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Jump 465: Call of Duty - Infinite Warfare

Feb 19th, 2018
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  1. Jump 465: Call of Duty - Infinite Warfare
  2. >King of Pentacles: A true businessman, with a gift for identifying opportunities and taking advantage of them.
  3. >Age: 30
  4. >Faction: Settlement Defense Force
  5. Sieg Zeon! Wait, no, that's not quite right. Feels uncomfortably close though...
  6. >Branch: Navy
  7. Which means I don't have to put my feet on the ground. Because that would be stupid. The whole point of war in the space age is to control the high ground.
  8. >Earning Your Wings (Free, Navy)
  9. Well, at least I can pilot anything in this navy.
  10. >Peace To The Fallen (900, Navy)
  11. Promotion through retirements and "retirements". Fitting for the SDF.
  12. >Anthropic Universe (600, Navy)
  13. >You Are My Mission (300)
  14. >Mars Aeternum (0)
  15. Aaand two capstones later, LET'S THROW EVERYTHING ONTO ITS EAR.
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  17. So! It appears I've arrived in this jump not long after Geneva was bombed and-
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  19. You know what, this is too retarded.
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  21. There isn't a whole lot of detail to write up here, quite frankly. I'm just going to stage an immediate coup of the SDF's leadership and throw full jumper charisma behind stopping the war... deprogramming the propaganda-fed masses, building new ships to deal with the remnants, and uniting everyone on and off of humanity's home. Come on, this plot is so overdone and it would be more fitting to see things take a noblebright direction by using Anthropic Universe to its full potential. It will certainly be an uphill struggle, but I've got ten years to turn this around. After all, the main character won the battle but the SDF will win the war, which means nuking Earth I guess because reasons? No thanks.
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  23. Plus, why is anyone actually HAVING a war again? There's no good reason other than grimderp "the bad guys are space nazis" honestly. There's really not.
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