Birthday Cake Parody - COCK CAKES

GODDAMN RIHANNA YOU GETTIN FAT AS HELL BITCH IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS AGAIN IF YOU DONT STOP SHOVIN ALL THEM DING DONG CAKES DOWN YOUR PIEHOLE. EAT ENOUGH TILL I VOMIT, TILL I VOMIT. BET YOU WANNA RUB MY BIG BODY, MY BIG BODY, COME AND RUB MY BIG BODY, BIG BIG BIG BIG. IT'S NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY, BUT I WANNA EAT THESE CAKE COCKS, SMEAR THEM ALL OVER MY BODY, CANT WAIT TO SHOVE THEM IN MY MOUTH. I WANT THOSE COCK CAKES COCK CAKES COCK CAKES COCK CAKES OOO BABY I LIKE IT ITS MAKING ME WET SHOVE THEM DOWN MY THROATLET UNTIL I VOMIT. COCK CAKES COCK CAKES COCK CAKES COCK CAKES OOO BABY I HATE IT YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK GIVING ME THE SOFT STICK I WANNA VOMIT. AND ITS NOT EVEN MY BIRTHDAY, BUT I'M EATING THEM TILL I VOMIT! AND I HOPE CHRIS DOESN'T PUNCH ME, BUT I'M EATING THEM TILL I VOMIT! GIRL I WANNA BEAT YOU RIGHT NOW, BEEN A LONG TIME I MISS HITTING YOUR BODY, IF YOU DONT FUCKING PUT THAT CAKE DOWN, IMMA GIVE YOU A FACE POUND OOO FREEZY'S ANGRY! AND IT'S NOT EVEN YOUR BIRTHDAY SO WHY YOU EATING ALL THESE CAKE COCKS! GONNA SLAP YOU IN YOUR FAT FACE, PUNCH THAT FOOD RIGHT OUT YOUR MOUTH! YOUR BONES ARE GIVING ME COLD SWEATS, YOU'RE ASKING FOR ANOTHER BLACK EYE AND A SWISS KICK TO THE GUT, YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK BITCH. I WANT THOSE COCK CAKES COCK CAKES COCK CAKES COCK CAKES YOU'RE ASKING FOR A FAT LIP IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS, IMMA MAKE YOU MY BITCH COME HERE AND PINCH MY NIP NIPS. COCK CAKES COCK CAKES COCK CAKES COCK CAKES COVER MY BODY IN ICING IT'S SO INTYSING, STARTING TO FEEL SICK I NEED TO TAKE A BIG SHIT! SERIOUSLY RI RI YOU NEED TO STOP EATING ALL THOSE WIENER CAKES, IT'S GETTING OUT OF CONTROL AND I CAN'T EVEN FIND YOUR CLAM ANYMORE WITH ALL THAT FAT.