Episode 25

Episode 25) Secret Wars Part 4 Guardian Farm:

	Welcome back to another exciting Episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles tonight we return to the Planet^2 World last time some interesting things happened, for one thing AGE of Mending has started if you don’t know what that means well I’ll be brief Docs has amassed a whole metric butt ton of the rare Mending Enchantments a valuable enchantment for with it your weapons will have the ability to self-repair, this caused a sharp decline in the worth of Mending Enchantments. Also Lorny continued his building of the Mansion of the Mafia his goal was to make a Mansion so extravagant it would make the other Mafia Bosses extremely jealous it would also catapult him to the top of the Mafia Charts other than that the stream was pretty chill except for the part where Sly troll Raph with the elytra that caused him to glitch into the floor, but the most saddening shocking twist was when Lisa revealed herself to be a Clone by stabbing Lorny in the back both metaphorically and literally…

	The Eye of the Concord stands above the Original Lisa and  is about to stab the dagger through her chest but he stops he hears the sound of a messenger beep, turning around he quickly answered it after a few moments of speaking he soon hangs up it seems the higher ups still have use for her he thought placing the knife back into the ACB the Eye of Concord ordered one of his Servants to move her to Site Gamma she will be held as bait for when the time comes Loryn and whoever he decides to bring will walk into his trip and be eliminated, waking to his personal office he sat down on his chair removing his hood Baron Von Einstein looked at his computer screen he was hot and tired he hated wearing the Eye of the Concord outfit but he had to ever since his capture by the Matt and his comrades he had been subjugated to horrible testing’s similar to the ones he went through so long ago in the camps of the Order of Bones. and now here he is breeding an army of Clones to take down this world a part of him hated being used but a part of him was tired of fighting the conditioning so he sat looking at the screen his orders were simple, to send a discreet message to Lorny and then prepare the trap…Before he sent the message he quickly thought what his former students Dr. Funkalicious and Dr. Swell Guy McGee would think of him once they find out he is being a pawn of their enemies, but there is a small comfort they are both no longer in the living so he at least be spared of their judgments right??

	Guess what my Homies we have received a new Homie in the mail his name is Rosetta Moonstar he is a cool Homie so give him a warm welcome, and like usual our Homie Lorny the Genie has given him the bare necessities and has informed Rosetta of the world and how it works also Colonialism it’s a great I mean turning the indigenous people into your slaves and then forcing them to work in back breaking labor like in the mines, or even better force recruit them into Colonial Cannon Fodder erh I mean Colonial Militias yup Colonialism is simple the best if you don’t agree you are either under the shackles which means your opinion is utterly meaningless or you’re just a wimpy cowards who too afraid to do some genocide and enslaving…

	Loryn and Raph are at the site of a new Guardian Farm well soon to be Guardian Farm but for now they will in case it in sand the reason for this it gets everywhere and it’s very coarse, they will encase the Temple trapping every Guardian unlucky enough to escape but it is very difficult for Raph and Lorny for they are Guardians outside have begun the Hit and Run raids against them I am getting flash backs to the first Season of CF when they originally built the Genesis Grinder… they needed help but soon my Son that’s not Earf joined them to be specific it was Docs the Sexy Mankini wearing man himself to them in their quest of getting a whole lot of sand I mean enough sand to create a small moon and even then it still might not be enough.

	Tonight on Planetary News we bring you this are you tried of being under the clutches of the Mafia to scared live your lives while forcing you to pay “protection”, are you tired of being experimented on by the SSS having your love ones be treated basically like cattle, and finally are you tired of living in a chaotic corrupt world where every Faction is at each other’s throats and at any moment war could erupt endangering you and your family, and once the war is done they leave the clean up to you while you are still morning the loss of your loved ones fighting in a worthless war.

	Listen to me oppressed people of the world your leaders are corrupt and war hungry they will gladly use up your lives for their selfish desires, you the people who have bled for these Factions and what do they give you in return nothing but misery and pain you are nothing more than slaves for pseudo countries, they have polluted the world with their relentless mining operations they have conducted ethnic cleansing on a scale never before seen, they have created weapons that could vaporize millions and yet they do not care the Arms Race between the Factions has actually  increased throughout the years.

	But no more my Brothers and Sister no more will we sit idly by while these Faction get fat on the fruits of your labors so I implore you to rise up and fight against the greed of the factions, for those who are too afraid who think the Faction to powerful to topple from the inside there is hope for a hero has appeared named the Eye of the Concord he is leading the Savors of the world together with your help and cooperation we will be able to topple the factions and finally bring peace to the world.. I am John-John the Johnman and one this Planetary News I call for a World Wide Revolution!!!

	After the broadcast of the newest Planetary news revolts around the worlds have flared up each Faction tackling these revolts hard but there are many, but it gets worse for them there is rumors going around of a Super weapon slowly making its way to the mainland there are stories being circulated of a massive fleeing fortress armed to the teeth with advanced weapons,  it has a name it’s called Momento Mori a Super Weapon created by the Armored Baby Zombie Brigade it should make landfall in one month…

	Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles it has begun the world is primed and ready for a worldwide revolutions not only that but the Super Weapon Momento Mori is about to make itself known, will the rumors of its power be proven will the Factions stop bickering against each other long enough to work together to stop their common enemy? Well time will tell on the next episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles!