Moggy: Ok. I just experienced something that should only happen in stoner movies.
Moggy: It's 4 am. We're coming back from eating waffles. There's a chicken in the middle of the God damned street. Like, dead center in the middle of the intersection in the city.
Moggy: http:/​/​i.imgur.com/​yO0wG.jpg
3:58 AM
Moggy: He was just standing there. Didn't even move when a semi almost ran him over.
Moggy: So I picked him up and put him on the sidewalk. Then he waddled away.
Moggy: But that chicken just stood there like it was nobody's business.