Everything we know about sideball:

* Basics
** Sideball is a game played between two teams of 12-18 players each, up to 6 of whom may be nonhuman
** Raccoons are specifically banned
*** Nsburg once sewed 3 raccoons into a suit
**** They had to forfeit 9 games

* Teams
** Nsburg literal tigers
** Chuffield Topes
** Lesser Miami Buccaneers
** Heathston Mole Rats
** Jewelsburg Minors

* Junior Sideball
** Known as "Smallball"

* Junior Sideball teams
** Jack Plank's Ham Fighters
*** Returning champion
** The Dragon's Landing Toploaders

* Positions
** Nine-man or Pareisan-style defense
** There's a punter
** There's a third-turnstile, second-turnstile and first-turnstile
*** Second is key to Nsburg's strategy - They have a replica of one player for the other.
** There's a third razzler and second dazzler.
*** The third razzler is expected to thread the boat and jam the honey home.
*** "Honey jamming" is a skill

* Strategy
** Triple-hammy technique contrasted with working the North Wall

* The field
** There is a north wall.
** It's probably big enough for there to be a punter.

* There is a ball called the sideball.
** It hurts to get hit in the face with it, which usually happens
** Keeping your balls in the air is good?
** Throwing the ball is not unusual.  You can throw "lefts" or "rights"

* There is at least one breakout, the first breakout probably begins the game

* There is an opening grunt
** Players grunting skills are considered individually.

* Season
** "Sideball Grinder" is the name of a collection of games
*** Each grinder lasts 1 month
** There is a grinder in July and December
** There are empty summer months
** There is something called a "Season" that is longer than 9 games.