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> S!Paloma: Bite off more than you can chew.

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  1. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] began trolling oceanicStargazer [OS] at 13:41 --
  2. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] leans against a tree in the Land of Cliffs and Rhyme, examining her claws. --
  3. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] drops in --
  4. OS: hello paloma.
  5. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] looks up at the Shadow, raising a brow. --
  6. AA: <\ Emarin. What a surprise! />
  7. OS: Perhaps a bit.
  8. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] flexes her claws. --
  9. AA: <\ To what do I owe the honour? />
  10. OS: i returned to visit
  11. OS: after all
  12. OS: last night was just so wonderful
  13. AA: <\ What they say about seadwellers is all true. />
  14. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] grins --
  15. AA: <\ Sure, it was great. What do you want now? />
  16. OS: what do i want?
  17. OS: you ask that like you cant find reason for me to return
  18. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] rolls her eyes, sighing dramatically. --
  19. AA: <\ Oh, don't tell me you're infatuated. />
  20. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] puts on a high voice. --
  21. AA: <\ Paloma! Paloma! Do this, Paloma! Help me, Paloma! Be with me, Paloma! />
  22. OS: infatuated would not be the word.
  23. AA: <\ I wanted you, I had you. You're old news, baby. />
  24. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] frowns --
  25. AA: <\ Now buzz off before I decide I want something else. />
  26. OS: that's no way to treat a seadweller!
  27. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] grins. --
  28. AA: <\ Oh, my Queen, did I hurt you? />
  29. OS: a limeblood couldnt hurt me.
  30. AA: <\ Wanna bet? />
  31. OS: yes.
  32. AA: <\ You bleed pretty, babe. />
  33. OS: pardon?
  34. AA: <\ You deaf as well as dumb? />
  35. AA: <\ I'm telling you what I want. />
  36. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] extracts her umbrella, slipping into a stance. --
  37. AA: <\ Tonight I want to hear you scream. />
  38. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] grins --
  39. OS: you'll be hard pressed for that.
  40. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] le telescope draw --
  41. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] beckons with a curled claw. --
  42. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] lunges forward, swinging with her telescope, incredibly fast --
  43. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] reacts as she sees the Shadow move. She darts to the side -- clipped by the telescope as it moves a little too fast for her calculations. She thrusts her folded umbrella at Emarin's side with deft and wasteless movements. --
  44. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] grips it, barely fast enough to stop it, quickly getting into a stable stance --
  45. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] moves forward, closing the space between them as her claws come up towards the Shadow's eyes. It's a distraction, though - the real problem is the way her knee comes up to strike at the back of the Shadow's knees, aiming to topple her over. --
  46. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] blocks the claws, but the knee strikes, bringing her down, snaping the tip of the umbrella off --
  47. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] laughs as she hears the steel snap. She brings her foot down on Emarin's gut, hard. --
  48. AA: <\ That was mine. />
  49. AA: <\ AND YOU BROKE IT. />
  50. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] groans, but she swings her telescope up into her leg anyway, not as fast as her first swing, but still admirable in speed. --
  51. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] takes the hit with a grunt of pain and grabs the telescope, trying to dig her heel into Emarin at the same time. --
  52. AA: <\ How about I break something of yours? />
  53. AA: <\ Like... />
  54. AA: <\ I don't know... />
  55. AA: <\ YOUR FACE! />
  56. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] smirks, gripping her wrist and letting go off the telescope, instead pulling her down into an upward fist punch --
  57. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] staggers, falling down into the punch - her leg was pretty hurt by that telescope swing, and it can't keep her up when she's pulled. --
  58. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] her fist nails her in the chest, craking a rib or two, probably leaving Paloma winded --
  59. AA: <\ Gh-- />
  60. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] is quick to her feet, shoving paloma to the ground and landing a square kick to her chest, probably more cracked ribs --
  61. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] gasps, curling into a ball. --
  62. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] grabs paloma's broken umbrella, stabbing it into one of her hands and then into the ground while she's down --
  63. OS: let this be a lesson, limeblood.
  64. OS: act out again, and i'll kill you like the rest
  65. OS: cherish what little energy you've got in you.
  66. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] steps back, retrieving her telescope --
  67. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] coughs, muttering something which sounds suspiciously like, 'you bastard'. --
  68. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] smirks --
  69. OS: watch your mouth, kid.
  70. OS: there are better last words. maybe you should think of some. maybe something.... holey.
  71. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] laughs harshly, departing --
  72. -- absoluteAltitude [AA] lies there for a while before she has the strength to shadowpoof away. Oh, that Shadow is going to *pay*... --
  73. -- oceanicStargazer [OS] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 14:25 --
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