Let there be Light, Session 3

<DM>	-=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<DM>	*Recap! So far, after hearing about some flashing lights and the location of a Nayru's Love shard, you entered a dungeon that lights itself (in most rooms). Through the use of mirrors and spirit gems, you've encountered a few foes, found some nice treasure, and found that the Nayru's Love Shard was hiding under the illusion of a large green gem, but it's still impossible to reach due to the masses of energy channeling into it.*
<DM>	*Last our heroes got to, you went to the room with the mirror wall, lit the torches, and the mirror wall faded away, revealing the other side of the room, which was dark, had unlit torches, and a locked door. You went through that door when a loading screen stopped you.*
<DM>	*As you pass through the door, it seems once again, several people go missing. You (Gurloz) find yourself next to a burly Goron in the next room.*
*	Baegba awakens from a seizure of light.
*	Gurloz tears the loading screen a new one.
<Baegba>	Oi oi, wut be a happenin' to err me?
*	Baegba looks around and sees Gurloz.
<Baegba>	Oi, et be err Gurloiz! How et be goin', kind sir?
*	Gurloz is confused, the second time something like this has occured. "I blame the Fourth Wall."
*	BlueShell hides behind the fourth wall, laughing at Gurloz.
*	Gurloz shudders.
*	DM high-fives the fourth wall.
<DM>	*You enter a small room with a large, green gem in the middle. Energy seems to be stemming from the gem upwards into the ceiling, where it seems to lead back where you came from.*
*	Gurloz responds to Baegba; "It's going. What brings you here?"
<Baegba>	Hmm, oi don't be a err knowin'... me was in da Hoirule Village, and me found an' er undergroind passage wot where dere shoul'n't be one, and burrr! Soiddenly, et be errr cold and then oi woke up 'ere.
<DM>	(on second thought FS, good call on not trying to pull off Baegba's speech)
<Gurloz>	(The GrammarNazi would also have a field day in here too..)
<DM>	lol
<DM>	(it's based on mole speech from the Redwall series)
<Baegba>	So, oi err... *pointing to the gem* wot's this thing 'ere?
<Baegba>	Where be we et?
<DM>	*Translation - Where are we?*
<Gurloz>	"I have as much a clue as you do. ... All I know are these random crystals ..."
*	Gurloz pulls out his Spirit Gem
*	Baegba looks.
<Baegba>	Ooo... loiks shiny.
<Gurloz>	" ... have a rather wierd function when I activate it.
<Gurloz>	"
<Gurloz>	"... separates my soul from my body. ... Its creepy, yet useful."
<Baegba>	o_O
<Baegba>	So... wot's dis one doin'? *pointing back to the big green gem* Where do ya think it's foirin' energy to?
*	Gurloz slowly begins to approach the large gem.
<DM>	*You approach the gem, but it doesn't seem to be having the effect of the gem from the large room. You feel normal.*
*	FS has quit (Ping timeout)
<Gurloz>	"Hmm, this is quite interesting. ... There's a smaller green gem on a pedestal in a previous room that's got a dozen or so lazar beams (?!?) firing at it, which sucks your soul outta you when you approach it."
<Baegba>	LAZAR?
<Baegba>	Oh, LOIZERS!
*	DM face-palms.
*	Gurloz reaches out to the gem. "Is it pointy?"
<DM>	*The gem is in the shape of a pyramid, with a point directly upwards (the direction it's firing energy). As you reach out to it, the beam itself zaps you slightly.*
<Kefka>	Line Added: *The gem is in the shape of a pyramid, with a point directly upwards (the direction it's firing energy). As you reach out to it, the beam itself zaps you slightly.*
<DM>	not now Kefka
<Kefka>	Well, this is staff decision, I'm not gonna change it.
<Gurloz>	... how oddly relevant.
<Gurloz>	$switch ai
<DM>	lol
<Kefka>	$switch: Artificial Intelligence is now Disabled for #zurpg, Gurloz.
*	Gurloz is shocked, ... literally.
*	FireSeraphim (~FireSerap@67.217.194.10) has joined #zurpg
<Baegba>	Hmm... do ya thoink maybe, et err... dis gem 'ere be foirin' energy to et err gem o'er dere?
<DM>	*Translation - Is this gem firing energy to the other gem?*
<Gurloz>	"Its a possibility. ..."
<Baegba>	Hmmm...
<Baegba>	Well, oi like err broikin' dings, so... can me breaks it?
<Gurloz>	There was also a locked door on the far other end of this complex.. ...
<Gurloz>	I wonder what's in there too...
<Gurloz>	unfortunately I lack a key. ...
<Gurloz>	Hmm... ... Very well. have at it.
*	Gurloz backs off.
<Baegba>	ET BE 'AMMER TOIME!
*	X_X is now known as Gem
*	Baegba grabs his Hammerhead with both hands and slams it down on the gem!
<Baegba>	$30d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 7, 9, 7, 6, 9, 4, 10, 2, 4, 1, 2, 5, 7, 5, 3, 7, 9, 4, 10, 1, 2, 10, 8, 4, 3, 4, 9 and 8. Total: 170. Successes: 20.
<Gem>	$25d10
<Navi>	Gem: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 5, 2, 1, 10, 9, 3, 6, 2, 1, 9, 10, 6, 4, 9, 2, 8, 1, 4, 3, 1, 3, 9 and 2. Total: 118. Successes: 13.
<DM>	*Baegba's hammer breaks through the energy current and bounces off the gem, throwing him back.*
<Baegba>	Owey!
<DM>	*However, the energy stops channeling. The gem then cracks... and then cracks some more until it shatters into pieces.*
<DM>	*As the gem shatters, you see there's another key, which seems to be have been inside of the key.*
<Gurloz>	"KEYCEPTION!"
<DM>	*The gem's remains turn into a total of 3 Magic Containers.*
*	Baegba gets back up.
<Baegba>	Owey... twas a bit oif a shock, hittin' err dat, but... me thinks be did woill.
<Baegba>	'ere, take da cointainers, me donts loik the taste o' dem.
<DM>	(small key - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-278.html
<Gurloz>	"I bet it was. ... You nearly knocked me out."
<Baegba>	Ah, moi bad.
<DM>	(No Baegba, don't say "moi", you're sounding like a certain Gungan)
*	Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the green, blocking an angry golfer's shot to the hole! This could get ugly. «14,807»)
<Baegba>	... mah bad, Mr. Fourth Wall.
*	Gurloz grabs the containers. "Thanks Baegba."
<Baegba>	Sure thing.
<Gurloz>	"Well well well, speak of the devil, a key as well."
<Gurloz>	"... a key inside of a key.. ... I blame the Fourth Wall."
<DM>	*Well, not a key inside of a key, but a key in a gem in a locked room.... which is a key in a key, technically.*
<Gurloz>	"Come, let's backtrack to the other side of this place."
*	Gurloz exits the room.
<Baegba>	Oikey.
*	Baegba follows Goiloz.
*	Gurloz kicks Baegba out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked Baegba from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a can of green beans «14,808»)
*	Baegba (WindStrike@24.246.163.12) has joined #zurpg
<DM>	oh god, I almost read that as "green beams"
<DM>	cause that's what the lasers are, lol
<Gurloz>	(LOL)
<DM>	*You exit the room and find yourself back in the room with 8 torches, 4 unlit, 4 lit.*
<Gurloz>	"Hmm. I still think there's something up with the unlit torches. ..."
<Baegba>	Hmm, were they lit afore?
*	Gurloz takes a closer look at one of the unlit torches.
<DM>	*The torch is unlit. The remains of cigarettes are in the ash tra-
<DM>	*The torch is unlit.*
*	Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a hornets nest! RUN!! «14,809»)
*	Baegba lights up a PSI Flare in his hand.
<Baegba>	Should oi try loighten' them up?
<Gurloz>	"Of course."
*	Gurloz steps aside.
*	Baegba passes the charged up PSI Flare in his hand across all four torches.
<DM>	*The mirror that used to be there reforms in the middle of the room. Through the mirror's reflection, the torches are lit.*
<Baegba>	Oooh, a moirror!
<Gurloz>	"Hmmm, this is oddly familiar."
<Gurloz>	"Had to light torches on the other side of the room to make that mirror go away. ... o_O"
<Baegba>	Oi err, dis foire be burnin' me hand, ouch!
*	Baegba ends up throwing the PSI Flare at the mirror.
*	Gurloz ducks for cover.
<DM>	*Rather than expecting the spell to bounce back, the mirror shatters as the PSI Flare explodes on contact.*
*	BlueShell pops his head out from behind one of the torches. ... "Is it safe?"
<DM>	*The torches on the other side are still lit.*
*	Gurloz pops his head out from behind one of the torches. ... "Is it safe?"
*	Gurloz kicks BlueShell out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked BlueShell from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the roof! «14,810»)
*	BlueShell flies off.
<DM>	*All 8 torches are lit... a quick melody plays and a treasure chest drops in the middle of the room, where the mirror was.*
<Baegba>	O_o
<Gurloz>	"Falling treasure chests, what's next? Flying cars?"
<DM>	*A BlueShell flies through the room, from one fourth wall to the next.*
<Baegba>	More like floiyin' shells.
*	Gurloz passes out from what he sees.
<DM>	*As you pass out, you hear Baegba's voice: "DON'T WALK INTO ET ERR LOIGHT!"*
*	Gurloz springs into action. "Did somebody say Light?!?!"
<DM>	*A lightbulb appears above Gurloz's head, only for the BlueShell to pass through again and steal it.*
*	Gurloz yells at the Fourth Wall. ... "Thanks for stealing my epiphany."
*	Baegba goes over the treasure chest and kicks it open.
*	Gurloz walks up behind Baegba.
*	Gurloz looks into the chest. ... Not THAT Chest, you sicko.
*	DM face-palms.
*	Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a Testicle Cover Guard tournament. «14,811»)
<DM>	*There appears to be an Ascended Ring and a Light Scroll #3 in the chest.*
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-22.html
*	Gurloz turns to Baegba, "That's some nice items you got there."
<DM>	(I'm aware there's no Ascended Rings yet, I'm gonna try to get that done during October)
<Baegba>	Hmm... me can't even err use 'em, all yours.
*	Baegba hands 'em both to you.
*	Gurloz thanks Baegba.
*	Gurloz holds onto them both for now.
<Gurloz>	"Come, let's go."
*	Gurloz exits into the central room.
<DM>	(yeah, October, gotta get Ascended Rings done (should only take a day or two), the crafting system + update on Enemy Database, Level 30 items, and getting most of the work done on HD (enough for me to get an official announcement thread up by the start of November, so like, 95% of it)
*	Baegba follows.
<DM>	*You reach the central room. The dozen or so LAZARS has lessened from the destruction of the gem. However, you still feel your soul getting pulled away if you get close to it.*
<Gurloz>	(Is it terrible that I keep reading "HD" as "High Definition"?) ...
<Baegba>	Oi oi, me don't loik those err gems thoir.
<DM>	(eh, I'm not surprised honestly, I do it too, lol)
<Gurloz>	"Just ... stay close to the walls."
*	Baegba edges to the walls, Uncharted style.
*	Gurloz skirts the wall to the opposite side of the room, going west, correct?"
<DM>	*To the west you do indeed go.*
<DM>	*You enter the west door and find yourself in the room with the table in it.*
<DM>	*The door to the north is where you fought the Mirrorobe, and the room to the west is locked.*
<Baegba>	Hmm, a toible?
*	Gurloz approaches the door to the west. "I know where to stick this..."
*	Gurloz gets out the key and inserts it into the lock.
*	DM sighducks.
<DM>	*You fail to satisfy this lock, but it clicks and unlocks anyways.*
*	Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed inside a box. What's inside? «14,812»)
*	DM is inside the box, that's what's inside!
*	Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on WindStrike's Headache! «14,813»)
<DM>	......
<DM>	what
<DM>	WHAT
<DM>	I... I AM CONFUSED
<DM>	I JUST GOT A HEADACHE FROM THAT
<DM>	excuse me as I get a refill on water to remedy this........ what
*	Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a flagpole? O_o «14,814»)
<DM>	back with water
*	Gurloz opens the door and enters the next room.
<DM>	*The door opens, and you see a room very similar to the one with the gem shooting energy upwards... with a key difference.*
<DM>	*A pair of eyes from a speedy Octorok dripping magic goo locks onto the two of you.*
<Baegba>	Umm... err, dat be oi a croizy lookin' et err Oicteroky, me don'ts loik da look o' dat.
*	Gurloz sees the speedy Octorok ... "What are ye, on crack? Isn't that stuff illegal?"
<DM>	Cracktorok's stats up - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-278.html
*	Gurloz enters battle stance.
*	Baegba gets his hammer and shield ready.
*	Gem is now known as Cracktorok
<DM>	*Roll initiatives!*
<Gurloz>	$init 1d13
<Navi>	Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 11.
<DM>	(hmm, should've increased its $init roll come to think of it... oh well, too late)
<Baegba>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Baegba: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Cracktorok>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Cracktorok: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<DM>	o_O
<Gurloz>	... !!!
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The Battle has started! Turn Order: Gurloz (11), Cracktorok (10) and Baegba (7).
<DM>	Bonus Turns: Cracktorok
*	Cracktorok starts off firing Devastator! Everyone roll Wisdom!
<Cracktorok>	$35d10
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 6, 2, 6, 10, 7, 7, 6, 4, 4, 6, 1, 2, 6, 1, 5, 3, 7, 2, 8, 6, 6, 7, 1, 8, 10, 3, 3, 3, 9, 6, 1, 4 and 8. Total: 175. Successes: 22.
<Baegba>	!!!
<Gurloz>	$29d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 4, 2, 2, 9, 8, 8, 1, 2, 3, 1, 5, 5, 10, 8, 8, 6, 10, 8, 3, 5, 9, 2, 5, 10, 8, 2 and 8. Total: 163. Successes: 22.
<Baegba>	$32d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 8, 9, 3, 9, 4, 7, 4, 3, 4, 6, 3, 1, 9, 7, 4, 9, 1, 6, 4, 7, 9, 1, 5, 5, 2, 10, 5, 7, 5 and 1. Total: 168. Successes: 19.
<DM>	ROLLOFF on Gurloz
<Cracktorok>	$35d10
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 6, 6, 9, 2, 3, 1, 3, 5, 10, 1, 3, 4, 8, 5, 7, 1, 3, 2, 8, 2, 3, 9, 2, 4, 5, 2, 2, 10, 5, 7, 2, 5 and 10. Total: 171. Successes: 21.
<Gurloz>	$29d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 3, 5, 4, 6, 9, 9, 10, 8, 9, 4, 8, 7, 1, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 6, 7, 9, 2, 9, 6, 3, 6 and 9. Total: 203. Successes: 27.
<DM>	*The devastator hits Baegba, doing no damage but causing him to lose 2 magic. It backfires though and hits itself for 6 damage, which drains from its magic.*
<Cracktorok>	??h, 16m
*	Gurloz absorbs the Devastation. ... o_O; Oh wait, he's already at full health.
*	Cracktorok ends its bonus turn.
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	Turn Order: Gurloz (11), Cracktorok (10) and Baegba (7).
*	Gurloz stands in place and swings out an Air Blade at the Cracktorok! (Roll Courage!)
<Gurloz>	$32d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 3, 9, 7, 6, 8, 8, 6, 9, 1, 4, 5, 4, 1, 8, 5, 6, 7, 6, 9, 4, 4, 9, 2, 1, 5, 2, 5, 8, 9 and 1. Total: 174. Successes: 20.
<DM>	(oh woops, thought its passive was for defending dice only... derp)
<DM>	(WELL devastator got unintentionally nerfed there, oh well)
<Cracktorok>	$40d10
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 10, 5, 6, 4, 1, 1, 1, 9, 4, 5, 9, 1, 4, 8, 7, 8, 10, 1, 10, 5, 3, 9, 8, 1, 3, 8, 7, 3, 3, 1, 5, 5, 2, 4, 10, 6, 8 and 7. Total: 222. Successes: 30.
*	Cracktorok speeds its way to a victory to dodge the air blade.
*	Gurloz ... fails, ... terribly.
*	Red_Enrics (~Goriya@pool-173-57-191-192.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #zurpg
*	Gurloz casts Reverse Polarity on Baegba as an extra support spell.
<DM>	(welcome to a quest you're totally not in, sir Red)
*	Red_Enrics is now known as Nolyghots
<Gurloz>	18h, 12m.
*	Nolyghots flies around
<Gurloz>	$endturn
<Navi>	Gurloz has ended their turn. Cracktorok: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Gurloz (11), Cracktorok (10) and Baegba (7).
<DM>	*Nolyghots has transferred from one Spirit Complex to another, it seems.*
*	Cracktorok has no actual thought process it seems.
<Cracktorok>	$1d2
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
*	Cracktorok speedy-mc-speedsters at Gurloz, speedrunning life at 88mph! (Roll Courage)
<Cracktorok>	$47d10
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 3, 2, 1, 9, 10, 2, 2, 9, 5, 2, 2, 9, 8, 3, 3, 10, 6, 10, 8, 9, 5, 4, 5, 9, 2, 6, 2, 8, 6, 4, 5, 1, 5, 9, 8, 7, 1, 8, 10, 8, 6, 1, 1, 8 and 9. Total: 261. Successes: 33.
*	Gurloz watches as Cractorok vanishes before him, going to somewhen else in time.
<Gurloz>	$29d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 5, 1, 9, 5, 9, 7, 1, 10, 1, 2, 7, 1, 7, 9, 4, 10, 10, 8, 2, 2, 5, 2, 10, 5, 3, 2 and 8. Total: 157. Successes: 22.
<DM>	33 - 22 = 11 - 2 = 9 damage
*	Gurloz gets burned by the after-effects however. Ow.
<Gurloz>	9h, 12m.
<Cracktorok>	??h, 16m
<Cracktorok>	$endturn
<Navi>	Cracktorok has ended their turn. Baegba: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Gurloz (11), Cracktorok (10) and Baegba (7).
*	Baegba grabs et's err be oi' in burly err-
*	Baegba grabs his hammer and charges Cracktorok! (Roll Power)
<Baegba>	$31d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 9, 4, 6, 10, 5, 7, 3, 5, 10, 3, 2, 5, 9, 5, 6, 10, 7, 3, 1, 4, 10, 3, 8, 10, 6, 5, 8, 1 and 8. Total: 180. Successes: 25.
<Cracktorok>	$15d10
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 2, 7, 3, 10, 5, 6, 10, 5, 8, 2, 6, 9 and 5. Total: 88. Successes: 14.
*	Cracktorok experiences a world of hurt.
<DM>	25 - 14 = 11 + 3 = 14 damage
*	Cracktorok loses 14 magic painfully.
<Cracktorok>	??h, 2m
<DM>	(good thing Baegba didn't use Charge, Level 2 there... otherwise, that would've been a 10 damage shockwave of pain)
<DM>	(... I mean, a ?? Heart shock- whatever)
<Cracktorok>	10h, 2m
<Baegba>	11h, 12m
<Baegba>	$endturn
<Navi>	Baegba has ended their turn. Gurloz: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Gurloz (11), Cracktorok (10) and Baegba (7).
*	Gurloz siphons 1 magic from the Cracktorok.
*	Cracktorok loses 3 magic from Speedy anyways... shockwave.
<Baegba>	Oi oh...
<Cracktorok>	10h, 0m
<DM>	*As Cracktorok runs out of magic, it emits a shockwave of doom, hitting Baegba and Gurloz! (Roll Wisdom)
<Gurloz>	9h, 13m.
<Gurloz>	$29d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 8, 1, 9, 8, 6, 1, 1, 5, 8, 1, 6, 3, 9, 2, 9, 2, 2, 7, 7, 1, 8, 3, 8, 8, 2, 2 and 7. Total: 146. Successes: 17.
<Cracktorok>	$36d10
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 1, 3, 6, 3, 9, 1, 3, 5, 6, 6, 8, 5, 8, 3, 4, 3, 2, 10, 1, 10, 4, 4, 6, 1, 6, 10, 3, 9, 4, 4, 3, 10, 2 and 1. Total: 175. Successes: 20.
<DM>	(oh, it DOES drain from his hearts, derp)
<Cracktorok>	7h, 0m
<Cracktorok>	8h, 0m
<DM>	(there we go)
<Baegba>	$32d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 9, 10, 7, 10, 9, 8, 1, 1, 1, 7, 7, 9, 10, 1, 1, 3, 9, 3, 10, 5, 9, 3, 7, 3, 9, 7, 3, 7, 10 and 9. Total: 203. Successes: 27.
<DM>	-4 successes vs. Gurloz
<DM>	... lol
*	Cracktorok wonders why its failing so horribly.
*	Gurloz shrugs off an explosion.
<DM>	(Ah, what it means to actually have good wisdom stats)
<Cracktorok>	8h, 0m | Hardened Skin, 4 damage reduction
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	Turn Order: Gurloz (11), Cracktorok (10) and Baegba (7).
<DM>	(woops, thought you had Light Level 4 affinity... should've actually been a rolloff there... OH WELL)
*	Gurloz looks at the Cracktorok, charging a PSI Flash in his hands. "TASTE THE LIGHT!"
*	Gurloz fires Psi Flash at the Cracktorok! (Roll Wisdom!)
<Gurloz>	$27d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 2, 10, 6, 2, 9, 1, 3, 9, 7, 4, 8, 3, 1, 10, 2, 3, 10, 3, 9, 10, 8, 1, 10, 7 and 4. Total: 157. Successes: 20.
<Cracktorok>	$36d10
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 7, 1, 4, 7, 9, 6, 10, 8, 3, 6, 7, 5, 4, 7, 8, 6, 8, 2, 10, 6, 4, 7, 2, 5, 6, 2, 10, 4, 2, 1, 9, 3, 6 and 5. Total: 202. Successes: 27.
<DM>	-3 successes
<DM>	(on Gurloz's side)
*	Gurloz fails miserably.
<Gurloz>	9h, 12m.
<Gurloz>	$endturn
*	Cracktorok dodges it with ease.
<Navi>	Gurloz has ended their turn. Cracktorok: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Gurloz (11), Cracktorok (10) and Baegba (7).
<Cracktorok>	$1d2
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
*	Cracktorok speedsters at Baegba! (Roll Courage)
<Cracktorok>	$47d10
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 2, 6, 1, 10, 1, 2, 5, 10, 5, 5, 2, 9, 10, 6, 5, 10, 3, 1, 7, 9, 6, 3, 6, 1, 2, 8, 4, 3, 5, 8, 6, 10, 1, 6, 3, 3, 3, 3, 6, 5, 8, 4, 8, 1 and 6. Total: 238. Successes: 32.
<Baegba>	-_
<Baegba>	-_-
<Baegba>	$13d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 5, 7, 5, 4, 9, 9, 1, 6, 1, 9 and 8. Total: 67. Successes: 8.
*	Baegba succumbs to fate as his life grinds to a halt, his corpse tumbling around on the ground from his large stomach.
<Baegba>	$removeme
<Navi>	Baegba has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Gurloz (11) and Cracktorok (10).
*	Cracktorok ended up getting Reverse Polarity!
<Cracktorok>	o_o
<Cracktorok>	8h, 0m | Hardened Skin, reversed, damage taken increased by 4
<Cracktorok>	$endturn
<Navi>	Cracktorok has ended their turn. Gurloz: It is your turn now.
<Navi>	Turn Order: Gurloz (11) and Cracktorok (10).
*	Cracktorok loses 3 magic, draining from its hearts.
<Cracktorok>	5h, 0m | Hardened Skin, reversed, damage taken increased by 4
*	Gurloz gets out his shield and bashes the Cracktorok to oblivion! (Roll Power!)
<Gurloz>	$22d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 3, 7, 9, 5, 7, 5, 10, 6, 2, 1, 9, 2, 10, 10, 7, 9, 6, 8, 4 and 1. Total: 130. Successes: 18.
<Cracktorok>	$15d10
<Navi>	Cracktorok: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 8, 4, 10, 5, 7, 9, 3, 9, 8, 6, 6, 8 and 9. Total: 107. Successes: 14.
<DM>	18 - 14 = 4/2 = 2 + 4 = 6 damage
*	Gurloz grins. "HULK SMASH!"
*	Cracktorok is slammed into the gem in the middle of the room, its energy zapping Cracktorok's carcass to oblivion, until the gem itself explodes, and the Cracktorok's carcass a nice, crispy, seafood dinner.
<Cracktorok>	$removeme
<Navi>	Cracktorok: The bot has been reset.
*	Cracktorok is now known as X_X
<DM>	*As the gem explodes, its energies pour out into Gurloz and Baegba's corpsy body and restores both of you back to full hearts and magic.
*	Baegba stops rolling around in pain and stands back up.
*	Gurloz scowls at Baegba. "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
<Baegba>	Ow, me feel loik me been gettin' eh-er hit boi et er boirrel roll.
<DM>	+30 EXP
<DM>	+150 Rupees
<Gurloz>	.. just enough. ...
<DM>	let's see, let's do double forced item drop, so...
<DM>	$2d3
<Gurloz>	DING! ...
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 3 Sides. Result: 1 and 3. Total: 4.
<Gurloz>	Fries are done.
*	Gurloz runs.
<DM>	$1d50
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 1 Die with 50 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
<DM>	*A Heart Container and a Rare Ring drop!*
*	Baegba levels up, whoo!
<Gurloz>	Heh, nice drops.
<Baegba>	Hmm, moind if'n oi's takes the 'eart container?
*	Gurloz turns to Baegba. "Sure."
<DM>	(gonna allow it so NPCs can have heart/magic containers, but they still don't get RP)
<Baegba>	Thoinks!
*	Gurloz grabs the ring, ... getting quite the list of unappraised rings.. ...
<Gurloz>	1 common, 1 ascended, 2 rare.
*	Baegba swats a nearby boulder.
*	BlueShell is now known as Geodude
<Geodude>	DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
*	Geodude is now known as BlueShell
<DM>	lulz
<DM>	*With the gem exploded, you hear a quick melody played, as if it was from a different room. Another melody plays, and a treasure chest appears.*
<Gurloz>	"Hmm, fried calamari anyone?"
*	DM writes that up real quick, lol.
*	FS (~FireSerap@67.217.194.10) has joined #zurpg
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*	Gurloz stabs Ping, "Hey, no timeouts now."
<DM>	Fried Cracktorok - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-278.html
<Baegba>	Yeesh, moi don't err loik seafoods, all yours
<Baegba>	Boi the way, was thoir anythin' with dat table in tha oither room?
<DM>	(man, it's turning into a party, jeez)
*	Gurloz scoops up the fried calamari.
*	Gurloz also kicks the treasure chest open.
<DM>	*You find a heavily rusted blade in the treasure chest, though you feel power emanating from it.*
<DM>	(rusty blade added - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-278.html
<Gurloz>	"That is a very rusted-up sword... The wounds from that thing should cause some sort of infection. ..."
*	Gurloz glances at Baegba.
<Baegba>	Hmm, oi'm a et err 'ammer goi, all yours.
<Gurloz>	"Thanks."
*	Gurloz stashes it away with the plethora of other items he seems to be able to fit into his black hole bag. o_O'
<Gurloz>	"Now, about that table. ... I did notice something about it when I was in spirit form earlier.."
*	Gurloz returns to the room with the table.
*	Baegba follows.
<Baegba>	Oh? Loik what?
<Gurloz>	I saw a glowing symbol that looked like that of Luekke's symbol.
<Baegba>	Hmm... oi don't see it...
<Gurloz>	"Again, as I said, 'tis was in the Spirit Realm. ..."
*	Baegba ponders for a moment.
<Baegba>	... is it oinder the table?
<Gurloz>	".. Please, watch over my body, ... "
*	Gurloz activates his Spirit Gem!
*	Gurloz 's body falls limp to the floor.
*	BlueShell is now known as Gurloz`s_Soul
*	Baegba watches as Gurloz's body falls to the floor.
<Baegba>	O_O
*	Gurloz`s_Soul floats up out of his body, able to take a better look at the table in the room.
*	Gurloz`s_Soul calls out to Baegba: "Don't despair, I can still communicate with you."
<DM>	*In your soul form, you see the glow at the center of the table.*
*	Baegba stops having a heart attack.
<Baegba>	Oh, whew... thoight that was err et suicoide gem or somethin'.
*	Gurloz`s_Soul calls out to Baegba: "I see the glow at the center of the table.."
<Baegba>	Hmm, et still be just err a toible.
*	Gurloz`s_Soul floats over to the table and reaches for it.
<DM>	*Your soul bounces back as you try to reach for it.*
*	Baegba sees a flash from under the table on his end.
<Baegba>	Hmm? Oi just 'err saw soimthin' un'er err table.
<Gurloz`s_Soul>	"
*	Gurloz`s_Soul calls out to Baegba: ... "http://www.wowhead.com/item=88801/flippable-table"
*	Baegba grabs the end of the table.
<Baegba>	$30d10
<Navi>	Baegba: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 6, 2, 1, 1, 7, 4, 10, 8, 7, 5, 6, 7, 1, 4, 10, 9, 8, 1, 4, 3, 7, 7, 4, 2, 1, 6, 3 and 10. Total: 150. Successes: 19.
*	Baegba FLIPS the table and ends up flinging it across the room with his great, Goron strength!
<Baegba>	SWATTIN' BOULDERS, FLIPPIN' TABLES!
<DM>	*In your soul form, although the table was flung across, you still see a glow, not able to clearly distinguish what's there.*
<Baegba>	Oooh, wot's dis?
*	Gurloz`s_Soul calls out to Baegba: "You see somethin' now?"
*	Baegba sees a tile with a symbol in the floor, but he is unable to figure out what the symbol is.
<Baegba>	Oi, there 'et be err symboil 'ere.
*	Gurloz`s_Soul calls out to Baegba: "Can you try to describe the symbol to me?"
<Baegba>	Hmm... let's see, et be a loion with the wings of er oiwl-
*	Baegba trips on a Geodude and bumps the tile.
*	TheCheese is now known as THE_XMAN
<DM>	*As Baegba bumps the tile, Gurloz's Soul is forced back into his body. A spirit, looking like the one described in the symbol on the tile appears, hovering between the tile and the mirror on the ceiling.*
*	Gurloz`s_Soul is now known as BlueShell
*	Gurloz comes to.
<DM>	[???]: *grumbles as it comes to* Hmm? Who is it that summons me?
*	Gurloz looks up and sees the spirit.
*	Baegba is stunned by the appearance of the spirit.
<Gurloz>	"Sir, Its Gurloz."
<Baegba>	Oi oi oi errrr be et errr aooioaee- *loses his voice... or is it voioice...*
*	THE_XMAN is now known as GLaDOSthePotato
*	GLaDOSthePotato is away: Insert Message
<DM>	[???]: Gurloz... I do not know that name, but I welcome thee nonetheless. I am Luekke, Guardian of Light.
*	X_X is now known as Luekke
<Baegba>	Oim, umm, err... guardians? Loik, the six guardians? Oi, aren't thoise just err loigends? T-t-they'oire real?
*	GLaDOSthePotato is back (gone 00:02:15)
<Gurloz>	!!! . ... Luekke! I've found you. Been looking all over Hyrule for you!
<Gurloz>	Luekke is indeed from the legends of old.
<Baegba>	!!!
<Luekke>	Yes, I am real, and now that you've freed me...
<Luekke>	. . .
*	Luekke tries moving around, but notices that he can't seem to move outside the confines of the mirror above.
<Gurloz>	"Sir, I see your forgiveness, ... for I was born on the day you passed.." .. ...
<DM>	*A luekke-warm smile crosses Luekke-
*	DM ruuuuuns.
<DM>	*A lukewarm smile crosses Luekke.*
*	Gurloz charges up a PSI Flash and fires it at the mirror.
<Gurloz>	$29d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 5, 4, 3, 1, 5, 4, 9, 3, 1, 6, 1, 5, 8, 2, 4, 3, 10, 4, 10, 1, 5, 9, 2, 1, 9, 6 and 5. Total: 141. Successes: 17.
<DM>	*The PSI Flash bounces off the mirror and lands in the opposite wall, doing nothing.*
<Gurloz>	"Drat."
<Luekke>	It is no matter, for I love all creatures and beings in search of peace.
<Gurloz>	"I do the same.."
<Luekke>	I do forgive you, Sir Gurloz. It is not your fault that I passed, for it was simply my time.
*	Luekke looks around at the room, which is lit up by the walls themselves.
<Luekke>	Hmm, it seems my summoning is not yet complete. Is this not the Sunlight Dungeon?
<Baegba>	Oi wot dungeon?
<Gurloz>	"We are indeed inside of a dungeon that lights itself from its walls. ..."
*	Gurloz swats the Fourth Wall away.
*	BlueShell gets swatted, and flies out of the room.
<Luekke>	This dungeon seems to be an imitation... one that has my symbol, but not enough power to revive my spirit.
<Luekke>	You'll have to forgive me... it seems I am unable to return yet to the realm which I was born into.
<Gurloz>	"Well then, I will set out to find this Sunlight Dungeon, and I promise I will bring you back to your full potential then.
<Luekke>	I thank you, but I feel a sinister power at work here.
<Gurloz>	"I have been tracking this sinister power, too. I seek to eradicate it."
<Luekke>	Eradicate it? Do you not seek peace, Sir Gurloz?
<Gurloz>	"I do, I seek peace for all of Hyrule, but I feel this power is evil."
<Luekke>	Evil... hmm, yes, there are those of evil.
<Luekke>	But if you are a true Follower of Light, we do not seek to destroy, but to cleanse.
<Gurloz>	"That's what I meant."
<Luekke>	I see.
<Baegba>	Umm, err, oi got's a questoin, Sir Luekke.
<Baegba>	Is uhh, err... Voi-voi... *clears his throat* Valoo, was err 'e real?
<Luekke>	Valoo... hmm, ah yes, I remember that lazy fellow.
<Luekke>	He created a lava tub just so he could lounge all day.
<Luekke>	Yes, Valoo, a kind, lazy fellow, slacked off as a guardian, but when he flew, he soared... I'd say he was better at flying than Roc.
<Baegba>	T-t-thank you Sir Luekke! Yoiu've 'evoived me trust in err legends, oince more!
*	Gurloz smiles at Baegba.
<Luekke>	You are welcome, both of you.
*	Luekke starts flickering.
<Luekke>	Hmm, it seems this imitation of a dungeon cannot keep me for long.
*	Gurloz thanks Luekke as he flickers out of reality.
<Luekke>	Sir Gurloz... seek me once again, when in dire need. And find...
<Luekke>	... find the truth behind my followers... *As he passes on, he says one more thing* ... and behind my passing...
*	Luekke is now known as X_X
*	Gurloz shouts. "I will do it, Sir Luekke."
<DM>	*As he disappears, the light from all the walls seems to dim. It becomes dark, but only enough to be the equivalent of late evening, as if the sun was about to pass out of sight.*
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<DM>	-=QUEST PAUSE=-