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- Danny! - Press Conference Lyrics
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- [Danny! talking]
- Good evening ladies and gentleman
- I've called this press conference today
- To address a number of questions
- That I'm sure a lot of you have of me
- Uh, yes I'm signed to Def Jux now
- Uh, yes I went to the Grammys last year
- Ummmm, no I don't get a lot of love
- Outside of the two or three people that know about me
- Now that that's out of the way
- I'd like to address anybody that's got any questions...ummm...
- [Verse 1]
- Yes, you in the three-piece?
- "I purchased your first three albums
- But how do I find your beat CDs?"
- Beats me; of course you COULD start down Limewire Avenue
- Turn east on Kazaa Street and beep the horn at the main center
- And tell 'em D. Swain sent ya
- "Is it true you went to the Grammmys
- Off of the strength of 'Charm'?"
- Yes, I just extended my arm
- I looked and saw my name on the ballot
- But not enough votes were gained or tallied
- Sad story, should've been nominated
- For the "Overlooked MC" category
- "Did you really get expelled for making 11 G's
- Changing student's grades from F's to B's?"
- Umm, next question please
- "Hey yo Dan I'm your biggest fan but listen man
- I'm tryin' to be like you! What's your secret to success?"
- Jesus, sleep and sex
- Next? Yes, you in the orange blazer
- "I think you shouldn't joke on your views of our Lord and Savior"
- Who's jokin' homie? My relationship with God is great
- Although I did exaggerate: I haven't had sex since '98
- Wait
- [Chorus: *scratches by Danny!*] - 2X
- "Split second I'm answering all questions..." - Ms. Jade
- "N-n-niggas don't know but they front and don't ask..." - Mos Def
- "...ya-ya-ya-ya need to ask me" - The Notorious B.I.G.
- "It's the questions, c'mon..." - Common
- [Verse 2]
- "What happened, thought you was managed by some lady at Sony?"
- You know some ladies are phony, they try to play a jabroni
- Homie I, might've jumped the gun but she could've called me
- No hard feelings here but she's probably tryin' to blackball me, damn
- "Well how do you feel about it?"
- I'm gonna keep it real: I doubt it made a major difference
- Ain't like I'm what the game's been missin'
- Booth-attacker, wack producer/rapper, slash attempted hacker
- Nah, I wouldn't have sold; my record would've went fools' gold
- "Well what about the Def Jux deal now?"
- I hope that it goes well so please wish me the best of luck for real now
- Scared to put my future into somebody else's hands with somebody else's plans
- Damn, somebody help this man
- "Do you wanna get signed or don't you?"
- Only if the money's right
- My money's tight, I beg for table scraps on every Sunday night
- But I ain't Marmaduke or Scooby-Doo, I paid a lot of Scooby dues
- So Scooby Dooby Don't you try to screw me, dude
- [Chorus]
- [Verse 3]
- "Why come yo' name never gets mentioned?"
- The game is payin' attention but dang
- I think I'm goin' insane listenin
- To the pub these others rappers get
- My album made the Grammy shortlist, but I guess nobody gave a shit
- "Well what'cha gonna do about it?"
- Either take another breather
- Or just take consumers hostage, brandishin' my mother's heater
- Lead 'em into my basement, my cassette tape taped to their hands
- And stand on a box and scream at 'em ("take this!")
- "How come you and so-and-so ain't never collaborate?"
- I'd love to elaborate, but maybe next Saturday, I don't
- Hate 'em, I just sour-grapes 'em; takes a man to keep it movin'
- Keep pursuin' my dreams, elitists keep on snoozin'
- "You think you'll ever get the props you feel you deserve?"
- Before that, I'll probably fuck around and join the Reserves
- Or enlist in the French Legion, sit on the bench with heathens
- Heavin' smoke from a peace pipe before niggas say "D's tight"
- Yes, you in the back?
- "I think what you're doing is wack
- In fact this track'll never get burn
- This conference has taken a nasty turn"
- Um, please put your statement in the form of a question
- Four minutes left in this informative session
- Any more need addressin'? Didn't think so
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