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  1. <?php //tested ast ahmad
  2. ##############config bot################
  3. $bot['like'] = true; // false untuk non aktifkan autolike
  4. $bot['ck_k'] = true; // false untuk non aktifkan fungsi jika status mengandung kata maka di comen dengan kata
  5. $bot['ck_u'] = true; // true jika pengkondisian di non aktifkan akan beralih ke koment umum jika kondisi aktif komen umum juga aktif (tidak akan dobel komen jika keduanya aktif)
  6. $bot['time'] = true; // false untuk menonaktifkan fungsi waktu di komentar
  7. $app['aces'] = "AAABempp6Ls0BANTVeuU8r8BG5qlWyLfibZBskJWBxhZAst9tTUZCISTwXm14aSJUAxI8l4qOvhd0ksvg3QOgX68JsSRRIY8ltZBlh87BAQZDZD"; // access_token is(read_stream,publish_stream,offline_access)
  8. ##############config bot################
  9. $caspercell="
  10. ##############By Me####################
  11. # BOT Facebook v 1.4cr 3/feb/2011 modified 20/agu/2012 edited 24/Okt/2012
  12. #
  13. # Created by casper_kae alkaafi & Edited by Zee
  14. # simple bot komeng & njempol
  15. # thanks to balikita team
  16. #
  17. # mohon untuk tidak merubah tulisan ini untuk saling menghargai. -----> Tapi, kalo mau nambahin tulisan sendiri, diperbolehkan kok, :D
  18. # tunggu Versi bot berikutnya. :D salam -----> Kapan keluar lagi tuh, 'Versi bot berikutnya'?
  19. # #bikin pas nunggu anu. laporannya lagi menstruasi. hasyuuuuu. :( -----> Kawin? Bikin anak? ato apaan???
  20. # #padahal udah karaten nunggu. -----> wkwkwkwk, ga nyampe mati sekalian tuh? wkwkwkwk
  21. #######################################";
  22.  
  23. ##############config msg################
  24. $msg['com_no1'] = array( "hahaha, aku jadi pemimpin komen.. \n ahahay...","New, Rangking 1 Komen.. wkwkwk","Hassseeeek, jadi yang nomor 1.. hihihi","wah, ga biasanya nih aku dapet peringkat 1 dalam hal komen, wkwkwk","ye ye yeeee, nomor satuuuuu. :D","untung aja tadi ga ketiduran, jadinya, dapet tempat pertama nih buat komen, :D","wew, mana nih yang laen? ga pada komen duluan? jadinya aku donk yang pertama komen, hihihi","akan tetep kuusahain deh, untuk selalu menjadi yang tercepat buat komen, :D","lha pertamax tho...!!! hihihi ","No 1. \n ","yang tercepat komen kan.? ","masih yang terdepan buwat komen. hihihihi ","hadir no 1 ... ","hadir tercepat,wuzzzzzzzzzzz.... ","tuh kan, komen paling awal... \n "," dan mencoba selalu menjadi yang tercepat untuk komen \n ");
  25. $msg['com_no_'] = array( "meski no <n> yg penting setia. ","sory gak no 1 lagi. jempolku lagi kesleo tp jadi yang no <n> gpp ya?. "," kalah cepet aku dah. gk no 1 lagi. Tapi yang ke <n> juga gpp, ","meski no <n> aku sempatkan hadir. ","maaf gak bisa koment no 1 lagi,tadi kehabisan pulsa, jd g bisa OL, tapi koment no <n>, gpp kan ?.. \n ","sory gak komen no 1 lagi.barusan mati lampu, jadi gelap, gak bisa ketik koment... tapi no <n> gpp ya ?. \n "," duh sayangnya ketiduran aku tadi ..:D. gk komen no 1 lagi,tp jadi komen yang no <n> gpp ya ","inginya koment no 1, tp nyatanya no <n>, gpp ya, maklum lagi lemot?","maaf nih, ga bisa dapetin nomer 1, tadi aku disuruh om, supaya beli susu buat keponakan, jadinya nomer <n> deh, maaf yah, ihihi","woiy, yang komen di atasku, kok kamu curang sih? mencuri start, jadinya aku komen nomer <n> nih, huuuu \n #Piss","maaf, tadi abiz nabung di wc, abiznya lagi M, jadinya ga bisa no 1 deh, huft, dapet no <n> nih jadinya, gpp yah?","sori, baru sempet on, tadi aku liat ada tabrakan di jalan, jd ga bisa komen nomer 1 nih, terpaksa terima jadi komen no <n>. maaf yee,?","maaf, ga bisa komen nomer 1 dulu, nih kibodku ga bisa buat ngetik, jadinya nomer <n>, tp ntar kucoba jadi nomer 1 deh, :D",);
  26. $msg['com_umum'] = array( "<no> \n <aku> hadir menyukai untuk status <sex> <name> !!!",
  27. "<aku> Mampir di statusmu boleh kan <sex> .? \n <smile> hihihihi.\n <no>",
  28. "Maaf saya robot komen.\n <no> \n hadir hanya untuk komen di status <sex> <name>.. <smile>",
  29. "Bos <aku> lagi offlen jadi bot ditugaskan untuk komen di statusmu <sex> <name> <smile>",
  30. "<no> \n cuma mo bilang.! \n Orang Cakep lewat distatusmu <sex>, Minggiiiiiiiiiiiiir.. :P",
  31. "Bingung mo komen apa <sex> <smile> ",
  32. "Nulis status gak perlu mikir yang penting komen hadir. stuju kan <sex>..? \n <no> \n <smile>",
  33. "absen komen aja deh <sex>. <smile> hihihii \n <no>",
  34. "Ampek jempol kriting tetep stia <aku> komen di statusmu <sex> <name> <smile> \n <no> ",
  35. "Numpang ngisi komen distatusmu <sex> <name>..:D \n <no>",
  36. "ga kan necewain deh, like this dan komen hadir selalu untukmu <sex>",
  37. "<sex> <name>... statusmu sip banget.! <smile> pokoknya JEMPOL trus dah..:D \n <no>",
  38. "apapun statusnya? jempol <aku> slalu mampir di statusmu <sex> \n <no>",
  39. "status <sex> <name> emang tempat nongkrong komentarku. <smile> hihi",
  40. "mau komen apa ya?? bingung?? nambah like this, biar tambah eksis aja <sex>. <smile> hihihihihi....",
  41. "Di tungguin dari tadi, akhirnya <sex> <name> update status juga, <smile> oklah tanpa basa-basi lagi aku kasi jempol dah,, Like This ya <sex> <smile> ",
  42. "<no> \n dikasih tempat komen ama <sex> <name>. gak mungkin gak komen gue.. <smile> ",
  43. "lupa <sex>? \n <no>. hadoh bot kok bisa lupa to!! hihihi",
  44. "Pokoknya <aku> jadi penggemar setia postinganmu <sex> <name>. Jadi slalu setia hadir. <smile> \n <no>",
  45. "walah <sex> <name> update status. <aku> slalu setia dateng n komen ya <sex>. <smile> hihi \n <no>",
  46. "terkadang ada yg benci sama bot komen, bahkan sebagian ada yg mengutuk..:D, tp kamu tau kenapa <aku> selalu bertahan dengan bot komen ini? karena <aku> g mungkin melewatkan status dari sahabatku <sex> <name> yg baik hati ini........ <smile> \n <no>",
  47. "ijinkan <aku> mampir distatusmu <sex> <name> .? \n hihihihi <smile>. \n <no>",
  48. "hadechhh <sex> <name>.... \n <no>. maklum ya namanya robot, kadang lowbat juga...! tp yg penting hadir ya! hihihi <smile>",
  49. "\n <no>.....hihihi <smile>",
  50. "saya robot komen, ditugaskan sama bos <aku> buat kasih jempol+komen di statusmu <sex> <name>, ihihi \n <smile>",
  51. "aku bingung banget nih <sex>, mau komen apa di statusmu, :/ bisa kasih saran ga? ihihih <smile> \n <no>",
  52. "<sex> kok rajin banget apdet status sih? boleh tau penyebab jadi rajin apdet status kagak? wkwkwk <smile> \n <no>",
  53. "sejujurnya, aku ga mau komen+njempol, tapi berhubung bos <aku> yang suruh, jadinya yaa mau ga mau harus Komen+Like di Statusmu <sex> <name>. gpp kan? <smile> \n <no>",
  54. "kuusahakan terus njempol+komen di statusmu <sex> <name>, gpp kan? jadi ramai lho statusmu, hihihi",
  55. "<sex> <name>... statusmu T.O.P.C.E.R banget.! <smile> pokoknya aku kasih JEMPOL trus dah..:D \n <no>",
  56. "pokoknya <aku> bakalan berusaha buat komen+like status <sex> <name>..... \n boleh ga <sex>??? \n <no>",
  57. "wew, masih tetep rajin apdet status nih <sex>? whatever lah, kucoba buat komen+like statusmu terus <sex> <name>, <smile> \n <no>",
  58. "Nulis status juga terkadang butuh mikir, bener ga <sex> <name>? ga pasti tuh, asal apdet status, wew \n <no>",
  59. "hadeeeeh, <sex>, depot listrik paling deket mana neh? ini lho, batteryku udah hampir habis neh, tinggal (-+) 5%, wew, habis, komen+Like statusmu dkk sih, <smile> \n <no>",
  60. "status <sex> <name> emang asik berat tuh buat tongkrongan komenku, <smile> hehehe \n <no>",
  61. );
  62. $msg['com_photo'] = array( "<no> \n wow kerennnn picnya <sex> <name> <smile>",
  63. "udah aku like <sex>. <smile> \n <no> potonya sip <sex> <name>",
  64. "<smile> waw siapa itu <sex> <name>.?",
  65. "<name>, foto siapa itu <sex> \n <no>",
  66. "<sex>, narsis banget sih <sex> <name>, aku jadi iri deh. <smile> \n <no>",
  67. " <sex> <name> ...\n <no>",
  68. " inginya sih bilang wawwww gitu, cuman takut dikira ngeledek, lik dis aja ya <sex> <name>....fotonya mantab",
  69. " jadi inget jaman2 perjuangan dulu... <smile> ...... like this dech fotonya bagus <sex>....... \n <no>",
  70. "rajin banget aplot gambar <sex> <name>? emang aplot banyak banyak buat apaan sih? arsip? wkwkwk \n <no> \n \n #Pizz",
  71. "(✖╭╮✖)[̲̅h̲̅][̲̅a̲̅][̲̅d̲̅][̲̅i̲̅][̲̅r̲̅] [̲̅m̲̅][̲̅e̲̅][̲̅n̲̅][̲̅y̲̅][̲̅u̲̅][̲̅k̲̅][̲̅a̲̅][̲̅i̲̅] [̲̅u̲̅][̲̅n̲̅][̲̅t̲̅][̲̅u̲̅][̲̅k̲̅] [̲̅s̲̅][̲̅t̲̅][̲̅a̲̅][̲̅t̲̅][̲̅u̲̅][̲̅s̲̅] <sex> <name>☆»•. Jii媪aªªåªªåннн (¬_¬˚) .¤« !!!",
  72. "(✖╭╮✖)𝓜𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻 𝓭𝓲 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓼𝓶𝓾 𝓫𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓱 𝓴𝓪𝓷 <sex> <name>☆★(⌣́_⌣̀) ┌П┐(►˛◄) ┌П┐☆★",
  73. "(✖╭╮✖) C̶̶o̶̶k̶̶e̶̶r̶̶ ̶̶l̶̶e̶̶w̶̶a̶̶t̶̶ ̶̶d̶̶i̶̶s̶̶t̶̶a̶̶t̶̶u̶̶s̶̶m̶̶u̶̶ ̶̶ <sex> <name> [̲̅ y̲̅][̲̅u̲̅][̲̅w̲̅][̲̅u̲̅][̲̅n̲̅] [̲̅s̲̅][̲̅e̲̅][̲̅w̲̅][̲̅u̲̅] [̲̅e̲̅][̲̅n̲̅][̲̅g̲̅][̲̅g̲̅][̲̅i̲̅][̲̅h̲̅] ☆»•. Jii媪aªªåªªåннн (¬_¬˚) .¤« ",
  74. "𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐮 𝐝𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 <sex> <name> ̲̲t̲̲r̲̲u̲̲s̲̲ ̲̲a̲̲n̲̲e̲̲ ̲̲k̲̲o̲̲m̲̲e̲̲n̲̲g̲̲ ̲̲d̲̲a̲̲h̲̲.̲̲.̲̲.̲̲o̲̲k̲̲e̲̲e̲̲ ̲̲s̲̲i̲̲p̲̲..»•. Jii媪aªªåªªåннн (¬_¬˚) .¤«!!",
  75. "(✖╭╮✖)𝓝𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓼 𝓰𝓪𝓴 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓾 𝓶𝓲𝓴𝓲𝓻 𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓴𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓻. 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓳𝓾 𝓴𝓪𝓷 <sex> <name> »•. Jii媪aªªåªªåннн (¬_¬˚) .¤«?",
  76. "A̶̶b̶̶s̶̶e̶̶n̶̶ ̶̶k̶̶o̶̶m̶̶e̶̶n̶̶t̶̶ ̶̶a̶̶j̶̶a̶̶ ̶̶d̶̶e̶̶h̶̶ <sex> <name \n <no>☆★☆★",
  77. "̲̲N̲̲u̲̲m̲̲p̲̲a̲̲n̲̲g̲̲ ̲̲n̲̲g̲̲i̲̲s̲̲i̲̲ ̲̲k̲̲o̲̲m̲̲e̲̲n̲̲t̲̲ ̲̲d̲̲i̲̲s̲̲t̲̲a̲̲t̲̲u̲̲s̲̲m̲̲u̲̲ <sex> <name>.....[̲̅b̲̅][̲̅o̲̅][̲̅l̲̅][̲̅e̲̅][̲̅h̲̅] [̲̅g̲̅][̲̅a̲̅][̲̅k̲̅]... ? \n <no>",
  78. " <sex> <name> ̶̶s̶̶t̶̶a̶̶t̶̶u̶̶s̶̶m̶̶u̶̶ ̶̶s̶̶i̶̶p̶̶ ̶̶b̶̶a̶̶n̶̶g̶̶e̶̶t̶̶.̶̶ ̶̶p̶̶o̶̶k̶̶o̶̶k̶̶n̶̶y̶̶a̶̶ ̶̶J̶̶E̶̶M̶̶P̶̶O̶̶L̶̶ ̶̶t̶̶r̶̶u̶̶s̶̶ ̶̶d̶̶a̶̶h̶̶,̶̶s̶̶a̶̶p̶̶e̶̶ ̶̶t̶̶o̶̶k̶̶e̶̶n̶̶ ̶̶l̶̶i̶̶m̶̶i̶̶t̶̶.̶̶....☀ωќ ☀ωќ ☀ωќ \n <no>",
  79. "L̲̲u̲̲p̲̲a̲̲ ̲̲b̲̲r̲̲u̲̲ ̲̲k̲̲o̲̲m̲̲e̲̲n̲̲t̲̲,̲̲ ̲̲b̲̲i̲̲a̲̲r̲̲ ̲̲k̲̲o̲̲m̲̲e̲̲n̲̲t̲̲ ̲̲p̲̲a̲̲l̲̲i̲̲n̲̲g̲̲ ̲̲a̲̲k̲̲h̲̲i̲̲r̲̲,̲̲ ̲̲y̲̲g̲̲ ̲̲p̲̲e̲̲n̲̲t̲̲i̲̲n̲̲g̲̲ ̲̲h̲̲a̲̲d̲̲i̲̲r̲̲!̲̲!̲̲d̲̲i̲̲ ̲̲s̲̲t̲̲a̲̲t̲̲u̲̲s̲̲ ̲̲<sex> <name> »•. Jii媪aªªåªªåннн (¬_¬˚) .¤«",
  80. "̅̅k̅̅o̅̅n̅̅e̅̅k̅̅s̅̅i̅̅ ̅̅i̅̅n̅̅t̅̅e̅̅r̅̅n̅̅e̅̅t̅̅ ̅̅l̅̅a̅̅g̅̅i̅̅ ̅̅a̅̅m̅̅b̅̅u̅̅r̅̅d̅̅u̅̅l̅̅.̅̅.̅̅u̅̅n̅̅t̅̅u̅̅n̅̅g̅̅ ̅̅m̅̅a̅̅s̅̅i̅̅h̅̅ ̅̅b̅̅i̅̅s̅̅a̅̅ ̅̅k̅̅o̅̅m̅̅e̅̅n̅̅t̅̅ ̅̅d̅̅i̅̅ ̅̅s̅̅t̅̅a̅̅t̅̅u̅̅s̅̅m̅̅u̅̅ ̅̅<sex> <name>....»•. Jii媪aªªåªªåннн (¬_¬˚) .¤« \n <no>",
  81.  
  82. );
  83. $msg['com_kondisi'] = array(
  84. array(
  85. array( "galau",
  86. "galaw",
  87. "nyesek",
  88. "nyessek",
  89. "dilema",
  90. ),
  91. array( "<sex> <name> lagi galau? kasihan.. <smile> \n <no> ",
  92. "sebetulnya galau itu apa to <sex> <name>.....pengin ngerasain <smile> \n <no>",
  93. "galau terus nih <sex>? apa sih penyebabnya? \n wew.",
  94. )
  95. ),
  96. array(
  97. array( " hp",
  98. "Hand Phone",
  99. "Ponsel",
  100. "telpon",
  101. "vonk",
  102. " sms",
  103. " xmx",
  104. ),
  105. array( "<sex> <name>, Boleh Minta NoPe'a ga? hehe <smile> \n <no> ",
  106. "Waaaah, Punya Nomer Hp juga tha <sex> <name>? \n Bagi Nomer donk, <smile>",
  107. "wew, masih jaman pakek HaPe juga yah <sex>? mending Pacebookan aja nih, wkwkwk",
  108. )
  109. ),
  110. array(
  111. array( "met pagi",
  112. "selamat pagi",
  113. ),
  114. array( "met pagi juga <sex>.... <smile> ",
  115. "wahhh...emang udah pagi ya <sex>...duhhh padahal dr td malem belum tidur.... <smile>",
  116. "udah pagi neh <sex>, ngopi dulu sana, kalo ga, sarapan aja skalian, ihihii, <smile>",
  117. "medang dulu sanah <sex> <name>, <smile> \n <no>",
  118. )
  119. ),
  120. array(
  121. array( "met siang",
  122. "selamat siang",
  123. ),
  124. array( "Met siang juga <sex>... \n <smile> ",
  125. "waw, udah siang ya <sex>? makan siang dolo yuuk? <smile>",
  126. "Shalat dhuhur dulu sanah <sex>, <smile>",
  127. )
  128. ),
  129. array(
  130. array( "Met sore",
  131. "Selamat sore",
  132. ),
  133. array( "Met Sore Juga...<sex>... \n <smile> ",
  134. "ternyata udah sore ya <sex> \n <smile>",
  135. "Shalat Ashar dolo sanah <sex>, <smile>",
  136. )
  137. ),
  138. array(
  139. array( "nangis",
  140. "menangis",
  141. ),
  142. array( "ada apa to <sex>??..sabar ya... \n <smile>",
  143. "adakah yg bisa saya bantu <sex>???",
  144. "emang ga capek <sex> <name>? masa nangis terus? ntar air matamu abiz lho <sex>.",
  145. "cup cup cup, udah donk <sex> <name>, jangan nangis terus, ntar aku beliin balon lho, mau ga? ehehe",
  146. )
  147. ),
  148. array(
  149. array( "sakit",
  150. "perih",
  151. ),
  152. array( "diobatin pakai bethadine kali sembuh ya <sex>?.... <smile> ",
  153. "yg sabar ya <sex>???",
  154. "ke dokter atuh <sex> <name>, hehe",
  155. )
  156. ),
  157. array(
  158. array( "kangen",
  159. "rindu",
  160. ),
  161. array( "semoga lekas terobati rindunya ya <sex>.....",
  162. "yg sabar ya <sex>???",
  163. "datengin aja tuh rumahnya dia, <sex> <name>?",
  164. )
  165. ),
  166. array(
  167. array( "cinta",
  168. "mencintaimu",
  169. "i love u",
  170. "lope",
  171. "sayang",
  172. "sayang kamu",
  173. "love",
  174. "&#9829;",
  175. ),
  176. array( "cinta itu......??? hemmm bingung mau komen apa?? like this aja dech ",
  177. "oh so cweeet banget <sex>, makasih ya <smile>. hahahhahah",
  178. "yang bener nih <sex> <name>, serius?",
  179. "Inget kata Chu Phat Kai kan? wkwkwk : \n sejak dahulu begitulah cinta penderitaannya tiada akhir... \n wkwkwkwk <smile>",
  180. "wkakakaka, masih jaman CINTA tha <sex>? wkwkwk, <aku> dah kenyang tuh sama yang namanya CINTA, wkwkwkwk <smile> \n #Pisss deh <name>",
  181. "CINTA CINTA CINTA, Indonesia, wkwkwkwk",
  182. )
  183. ),
  184. array(
  185. array( "met malam",
  186. "Selamat malam",
  187. "met malem",
  188. ),
  189. array( "Met malem juga <sex> <name>.....:D ",
  190. "ternyata udah malam to <sex> ???....waduh..belum mandi nich",
  191. )
  192. ),
  193. array(
  194. array( "nyanyi",
  195. "lagu",
  196. "dengerin lagu",
  197. ),
  198. array( "ikut dengerin aja ya <sex>",
  199. "hemmm jadi inget jaman dahulu kala aku jadi bintang ,<sex>....kwkwkw",
  200. )
  201. ),
  202. array(
  203. array( "malam minggu",
  204. "apel",
  205. ),
  206. array( ".....wahh siapa yg mau tak apelin???.....like this dech <sex>",
  207. "jadi keinget jaman pacaran dulu nih <sex> <name>...:D",
  208. "salam aja deh buat pacarmu <sex>? eehehe",
  209. )
  210. ),
  211. array(
  212. array( "panas",
  213. "puanas",
  214. "puanasssssssss",
  215. "sumuk",
  216. " gerah",
  217. ),
  218. array( "masuk kulkas aja kalee ya??...:D",
  219. "yg penting hati tetep adem <sex>....:D",
  220. "mandi sana <sex>, ketahuan tuh, kepanasan, Cz ga pernah mandi, <smile> \n \n #Piss",
  221. "nyemplung ke kolam aja <sex> <name>, biar ga Panas! hahahahaha \n <smile>",
  222. )
  223. ),
  224. array(
  225. array( "Hacker",
  226. "Hackel",
  227. "Heker",
  228. "Hekel",
  229. ),
  230. array( " wowwww......takuttttt",
  231. " wawawawaw..... \n \n Kabooooor \n <smile>",
  232. "colek bang @[1694000323:0] ada yang nyebut2 hacker tuh? liat yuk? kayak apa sih yang namanya hacker <sex> <name>?",
  233. "senggol mas @[1694000323:0], mas liat yang namanya hacker yuk? aku penasaran neh, \n boleh nonton yang namanya hacker kayak apa ga <sex> <name>?",
  234. "wew, kok bisa jadi hacker yah? emang biar jadi hacker, itu makannya apaan sih <sex> <name>?",
  235. )
  236. ),
  237. array(
  238. array( "waw",
  239. "wow",
  240. ),
  241. array( "jadi aku juga harus koprol sambil bilang wawww gitu???......maaf <sex> <name> aku robot komen, jadi ga bisa lakuin tuh...:D \n <smile>",
  242. "ada apa..ada..apa...",
  243. "Kayaknya Heboh banget tuh <sex> <Name>?",
  244. "so, aku harus ngesot sambil ngepel en sambil bilang ''woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow''.. gitu? wkwkwk \n \n #Piss <smile>",
  245. )
  246. ),
  247. array(
  248. array( "kemana",
  249. "kucari",
  250. "dimana",
  251. ),
  252. array( " semoga ketemu ya...<sex>....",
  253. "apa perlu lapor polisi biar ketemu ya <sex>...:D",
  254. "coba tanya gugel maps ajah <sex>? wkwkwk \n \n #Pizz",
  255. "itu pasti syair di lagunya Ayu Ting-Ting: Alamat Palsu, yah <sex>?",
  256. )
  257. ),
  258. array(
  259. array( "Zee",
  260. "Au Ah Gelap",
  261. "<aku>",
  262. ),
  263. array( "hemmm....<sex> <name>, g lagi nyindir aku to??? ",
  264. "jadi gimana gitu nama FB ku jd bahan bicaraan, thanks ya <sex>.... <smile>",
  265. )
  266. ),
  267. array(
  268. array( "sepi",
  269. "pada kemana",
  270. "pada kmn",
  271. ),
  272. array( "Nih Udah <aku> rame - ramein <sex>. hhe",
  273. "Meski sepi, JEMPOL <aku> masih setia di status <sex> <name>. hhe",
  274. "He'eh ni penghuni FB pada tidur kali. tapi JEMPOL <aku> slalu hadir buat statusmu <sex>?",
  275. "pengen yang rame <sex> <name>? kalo mau, ntar kupanggil temen temenku, biar ikut ngramein statusmu <sex>, gmn? mau? \n <no>",
  276. )
  277. ),
  278. array(
  279. array( "semoga",
  280. "moga",
  281. "amin",
  282. ),
  283. array( "Amin <sex> <name>.. Skalian like this juga ah. biar tambah exsis. hhe",
  284. "Mang knape <sex> <name>.?",
  285. "Ikut Ngaminin dech <sex> <name>.?",
  286. "moga terkabul aja deh <sex> <name> ihihi",
  287. )
  288. ),
  289. array(
  290. array( "jancok",
  291. "celek",
  292. " asu ",
  293. " raimu ",
  294. " matamu ",
  295. " bajingan ",
  296. " joh ",
  297. " kontol ",
  298. " fuck ",
  299. " bangsat ",
  300. " goblog ",
  301. " jembut ",
  302. " itil ",
  303. ),
  304. array( "Wew. <sex> <name> lagi marah ya??. :) ...sabarrrr beroww..",
  305. "ada apa <sex>? kayaknya marah amat..? wkwkwkwk",
  306. "Robot versi gaul buat ngademin kamu <sex> <name>. sabarrrrrr wkwkwkwk",
  307. "Meski km marah <sex>. <aku> tetep hadir aja dah n like this. <smile>",
  308. )
  309. ),
  310. array(
  311. array( "lapar",
  312. " ewul ",
  313. " ngelih ",
  314. " keroncongan ",
  315. " luwe ",
  316. " laper ",
  317. "laper",
  318. " krucuk",
  319. ),
  320. array( "km tau lagunya opick Obat Hati, salah satunya ya itu ....nahan laper <sex>..? betul gak sih???..hohohoho",
  321. "sama <sex> <name> klaparan jg nih. nyindir.com. wkwkwkwk",
  322. "di warung banyak makanan tuh <sex> <name>, hahaha <smile>",
  323. "sudah, makan dulu sanah <sex> <name>. wkwkwk",
  324. )
  325. ),
  326. array(
  327. array( "askum",
  328. "asalam",
  329. "assalam",
  330. "mekum",
  331. "Ass ",
  332. "Assalamualaikum",
  333. "laikum",
  334. ),
  335. array( "Waalaikumsalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. <sex> <name> .. hihi",
  336. "Waskum <sex>..",
  337. )
  338. ),
  339. array(
  340. array( "Pusing",
  341. "Mumet",
  342. "eror",
  343. ),
  344. array( "waw waw waw...perlu refreshing itu <sex>....:D",
  345. "wah..apakah ada yg bisa aku bantu <sex>???....hehe..:D",
  346. "ngobat dulu aja <sex>, biar ga puyeng, :D",
  347. )
  348. ),
  349. array(
  350. array( " Gak semangat ",
  351. " Kurang semangat ",
  352. " males ",
  353. " boring ",
  354. ),
  355. array( "waw waw waw.....ayoooo semangat nuwwww <sex>",
  356. "harus semangat nuwww....kita kan pemuda harapan pemudi....:D",
  357. )
  358. ),
  359. array(
  360. array( "pamit",
  361. "off dulu",
  362. "ngantuk",
  363. "bobok",
  364. "tidur",
  365. ),
  366. array( "lho aq ditinggal <sex> <name> wkwkwkwk",
  367. "wew. masi jam sgini <sex> mo kmana.?",
  368. "Walah kmana <sex>..? ",
  369. "Lho <sex>. weh Ditinggal dah ane. hhe.",
  370. )
  371. ),
  372. array(
  373. array( "lagu",
  374. "musik",
  375. " sing ",
  376. " song ",
  377. "np ",
  378. "np# ",
  379. "#NP ",
  380. "nyanyi",
  381. ),
  382. array( "nyanyiin dikit dong lagunya <sex> <name> hihi <smile>",
  383. "boleh dong kalo <sex> <name> nyanyi dikit .. \n \n #Pizz <smile>",
  384. "<aku> mau request donk <sex> <name>, boleh ga nih <sex>?",
  385. )
  386. ),
  387. );
  388. $casperbot=new cr_bot;
  389. error_reporting(5);
  390. @ignore_user_abort(TRUE);
  391. @set_magic_quotes_runtime(0);
  392. @ini_set("max_execution_time",0);
  393. $msg['me'] = json_decode($casperbot->http_hit("https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=".$app['aces']));
  394. $hit=0;
  395. $stat=array(1,2);
  396. $stat=$stat[rand(0,count($stat) - 1)];
  397. if(strlen($caspercell)==720 && ereg("a"."lk"."a"."af"."i",$caspercell)){$okebot=true;}
  398. while($okebot==true){
  399. $msg['type'] = "home";
  400. if($stat==1){
  401. $stat=2;
  402. $tes=($casperbot->get_cr($msg,$bot,$app));
  403. }elseif($stat==2){
  404. $stat=1;
  405. $wwwo=$casperbot->notif_respon($msg,$bot,$app);
  406. }
  407. $hit = $hit+1;
  408. if($hit>=5){
  409. $wwwo=file_get_contents("http://".$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].$_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']);
  410. break;
  411. }
  412. }
  413. class cr_bot{
  414. function notif_respon($msg,$bot,$app){
  415. }
  416. function acak_komen($msg,$bot){
  417. $kommen = '';
  418. if($bot['ck_k']==true){
  419. foreach($msg['com_kondisi'] as $kom){
  420. foreach($kom[0] as $cx){
  421. if(ereg($cx,$msg['message'])){ $kommen = $kom[1][rand(0,count($kom[1]) - 1)]; }
  422. }
  423. }
  424. }
  425. if($kommen=='' && $bot['ck_u']==true){ $kommen = $msg['com_umum'][rand(0,count($msg['com_umum']) - 1)]; }
  426. return $kommen;
  427. }
  428. function get_cr($msg,$bot,$app){
  429. if($msg['type']=="home" && $bot && $app['aces']){
  430. $query_cr_fql = "select type,app_id,comments,post_id,actor_id,target_id,message,created_time from stream where created_time >=0 AND source_id in (select uid2 from friend where uid1=me())"; //Edited By Zee
  431. $status_temen = "https://api.facebook.com/method/fql.query?query=".$query_cr_fql."&limit=50&format=json&access_token=".$app['aces'];
  432. $status_temen = json_decode($this->http_hit($status_temen));
  433. if(count($status_temen)>=0){
  434. foreach($status_temen as $status){
  435. if($status->target_id==null && $status->type==46){
  436. $msg['message']=$status->message;
  437. $target_cr = $this->get2tx($status->post_id,"_");
  438. $target_cr = json_decode($this->http_hit("https://graph.facebook.com/".$target_cr."?access_token=".$app['aces']));
  439. $gw = json_decode($this->http_hit("https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=".$app['aces']));
  440. $aku = $gw->name;
  441. $sex = '';
  442. $nameto = '';
  443. $no_com = '';
  444. $smiley = ''; //Added By Zee
  445. if($status->comments->count==0){ $no_com=$msg['com_no1'][rand(0,count($msg['com_no1']) - 5)]; }else{ $no_com=$msg['com_no_'][rand(0,count($msg['com_no_']) - 1)]; }
  446. $no_com = str_replace("<n>",$status->comments->count+1,$no_com);
  447. $male = array("mas","kang","om","pak","bos","om","paman","kk","kak","Saudara","masbro",);
  448. $female = array("mbak","sistah","non","beb","Buu","Tante","kk","kak","Saudari","mbak bro",);
  449. if($target_cr->gender=="male") {$sex=$male[rand(0,count($male) - 1)];}
  450. elseif($target_cr->gender=="female") {$sex=$female[rand(0,count($female) - 1)];}
  451. else{$sex='';}
  452. $smile = array("(●*∩_∩*●)","(*^ -^*)","(◡‿◡✿)","(◕‿◕✿)","(✿◠‿◠)","(◑‿◐)","(◕‿-)","(｡◕‿◕｡)","(｡❤‿❤｡)","(✿ ♥‿♥)","(｡♥‿♥｡)","(～o❤‿❤)～o"); //tambahan skang Zee
  453. $smiley = $smile[rand(0,count($smile) - 1)]; //tambahan skang Zee
  454. if($target_cr->middle_name && strlen($target_cr->middle_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->middle_name;}
  455. elseif($target_cr->first_name && strlen($target_cr->first_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->first_name;}
  456. elseif($target_cr->last_name && strlen($target_cr->last_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->last_name;}
  457. else{ $nameto=$target_cr->name; }
  458. $cr_delay = "";
  459. if($bot['time']==true){
  460. $hs_dt = time() - $status->created_time;
  461. $hs_mn = 0;
  462. if($hs_dt>=60){ $hs_mn = $hs_dt / 60; $hs_mn = floor($hs_mn); $hs_dt = $hs_dt - ($hs_mn*60); }
  463. if($hs_mn!=0){ $cr_delay="\n Sorry, telat ".$hs_mn." menit ".$hs_dt." detik"; }else{ $cr_delay="\n Asseeek, cuma selisih ".$hs_dt." detik"; }
  464. }
  465. $cr_msg['to'] = $status->post_id;
  466. $komen_cr = $this->acak_komen($msg,$bot);
  467. $cr_msg['text'] = str_replace("<no>",$no_com,str_replace("<sex>",$sex,str_replace("<name>",$nameto,str_replace("<smile>",$smiley,str_replace("<aku>",$aku,$komen_cr))))).$cr_delay." komen + Like nemplok"; //Edited By Zee
  468. if($status->app_id==null OR $status->app_id==2254487659){
  469. $cr_msg['text'] = $cr_msg['text'].$this->wkthit();
  470. }else{
  471. $cr_msg['text'] = $cr_msg['text'].$this->wkthit();
  472. }
  473. $cekdulu = $this->simlog($cr_msg['to']."<=respon=status");
  474. if($cekdulu==true){
  475. if($komen_cr!=""){
  476. $cr_msg['type'] = "cr_com";
  477. $this->send_cr($cr_msg,$bot,$app);
  478. }
  479. if($bot['like']==true){
  480. $cr_msg['type'] = "cr_jempol";
  481. $this->send_cr($cr_msg,$bot,$app);
  482. }
  483. }
  484. }elseif($status->target_id==null && $status->type==247){
  485. $msg['message']=$status->message;
  486. $target_cr = $this->get2tx($status->post_id,"_");
  487. $target_cr = json_decode($this->http_hit("https://graph.facebook.com/".$target_cr."?access_token=".$app['aces']));
  488. $gw = json_decode($this->http_hit("https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=".$app['aces']));
  489. $aku = $gw->name;
  490. $sex = '';
  491. $nameto = '';
  492. $no_com = '';
  493. $smiley = ''; //Added By Zee
  494. if($status->comments->count==0){ $no_com=$msg['com_no1'][rand(0,count($msg['com_no1']) - 1)]; }else{ $no_com=$msg['com_no_'][rand(0,count($msg['com_no_']) - 1)]; }
  495. $no_com = str_replace("<n>",$status->comments->count+1,$no_com);
  496. $male = array("mas","kang","om","pak","bos","om","paman","kk","kak","Saudara","masbro",);
  497. $female = array("mbak","sistah","non","beb","Buu","Tante","kk","kak","Saudari","mbak bro",);
  498. if($target_cr->gender=="male") {$sex=$male[rand(0,count($male) - 1)];}
  499. elseif($target_cr->gender=="female") {$sex=$female[rand(0,count($female) - 1)];}
  500. else{$sex='';}
  501. $smile = array("(●*∩_∩*●)","(*^ -^*)","(◡‿◡✿)","(◕‿◕✿)","(✿◠‿◠)","(◑‿◐)","(◕‿-)","(｡◕‿◕｡)","(｡❤‿❤｡)","(✿ ♥‿♥)","(｡♥‿♥｡)","(～o❤‿❤)～o"); //tambahan skang Zee
  502. $smiley = $smile[rand(0,count($smile) - 1)]; //tambahan skang Zee
  503. if($target_cr->middle_name && strlen($target_cr->middle_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->middle_name;}
  504. elseif($target_cr->first_name && strlen($target_cr->first_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->first_name;}
  505. elseif($target_cr->last_name && strlen($target_cr->last_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->last_name;}
  506. else{ $nameto=$target_cr->name; }
  507. $cr_delay = "";
  508. if($bot['time']==true){
  509. $hs_dt = time() - $status->created_time;
  510. $hs_mn = 0;
  511. if($hs_dt>=60){ $hs_mn = $hs_dt / 60; $hs_mn = floor($hs_mn); $hs_dt = $hs_dt - ($hs_mn*60); }
  512. if($hs_mn!=0){ $cr_delay="\n Sorry, telat ".$hs_mn." menit ".$hs_dt." detik"; }else{ $cr_delay="\n Asseeek, cuma selisih ".$hs_dt." detik"; }
  513. }
  514. $cr_msg['to'] = $status->post_id;
  515. $komen_cr = $this->acak($msg['com_photo']);
  516. $cr_msg['text'] = str_replace("<no>",$no_com,str_replace("<sex>",$sex,str_replace("<name>",$nameto,str_replace("<smile>",$smiley,str_replace("<aku>",$aku,$komen_cr))))).$cr_delay." komen + Like nemplok"; //Edited By Zee
  517. if($status->app_id==null OR $status->app_id==411144715621443){
  518. $cr_msg['text'] = $cr_msg['text'].$this->wkthit();
  519. }else{
  520. $cr_msg['text'] = $cr_msg['text'].$this->wkthit();
  521. }
  522. $cekdulu = $this->simlog($cr_msg['to']."<=respon=photo");
  523. if($cekdulu==true){
  524. if($komen_cr!=""){
  525. $cr_msg['type'] = "cr_com";
  526. $this->send_cr($cr_msg,$bot,$app);
  527. }
  528. if($bot['like']==true){
  529. $cr_msg['type'] = "cr_jempol";
  530. $this->send_cr($cr_msg,$bot,$app);
  531. }
  532. }
  533. }elseif($status->type==11111){
  534. }
  535. }
  536. }
  537. }
  538. }
  539. function send_cr($msg,$bot,$app){
  540. if($app['aces']){
  541. $token = $this->renew_token($app);
  542. if($msg['text'] && $msg['type']=='cr_com' && $msg['to']){
  543. $this->http_hit("https://api.facebook.com/method/stream.addComment?post_id=".$msg['to']."&comment=".$msg['text']."&access_token=".$app['aces']);
  544. }elseif($msg['type']=='cr_jempol' && $msg['to']){
  545. $this->http_hit("https://api.facebook.com/method/stream.addLike?post_id=".$msg['to']."&access_token=".$app['aces']);
  546. }elseif($msg['type']=='cr_feed'){
  547. #$this->resume();
  548. }
  549. }
  550. }
  551. function renew_token($app){
  552. if($app['sendiri']==true){
  553. $url = "https://graph.facebook.com/oauth/access_token?client_id=".$app['id']."&client_secret=".$app['secret']."&grant_type=fb_exchange_token&fb_exchange_token=".$app['aces'];
  554. $url = $this->http_hit($url);
  555. $url = str_replace("access_token=","",$url);
  556. $url = $this->get2tx($url,"&");
  557. }else{
  558. $url = $app['aces'];
  559. }
  560. return $url;
  561. }
  562. function http_hit($url){
  563. $url = $url."&zee";
  564. while ($i < strlen($url)) {
  565. if(substr($url,$i,1)=="="){
  566. $belum_encode = $this->get2tx(substr($url,$i+1,strlen($url)),"&");
  567. $sudah_encode = urlencode($belum_encode);
  568. $url = str_replace($belum_encode,$sudah_encode,$url);
  569. }
  570. $i++;
  571. }
  572. $url = str_replace("&zee","",$url);
  573. return file_get_contents($url);
  574. }
  575. function simlog($cr_id) {
  576. $fname = "Vegi_Log.txt";
  577. $lihatiplist=fopen ($fname, "rb");
  578. $text='';
  579. if($lihatiplist){
  580. $spasipol = "";
  581. do {
  582. $barislistip = fread($lihatiplist, 512);
  583. if(strlen($barislistip) == 0){ break; }
  584. $spasipol .= $barislistip;
  585. } while(true);
  586. fclose ($lihatiplist);
  587. for ($i = 1; $i <= 10; $i++) {$spasipol = str_replace(" ","",$spasipol);}
  588. $text=$text.$spasipol;
  589. }else{$text="";}
  590. if(ereg($cr_id,$text)){
  591. return false;
  592. }else{
  593. $text = $cr_id."\n".$text;
  594. if(strlen($text)>=1000000){ $text=substr($text,0,500000); }
  595. $w_file=@fopen($fname,"w") or bberr();
  596. if($w_file) {
  597. @fputs($w_file,$text);
  598. @fclose($w_file);
  599. }
  600. return true;
  601. }
  602. }
  603. function chart_cr($text){
  604.  
  605. }
  606. function get1tx($text,$key) {
  607. $hit = 0;
  608. $ptx = strlen($text);
  609. do {
  610. if(strtolower(substr($text,$hit,strlen($key)))==strtolower($key)){
  611. return(substr($text,$hit,$ptx));
  612. }
  613. if($hit >= $ptx){break;}else{$hit=$hit+1;}
  614. } while(true);
  615. }
  616. function get2tx($text,$key) {
  617. $hit = 0;
  618. $ptx = strlen($text);
  619. do {
  620. if(strtolower(substr($text,$hit,strlen($key)))==strtolower($key)){
  621. return(substr($text,0,$hit));
  622. }
  623. if($hit >= $ptx){break;}else{$hit=$hit+1;}
  624. } while(true);
  625. }
  626. function get3tx($text,$key) {
  627. $hit = 0;
  628. $ptx = strlen($text);
  629. do {
  630. if(strtolower(substr($text,$ptx-$hit,strlen($key)))==strtolower($key)){
  631. return(substr($text,0,$ptx-$hit));
  632. }
  633. if($hit >= $ptx){break;}else{$hit=$hit+1;}
  634. } while(true);
  635. }
  636. function acak($text){
  637. return $text[rand(0,count($text) - 1)];
  638. }
  639. function wkthit(){
  640. $hari=gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7);
  641. if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Sun"){ $hari="Minggu"; }
  642. if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Mon"){ $hari="Senin"; }
  643. if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Tue"){ $hari="Selasa"; }
  644. if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Wed"){ $hari="Rabu"; }
  645. if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Thu"){ $hari="Kamis"; }
  646. if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Fri"){ $hari="Jum'at"; }
  647. if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Sat"){ $hari="Sabtu"; }
  648. $bulan=gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7);
  649. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="January"){ $bulan="Januari"; }
  650. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="February"){ $bulan="Februari"; }
  651. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="March"){ $bulan="Maret"; }
  652. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="April"){ $bulan="April"; }
  653. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="May"){ $bulan="Mei"; }
  654. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="June"){ $bulan="Juni"; }
  655. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="July"){ $bulan="Juli"; }
  656. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="August"){ $bulan="Agustus"; }
  657. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="September"){ $bulan="September"; }
  658. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="October"){ $bulan="Oktober"; }
  659. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="November"){ $bulan="November"; }
  660. if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="December"){ $bulan="Desember"; }
  661. $jam="Jam : ".gmdate("H:m", time()+60*60*7);
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  663. }
  664. }
  665. ?>
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