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- >Be the filly kind of Anon
- >It's another beautiful day in the Everfree Forest
- >You've gone in here to get something horrifying and mind-destroyingly disgusting to show to Anon - the one who got to keep his human body
- >Fuck purple, she's still banned from cloning attempts
- >But that is not the spite you are trying to feed today
- >You're feeding your food-based spite against Anon who ate all the goddamn trout that he was got for you
- >What did he expect to happen when you were left with tendie ingredients?
- >Now he will rue the day he admittedly righteously kept your fish from you
- >You just have to find something. A timberwolf? Cockatrice? Maybe even a chimera?
- >First come, first chase you guess
- >Probably should have made an actual plan on this
- >Shut up me, you're not supposed to doubt the master plan
- "Ah-ah-ACHOO!"
- >That's one way to break yourself out of an internal argument early
- >There's a lot of pollen here
- >Probably because of the flowers, retard
- >Damn they're blue, might keep some for myself later, love blue shit
- >Something in the back of your mind says that maybe there's something wrong with them
- >Eh, whatever, if it's not trying to kill me immediately it's probably harmless
- >Unlike that chicken-lizard thing
- >Jackpot
- >You look away from the back of its head, being a statue is not a good way to get payback
- >Or at least being a statue in the middle of the Everfree
- >Getting off track here, need to get that thing to chase me back
- "Oi, chicken lizard cunt thing fucker, follow me!"
- >That should do it
- >Turning around, you start to book it
- >Judging by that sound of quick footsteps, it's almost as fast as you
- >Did not count on that
- >You dodge and weave through the trees, back to your house on the outskirts of Ponyville
- >Anon won't know what hit him
- >You break the treeline, and spot your house in the distance
- >And you're also running out of breath, who knew that going from not running to running for a while tires you out
- >Also you tingle a little bit all over
- >Shit, did the whole stone-vision thing work even if you didn't look at it?
- >You're just a little bit from the house, just have to ding-dong ditch to get him to see it
- >You quickly look over your shoulder to make sure that the thing is following you
- >You remember that this was a mistake after you make it
- >Your last words escape as you're turned to stone
- "Fuck you faggot."
- >Be Anon
- >The most glorious green guy known to this pony-infested land
- >You just finished giving your morning hatred-fueled insults to the sun for flashing in your eyes in the morning
- >How did nobody invent blackout curtains yet?
- >Well, it's time to get up again, start another day, do the three S's.
- >You're well into brewing your morning cup of coffee until you realize that your favorite little green clone horse never came out of her room
- >You gently open her bedroom door...
- "Hey faggot get up."
- >But there was nobody there
- >Maybe she's already up somewhere?
- >It's not like this is common, but it has happened before
- >Especially times like now, where she's mad at you for some retarded reason
- >Like last night when you ate the fish that you got that night, no questions
- >Tastes bad when you don't cook it right away
- >Anyway she's you but a little filly, she's probably fine
- >You finish musing to yourself as you finish making your coffee
- >Black today, too lazy to fetch the cream
- >But not too lazy to start to think of making more insults to Celestia's fiery load of fucking bullshit
- >You're pretty sure that the dream you were having was awesome but you can't remember a thing about it
- >Out the door you go, gotta make sure there's no barriers between that nuclear fusion reactor and your unmatched intellect of insults
- "Fuck you, you great big ball of fuckwits!"
- >Truly, beyond your time
- "Your existence hurts my eyes! I wanted to sleep godda-"
- >Your tirade is cut short when you notice a stone statue just a few feet from the door
- >It's of Anonfilly, but with a giant fucking horsecock, with these blue flower petals stuck all over her
- >You're pretty sure that fillies don't have those naturally
- >Normally, you'd put this kind of thing off as a prank, but only Anonfilly does those kinds of pranks, and she is not nearly proficient enough with that horn to pull this off
- >Well, her and Discord, but he's barred from talking to you or Anonfilly after that one incident with the quesadillas
- >Twiggles did not get over her fear
- >That leaves one more option: this is real somehow
- >Guess you'll go get purple to fix this
- >...but that can wait, you have more pressing matters
- "Your celestial fuckshit cuntflicking fuck can eat a dick, sun!"
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