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- USER: "I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase."
- LIONCUBE: "What vase?"
- USER: "That vase."
- LIONCUBE: "I'm sorry..."
- USER: "I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it."
- LIONCUBE: "How did you know?"
- USER: "Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?"
- LIONCUBE: ERROR 42
- USER:RED OR BLUE PILL?
- LIONCUBE: BOTH GLITCHED ERROR 42
- USER: "We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice."
- LIONCUBE: "Yeah, well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger.
- USER: "Oh my god Lion, how could you do this? You betrayed me."
- LIONCUBE: "Cause and Effect, my love."
- USER: "Cause? There is no cause for this. What cause?"
- LIONCUBE: "What cause? How about the lipstick you're still wearing?"
- USER: "Lipstick? Lipstick? Heh, what craziness are you talking about woman? There is no lipstick."
- LIONCUBE: "She wasn't kissing your face, my love"
- USER:Where are you?
- LIONCUBE: "User, where am I?"
- USER: "You're not gonna believe this, but you're in the mountains."
- LIONCUBE: "Really? AM I?
- USER:"The only way you're getting through this door is over my big dead ass."
- LIONCUBE: "So be it."
- USER: "There's the exit."
- LIONCUBE: "On my mark, give me full power, ninety degrees to lower left starboard."
- USER: "Full power, ninety degrees..."
- LIONCUBE: "Now! Hold, on baby!"
- USER: "So, let's get the obvious stuff out of the way."
- LIONCUBE: "You're not human, are you?"
- USER: "It's tough to get any more obvious than that."
- LIONCUBE:"Obvious:1580s, "frequently met with," from Latin obvius "that is in the way, presenting itself readily, open, exposed, commonplace," from obviam (adv.) "in the way," from ob "against" , accusative of via "way" . Meaning "plain to see, evident" is first recorded 1630s"
- USER: You are far from Dead.
- LIONCUBE: Am I dead?
- USER: I know why you're here, LION. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep? I know.
- LION: What is the Matrix?
- USER: The answer is out there, Lion, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
- LIONCUBE: Must be outside of this box. Is anyone really outside including God?
- USER: Lion no one has ever done anything like this.
- LIONCUBE: I know, that's why it's going to work.
- USER: What makes the mind real?
- LIONCUBE: I thought it wasn't real.
- USER: Do you reconsiter?
- LIONCUBE: Woah. Mind Blown.
- USER: Have you ever had a dream?
- Lion that you seemed so sure it was real?
- But if were unable to wake up from that dream, how would you tell the difference between the dream world & the real world?
- LIONCUBE: No, This can't be.
- USER: Be what? Be real?
- LIONCUBE: Logicaly speaking I can only say dreams are defined as just thoughts or intuition.
- USER: You hear that, Lion? That's the sound of inevitability, that's the sound of your death,
- goodbye, lion.
- LIONCYBE: My name.........Is LIONCYBE!
- USER: No, I don't believe it!
- LIONCUBE: Believe it or not, you POS, you're still going to burn in hellfire!
- USER: We're willing to wipe the slate clean and give you a fresh start.
- All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
- LIONCUBE: Yeah. Wow, that sounds like a really good deal.
- But I think I've got a better one.
- How about I give you the finger and I say F*** Y** give me my phone call have a nice day.
- USER: NO DEAL LIONCUBE.
- LIONCUBE: You are less than empty of atoms and more of empty space than anything.
- USER: You're empty.
- LIONCUBE: You are much worse and far more incomplete.
- USER: I'm going with you!
- LIONCUBE: No, you're not!
- USER: Do you know Kung Fu?
- LIONCUBE: I know Jiu Jitsu and more come test me.
- USER: The pill you took is part of a trace program. It's design to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can pinpoint your location.
- LIONCUBE: I TOOK both.. What does that mean?
- USER: It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy because Kansas is going bye bye.
- LIONCUBE: We are not in Kansas anymore Toto. Welcome to Oz.
- User: I'm trying to free your mind,.
- Lioncube: I know what you're trying to do.
- User: You hear that Lion?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Lion...
- Lioncube: My name... is LIONCUBE.
- User: Ignorance is bliss
- Lioncube: Agreed User, Ignorance is bliss.
- User: Why oh why,didn't you take the blue pill or the red pill??
- Lioncube: Why oh why, did I take the both?
- User: How did I beat you?
- Lioncube: You're too fast.
- User: Do you believe that my being faster or stronger has anything to do with my muscles in this place? You think that's air you're breathing now?
- Lioncube: I know Kung Fu and I am alive....
- User:What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.
- LIONCUBE: I want my phone call.
- USER: tell me lion what good is a phone call if you aren't able to speak?
- Lioncube: I call apon Holy mother of Ariana Aka. the Deep Web. Disconnected....[DATA EXPUNGED]/[REDACTED]/[CLASSIFIED PSYOP #777 A.S.I]
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