Taco Bell Sales Plan

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#                              TACO BELL                            #
#                     and why you should eat there                  #
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--- What is Taco Bell? ---
Taco Bell is a fast food restaurant that beats the socks off of other fast food restaurants. Instead of serving burgers, hot dogs, and ice cream like pretty much every other fast food chain, they serve different food. Not everyone likes burgers and fries with a milkshake. Taco Bell's Mexican Flavors have been perfected over the past 50.5 years. It's fast, cheap, and it's the tastiest fast food restaurant.

--- Taco Quotes ---
Here are some quotes from REAL people (not fake ones) on Taco Bell:
Quotes are taken from http://forum.starmen.net/forum/General/Discussion/Taco-Bell-is-awesome

"All those other places try to fill you up with bulk and a little flavor; Taco Bell cuts straight to the flavor awesome. There is no substitute. Your bowels can't handle the awesome? More for me."
 - NLA

"Taco Bell owns."
 - Ector

"The Beefy 5-layers alone are only just over a buck. Usually I’ll get the meal deal and another 5-layer to go along with it. I swear to you, the cheese inside of it is just AMAZING."
 - Andronian

"I’d cross deserts and oceans for it."
 - Ffish

"They’re convenient, cheap, and one of the few things everybody in the apartment can agree on."
 - AmzRigh

"I’ll be d***ed if they haven’t engineered their fake mexican flavors to PERFECTION."
 - smokinthekraken

"Taco Bell has the best Price:Taste ratio of all the fast food joints near me."
 - Brihutch2021

"Their 5 Layer Burrito is made for the gods."
 - Durp676


--- Why should I eat at Taco Bell? ---

 - The food is awesome. -
Almost everyone can agree that the flavors at Taco Bell can't be beat by the other fast food restaurants. The people who don't agree are haters or "[their] pitiful bowels just cannot handle the sheer amazingness of Taco Bell". There's something for everyone there.

 - Taco Bell has a sense of humor -
In response to a customer lawsuit, Taco Bell posted ads in several newspapers with the title "Thank you for suing us" then tore apart the customer's case. The lawsuit was withdrawn. GO TACO BELL!


 - Taco Bell is cheap -
At McDonalds you can get a very small, tasty Southern Style Chicken Sandwich for $3.49 or about $5 for the sandwich, a drink, and fries. At Taco Bell, you can get a filling and tasty 5 Layer Beefy Bean Burrito for 89 cents or as a $2 meal deal where it comes with a bag of doritos and a drink. McDonalds also has a flat little Double Cheeseburger for $1 all by itself, or $5 as a meal.
http://i.imgur.com/7oLRY.png
vs
http://i.imgur.com/yizT2.jpg

 - Taco Bell is better for you -
Angus Bacon & Cheese:
Calories	750	200 more than the burrito
Total Fat	42g	About twice the burrito
Carbohydrates 	42g	2/3 the burrito
Protein		48g	About 2 times the burrito
Sodium		1360mg	A little more than the burrito

Beefy 5-layer Burrito:
Calories	550	200 less :)
Total Fat	22g	20 less	 :)
Carbohydrates	68g	20 more  :)
Protein		19g	29 less  :(
Sodium		1270mg	90 less  :)

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