Hi! How are you doing today?

Good.

Find everything you were looking for today?

Oh, haha plus a lil extra, huh?

[2 Scanning blips]

Were you a rewards member with us?

Yeah?

Great!

[2 scanning blips]

Ooh, big ol' bag of dog food, do you have dogs?

I love dogs! Is he in your car waiting for you?

Ok now you *have* to let me help you carry this out, so I can atleast see and pet him! (Excited giggle)

[1 scanning blip]

*Alright*, your final total is 69$ even.

(A bit sarcastic and dry)
Yeah, even amount, yeah, no that never happens(Dry laugh)

Mmm-hmm you'll need to use the chip reader.

[Low beep error]

Oh no, you'll have to insert it a bit slower.

[Low beep error]

Here I'll take that, let me try...

If you rub your thumb on the chip a little, like this, then insert it again, it will usually go through.

[Accepting beep]
See?

[recipt printer noise]
Alright, there we go.
Haha, wow you've got a *long* receipt.

Your *bag's* are pretty heavy, here, I'll help you with that.

I'll carry your sack, *Nng* here, hold on to these milk jugs. Lead us to your car.

(moment of pause)

This car here? Will you pop your trunk?

Perfect.

(collar jingle)
(Gasp in excitement)
Is that your dog? Oh my gosh he is *so* cute. C'mere buddy. Dawww. I'd *love* to throw some balls with you! (Giggle)

Alright. Thank you so much for shopping with-
(pause)

Wait a minute.

(gasp) Did I ever give you your credit card back?

Would you check your wallet to be sure?

(quietly)
Your wallet looks pretty heavy. You keep it overfilled!

No? It's not there? Ugh, I am *so* sorry, I must have left it on the counter!

Let's go back and grab it, yeah?

(Pause, walking back to the store)

Uhhmm... (searching) should have been near the pin pad...

No... It's not here.

You know what? I bet one of my associates secured it in the safe. Come with me.
(Pause, walking)

(Sighs) I am so sorry about all this...
No. Im still sorry.
(Sexily, slowly) I should have made sure you had it in your hands.

(Sighs)Well atleast it's a bit slow today.
(Sexily)We kinda have the store to ourselves.

(Giggles)Wow... our new sale starts today. Look at that. Plums are a dollar-thirty a pound.
(Slowly, sexily for the rest of dialogue)I wonder how much *yours* would cost.

Hmm? (giggle) Don't act so surprised....
Mmm. I've been dying to touch these fruits for a while now... It's always good to check for firmness you know.

Shhh... it's okay. All my workers have tasks. As do you. Unbuckle. Unzip. (Whisper)Now.

Mmm... Good.