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You Are Bee-ten

Jan 23rd, 2023
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  1. >be me, bumbly
  2. >i'm buzzing around pickle horse-man's ears
  3. >his ears are swatting at me
  4. >it's just a reflexive instinct though
  5. >pickle horse-man is not swatting at me
  6. >because he knows i am here to deliver wisdom
  7. >i finally get close enough to his inner ear for him to hear me
  8. >i shout "BEE YOURSELF!"
  9. >he says WHAT?
  10. >i get closer
  11. >i shout "BEE YOURSELF!!!!"
  12. >he says I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
  13. >i'm now in his ear
  14. >i shout "BEE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!'
  15. >and i jam my stinger deep into his ear canal
  16. >there is a tremendous tumult that ensues
  17. >pickle homer is desperately slamming and digging at his ear to try and fish me out
  18. >but he is only succeeding in pushing my dying body further in
  19. >yes
  20. >my life is ending
  21. >but my purpose has been fulfilled
  22. >i am losing the battle to continue
  23. >after a while
  24. >pickle horse-man asks me why
  25. >why did i do it
  26. >i whisper "bee-cauzzze"
  27. >i chuckle faintly
  28. >i die
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