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- Brew of Love
- > Deep in the forest lives a great tree
- > The branches hang low and wide
- > Flowers, thick grass, and nuts are found beneath this mighty resident of the forest
- > Many animals make their home there in the peaceful meadow beneath the tree
- > Squirrels, birds, bugs, and even a cat
- > However; the strangest resident is the fluffy pony
- > Burrowing many shallow dens beneath the wide roots they have created a veritable city of fluff
- > There is no smarty, but these fluffies cannot remember a time before the big tree
- > For many years they have burrowed and grazed the surrounding field and forest
- > "Hewd giff pwesent tuu big twee! Big twee hewp fwuffies! Fwuffies wuv big twee!"
- > A nearly gray fluffy once bright blue and red sits on his haunches and raises his forlegs to the tree
- > "Twee fwuff take nummies tuu big twee! Big twee be happeh! Happeh twee keep hewd safe!"
- > The graying fluff backs up head down and places his face on the dirt floor
- > At least a dozen older fluffies are watching this ritual performed once every scary dark
- > Tonight the ball will be missing
- > This used to scare the fluffies
- > Without it they're totally blind in the forest
- > Many nights they lay sleepless in fear hugging to suppress the fear of absolute darkness
- > Trembling and pleading for the bright ball to return and save them from the scary dark
- > Then a long time ago a very good fluffy named Tree made their tree home a friend who protects fluffies
- > Tree was the first gray fluff, and he was very clever
- > Now nestled in the friendly roots and soft earth fluffies sleep soundly durring the scary night
- > Thanks to the gift the tree will keep them safe
- > As the fluffies watch the old stallion bow before the small pile of nuts a squirrel appears
- > It tentatively sniffs the pile
- > Then takes a nut and flees up into the branches
- > This happens several more times until the pile is gone
- > Somehow sensing the removal of all the nuts, or perhaps just tired of smelling dirt the fluffy rises
- > "Fwiend! Twee hewp fwuffies! Keep fwuffies safe! Wuv fwuffies!"
- > The crowd of younger and adult fluffies cheers
- > Some hug others cry and thank the tree
- > This bizarre ritual is repeated in various other instances as well
- > When the river is low and the water is foul they leave a gift of blue berries on a leaf that floats down river
- > When the sky ball is too hot they leave open red berries for the dragon flies
- > And, when a mare has the strange tummy feel they throw a party
- > Actually, they throw parties a lot but that's beside the point
- > "Nao!"
- > The graying stallion speaks once more to the gathered fluffies
- > "Fiwwy wowsy weady fow fiwst speciaw huggies!"
- > An older filly timidly steps towards the old large fluffy
- > "Fwiends, wowsy nee a husban! Who wuud wuv dis fiwwy?"
- > A nearby line of colts, some with mothers and sisters speak
- > "Weaf wan giff speciaw hugs!" "Buzzy wuv Wowsy!" "Bwight giff bebbehs tuu wowsy!"
- > The three colts are nearing their first breeding season
- > And older mares have had to keep their ornery colts in line for this ritual
- > "Den, cowts come hewe! Must eat da siwwy nummies!"
- > The colts are nervous and only Bright steps forward at first
- > "Bwight nuu fwaid of' siwwy nummies! Nuu scawy!"
- > A leaf covered with mushy red berries is brought forward for each colt
- > "Now! Who eats da siwwy nummies..."
- > Bright is already munching on the pungent fruit
- > "Naom naom nom nom bwight nom nom best cowt nom nom know how eat nummies! dummy."
- > The other two look at gray fluff
- > "Fwuffy was sayin, whoeffa eat siwwy nummies an NO Sikkies! Wiww be husban!"
- > The other two begin slowly eating the disgusting berries
- > Bright has already finished and is moving to mate the scared filly
- > "Bwight finnich numbies! Giff speciaw huggies now!"
- > The old fluffy doesn't attempt to stop him
- > Mounting the filly the woozy looking colt tries to hump but is unable to become erect
- > "Nuu! Nuu wike bwight! Scawy fwuffy! Nuu Wike!"
- > The filly manages to wiggle out from under the dizzy colt who now falls over
- > "O...oooo..oo..ooh... mm.. uck... nummies... nuu siwwy... nummies awe yickkie... o. URK!"
- > Now vomiting a red berry mush the colt clutches his hurting tummy and cries
- > "Nuu..blueaghhhhhh... nuu-hh-hh-nuu blugh.. bealgh! hh--h--h-h-h-nuu sikkie! bleagh! owwies..."
- > With most of the fermented berries out some chewed and digested grass is also vomited
- > Gray fluff speaks once more, this time to the sick colt
- > "Yuu nuu wissen tu gwey fwuffies, gwey fwuffies good mummahs an daddies fow hewd."
- > "Fwuffies who dun wissen tu hewd awe bad fwuffies, bad fwuffies nuu get bebbehs!"
- > The sobbing and vomiting colt is now left where he lies twitching and barely coughing
- > "Nu..nu..hh-hh-hh-nuu... wan be daddeh... nuu-hh-hh-hh-hh- nuu bad..."
- > Another colt has barely finished his share and begins trembling
- > "Fwuahfee hown huuuuwties... why gwassies spinny?"
- > The green unicorn leaf has also begun crying, his head spinning and burning with pain
- > His legs are so wobbly that he simply slumps over convulsing
- > Leaf however, does not get sick fast enough
- > The berries were eaten too slowly
- > The alcohol in the fermented fruits has made its way into his blood
- > A tiny liver tries desperately to filter out the sudden flood of toxins
- > He coughs and begins to vomit, but it's too late
- > He cries and wails for a minute then his eyes glaze over
- > The unicorn's takes the longest sleep
- > Gray fluff speaks to the herd in front of the deceased Leaf
- > "Haff saddies fow Weaf, buh Weaf tuu weak. Weak bebbehs haff biggest sweepies wike weaf."
- > The gray fluff and those around him bow in solace at the dead unicorn colt
- > Some cry others simply sniffle
- > His mother and sister are beside themselves
- > "NUUU! WEAFIE! WEAFIE! WAKIES! MUMMAH HEWE! NUU WEAK WEAFIE! BWAVE! BWAVE AN STWONG AN.. an..."
- > The mother simply cries as she realizes the gray fluff are right
- > Her daughter simply hugs the body trying to resuscitate him
- > She pulls the filly away and hugs her till they both stop crying later that day
- > The last fluffy now shivers his horn trembling as he tries to eat the berries as well
- > "F-f-f-f-fwuffy nuu wan siwwy nummies... Siwwy nummies giff fwiends sikkies an big sweepies..."
- > "Nuu wan sweepies... wan wuv Wowsy... Buzzy wuv Wowsy... nuu wan weave Wowsy..."
- > The reddish gray fluff looks to his fellow grays who nod at him
- > "Buzzy! Uppies yow head! Yuu good fwuffy! Wemembow mows impowtant wesson abowt siwwy nummies!"
- > "Neffa eat too many siwwy nummies!"
- > Buzzy realizing that he passed the test cheers and hugs Rosy though he's still quite drunk for a fluffy
- > A recently vacated burrow is given as a gift to the good fluffy husban an wifey
- > Who proceed to snuggle in their new cozy burrow
- > Buzzy falls asleep nearly immediately embracing his new wife
- > The gray fluff take the deceased Leaf towards the den of the cat monster for tribute
- > Who drags the little body into his hole in the big tree
- > Bright is given the chance to leave or serve the herd with no special hugs
- > Bright leaves only to be overcome by the dangerous forest beyond the big tree later that night
- > He dies trying to fight a pile of ants he accidentally steps on
- > With all of the fluffy problems solved for now the gray fluff move into the sun and sleep
- > Their faded fluff hides the once vibrant colors of playful fluffies
- > Around them a healthy and relatively happy herd plays, eats, and raises their young
- > Near the pile a bee lands upon a rose
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