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<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> You find yourself and your house on top of one of the many mountains. That's the only thing that seems to be here. Big, shiny, black mountains. They're all suspiciously bare of any vegetation. There are only ruins and caves, both of which randomly disappear and reappear. As you look up, you notice that there aren't any clouds in the bright orange sky, only random phrases that seem to mix up into one
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> giant mess. It's a bit hard to read, considering that the words flash in and out periodically. If you squint though, you can see one says... Race car?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> ((Was that okay?))
<AnionCation> <I would recommend that if you replace words like randomly disappear and reappear>
<Generic_Player> < Good! All I need now is climate: Wind, Temperature, Humidity, whatever! >
<AnionCation> <Say stuff like sporadically fade in and out of existence>
<Generic_Player> < Also >
<AnionCation> <it makes it more interesting and is much easier to imagine>
<Generic_Player> < What do I hear? >
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> Everything is silent except for the wind. There's a bit too much wind actually. It's kind of fucking freezing here.
<AnionCation> <oh yeah, try to include as many senses as you can. So far you have sight. Sound, smell, touch (this includes heat and humidity and such) and taste are all possible>
<AnionCation> <taste is kinda hard though, and doesn't apply that often>
<Generic_Player> < Adam, thank you, I can manage this >
<Generic_Player> I take out my bungee cord from the closet and fasten it to the window
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> You open the window and attach the cord to the top. What now?
<Generic_Player> I check to see if there is anything that could possibly go wrong with my plan to jump out the window
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> Please roll perception.
<Generic_Player> Roll 1d20-1 a Perception
<`DICE> Generic_Player rolled 1d20-1 a Perception [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> You don't see anything that should be too much of a problem.
<Generic_Player> Alright
<Generic_Player> I bungee jump out the window after securing myself fully
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> You do so.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> And then you notice.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> This is a really long drop.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> Your cord is kind of short.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> After a while of bouncing up and down, you find yourself hanging some 50 feet from the ground.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> Now what?
<Generic_Player> I gnaw off my own ankle to escape
<Generic_Player> < Note, do try to keep the players alive and well even if they do silly and stupid things, at least in the beginning >
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> Your ankle isn't even attached to the cord. All this would achieve is maybe killing you from blood loss.
<Generic_Player> Huh
<Generic_Player> What is attached to the cord?
<Generic_Player> Can I eat it?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> A belt is currently holding you up from your pelvis. It would be hard to lick it, let alone take a bite out of it.
<Generic_Player> Huh
<Generic_Player> How close am I to the rock face?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> You're only about 5 feet away. You also notice a cliff a few feet above you.
<Generic_Player> Huh
<Generic_Player> The only option here
<Generic_Player> Is clearly
<Generic_Player> To will myself to levitate upwards to the cliff
<Generic_Player> Roll 1d20+2 Concentration(CON based)
<`DICE> Generic_Player rolled 1d20+2 Concentration(CON based) [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> ((Is the player a psionic?))
<Generic_Player> ( Human, non psionic. If they were psionic then they'd need Telekinesis 4 to levitate )
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> You make a lot of grunting noises.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> This attracts some attention!
<Generic_Player> But of what?
<Generic_Player> Whose attention?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> A snake-thing is standing on the cliff. It's chewing on it's tail.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> naw naw naw
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> wan wan wan
<Generic_Player> Hmm
<Generic_Player> I decaptchalogue my Bazooka and take aim
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> Please roll acrobatics.
<Generic_Player> Roll 1d20
<`DICE> Generic_Player rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> You succesfully do so.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> epe!
<Generic_Player> "Pull me up blasphemous Snake monstrosity or I will end your pathetic life"
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> Please roll intimidate.
<Generic_Player> *Crits on Intimidate check*
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> The Snake-thing begins sobbing as it throws you a rope.
<Generic_Player> I climb up the rope and eat the snake
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> Roll acrobatics first.
<`DICE> Kara_Denlar[WHATIS] rolled acrobatics first. error: malformed expression
<Generic_Player> Roll 1d20
<`DICE> Generic_Player rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> You climb up the cliff easily. It seems the snake thing was about to flee. To late for that now.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> *Too
<Generic_Player> What does it taste like?
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> This is like eating rubber. Why did you do this? That Snake thing would probably have been your slave with how scared it was. What a waste.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> ((I need to leave in like 10 minutes.))
<Generic_Player> < ok >
<Generic_Player> Darn
<Generic_Player> I pray to Satan to revive my Snake friend and accept my mistakes
<Generic_Player> *Crits Religion Check*
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> Unfortunetly, Satan can't really accept your mistakes or revive anyone. That's not his department. He does summon up a granola bar as consolation.
<Generic_Player> Yes, he can. I pray harder
<Generic_Player> And offer my soul to him
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> Alright. Now we're talking.
<Generic_Player> I offer my Soul and in exchange I request the ability to raise corpses from the dead for my necromantic army
<Generic_Player> Notice:
<Generic_Player> I split up the syllables
<Generic_Player> Necro-
<Generic_Player> Romantic
<Generic_Player> :)
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> You do so. This will apparently have some consequences later on, but whatever.
<Generic_Player> I revive Timmy, the Snake King
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> You now have a Zombie Snake Minion that wants to get into your pants.
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> And his name is Ghjhg thank you very much.
<Generic_Player> No Timmy, your name is Timmy
<Generic_Player> Now follow me
<Generic_Player> I use Timmy as a Sled to slide down the mountain
<Kara_Denlar[WHATIS]> He grumbles a bit, but he complies.
<Generic_Player> < I'm going to shower >