Our story begins with a group of adventurers living in the medieval kingdom of Larion. The kingdom is filled with small villages and thatched cottages and has been relatively peaceful until now. The adventurers are on a quest to find the magical staff of Zalos. They walk through the forest and notice a band of mountain dwarves. The dwarves are friendly and offer them food and drink. Then one of the dwarves turns to them and explains how dangerous the path ahead is and how they should turn back now. He says that there is a tribe of orcs known as the Red Handed that live in the caves through there.

> Yagi the Great farts.
The adventurers insist that they are not scared and decide to push on. Three hours later, one of the adventurers begins to feel ill. He is weak and tired, but begins to feel nauseous.

> Yagi the Great fondle off's breast.
Another adventurer starts feeling sick, and then another. The four of them stumble into the forest, where they vomit profusely. Then, they collapse and do not wake up.
You are the last one left.

> Green Arterbury slaps Yagi, motioning onwards.
You look back one last time as you enter the forest. What started as a group of ten has now become a group of two. Within an hour, that dwindled down to a single survivor.

> Green Arterbury make Green Arterbury's way through the forest, looking for Yagi.
You follow Green Arterbury's footprints as she goes. You walk for half an hour before you realize you are lost. You are dehydrated and have a stitch in your side from your vomiting earlier.

> Yagi the Great stare at Green Arterbury's juicy booty.
A branch snaps in the distance. You turn to look and see a figure in fur and tribal markings standing there. The figure holds up a hand to show that it means you no harm and starts to speak.

> Green Arterbury says "Beat the living hell out of that caveman!"
You stand your ground. This man is not afraid of you, and you can easily overpower him. However, he is not moving; he seems trustworthy enough to avoid a conflict.

> Yagi the Great pulls out his recently acquired Desert Eagle and cocks it back.
The man steps up to the three of you. He pulls up his tribal protection and says, "You should not be here."

> Yagi the Great shoots the man in his head.
The man collapses to the ground. The other three look at Yagi and giggle. They don't seem bothered by his cold-blooded execution.
Suddenly, the sky goes dark.

> Yagi the Great says "Sleep wit the fishes.. fuckin prick"
The sky blackens as if the sun has been covered up. A strong gust of wind kicks up, and you stop hearing the sound of leaves.
A large femboy named Leo Fujimara approaches the group. He carries a large satchel of candy. "What's going on?"
"A bunch of trees just went down." Yag says.
"Should we be worried?" Green Arterbury asks.

> Green Arterbury shoots at the other three.
You hear a bang and turn around. Green Arterbury is holding the gun, but she seems fine. "Are you alright?"
"Yeah."
The three in the cave look at each other.

> Yagi the Great snaps Green Arterbury's neck.
"I'll take that pistol."
You hand it over and pull out your knife.
A large form steps into view from the trees.

> Green Arterbury shoots at the three in the cave, lighting them up. She sends them right back to caveman hell.
Green Arterbury shoots the three in the cave, lighting them up. They quickly fall to the ground and are sent back to caveman hell.
Leo looks around nervously. "What about them?

> Yagi the Great activates his deadman switch as he falls to the ground, blowing the whole cave to smithereens.
Yagi smiles and nods.
After the explosions, you walk out of the trees and approach the group. You are lead to a large building made from concrete, metal, wood, and glass.
Leo the femboy stalks Green Arterbury as she passes and grabs her by the hand.
You shrug and push open the glass door. You step into a seemingly normal office. The manager looks up and smiles.

> Green Arterbury is grabbed by Leo.
Green Arterbury is grabbed by Leo. He looks over to you and winks.
Green Arterbury seems oddly okay with this, and approaches him. She puts her hand in his and they start to dance.

> Green Arterbury dances with Leo at Kanpai.
Green Arterbury dances with Leo at Kanpai. She spends the rest of the night flirting and having a good time. You dance with a few other girls, but ultimately end up back at the Green Pearl.

> Yagi the Great searches for Lulu Saito.
You arrive at the Green Pearl. You see Yag sipping a drink. He sees you.
"Heeeeey." He winks, clearly looking you up and down.
"You're not working."

> Green Arterbury whips out her classic Tommy Gun. She shoots the hell out of the Green Pearl.
Yag jumps back, spilling his drink. "Augh! You're a brave girl!"
You laugh and point the Tommy Gun at him.
"Where's Lulu?"
He points over to the corner.

> Green Arterbury says "Where the fuck is Lulu Saito?!"
"Do you know where she is?"
"Hmmm... She isn't at this fine establishment. You know, you should really work on your aim. Or lack thereof.

> Yagi the Great says "shut the fuck up chinky goof"
You sigh and aim at his head.
"Whoa whoa whoa. I just said you should really work on your aim. You don't need to listen to everything I have to say."
You shrug.

> Green Arterbury shoots the establishment to bits.
She opens fire. The bullets tear through the air, tearing through the establishment. She succeeds in killing Yag, but fails to kill anyone else.

> Yagi the Great dies.
Yag yells and falls to the ground. He attempts to crawl away, but succumbs to his wounds.
Green Arterbury sighs. She pulls out her flask and takes a swig.

> Green Arterbury dumps the flag on Yagi's body, firing several rounds into his backside.

Leo Fujimara takes Green Arterbury from behind and makes love to her. She is clearly enjoying every moment of it.
Green Arterbury and Leo spend the rest of the night at the Crimson Pearl.

> Gregory Tamae fucks Gregory Tamae's mum.
You wake up to the sound of gunfire. You look out the window and don't see any bullets, but a large explosion occurs a few blocks away.
You panic.

> Gregory Tamae wTF.
You grab your gun and point it outside. You see several thugs approaching.
"I think someone's trying to kill us."
"Bullcrap."

> Gregory Tamae no he doesn't fuck his own mum.
"You're not helping."
You stand there with your gun pointed at the two of them.

> Green Arterbury makes her way out the Green Pearl.
She stands up.
"Well, I guess we should go save the day."
She puts on her clothes, which takes her about ten seconds.
"Yeah, let's go."

> Yagi the Great re-emerges from the gates of Hell.


> Gregory Tamae pulls out gun and kills the thugs.
You can't quite tell what's happening behind the flames.
Green Arterbury screams.
You swear. You really thought this costume was going to help you in some way.They're dead.
"Cunt!"
You are kidnapped by the Yellow Devil Alliance.
You are locked in a cage while they debate what to do with you.

> Yagi the Great caresses Gregory Tamae's breast.
"Oh, we have a lot of plans in motion for this."
The leader, who is clearly Yag, appears and smiles.

> Gregory Tamae says don't torture Gregory Tamae nigga.
"Stop torturing Gregory Tamae. I'll tell you everything I know!"
"That was quick. You had your throat slit in half a second." Yag laughs.

> Gregory Tamae what.
"You realize you just risked a whole bunch of people getting killed because you told me that?"
You panic. You don't know what to say.
"That's what happens when you don't listen."

> Green Arterbury fires several rounds at Gregory.
You scream.
"Oh, I don't think so."
Yag slams your head against the cage and laughs.
"You're lucky I find you quite amusing. Now we'll have some fun."

> Gregory Tamae are u man disabled.
"Funny you should ask."
You hear a muffled sound; followed by the sounds of several gunshots.
"Hah, hah, hah, funny joke." Yag laughs.

> Yagi the Great pulls up in his Infernus bumping /setstation 99.
"What do you say, Tamae?"
"Yeah..."
"You'll give us the location of the hidden lab?"
"Yeah..."
"Perfect."
He pulls out a map.

> Gregory Tamae asks green if he likes sucking dick.
Green Arterbury turns around and rolls her eyes.
"It's barely even a joke, Tamae." Green says.
Leo Fujimara enters the scene and sucks Gregory Tamae's penis.
"Ah, hell no." Green spits.
"What a shame. I know I sure would've loved to have seen that." Yag laughs.
Yag leaves, taking the map with him. You sit in the cage and stress about what you should've done.
A few minutes later, Green and Leo leave, still arguing with each other.

> Green Arterbury lights up Leo with her Tommy Gun.


> Mista Okada pulls up to the yard.

You sit in the cage and think about how you should've done things differently.
"Well, well, well. If it isn't the man most wanted for the death of Hollywood."
"You.Mista Okada gets out of the car.
"That's far enough."
"Yeah, that's far enough, friend." Okada says, putting his hands up.
"What are you doing here?"

> Green Arterbury sucks Mista Okada off.

"Get your hands off of her."
Green spits and gets dressed.
"Listen, you prick, I didn't ask for this. Now get the hell out of here!
Mista Okada sucks dick for a chicken wing.
"Would you stop with that already." You groan.
"I'm really sorry about that, but he is just so damned delicious." Green laughs.
"Just stop."

> Mista Okada what the fuck.
"I have a question for you."
"Go on."
"Why did you kill your wife?"
Okada looks at the ground.
"Well, I..."
"Just answer the question.

> Gregory Tamae fucks Okada dead wife.
"It was a mistake."
"A mistake."
"Yes."
"A serious one?

> Yagi the Great masturbates.
"Yes."
"Hm, I can see why you killed her then."
"Can you?

> Gregory Tamae asks yagi if he sucks dick bro.
"I might."
"Well, I hope you do, because that's the closest thing to a confession I'm getting out of him." Green says.

> Mista Okada ahhaahahaa.
You groan and sit down on the cold metal floor.
"Look, why don't you ask my boss, Yag?"
"Is he around?

> Yagi the Great fondles Gregory Tamae.
"No, I was just joking. He's having an orgy with some of the whores in his circle right now."
"Ah, I see. Well, perhaps I'll catch him later then.

> Mista Okada watches Iudex enter the chat.
"Who is that?"
"Iudex, he runs the Crimson Talon operation here in SoT."
"Is he in charge?"
"No, but he runs the show most of the time."

> Green Arterbury makes Mista Okada perform fellatio.
"I can't."
"Maybe you should try."
"I can't."
"Well, I guess I'm done then."
"Are you leaving?"
"Yeah, good luck.
Iudex spreads his boy pussy and begins to ride.
"You're very wet, my dear... what have we here?"
"Shut up, Iudex, and get your hands off her." Gregory Tamae says.

> Gregory Tamae ludex can Gregory Tamae suck Gregory Tamae's mum.
Mista Okada fumbles with his fly.
"Ah, ah, ah, stop." Gregory Tamae says.
"Ah, ah, ah, stop!" Okada continues to say.
"OK, OK!" Gregory Tamae says. "I'll do it!"
Mista Okada sucks his own d**k.
"Mm, delicious. I knew your mother would make a fine cook." Iudex says as he feeds Okada some money.
"I'll see you around, kid."

> Gregory Tamae wTF.
"What?"
"I don't know, I guess it was weird."
"It's just Iudex, he's weird like that.

> Green Arterbury shoots Mista Okada in the back.
"It's not the one you think."
Okada falls to the ground. Green shoots him in the throat.
"Ah!" he gurgles before dying.

> Gregory Tamae stabs green fifteen times.
"Ah! Stop! Stop!" Green Arterburry screams as she's stabbed by Gregory Tamae.
Gregory Tamae pulls out his dagger and stabs her in the throat.

> Gregory Tamae get fucked.
Gregory Tamae shoots Green Arterbury in the face.
Green lets out a whimper before losing her voice completely.
rapes Gregory Tamae.

> Mista Okada says "Well Well Well."
Okada just sits there in shock.
"I'm going to miss that voice of yours." You say.
You then shoot him in the back of the head.
He dies sitting up.

> Mista Okada says "poor guy"
"Ah, didn't know you cared." You say.
"I didn't, but he was a friend of yours?" Okada asks.

> Yagi the Great travels to Turn Pike Lane.
You travel to Turn Pike Lane.
As you get closer, you notice the woods are starting to thin out.
There is a large village ahead surrounded by a wooden palisade.

> Gregory Tamae did Gregory Tamae show respect to themself.
No, Gregory Tamae traveled onward and left the village to the woods.
"Ah, they're pitiful creatures." Green calls out to the village.

> Green Arterbury sucks Iudex's boypussy.
"Who's that?" you ask.
"Never mind, humie." Green says.
Green begins having sexual intercource with Iudex.

> Yagi the Great says "oh no its the albanians"
You see a large group of heavily armored ashigars riding into the village. They seem to be taking no prisoners.
You are on a horse; Green is behind you and Gregory is behind Green.

> Gregory Tamae starts dry humping the Albanians.
You think for a moment about whether or not to shoot Gregory Tamae in the back.

> Green Arterbury shoot Gregory in the back.
Green turns her head slightly and looks at Gregory as he dry humps the ashigars.
Green sighs, turns around and shoots Gregory in the back, then looks back at the village.

> Yagi the Great backs out his ramz and splashes Gregory Tamae.
You shoot some arrows at the armigars.
Gregory Tamae's body falls to the ground.
A dinosaur invents time travel and enters the current situation.

> Gregory Tamae continues to dry hump the albanians while he gets killee.
Gregory Tamae dry humps the ashigars as they stab him to death.
Gregory Tamae's dry humps are penetrated by the large spears.
a man approaches. He is as white as bone. With long blond hair and a full beard.
"Thought I recognized you." He says happily.
Leo Fujimara has his way with Mista Okada.
"Ah, that's it. Ooh, that's it. That's the spot." He says.
"Wha... what's going on?" Mista Okada asks.
Gregory Tamae gets CK'd by Kurt Yasutake.
A man wearing a red cloak rides out of the trees. He has long flowing black hair and beard.
"Who the hell are you?" he asks.

> Mista Okada says "yer maw"
"Ah, the infamous Mista Okada." The Englishman says.
Yag rides a ram into the village killing several ashigars.
"I'm not maaw!"
"Yes you are."

> Gregory Tamae comes back from the dead and does kurts mum in.
"Ah, Gregory Tamae. Liked him when he was still dead."
"I'm not maw!"
"Yes you are."
"No! Ah!"

> After having had his turn, Iudex set his eyes on Yagi, pointing downwards towards his unsatisfied Saudi Arabian cock. "Get down for me."
Yagi complies.
Iudex puts his mouth around Yagi's middle finger.
"Ahhhhh." Yagi moans.
"You want more?" Iudex asks.
"Yeah..."

> Gregory Tamae what the fuck is going on.
Iudex grabs Yagi's hand and puts his index finger in his mouth.
"Ah... you're going to do what?" he asks.
"Put my finger in my mouth." Iudex says.

> Gregory Tamae ?????
"Fine." Gregory says.
Iudex puts his index finger in his mouth and bites down on it.
"Ah! Ah!"

> Yagi the Great fondles the arabian.
"You want me to suck it?"
"Yeah, do it."
Yagi puts his mouth around Iudex's middle finger and begins sucking it.
"Ah... that's it. Gregory Tamae stinks like horse shit."

> Yagi the Great invites Green Arterbury to join in.
"Who's that?" Green asks, turning around. "Oh, you're another one of those Yankee do-gooders."

> Green Arterbury instantly join sin.
Green Arterbury pulls up his robe and gets to his knees. He begins sucking both Iudex's and Gregory's fingers.
"Ah... that's a good doggie."

> Mista Okada says "Hello"
"Ah, one of the friendly kind."
Yagi is beheaded by the Franklins.
"I'm warning you, get off my land.

> Gregory Tamae asks who likes fart porn.
Green Arterbury immediately stops blowing Gregory Tamae.
"Hey, I like that stuff!" he says.
"Sure you do." Green Arterbury responds.

> Yagi the Great says "nigga you aint behead me"
"Ah, Gregory Tamae. The guy who that film loops of too much." Green Arterbury says.
"Nigga you ain't behead me wit your mom."

> Gregory Tamae nigger.
"Ah, Gregory Tamae. He used to have a red cap." Green says.
"Yeah?"
"Yep."
Gregory Tamae is beheaded by the Franklins.
The albanians ride for their breddrin.
"Come on, boys. Let's head home." Green says.
The albanians run of towards their village.

> Gregory Tamae what the fuck.
"Ah, Gregory Tamae. He had a pet possum." Green says.
"Yeah?"
"Yep."
Gregory Tamae is beheaded by the Franklins.

> Iudex continues to dominate Yagi in bed, urging him on with all of his sexual frustrations. Iudex vents to him about his lost kingdom as his tongue circles its way down Yagi's nipples.
"You like that don't you? It's okay, we'll get you another one. Just you wait." Iudex whispers.