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- >be me, bumbly
- >i'm buzzing around pickle horse-man's ears
- >his ears are swatting at me
- >it's just a reflexive instinct though
- >pickle horse-man is not swatting at me
- >because he knows i am here to deliver wisdom
- >i finally get close enough to his inner ear for him to hear me
- >i shout "BEE YOURSELF!"
- >he says WHAT?
- >i get closer
- >i shout "BEE YOURSELF!!!!"
- >he says I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
- >i'm now in his ear
- >i shout "BEE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!'
- >and i jam my stinger deep into his ear canal
- >there is a tremendous tumult that ensues
- >pickle homer is desperately slamming and digging at his ear to try and fish me out
- >but he is only succeeding in pushing my dying body further in
- >yes
- >my life is ending
- >but my purpose has been fulfilled
- >i am losing the battle to continue
- >after a while
- >pickle horse-man asks me why
- >why did i do it
- >i whisper "bee-cauzzze"
- >i chuckle faintly
- >i die
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