on *:INPUT:*: {
  if ($1 == .mlock) { cs set # mlock $2- }
  if ($1 == .id): { /ns id pass }
  if ($1 == .auth): { /MSG Q@CServe.quakenet.org AUTH name pass }
  if ($1 == n): { /nick $2- }
  if ($1 == +m): { /mode # +m }
  if ($1 == +mi): { /mode # +mi }
  if ($1 == -mi): { /mode # -mi }
  if ($1 == -i): { /mode # -i }
  if ($1 == +i): { /mode # +i }
  if ($1 == -m): { /mode # -m }
  if ($1 == +v): { /mode # +v $2- }
  if ($1 == +vv): { /mode # +vv $2- }
  if ($1 == +vvv): { /mode # +vvv $2- }
  if ($1 == +vvvv): { /mode # +vvvv $2- }
  if ($1 == +vvvvv): { /mode # +vvvvv $2- }
  if ($1 == -v): { /mode # -v $2- }
  if ($1 == -vv): { /mode # -vv $2- }
  if ($1 == -vvv): { /mode # -vvv $2- }
  if ($1 == -vvvv): { /mode # -vvvv $2- }
  if ($1 == -vvvvv): { /mode # -vvvvv $2- }
  if ($1 == +Q): { /mode # +Q }
  if ($1 == -Q): { /mode # -Q }
  if ($1 == +s): { /mode # +s }
  if ($1 == -s): { /mode # -s }
  if ($1 == !inv): { /invite $2- # }
  if ($1 == .q): { /mode # +q $2- }
  if ($1 == -q): { /mode # -q $2- }
  if ($1 == +k ): { /mode # +k $2- }
  if ($1 == -k ): { /mode # -k $2- }
  if ($1 == +b ): { /mode # +b $2- }
  if ($1 == -b ): { /mode # -b $2- }
  if ($1 == .k ): { /kick # $2- $2- }
  if ($1 == +e ): { /mode # +e $2- }
  if ($1 == -e ): { /mode # -e $2- }
  if ($1 == +h ): { /mode # +h $2- }
  if ($1 == -h ): { /mode # -h $2- }
  if ($1 == +o ): { /mode # +o $2- }
  if ($1 == -o ): { /mode # -o $2- }
  if ($1 == .kb ): { /kb $2- }
  if ($1 == .k ): { /kick # $2- }
  if ($1 == .ddk) { /cs akick $chan add $2- }
  if ($$1 === .delakick) { cs akick # del $$2 [ %akicks ] | inc %akicks 1 }
  if ($1 == .o) { /cs access $chan add $2 5 }
  if ($1 == .ah) { /cs access $chan add $2 4 }
  if ($1 == .av) { /cs access $chan add $2 3 }
  if ($1 == .ao) { /cs access $chan add $2 10 }
  if ($1 == .del) { /cs access $chan del $2 }
  if ($1 == .success) { /cs access $chan add $2 9999 }
  if (.topiclock == $1) { /msg chanserv set # topiclock on $2 $3- }
  if (.topicunlock == $1) { /msg chanserv set # topiclock off $2 $3- }
  if ($1 == .clearbans): { /cs clear # bans }
  if ($1 == .clearusers): { /cs clear # users }
  if ($1 == .delacc): { /cs access # del $2- }
  if (.akicklist == $1) { /cs akick # list }
  if ($1 == !msn): { /run "C:\Program Files\Windows Live\Messenger\msnmsgr.exe" }
  if ($1 == !ff): { /run "C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox/firefox.exe" }
  if (.hop == $1) { /hop $chan Hopping }
  if ($1 == .eI) && (!$2) {
    mode $chan +eeeIII $address($me,9) $me $address($me,2) $address($me,9) $me $address($me,2) | Halt
  }
  if ($2) && ($1 == /eI) {
    mode $chan  +eeeIII $address($2,9) $2 $address($2,2) $address($2,9) $2 $address($2,2) | Halt
  }
}