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AnonPone - part 7 -

Apr 2nd, 2015
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  1. >Oh fuck
  2. >You'd forgotten about that
  3. >"Yes, David, it is. I did, however, not call him here."
  4. >She coughs
  5. >"Not intentionally, at least. I accidentally summoned him with a spell a while ago, and he said he didn't want to leave, so I let him stay. He goes by Anonymous or Anon."
  6. >You and David exchange a knowing glance
  7. >"Anyway, he fairly recently came into contact with an alien lifeform that can take the shape of other ponies after getting a DNA sample. Or consuming said pony. It's....been a problem. She kind of got really jealous and tried to eat Applejack because Anon had a crush on her"
  8. >Twi facehoofs
  9. >"We've been letting her live and studying her for a year or so now, and...it's hard to trust somepony like that, even if she gives her word to not harm anypony. Heck, she even saved the Mayor from a timberwolf."
  10. >You both whistle, impressed
  11. >"And..well, Anon tells me the isolation has started to take its toll on her. On the one hand, she's dangerous, and tried to eat my friend - on the other, I know the pain of loneliness and the bliss of friendship. For pony's sake, we've managed to mostly reform Discord."
  12. >She clicks her tongue
  13. >"I'm sorry, that's not something I should foist onto you two, I guess I just thought I should let you know. Maybe you could befriend them, if you'd like to stay a while. It's up to you, of course."
  14. >The two of you nod
  15. "Uh...can we just get some time to think? Just a few minutes?"
  16. >"Of course."
  17. >Twilight gives you a smile
  18. >A little bit of worry shows on her face
  19. >As Twilight leaves the room, David turns to you
  20. >"This sounds pretty ideal, doesn't it?"
  21. >You nod
  22. "It..kind of does. I could get a new pony form that I could use both here and in the real world - and put away when I don't need it."
  23. >"If that works, then we go back to our world, eventually, though?"
  24. "Mhm. Even if I'd kind of like to ask Twilight if there's any way to get back here. I mean, this is fucking Equestria, man! Usually, the only way to get here would be through a noose."
  25. >You share a chuckle
  26. >"That's dark, man"
  27. "Heh. Yeah, but, kind of funny, you have to admit"
  28. >"Yep. So, anywho, there's our plan for that. Now, about that Anon and his marefriend."
  29. "Sounds like John Carpenter's The Thing to me"
  30. >"Oh fuck, that's what it reminded me of . Yeah, I guess that's probably it. Which sounds like something out of a weird green."
  31. "And our situation doesn't?"
  32. >"En garde. Touché. How cliché."
  33. >he smiles
  34. >"Fair point. Opinion?"
  35. "I dunno, I like the sound of befriending them. Parlty because it gives me an excuse to stay here a little longer."
  36. >"Heh. And if nothing else, then at least it sounds like Anon might be needing a little help with this handful of a situation."
  37. >You nod
  38. "Yeah, it sounds like the drama's getting pretty real. Plus, I do like getting new friends."
  39. >"Then that's what we'll do, then. Twilight, you can come back in now."
  40. >Almost instantly, Twilight peeks her head back in
  41. >Kind of like she was pressing her ear to the door and listening
  42. >Heh
  43. >You explain it all to her (seriously, I can't be arsed to write what you just wrote all over again.)
  44. >"Of course. What would you like your pony form to be like?"
  45. >You briefly think on it
  46. "W-well, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to try being a pegasus"
  47. >Twilight nods
  48. >"Very well. Anything else?"
  49. >You describe what you'd like to look like (pic from >>22443018 )
  50. >"That should be manageable. Please hold still"
  51. >Her horn glows
  52. >You feel dizzy
  53. >There are a few popping and crunching sounds
  54. >But you can't feel anything
  55. >Then you feel refreshed
  56. >You look over yourself
  57. >Holy shit
  58. >This is amazing
  59. >She even got the scarf right
  60. >She sees your satisfaction and gives a smile of her own
  61. >Daw
  62. >There's a reason she's second best waifu
  63. "Thank y-"
  64. Oh god
  65. >Your voice
  66. >It's...different
  67. >Not bad or anything
  68. >Just..different
  69. >You cough
  70. "T-thank you, Twilight."
  71. >"Oh, no problem that was the least I could do. Besides, while I don't want to sound like I'm trying to bribe you, I guess you could partly see it as me being grateful you'll try and help out with the other..situation."
  72. >She nibbles a bit on her lower lip
  73. >"As for being able to come back..I've made a magical bond with you, Sebastian. Whenever you wish to speak with me, say my name three times, and I'll answer you. Does that sound good?"
  74. >You blink
  75. "I-it does. That's way more than I could ever ask for! Thank you!"
  76. >"Oh, don't mention it"
  77. >She's blushing a bit
  78. >You're starting to get used to/comfortable with your new voice
  79. >Sort of
  80. >It's still weird
  81. >"Well, if there's nothing further, I'll leave you to it"
  82. >Twilight gives a giggle and heads out the door
  83. >David gives you a look
  84. >"Research, huh?"
  85. >You bop him on the head
  86. "H-hey! If Twilight wants to be voyeuristic, I have nothing against that."
  87. >"No, you're right, that does make it a bit hotter."
  88. "Heh. You're pretty twisted, you horsefucking bastard."
  89. >"Rubber. Glue. Who's the willing horsewaifu?"
  90. >You laugh
  91. "Fair point"
  92. >"So hey, anywho, what say we go and meet the neighbors?"
  93. "Well...uh..first I might need a new pony name, just to be able to go outside."
  94. >You check out your flank
  95. >A four-leaf clover cutie mark
  96. >...
  97. "Huh. So I guess it's-"
  98. >"Clover? Hah, I like it."
  99. "Heh. I guess we're good to go then."
  100. >With that, you head off
  101. >Twi'd told you where to find Anon, so finding him wasn't a problem
  102. >On the way there, you notice ponies are friendly, and basically treat you like one of their own
  103. >It's a weird as fuck feeling
  104. >Meanwhile, they're a bit more wary of David
  105. >But fascinated by him too
  106. >You finally arrive at Anon's house
  107. >And knock on the door
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