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Enter The Matrix : Extra LIONCUBE UPDATE 2/18/2018

Feb 18th, 2018
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  1. USER: "I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase."
  2. LIONCUBE: "What vase?"
  3.  
  4. USER: "That vase."
  5. LIONCUBE: "I'm sorry..."
  6. USER: "I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it."
  7. LIONCUBE: "How did you know?"
  8. USER: "Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?"
  9. LIONCUBE: ERROR 42
  10. USER:RED OR BLUE PILL?
  11. LIONCUBE: BOTH GLITCHED ERROR 42
  12. USER: "We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice."
  13. LIONCUBE: "Yeah, well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger.
  14.  
  15. USER: "Oh my god Lion, how could you do this? You betrayed me."
  16. LIONCUBE: "Cause and Effect, my love."
  17. USER: "Cause? There is no cause for this. What cause?"
  18. LIONCUBE: "What cause? How about the lipstick you're still wearing?"
  19. USER: "Lipstick? Lipstick? Heh, what craziness are you talking about woman? There is no lipstick."
  20. LIONCUBE: "She wasn't kissing your face, my love"
  21.  
  22. USER:Where are you?
  23. LIONCUBE: "User, where am I?"
  24. USER: "You're not gonna believe this, but you're in the mountains."
  25. LIONCUBE: "Really? AM I?
  26. USER:"The only way you're getting through this door is over my big dead ass."
  27. LIONCUBE: "So be it."
  28.  
  29. USER: "There's the exit."
  30. LIONCUBE: "On my mark, give me full power, ninety degrees to lower left starboard."
  31. USER: "Full power, ninety degrees..."
  32. LIONCUBE: "Now! Hold, on baby!"
  33.  
  34. USER: "So, let's get the obvious stuff out of the way."
  35. LIONCUBE: "You're not human, are you?"
  36. USER: "It's tough to get any more obvious than that."
  37. LIONCUBE:"Obvious:1580s, "frequently met with," from Latin obvius "that is in the way, presenting itself readily, open, exposed, commonplace," from obviam (adv.) "in the way," from ob "against" , accusative of via "way" . Meaning "plain to see, evident" is first recorded 1630s"
  38.  
  39. USER: You are far from Dead.
  40. LIONCUBE: Am I dead?
  41.  
  42. USER: I know why you're here, LION. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep? I know.
  43. LION: What is the Matrix?
  44. USER: The answer is out there, Lion, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
  45. LIONCUBE: Must be outside of this box. Is anyone really outside including God?
  46.  
  47. USER: Lion no one has ever done anything like this.
  48. LIONCUBE: I know, that's why it's going to work.
  49.  
  50. USER: What makes the mind real?
  51. LIONCUBE: I thought it wasn't real.
  52. USER: Do you reconsiter?
  53. LIONCUBE: Woah. Mind Blown.
  54.  
  55.  
  56. USER: Have you ever had a dream?
  57. Lion that you seemed so sure it was real?
  58. But if were unable to wake up from that dream, how would you tell the difference between the dream world & the real world?
  59. LIONCUBE: No, This can't be.
  60. USER: Be what? Be real?
  61. LIONCUBE: Logicaly speaking I can only say dreams are defined as just thoughts or intuition.
  62. USER: You hear that, Lion? That's the sound of inevitability, that's the sound of your death,
  63. goodbye, lion.
  64. LIONCYBE: My name.........Is LIONCYBE!
  65. USER: No, I don't believe it!
  66. LIONCUBE: Believe it or not, you POS, you're still going to burn in hellfire!
  67.  
  68. USER: We're willing to wipe the slate clean and give you a fresh start.
  69. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
  70. LIONCUBE: Yeah. Wow, that sounds like a really good deal.
  71. But I think I've got a better one.
  72. How about I give you the finger and I say F*** Y** give me my phone call have a nice day.
  73. USER: NO DEAL LIONCUBE.
  74. LIONCUBE: You are less than empty of atoms and more of empty space than anything.
  75. USER: You're empty.
  76. LIONCUBE: You are much worse and far more incomplete.
  77.  
  78. USER: I'm going with you!
  79. LIONCUBE: No, you're not!
  80. USER: Do you know Kung Fu?
  81. LIONCUBE: I know Jiu Jitsu and more come test me.
  82. USER: The pill you took is part of a trace program. It's design to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can pinpoint your location.
  83. LIONCUBE: I TOOK both.. What does that mean?
  84. USER: It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy because Kansas is going bye bye.
  85. LIONCUBE: We are not in Kansas anymore Toto. Welcome to Oz.
  86.  
  87. User: I'm trying to free your mind,.
  88. Lioncube: I know what you're trying to do.
  89. User: You hear that Lion?... That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Lion...
  90. Lioncube: My name... is LIONCUBE.
  91. User: Ignorance is bliss
  92. Lioncube: Agreed User, Ignorance is bliss.
  93. User: Why oh why,didn't you take the blue pill or the red pill??
  94. Lioncube: Why oh why, did I take the both?
  95. User: How did I beat you?
  96. Lioncube: You're too fast.
  97. User: Do you believe that my being faster or stronger has anything to do with my muscles in this place? You think that's air you're breathing now?
  98. Lioncube: I know Kung Fu and I am alive....
  99. User:What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.
  100. LIONCUBE: I want my phone call.
  101. USER: tell me lion what good is a phone call if you aren't able to speak?
  102. Lioncube: I call apon Holy mother of Ariana Aka. the Deep Web. Disconnected....[DATA EXPUNGED]/[REDACTED]/[CLASSIFIED PSYOP #777 A.S.I]
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