Strategy [Anon x Celestia]

"Admit it, bitch! You're mine!"
>"Never! You will succumb to me!"
"Yeah, yeah, keep fighting it, Celestia; it'll just make my victory that much sweeter when I come out on top!"
>"You are nearly as weak as you are disgusting, Anonymous! I will be the victor!"
>You are Anonymous
>You're hot, sweaty, and exhausted
>You've been struggling with Celestia for some time now
>She still refuses to submit to you, even though you have her beat
>There's nothing else she can do, no moves left to make
>She had thought you'd be an easy opponent
>She was wrong
>She got cocky and used all her best moves early on
>You easily withstood her assault, and now you had her right where you wanted her
>It took her everything she had just to keep up with you
>Your constant poking and prodding of her defenses didn't help, either
>She had quickly lost that regal air of calmness when you started gaining ground
>Now, with every thrust forward you made, she moaned in frustration
>Well, unless she liked being dominated, that is
>If she had a submissive streak in her, she really didn't like showing it
>That much was obvious from how loudly she protested
>Speaking of which... you spot another opportunity to sneak through her defenses
>She moans again
>"Surely that move is illegal! I should have you thrown in the dungeons!"
>You grunt
"Forgetting our special rules already, Celestia?"
>She groans as you break through her defenses once more
>"Damn you and your 'special rules', Anonymous..."

>She's sweating even more now
>She knows her complete and utter defeat is nearly at hand
>She makes a final desperate counterattack
>...But the force behind it is so weak, you simply shrug it off
"Admit it, Celestia!"
>You move into position
>"No!"
>You prepare to strike the final blow
"You lose!"
>"Never!"
>Her breathing quickens, but her pride won't let her admit she's beaten
"Celestia, you..."
>You press forward
"Are..."
>A look of pain spreads across her face
"Fucked!"
>You break past her defenses for one last time
>"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
>You win
>You're both panting at this point
>This room was way too warm for its own good
>You throw open a window
>Celestia has a dejected look on her face as she stares down at the table
>You put a hand under her chin and lift her head
>You stare into her eyes
"You fought valiantly, Celestia. But there was no way you could've won."
>She pouts
>"I know. It was foolish of me to think otherwise."
>She sighs
>"After all, nopony has ever beaten you in a game of Risk."