Palm sex is better than no sex

Tsaaq: ((Outside on the boat couch?))
Covet: [Yeah boat couch needs love too]
Covet: -Eli was sitting outside on the boat couch with a comic in his hand. He was leaned back reading, occasionally turning the pages, enjoying the nice summer night and just relaxing.-
Tsaaq: Bliss had drove up to the OCH and immediately spotted Eli on the porch. She smiled and waved as she rolled down her car window. She lowered her head and saw her cellphone buzzing in the passenger seat. Bliss speedily answered it with a puzzled expression. “Gram Gram?” She said awkwardly. “Oh no, that’s quite alright. I was about to go visit my boyfriend.” She trailed off. “You’re already on the plane?” Bliss asked with a grumble. She rolled her eyes. “You can’t keep doing this Grammy. You have to tell me when you’re visiting so I can prepare. I don’t like surprises.” // Thaddeus had been upstairs with his fucking dogs, sorting through his bag of pet shit he splurged on at the store because apparently he was really excited about having dogs. “Okay Erik I got you a purple raincoat and Charles has a blue one because it’s canon to the comics.” He said to the fucking dogs, who in turned bark. “Okay get over here.” He bent over and picked Charles up to put on his raincoats booties first.
Covet: -Eli looked up hearing a vehicle pull up and seeing Bliss waving at him. -He sat up and waved back closing the comic book and waiting for her. After a few minutes and she didn't get out of the car he got up and made his way over to her car, Opening up her door fo her. He mouthed to her "Everything okay" as he looked at her concerned.-
Tsaaq: She nodded her head at him and raised her index finger to him. “Yes but-“ Bliss whispered as she listened to her grandmother on the other line. “Grammy you can’t just show up on my doorstep whenever you see fit.” Bliss complained weakly. “Yes, affirmative… I suppose I’ll be seeing you sometime tomorrow.” She said with sigh. “I love you too.” Bliss nodded her head then hung up. She stood up and closed her car door and glanced at Eli. “Hello darling, how are you?” Bliss said with a forced smile. // He attempted to keep Charles still as he tried his hand at dressing him. “Okay, you need to behave or I’m not giving you guys anymore treats.” Thad said firmly and reached his hand into the pet store bag, letting Charles free. He instantly went to roughhouse around with Erik. “Hey! What did I just say?”
Covet: -Eli waited patiently and listened to her talking with her grandmother. Once she was finished he smiled back at her, pulling her into a comforting hug- I'm wonderful, now that you are here, My Dear. -he pulled back and brushed her cheek- You seem less than thrilled that your grandmother will be here tomorrow.
Tsaaq: Bliss sighed and tucked the stray strands of her hair behind her ear with a worrisome expression. “I’m not suffocating you am I? Am I around you too much? Should I go and do something by myself or something like that?” She asked in a panicky tone. She breathed deep to calm herself. “My grandmother isn’t a very…” Bliss started to stammer. “She doesn’t…” She continued to struggle with her words. “She has a very harsh personality.” Bliss finally blurted out. // Thad looked through back then went to the window to look down, seeing Bliss and Eli. He raised his brow and watched them but tried to be subtle about it, even though he should have been watching his scraping doggies.
Covet: -Eli's brows knitted together and he listened to her.- Where is this nonsense coming from? How could you be suffocating me? I love having you around, you're the suns to my Tatooine -he told her pressing a kiss to her forhead- Deep breaths, My Dear, everything is fine. -he chuckled softly- As for your grandma, she's old, old people get the right to be crotchety and harsh, it comes with experience. -he told her-
Tsaaq: “Oh, okay. Good.” She said a while nodding. A bashful smile shaped on her lips. “I was just worried that I was a smothering you.” Bliss said with a shrug. When she became calm she let out a groan. “I know but she’s just so embarrassing and overbearing.” Bliss shook her head. // Thaddeus’ gaze narrowed as he watched Eli kiss Bliss’ forehead. He scoffed and walked away from the window. “I was totally his friend first.” He murmured and walked past Charles and Erik, heading for the stairs. “Daddy will be back guys, he’s gonna go cockblock.” He said as he went down the staircase and went to walk towards the front door.
Covet: I will let you know if I ever feel smothered. -he told her then looked at her- I'm not making you feel like you can't go do other things am I? - he asked the realization hitting him in the moment, then chuckled again- I'm sure her visit will be fine, if she starts getting too embarassing, I'll start throwing my own family stories into the mix.  -he told her trying to help ease her thoughts about the matter-
Tsaaq: She furrowed her blonde eyebrows and pouted again. “I don’t know. I come around you because I like being around you, so I don’t think that’s how I feel.” She said gently as she toyed with her fingers. Bliss lowered her head then pursed her lips. “You’re so sweet, why do I worry about anything when I have someone who’s so sweet about everything?” She said as she blushed. Bliss looked up at him and went to kiss him on his cheek. // He pulled the door open loudly and leaned on the archway with his arms crossed. “Hey! You’re back.” He said loudly as he looked between Eli and Bliss. “What are you two lovers up to?” Thad asked with a raised brow.
Covet: -Eli gave a relieved sigh- Okay, Thank God. If you ever want to go do things with your other friends, by all means, know that I have no issues with this -he gave her a smile and leaned into her kiss on his cheek. He looked up hearing that call out to them- Hey Thad, just talking. How are you man? -he asked-
Tsaaq: “Duly noted.” She said with a smile then jumped at the sight of Thaddeus. Bliss stumbled a bit and held her chest. “Yes, I’m back…” She trailed off quietly and laced her fingers with Eli’s. // He shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door. “I’m pretty good, I was just playing around with the dogs upstairs.” He answered. “What are you two going to get into tonight? Anything fun?” Thaddeus asked looking to Bliss with a raise of his thick eyebrows. “Maybe you can tell Hayley to come over?” He suggested not-so-subtly.
Covet: Eli held Bliss's hand "I wasn't expecting her to come over, so I'm not sure what we are doing tonight." -He looked at Thad shrugging, then looked at Bliss- Is Hayley still mad because you are blowing her off? -He asked her-
Tsaaq: She narrowed her eyes at Thaddeus and started to grimace with mistrust, neglecting to answer his suggestion. “No, she seems okay now because she responds to my texts.” She replied.  “I think she’s still wary of hanging around me though.” Bliss said with a slight shrug as she walked up the steps of the porch, she still managed to trip and went to sit on the boat couch. // Thaddeus looked around awkwardly and sputtered his pierced lips. “How about you invite her over and we all play co-op upstairs. Does she like video games?” He asked, unknowingly sounding thirsty as hell.
Covet: "If she wants to come hang out, I've got no problem with it." He looked over at Thad "Uh, yeah that could be cool. I suck at  FPS shooters so if you are expecting a winning partner, I'm sorry in advance dude." -he laughed and answered back trying to be inclusive with both his girlfriend and his friend.-
Tsaaq: “I can ask?” She murmured uneasily. Bliss pulled out her cellphone to send out the text. “I don’t really play FPS either, I’m more of a Mario Party, five nights at freddys and Force Unleashed. Things like that…” She glanced to Thaddeus. “I don’t know if she likes video games though. It never came up.” She smiled at Eli and put her hand on his knee. “Don’t worry. You’re a winner to me. You guys have board games in there, I’ve seen them before. We could always play that.” // “Yeah yeah yeah, that’s okay Eli. Nothing you can do can ruin my online rep.” He said hurriedly, waving his hand at Eli. Thaddeus cleared his throat and sat at the edge of the boat couch on Eli’s side. “Did she answer yet?” Thad inquired intently.
Covet: "I like the idea of a board game. I haven't played one in forever. " He smiled looking at Bliss, "I'm sure you'd beat me at Force Unleashed too. But I love that game"  -Eli  scooted over awkwardly as Thad sat next to him, the couch getting oddly cozy.-
Tsaaq: Bliss wiggled in her spot with a smile. “I’ll teach you how to kick gluteus maximums in that game. It’s so much fun.” She said with a confident nod. “I was also a huge fan of Star Wars Battlefront II on PC. I’m excited for the next one.” Bliss rambled with a tilt of her head. “Let’s play a board game then.” She looked down at her phone, taking her sweet as time. “Sorry, she says she’s hanging out with Adam.” She told Thaddeus. // He looked at the two of them then began to frown. “Ugh, why is she hanging out with him?” He asked in a low tone with a bit of a fuss. “Yeah I guess a board game sounds fine…” Thaddeus stood up and pulled the door open and walked back into the house.
Covet: "I look forward to it." He smiled at Bliss, "I was a playstation kid, but my game was Tony Hawk. I'm a boss at that game."  -He nodded proudly.- "We want to monopoly it up or is there another game we've got?" -He asked between them both, getting up and offering his hand out to her.-
Tsaaq: “Tony Hawk?” She repeated and pursed her lips doubtingly. “Who are you? What are you doing? And noooo monopoly starts too many rows. We want to have a fun night.” Bliss said as she took his hand and stood, leading him inside. “What about operation? Or Life?” She asked as she walked over to the stack of games. “I like operation. I feel as if I could excel at something like that.” Bliss suggested. // Thaddeus kept his lips tight and kept a straight face as the two conversed. He went to the kitchen table and sat down so he could sulk about not being able to see hot ass for the night.
Covet: -Eli frowned and held up his hands- Don't hate on Tony Hawk, that dude is cool, Okay, so he doesn't have a lightsaber, but he can do some pretty mad tricks and I can nail some pretty sick combos, he said sitting down at the table at the end adjacent to Thaddeus- "I haven't played operation in forever, I like this idea."
Tsaaq: Bliss tilted her head as she gave Eli an amused grin. “Fine, fine. I’ll take your word for it. That’s the fair thing to do.” She laughed and carefully picked the box up out of the stack and walked over to the kitchen table. “Eskimo kisses every time one of us perfectly removes an item?” Bliss inquired hopefully in a high pitch. “Well, me and you… Thaddeus is not required to participate in eskimo kisses...” She glanced at Thad while speaking quietly. She finally sat down. “Are you alright?” She asked before opening the box. // Thaddeus glanced at Eli and looked to see how far away Bliss had been. “What the hell should I do? I have done it since the fourth of July… Is she really hanging out with Adam or blowing me off?” Thad asked Eli in a whisper then cleared his throat when Bliss appeared. He frowned widely at her suggestion. Thad waved his hand at Bliss. “I’m fine.” He groaned.
Covet: -Eli looked over at Thad and listened his comments- Um... Her and Adam were always hanging out at Camp, so I don't think she'd lie to you, Dude. You've always got your hand if you need to get rid of you're blue balls.-he said in a low whisper and leaned back up, smiling at Blisses, Eskimo kisses for every correct peice sounds perfect, I'll also make sure you get a spotless recomendation if you want decide to become a doctor.
Tsaaq: “Actually, doctor was one of the possible professions I had listed for myself when I was six years old.” Bliss said with a wink and a nod, pulling out the stuff and putting everything together for the game. “I suppose I’ll go first since I have the tweezers in my grasp.” She murmured as she carefully went to remove the wrench piece. She heard the buzzer and pouted. “Oh fudge!”// Thaddeus sat there with a long face when he heard Eli’s response. “You had a list of jobs you wanted when you were a kid? And doctor was one of them?” Thaddeus asked in a quiet voice. He sighed and scratched at the back of his neck as he watched the two of them be all cutesy, which just made him want to get laid.
Covet: -Eli smiled- I think you'd make a great Dean of Medicine. You are very efficient and well organized. I also had a list of jobs, but I'm pretty sure Bliss's were way more practical than mine. I think the number one was be a superhero, I create them though, so I guess it's not to far off. -he shrugged and frowned as he saw the buzzer go off- Aww man, Good try My Dear. He took the tweezers from her and leaned over the game, aiming to get the spare ribs. He narrowed his eyes and leaned in really close pulling them out and setting the piece aside- First one down!  -he leaned in sticking his nose out- I'll take my payment in eskimo kisses, please.
Tsaaq: Bliss started to applaud and stood up. “Oh that was excellent!” She said with excitement and placed her hands on the table so she could lean over and nuzzle her nose against his. She resumed sitting and nodded to Thaddeus for his turn. “It was a top five list. If I recall correctly it was doctor, lawyer, scientist, politician, and photographer.” Bliss listed off her fingers then stared at Eli. // He blinked a few times and took the tweezers and removed the breadbasket piece with a straight face. He tossed it to the side and put the tweezers on the table again for her turn. “I need a girlfriend or something.” He whispered.
Covet: -Eli smiled and nuzzled noses with Bliss all gaggingly cute and shit, enjoying the fact that Thaddeus was the one on the outs right now.- You would be very good at any one of those jobs, I think Politician would be great, or a Lawyer. You would make waves, and I'd be inspired to make a female Justice character. It would be totally hot, I mean, very progressive. -he said quickly covering up his objective comment.- Nice Job Thad, You're turn Bliss.
Tsaaq: “Awww thank you darling. I think I would’ve suited those positions but my heart is in political analysis.” She grinned at him and aimed the tweezers at the bufferflies in stomach piece and got it out without nary a buzzer sound.  Bliss cheered in victory and went to Eskimo kiss Eli again. “I just want to kiss you now, the nose rubbing isn’t enough for me.” She said quickly and got up and walked around the table and sat beside him and slid her lips from his cheek to his mouth. // Thaddeus lowered his head and scooted his chair away when she started attacking Eli’s mouth.
Covet: -Eli turned around and smiled as Bliss moved over next to him and pressed a kiss to his cheek to his lips. His hands fell to the waiste safezone and grinned kissing her back, making pleasant smacking sounds, completely ignoring Thaddeus now because Girlfriend BIOTCH-
Tsaaq: Bliss hummed eagerly into their kisses and wrapped her arms around his neck while they made out relentlessly. // He stared at the two of them and blinked slowly. Thaddeus loudly cleared his throat to try and get their attention.
Covet: -Eli tried to pull his face away from Bliss as he heard Thaddeus clear his throat, but the minute he did he felt Bliss's arms wrap around his neck and he kept going. He held up his finger with a one, trying to get Thaddeus to be patient.-
Tsaaq: She pulled him closer with each of their kisses. “Eli, I like kissing you so much.” She whispered to him so he could only hear. Her face still pressed to his. Bliss leaned forward and brushed her lips against Eli’s yet again with hot passionate ferocity. She felt her phone vibrate and reached into her shorts pocket to glance at her text. “Oh fudge. RA duties call.” She muttered. // Thad’s eyes went wide at Eli’s gesture and he crossed his arms over his chest. “Are you guys fucking serious now?” He said quietly to Eli.
Covet: -Eli was totally getting into their make out session his whisper giving him total boner problems as she got all hot and heavy with her kisses. He leaned back and blinked a couple of times as Bliss pulled away, then looked over at Thad- Huh?
Tsaaq: Bliss got up from her seat and started to pace as she texted Kelsey back. “I’m so sorry dearest, I’ve got to go now.” She pouted and pecked Eli on the cheek. “This girl keeps causing problems in the dorms. I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t at least assess the situation.” She gave him a hug while he was still seated then gave Thaddeus a wave as she headed for the door. // He furrowed his bushy brows at Eli and leaned in to glare at him. “Really?” He said quietly. Thad gave Bliss a nod then turned to Eli yet again. “You guys were practically dry humping in front of me.” He complained so Bliss couldn’t hear.
Covet: "Goodnight my Dear, I will see you tomorrow. I'm sad to see you go, but I understand that duty call. -he hugged her back and watched her take off out of the house. He looked over at Thad and shook his head, staying sat down- No we weren't we were kissing, Dry humping is what you and Ali would do in front of me. -he told him- I can't help that her kisses are simply, Blissful, dude. Also, I'm calling dibs on the shower before bed.
Tsaaq: She blew him a kiss and got into her prius and drove off to talon. // Thaddeus pushed off the chair and stared hard at Eli. “Oh come on dude, really?” He said after Bliss walked out the door. “After being the third wheel to you guys and you telling me a masturbate I’m going to need a shower to think about my life.” He complained a little.
Covet: "Wait? You're going to masturbate in the shower to me and Bliss making out? Dude, that's not right." -Eli stared at Thaddeus looking rather confused and disgusted at the same time-
Tsaaq: "NO! You're not listening! Stop listening with your penis!" Thaddeus shouted in outrage. "God damn it! I wasn't even thinking about doing that. I hardly ever do that!" He said with a shake of his head.
Covet: "Okay well that's what I need the shower for, so when you say that you need it....I just assumed." -Eli looked at him sheepishly- "Maybe you should, I do everyday to keep myself from having awkward moments with Bliss, and I'm so chill and relax. You need to relax, Buddy."
Tsaaq: Thaddeus' brown eyes became wide again as he listened to Eli. "Every day!?" He said loudly with appall. "But my face is good, I can get girls to do stuff with. Usually..." He whispered. Thaddeus made a disgusted frown and went to go walk into their bedroom. "Either our shower is really loud or you're really quiet cause I had no inclination of any of this."
Covet: "I do what I gotta do, then I'm done." -Eli shrugged and got up, adjusting himself a little bit- "It serves a beneficial purpose to making things work with me and Bliss." -he kept telling him following him back to their room-
Tsaaq: He kept a grimace on his face and went into the room and flopped onto his bed. "I guess it's an option..." Thad muttered and frowned again. "Ugh, just hurry up please so I can shower. I dont want to talk about your palm sex." He said as he put in his headphones and turned the music all the way up so he could distract himself until it was his turn to show.
Tsaaq: ((shower**))
Covet: Eli snickered and looked back at him as he closed the door to the bathroom- Palm sex is better than no sex! - he did the shower thing and then went to bed to do the sleep thing.-
Tsaaq: ((AW BURN))