_shitcode.rb

        # Spin the bottle
        when /^(\.spin)/i
            list = XChatRuby::XChatRubyList.new( "users" );
            users = [];
            while list.next
                nick = list.str("nick");
                users.push(nick);
            end
            command( format( "say ![bc03]#{triggerUser}![bc] spins the bottle..." ) );
            timerAddition = 0;
            userDuplicated = true;
            # we assume that the user IS duplicated in order to initialize
            # the loop.
            while userDuplicated == true do
                srand();
                user = users[rand(users.size)]
                userDuplicated = triggerUser.eql?(user) ? true : false;
                if userDuplicated == true
                    command( format( "timer #{timerAddition+2+rand(4)+1} say The bottle stopped at ![bc03]#{triggerUser}![bc]! Respinning~..." ) );
                    timerAddition = timerAddition.next + 1; # adding an extra second onto the addition
                else
                    timerAddition = timerAddition.next #adding an extra second
                    command( format( "timer #{timerAddition+2+rand(4)+1} say The bottle stopped at ![bc03]#{user}![bc]! Now kiss up~" ) );
                end
            end
            # note: 2+rand(3)+1 == minimum of 2 seconds + a random number between 0 and 2 + 1 to make the random number between 1 and 3.



        # Dr Pepper Dispenser
        when /^\.drpepper/i
                wordarr = words[1].split(" ")
                wordarr.slice!(0)
                myphrase = wordarr.join(" ")
                if myphrase.length < 1 then myphrase = triggerUser end

                command( "me dispenses a Dr Pepper for #{myphrase}." )




            when /^\.accident/i
                wordarr = words[1].split(" ")
                wordarr.slice!(0)
                myphrase = wordarr.join(" ")
                if myphrase.length < 1 then myphrase = triggerUser end
                command( "say I accidentally all over #{myphrase}" )


            when /^\.dickpunch/i

                wordarr = words[1].split(" ")
                wordarr.slice!(0)
                myphrase = wordarr.join(" ")
                if words[1] =~ /(#{myNick})$/i
                    myphrase = triggerUser
                end
                if myphrase.length < 1 then myphrase = triggerUser end
                command( "me punches #{myphrase} in the dick" )
            when /^\.despair/i
                wordarr = words[1].split(" ")
                wordarr.slice!(0)
                myphrase = wordarr.join(" ")
                myphrase.slice!(100..-1)
                if myphrase.length < 1 then myphrase = triggerUser end
                command( "say I AM IN DESPAIR! #{myphrase.upcase} HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!!" )
            when /^\.superarts/i
                if words[1] =~ /(#{myNick})$/i
                    command("say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO");
                    return XCHAT_EAT_NONE
                end

                if words[2] !~ /(~|&|@)/ then return XCHAT_EAT_NONE end

                wordarr = words[1].split(" ")
                wordarr.slice!(0)
                myphrase = wordarr.join(" ")
                if myphrase.length < 1 then myphrase = triggerUser end
                command( "cs op #{currentChannel}" )
                command( "timer 2 nick WesleyWillis")
                if currentChannel =~ /^(\#shakesoda)$/i
                    command( "timer 3 say .timeban #{myphrase} 4s SUCK A CHEETA'S DICK" )
                else
                    command( "timer 3 kick #{myphrase} SUCK A CHEETA'S DICK" )
                end
                command( "timer 5 nick #{myNick}")
            when /^\.monsterkill/i
                if words[2] !~ /(~|&|@)/ then return XCHAT_EAT_NONE end
                wordarr = words[1].split(" ")
                wordarr.slice!(0)
                myphrase = wordarr.join(" ")
                if myphrase.length < 1 then myphrase = triggerUser end
                command( "cs op #{currentChannel}" )
                command( "timer 2 kick #{myphrase} HEADSHOT" )




            # Random number generator X x Y
            when /^\.rand/i
                wordarr = words[1].split(" ")
                wordarr.slice!(0)
                myphrase = wordarr.join(" ")

                if myphrase.match(/^([^ ]+?)$/i) != nil
                    command( "say Nothing here." )
                end

                if myphrase.match(/^(-?\d+?) (-?\d+?)$/i) != nil
                    x = Integer(myphrase.match(/^(-?\d+?) (-?\d+?)$/i)[1])
                    y = Integer(CGI::escape(myphrase.match(/^(-?\d+?) (-?\d+?)$/i)[2]))
                    puts "X=#{x} Y=#{y}"
                    if y > x
                        srand();
                        command("say #{triggerUser}, your number is... #{x + rand(y-x)}.")
                    elsif y == x+1
                        command("say Your second number must be greater than your first number + 1.")
                    else
                        command("say Your second number must be larger than your first.")
                    end
                end