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Dear Sir:

I have been requested by the Nigerian National Meme Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Meme Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for spreading epic memes to the populus in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling [ERROR: INVALID PARAMETER]. The Nigerian National Meme Company is desirous to go door to door spouting memes at people in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Meme Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Meme Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Meme Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or [ERROR: ARRAY INDEX OUT OF BOUNDS] of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least [ERROR: FILE "NigerianPrinceScam.txt" NOT FOUND] in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Meme Company (who will, of course, be spouting epic memes during the entire visit), as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at [ERROR: FILE "8YearOldGirlWithThongWedgie.png" NOT FOUND]. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Alyusi Islassis