Dave's Confectionery and Dentistry

Do you find yourself wanting to give into the cravings of the sweet tooth, but are concerned with what such indulgences will do to your actual chompers? Then swiggity swoot on down to Dave's Confectionery and Dentistry. We have the stuff you need to to get that sugary fix, then maybe fix the cavities that turn up? All fillings guaranteed sugar-free; we've switched to an artificial sweetener! Present this ad during your next visit for a confused look from your dentist?

Here at Dave's Confectionery and Dentistry, we pride ourselves on being the first, and second, in our field. Our delicious candies are sourced, and second-to-some, while our toothy technicians are trained. We didn't ask in what field, but they seem to get the job done, and their certificates looked professional.

So, if you're looking to chow down on chocolate, top-up your toffee collection, or just get jabbed in the mouth, Dave's Confectionery and Dentistry is the right place for you. If you're looking for something else, we cannot help you. Dave's Confectionery and Dentistry: Sink you teeth *into* some teeth!