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- @Joey#2095
- < [04:49] [Joey#2095] heeey buddy
- > [04:49] [e2] [Joey#2095] yooo hey
- < [04:49] [Joey#2095] how's life treating you
- > [04:49] [e2] [Joey#2095] I got super drunk last night!!!
- < [04:49] [Joey#2095] ayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
- > [04:49] [e2] [Joey#2095] I didn't sleep last night and I woke up like an hour ago
- < [04:49] [Joey#2095] that's absolutely not the spirit!!!!!!!
- < [04:49] [Joey#2095] :DDDDDDD
- > [04:49] [e2] [Joey#2095] yes it is!!!! bro
- < [04:50] [Joey#2095] yes spirit is you oki
- > [04:50] [e2] [Joey#2095] i had a bad headache
- < [04:50] [Joey#2095] as in it's literally gonna be your death bed
- > [04:50] [e2] [Joey#2095] but my mami gave me medicine
- > [04:50] [e2] [Joey#2095] so I feel better
- < [04:51] [Joey#2095] oki but
- < [04:51] [Joey#2095] in what world is it super exciting and sweet that you got drunk lol
- > [04:53] [e2] [Joey#2095] have u ever done cocaine
- > [04:54] [e2] [Joey#2095] ???????????
- < [04:55] [Joey#2095] buddy, stop for a second here right.
- < [04:55] [Joey#2095] just a second.
- > [04:55] [e2] [Joey#2095] LOL
- < [04:55] [Joey#2095] You?
- > [04:55] [e2] [Joey#2095] i'm just asking bro
- > [04:55] [e2] [Joey#2095] I did it for the first time last night
- < [04:55] [Joey#2095] You were quitting drugs, you?
- < [04:55] [Joey#2095] You were gonna fuck off your friend
- > [04:55] [e2] [Joey#2095] I tried it out last night
- < [04:56] [Joey#2095] with his weird incestual relations
- < [04:56] [Joey#2095] and shit
- < [04:56] [Joey#2095] You?
- > [04:56] [e2] [Joey#2095] what???
- < [04:56] [Joey#2095] You and I? We had this entire talk about ending that insane friendship with your insane friend? And how you can't be around drugheads no more?
- > [04:57] [e2] [Joey#2095] it was with another guy
- < [04:57] [Joey#2095] Ah, yes.
- < [04:57] [Joey#2095] And being with another guy DOES make you suddenly want to do drugs again
- < [04:57] [Joey#2095] Hmmm, yes.
- < [04:58] [Joey#2095] Hey, uh.
- < [04:58] [Joey#2095] Buddy? Between you and me? Incase you forgot about this important line here.
- > [04:59] [e2] [Joey#2095] i
- > [04:59] [e2] [Joey#2095] i'm never doing it again tho
- < [04:59] [Joey#2095] And i'm not talking about the line you sniff with your new pal.
- < [04:59] [Joey#2095] You? You were gonna quit drugs entirely.
- > [04:59] [e2] [Joey#2095] I only did it because I was at a girls house
- > [04:59] [e2] [Joey#2095] and I thought it would get me in the mood to have 5ex
- > [04:59] [e2] [Joey#2095] but it didn't do much to me
- > [05:00] [e2] [Joey#2095] I quit smoking weed but now I started drinking again
- > [05:00] [e2] [Joey#2095] my mom got me mad one night so I decided to go get drunk
- < [05:00] [Joey#2095] Are we saying now that we want to stop taking drugs, but once a girl enters the house you require COCAINE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER?
- > [05:00] [e2] [Joey#2095] yes LOL
- > [05:01] [e2] [Joey#2095] i thought it would get me up
- > [05:01] [e2] [Joey#2095] and happy
- > [05:01] [e2] [Joey#2095] but it didnt do SHITTT
- < [05:01] [Joey#2095] Or when mom gets mad at you you suddenly are like HEY, I WAS GONA STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH MY LUNATIC INCEST FRIEND ALSO BECAUSE HE'S A MAJOR DRUGHEAD AND I WAS GONNA A V O I D THOSE PEOPLEEEEEEEEE
- < [05:02] [Joey#2095] BUT MOM IS MAD SO FUCK ALL OF THATTTTTTTTTT
- < [05:02] [Joey#2095] IM GONNA HAVE A NICE LINE OF COCAINE
- < [05:02] [Joey#2095] !!!!!!!!!!!
- < [05:02] [Joey#2095] is that really justifying the situation
- < [05:02] [Joey#2095] perhaps we should talk less about the experience of you taking cocaine here
- > [05:03] [e2] [Joey#2095] yea
- < [05:03] [Joey#2095] perhaps we should talk about you saying one thing and then immediately when the opportunity rises
- < [05:03] [Joey#2095] going super hard on cocaine
- > [05:03] [e2] [Joey#2095] i only took 1 line
- < [05:03] [Joey#2095] ah yes of course, nonono.
- < [05:03] [Joey#2095] you are completely clean of drugs still
- < [05:03] [Joey#2095] you're right.
- < [05:03] [Joey#2095] one line of coke?
- < [05:03] [Joey#2095] fuck thats notihng right?
- > [05:03] [e2] [Joey#2095] coke gets out of system in 3 days
- < [05:04] [Joey#2095] and once its out of your system in 2 more days, you can continue pretending for another 24 hours like you actually want to quit drugs!
- > [05:04] [e2] [Joey#2095] i do want to quit drugs
- < [05:05] [Joey#2095] Then what is this.
- > [05:05] [e2] [Joey#2095] i only drink alcohol
- < [05:05] [Joey#2095] apparently not
- > [05:05] [e2] [Joey#2095] yes....
- < [05:05] [Joey#2095] you take cocaine now too SDFGHSDFHGDH FOR SEX
- < [05:05] [Joey#2095] SEEEEEEEEEEEX
- < [05:05] [Joey#2095] REALLY DUDE
- > [05:05] [e2] [Joey#2095] i tried it for the first time dude
- < [05:05] [Joey#2095] ??? dude krokodil is also a first time thing probably to try out for you incase you want to die]
- < [05:06] [Joey#2095] since we're talking about drugs here
- > [05:06] [e2] [Joey#2095] cocaine doesnt kill u
- < [05:06] [Joey#2095] so it makes it all completely okay that you want to quit drugs ad then literally do completely the opposite of that
- < [05:07] [Joey#2095] BECAUSE IT DOESNT KILL YOU?
- > [05:07] [e2] [Joey#2095] whatever im never gonna do it again
- < [05:08] [Joey#2095] But what if a girl enters the house and a guy offers you drugs you haven't had before?
- > [05:08] [e2] [Joey#2095] i won't do it lol
- < [05:08] [Joey#2095] You're saying that now.
- > [05:08] [e2] [Joey#2095] idk what i was thinking tbh
- < [05:09] [Joey#2095] You know how extremely long it took you
- < [05:09] [Joey#2095] To go from, I need to escape my drughead friend and need to avoid everything to do with drugs to
- < [05:09] [Joey#2095] YO I JUST DID COCAINE LAST NIGHT
- > [05:09] [e2] [Joey#2095] lol
- < [05:09] [Joey#2095] BECAUSE I WANTED SEX WITH A GIRL
- > [05:09] [e2] [Joey#2095] pretty much bro
- < [05:09] [Joey#2095] Did it even take you a week?
- > [05:10] [e2] [Joey#2095] dude coke is bad
- > [05:10] [e2] [Joey#2095] i'm never doing it again it was only 1 line
- < [05:10] [Joey#2095] ah yes
- < [05:10] [Joey#2095] the ''it was only 1 line, so that makes it all okay''
- < [05:11] [Joey#2095] ''i'm still clean from drugs guys, look, it was only 1 line of coke. not several!''
- > [05:11] [e2] [Joey#2095] still
- > [05:11] [e2] [Joey#2095] stop hating
- > [05:11] [e2] [Joey#2095] i said i'm never doing it again
- < [05:11] [Joey#2095] ''i'm still AVOIDING DRUGHEADS like my new friend who literally let and made me take cocaine''
- > [05:12] [e2] [Joey#2095] whatever
- < [05:12] [Joey#2095] Look, you're pretty much gonna say that you won't ever do it again
- < [05:12] [Joey#2095] Next week again.
- < [05:12] [Joey#2095] And the week after that.
- < [05:12] [Joey#2095] Perhaps not even a week.
- < [05:13] [Joey#2095] Perhaps you'll be drugged out of your mind tomorrow again
- > [05:13] [e2] [Joey#2095] im really never gonna do it again
- < [05:13] [Joey#2095] Because some drughead ''friend''
- > [05:13] [e2] [Joey#2095] i'll probably only drink alcohol
- < [05:13] [Joey#2095] That you are supposed to actually be avoiding
- < [05:13] [Joey#2095] but for some reason you aren't, but you're wise so I assume you got perfectly logical reasons for that
- < [05:13] [Joey#2095] That all have to do with how you're going to quit taking drugs, of course.
- < [05:14] [Joey#2095] Like that line of coke was probably also entirely part of the procedure of quitting drugs.
- > [05:15] [e2] [Joey#2095] I WAS KIDDING I DIDN'T DO COKE
- > [05:15] [e2] [Joey#2095] UR REACTION WAS SO FUNNY
- < [05:17] [Joey#2095] ??? yeah no you're full of shit
- > [05:17] [e2] [Joey#2095] LOLOLOOLOLL
- < [05:17] [Joey#2095] at this point getting shamed for your own wrong doings
- < [05:17] [Joey#2095] is likely embarrassing for you
- > [05:17] [e2] [Joey#2095] noooo coke is bad don't do that
- < [05:17] [Joey#2095] since you struggle with remaining strict on yourself
- < [05:17] [Joey#2095] and quitting drugs likel
- < [05:17] [Joey#2095] y
- < [05:18] [Joey#2095] So once you receive the simplest of criticism even after announcing to someone proudly that you took cocaine last night
- < [05:18] [Joey#2095] You hide back in your shell and pretend that this is all okay and that that person is being ridiculous.
- < [05:19] [Joey#2095] You make up some strange weird reason like how you like to do right here
- < [05:19] [Joey#2095] By making it all into a funny ''haha''
- < [05:20] [Joey#2095] While criticism is given where it's due
- > [05:22] [e2] [Joey#2095] bro
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