,
I've had it, I'm done.

1719
01:25:19,956 --> 01:25:23,615
And I walk over to kick him out,

1720
01:25:24,056 --> 01:25:25,042
and I say--

1721
01:25:25,043 --> 01:25:28,375
- "Does being an asshole come naturally?

1722
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:32,500
"Or do you actually have to try?"

1723
01:25:36,878 --> 01:25:39,295
I turned around and saw you.

1724
01:25:40,424 --> 01:25:42,507
Your hair was all frizzy.

1725
01:25:44,102 --> 01:25:46,852
And I thought you were beautiful.

1726
01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:52,567
And I know it sounds stupid, but uh...

1727
01:25:54,601 --> 01:25:56,351
Man I was speechless.

1728
01:25:59,904 --> 01:26:01,612
So, you said,

1729
01:26:05,238 --> 01:26:09,405
"You gotta go buddy, you're
pissing everyone off."

1730
01:26:14,301 --> 01:26:16,862
And I said, "That's fine.

1731
01:26:16,863 --> 01:26:20,946
"I was just about ready
to take you home anyway."

1732
01:26:27,554 --> 01:26:29,221
I do love you, Kate.

1733
01:26:31,349 --> 01:26:32,349
I really do.

1734
01:26:37,900 --> 01:26:42,567
And I do understand because
I remember it was July 28th.

1735
01:26:44,491 --> 01:26:46,408
The song was "Piano Man".

1736
01:26:47,721 --> 01:26:50,221
And you weren't slinging Buds.

1737
01:26:52,257 --> 01:26:54,590
They were Miller High Lifes.

1738
01:26:58,181 --> 01:27:01,142
I must have replayed that memory 100 times

1739
01:27:01,143 --> 01:27:02,476
when I was away.

1740
01:27:05,647 --> 01:27:10,456
And if I could relive one night again,

1741
01:27:13,624 --> 01:27:15,374
It would be that one.

1742
01:27:16,670 --> 01:27:19,420
Every time, it would be that one.

1743
01:27:55,921 --> 01:27:59,991
♪ Just looking up the
street when I saw you ♪

1744
01:27:59,992 --> 01:28:04,220
♪ Didn't even see me as I walked on by ♪

1745
01:28:04,221 --> 01:28:08,399
♪ It's been a few long
months since I've seen you ♪

1746
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:12,553
♪ You had to let me go ♪

1747
01:28:12,554 --> 01:28:17,064
♪ Well, I've been fine doing
the things that I wanted to ♪

1748
01:28:17,065 --> 01:28:21,779
♪ Trying to forget that
didn't last too long ♪

1749
01:28:21,780 --> 01:28:25,794
♪ I didn't know how much I loved you ♪

1750
01:28:25,795 --> 01:28:29,005
♪ Until you let me go ♪

1751
01:28:29,006 --> 01:28:33,238
♪ And now we're silent eyes ♪

1752
01:28:33,239 --> 01:28:37,768
♪ On one another's faces ♪

1753
01:28:37,769 --> 01:28:40,856
♪ As the rain ♪

1754
01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:45,857
♪ Aw it poured on down ♪

1755
01:28:46,150 --> 01:28:50,234
♪ And now we had to cry ♪

1756
01:28:50,235 --> 01:28:54,591
♪ As I left for other places ♪

1757
01:28:54,592 --> 01:28:57,848
♪ And you said ♪

1758
01:28:57,849 --> 01:29:02,849
♪ Maybe I'll see you around ♪

1759
01:29:04,476 --> 01:29:07,842
♪ So we sat down by that riverside ♪

1760
01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:12,716
♪ Watching all of those
fireworks lighting up that sky ♪

1761
01:29:12,717 --> 01:29:17,112
♪ You said it hurt so much to lose you ♪

1762
01:29:17,113 --> 01:29:20,613
♪ But still you let me go ♪

1763
01:30:43,797 --> 01:30:48,146
♪ And now we're silent eyes ♪

1764
01:30:48,147 --> 01:30:52,319
♪ On one another's faces ♪

1765
01:30:52,320 --> 01:30:55,488
♪ As the rain ♪

1766
01:30:55,489 --> 01:31:00,489
♪ Baby, it poured on down ♪

1767
01:31:00,536 --> 01:31:04,749
♪ And now we had to cry ♪

1768
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:08,880
♪ As I left for other places ♪

1769
01:31:08,881 --> 01:31:11,955
♪ And you said ♪

1770
01:31:11,956 --> 01:31:16,956
♪ Maybe I'll see you around ♪

1771
01:31:18,537 --> 01:31:21,749
♪ So we sat down by that riverside ♪

1772
01:31:21,750 --> 01:31:26,520
♪ Watching all of those
fireworks lighting up that sky ♪

1773
01:31:26,521 --> 01:31:30,860
♪ You said it hurt so much to lose you ♪

1774
01:31:30,861 --> 01:31:32,817
♪ But still you let me go ♪