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Giygas- SS-Man

Sep 20th, 2024
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  1. ...With a loud SLAM!, the door flew open! The fallen Cro was sent flying across the room. As they rushed to his aid, all four of them abruptly froze in their tracks.
  2. Standing before them was a strange, smooth, white being. He was wearing embarrassingly tight clothes that looked like a professional speed-skater's, and was poised with some sort of angular weapon that appeared to be a gun.
  3. “Don't move! All of you, put your hands up!” said the strange being, as he flashed a daring smile. “This laboratory now belongs to Super Starman – me! Anyone who defies me will be executed without mercy!”
  4. Pew, pew-pew-pew! He fired the gun and shot laser beams through the laboratory wall, leaving a somewhat crooked signature–SS. That's right, dear readers–you're already familiar with this guy, aren't you? It was that intergalactic monster salesman, the Super Starman...or SS-Man for short!
  5. And, appearing from behind him in droves, there were Wooly Shamblers, Wild 'n Wooly Shamblers, Spinning Robos, Whirling Robos, Foppies, Fobbies, and a whole flock of robots. They were merchandise samples ordered from the catalog and sent in from somewhere or other out in the universe. ...And I'd bet that all of them were defective goods, returned by other customers!
  6. “Damn it!”
  7. “Doctor, what do we do?”
  8. “Hmm...” Dr. Andonuts raised his hands defensively and took the slightest step forward. Suddenly, pew-pew-pew-pew-peeew! The laser gun fired again–a full sweep of the floor at his feet!
  9. The doctor jumped back, nervously.
  10. “Nu-hahahahaha! I told you not to move!”
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  12. - MOTHER 2: Giygas Strikes Back, chapter 9
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