Jort and James on Shamchat

This is a conversation between James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy) and yourself, Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur).

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Hello, my name is Jort.

      Nice to meet you James

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Hello Jort

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Hello

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Nice to meet you too.

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): You too

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy) has read your starter.

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Oh shoot, my darn kids are trying to pour orange juice on my keyboard

      What should I do about this?

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Oh shoot

      Beat them

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): With what?

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): The yelling sock

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Good idea

      i will yell into a sock

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): No

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Oh

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Whenever you yell at the kids, put a quarter into the sock

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Alright

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Then you will have a weapon to beat them

      win win

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Very smart idea. I've yelled at them several times now.

      The sock is very full

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Yes, good

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Woah what the heck Kyers, you came this close

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): If they really act up, place them in a burlap sack and throw it in the river

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): I threw the sock at Kyers

      He's 4

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): f u c k

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Now he's crying

      What should I do to make sure my wife doesn't notice?

      Also, I threw the sock at the other kids to prevent them from telling

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Throw the sock at your wife

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Good idea

      Pleesko, Please go come over here!

      Alright, she's down.

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Good

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Now, where do I hide the bodies?

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Uh

      Throw the sock at yourself

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Good idea!

      They can't imprison me for murder if I'm dead!

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Exactly!

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): I'll update you on how it goes!

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): These are the quality srp that I look forward to every day

Jort McJuffins (M, 33, father, lover, rich, fast food worker, family man, entrepreneur): Alright, Here goes nothing!

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy): Godspeed

James (M, 21, Bondage, Abdl, Daddy) has left the conversation.